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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

I just want to clear up one thing. I AM NOT EMO. Nothing against them, they're cool, but I am gothic. Yeah I know my name is EmoTwihard, but it sounds better than gothtwihard or something. NOTHING AGAINST THE AWESOME EMOS OUT THERE, BUT I AM NOT EMO. I AM GOTH.


Hey guys! Well...Hmmm... I don't really know what to put on here... so...heres some random opinions that I have.

1. Twilight (Basically the whole saga) Roxs!!

2. Edward Anthony Masen Cullen is the most amazing/sexiest man on the face of the Earth!

3. There will always be a place in my heart 4 the Twilight books. (And on my shelf, specially dedicated to Twilight books of course!)

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

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Things I hate in Twilight fics:

When Edward left then comes back to find out Bella has a kid

Poorly written fics

When Bella chooses Jake

Things I like in Twilight fics:

Where Edward and Bella are together

(Only some...it depends) Nessie fics

All humans

All vamps

After Breaking Dawn

Funny stuff bout the Cullens

Truth or dares

Road trip

Lemons (occasionaly)

Edward never came back, years l8r he does

Bellas a vamp

Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse and/or Breaking Dawn rewrites

You say pink
I say Black
You Say Hannah Montanna
I say Amy Lee
You say Zach Efron or The jonas Brothers
I say My Chemical Romance and Greenday
You say im weird
I say i'm different.
Put This On your channel if you agree

