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Joined 09-30-09, id: 2100748, Profile Updated: 12-28-11
Author has written 18 stories for South Park, House of Night, Total Drama series, Glee, Community, and Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.

Heyyyy! I'm CrystolConeticut! And this is all about me!!

My Faves:

Show: Community

Episode: Cooperative Calligraphy (but I'm not stupid... Remedial Chaos Theory was one of the best episodes of any tv show on television. I just like Cooperative Calligraphy because it's Annie- centric).

Character: Annie (with Chang as a close second)

Couple: A tie between Troy/Annie and Jeff/ Annie, with one occasionally pulling ahead of the other. Right now it's Troy/Annie.

Animal: Dog

Sport: Tennis

About me:

Pets: 2 dogs, Lady and Rufus.

Couples That I like:

Community

Every Couple. But here's a rank:

Troy/Annie

Jeff/Annie

Jeff/Britta

Abed/Annie

Troy/Abed

Annie/Britta

Shirley/Pierce

Troy/Britta

Jeff/The Dean

Chang/Shirley

Abed/Britta

And every crack pairing you can possibly imagine.

South Park:

Every couple except for candy. Seriously. Even crack- Pairings.

Total Drama:

LindsayxDJ

BridgettexGeoff

DuncanxCourtney

BridgettexDJ

TrentxGwen

Glee

Probably every one except for crack pairings, those with Dave in them, and ones that have Mr. Schue and a student. That's just creepy.

Favorite Quotes:

Peter: No, Chris! It's step- pivot-step- pivot- turn! Are you trying to piss off the volcano?!

-Peter Griffin, Family Guy

Holly: So how did she die?

Some old lady: In her sleep.

Holly: Ah. Well at least she went peacefully.

Some old lady: Not really, she was driving at the time!

- Holly Tyler and some old lady, What I Like About You

Christophe: Did you bring the buttfor?

Kyle: Buttfor? What's a buttfor?

Christophe: For pooping, silly.

-Christophe and Kyle Broflovski, South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut

If only I had a dagger for everytime I've heard that, then you would all be dead.

- Emo- Nerdy- Insane- Writer's profile

(Ever notice how One Less Lonely Girl and One time both have one in them? Well, my friend Ben is about to address that)

Ben: You know what's gonna be funny? When Justin Bieber announces that he's gay, and his girlfriend is gonna be like 'But I thought I was your one and only girl!' And Justin's gonna be like 'You were my one and only girl. I just had many guys.'

- My friend Ben

Me: You know what'll be even more funny? When we make a sex tape of you and Justin Bieber.

Toni: And put it on Youtube!

-Me and my friend Toni, in response to the quote above.

Stan: Oh my god, you killed Kenny!

Kyle: You bastard!

-Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski, South Park

Lucky: If looks could kill, I'd be Kenny right now.

Lucky Day (Doomed-Orange-Parka's OC), And Things just got Weirder (A story by moi)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Favorite Song lyrics:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Blank stares at, blank pages. No easy way, to say this...

- Sarah Bareiles, Love Song

I used to be love drunk, but now I'm hung over...

- I don't know which band sings this or what it's called, but I wish I did :(

Here's a song, for the one, who stole my heart and ran, so far, that cupid couldn't catch her...

- Heaven can Wait, We the Kings

You gotta, make your own kind of music. Sing, your own special song!

Make Your Own Kind of Music, Mama Cass Elliot

Ever love somebody so much, you can barely breathe when you're wit 'em? You meet, and neither one of you, even knew what hit 'em?

Love the Way You Lie, Eminem feat. Rihanna

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5 'Fun' Facts:

1. Talking on your cell phone can give you cancer.

2. Texting on your cell phone can give you carpal- tunnel (cell phones are just great all around aren't they?)

3. Justin Bieber is NOT God

4. Edward is a fictional character, not a real person (or vampire)

And finally:

5. Somethings we're better off not knowing XP

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Firends vs beat friends

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down

Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will go to a concert with me

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Friend: Asks me for my number

Best friend: Asks me for her number

Friend: Hides me from the cops

Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

Friends: wont post this

Best friends: will re-post this shit

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Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

two sad child abuse poems
(you better post them and e-mail to your friends!!):

Sarah's peom

My name is Sarah,

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah,

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Aurora's peom

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right into her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arm

If you hate child abuse, post the two peoms on your profile. and if you dont have a profile e-mail to peoples.

