Author has written 7 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, Transformers/Beast Wars, Misc. Plays/Musicals, and Cars.
Hi, my name's Akuma
I wonder if I'm half demon sometimes haha
I am 22 now and damn do the years fly by!
Sorry my Story "Chaotix Investigates" seems to have words missing but i think it has to do with my laptop crashing my sincere apologies.
Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins, Palinana, Kaz-za-15, Taijiya Mizu, BeckyTao. Kivuli the Wolfox
How to keep a perfered level of insanity (one a day so we don't all die):
1- Boil Jello(tm)
2- Put Jello(tm) in the microwave for a desired number of days or hours
3- Put gun powder in a Barbies head then light the hair on fire
4- Pull/push on a door that says push/pull
5- Close the door when someone walks up to open the door (in their face)
6- Sit in a car and point a hairdryer at each car that passes then freak out and hop out of the car like you are going to arrest them for speeding
7- Have a food fight with flammable and mushy foods in a public area
8- Call your friends and bring silly string. Go to a mall and have some friends on the Up escalator and some on the Down escalator, and when you meet- silly string ahoy!
9- Call your friends then hang up when they answer
10- Go to a mall and sing very badly
11- Hide in the clothes rack in a clothing store and each time somebody walks by yell "OH! PICK ME! PICK ME!"
12- In a public place, play "The Game." (The Game: get a LARGE group of friends and yell inappropriate words louder and louder each time until someone gets in trouble)
13- Pole dance with your friends in a public area or on a street lamp each time somebody or a car passes by
14- Close the door to your room and moan loudly (scares everyone) (works better with friends)
15- Shout random things until someone joins you in your random rants
16- Throw a toaster in the tub just to see what happens (Stand FAR away and make sure no one is near by or in the tub)
17- Draw a disturbing/sexual picture and show it to your friends, saying you found it in their locker/room/desk
18- Buy a porn magazine and glare at your friends/strangers, saying you found it under their bed
19- Go around asking peoples gender and sexuality and laugh hysterically when they answer
20- Dance in a bikini with a flashing light on your head
21- Sing the Bottler of Beer on the Wall song very loudly, just start on 1,000 bottles of beer (or more) and NEVER STOP until you hit zero/one
22- Sing obnoxiously to your music (from headphones)
23- Have a convorsation with the voices in your head in public view (a very populated area, preferably)
24- Throw a microphone at a stranger and tell them to scream "I love you (your name)" into the microphone and see how many people do it
25- Ask strangers if they've ever done something sexual (run away afterwords)
26- Run into a public area all suspicious looking then yell "BOOM" into a microphone
27- At the ocean, run into a public restroom (when full) and yell "SHARK!"
28- Page yourself over the intercom/paging system. Do NOT disguise your voice
29- Have a convorsation with yourself aloud (preferably over the intercom/paging system)
30- Yell random, idiotic things in public
31- Yell at the voice in your head in public
32- Look evily (maniacally) at someone (a stranger) like you are stalking them
33- Yell (from your cubicle or during an test) random things that actually make sense
34- Laugh maniacally in public and see how many confused looks/glares you get
35- Walk up to a stranger and smile until they run away
36- When you find your child doing something they shouldn't (like sex) laugh so hard you fall over
37- Scare your childrens' or childrens' teacher(s) and/or friends until they are scared of you completely (preferablly by acting like an idiot and smiling the whole time, blurting out random things at random times)
38- Interupt someones speech with random screams numerous times
39- (Say this aloud!!) When someone says "duty" or "duties" laugh hysterically
40- Pull into a strangers driveway and sit there for a LONG time (until they notice or you get bored, whichever)
41- Count aloud, shouting things that aren't even numbers (like letters or words)
42- When someone asks you to spell something for them, spell it wrong and laugh at them when they say it was wrong (they shouldn't have asked you in the first place!)
43- Yell out your name and see if anyone says hi
44- Bring out a blender in public and see if anyone gives you anything to blend (or bring your own stuff and make a milkshake, then hand the drink out to people)
45- Smile at someone until they run away or scream
46- Yell "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!" in public and see how many people run away
47- Chatter on and on and on and on and on and on until somebody tells you to shut up
48- Continue 47 even when they tell you to shut up again
49- At a party, wait until your friend falls asleep. Then, strip them and put them in a box labeled "Free animal, take one" and put them outside and see if they are gone in the morning
50- Scare your therapist(s) by being really, really, really happy and hyper when they diagnosed you/brought you in for depression and solitude
51- Talk to someone you don't know and keep talking until they call the police or talk back
52- Run around in circles imitating "Talledega Nights" (the part where Ricky Bobby thinks his pants are on fire, running in the nude)
53- Yell at the TVs or bulliten boards in public
54- Run around in a revolving door and when someone stops you to ask why, reply: "I'm trying to make the door open straight, duh!"
55- Type random things randomly until someone yells at you or joins you (online, preferably)
56- Drool when someone is going on and on about something and won't shut up
57- Yell at someone like they are someone else, then kiss them to make it better (I suggest running now)
58- Play paddle-ball in public and purposely hit people
59- Sleep in a box outside your house, on your lawn
60- Cling to someone you don't know or don't like and drool on them... or pee on them
61- Start a fire. Piss it out.
62- Buy a soda (leave it full) and set it on a table/bench at the mall and cross the room to
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Peridot-Horntail (Try running to the bus in a panic and then realize mid-flight fall you were going the wrong way.), your.lazy.lover (i wear socks in my home and my steps are carpeted, the result being...), Hawkstra (had a bruise on my chin for a week), StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey (just pack full the biggest trip backpack you have, then go on a school trip and try to climb up the stairs with your backpack on your back... P.S. I caused a domino effect) xXriujooXx (Flip flops plus arm full of books plus wet stairs equals disaster...), Thorn the Vampire (It's a frequent thing). Kivuli the Wolfox (all the time lol!)
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room for no reason, put this in your profile.
Put this on your profile, if you ever pushed the door that said pull.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
The Hetalia Pledge
Pledge to Hetalia:
I pledge allegiance to the flags of the United Nations of The World. And to the peace that currently stands, one nation, over all, united, in hopes of remaining one. Honor each individual flag. I pledge to thee, a promise of peace, justice, and fairness through our entire world, and to honor all our differences with each turn of the universe to keep order. If one falls, may we all fall together. The land of the free, the home of the brave, God save the queen, Let us band together, we are ready to die, Whose venerable sides the moss doth line, And all their arts are unveiling, March on, march on, Long live our land, we are proud of you, Unity and right and freedom are the pledge of happiness, May we all live in peace!
If you do so pledge, add your name to my list.
-Fezzes64, Mrs. Luigi Vargas, Kivuli the Wolfox