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love

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When In Love by druglordhoney reviews
A light feel good story on how one girl never felt happier about being one big uneventful cliche! Falling for you best friend, anyone?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,290 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Book 1, Renesmee's Life : Clouded Moon by LiLAnnie123 reviews
Deep down Renesmee Cullen loves Jacob Black. But more than friends? She isn't even quite sure. Jacob is very tempted to tell her everything when discovering Nessie's interest to a boy at her school. Meanwhile, SOMEONE seeks revenge . . . who?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 172,004 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Black Eyed Angel by prettyflour reviews
A twisted Twilight. An all vampire love story. She turned her face toward me, her black eyes pleading with mine. "I can't be saved. I've taken too much. I am no longer Bella. I have become something evil."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 143,727 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fighting Temptation by Dobber17 reviews
Classmates Bella, Edward, Mike, and Tyler are invited to a basketball clinic in Seattle for 2 weeks. Bella is sharing a hotel room with the guys. What happens? Truth or dare, streaking, injuries, jealousy, and a growing attraction between Edward and Bella. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,441 - Reviews: 3256 - Favs: 2,062 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
Things a Vampire Can’t Do by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
A series of VERY FUNNY one-shots of things our favorite vampires can't do. Set in Eclipse. Brought to you by JasperSAYSrelax128 writer of "Oops, he did it again!"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,383 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Complete
The Good Left Undone by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Sequel to "Player Haters". Bella and the Cullens are starting college, and having the time of their lives......until students start to go missing. Will Bella's past have anything to do with it? ALL HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,062 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Complete
Seeing Crimson by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Bella was kidnapped by the Volturi in Eclipse, and now she's a vampire with no memory of her human life and so powerful she can kill any. What happens when her new assignment is to recrute a certain mindreader and future seeing vampire?FULL SUMMARY INSIDE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,615 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 7/10/2009
A Lesson in Charades by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Don’t Forget SEQUEL. Bella is finally marrying Edward, until she is kidnapped before she makes it to the Altar by 4 vampires that take an interest in her. When Alice can’t SEE them, how will they save Bella in time before she is betrothed to another? AV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,307 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 7/13/2009
How To Get An A by The-May-Of-Brianna reviews
My Names Bella Swan, Mr Cullen is my creative writing teacher, he is perfection its self, to bad he cant stand my mere presence. Teacher Edward/Student Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 15,655 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Very Blackest Kind of Blasphemy by youlittledevil reviews
"What if I'm not a superhero? What if I'm the bad guy?" Edward reveals that he was lying to Bella all along and his love for her was fake. He shows his true self, his actual motives behind his relationship with Bella and his plans for her death.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Rosalie by englishfreckle reviews
One day she just completely vanished from all she knew. His way of coping, to leave voicemails he thought would never be heard. AH/AU Rated M for use of language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Hopelessly Devoted by SecretlySeverus reviews
Edward never came back in NM and Bella has continued to grow up and has found a way to move on with her life. Now she's spending her summer traveling abroad when she sees something familiar in a club. Submitted for the Hot Summer Nights challenge at PTB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,819 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dread the Hunger by Dumbledoor reviews
Bella Swan, the unsuspecting student. Mr. Cullen, the teacher who wants her. Do the math, and you get a very nonconsensual situation. This is rape, so don't read because it's offending. Actually, don't read it at all. Rated M. Just one chapter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,390 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I can't go with you by ran-dom-full reviews
Bella doesn't make it after giving birth to Nessie. Edward goes back to the beach where they first made love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
THE CULLENS and Bella GO ON MSN! by lolthebest1 reviews
Loads of Arguements happen when the Cullen Kids and Bella decided to chat On Msn. With some really bizarre nicknames E.G SEXYBEAST this is really quite funny! I spent ages writing it.... so I hope it's OK!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,344 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
The Photo Album by mad-sugar-but-sweet reviews
All Human: Bella Edward Alice Emmett Jasper and Rosalie have been best friends since birth. When Bella finds her old photo album, she takes a trip down memory lane, remembering all the good, the bad, and the silly memories they shared.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 46,602 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
Hollywood Movie by DedicatedToTwilight reviews
Edward and Bella had been best friends since they were born. Bella is in love with him, but he's not. Or is he? Really sweet all-human one-shot. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's A Question of Lust by Esmi76 reviews