SAD STUFF :'(

a little girl holding the hand of her orphanage nanny looks up at the sky and asks "What are those little lights in the sky?"

two figures stand in front of a little girl's grave, crying over their dead daughter.

a sister sheilds her little brother from her father's drunken rage. her brother runs away on the day of her funeral.

a man getting on a buss walks under a black sky, the stars hidden by light pollution. he has only seen stars in movies and pictures.

a little boy holds his mother, trying to keep her warm and dry from the rain dripping into their cardboard box.

a girl stands on the street in front of her house in the snow because she told her parents that she was lesbian

a jewish man hides his face in public from fear of getting harmed

the neighbors hear screaming and crying in the apartment beside them, and had seen the woman with an empty bottle of alcohol walking towards the room, but they just pull their blankets tighter around them.

a girl sleeps on a park bench because she got pregnant and let her parents know

someone kicks mud in the face of a man asking for a spare bit of change. the man couldn't get a job because he was gay

an african american woman stops going to church because they don't accept her race

a mother cries as the police drag her sobbing daughter away. her wife comes outside and hugs her. the police had said she was an unfit mother because she was lesbian

some world we live in. i'm not gay, poor or anything but i'm hell against child abuse, rascism, and i support gays and les!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

(((((True love)))))

A guy and a girl were riding on a motorcycle...
Girl: slow down i'm scared.
Guy: no this is fun.
Girl: no it's not please it's way to scary!
Guy: then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you now slow down.
Guy: now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself? it's bothering me.

-In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for a person you love then copy this into your profile.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Post this on your profile to make someone smile!

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

If you are really random, put this in your profile.

Read this please;

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''My heart nearly stopped.The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'''OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'''I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'''My mommy loves white roses.'A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message and e-mail it, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart. And I, Crystol Coneticut, will come at your house in the middle of the night with a broken bottle (hello, bottle, drunk driving) and enjoy the look on your face as I show you how harmful alchohol can really be.

1. Jeff

2. Britta

3. Annie

4. Abed

5. Troy

6. Shirley

7. Pierce

8. Chang

9. The Dean

10. Starburns

11. Fat Neil

12. Vicki

NOW ANSWER THE QUESTIONS!!

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No... that would be pretty weird. Especially because Shirley's married and Fat Neil belongs with Vicki, duh doy.

2) Do you think 4 is hot? If yes, how much?

Yes, Abed's hot in a nerdy/adorable way. I'd say about an 8 out of 10 (don't tell my best friends that, though, she's obsessed with him)

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant

Jesus Christ I'm going to have nightmares...

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

No, and that sucks. The Dean's a background character in a lot of fics, but he really never gets his time to shine :(

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Britta/Shirley? They really don't get along that well (even though they're pretty good friends), and Shirley's very Christian, so no. Even though Britta has kissed a girl.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

NEITHER.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

'I knew Brittles had a thing for chicks! I just didn't know she was a chubby chaser!' (no offense, Vicki).

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Starburns finally crosses Annie off of his 'to- do' list.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

No, I laughed just thinking about it. Ah, Jeff/Chang... maybe in another timeline...

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Vicki offers to bandage up Pierce after she gives him back his pen. In his face.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

I honestly can't think of one. Jeff and Abed both aren't virgins, so I really can't put a creative spin on this/

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three?

Idk, but I do!(: Annie rules!

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Fat Neil? Not that I know of...

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five

Britta/Abed/Troy?... this triangle is not as uncommon as you might think.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Please don't make me answer this. Starburns makes me shudder.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Chang? Eye of the Tiger.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Jeff/Shirley/Vicki

WARNING: Extreme crack pairing ahead! Not for the faint- hearted!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten use on two?

Starburns/Britta? I can't think of one, but I don't doubt he's tried to pick her up before!

