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Joined 09-30-09, id: 2100930, Profile Updated: 04-28-15
Author has written 3 stories for Pokémon, and SWAT Kats.

Having joined the evil that is, I, Lady Umbreon, have chosen to dedicate myself to promoting crime, and the spreading of Team Paladin worldwide!!
Oh-Wait, wrong speech... Sorry!
I meant to say: Welcome to my profile! While there's not much to see, I hope you enjoy the madness anyway! ;)

Hey! Do any of you people like my avi? (Sorry, random little turd, I know!)

Its hand made. I created it by myself, and I think its really cool! I've got other variations to keep me happy for a while yet, too!


Monster editing for me, and no posts for my original Pokemon story! At least not for a while... I was going to take my time with that one anyway because it is nowhere near ready for it's semi-public debut. But now I need a lot more time for it... And a prologue is out of the question! If you ask why, there's really no clear answer. This one's not very straight forward yet.

But I'll get over it.

Especially if people decide they want to see it badly enough. But it's an original, and that worries me... How will it turn out? I appeal to Shonen-Ai fans worldwide when I say that.
It's not heavy on the BxB, Boy's Love-love, Lovin' action. As it's more inclined to battles and solving a longstanding mystery surrounding my runaway of a lead character.
All that comes out with barely a touch of romance on the side... If I can handle it well!

So while it needs lots of time, I'm more than happy to announce the damn thing as a project in the works! PM's regarding it will be accepted, but then that's as much as I'll say on the matter. 'Til then I'll have fun with other stuff on the side.


(Random status report! NEW as of: 4/28/15)
Whew, what a long time to go without an update. Either here, or on my fanfics that haven't changed in over two years... I have an idea about what I may need to move forward, but finding the patience (much less the energy) to dedicate myself wholly to the art of writing these fictional fan stories of mine is a real uphill battle. I may just sit myself down, and just do it, though. I can be as nit-picky as I like after the fact, so I'm going to sign out now, and make that little bit of difference that I've been lacking happen already. I'd say "wish me luck", but I literally have no idea if anyone actually reads this guff. -;

(Random status report! old)
After choosing to go beta for not only my readers, but the fanfics I'm a fan of, I've actually had a couple requests. It's cool to help out. And teach, as well as learn, the wonderful art of writing.
I don't always know what subjects I'm open to, but that's not until I can actually have the request! I'll try not stick my neck out there with subjects I know absolutely nothing about, but it'll be good beta-practice to learn about the things that other people like.

So, I don't mind getting requests for genres I didn't specify as 'alright', I already know that I couldn't have named them all at once, and I may end up learning about a new genre I can enjoy! Just request!

(Random status report! very old)
On a random note, the first pokemon story I submitted is not the aforementioned mystery story I'm keeping under lock and key. But yet another original that had been brewing for sometime as a nasty little distraction from my first original... Meanie!

(Random status report! old, but useful!)
I did lotsa editing once I figured out how to fix my stories... It's really not that hard actually.
I found out that if it's still in the documents manager, you could change it there, and without removing it, replace the chapter data in the 'my stories' section... Really quite simple. Same as adding chappys, without the adding! :D


Weird is good, strange is bad and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this to your profile.

95 percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the 5 percent that aren't, copy this to your profile.

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it becomes weird. If you agree, copy this and paste it in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you've ever asked a really obvious, or stupid question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you think fighting is fun, but war is pointless, copy and paste this into your profile.


Lots of crap that is my mind, is my mind, is my mind!

Lots of crap that is my mind, you can't catch me! -Cudos to all who guess this ones random melodic origin!


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The Wizarding Contract by bahlovkarizma reviews
Harry has defeated Voldemort at the end of the 5th year. Returning for his 6th year he finds he is obligated through what is called a Wizarding contract to marry into the Malfoys and bear an heir for them. M/M SLASH Mpreg HP/DM REALLY AU No flames please
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 86,813 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 1,518 - Updated: 3/24/2015 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Saving Me by Hikary Sanoko reviews
Gold just went on a simple walk at night, but on the way back he's attacked by Team Rocket members. The most unlikely person will save him. WARNING; RAPE, YAOI, SILVER/GOLD!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,737 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Silver/Rival
A Chance to Woo by Bramblerose4 reviews
Mike tells Chuck the reason why he helps him and Claire spend time together. One sided Claire/Chuck, One sided Chuck/Mike.
Motorcity - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Mike Chilton, Chuck - Complete
In Ruins by Lanie Kay-Aleese reviews
After becoming Champion, Satoshi doesn't know where he wants his life to go. But when he goes to a place he's visited in the past, he finds himself visiting the past quite literally, with a bitter and lovesick Shigeru along for the ride. Palletshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 140,793 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
Is it Love? by home0stasis reviews
Ash has always been a calm, hardworking trainer but when Paul is around, stuff happens. Good or bad, It all depends. Satoshi/Shinji
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Paul/Shinji
Want by Ashluver505 reviews
Gary thinks about the thing he used to want most while lying in bed one night. Disclaimer, i do not own anything in Pokemon!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
Medusa Was Male by Lyrical Musicbox reviews
Silver didn't react. Maybe because he was currently made of stone. - Gold/statue!Silver, FR/LG spoilers, ONESHOT -
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Silver/Rival - Complete
Hats by Little Nemo reviews
Everyone has a hat. Red thinks Green should wear one too. Green discovers something else during the ensuing chaos. Pokemon Special manga based. Red/Green fic. Japanese version.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Red, Anthea/Verbena - Complete
Our Nights by Articulate Darkness reviews
Haven't you heard the rumors? It’s haunted. There's probably ghost in there and you wanna stay til morning'; And it was just Paul's luck that he ended up getting trapped. In the Old Chateau. Alone. With that annoying rival of his. Eventual Comashipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi, Paul/Shinji
A Pig's Life by Hopeakaarme reviews
AU. On his first visit to the Tendo dojo, Ryoga goes into a wrong room. This leads to interesting situations as he becomes Ranma's pet, Ryokun. To his horror Ryoga soon notices that he is attracted to his 'owner'. Eventual shounen ai RanmaXRyoga. Hiatus.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,955 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 4/24/2007 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Ranma, Ryoga
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The Aura is with You reviews
Who are the 'Aura Knights', you ask? They are an Elite force of men and women, trained in the use and comprehension of 'Aura'... Rated T! At long last, an update for you dedicated fans of Aura. Sorry for the wait! vnv;
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 118,088 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Riley/Gen
Madder than a Buneary! A Valentine's Day Special reviews
A day in the life of a Team Galactic Commander, gone wrong. With crazy hijinks, and nasty surprises in store for all who read, how much funnier could one person's misery get?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Saturn - Complete
Hate Mail reviews
There are those times, you know... And those times CAN be funny, you just have to know where to look! This is a drabble fic for our beloved Commander Feral. I'll continue this as I get the inspiration!
SWAT Kats - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 10/30/2009