Edward is a Technology Science teacher at a small high school in Texas. Bella Swan is a new student who is hot for teacher. Can they hold out until graduation? Originally written for Ninapolitan's "I'm a tease" Twilight story Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,245 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Cullens watch Twilight by just-a-crazyfanpire reviews
"Twilight. Release Date: 21 Nov. 2020. Cast: Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart. Now in theatres!" While the Cullens are watching TV, they see a strange promo. *Bella and Edward talking in the forest* "They made a movie about us?" someone screamed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,552 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cullens watch New Moon by just-a-crazyfanpire reviews
Sequel to 'The Cullens watch Twilight'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,376 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Complicated Bliss by jellyjo2014 reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends forever. But what happens when Edward accidentally lets it slip that he loves Bella? Please Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,431 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Take Me to Fenway by JosieSwan reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan have been best friends for years. Can the magic of seeing her favorite baseball team in Fenway Park help turn their relationship into something more? Edward/Bella OOC AH Fluff. One-shot for Bethaboo's birthday. M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,850 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Emmett Plays With Feminine Products by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
This is a funny one shot! What happens when Emmett goes through Bella's purse! Read and find out! Takes place after New Moon. The Cullens are vampires, and Bella is human. Review and add to your favorites! I promise you'll be in tears by the end!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Fire vs Ice by Danii-Anne reviews
Alice never came back for Bella in New Moon, because Bella never jumped off the cliff. When Bella finds the Cullens four years later, she is less then impressed to see them all.. To say the least, will Edward win her back? Or has he said his last goodbye?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,978 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Emmet's new friend, the tympani by Akia Tsukiyomi reviews
Emmet has been forced by Carlise to return to school and try band class. Nothing good could come out of this,.... Right? One-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
My Best Friends Brother by BreeAshley reviews
What do you do when you have a thing for your best friends brother? You spy on him in the shower of course...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Wife Swap by Heartily Desire reviews
Jasper and Bella find a little comfort in each others arms. But what about Edward and Alice?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Something Delightfully Unexpected by Molly256 reviews
Bella craved her boyfriend’s brother Jasper. As a result of Edwards unchangeable views, she is resulted in doing something she has never done before. But will Jasper be able to control himself in such a powerful situation? First fanfic, OCC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Phone Call by I just want food reviews
Bella and Edward had been best friends ever since they were little kids. One day, Bella asks a question that changed their relationship forever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reunited by jensen122 reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were 7. But when Edward dies suddenly, Bella is left alone. She was changed just days after Edward died, or did he really? 90 years later, they meet again. Can they make it work? What trouble waits? COMPLETED!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 71,664 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5912 - Favs: 9,648 - Follows: 2,478 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Twilight Saga: Melody by Better.Late.Than.Ever reviews
An alternate book sequel. Current song lyrics with a twist of twilight. Each chapter will be a different song. CAUTION: Some songs are sad.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,667 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 9/24/2009
Boxers Or Briefs by passionfornight reviews
The most important question. Boxers Or Breifs?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,479 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2899 - Favs: 5,157 - Follows: 1,875 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Changes by ifyougetedwardigetemmett reviews
Edward left Bella. Eight months later, the cullens don't come home to shy, kluzty Bella, but to overonfident, popular emo Bella. With Charlie dead, no one can set Bella back on track...right?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 30,909 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tempting Bella by dontrun reviews
Bella has many reasons for avoiding falling for Edward, the fact that she works for his Dad's company, and that she is older than him seems to stay at the top of her list. If only he'd listen to her reasons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,804 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11404 - Favs: 11,057 - Follows: 5,787 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dark Side of the Moon by blondie AKA robin reviews
New Moon from Edward's POV. Witness how Edward agonized over leaving Bella, hunted for Victoria, faced the Volturi, and came to realize that with Bella was where he was meant to be.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 176,408 - Reviews: 2567 - Favs: 3,350 - Follows: 1,489 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Edward - Complete
Halloween After Hours by vampgirl18 reviews
My submissions for Breath-Of-twilight's fun holiday countdowns! Vampire Edward and Vixen Bella get it on in the office on Halloween, then have some Christmas fun! AU,Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,076 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pasties and Princes by gangsterdorothy reviews
Drunk, naked, stuck outside a hotel room. Never a good thing. An FML One Shot Contest Entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,873 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I thought You left by gglitch reviews
