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Joined 10-01-09, id: 2101861, Profile Updated: 01-02-12
Author has written 8 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Twilight, Kane Chronicles, Savvy, and Underland Chronicles.

WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T CLICK!!

Q: How many llamas and alpacas would it take to take over the world? A: Five llamas and one alpaca. WE ARE COMING FOR YOU!! llamasong

If you hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

I'm bored. If you're bored too, copy and paste this into your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

Was that an earthquake, or did i just rock your world? (ooh, burn!)

When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that!

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I know I'm in my own little world, but its Okay, they know me there.

If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child. ~Linda Sunshine

I am now on FictionPress! Same name as here.

GENERIC DISCLAIMER!!

I do not own any of the characters that I write about unless they are my very own OC's which I spend sleepless nights perfecting them and giving them flaws and would expect you to not steal them, thank you very much. I also own Specky the Spider, Steve the Spider, Pedro the Pencil, and the bloodsucking kitty from Twilight and any other insane character that were birthed from the hyperocity of my mind. (:

Quote of the Day!

"If I could make my own fortune cookie, I'd throw one in there that just said 'DUCK!!!!!!' and watch the person who gets it."

-Charles, my BIL

92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Fang by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good.

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(O.o )

This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination!

The closest I could find for Annabeth's Wedding dress from TTIHMPJO-Lady Luck

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ." You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents You used to listen to the radio all day long just to r ecord your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You remember The Original Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players. Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs" You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word. . . . . . . .trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Ra ngers -Rocket Power. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You Actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . .

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to havethe time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Ailat

I like random rants. I guess this could be a random rant even though it's not about stuff that I hate. Hey! That's almost an alliteration. Random rant, random rant, random rant! Alliterations are kewl, but not as kewl as spelling kewl, k-e-w-l. 'Cause spelling kewl that way is just the awsomest. Awsomest should totally be a word, and so should funner. I mean really, who says more fun in a normal conversation? No one that's who! Hmm. Maybe Odyseus said more fun, he did say his name was no one. Actually he said his name was nobody, but it's close enough. Odyseus was really smart. Too bad most or all of those stories are made up. It would be so kewl if it weren't. We'd all be in, like, PJO or something. Okay, maybe not everyone. Some one would have to be the innocent bystander or villager. Oh! Did you know that it used to be that you were guilty until proven innocent? That would NOT be kewl. Not that I've been to court or jail for anything, it's just well...that doesn't seem just...If you like random rants copy and paste this on to your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, Nico's Future Wife, Ailat

i understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Jasper, Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the libary, and listening to them over and over again. Crazy is when you dont say a thing about yourself in your fanfiction bio but insted yell random things that make you lafe. Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you laugh about how Edward Cullen thinks Bella is DEAD in New Moon, even though it's a very serious matter, and your sister hears you and asks why you're laughing so loud and you tell her and she just cries about it because she thinks it's sad. Crazy is when you head bang to a slow song, or become obsessed with the song "Let it Die" by Three Days Grace because it reminds you of Edward Cullen for some odd reason. Crazy is naming your winter jacket Mr. Puffy and your best friend naming hers Mrs. Puffy and letting them marry for the winter, then at the end of the winter, they both retire and divorce each other. Crazy is when you are taking a math test and go over on ur scrap sheet of paper to work out the problem, and start drawing spirals until the teacher goes five minutes left! Crazy is having a major argument with your friend...and i mean major...its still going on and it has already been a year...about which one is better: pudding or jello. T. Crazy is when you argue with your friends at lunch with who you would rather date, Edward Cullen or Jacob Black. Crazy is not sleeping 3 nights in a row because you stayed up reading fanfiction and then jumping in bed at 7:00 am when you’re mom comes to wake you up so you can get ready to go to work with her, where there is a computer where you continue to read fanfiction. Crazy is laughing your ass off while you’re supposed to be giving a report on Pluto and then being threatened by you teacher that she will fail you if you don’t stop cackling like an idiotic hyena. Wrote a fanfiction (for your own amusement) about Edward Cullen falling in love with a turtle who loves a monkey, but Emmett loves the monkey and threatens to squish the turtle which makes Edward go all PMSy! Crazy is freaking out because you saw a silver volvo and tripped on the sidewalk laughing like a (twilight) maniac.Crazy is when you start laughing until you butt falls off for no apparent reason and your mom comes in the room and goes like, "What the hell is going on?" Crazy is if you suddenly yell, 'PARTY IN MY TUMMY!' and everyone stares at you in Pre-Algebra class.Crazy is having an argument with your best friend about who gets to date Edward Cullen.Crazy is when you compare everything anf everyone to Twilight. Crazy is when you knick name you eraser Fang from Maximum Ride so he can always be with you then when one of your friends drops him down a drain accidently you start to bawl your eyes out. Crazy is when you are in the car and you pass a building and scream cause you think it says ITEX when really it says INEX and you do that every time you pass it even though you've seen it a million times before. Crazy is when you read this thing and are agreeing to pretty much everything on it. Crazy is when you dress up in all black, name the weird thing that's on your braclet 'Nigel-san' or 'Sensei-san', and run around claiming to be 'Ninja Fang' and singing the Ghostbusters theme song. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

1. I need to tell you a secret.(look at #5)
2. the answer is... (look at #11)
3. don't get mad. (look at #15)
4. calm down. (look at #13)
5. first. (look at #2)
6. don't be that mad. (look at #12)
7. i just wanted to say hi lol :P
8. what i wanted to tell you is... (look at 14)
9. be patient. (look at #4)
10. this is the last time okay. (look at #7)
11. i'm not crazy. (look at #6)
12. sorry. (look at #8)
13. don't be hype. (look at #10)
14. i don't know how to say this. (look at #3)
15. you must be ticked off now. (look at #9)

ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS THAT SCARE ME:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)


DEATH OF AN OLD AND TRUE FRIEND:

This is so true:

One of my best friends died recently; I'm really upset. He was such a great guy and I miss him. Maybe you knew of him. Most people did. I hope it wasn't you who contributed to his death, otherwise I shall dispatch a vicious band of lions to disembowel you. Okay, I don't have a troupe of lions at my disposal, but I can find one, trust me. My friend was a paragon of amazing. His name was Common Sense. I am sorry to inform you of his demise. Mourn with me.

Dearly beloved…we gather here to say our goodbyes. Here he lies…

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place.

Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate and teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.

It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm A Victim.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

Rest In Peace, my old friend.