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Community - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Annie E., Jeff W. - Complete
Spill by Jezunya reviews
The beans. The news. The pills.
Community - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Jeff W. - Complete
The Secret Life of Jackie Burkhart by reviewgirl911 reviews
Hyde thinks Jackie is just a spoiled princess. When some people from Jackie's past show up in Point Place, will Hyde see the real Jackie and fall for her? Will he be able to help her conquer her demons? Read to find out.
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,371 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Jackie B., Steven H. - Complete
This is Not a Diary by jarpadsalecki reviews
I'm Finn Hudson, and I repeat: this is not a diary.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 7,302 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
Resemblances by Rachel Lily Gleek Potter reviews
When a familiar face steps into the choir room at WMHS, are the glee coaches ready for the drama and change that is about to come their way? FINCHEL, Quick
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,761 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Rachel B., Beth C.
The Lie by DoofusPrime reviews
For Jim Halpert, being used as a scapegoat by Michael for something he didn't do is the last straw. When he decides to quit, Pam - and others - must decide just what he means to them and what it will take to keep him around.
Office - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,446 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Jim H., Pam B. - Complete
Visceral by Chipping reviews
"So he's got to laugh, and when he does the baby laughs and soon all of them are laughing, him, Annie, baby, them three." Jeff is commissioned to babysit, but when this babysitting adventure goes awry, Annie has to come to save the day.
Community - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,784 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Jeff W., Annie E. - Complete
Total Drama Island: Living In New York by Mr. Panama Red reviews
The story of Courtney, Duncan, Gwen, DJ, Geoff and Bridgette as if they lived in New York City during the 1990's. Takes place between 1991 and 1999. Duncan x Courtney, Geoff x Bridgette and Trent x Gwen.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 169,765 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Complete
February 3rd by MTT-VB reviews
February 3rd - Or how Pam Beesly got schooled by Georgia O'Keefe, Maggie and Punxatawny Phil - Jim gives Pam some wonderful birthday gifts that get her thinking... Set about a week after Drug Testing.
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,349 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Pam B., Jim H. - Complete
I Hope You Dance by KatrinaLou1990 reviews
When Quinn requests that all of the Glee clubs write letters to Beth - this is the results.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Beth C.
A bump in the road by Unlucky-charm reviews
That one night. That one confession. That one party. That one kiss. It changed everything. Here I am, holding Bebe's hand; she's pregnant with my baby. Question is, is this a good thing? Two authors, Bebe's and Kyle's point of view.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,432 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Kyle B., Bebe S.
Wendys Grinch by TheGirlWithTheSilverTongue reviews
In the locker room, Bebe gives Wendy some advice on her personal hygiene, and how she should uphold her feminist values. Well, in Bebes own, twisted, freaky way. One shot, not femmslash, some cursing, mention of vaginas. Be warned.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Wendy Testaburger, Bebe S.
Known Unknowns by vietnameseboi15 reviews
Rachel and Will fanfic. Rachel is an aspriring Broadway actress. Will is her old Glee teacher. Both of them fall for each other, but circumstances hinder their love for each other. T for now, but may change due to later contents. Please comment!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,857 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Rachel B., Will S.
Love is Not a Nine Letter Word: But We Don't Care by Alexex reviews
Oneshot 7: "I dunno, Miss Lifeguard… I think I need mouth to mouth." Nice try. But I'm off duty." "So? Save me, lifeguard…" -On Hiatus.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,644 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Courtney, Trent
Guitar Is So Gay by freemanrage reviews
Mary finds a softer side of Nathan. Mary/Nathan. For CrystolConneticut! Crack pairing.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Complete
South Park High School by Konner Wilson reviews
It all started out that freshman year... tons of gay and het parings
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,377 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Kenny M.
The Ol' Switcheroo by Kootie Bomb reviews
Ivy and Lucy are best friends, and practically complete opposites. What happens when they find themselves in each others shoes? lol, at corny/unoriginal summary! written for Cartooncutie17, JVM, PixiDreads, Doomed-Orange-Parka, and Especially Kenny.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,981 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Kyle B.
porn wars by kyleisgod reviews