Bella thinks Edward has left her but he returns with something.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Frustra by October25 reviews
The voice of the knight startled me, “come with me. I will take you away from this godforsaken place...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best Friend by the inc pot reviews
She breaks the seventh commandment with his best friend. R&R. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Love Me Tender by Moonchild707 reviews
Removed for editing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Best Sentence Ever by mizadDict3dtoTWILIGHT4ever reviews
Bella and Edward had been best friends forever. Now is thetime to admit their feelings for each other....Suck at summaries! but FULL SUMMARIES INSIDE! This is my first fanfic.....ALL-HUMAN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Santa Claus is coming? by Alyssa105 reviews
Renesmee gets bored in class, and decides to write a little creative song. What will happen? Read to find out.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
How Edward Stole Christmas by LilyAnneMarie reviews
A harmless gesture to make it a memorable Christmas for his daughter is somehow always twisted to make Edward Cullen look like the bad guy-- all because of Emmett, that is. ONESHOT.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Bella and Edward Make Lemon Meringue Pie by JanetL reviews
The title of this little one shot says it all. I doubt highly if I need to tell you why I picked this particular pie. AU Bella is still human and did not get pregnant, soon to head off to Dartmouth with Edward. Sorry Nessie lovers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,783 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Imaginary by SnappleApple450 reviews
This is an ode to JasperSAYSrelax128. Remembering the greatness of this person...this writer...this friend. She's done everything for me...this is my gift to her. I hope you love it Jen. The title is by Evanescence bcuz she created a whole world for me.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,937 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Complete
Twenty Bucks In Twenty Seconds by FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircut reviews
The characters of Twilight are put to the test as they try to win 20 dollars by answering as many questions as possible in 20 seconds. Dont you want to know about Alices favourite brands, Bellas wiggles fixation, or who EDWARD would turn gay for?-COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,385 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
The Tease by Lis123 reviews
Edward Cullen is very superfical. Bella Swan is the new, overweight girl. What happens when they are assigned as Biology partners? Rated Mature for some future, somewhat sexual scenes. All human!FIXING
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,324 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Punk'd: Cullen Style by SG51169 reviews
Emmett loves playing pranks and his new target is his favorite human, Bella Swan. But when he goes too far an angry Edward and Alice decide that it's time to teach Emmett a lesson. Emmett is about to get Punk'd...Cullen style!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,585 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Doing Time by crashedxhearts reviews
The Cullens and Bella go to jail! A little humor a little romance a little fluff. Hilarious misunderstandings... give it a shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,744 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
Dreams by dolcevida7 reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since birth, and nothing more. After 20 years of friendship, one night in bed could change their relationship forever. All human, EPOV, Sweet Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,610 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wipeout by WhyFightAnEclipseWhenTheresJaz reviews
Alice and Emmett sign up for a siblings episode of Wipout. What's the worst that can happen when two not so mature vampires sign up to win 50,000. Better then what summary says.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,935 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
A Cullentastic Christmas by Delilah Lovett reviews
Stories of Cullen Christmases flashbacks based on the songs on a Christmas Mix CD that Bella brings home. Give it a chance. It'll be cute and funny and fluffy. After Breaking Dawn. The family's first Christmas together. R&R please! M for last Ch. Complete
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,682 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Complete
A Million More Mistakes by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bella is pregnant with her BFFs brother, Edward. Scared, she moves away but, 5 years later, Edward shows up. As Bella falls for him again, she realises that she has to tell him everything... until he introduces his fiancee... NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,436 - Reviews: 4337 - Favs: 2,846 - Follows: 952 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Body and Soul by Addicted to Edward Cullen reviews
What will it mean for Edward when Bella's and Jessica's souls switch bodies?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,378 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
It's NOT BELLA! by edWaRd'sGiRL0630 reviews
What would you do if one day you woke up and were suddenly Bella Swan? That's exactly what happens to Sarah, a huge Twilight fangirl...what will she do when she meets the supposed love of her life? Would you tell him he's a fictional character?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 112,437 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
High so high by Golden Vampire Eyes reviews
Emmett is naughty and retarded doing something he shouldnt. Rated for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Who's Up For A Game of Truth Or Dare? by XshoppingshortieX reviews
When Carlisle and Esme are out for the week, what will happen when Alice suggest a so called innocent game of truth or dare?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,125 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
Emmett's Name Game by Luna Luce reviews