I have a name, an age, a gender and a religion,
I read novels in class, does that make me a slacker or a nerd?
I have crappy grades, but I've got street smarts, does that mean I'm stupid or that I always know what to do?
I don't have many friends, does that mean I'm anti-social or just shy?
I haven't been to church in 3 years, does that mean I'm a bad Christian or that i just can't find the time?
I listen to rap and pop, does that mean I'm a wigger or girly?
I watch chick flicks and action films, does that mean I'm girly or a tomboy?
I like movies from the 70's and 80's and the lastest movies, does that mean I'm old fashioned or that I'm going with the times?
I don't like horrors, but no one can scare me, does that mean I'm a wuss, or that I'm hard to scare?
I'm a teenager who remembers all my chores, does that make me irresponsible or responsible?
I'm the middle child but I make myself known, does that mean I'm the forgotten child or the kid my parents can't get to shut up?
I don't cry, does that mean I'm cold-hearted, or that I can take what you throw at me?
I care about the planet, but I wake up early to get a ride to school, does that mean I'm conscience of my ecological footprint or that I want give my kids a messed up earth?
I don't care about little things, but I get worked up about things matter, does that mean I don't care about everything, or I'm a spaz?
I'm a girl who's a tomboy, does that mean I'm girly or boy-ish?
I'm not always dolled up with makeup, but I do send time getting dressed, does that mean I don't care how I look, or I obsess with how I look?
I can talk non-stop, and I can listen to you forever, does that mean I can't shut up, or I never talk?
I swear, and I can have a damn good conversation with someone, does that mean I swear in every sentence, or that I talk like a textbook?
I'm not one sided, I have pros and cons,
I have a name, an age, a gender, and a religion,
But I can see where you can get confused about who I really am.
Cuz I'm both.

Ooh! Burn!

Ways to know you're a real writer:

1. You get extremely grumpy and unpleasant if there is more than a 24-hour
break between the times that you're sitting at your computer writing.

2. You sometimes act out your story ideas by yourself.

3. If you don't have your own laptop, you are begging desperately for it.

4. You occasionally speak with adverbs such as 'wistfully' or 'reluctantly'.

5. You get super duper excited every time your fanfic gets a new review.

6. You have a really long profile.

7. You get goosebumps for planning out stories in your head.

8.
If someone bugs you while you're writing, you either completely tune them
out or jump up and pounce on them until they leave.

9. You bring either your laptop or your notebook EVERYWHERE.

10.
Your favorite sentence to hear from a person is "Can I read it" when they
are talking about your stories.

You talk to yourself a lot.

-You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

-When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

-After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

-You live off of sugar and caffeine.

-You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

-You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

-When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

-No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

-The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

-You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

-You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

-Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

-You have strange nicknames and can tell a detailed story about how you got them.

-People believe you have multiple personality disorder.

-You have names for all the different personalities.

-You're going to write a book about them.

-You argue with them- and lose.

-You find yourself shoved into the back of your head while the one who wants to kill (insert name of ) takes over.

-You have a spoon in your purse.

Quotes!

“You know, you’re gonna die if you keep falling like that, right?”

“Doesn’t it make me seem as though I were ‘human’?”

“So it’s you, Dark!! …knock that off. It’s creepy…

“Heck, for all we know we could be 105 and just look cute.”

“I give life and you steal it away. And yet I wonder, which of us is the sinner?”

"Remember: If the world didn't suck, we would all fall off."

"Snot is brain juice leaking out of your nose."

"They laugh because we're losers. We laugh because we just figured it out."

"They laugh at me because I'm DIFFERENT. I laugh at them because they're all the SAME."

"The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug."

"I dream of a better world where chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned."

"Everyone wants happiness without any pain, but you can't have rainbows without a little rain."

"If people were meant to pop out of bed we would all sleep in toasters."

"Tell your friends you love them. If you can't, get new friends."

"There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. I just hope it isn't an oncoming train."

"Live life like you just woke up and realized it was Christmas morning."

"Fly with your own wings."

Dance like no one is watching.

Love like you've never been hurt.

Sing like no one is listening.

Live like it's heaven on earth.

Work like you don't need the money.

Speak like you've never been heard.

Listen like the voice is a melody.

Write like you just found the words.

Mom suddenly looked up and cleared her throat. "Excuse me, Ella? Iggy? Are you too busy to join us right now?"

Well, that shocked those two apart. It seemed, while the rest of us were saying hi to mom, that Ella must have tripped and Iggy had been forced to catch her with his arms, wings, and mouth all at once. At least, that was the less accusing way of putting it.

"Eww..." Gazzy said, making a face at the two of them.

"Hey, don't knock it 'till you've tried it." I heard Fang mutter to him. -Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom.

"Yeah, mate," Sirius agreed. "This is pretty mild for us. We're just taking a walk outside. We're not even running. Hell, we're not even illegally transforming into animals. Well," he paused to smirk wickedly. "Some of us transform into animals," he corrected himself with a wolfish grin. "Some of us turn into wimpy deer and rats."

"I'm a stag!" James disputed loudly.

Sirius scoffed. "You have a little tail, you eat grass, and you prance around. You're a girly, little deer, mate."

"A stag!" -Hostage by Molly Raesly

James immediately imagined him bowing down submissively in front of this dangerous man. The man in question would be tall and muscular. He would look like he could kill you with his bare hands but would not have the need to do so. No, this man would never need to do anything for himself. Perhaps, he would have a mustache. -Hostage by Molly Reasly (I don't know why, but i found this epically hilarious.)

Do not put statements in the negative form.
And don't start sentences with a conjunction.
If you reread your work, you will find on rereading that a
great deal of repetition can be avoided by rereading and editing.
Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.
Unqualified superlatives are the worst of all.
De-accession euphemisms.
If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a linking verb is.
Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky.
Last, but not least, avoid cliches like the plague.
~William Safire, "Great Rules of Writing"

Oh my God!” Sirius stood up in shock. “Lupin’s having an affair with Madam Pomfrey!” -Sirius, Carry On by Teenlaunch

"No, I meant, look at this! There's a place called Yakima! Who'd want to live in Yakima?"

"I dunno," said Iggy tiredly, leaning back on the branch of his tree. "Long-haired bovines?"

Gazzy caught on. "Yeah, who are fans of Star Wars! 'Yak, I'm a!'"