Cartman and Wendy are debating pornography and all of their friends are caught in the middle. Will the porn war ruin lives and relationships or have sexy results? Het and slash pairings. Multiple pairings. Contains language, sex, and booze.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,670 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
With Words Unspoken by ibreak4CSI reviews
JA - The group takes an American Sign Language class, and Jeff and Annie are partners.
Community - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,461 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Jeff W., Annie E. - Complete
I'm Not a Whore by Mizuni-no-neko reviews
Bebe's bored and decides to read fan fiction online. When she finds out what the fandom thinks about her she's floored. Because really and truthfully, she's nothing like what they think she is. T for language
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Bebe S., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Wants and Needs by Emma CS Me reviews
“Please, Logan. I need this,” he says, voice changing from angry to desperate. Logan wants to ask why, but the words get stuck in his jaw. SLASH.
Veronica Mars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Logan, Cassidy - Complete
All over again by XXXHimura911XXX reviews
Season 2 is up on chapter 80! The summary for this is inside and make sure to read season 1 first!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 85 - Words: 115,578 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009
That Clichéd Fuzzy Feeling Inside by Lorena Whatshername reviews
Kyle begins to develop a crush on Bebe, but she's dating Clyde. That still doesn't stop Kyle from trying to win her heart. Meanwhile, Wendy is scared that she might be pregnant with Stan's child. Why are teenage hormones so difficult to deal with? BxK
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,707 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Kyle B., Bebe S.
Killer Klowns and Skittles by xXBeyondBirthdayXx reviews
When you move to South Park, and your hair looks like a rainbow threw up on it, life can't be good... right? Meet Rhiannon Edwards, Skittles-in-progress. OC Submission closed.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,412 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009
Summer In The City by peyote-angels reviews
He feels the series of chills crawl up his spine, like when the realization of being with her hits him. Ryan/Pam. Season Four.
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,551 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Pam B., Ryan H. - Complete
Annie's Spanish Text Book by KikiKatie reviews
...or, How the Gang Found Out About Annie and JEff
Community - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,087 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Annie E., Jeff W.
Twisted by PiScEs-BlOsSoM69 reviews
A reverse of my old Story Operation: Blackout!, In which the Wammy Boys move to South Park! OC STORY, DON'T LIKE DON'T READ!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/20/2009
102 Things Boys Should Know by xXBeyondBirthdayXx reviews
There are 102 things boys should know about girls... OC One-shots story! Submit your OC's
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/19/2009
Lilium Inter Spinas by OrangeHush reviews
An odd supernatural South Park tale featuring FFNet OCs. Some of of our favorite South Park residents get on with the business of high school with the occasional trip to hell... Language/drinking/drug use/naughtiness. R&R. Epilogue up. COMPLETE.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,217 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Kenny M., Craig T. - Complete
Define Weird by PiScEs-BlOsSoM69 reviews
Vivi always thought her life was normal, insane friends and psychotic teachers, but she's about to find out how wrong she actually is, cause after all, when was South Park ever normal? OC story...Rating may change.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,503 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009
Brat Cartman by kennyfan98 reviews
There's something under Cartman's bed, and if he doesn't figure out what it is, it could be life threating. Enjoy!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
I Love Lucy by Kootie Bomb reviews
My name is Lucille. I don't like my name. Call me Lucy. Yes, this is an OC fic *new title*
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 109,179 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009
Cartman Was Right by Sparbudart reviews
In a freak accident, which tends to happen a lot in South Park, Bebe and Kyle switch bodies. Chaos ensues. Prepare for friendship, unrequited love, social awkwardness, and literally taking a walk in someone else's shoes. KyBe. You'll like it, trust me.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,584 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Kyle B., Bebe S.
Those Disregarded Feelings by dreamgazer220 reviews
He'd persued, she resisted. She persued, he resisted. Could things get any more complicated? Oh, wait... ONESHOT
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Steven H., Donna P. - Complete
When We Die by Evening Silhouette reviews
Stan walks to Wendys house, contemplates Kenny's death and why he never came back the last time, and realizes how much he loves this girl. A massive explosion Stendy, slight almost none KyleBebe and KennyOC. One-shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Stan M., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
deja vu by kyleisgod reviews
A story for lovers and haters of Stan x Kyle fan fiction.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
