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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Fullmetal Alchemist.
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The Truth Decays by Marz1 reviews
Edward Elric can't get back to his own world, so he tries to make a life for himself in the closest one he can find. Yep a nice quiet life, no military breathing down his neck or monsters trying to live forever, but then a kid in an orange jumpsuit...
Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 118,911 - Reviews: 2425 - Favs: 3,545 - Follows: 3,840 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U., Edward E.
Bury It Forward by KawasakiTriple reviews
Mustang is forced to decide on the best way to cope with Edward's broken, tortured mind; his first task is to decipher why Ed will stop at nothing to escape his custody when the weather turns foul.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 460,881 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Edward E., Roy M., Alphonse E. - Complete
At Gate's Edge by Winds of Water reviews
Love's never easy as it is, but it's twice as hard when you're separated by life and death. RoyEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 366,719 - Reviews: 1633 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Atlas by Angel Baby1 reviews
Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning. Eventual K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,442 - Reviews: 3505 - Favs: 4,106 - Follows: 1,523 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 8/31/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Despised Ones by Morgstang reviews
Amestris is overrun by an enemy country's military. Alchemy is banned and Alchemists are hunted down and executed after renouncing their 'sins'. Can the Hero of the People save them? Or does Edward need saving first?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 62,580 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Full Metal Magic? by Sil'vinya reviews
Ed is sent on a new mission, under the direct orders of Colonel Mustang. The two of them are to travel to Britain to aid in apprehending a dangerous criminal. Mustang is to work with the local ministry where Ed is to work undercover at a..? Magic school?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 99,709 - Reviews: 1392 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Harry P., Edward E.
Flames and a Golden Sword by whereSilencebegins reviews
An impending war, a dark secret that could tear apart the country but through it all, Ed and Roy have found their happiness; in each other. Thing is, they may not be able to keep it...RoyxEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 264,775 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Roy M., Edward E.
Alchemist by Pyralis Anacreon reviews
Edward Elric, as seen by ten mutants.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,462 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Edward E. - Complete
Stray Child by junodog reviews
Crossover w LotR: While passing through the Trollshaws area, Aragorn stumbles upon a child, separated from his family and wounded by orcs. However, there's a strange secret behind this boy's existence, and there's more to him than meets the eye. spoilers
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,186 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Aragorn, Edward E.
Returning Echoes by silkendreammaid reviews
Four years and Edward returns home... with changes. Thirty-Seventh Chapter: Arrivals and Reports. FemEdRoy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 426,887 - Reviews: 2139 - Favs: 2,000 - Follows: 1,456 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
Home by Lanaea reviews
In Progress. K/S, but slow-building. A misshap brings the Enterprise back to Earth for a while.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 222,013 - Reviews: 6275 - Favs: 4,230 - Follows: 3,842 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Diaspora by Tramontana Keeper reviews
Trapped in a world where displacees from other dimensions are a common occurrence, Ed was promised that he would be sent home within a few weeks. But nothing in Ed's life is ever that simple. Movie AU, full series spoilers.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,965 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 56 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Edward E., A. Heidrich
Unforeseen Destiny by FriggyEsquire reviews
/Discontinued/ Ed is in a new world were Magic has left alchemy in the dust. Will he be able to live up to his late father's reputation? Adopted from Millie M. Banshee. All credit on chapters 1-11 goes to her. EdxWinry with a twist.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,563 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Edward E.
The Black Prince by kyothecat reviews
Edward's peaceful life is turned upside down when the past comes back to haunt him and strike where he's the most vulnerable. Third story following The Drachman War and Elysia and the General.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 58 - Words: 119,497 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
The Drachman War by kyothecat reviews
Following the defeat of the homunculi, Drachma has invaded Amestris, taking advantage of the confusion within the military. This is Edward's story of his experiences during the war. Prequel to Elysia and the General/manga based to c80/some anime reference
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 81 - Words: 199,365 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Edward E., Jean H. - Complete
Whispers in the Rain by Sora Livana reviews
Rain pounded heavily as it hit the soaked ground, hammering loudly onto the wet pavement. It was the stranger’s eyes. They were golden, staring at him blankly... A Fullmetal Alchemist and Harry Potter Crossover... Now complete!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,052 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Edward E. - Complete
A Little Light of Love by Kikiko reviews
Complete! The Elrics journey to find the Uranium bomb from their world. Angst, foul languge, and action. Finally Ed x Roy! Takes place after the movie ends, picking up 2 years later.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 191,684 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Elysia and The General by kyothecat reviews
It's been 15 years since the end of Fuhrer Bradley and the homunculi rule. Roy Mustang is Fuhrer and Edward a celebrated General whose life has taken a different turn with the arrival of a very grown up Elysia Hughes. Sequel to The Drachman War.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 61,683 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Edward E., Elysia H. - Complete
Conversion by Arathe reviews
Five years after his arrival on an alternate world, a chance meeting with someone from his past gives Edward Elric the hope that maybe, just maybe, he might have found his ticket home. Alter!Roy/Ed, Roy/Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,638 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Full Circle by Nike Femme reviews
Edward Elric returns with amnesia. He has lived the past four years as Auric, a Gatekeeper. But there are some battles that only he can fight. Will his friends be able to awaken Ed, and what happens to Auric if they do? RoyEd. Eventually.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 144,252 - Reviews: 1469 - Favs: 2,248 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
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Dimension Perception reviews
"That's BULL-CRAP. My whole life did not just disappear. You expect us to believe that? Why would dimensions just disappear like that? How did you get us here in the first place? How is a dimension disappearing equivalent exchange-"
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,073 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Edward E., A. Heidrich
The Boys Who Lived reviews
What if Harry Potter wasn't the one who survived Voldemort's unforgivable curse? Ed and Al if they had grown up in the world of HP. What friendships will be created? How will the brothers deal with their circumstances?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,922 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Harry P., Edward E.