"No, it'd be, 'A yak, I am,'" Nudge corrected. "May the horse be with you--"

I cut her off before she could get started. "Yaks aren't horses, sweetie."-Max, Forks and the Flock by ouch-eddie

"South America. It'll be warm. They have llamas. You like llamas." -Max-MAX (hehehe. Llamas!!)

"I feel like pudding, Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -Iggy-Angel Experiment

"Holy (insert swear word of your choice here.)"-Fang-AE

"I look like prep school Barbie. Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just one of her friends." -Nudge-Schools Out Forever

You... are...a... fridge...with...wings...We're...freaking...ballet...dancers! -Fang-SOF

Jeb turned to her. "She's incorruptible." Bully for me. "At least by power." I said. "You haven't tried chocolate or cute shoes" -Max and Jeb-Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports.

"I vill now destroy ve Snickuhs Bars!"-StWaOES

"Those wacky Brits called fries 'chips'. And potato chips were 'crisps'. And cookies were 'biscuits'. I had no idea what real biscuits were called. Wangdoodles?" -Max-StWaOES

"DOOMED! They're all doomed. Notice I didn't say what kind of doom it was, so whatever happens to them, I will have predicted it.
How very wise of me" - Eragon

White is the color of little bunnies with pink noses.
White is the color of fluffy clouds fluffing their way across the sky.
White is the color of soft-serve ice cream in a cone.
White is the color of angels' wings and Angel's wings.
White is the color of brand-new ankle socks fresh out of the bag.
White is the color of crisp sheets in schmancy hotels.
White is the color of every last freaking, gol-danged thing you see for endless miles and miles if you happen to be in Antarctica trying to save the world, which now you aren't so sure you can do because you feel like if you see any more whiteness ~Wonderbread, someones underwear, teeth~ you will completely and totally lose your ever-lovin' mind and wind up pushing a grocery cart full of empty cans around New York City, muttering to yourself -max's whitness poem- Final Warning

"South America. It'll be warm. They have llamas. You like llamas." -Max-MAX (hehehe. Llamas!!)

"I believe misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat."
-Dumbledore-Harry Potter

"We could be killed, or worse, expelled." -Hermione Granger-HP

"I want to fix that in my memory forever, Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."-Ron-HP

"Fred, you next," the plump woman said.
"I'm not Fred, I'm George," said the boy. "Honestly, woman, you call yourself our mother? Can't you tell I'm George?"-Fred and Mrs.Weasly- HP

"Oh, are you a prefect, Percy? You should have said something, we had no idea."
"Hang on I think I remember him saying something about it, once..."
"Or twice-"
"A minute-"
"All summer-" -Fred and George- HP

Dudley had done the thing he was threatening to do since age three: He had become wider than he was tall.-HP

"His life's ambition is to have his head cut off and stuck up on a plaque like his mother," said Ron. "Is that normal, Hermione?"-Ron-HP

"Not this brave at night, are you?" sneered Dudley.
"This is night, Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this."-Harry and Dudley-HP

(this was before stew, but everything was after stew. When man came climbing out from the mud, their first meal was stew.)...(but this was after taxes, but everything was after taxes. Even stew was after taxes.)-The Princess Bride

“Okay,“ Fang said. “First we steal all the Snickers bars from a candy factory. Put those away.
Then we find someone who can make robots that are extremely lifelike and always mistaken for a human, we buy one , or steal it, whatever floats your boat.
After that, we make the robot run for president, Use the Snicker bars, we should have stolen over 70 million, to buy votes. Steal a billion Hershey bars. Put those away.
When the robot becomes president we’ll use our remote to make him make chocolate illegal in the US. Using the black market, we sell the Hershey bars. We’ll be rich.

Then, we’ll hire a creepy-looking guy to 'assassinate' the robot president, make sure it is all caught on tape and is all over the news as soon as it happens. Therefore, the 'murderer' is all over the news, classified as highly dangerous, and thrown into jail for the rest of his life.
Then, we’ll use our earnings from selling the candy bars to bail him out, tell him to go into Max's room with a gun and threaten to kill he if she does not hand over the disk right now. Since the murderer has been all over the news and classified as highly dangerous, she should hand over the disk.” That was the most I had ever heard Fang say. Ever.

“Fang,” I said in a caring sisterly way, “what the heckle have you been smoking?”

-Fangy-poo and Ella-bell, Rainy Day Games with the Flock by Fangalicious08

What have you pulled?

If you have pulled a Max: You have made a snap decision and decided to do it without thinking it through first.

If you have pulled a Fang:You have sneaked up behind someone without them noticing, making it seem like you came out of nowhere

If you have pulled a Iggy: You have run into an inaminate object without realizing it was there. This could include, poles, wall, doors, tables, etc.

If you have pulled a Nudge:You have talked about something nonstop for the past five minutes, not allowing anyone else to speak. This is also known as rambling.

If you have pulled a Gazzy:You have farted in a big group of people really loudly, and everyone could hear it and smell it.

If you have pulled a Angel You have invaded someone elses personal space, without any consideration for that person. You can also pull a Angel by gaining a whole lot of useless powers that you don't really need...but I highly recomend the first one.

I have pulled a Max, Fang, Iggy, Nugde, and, if you look at it one way, an Angel

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
X You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
X It's hilarious when people get hurt.
X You've played with/against boys on a team.

xShopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
xYou own/ed an X-Box.
X Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
X You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
xYou used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
xYou own like a trillion baseball caps.
X You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
X Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
X Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
X You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
X Sports are fun.
xTalk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
xGo to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
xYou like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
xYou like wearing jewelry.
xSkirts are a big part of your wardrobe.(nih, I wish they weren’t though)
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
xYou were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

X You smile a lot more than you should.
xYou have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
X You care about what you look like.(yes, but I don’t care what other think I look like)
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
X You love the movies.
xUsed to play with dolls as little kid.
xLike putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

