Duwee Davis II
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Joined 09-30-09, id: 2100515, Profile Updated: 11-18-15
Author has written 18 stories for Crash Bandicoot, Earthbound, Haruhi Suzumiya series, Touhou Project, Death Note, Undertale, and A song of Ice and Fire.

Why, hello there!

You can call Duwee Davis the second, a name combining my nickname (a slightly corrupted way of saying my surname) combined with a corruption of the spelling of my surname, along with the title 'II' because I'd like to be an aristocrat... I'd use my power a bit more wisely than most... I hope.

I'm an IT Consultant with a degree in Marine Biology. Maybe that means I'm smart, but it probably means I'm just a geek. Expect many an opaque science joke in my works.

Anyway, step into my office, I'll tell you what I like... and what I don't.

Likes:

Retro-styled games, Undertale especially (plus emulated classics), Valve FPSes, roleplaying, world-building, programming, writing, roleplaying...

Dislikes:

Uninspired things and sadism in real-life people. A good written sadist makes you hate them, but when I experience a real-life monster... it always leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

Role Models:

Mr Cain- my old physics teacher- he's absolutely ace, loves his job, makes Physics so awesome, and is like a time lord at times...

Robert Swindell- A writer. Not many people have heard of him, he wrote a freakin' awesome post-apocalyptic novel called 'Brother in the land'.

Dr John Turner- My Tutor at University. He's like a mixture between Doctor Who and Mister Rogers. He just has... such a calm, intelligent air about him. It's hard to explain, but whenever you're around him you feel... at ease.

Have some links

Ah, yes, links. Have this:

My deviantart page: http:///

My Game of Touhou folder: http:///gallery/45627678

The maker of the comics of Game of Touhou: http:///

Favourite Characters:

Kyon (Haruhi Suzumiya): He's just so... sarcastic and objective despite the insane situations he's put through... such a realistic character is rare in fiction.

Fassad/Locria (Mother 3): A defective transvestite who laughs in an awesome way and abuses animals, yet has a very hidden soft side, as seen by his house... who doesn't love a good villain?

Yuki Nagato (Haruhi Suzumiya): Seriously, who doesn't love her? She's pure win! Adorable, monotone, and badass on the side.

Dr Ivo Robotnik (Sonic the Hedgehog): In his earlier days, Robotnik was baddass... hell, even his PINGAS days were fantastic. He's had a downward turn, but seems back to form.

Aya Shameimaru: Genki? Check. A reporter? Check. Hated as a paparazzi? Check. I dunno, something about Aya makes her the perfect comic relief, but you can imagine that when she doesn't hold back (which is never) she could actually kick ass.

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I can safely say half of these fics are garbage, but I can't bring myself to delete them. I guess they're evidence of how far I've come. My magnum opus is likely Game of Touhou. Look above and decide on whether or not it needs a (possibly franchise-killing) sequel.