Summary: A one shot of Emmett and his nicknames for the family. Emmett decides to give everyone nicknames but he never expected the name game to be turned on him. Post-Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,552 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Emmett - Complete
Never Forever by bedwardfan reviews
Edward left Bella in New Moon, and never returned. The Cullen's all believe Bella is dead. But she's not, Victoria changed her and the Quileute tribe has helped her survive. It's twenty years later. Will Bella forgive Edward or is too late? Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 89,985 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
10 things I hate about us by UnmistakablyAlice reviews
Sonny writes a poem that lists 10 things she hated about fake dating Chad Dylan Cooper. One shot
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Edward, my best friend, my future boyfriend by MissJessx3 reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were young. They move into an apartment together for college. This is their journey through their freshman year. Watch them fall in love with each other, one day at a time. ALL HUMAN! BXE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,336 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Athletics Day by dollegirl reviews
Bella's obsession with Edward comes to a head when she is forced to participate in the school's athletics day. Her partner? Rated T for some language, some of that sexual stuff, and some very immature content.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,073 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 96 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sexy Back! by FuzzyWuzzyWithBadHaircut reviews
Its Edwards birthday and his family and Bella decide to surprise him with a present. Too bad its going to be given to him in front of the whole school, and of course its not your average present either! -One Shot-
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Turning Dust into Gold by bethaboo reviews
After college, best friends Bella, Rosalie and Alice have a run-in with their past. . .and maybe their future? All human, AU. Rated M. Nominated at the Twilight Awards, All-Human AU Incomplete, for Best Romance & Best Edward Characterization
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 157,995 - Reviews: 2102 - Favs: 3,051 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
Cabin Fever by coldplaywhore reviews
Trying to hide from their separate lives in Seattle and Los Angeles, Edward and Bella accidently end up at a cabin together for two weeks leading up to Christmas. They can't stand each other, but will that mutual hate eventually lead to more? EXB Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 187,413 - Reviews: 3355 - Favs: 3,376 - Follows: 1,140 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Stranger by Thalia Airla reviews
They had been friends ever since they could remember. They had spent almost all daylights in one another's company since he moved in next door. But now that her feelings are changed, everything will never be the same again.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 67,523 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sparks by AlexCullen54321 reviews
Bella move’s in with Alice and her parents after both of her parents die in a terrible accident, what will happen when Bella meets Alice’s cousin Edward? Edward is a jerk and they hate each other at first, but will sparks eventually fly? All Human. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 110,862 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1432 - Favs: 2,089 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
First Period by ShesInLoveWithTheBoy reviews
Nessie gets her first period... And only the guys are home. Renesmee P.O.V.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Strawberries by gecko brothers reviews
Edward tries to make Bella breakfast. Everything goes wrong. One-shot B/E
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Documentary by magnolia-bunny reviews
While bonding with Charlie over an animal documentary, Bella finds a new nickname for Edward, or just all vampires in general. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Only Human by ShesInLoveWithTheBoy reviews
And in that moment, right there, I was only human. I was what the rest of the world saw. I was just a normal seventeen year old boy, suddenly terrifed of being a father. Oneshot. Edward Meeting Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
3 plus 3 equals 6 by iamvamp reviews
Alice, Bella and Rose move into a rented house... but they need a couple more flatmates to fill the empty rooms and pay the rent... All human. OVER 300,000 HITS! Sequal chapter added- 16th May 09
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 133,502 - Reviews: 1977 - Favs: 1,904 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
First Love Lost by Oracle Vas reviews
An unfortunate truth is that the things we want most can come at the wrong time. If we're lucky, we find them again a second time. If not, we live with the past and hope for a brighter future. My name is Bella, and my first love was Jasper Whitlock.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,618 - Reviews: 1757 - Favs: 1,811 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Just for fun by Edwardgirl14 reviews
this is just one that I have made up one day. Emmett gets stuck in a tree!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Complete
Vampires A to Z guide by Pip0937 reviews
Remember how in the book Bella Googles Vampires well heres the list of all Vampires. Rated T just incase
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,411 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Complete
A Cullen Continuation by Orchidsoul reviews
One year after Bella's transformation in Breaking Dawn. Further adventures of the Cullen family. 2009 Indie TwiFic Nominee for Original Plot Line.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 60,597 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
24 Hours in a new skin by Amber Elm reviews
This is an AU but NOT OOC story that came to me. It would take place before Breaking Dawn. Edward gets the chance to be human for 24 hours. What will he do? How will Bella react? The rating is necessary because I think you can guess some things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,776 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Protective by byteme5118 reviews