GUY SIDE: X= 15

GIRL SIDE: X= 11

Hmmmm…


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House vs The Vampires by Ingram reviews
When Alice collapses into an unexplainable coma, the Cullen's may be forced to seek out the best doctor of diagnostic medicine in the world. And how will the irascible, misanthropic Dr House handle the angsty vampire coven? Not very well, I Imagine.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,147 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 4/6/2009 - G. House, Alice
Impossible by subtract reviews
The Doctor finds himself alone again, now that all his companions have left. But some unknown force has pulled the TARDIS into a parallel world where, supposedly, magic exists. But magic is impossible...isn't it?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,358 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 1/1/2012 - 10th Doctor, Harry P.
Just When You Think It's Over, It Just Got Worse by secretsrevealed reviews
Weird things have been happening with Percy and Annabeth. Ever since they last left camp, there have been appearances of powerful people. Some good, some bad. And when a new Titan emerges, they team up with the unlikeliest of allies to defeat him. Sorry about the long wait, but lost my inspiration. This story has now been ABANDONED
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,568 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Aang, Percy J.
Children of the Underworld by Asilda reviews
Alliance AU. Sequel to Breaking the Gods. With Nico's soul at stake, Percy takes a risk and reveals all that they've been hiding to Annabeth, Thalia, and Jason. United with the Kanes, a desperate search begins, but no one can foresee where it will take them, or what they'll find along the way.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,354 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Percy J., Anubis
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 9526 - Favs: 7,420 - Follows: 7,050 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Iggy Project by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Iggy has a master plan: to get Max and Fang together. It's just slightly annoying that the world is scheduled to end in a few months. Sucks to be him. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,497 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Max, Fang
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4140 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
World Of Avatar by omgimmaperson reviews
When the Cullen's are transported to the world where Avatar takes place, they find themselves teamed with the Gaang in a war against a deadly pairing: The Volturi and Azula.
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,084 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 2/27/2010
Tartarus Rising by Gaia was Framed reviews
"We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately." Ben Franklin, at the signing of the Declaration of Independence.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 94,241 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Percy J., Rachel D., Alec L., Magnus B.
The Adventure of a Lifetime by StarGazer205 reviews
Alice Johnson is a daughter of Hades, with the power to kill a person with the touch of a finger. When her younger sister dies, Alice's mother blames her. While on the road back to Camp-Half Blood, Alice meets a strange man with a blue box. Alice is quick to join the Doctor, Amy, and Rory on a journey throughout time and space. 11/OC Bad at summaries, sorry!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 10/2/2012 - 11th Doctor
Maximum Ride: Wings vs Wands by Madeline Cullen reviews
Max and the flock have been captured by the Order of the Phoenix. On Jeb's orders. What's their mission? Make sure the Ministry doesn't mess up Hogwarts. "Fang wanted to live on a vacant island. Well this is as close as it was going to get," I muttered.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,367 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 7/20/2009
Breaking The Gods by Asilda reviews
Alliance AU. Nico infiltrates a boarding school that's been conducting experiments on demigods, and discovers a plot far more twisted than anything he ever expected. Cut off from Percy and Camp Halfblood, as well as Anubis and the Kanes as they struggle in their fight against Apophis, Nico must turn to a new ally, the Roman demigod Jason Grace, if he has any hope of surviving.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,442 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Nico A., Anubis - Complete
The Hunger Games: Birdseed by Mufasa the Lion reviews
What happens when the flock gets put in the country of Panem and all their memories are wiped out and replaced with new ones? Would they survive the Hunger Games? Read and find out. Adopted by uh, me. AKA Mufasa the Lion...ADOPTED FROM FANGALICOUS08
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,515 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011
City of PSYCH by magnus.the.magnificant reviews
Magnus and Alec team up with Santa Barbara's own Psychic Detectives Shawn Spencer and Burton Guster. There's been a strange murder, and Shawn is the only one in Santa Barbara who can see the unseen besides Magnus and Alec of course .
Crossover - Psych & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011
Fang's Journal by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Saint here decided, after a little fight we had, that I deserve my own 'Fanfiction'. She even took the liberty of stealing my journal to make it...Yeah. So, this is excerpts of my journal, rather I like it or not...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,552 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Fang - Complete
St Fang's Poetry Corner by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, I got bored in Spanish class. Out of boredom, I decided to write some Fang-related poetry and other little writings. I learned one thing fo attempting this: I am no poet. At least it's kinda funny. Narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not again...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 101,661 - Reviews: 1319 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Fang - Complete
Not a Coincidence by SugarIsHEALTHY reviews
Is it a coincidence that Carter and Sadie have to go to a school that already has more than enough magical beings? Maybe. Probably not. I don't own Percy Jackson and the Olympians or the Kane Chronicles.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,096 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Percy J., Carter K.
Brand New You by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Written for bkworm's Musical Challenge. After 2 years apart, Iggy goes to a 'Flock Reunion'. He finds that 2 years has changed his Flock considerably, especially a certain tall, dark, and formally silent Flock member...Figgy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,583 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
A Time Lord in Potions Class by katiecammmm reviews
Professor Snape's Potions class is interrupted by a bizarre man in a blue police box; a man who travels throughout time saving worlds. His appearance triggers the emergence of a repressed memory in Hermione's mind that may change the course of her future
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,308 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 3/6/2012 - 10th Doctor, Hermione G.
Through the Looking Glass by B. D. Legan reviews
Percy loses his battle against Kronos. 100 years later, Titans rule the world, the gods are gone, and Camp's burnt to the ground. Fate brings a girl and a mirror together. Little does she know, the mirror allows her to commincate with the "lost ones". /on hiatus indefinitely
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 85,195 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 2/25/2010 - OC
Carry On by Teenlaunch reviews
Harry suddenly finds himself in the time of the Marauders and in deep trouble. Will he be able to hide his identity from the Marauders? And will he realize the family he has wanted for so long is right beside him? timetravel, bondingfamily fic, AU no DH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 134,024 - Reviews: 1562 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 1,823 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Harry P., Remus L.
Fly By Twilight: The Volturi by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Third in the 'Fly By Twilight' trilogy. The Flock is just settling into their new home in Forks, but the Volturi are watching closely. It's seems Max's destiny is close at hand, but how will she fulfill it?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,329 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Fang
A Day of House Calls by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Sequel to A Day in Therapy. Saint takes her therapist work on the road, bringing along her mismatched team of fictional characters. They already beat the worst Mary Sue ever, how bad could this be? Well, when it comes to Fanfiction, nothing's impossible.
Crossover - Misc. Books & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,449 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 10/21/2010