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Bringer of Death by npberryhill reviews
During Vegeta's last stand against Frieza, the Prince of Saiyans ascends, becoming the first Super Saiyan of his era. History has been re-written...but to what degree? Edited by Davidstarlingm (Co-author).
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 109 - Words: 1,050,558 - Reviews: 7750 - Favs: 2,177 - Follows: 1,988 - Updated: 11/30/2022 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Vegeta
100 Days of Super Paper Mario by Galadriadhar reviews
A Fanfic100 story taking place in the Super Paper Mario universe. 100 days, 100 one-shots. And honestly, there are so many characters that the tags can't fit them all! I hope you enjoy this wild romp through the worlds!
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 148 - Words: 124,708 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/5/2018 - Published: 3/18/2010 - OC, Dimentio, Mr. L, Count Bleck/Blumiere
Luckier Star by Acsuperman reviews
As the performance ends, the girls go about the rest of the day with their activities. However, Tsukasa makes yet another prediction of love in Kagami's future and a new boy arrives in Konata's class! Are they connected? No, not really. Konami!
Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 580,648 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/12/2016 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Konata I., Kagami H., Tsukasa H.
Gensokyo VS The Cleverbot! by ryuusama's disciple reviews
A continuation of sorts to my last fic. I hope you find it even a little funny! Requests for a certain character are welcome!
Touhou Project - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,816 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/6/2011
The Rise of the Tank by Donny Donster reviews
The tank was born in 1916, one of these machines came to life and developed a personality, thus a youkai was born. 95 years later, he was modernized and wound up in Gensokyo.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,717 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 9/3/2011
The Way It Feels by lost-in-the-sekai reviews
Light and Ryuk would always agree on one thing... One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Light Y., Ryuk - Complete
Strife of Vampire by NazoDi reviews
After some how being captured by the United States military, Remilia has been rescued by a young man. Weakened and on the run, she tries to find her sister and return to Gensokyo while the military tries to recapture them. Violence. Suggestive themes.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 126,035 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Complete
Functioning Alcoholic by Solblight reviews
Ibuik Suika is a permanent guest at the Hakurei Shrine, but does Reimu know exactly what Suika does when she's not around? Or even when she IS around? Join Suika on her misadventures as she uh... she uh... Hic! What was I doing again...?
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 104,304 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Suika I., Kogasa T. - Complete
Wheatley's Second Chance by Ace of Fours reviews
-Spoilers Ahead!- It's been more than a year now since Wheatley was stranded out in space, and so far, things have been grim. But the discovery of a stray satellite might just give him the second chance he's been wishing for.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,966 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Heal my soul, so I may set you free by WonderChild90 reviews
Smoke and mirrors can be terrible things when they separate you from the one thing that can save you from yourself... Chell/GLaDOS mother/daughter fic. Published on a whim after an odd wave of inspiration hit me.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,579 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Complete
Lucky Galaxy by niigoki reviews
They say that reality is stranger than fiction, don't they? Real life situations become One-shots with the Lucky Star characters! Pointless drabbles for you to sit back and giggle. Enjoy!
Lucky Star - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,938 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010
The Denouement Of Suzumiya Haruhi by LordPlagus777 reviews
Kyon has quit the SOS Brigade after deciding that Haruhi was too much to begin with. After yelling at Haruhi, repaying all of his stress and anger, he turns and walks away. He learns that taking one step away from Haruhi means a hell of a journey back.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 46 - Words: 107,934 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
My Killer, My Comrade, My Greatest Friend by WonderChild90 reviews
Perhaps GLaDOS isn't as immune to her own feelings as she thought she was... Rated T for some language. Takes place after Portal 2. Very vague spoilers used as well.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,137 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Complete
Yuki's Troublesome Subroutine by Integrated Thought Record reviews
Kyon gets called over to Nagato's apartment without reason. It turns out that his unique knowledge might be the only thing that can save them both from a dangerous situation.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,446 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Kyon, Yuki N.
Haruhi Suzumiya Plays Cupid by Seasnake reviews
Haruhi has read too many romance novels recently. She has decided that the best way to ease her boredom, and make her relationship with Kyon grow closer, is to play cupid with two of her brigade members.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,171 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
Alice's Glorious Homestead Defense by X to the Zoltan reviews
The Hakurei Miko's job is just as much about preventing incidents as it is solving them. For instance, here she tries to pry Alice out of isolation by dropping a certain kleptomaniacal witch on her head. What could possibly go wrong?
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,431 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Alice M., Marisa K. - Complete
Reimu fights the bad guys of adrkness by Talos Angel reviews
I apologize to anyone who reads this; I was drunk when I did so. I am leaving it up for archival purposes.
Touhou Project - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Reimu H., Marisa K. - Complete
Hey, Nagato by Walkway reviews
Kyon, finding an odd recent abundance of time alone with Nagato, decides to ask her some questions to get to know the girl a little better. What ensues is...interesting. And sometimes, hilarious. Sort of. Short chapters, updated often! Light Kyon/Nagato
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,449 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Yuki N., Kyon
The Wedding by Asher the Fox reviews
Everyone's favorite villan is getting married! Yes, that's right, Mephiles the Dark is getting married. Chaos will ensue. HILARIOUS! T just to be safe. COMEPLETED!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,830 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Shadow, Mephiles - Complete
The Anatomy of Melancholy by A Philosopher with a Pen reviews
A more dramatic take on the origin of "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya." The event that happened three years ago is revealed, and how Haruhi came to be a God becomes the driving force behind her melancholy.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 75 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Haruhi S., Kyon - Complete
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100 Days of Undertale reviews
A set of 100 one-shots with single-word titles, acting as the prompts for each chapter. Hopefully it'll be somewhat decent.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,807 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 11/19/2015 - Frisk, Papyrus, Alphys, Mettaton