dance with the devil by kyleisgod reviews
Cartman makes a bet he seemingly can't win, ultimately affecting the lives of eight people. Het and slash pairs, comedy and drama, read and review!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,312 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman - Complete
odd combinations by kyleisgod reviews
The boys and girls of South Park take a certain board game WAY too seriously. Gay and straight pairings included.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,224 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
unmentionable exchanges by kyleisgod reviews
Stan and Kyle can't agree on which one of them owns a certain pair of underwear. They'll do just about anything to figure it out. Do I really need to say more than that?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
just desserts by kyleisgod reviews
A series of dessertthemed oneshots. Gay and straight pairs included. CartmanWendy, StanKyle, TweekGary, KennyBebe. Read and review!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,718 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Complete
the slash club by kyleisgod reviews
The girls form a certain after school club. Can Stan and Kyle survive its presence? Can Cartman get Kenny kicked out of the club? Read and review!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,252 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Shipwrecked by JodithGrace reviews
Five days surrounding the Booze Cruise. Jim has known Pam for three years, and it's time to change the status quo.
Office - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,759 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
as you seem to do these days by loveleee reviews
Jim isn't sure when he first knew he was in love with Pam. [oneshot]
Office - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Complete
Distance by unfold reviews
Another JimPam oneshot. 'A breeze blows through his hair and he hangs his head a bit, fakes another smile that she can hear all the way in Scranton.' Uh, spoilers up to Dwight's Speech, I guess.
Office - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Complete
Imaginary Bonds by Dreamality reviews
Claire repays Charlie for the peanut butter by offering him some of the banoffee pie he’s been craving. Their little game extends to the other survivors. One-shot, a little bit of hinted CC. Mostly fluff.
Lost - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/14/2004 - Charlie, Claire - Complete
Songs For Sky Eyes and Sun Hair by PheonixFireBlack reviews
Summary - One-Shot. Charlie writes a song for Claire. What happens when he gets stuck? Or better yet, when Claire finds out about the song? Please read the songs in here and let me know what you think!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,264 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/11/2004 - Complete
Less Than Our Breathing by Adison reviews
Sawyer wants to help. He wants to ease.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/11/2004 - Sawyer, Sayid
The Girl Everyone Thought They Knew by PheonixFireBlack reviews
Don't let the title fool you, it's probably not what you think. Something Kate says makes Sawyer remember someone from three years ago. And Kate remembers someone else as well. How do the two stories coincide? Pre-island date.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,055 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/10/2004
Broken by Cassandra Mulder reviews
There was attraction. Electricity. Instantaneous and inexplicable, but ultimately there. Neither of them could convincingly deny it, because everyone else saw it. JackKate
Lost - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Jack, Kate
My Type of Hero by NinjaSloth reviews
Title: My Type of Hero Rating: PG-13 for language, I suppose Characters: Walt POV and Sawyer, gen fic. Summary: Walt thinks maybe Sawyer is a little like Batman
Lost - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Walt, Sawyer
Fantasies of Killing Sawyer by FrEckLeD tRiCkStA reviews
The title explains it all. Kate has thoughts about killing everybody’s favorite jerk, only to end up bumping, so to say, into him.
Lost - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Kate, Sawyer
In Need by Kansas42 reviews
One of the survivors goes missing at night. Jack leads a group to find her in the jungle. Also in the jungle, UHC (unknown homicidal creature). Plus, other multiple character angst.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,501 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/10/2004
Once Upon a Plane to LA by Lady BD reviews
The price of celebrety.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Charlie
Closure by Calico Kat reviews
Jack grapples with his part in the cave-in. Spoiler Mark: Set at the end of "The Moth."
Lost - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2004 - Jack, Charlie
Midnight Getaway by Fallen Angel19 reviews
What happens between Sun and Michael when the sun sets?
Lost - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Michael, Sun
Life Lessons by mnemosyne23 reviews
Charlie imparts some worldly advice to Claire's baby the night of his birth. CharlieClaire. Hopelessly schmaltzy. LOL!
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Charlie, Claire
Broken Images by Dreamality reviews
A very short vignette. Charlie takes on the greatest responsibility of his life. Hinted CC.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Charlie, Claire