Iggy and the Olympians by kmbloomy reviews
Iggy wakes up in a strange camp that he has no memory of how he got there. But after he gets a strange prophecy, a few odd gifts, and new friends, he sets out to find the rest of the flock. Who knew the gods could almost destroy one boys life? R&R please!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,029 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Iggy, Percy J.
Apparation by Unsuspected reviews
Albus wasn't the best Apparator, but he wasn't expecting to find himself in a cluttered apartment with such strange people. Wizard, Muggle, whatever they are, he's just caused a lot of trouble. Featuring many Venomous Tentaculas and, of course, books.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,102 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Albus S. P., Percy J. - Complete
Nico's Quest by Asilda reviews
Alliance AU. Thanks to Anubis' ritual going wrong, while Sadie and Carter are off saving the world in ToF, Nico is stuck in the Duat, dodging dangers, saving Bast's skin, and most importantly, finding Sadie the perfect birthday present.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,573 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Nico A., Anubis - Complete
All Over Again by nagato chinatsu reviews
The year is 1939, and all Max wants to do is pass his exams, get his own flat, and impress his sister's friend. But now they're not calling his parents' war the Great War. They're calling it World War One, and it turns out it was just the beginning.
Leviathan series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011
Phantom Psych Out by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
A ghost hybrid, a psychic detective, a ghost hunter's conference in Santa Barbara, and a teensy little murder investigation with Danny as the suspect. What can possibly go wrong?
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,995 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010
McLaggen by Project H reviews
The world's most affordable and arousing detective is on the case when a student is brutally murdered at Hogwarts. It'll take all his skill to catch the culprit, but McLaggen always gets his man. And his woman, if you know what he means.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,194 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Cormac M., Susan B.
Project H: Eclipse by Project H reviews
A direct parody of the third Twilight movie
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,496 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011
Today by Fox Scarlen reviews
A collection of short stories centering on the friendship between Deryn and Alek.
Leviathan series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 54,474 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Deryn S., Alek F. - Complete
Hoist the Colours by Fox Scarlen reviews
Running from both Darwinist and Clanker forces, Deryn, Alek, Volger, Klopp, Bauer, and Hoffman flee to America to start their lives anew.
Leviathan series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,208 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Deryn S., Alek F. - Complete
Hunger Games: Birdseed by Fangalicous08 reviews
What happens when the flock gets put in the country of Panem and all their memories are wiped out and replaced with new ones? Would they survive the Hunger Games? Read and find out.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,208 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 11/29/2009
Crazy Feelings by Asilda reviews
Alliance AU. Nephthys is Anubis' mom. Nephthys possessed Zia. Anubis possessed Nico. Now where does that leave Zia and Nico? The two manage to find some common ground after a bitter argument.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,949 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Nico A., Zia - Complete
Septimus vs Harry by I love Magyk reviews
Jenna is planning an event that involves two great wizards. Her adopted brother Septimus Heap. And Harry Potter. The two will compete to find out who the better wizard is.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Septimus Heap - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 11/14/2009
Escape From Camp Half Blood by Asilda reviews
Sequel to The Death God Alliance. Nico, Percy, Sadie, and Carter must work fast to prevent another inter-pantheon incident when mysterious deaths start occurring at Camp Half-Blood right after the Kanes are accidentally picked up in a demigod extraction.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,917 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Nico A., Carter K. - Complete
Way Back When by Rayven49 reviews
Ever wondered what happened back at the School when the Flock was young? When Max is knocked out in battle, she relives it all, has has to save herself and the flock. Again. The story of how the flock came to be. Violence, some FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 87,507 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Alexis by I love Magyk reviews
Alexis. A princess being presued because of false love. She must get away from that voice. Even with help from the wind spirt, a chipmunk named Walnut and a young man named William, can Alexis ever escape?
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 5/6/2009
Double Date by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
What would be any MaxRide/Twilight fangirl's dream is Carisa Coates' headache. The good news is, she found love. Bad news; she found it twice. Now Fang & Embry, the two boys she loves, are ready to take each other out just to have her. Pairing: Fembrisa?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,631 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Fang, Embry - Complete
Job Listings by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
I basically got bored one day and had a random thought: If the Flock applied for jobs, what would be a bad choice? I have random thoughts like that. So, this is what I came up with...Oh, and it's narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not that I want to be here..
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,794 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Hostage by Molly Raesly reviews
His breath was coming out in forced pants every second. His entire body was shaking and covered in a sheen of sweat. His teeth were chattering in his mouth as his fingertips rattled uncontrollably at his side. James had never been tortured before.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,802 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 1/22/2010 - James P. - Complete
Hunter by The Ice Princess93 reviews
Four years before anyone knew the names Katniss and Peeta, there was Katari. But no one was supposed to know her. It was against every code that the Hunters hold dear. They live for anonymity because they need it to do their job, horrific as it is
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,824 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 4/8/2010
Finding Rick Riordan by CrayolaMarkers reviews
Finally, Percy gets to go on that "not-date" to the movies with Annabeth. Then a new trailer starts to play: The Lightning Thief. Their harmless trip to the movies turns into a quest to find and interrogate the one man who knows so much about their lives.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,494 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Too Much by red panda with black wings reviews
In the end, some got there happily-ever-after. Others did not. This is the story of a boy who chose his own ending, long before the Final Battle began.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Neville L. - Complete
How it Began by red panda with black wings reviews
Fanfiction writers were rising up against the writers of old. Alarmed, nine of the world's best authors were called together to stop the rebellion. Thus, the Twilight series was born.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Complete
Six Years Past by Aleria14 reviews
It has been six years since Max had left the school. Now her main goal is to find the family that she left behind. The last thing Max can remember is dark eyes staring intently at her. It's up to Max and Fang to rescue their beloved family. LOTS OF FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,774 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Max, Fang
How long is forever? by Aleria14 reviews
Nudge is transported to the future, after the Flock fought a new enemy, an agent from Itex. Once there, she learns what would happen to the Flock without her. Where did they all end up? Can she get them back together, or will she be stuck in the future?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,948 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009
Cracked Ribs and Headaches by ItalianRose5 reviews
After being seriously injured, Deryn's secret is finally revealed. One-shot.
Leviathan series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Alek F., Deryn S. - Complete
A Day In Therapy by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
A day at St. Fang's Center for Fanfiction-Effected Characters. Total randomness. King Leonidas conquers a chair, Alice makes a break for Macy's, and Fang is healed by the power of Jesus. You people wouldn't let it stay a one-shot....
