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Joined 09-30-09, id: 2100770, Profile Updated: 12-21-11
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

I feel like I'm doing online dating here...trying to write about myself. So who am I? I'm 30, single, mom to 2 pitbulls, an insane parakeet, a couple of cats, and several horses. I have degrees in history and English, I work at a zoo, and spend way too much time online. I got into Twilight right after the first movie came out and haven't looked back. This community has been my saving grace and I've made a TON of friends here. I'm constantly in awe of the fabulous writers I come across and I hope that my little stories can at least hold their own among such great work.

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We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,755 - Reviews: 7737 - Favs: 6,677 - Follows: 7,514 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 14949 - Favs: 8,475 - Follows: 8,896 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Pretty in Pink by Fr333bird reviews
Emmett is straight, honestly, but Riley isn't. And Riley looks confusingly pretty in the corset that he's wearing for a bet. Kinky oneshot, now extended - because these boys are too much fun to leave alone and some plot snuck in when I wasn't looking. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,260 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Emmett, Riley - Complete
String Theory by theladyingrey42 reviews
"Eleven dimensions. Infinite parallel realities. And in all of them, I love her." Muppets, math, and physicists falling in love. Fluff and eventual lemons. ExB, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 79,552 - Reviews: 8457 - Favs: 3,239 - Follows: 2,064 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Discovering You, Discovering Me by JSFazz reviews
Edward Cullen was branded a geek and bullied every day of his life. Bella Swan was always awkward, never quite knowing where she fit in. Together they learn a bit about themselves and each other. Will they discover love as well? E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 136,920 - Reviews: 3156 - Favs: 3,075 - Follows: 3,660 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Bella, Edward
Pegged by SubtlePen reviews
Edward acts out an interesting fantasy in a gay club… how will Bella feel about it the next morning? A little *slash* for my BxE shippers. Rated M, AH ONE-SHOT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,361 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Edward - Complete
The Trip Home 2 by mskathy reviews
Bella, Edward, and Jasper have committed to each other and set about creating a life together. They experience the normal ups and downs of married life, along with some unique challenges. Poly E/B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,106 - Reviews: 1788 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 814 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
Tell me How by Fr333bird reviews
Scholarship boy Merlin and well-off Arthur share a room at boarding school. One thing leads to another after lights out. Originally written for Kinkspiration on LJ, but drabbles turned into a story that needed telling. Adult content.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,346 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Silk & Satin by sadtomato reviews
Edward's afraid to reveal his love of lingerie to his new boyfriend, but he's forced to confront the truth when Carlisle finds his panty drawer. Will Carlisle be into it or will he GTFO? Slash. Lemons. Panties.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,169 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Double Down by sadtomato reviews
"I was so psyched to have a kid my age to talk to about feeling different and worrying about school and guys and..." Jasper and Edward are best friends, but what happens when they finally get some time alone? M for curious HS boys and sticky hands.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,948 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Edward, Jasper
Three Little Words by sadtomato reviews
A little slice of Sam's life with his five-year-old son, Levi, and his boyfriend, Riley. Smutfluff for donnersun 'cause she prompted it. Warning: Contains dinosaurs, Gerard Butler, and gay sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,657 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Riley, Sam - Complete
The Red Eye by badjujube reviews
It's important for any private investigator to maintain a good relationship with local law enforcement and it's representatives. Therefore, I am always cooperative and polite with Chief Swan. Also, I try not to drink his daughter Bella's blood. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 90,545 - Reviews: 3799 - Favs: 1,875 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My World at Your Feet by tuesdaymidnight reviews
After coming home from a long day of work, Peter likes nothing more than for Jasper to show his feet a little attention. AU/AH. Slash. Written for Kink Fest. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Jasper, Peter - Complete
He Who Dares, Watches by Fr333bird reviews
It starts with a dare on the bus but Edward's reaction to Jasper shocks him and results in a journey of self-discovery. AH, high school fic. Explicit adult content - lots of it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 93,887 - Reviews: 2010 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Man You Make of Me by theladyingrey42 reviews
"He was all long limbs and soft lips, hair the color of walnut set to flame. Even polluted with disease, his blood smelled sweet. Like he was meant for me. Made for me. And so I took him." ExC, vampslash. For the TwiKinkFest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,966 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Brain Freeze by Punk-and-Perv reviews
Rounded yet pert, squeezable yet firm looking, Edward Cullen's ass was a beautifully familiar yet unexpected sight in the Albertsons' frozen food aisle. Written for the TwiKinkFest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,728 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Slow Burn by grrlinterrupted reviews
A slashy OS inspired by a TwiKinkFest prompt: "Figging. Not much out there about this particular subject. Edward/Carlisle, pref. Edward feeling the burn." AH, a little OOC, some D/s themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,243 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Punk & Perv: The One With Lots Of Spanking by Punk-and-Perv reviews
Perv figured that he hadn't spanked Punk enough. Punk agreed. A OS for Fandom4LLS. WARNING: Contains discussion of roofing materials. AH Slash. Im/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/2/2011 - James, Riley
GYNAZOLE by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,026 - Reviews: 10352 - Favs: 2,807 - Follows: 2,373 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Art After 5 by sleepyvalentina reviews
Bella Swan had life figured out until she met sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen. A few months and an intense emotional connection later, she finds herself on a journey toward self acceptance while questioning everything she'd previously accepted as true.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 130,382 - Reviews: 12076 - Favs: 5,015 - Follows: 3,083 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Osa Bella by Myg reviews
Bella is a school counselor, but Edward is a vampire posing as a student. Will Bella defy her head and follow her heart? Or will she conquer her desire and do what she believes is right? Not your daughter's/niece's/little sister's Twilight. Angsty.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 185,919 - Reviews: 3607 - Favs: 2,789 - Follows: 1,799 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Since by MizzHyde reviews
