The Masked Duck
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Joined 10-01-09, id: 2101952, Profile Updated: 02-21-11
Author has written 1 story for Kingdom Hearts.

When life gives you lemons, find the guy that life gave vodka to and have a killer party.

Uh...a surprising amount of people come to see this. So I guess I'm obligated to write more than an alcohol reference.

Hi? Welcome to my uninteresting page of page-ee-ness.

I'm of the female gender of the homo sapiens genus of humanity. And I have no social skills. It comes with being a nervous wreck.

So anyhoo...I'll get back to my stories. Just so you can actually get something out of your visit.


Feel free to contact me about anything you want. Even if it's just to say "I hate jo' ass". I'll only cry a teeny bit, just because I'm nice and like to give people satisfaction. ^-^


So...status:

Gatekeeper: Completed! Del-tweeted! I'm writing this at four in the morning, so I'm ridiculously giddy! Hee!

Divided/Let There Be Chaos: Back to the drawing board. Trust me, it'll be even better this time. Sara won't be a Mary-Sue.

Five Elements: Also going through the rewriting process. Don't know how long it'll take.

Oh...and I have an entire flashdrive portfolio of maniscript that are slowly forming into fanfictions (and a bunch of school assignments, but that's beyond the point). YEAH! I NEED SLEEP LIKE NO ONE'S BUSINESS!

And (unfortunately) I'll have to go back to one update per story every two weeks. I'm sorry. Life just sucks like that.


Also, if you've noticed my writing's been better, you have my beta tester to thank. THANK YOU BETA TESTER! ^^

Oh, if you want to beta test as well, I need a lot of help. And it's always good to have more than one perspective. So, message me if you wanna help me write less crappily. :)

Gatekeeper reviews
"I was seized by the stern hand of Compulsion, that dark, unseasonable Urge that impels women to clean house in the middle of the night." - James Thurber
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 56,400 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Riku, Sora - Complete