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Joined 09-30-09, id: 2100878, Profile Updated: 04-11-12
Author has written 18 stories for iCarly.

Welcome to my little corner of the internet :)

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All you really need to know about me is that I have been writing fanfiction longer than is healthy and I love love love it. Current fandoms include (but are not limited to) iCarly (Sam/Freddie), Castle (Beckett/Castle) and BBC Sherlock (Sherlock/life). Any questions drop me a line but don't be sad if it takes me a while to get back to you. I'm often very busy with real life study. That's it I think - have fun! :)

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Kiss with a Fist by aussiemma reviews
She's a walking contradiction. A rush of wild blonde curls and piercing intense blue; who can chew you up and spit you out. She was the bane of my existence, and apparently I was in love with her. How the hell did this happen?
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 74,257 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
making distinctions by readingrainbows reviews
He can give you fifty reasons why they won't work. / Or Freddie, thinking too much.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,655 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Always Play The Wrong Card by blackballoons reviews
She knows she'll cave because she's in competition with the boy who waited four years for the girl who never showed a genuine interest in him and her idea of holding out is waiting ten minutes before eating another Fat Cake. Pre-iOMG
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,803 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Off Balance by doe-eyed-girly-evil reviews
The universe. It had not been kind to Fredward Benson. Starting the day he was born and his mother decided that "Fredward" was a name and not a form of abuse... Post-iOMG
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,372 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Books and Bounds by beforeskylines reviews
"Nah, I don't hook up in libraries; they're full of dried-up perverts who would probably get their jollies off watching a hot beast like myself perform R-rated activities." : Freddie tutors, Sam never learns. / Sam & Freddie
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,285 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Underdog by aussiemma reviews
"Just look at the mess you made. It's such a shame, a shame, we had to find out this way. Revenge loves company, three makes it a crowd." - iOMG aftermath.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Don't Understand by eyecanread reviews
Sam makes a startling discovery. Will the group's relationships stay the same? Or were they already changing more than she could handle?
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,292 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Breakeven by beforeskylines reviews
Freddie searches, Sam disappears and Carly tries to keep them all from falling apart. / Sam & Freddie
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,596 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Apply Them by Cryptix reviews
It was always said he'd make a frightening criminal. No one ever thought he'd take the suggestion seriously, least of all Dr. Watson, newly married and living away from his old friend. Pre-slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,734 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson
Save the 'tales, Carls by d i n o b o t reviews
Post 'iStart A Fan War.' In the aftermath of Webicon, Carly and Sam reflect on homework, drama and relationships. Something's bothering Sam too, and it's making her hesitant to answer Freddie's texts. What's the deal, Puckett? One-shot. Eluding to Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Sam P., Carly S. - Complete
iDuel by d i n o b o t reviews
What could be better than an all-out Sam and Freddie fencing duel? Perhaps what ensues afterward? The awesomeness that is Sam/Freddie. One-shot.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,710 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Never Been This Far Away From Home by airekuh reviews
“If she thinks no one cares, then she really will never come back.” That was it, he sighed in relief, that was the reason why he had done this, because he couldn't even imagine life without her. He needed her to come back. Sam/Freddie. WIP.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,718 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P.
iWouldn't Ask Anna That by Mistress of Craziness reviews
In order to avoid Summer school with Ms. Briggs, a reluctant Sam is forced to become the new advice columnist for the Ridgeway Press. But what starts off as a lame assignment soon becomes interesting when a certain TechWiz starts writing to her. SEDDIE.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,667 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B.
iDouble Date by lillypilly11 reviews
Sam/Freddie fic. When Carly's new boyfriend thinks her friendship with Freddie is a little weird, she panics and makes up the stupidest lie ever. Now all she has to do is get Sam and Freddie to play along. She is so doomed...
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,597 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B.
The Petting Zoo by plug in baby57 reviews
Sam has a job in a petting zoo and she wants Carly and Freddie to meet her at the end of her shift.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Complete
Vague Advances & Second Chances by blackballoons reviews
Freddie said many hurtful things before he left for college in Olympia, none of which he meant, but his malicious words have left a girl with a shattered heart in his wake. Does he have any chance of fixing what may be destined to remain broken?
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,415 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Tangled Up In You by blackballoons reviews
When it comes to Samantha Puckett, Freddie Benson has experienced a multitude of firsts in her hands, but this is one first he never imagined sharing with the self-proclaimed she-devil. Full summary inside.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,171 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
iGo to Dingo World by Fictions of Legends reviews