Snuffed Out by Dreamality reviews
A short vignette taking place on the beach between Sawyer and Charlie, who share the connection of addiction to two very different drugs. Pre-House of the Rising Sun.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2004 - Charlie, Sawyer
Names by Randomly-lost reviews
Claire's looking for baby names with Charlie's help and in the process, she finds about his past.
Lost - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/5/2004 - Charlie, Claire
By The Way That They Dance by Girl on the Wing reviews
[One-shot] The glow of the campfire seemed to hover around them as the world spun under Jack’s feet, as though it were dancing beneath him, and he was simply trying to hold on, onto her. JackKate.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/5/2004 - Jack, Kate - Complete
Washed Away by NinjaSloth reviews
100 word drabble. Why does it feel like I washed her love away along with the blood on my hands?
Lost - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/5/2004 - Jin
Vigilant by nigglesnush reviews
A Vincent the dog drabble. Because he deserves one, damn it.
Lost - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/4/2004 - Vincent, Walt - Complete
Tender by Gaeriel reviews
His arms are like driftwood on the beach..." KateSayid
Lost - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Kate, Sayid
Lost Strangers by Happy-Hobbit-Girl86 reviews
A poemsong that is about the castaways of Lost.
Lost - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/1/2004
Slip Away by GNess reviews
Being practical is one thing, but there is bliss in ignorance.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/1/2004 - Charlie - Complete
Spiral Down by GNess reviews
Losing a shoe was the least of Charlie’s problems.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/1/2004 - Charlie, Kate - Complete
They Don’t Know Me And I’m Keeping It That Way by PheonixFireBlack reviews
One-shot. Sawyer-centric. Again. Not a very likely thing to happen, and when his episode comes up, I’ll probably be proven wrong, but….it’s my stab at it, anyway. Companion piece of “Not Just A Lowlife Jerk”
Lost - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Sawyer - Complete
Dreaming of a White Christmas by Dreamality reviews
The survivors make do with what they have to celebrate Christmas on the island.
Lost - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/26/2004 - Claire
Addiction by mnemosyne23 reviews
What do you do when your drug runs out, and you're looking for a new addiction? CharliePOV, with implied CharlieClaire. Rated for language and hints of drug use.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Charlie, Claire - Complete
Letting Go by Dreamality reviews
Ten years after the crash, Charlie and Claire return to Australia where their journey began and reunite with the people they spent a year learning to survive with. Charlie learns to let go of some things that have been holding him back. CC, JK
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,779 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/23/2004
Nice Girl by BrienneofThrace reviews
Charlie knows it's wrong for a drug-addict like himself to have feelings for a sweet, kind and pregnant woman...but he just can't get her out of his head.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2004
This Monkey on His Back by mnemosyne23 reviews
Claire worries about Charlie's health, and confronts him about it following the events of "Walkabout." CharlieClaire.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,065 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Charlie, Claire
Time by nbsarah reviews
Things heat up between Jack and Kate after a month of being stranded. Eventually will involve more of the castaways. 2?
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 10/17/2004 - Published: 10/15/2004
Lost and Found by Saskia Mitchell reviews
What's Lost doesn't always remain so. A BooneShannon fic. Creative license abounding...
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2004 - Complete
Comic Book Clichés by Girl on the Wing reviews
[One-shot] Kate was not the type to seek comfort from anyone, he knew, but something in the way her body angled itself to his told him this was not a gesture of comfort. JackKate.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,327 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 50 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Jack, Kate - Complete
She Had Been Happy Once by Jack E. Peace reviews
A story about Kate and her secret past.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/14/2004
What Now? by Anakerie reviews
Sawyer reflects back on his life, and his growing feelings for Sayid. Sayid attempts to reassure Sawyer's doubts. Non-graphic slash. If slash offends you, read something else.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,630 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/12/2004 - Published: 10/7/2004
See Me in the Dark by mnemosyne23 reviews
Charlie's jonesing, the rain's pouring down, and Claire thinks he's a good guy. But Charlie's not so sure. CharlieClaire, Charlie POV. A little vignette on the beach.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 24 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Charlie, Claire
Miles Away by Morbid Muse reviews
Claire, Charlie, and an ocean.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/10/2004
The End by BurningTyger reviews