Crossover - Misc. Books & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,674 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009
Fly By Twilight: The Pack by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Sequel to Fly By Twilight: The Coven. A Maximum Ride/Twilight crossover. Fang and the Flock are finally reunited! But what new insanity are they being subjected to? What's up with Iggy? And...Love is in the air?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,643 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Fang - Complete
Untitled for Now by Heartless-are-squirrels reviews
Nico, Halle, and Kesai all go to the Psych world!What twist will this add to the Psychees? What will happen to the young demigods? Read to find out! Rated for not much language, but there will be some later. Has 2 OC's, if ya didn't notice. :
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Psych - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Nico A., Shawn S.
Dark Secret by WhiteLotusBlossom547 reviews
She has a dark past. She has a dark mission. But most of all, the gaang's newest member has a dark secret. Minor Kataang, OC/?.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,388 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010
Shattered by coolness4eva reviews
Chelsea Simmons is a girl who goes to school in Forks, Washington. That's normal. She hase wings and is best friends with a Vampire. that is everything but. But her world falls apart when she is told that her name is really Maximum Ride.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,146 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010
The Death God Alliance by Asilda reviews
"Sorry," said the son of Hades, "but if I surrendered to an organization called the House of Life, my dad would kill me." After a run in with the Kanes, Nico unwittingly ends up becoming a host for the Egyptian death god Anubis.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,032 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 1,462 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Nico A., Anubis - Complete
In Darkness by prepare4trouble reviews
Zuko was blinded during the Agni Kai against Azula. As he considers refusing the throne, he is given hope that the healers of the North Pole might cure him, and together with his friends he makes the journey.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,747 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Zuko - Complete
Avatar and Camp Half Blood by FuzzyBunnyWhoLikesFlowers09 reviews
This is a Percy Jackson/Avatar crossover. Takes place during the Titans Curse, and the Battle of the Labryinth. In Avatar, It takes place at the Western Air Temple, but Zuko has already gained Katara's trust. No bad words, Bad behavior,etc. rated K.
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010
Lingering Darkness by sophiesayshi reviews
Amy Longbottom is in Hogwarts. You'd think that after nearly five years she would be properly settled in with her best friend James Potter, the son of the infamous Harry Potter. But one day everything she knows collapses. Changes. Just because of a letter
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,516 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 1/5/2009 - James S. P.
A to Z: Harry Potter People by xLove-Hate-Relationshipx reviews
A series of one shots about people in the Harry Potter world. Each chapter is told in the point of view of a character beginning with a letter of the alphabet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 28,364 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
Redemption by Diamondblade1 reviews
Zuko is offered a chance to redeem himself after his death at Azula's hands. He has three weeks to complete his newfound destiny and train the Avatar to firebend.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,730 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Zuko, Aang
Cross My Heart and Hope To Die by hopesallthings reviews
It always was hard to keep things from Alice. So naturally, he had secrets that only she knew.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 14,160 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Book 4: Air by Tiera35 reviews
Aang is badly burnt, and they discover that something is wrong with the elements when Katara can't heal him. Takes place a few weeks after the defeat of Ozai, and the end of the show. Rated T for safety. Updated regularly.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,245 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Aang
Maximum Ride, The Volturi Battle by 13crazycheer13 reviews
Maximum Ride/Twilight Crossover. Post MR4, New Moon. The Flock move to Forks. While they're there the Volturi come to change Bella and want Max too. As a last resort the Flock and the Cullens turn to The Pack for help. Check my profile for A/Ns. Enjoy!
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 33,916 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Max, Bella
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8206 - Favs: 1,833 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Pure as me by sophiesayshi reviews
10 years ago, Angel and Total are separated from the whole flock, who they now believe to be dead. Now back in Virginia, something a whole lot worse than the School surfaces, not to mention more surprises and an enemy that seems impossible to defeat...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 113,268 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Angel, Total
MR SPOOF by xxgldxx reviews
A Spoof on the Maximum Ride books. Where all the characters are out of control and things don't always go the way James Patterson wrote them..... read more inside.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 34,926 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 4/2/2009
A Maximum Half Blood by YoursTruly13 reviews
After being attacked by the Harpies, Max and the Flock are taken to Camp Half Blood where they learn they are demigods. Who is their god parent? Whats wrong with Nudge? And can they defeat a new enemy, who is intent on taking over the world? FAX and NIGGY
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,638 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Nudge, Artemis
Angel Wings by seriousobsession reviews
When Angel was kidnapped, the flock never rescued her. After she escapes she stumbles upon a small town with too many secrets. With a new name and new friends, can Bella overcome the memories of her past and the dangers of her future?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,173 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009
Nico's Adventers With Shadow Travel: ATLAB by darkgemwildcat reviews
When Nico is learning to shadow travel he acidently ends up in a strange world... and gets advice form a certin person... NO FLAMES!, STINK AT SUMMARYS, AND BETTER THAN IT SOUNDS!
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Iroh, Nico A. - Complete
A Mixed up World by Future Rulers of the World reviews
this has PJO in it also! 4 WINGED demigods are taken for scientific reasons. Hidden from the world until they escape and head north. North to a little town called Forks, Washington. There things get a little crazy.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,127 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Edward
The Sullen Chalk by Vera Amber reviews
Originally intended to be serious, but that idea flew out the window at 2AM. So, yeah. This is a parody. The flock heads to Spoons, everyone's related, and The Voice is the last person you expected it to be... What? Rated T because of paranoia.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,520 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Complete
The Chosen One's Successor by twiphrider reviews
*REVISION OF WITCH HUNT* Adrianna is your average everday 17 year old. She recently discovered she is a witch, she thinks she loves a werewolf or two , and she knows a few vampires and freaky flying kids. See? Totally normal. HP/Twilight/MaximumRide Xovr!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - OC, Quil Jr.
Through Our Eyes by SignedSealedWritten reviews
Cielo and Rayo Taos, blind twins who use echolocation to navigate, find themselves attacked by a monster they didn't know existed. Their journey will be more difficult, more unique, than anybody expected. Percy/Annabeth, Post-Labyrinth
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
When the World Breaks by aliexia reviews
Before the Hunger Games, before the rebellion, how did the world end? Why did the Capitol take over?vAnd why did the districts submit at first?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Max
Project H: Twilight by Project H reviews
A direct parody of the film 'Twilight'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,392 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Complete
Animal Crackers by SignedSealedWritten reviews
Bella Swan's identical twin daughters want to leave their foster home and meet their only living parent. Little do they know that Edward Cullen is much less than living.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 65,461 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 4/16/2008
MR FANFICTION CONTEST A Change In Perspective by Idlewild218 reviews