As an apology from the Dingo Channel, the iCarly gang has been given a free trip to Chuck Dingo World—the Most Magical Place on Earth. What could happen to them there—romance, adventure, hilarity? The answer is all of the above. SEDDIE.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,792 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Playground Rules by beforeskylines reviews
“I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.” // Sam & Freddie
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
The Tao of Sam and Freddie by crackers4jenn reviews
An immediate continuation of iThink They Kissed, except with actual results. Sam and Freddie, with some Carly. This story follows the episode, then departs into fanfic territory. Freddie slowly comes to realize there's more to Sam than a love for chicken.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,455 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 10/7/2009
iBowTie by sunlitdays7 reviews
In the chaotic preparation for the iCarly Awards, Sam somehow becomes responsible for tying Freddie’s bow-tie. Or something like that. Unresolved Seddie and mild suggestive themes.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Exception by somerdaye reviews
He knows that it's all wrong. He knows why he can't just enjoy this like he should. But that doesn't matter to him as he kisses her back. CarlyxFreddiexSam drabble
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Freddie B. - Complete
Negotiation Tactics by Vix23 reviews
He figured Sam saw the negotiations as a game of poker, raising the stakes and throwing out bluffs, but he saw it as a game chess… in the end, all you had to do was get the king to win.' --- A glimpse into Sam and Freddie's relationship as a couple.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,189 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Smoothie Night by xxjourney reviews
Carly abandons Sam and Freddie at the Groovy Smoothie, forgetting their weekly smoothie night. A ridiculously short and random little oneshot.
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Smooth Moves by the archduke reviews
Carly and Spencer realize that something is going on with Freddie and Sam. They're growing up. Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
i'M Sick by drano reviews
Freddie gets Sam sick, but that's only the beginning of his troubles as they all try to weather the strains and pains of High School, new boyfriends and girlfriends, true love, and finding the right kind of courage.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 91,939 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Point & Click by Mizufae reviews
What will develop when Freddie has a photography class? Half a school year of shenanigans, and discussions in the darkroom with Sam, of course. Seddie!
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,171 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
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Sessions and Sanity reviews
"Lying. Sam thinks the good doctor should write it down again." - A take on Sam's counseling sessions in Troubled Waters. Sam-centric/Seddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,740 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
i'll be a soldier, but i can't fight without you reviews
Freddie tries to figure it all out, Sam's happy to run. Continuation of iOMG, like you needed another one of those.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,410 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P.
my only weakness, is knowing your secrets reviews
A tale of Sam and Freddie's evolving relationship as illustrated through the secrets they share. Sam/Freddie, one-shot.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,262 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
In Forests at Dusk reviews
Freddie/Sam with a whole lotta angst thrown in just for the fun. Hints at Creddie from time to time. One-shot.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Vanilla Twilight reviews
Samantha Puckett is a difficult girl to fall for. Sam/Freddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,959 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Boys With Girlfriends reviews
High school is like every other social heirarchy. And Sam and Freddie reside on opposite ends.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,579 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
What Part of Forever reviews
He who loves, follows. Sam/Freddie.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Starcrossed reviews
A selection of random drabbles, some AU, some future, some incredibly mushy. All Freddie/Sam centered.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
iKeep Falling reviews
Sam falls. One-shot set during iBelieve in Bigfoot; ridiculously short.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Baby Breath and Booties reviews
A "missing" scene from iFix A Popstar. Ever wondered what Sam would be like with kids?
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Bargaining Tools reviews
Freddie learns the importance of bargaining tools in his relationship with Sam Puckett. Fluff lies ahead kiddies. Atrocious writing and fluff lies ahead.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,509 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Of Broken Hearts And Computers reviews
Sam vents. Set during ISaved Your Life. Warning: Harsh language and angst abounds. One-shot.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Bears On Unicycles reviews
A series of one shots centered around Sam/Freddie moments.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,452 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P.
Links and Moments reviews
A series of moments between Sam and Freddie prompt Carly to take action. Will she be happy with the outcome? One shot - Seddie/Creddie
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,913 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Disappearing Acts reviews
Carly and Freddie go to college. Where does Sam go? Well that's anyone's guess. T for a reason guys. Two parter.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,239 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P.
7 Minutes In Heaven reviews
Sam and Freddie have a game. One-shot.
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Hurricane reviews
No walls can keep me protected, no sleep nothing in between me and the rain. And you can’t save me now; I’m in the grip of a hurricane.' - Florence and the Machine
iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Freddie B., Sam P. - Complete
Misguided Ghosts reviews
Samantha Puckett is all about the mixed signals and mysterious smiles." Sam/Freddie.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Sam P., Freddie B.