It is time to swim during gym, will mike learn that Bella is Edward's? EPOV NOW HAS A SEQUEL: JEALOUS
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Circles by decemberisforcynics reviews
AlicexEdward "The psychic and the mind reader; who would have suspected?" Third Place in The Pancake Perfume's Crack Pairings Contest. M for slight lemon -really more of lemon juice if I may- and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Alice, Edward - Complete
Funny twilight poem by krisso94 reviews
very short, but very funny.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Complete
5 Times Renesmee Threw a Temper Tantrum by FictionInReality reviews
Because no child is perfect. Rated for almost language in later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,544 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Secret Compartment by bellaklutz2010 reviews
When Bella decides to move to Forks her mother and Phil give her one last gift, a desk from the 1900’s. When Bella finds a secret compartment filled with secret letters she finds herself falling in love with a man who no longer exists, or does he?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,998 - Reviews: 2139 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That's great Edward but what was the question? by CaughtMySelfFalling reviews
Bella and Edward have been best friends since the first grade and nothing more but Bella has a favor to ask. Will Edward oblige? RATED M FOR A REASON. Very lemony! AH OOC. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,075 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Marking Cullen Style by TwilightObsessedMell reviews
Ever wondered what it's like to be a teacher, marking one of the 'perfect' Cullen test papers? Well, I did...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Alice - Complete
Dear Edward Twilight Version of Dear Maria by TwilightFreak4life96
Twilight version of Dear Maria by All Time Low, Bella's point of view, kind of about their relationship, one of my first song fic things, be gentle?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Honeymoon by DazzledIn2008 reviews
The "missing" honeymoon chapter from Breaking Dawn, from Bella walking into the water.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A heart restored by Zoobert reviews
What if Edward and Alice were the new kids at school? What if Jake had just broken Bella's heart and she was now befriended by the new girl Alice with a mysterious brother.Throw in some jealous and obsessive ex's drama drama drama! All human.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 88,919 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
A day at the amusement park by Golden Vampire Eyes reviews
What will happen when the Cullens go to an amusement park? Let's find out. Oh an Bella is a vampire and her power is invisibility. Rated for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 16,727 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
22 Weeks Later by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Sequel to "Little Pink Envelope" Everything is going perfect for Edward, Bella and Lexie, and with a new baby on the way, family and friends reunited, nothing could possibly go wrong. Right...? All human, canon pairings. T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,055 - Reviews: 1942 - Favs: 1,531 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Wild Night by lexarDuo reviews
What happen's when Bella is left wit Emmettt to be babysat and he cracks out the boos? Read and find out. One-shot. Kind of funny.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Edward Cullen and the Crossed Eyed Armadillo by Victoriaisdabomb reviews
Edward Cullen is stuck in Canada with a crossed eyed armadillo all alone.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Edward - Complete
Greetings from the Cullen family! by Magickless Sorceress reviews
The Cullens decide to tell their secret and greet people at the same time! WARNING SPOILER! POST-BREAKING DAWN!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Complete
Art Model by dollegirl reviews
Bella needs money. Her friend convinces her to pose nude for an art class. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,206 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 3,289 - Follows: 574 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Happiest Place On Earth by Vanessa Wolf reviews
Carlisle surprises the kids with a special graduation trip to Disneyland!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,688 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7673 - Favs: 9,009 - Follows: 2,541 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hot for Teacher by Brunettezki reviews
I'll show them. That's what was on my mind when I got my high school reunion invitation. #4 for jayeliwood's contest :D Teacher Edward AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,102 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 55 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Camping by forever.love.twilight reviews
Edward and Bella go tenting in their meadow. What happens?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Complete
Little Pink Envelope by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
One of those typical, Bella/Edward one-night stand and getting pregnant stories, but very original plot! Bella knows Edward's name but he doesn't know hers. What happens when they meet up again five years later? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,854 - Reviews: 2178 - Favs: 2,170 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Swim by sirius31 reviews
Bella decides it's time to get back at Edward for all his teasing. Story also includes Alice, Jasper, Emmett and Rosalie. Rated M just in case. Please review
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
JakeyBlondie by Lycanthropiccc reviews
Warning: Extremely Funny.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Jacob, Rosalie - Complete
Game On! by mnov29 reviews
A day at the Cullen's turned interesting with a game that we all know and love! And it's NOT truth or dare! Read to find out and then Review! Rated T for safety!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Complete