This is a story about the entire flock: Max, Fang, Iggy, Gazzy, Nudge, and Angel. However, the twist is that flock members are the opposite gender than they are in the MR books! This is the introduction of the members as Max is waking them up.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Max - Complete
The Cullen's Back at Forks High by AnNaLeE m O'bRiEn reviews
After being away for 75 years the Cullen’s plus Jake have decided to move back to Forks. But what happens when they meet the grandkids of their former classmates? Kids who have heard stories about the Cullen’s since they were little.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,851 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Before Eyes become Sightless by aliexia reviews
Before Iggy loses his eyesight. What does he think when he meets the leader of the flock? What does he think about anything when he still had his sight, when he was still younger than 8?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Iggy, Max
Not the Only One anymore by Mikiri's Revenge reviews
Sent halfway around the world to protect himself from a gang, a 12 year-old Harry Potter stumbles across more then he could expect when he moved in with the Jacksons. Especially since two of the said gang members are living across the hall.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,146 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Harry P., Percy J.
No Good Deed Goes Unpunished by aliexia reviews
When a girl with multiple personalities turns out to be a powerful half-blood, Percy and co. come to give the help she needs. Specially because Zeus believes her mom is responsible for giving humans a new, powerful gift.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,669 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Annabeth C., Rachel D.
Somewhere in the Nineteen LifeYear Interim… by 142staircases reviews
Because some stories and fics are too interesting to leave alone...How Dumbledore and Snape react to the naming of dear little Albus Severus. An Other Side Outtake.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2009
Fathers by Crazy-Obsessed-Writer52 reviews
Rose Weasley and Scorpius have started dating and now need to tell their fathers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Facts of Life by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
After Angel asks Max the 'dreaded question', Max decides it's time to teach the Flock a bit about 'The Facts of Life', much to poor Fang's displeasure. I'm rating this at a moderate T. Read rating notes inside, please! Teeny weeny bit o' Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,151 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Fang, Max
Death in a Bottle by xscarredx13 reviews
An average mortal girl has dreams about people close to death. And now a dark haired son of Hades keeps haunting her nightmares.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Nico A.
Harvest Moon by AsherRose reviews
Bella should be happy, now that her murder is avenged and she has crossed over. But she still remembers Edward, and the love they had on Earth. So when she is offered the chance to return to Earth, she accepts. But there is stil danger for her..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,076 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Of Leaves and Scars by SignedSealedWritten reviews
Before Bella's first visit to the Cullen house, Alice and Jasper have a conversation in the tree-tops. Fluff, Angst, One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Leah and Luke by I love Magyk reviews
Leah is a princess. Luke a wizard. Luke locked Leah in her own castle and her parents are no where to be found. Why? Luke loves her. This is his way to get her. Not the best way, but it might do. Maybe.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2009
Brother mine by Ingram reviews
After Renee dies, Bella's life take a turn for the worse. And then someone form her past she hasn't seen of thought of in years come back into her life. Post-BD, AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Bella, Alice
No Day But Today by QueenGryffindor reviews
You've heard of Lily Evans Potter, but did you know that she peed in a church when she was five or that she was an almost-chocaholic? Or that James Potter got a chocolate éclair smashed in his face by Sirius? What else don't you know about James and Lily?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 96,904 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Bent by vine reviews
For one hundred years, the fourth House of Hogwarts had remained empty. The Houses of Water, Earth and Fire grew and changed, while the wizards and benders of Air faded from reality and became dusty myths. An Avatar/Harry Potter melded worlds fic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,082 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P., Aang
Hidden by seriousobsession reviews
Twilight/Host cross. Blending in has a new meaning for the Cullens. They are desperate to find someone, anyone, who hasn't been "infected". What happens when Carlisle gets a patient that isn't quite right? Is she hiding something? BxE read host first
Crossover - Twilight & Host - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009
Apollo's Hit List by Olivia Nightshade reviews
Do you think music as we know it has been ruined? Well, so does Apollo! So right here are the chart-toppers of today he'd like to put an end to. Formerly "Jonas Brothers Must Die". You may like the celebrities killed off in here, so ye be warned. CRACKFIC
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Apollo
Save Our Souls by ShadowPalace reviews
After the gods receive a plea for help, they send Percy, Thalia, Annabeth, and Nico to the future to help the districts out in the rebellion. As they join Katniss, Finnick, and Gale to save Peeta, they find out some interesting facts about themselves.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 88 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Percy J., Katniss E.
We're WHAT! by sensei-girl reviews
So what are you saying? That because of some stupid spell we're married!". "that's about it Granger"? Malfoy smirked and continued, "and if our lives couldn't be any worse the spell wouldn't have taken effect unless we were soul mates". "We're What!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,526 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Project H and the Chamber of Secrets by Project H reviews
A parody of the second Harry Potter film
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,119 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Project H and the Philosopher's Stone by Project H reviews
A direct parody of the first Harry Potter film
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,045 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Our days are numbered by xoVampiresxo reviews
Bella was once blind, but after a cornea transplant, she is changed. Forever. How will she react with the numbers she sees above people's heads when she opens her eyes? What mischief - or pain - will happen after she isn't blind? R&R Rated T for fluff!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,143 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella
Harry's in the House by SinfulPerfection reviews
When Harry contracts a muggle illness, St. Mungo's is baffled. So Dr. House agrees to take the case. But House is a little too interested in wizardry, and Ron is a little too interested in Cameron. Despite all of this, will they save Harry in time?
Crossover - Harry Potter & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,202 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009
Hangman by Cap'NCupcake reviews
“How about W?” Percy looked perplexed, once again. “W? Who guesses W?” “I do!” she said angrily. Percy and Annabeth, playing a game of Hangman. Percabeth two-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Evil Angel by SignedSealedWritten reviews
Maximum, a deadly assassin for the School. Fang, leader of the Flock, living on their own in Colorado after escape from the School. Her mission? Kill them. AU; Takes place where the first chapter of TAE would have started.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,203 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/8/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Max, Fang
Wings of Freedom by LovelyNBlue reviews
What happens when the flock meets another hybrid that can tell them who their family is? What if someone's family is someone from the Cullen family? Takes place 3 years after MAX and Breaking Dawn.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,608 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Angel, Rosalie
A Strongly Worded Letter by Lucy Pryde reviews
First-year Percy Weasley writes a letter to Voldemort explaining why the Dark Lord should be caught and punished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Percy W., Voldemort - Complete
In Our Blood by SignedSealedWritten reviews
Cielo and Ray Lightwood are chased away from their home by a monster they didnt think existed. They're injured by it and wake up at Camp Half Blood. Who's the twin's parent, and why were they singled out by the monster? Read and review, t for safety!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,003 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008