Game of Touhou reviews
The Touhou cast as one has never seen them before. Honor and justice, peace and prosperity, freedom and glory, chaos and strife, and a mere reunion with a lost sister... all these ambitions and more lie in the land of Noros. However, the only way to make these ambitions reality is to play the Game. The Game of Deceit, Treachery, and most of all, the Game of Thrones. Rule 50 FTW.
Crossover - Touhou Project & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 132 - Words: 323,750 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Eiki S., Wriggle N., Yuyuko S., Seiga K. - Complete
Twenty Years Later: Yutaka's Youkai Biology reviews
Ever wondered what happens when scientific method is applied to the downright non-scientific? No? Well, too bad, Yutaka Hadekawa is giving you it anyway. An in-universe book for my post-timeskip fanfic continuity.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,095 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Patchouli K., Yukari Y., Momiji I.
Twenty Years Later: Bunbunmaru Spirit News archives reviews
Twenty Years have passed since the events of my not-exactly great 'Touhou Doujin' books, and between the events of that series and 'Reimu's Successor', many a scandalous event has occurred, and it has been the solemn duty of the totally-not-gossip-mongering reporters of Gensokyo to report on these events with perfect accuracy. This is an archive of some of their work in that time.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 60,042 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Aya S., Hatate H. - Complete
Twenty Years Later: Reimu's Successor reviews
This is the start of a sorta-sister series to my 'Touhou Doujin' touhou fanfic series. It's set in the Epilogue's timeline, ie twenty years into the future, which of course means one thing... the human characters are older, wiser, and Reimu herself has a successor... the strangely-named thirteen year-old Miko, Patricia Hakurei. And it seems she's got an incident to deal with...
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,579 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Marisa K., Reimu H., Yukari Y. - Complete
Death Note Alternate Reality- Welsh Edition reviews
This is a 'what-if' scenario, a kind of... alternate series of Death Note is someone with an entirely different situation to Light Yagami were to find a Death Note- someone who is already a Marine Biology and Zoology student at Bangor University, Wales, living an independent life at Halls of Residence and bearing a very different personality to Light Yagami indeed...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,325 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Ryuk, L
Touhou Doujin: The Epilogue reviews
This is it. The end. No more in the touhou circle for me. Here's a bittersweet, distant-future style fic set twenty years ahead of the end of Yutaka's Big Fat Youkai Wedding, the last book in my series of eight. This is number nine. I intended this to be a single chapter but the sheer size of it makes it have to be split into three chapters. I love you, my fans. I love you.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,602 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Reimu H., Yukari Y.
Touhou Doujin: Yutaka's Big Fat Youkai Wedding reviews
Yutaka's... getting married? What? WHAT? Hilarity MUST ensue from this... right? But of course, not everything is going to go smoothly... this wedding is fictional, it's obligatory not to be! This is the fifth canonical entry to the 'Touhou Doujin' series, coming after 'Jean's Magical Education'.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 137,592 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Patchouli K., Byakuren H.
Touhou Doujin: The Misadventures of Yukari Yakumo reviews
The second of a pair of 'sister spinoffs' of my 'Touhou Doujin' series. This is Hebiko Bimyouna, the more sane lizard's 'real-life fanfiction', written as an obvious in-universe 'take that' to a... certain rival.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,642 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Yukari Y., Ran Y.
Touhou Doujin: The Forbidden Love of Yukari Yakumo reviews
The first of a pair of 'sister spinoffs' of my 'Touhou Doujin' series. This is Tokage Reiketsu, the perverted lizard's 'Real-life Fanfiction'. Intended to be a stylistic parody, and is written as if it's an in-universe book...
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,286 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Yukari Y., Ran Y.
Touhou Doujin: Jean's Magical Education reviews
Jean Franc Levoisier, coffee-loving, cowardly, and french... yet wanting to become a magician trained by the hand of Marisa. Fifth book of my Touhou Doujin series. Please start with Dawitsu's folly if unfamiliar with my series, you won't get it otherwise.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,862 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Marisa K., Reimu H. - Complete
Touhou Doujin: Dawitsu's Recompense reviews
Dawitsu has an epiphany... that he's been a bit of an arse over his time in Gensokyo. And this was all triggered by grievous bodily assault... isn't it always? Sequel to Touhou Doujin: Holiday Edition and by proxy Dawitsu's folly
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 108,067 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Complete
Touhou Doujin: Grimoire of Dawitsu reviews
Please read Touhou Doujin: Dawitsu's folly before reading this... you won't get it otherwise. Dawitsu has decided to write a book! And this book is all about his favourite hobby... mimicry. Yutaka is the one stuck typing it, though...
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 66 - Words: 49,728 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 10/19/2011
Touhou Doujin: Holiday Edition reviews
There's fun to be had in the outside world! Or at least that's what Dawitsu has convinced Sakuya and Patchouli to think. Dawitsu wants to introduce his new friends to a special Outside World festival. Sequel to Touhou Doujin: Dawitsu's Folly
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,007 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Sakuya I., Patchouli K. - Complete
Touhou Doujin: Dawitsu's folly reviews
Flandre's Laevateinn has been stolen! A mysterious pair of newcomers seem to be to blame- and Reimu naturally is picking up the pieces. But, there's something unique about one of the newcomers... A fanfic conversion of my hand-drawn doujin.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,380 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Reimu H., Aya S. - Complete
100 days of Mother Earthbound reviews
100 days in the universe of Mother/Earthbound! Three quarters of the way! I genuinely didn't think I'd get this far, but I have! Enjoy!
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 84 - Words: 49,799 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Giygas, Fassad
The Romcom of Haruhi Suzumiya reviews
Haruhi recruits more members for the SOS Brigade, and hopes to set up some kind of real-life romantic comedy. T for Suzumiya-ness. I assure you, no Yaoi here. Although knowing Haruhi, there may be slightly implied Yuri. Don't let that put you off! Review!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,344 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
Crash Bandicoot 2 the epilogue reviews
ALERT! AWFUL FIC HERE WITH STUPIDLY SHORT CHAPTERS. Read my other stuff, the only reason this fic hasn't been deleted is I can't bear to put it out of it's misery. My other stuff has real effort and thought put into it.
Crash Bandicoot - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,407 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Nitrus Brio, Ripper Roo - Complete