Jasper & Edward, blow-jobs and shower fantasies, Bella and sofa sex, stag nights and drunken rambling, giving in to temptation, getting caught, confessing, nothing has been quite the same since, well... Since. AH, rated M for lemons and slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,792 - Reviews: 1410 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
I Slapped a Brat And I Liked It by MyLifeandHis reviews
Written for sadtomato on the prompt "Drama Queen Twink Riley. Older Carlisle. Slapping. Screwing. Go." AH Slash, quick dirty smut. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,644 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Carlisle, Riley - Complete
Travels in Constants by PfftTheMagicDragon reviews
A set of drabbles in which Edward is obnoxious and Jasper is annoying. Edward/Jasper AH. 100 words a piece.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Incubus Anomaly by elusivetwilight reviews
Incubus: a sex demon that visits women in the deep dark of the night. Edward relies on his special gifts to consume his prey. What happens when he meets the one woman immune to his unique abilities? M for dark lemons and dark themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,262 - Reviews: 5970 - Favs: 3,623 - Follows: 2,551 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Family Business by SuzsPetals reviews
Edward Cullen met the girl of his dreams but pushed her away due to his complicated, dangerous family life. When cruel irony reunites them, he's forced to make a devastating choice: Save her from a fate worse than death or from the family business. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 152,068 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Super by CrumblingFool reviews
My entry for the A Picture Says It All contest. When the little stuff added up the universe was trying to say something. It was saying, "Stay home, Bella Swan." However, there is only so long a girl can reasonably be expected to go without Diet Coke.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 69 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Naked Guy Upstairs by AngryBadgerGirl reviews
It's You've Got Mail meets Pillow Talk meets...eh, you get the picture. It's the usual ABG yuks and lemons. Playboyward v. Straightlacedella. Love/Hate/Love/Banter. RATED M COS WHY ELSE DO YOU READ FIC, HONESTLY? AH, CANON PAIRINGS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 192,615 - Reviews: 13779 - Favs: 10,306 - Follows: 7,652 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Just Like Chocolate by FarDareisMai2 reviews
Winner Slash/Backslash One Shot Contest. Jasper reminisces about his life with Edward, the texture of buttercream, and the capacity to love. AH. Rated M. Explicit sexual content. Additional outtakes will appear at random intervals.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,453 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
After by MasenVixen reviews
The last page of Mockingjay left me wanting more. This is my version of how it happened...
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,930 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 71 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Katniss E.
The End is the Beginning by spanglemaker9 reviews
Post-Mockingjay/ pre-epilogue. An expansion of Katniss and Peeta rediscovering each other.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,019 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 118 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
The Kinsey Scale by intheclosetcontest reviews
Edward is madly in love with his roommate-who is not gay. ...or is he? Edward decides he detests pop psychology. A tale of botched seduction, cocktail confetti, subway songs, and dour uncles.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,581 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6162 - Favs: 5,289 - Follows: 5,330 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Summer of Salt by lola-pops reviews
The heat wave lingers. Sweet, savory and slick. Jasper, Rose and I wade through the humid days, content in our relative isolation. We spend June through August at our family lake property, and this summer is like any other. Until it's not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,646 - Reviews: 4357 - Favs: 5,240 - Follows: 1,946 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Simple by SubtlePen reviews
When you’re too broken to acknowledge you have a heart, what do you do when it starts beating? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,786 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Complete
The Rain Season by elusivetwilight reviews
After trauma of losing her parents, Bella receives a letter from old family friend Esme inviting her to come to Scotland where she and her family are currently settled. Angsty read with AH cast and perhaps Edward in a kilt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 184,578 - Reviews: 2775 - Favs: 3,245 - Follows: 1,386 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sittin' On The Shelf by cutie sstb reviews
Bella has been working at Emmett's comic shop for 3 years. All the while, she has been trying to gain Edward's attention. Yet, Edward is oblivious to the fact that she fancies him. Will our Ednerd realize she adores him or remain in the dark?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,590 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Secure Entrance by elusivetwilight reviews
What happens when you're stuck going through security and your nipple rings set off the man holding the metal detecting wand? M for Pierced lemon and Wandward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 111 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Trip Home by mskathy reviews
When Bella takes a long overdue trip back to Forks, an unexpected detour helps her find her way home. AU/AH ExBxJ M for adult themes and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,360 - Reviews: 5737 - Favs: 3,787 - Follows: 2,061 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
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Green Is Good reviews
My entry for the Remember When This Was Fun contest. Riley is supposed to be unpacking. Instead he's getting high. Rated M for bad lemons, cherry lube, and One Direction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Carlisle, Riley - Complete
Two Cupcakes and a Miller High Life reviews
Edward and Jasper on a couch. I needed a break from the angst of my real story. Drabble-ish. There may eventually be baked goods and beer. And lemons. But probably not any plot. Slash/AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,344 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Edward, Jasper
On The Outskirts reviews
Summertime on the North Carolina Coast. Set in the 1950's. Carlisle returns home to the beach and home to Edward. M for mature themes, AU/AH, slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,861 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Edward, Carlisle
Purple's Cool reviews
Collab with texaskatherine. A gift for suzspetals-happy birthday! Please don't disown us. We did a Family Business outtake starring Edward and Riley. Complete and utter crackfic. Slash with what should never be considered a lemon. Read at your own risk.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Edward, Riley - Complete
Beale Street reviews
Can Bella overcome the ghosts of her pasts enough to let someone new into her life? There's a mule, an Edward, and a cussing parrot. A/H Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,843 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Bella, Edward