The Other Side by 142staircases reviews
Who says Life stops after Death? Because it most certainly doesn’t. Just because Nearly-Headless-Nick doesn’t know what happens on ‘the other side’ doesn’t mean that we don’t. The story of Lily and James’ adaptation into Death and how they spy on Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,262 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Survey Says by Dazedandconfused8616 reviews
This struck me as a good idea to write, and I don't know if it's been done before, but I felt like writing this, so I did. It's basically a survey that characters from Harry Potter took. All feedback is welcome!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 6,259 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 6/9/2008
Holding Hands and Neverlands by greyskys reviews
SEQUEL TO BIRDS, BATS, AND WEREWOLF PACKS! Max, Fang, and the gang are back in Forks attempting to start a family. The key word here being "attempt". When the US government takes an intrest in the Flock, what problems will arise? MaximumTwilight crossove
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,487 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Max
Larry Boy by samxlove reviews
The Malfoys have a conversation, and eventually Death Eaters and the Flock arrive. Twilight, Maximum Ride, Veggie Tales crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Draco M., Fang
Unshed Tears by Shane Lutz reviews
This is a poem about Scathach the Warrior. It reflects on her dark emotions and all that she is. Please Read and Review!
Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Complete
The Forgotten Cullen by TinyAbi reviews
They never knew about her, how could they? But remembering her or not, she needs their help, and fast. The lives of many depend on the Cullens now, what happens when their unknown family member puts a whole new twist into their lives.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,549 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009
The Green Apple by ditchedbyruby reviews
When Jace and Fang both want food, and there's only one green apple in the fruit bowl, a fight breaks out on instinct. Who shall get it? A silly one shot that I love! Not as much as Magnus Bane, though. OOC Rated T
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Fang, Jace W. - Complete
worlds collide by Galbitorix bain reviews
follow Aang and Katara as they fall into the world of Nicholas flamel and help to fight the dark elders
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/23/2009
Ebony and Ivory by ThexBlairxWitch reviews
Everyone remembers when the flock broke a band of mutants out of the Institute. But what happens when one of these mutants decides that she wants to stay with the flock? Rated T, just in case.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,998 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009
Life of Lyra by Kinickmod Naiziza reviews
PJO/Twilight crossover. Mainly PJO, though. Lyra Andromeda Ryan is half-vampire, half-goddess. And she's not exactly the typical daughter of Aphrodite, either.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,303 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008
The Speed of Dark by greyskys reviews
The world is gone, two hundred years gone, and has been handed over to the best of the best to keep it going. Humans have been popping up, placing fear for the planet into silent hearts. And when people fear, they are usually in need of a hero...
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008
All In Your Head by vine reviews
Melanie wakes, and is panicked to find that Wanda has disappeared. She goes to find help, trying to keep her head at the same time. First in the White Walls Series, a collection of Host stories set in an Alternate Universe. Rated T for crazies.
Host - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Melanie S./Mel, Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
Demanded by beautiful imperfections reviews
Max will do anything to save the flock. So would Fang. And when their demanded to do the unthinkable, backing out is just not an option. And for Max, neither is taking pleasure in it.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,077 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 11/10/2008
So Many Stories by storm-brain reviews
They were all gone, but their stories were clamouring to be told. Rick Riordan as he writes the Lightning Thief. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
The Amazing Adventure of Eddy the Fish by Dazedandconfused8616 reviews
This is just a random idea that popped into my head. Yes, it's in note format--I'm not very good at dialogue. Somewhat OOC. R&R
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Frosty Winter by CrayolaMarkers reviews
It's Christmastime after BotL, and Annabeth's...angry. Because she can't get a plane back home. The Jacksons are nice enough to let her stay with them for a while, but what will happen between Annabeth and Percy when she uncovers a few of his secrets?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,911 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008
Deepest Night by Dead Chick Walking reviews
The much awaited second installment of: The Darkness Trilogy. Love, war...and a demented rat? Join all of your favorite characters and a few new ones as the Underland plunges into the: Deepest Night.
Underland Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,672 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 11/28/2007
Maximum Ride and the Water Cycle by up and coming writer reviews
Me and my friend Gabby had to write a story for science on the water cycle. So we decided to have Max and the flock to be out main characters. We even put a disclaimer on the cover : .............which I forgot to do on here. oops
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
Fang's Friendly Fun Help Column by Tomo Potter reviews
Something silly I'm working on in my spare time... ASK FANG AND HE WILL ANSWER! Figgy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,848 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007
Heading Home by Trizee reviews
What happens to Bianca when she's inside the giant Talos in book 3? Is it her power alone that defeats the monster?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Complete
Sparring by Neko Kuroban reviews
He wonders if she counts her scars.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Complete
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Boots the Overlander reviews
"You know, Boots, that used to be your room. Only room in this old house with air conditioning. You, Grandma, and Lizzie would sleep there. No wonder you go straight for it. Guess she remembers a bit of New York after all." Boots returns to the Underland.
Underland Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,727 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Boots
The Chronicles of Odd The Unusual reviews
When I moved to Forks, I never expected the weirdness there. Not the vampires or the werewolfs, none of it. Who would've? It was as if Forks had a natural attraction to all this supernatural. There couldn't be MORE. But the insanity wasn't done there.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,174 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 11/4/2009
Not A Good IdeaTitle Pending reviews
A girl draws a picture of Zia. Carter wants to know why. He must find her. Rated T cause I'm paranoid
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Carter K., Zia
The Annoyances of Life reviews
What annoys me about bad fanfics. More than just Twilight/PJO; has pretty much every catagory I've read. T for harshness. These caustic words are not for the eyes of impressionable small children. ;D
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Complete
Stopping Madness reviews
I'm not entirely sure what happened next,because all I can remember was my sisters voice pounding inside my skull,cursing me as she hurried to the bathroom.By the time she reached it,I had already passed out.-The story of Indigo as she scumbles her savvy.
Savvy - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2011
The Thoughts In Her Mind Percy Jackson reviews
This is a series of one-shots that will most likely have nothing to do with each other. They are just the random thoughts in my head written down in story forms. Rated T because I'm paranoid
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,920 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Thoughts In Her MindTwilight reviews
This is a series of one-shots that will most likely have nothing to do with each other. They are just the random thoughts in my head written down in story forms. Rated T because I'm paranoid
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,801 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 11/17/2009
Amour Perdu dans la Neige reviews
-"Jacob? I need you here. Right now. It's a matter of life and death."- Alice finds a girl half dead in the snow. IMPRINT STORY! But not for Jacob. Post BD. The title means 'Love lost in the snow' in French.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,830 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Seth - Complete