Everyone pities a comeback artist, anyway. A drabble.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/6/2004
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Force reviews
When Angelus goes into Willow's room to draw her sleeping form, she begins to have an erotic dream. It's distracting. Alternate turn of events for Season 2, Episode 17: "Passion". Angelus/Willow. WARNING: Rape.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Angelus, Willow R. - Complete
Love, or Lack Thereof reviews
Odd how, just minutes ago, it had been surprise that was rocking his body. Now, it was her. Hard T, two- shot. Complete.
Community - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Annie E. - Complete
Blurred reviews
"Don't you see? Everything, until now, has just been preparation. Smoke and mirrors. A sort of pseudo- life. Everything has been leading up to this very moment. So savor it, relish it, before it's over, so that you have no regrets."..."That's deep, babe."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,548 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Quinn F.
The Evolution of Troy and Annie reviews
Just a look through all of Troy and Annie's hidden moments throughout the show... and a look at what would happen if they had 'relations'. Takes place right before Season 3.
Community - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,064 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Annie E., Troy B.
She Let it Fall reviews
Troy and Abed are much closer to Annie, and apparently have helped her get over her feelings for him. Jeff doesn't like this. Not one bit. Sort of anti- Jeff/Annie, but eventual Jeff/Annie. T to be Safe.
Community - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,342 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Jeff W., Annie E.
With What Life Throws You reviews
Sequel to 'How to Deal'. Christy, Mary, Kyle, Kenny, and Stan are now in college, and who knows what life will throw them? Sucky summary, I know. Once again dedicated to the awesomesauce DVSTweak101:
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,948 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Kenny M., Stan M.
Breathe reviews
Beth is now a senior in high school, and meets some very interesting people... sucky summary, I know. NOT a songfic to Breathe 2AM by Anna Nalick. Read on!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Beth C.
How to deal reviews
When Christy's dad dies, how will she deal with it? Kyle/OC for the awesomesauce ChristyCullen101! NOT A ONESHOT, FULL LENGTH STORY!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,247 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Kyle B. - Complete
Wow No one saw that one coming reviews
The campers are in 11th grade, and what happens when they have to pair up as spouses and take care of a fake baby for school? All hell breaks loose! DxC and GxB!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,074 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Courtney, Duncan
Life's Blood reviews
There's something off about that kid...' When Kyle Broflovski moves to South Park, he carries the weight of a huge secret with him. Yes this story is about vampires but it's NOT ABOUT TWILIGHT! OK! XP Not accepting ocs, but im usin Christy Morejon!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,650 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Kyle B.
Miss South Park reviews
25 girls recieved letters saying they were chosen to compete in the Miss South Park Pageant! Only one will win: the question is: who? Not a fake smile and pageant wave competition! It can't be, cuz it's South Park! EPILOGUE NOW UP!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,651 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Complete
Risk reviews
A gift for ChristyCullen101! Kyle/OC, Clyde/OC. Enjoy!
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Clyde D., Kyle B. - Complete
Sweet Passion reviews
My entry for Nikki-Fox's unlikely couples contest! Bebe comes looking for Kyle, but leaves with something else... Stebe Stan/Bebe Enjoy!
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Bebe S., Stan M. - Complete
And Things Just Got Weirder reviews
Mary has just moved from Great Britain and doesn't know what to expect from this new town, South Park. Let's just say, expect the unexpected..... EPILOGUE NOW UP!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 33,750 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Complete
vampify it reviews
sequel to okiefy it. What happens when Zoey finds out what happened between Stevie Rae and Heath? Read to find out.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,002 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Stevie Rae J., Zoey R.
Holly's Birthday Wish reviews
K, today is Holly and Jolly's birthday, so I decided to write a one-shot about Holly, read on, plz! DISCLAIMER: I do not own South Park, Fireflies, or Theo Sykes.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Complete
100 moments reviews
100 unforgettable moments in relationships, friendships, and just about everything else. The people are about 17 or something. This is my first fanfic so be kind! Enjoy! Moment 17: NOW UP!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 6,724 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 10/3/2009
okiefy it reviews
What happens when Stevie Rae and Heath are alone, away from prying eyes? Stevie RaexHeath cuz none of you guys wrote about it!
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Stevie Rae J., Heath L. - Complete