Awesome Emmettness by Raychelle Edwards reviews
A series of pranks, craziness, and much more. A date with Mike at the amusement park? Embarrassing pics posted all over the most popular hang out? Edward in just a towel and glued to a chair? Carlisle in a compromising position.Oh the possibilities!R&R!OO
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,011 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
Cards by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Charlie plays a game of cards with Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Charlie S., Jacob - Complete
Mommy's Letter by l'heure bleue reviews
It was the hardest thing I have ever done, but I did it. I moved on, Edward, just like you asked. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 92 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Say, Never Do by oh.kd reviews
5 things Edward Cullen would never say. 1 thing Edward could never do.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Friends, Not Food by EdwardBiteMePlz reviews
People are friends, not food.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Edward's Vows by I-hAvE-mY-oWn-JaSpEr.-JeLoUs reviews
What edward says at his wedding to Bella
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
The Elevator Chat by inmybubble reviews
this is what happens when jacob black and remus lupin get stuck in the elevator together.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
A Game Of Truth Or Dare by Rosette-Cullen reviews
For daddys little cannibal's contest. Emmett, Edward and Bella all play a simple game of truth or dare. Not very cliche, rated for some innuendos, but nothing too bad.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Poor Little Lion by BellaBaby2813 reviews
Edward will brave anything for Bella...Even her cooking. But can poor Edward's stomach muscle the human food? A cute little one shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8369 - Favs: 7,490 - Follows: 1,724 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
A New Fall of Rain by mgirl13 reviews
Also known as "A Little Fall of Rain." Re-entered for IsabellaMarieCullen3214's challenge. Oneshot. Songfic. Set in the middle of New Moon. Bella jumps off the cliff, only she lands on rocks instead of water and it's not Jacob who rescues her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
Sanctuary in the Asylum by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
In a world where werewolves and vampires live, why not demons? A demon stabs Bella, and makes her believe she's in a mental institution, and her life in Forks is just her imagination. But is that really just a delusion? PostEclipse. Review please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,389 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What are they talking about? by Logan Emery reviews
Edward thinks he is alone one day in the Cullen house. He finds Alice and Bella and he decides to hear there conversation, only, there watching something and he thinks it's porn. POOR EDWARD! One time thing, it's a funny story.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Don't Forget by Lupus reviews
Bella jumped from the cliff but she hit her head and doesn't remember who Edward is. What happens when he comes back? What will she say to this beautiful stranger? Where do the Volturi come into this? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 85,203 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Who's Gonna Watch You Die? by Lupus reviews
ONE SHOT: Bella lies on her death bed at 91. Edward never came back. Songfic on her last wish. Tearful and emotional, I've been told. What Sarah Said by Death Cab for Cutie. BellaxEdward . EdwardxBella
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Oops by brown-eyes27 reviews
ONE SHOT! Edward and Bella go swimming.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
Edward's Clorox Experience by Depp Addict reviews
Some fun innuendo's from the Twilight Lexicon come together in a wild out of control story for Edward and the Cullens! REVIEW PLEASE.. reated just in case..and a possible chapter 3 is coming fast! If you want to laugh... this is the story for you!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/22/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007
Back To Forks by ElizabethI reviews
Edward goes back to Forks 90 years after he left Bella in the forest. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Perfect Guy by Twilightvampire17 reviews
Something I wrote for my best friend
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Complete
The Cullens go to a Mariner's Game! by Alaole reviews
This is a dialogue about our 5 loveable vampires and our little friend Bella. See what happens when they go to a HUMAN baseball game!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
Love? Or Friendship? by TwilightStar9879 reviews
Bella and Edward have been friends since they were Tots. Can they just be friends or are their feelings for each other going to ruin their relationships, and their lives?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,207 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Complete
Chatting With Charlie by sillybella reviews
Charlie feels protective of Bella, and he’s not thrilled with Edward at the end of New Moon. He also remembers being a teenager. It’s time for Charlie to have a chat with Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete
Carnage by pelirroja reviews
Bella's clumsiness claims new victims. Can Edward ever forgive her?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Complete
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Poisoned reviews
Edward didn't come back in New Moon. Instead Bella is changed by a vampire while the Cullens were gone. She's now a vampire with no memories of her human life. When she moves to Forks she finds a family called the Cullens. Can she trust them? Review! OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,420 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Bella, Edward
Second Chances reviews
Everyone knows Edward left Bella in New Moon. Except this time he didn't come back. Over 50 years later Bella is still human and is about to die. Is there really a such thing as time traveling? Frst fanfic. Story better than summary. :D Review, Id love it
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete