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Joined 10-01-09, id: 2101490, Profile Updated: 05-07-11
Author has written 7 stories for Ashes to Ashes, and Skulduggery Pleasant series.

I'm no good with introductions, in fact I'm terrible at communication in general. OK, lets see how this goes...


My name is Catherine, I live in the north of England with my parents. I have an older brother who I look up to a lot. I have been likened to Luna Lovegood from the Harry Potter books, I'm guessing that this is because I drift off alot and get bored with conversations easily. I'm actually quite happy about this comparison, she's my favourite character xD I'm also considered socially abnormal, I have been told, because I would much rather spend time with a book then a human being. This fact doesn't really bother me or my real friends :3 I have a varied range of favourite genres of music, I am considered weird for this also.

I've recently come out to pretty much anyone who isn't related to me XD So I published my confession of gay-dom on my main fic, The Bright Side. I would like to thank everyone who sent me LURVEEELY messages about how brave I am, I seriously don't deserve you guys :3

I usually find something, obsess about it excessively and then move onto something else, so be prepared to find that I've stopped writing for a certain fandom. I have a short attention span and I haven't submitted an actual story in a LONG time. For this I apologise. I struggle with spelling and grammar, I apologise for this also.

I'm currently obsessed with Harry Potter, Ashes To Ashes and Skulduggery Pleasant. Which is a lot of fandoms for me. I regularly read romantic fics, probably because my love life has crashed and burned horribly >:C

Is that all? It's all your getting.

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1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn’t make sense. NO CHEATING!
4. Bold the questions and with the answers, give your own comments on how it relates to the question.
5. Have fun!

1: What song would you play at your wedding? The Lobster Quadrille (THIS IS SO GONNA BE MY FIRST DANCE WITH MY WIFE.)

2: On your first date, you'd? Happiness-The Fray (I'd be happy?)

3: You and your boyfriend/girlfriend's love is like? Relax-Franke Goes To Hollywood (No comment.)

4: What song will be played at your funeral? Rio-Duran Duran (YES.)

5: You too serious for your own good? Must Of Done Something Right-Reliant K (It's not a serious song so...No?)

6: If a strange person came up to you, you'd? Genius Next Door-Regina Spektor (I'd ask if they wanked in a lake? Okaaay)

7: What would you do if you were stuck in a room with your worst enemy? Mad Girl-Emilie Autumn (Comfort her? Awww)

8: Your future dream job is? My Man Is A Mean Man-Stephenie Heinzmann (Get with a mean man? Gene Hunt? SOUNDS GOOD TO ME!)

9: What's peanut butter taste like? Many Of Horror-Biffy Clyro (A bitter-sweet relationship? Yeah, that's EXACTLY what it tastes like...)

10: You wish? The Number Of The Beast-Iron Maiden (83 Meet Satan? Sounds good!)

11: What do you think of the person you love? Rocket Man-Elton John (She's a ROOOOOCKET MAAAN-I MEAN GIIIIRL!)

12: Given the chance to do anything, you'd? Liar-Emilie Autumn (Get called a liar? Play the violin REALLY epically?)

13: If you became the next ruler of your country? Girls Just Wanna Have Fun-Cyndi Lauper (MASS PARTYING FOR ALL FEMALES!)

14: What does your best friend think of you? Iris-Goo Goo Dolls (I like! :D)

15: What's your personality like? Infected-REPO! Soundtrack (...I have a genetic disease that effects my personality?)

16: Ducks invade your town, you? Dance Dance-Fallout Boy (HELLZ YEAH!)

17: You share your first kiss with your boyfriend/girlfriend: God And Satan-Biffy Clyro (...Which one am I?)

18: You are movie star? I was Made For Loving You-Kiss (A hooker?)

19: Moonlight shines down, reflecting on the the ocean... In The Air Tonight-Phil Collins (Tense momemnt is tense, guys!)

20: What do your parents think of you? Worried About Ray-The Hooisters (I am called Ray? I can live with the name Ray. I'm Ray!)

21: Will you get far in life? Our House-Madness (I am NOT becoming a housewife! It's virtually impossible anyway, sine I'll never marry a man :D)

22: Describe your love life: Teenage Kicks-The Undertones (Another girl in the neighborhood? I wish...)

23: Now explain how you want it to be? Careful-Paramore (I tried careful once, it was ever so dull. DOCTOR WHO REFERENCE FTW!)

24: Do you love life? Dominant-Emilie Autumn (It's an epic song so...Yes?)

25: What is your best friend's theme song? El Manana-Gorillaz (My best friend is sad? That makes me sad!)

26: What would you do if your special someone was in danger? Fidelity-Regina Spektor (I'D FALL IN LOVE WITH THEM! Fat lot of good that would do...)

27: Blue skies and lollypops: Na Na Na-My Chemical Romace (It doesn't explain the answer but HELLZ TO THE YEAH!)

28: How do you feel about yourself? 4 O Clock-Emilie Autumn (I have insomnia?)

29: Is the world your playground? Decode-Paramore (I tried to come up with a reason..I failed)

30: Saving yourself for? Feel Good Inc-Gorillaz (...Wha?)

To Love With The Spirit by EnoughToTemptMe reviews
Addams Family. Post-Family Values. Wednesday said that she'd pity any man who adored, worshipped, or was devoted to her. But even in the strangest ways pity can bind people together. WxJ Part 1 of ongoing series.
Addams Family - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Wednesday A., Joel G. - Complete
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The Bright Side reviews
Inspired by Mademise Morte's calenders, I try my very best-est to add a cheery lil mini-fic everyday. Warning: May contain Crack couples and bizare goings on. Rated T
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 189 - Words: 10,694 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011
Scary Monsters reviews
There's a lot of scary monsters in this world and it's Gene Hunt's job to catch them. But there might be one that even the Gene Genie can't seem to get even if it means letting down Frankie, an orphaned teenage misfit. Rated T, Galex
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,936 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - A. Drake, G. Hunt
Falling Into Freedom reviews
The Asylum For Wayward Victorian Girls can fix any troubled young mind with their special blend of beatings and drugs, unfortunatly Lucie Lymer has other ideas.Rated T for violence and mild language. Prequel to Mademise Morte's Asylum series. Femslash!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2011
Dear Valkyrie reviews
A pitiful little oneshot. A letter is left for Valkyrie, a letter that tells of impossible love. Rated T, Femslash.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Clarabelle, Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
A New Start reviews
A new start and a new team, or so Gene Hunt thinks. Set a year on from the last episode. Rated T.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011
Feel The Beat reviews
An entry for XTimeGirlX's song fic contest, wriiten to the song 'Eet' by Regina Spektor. It's London, it's 1982 and three people have to make a choice, three people need to remember the past, three people need to feel the beat.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/3/2011
How To Annoy A reviews
I got bored and dicided to use my spare time to torture our beloved A2A characters! Rated T...because I said so.
Ashes to Ashes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Complete
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