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High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 111,365 - Reviews: 21522 - Favs: 12,038 - Follows: 8,016 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Late Night Encounters by kyla713 reviews
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,903 - Reviews: 9576 - Favs: 9,265 - Follows: 6,411 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,737 - Reviews: 8321 - Favs: 8,150 - Follows: 7,843 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sins of the Father by bethaboo reviews
Bella Swan breaks free from her mother's influence and is desperate to prove her music blog speaks for her generation. Edward Cullen is an Irish punk rocker with a dark past. When they collide, nothing will ever be the same. AH Mature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 223,081 - Reviews: 2334 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Complete
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 15126 - Favs: 8,858 - Follows: 9,184 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Mine by Letholog1ca reviews
Bella and Edward have been friends with benefits for years, but for some reason he has started avoiding her. Rumors start flying that she's been seeing Jacob. What happens when Edward's jealousy takes over? Why is he trying to stay away now?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,985 - Reviews: 1406 - Favs: 1,990 - Follows: 2,396 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Edward, Bella
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20310 - Favs: 12,424 - Follows: 7,082 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Aro's Heir by SubtlePen reviews
Edward, Bella and Alice are drawn into a no-win scenario in Volterra after Edward's attempted suicide-by-Volturi in the Palazzo dei Priori. Aro forces Edward to make a choice that may leave him unable to salvage any relationship with Bella. MATURE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,418 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Harder they Fall by Ironic Twist reviews
Bella Swan had big dreams that were quashed by reality. Now, a momentary indescretion may cost her the little she has. Or maybe it will be the best mistake she's ever made. Edward Cullen's life is perfect. Well, almost. Perhaps these two can help each other out in an unorthodox way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 348,581 - Reviews: 11060 - Favs: 5,740 - Follows: 5,951 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Breaking Trinity by VvDeadRosesvV reviews
AH/AU ExB Lemon. Mid-Semester, Senior Year. Bella is escaping Arizona and starting over in Washington. An unexpected hook-up at a party in Port Angeles turns into obsession. What happens when desire becomes too much to control? Rated S for Snarling.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 184,871 - Reviews: 6708 - Favs: 5,106 - Follows: 4,902 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
En Pointe by GingerWombatkat reviews
For Beyond the Pale: The treaty left Bella his slave, but serving a vampire who demands perfection is a challenge. BxE VERY DARKWARD, Mature content, read at your own risk.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,226 - Reviews: 1578 - Favs: 1,888 - Follows: 2,381 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
Little Fish, Big Fish by Michelle M. Marie reviews
Collab between Paige Parkker BPOV & Michelle M Marie EPOV.A/H OOC Follows the life of Bella and Edward as they meet in high school, eventually parting painfully, only to reunite as adults – in very different circumstances.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 237,245 - Reviews: 1084 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Darkrooms and Safe Light by sleepyvalentina reviews
A vampire who has been dead for decades meets a young woman who hasn't yet begun to live. They could bring each other to life...if he doesn't kill her first. A FGB piece for Katinki.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,615 - Reviews: 1948 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 1,211 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Fallout by OCDindeed reviews
March 16/06 the world the Cullens knew ended. Faith, hope & love are powerful things. Edward finds out how powerful they are when he loses the one person who made his life worth living. Not just an E/B story. Entire Cullen clan is here, each with their own hardships. Set during a post-apocalyptic nuclear war. Try the Prologue before passing judgment. You might be surprised! NM/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 325,178 - Reviews: 6712 - Favs: 4,556 - Follows: 3,246 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Firefly in Summer by primarycolors reviews
Edward finds himself back in the little beach town of his childhood when he inherits the local bar from his uncle. The elusive, pretty girl next door has killer legs, a sketchbook and secrets that are slowly eating her alive.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 188,377 - Reviews: 9883 - Favs: 6,913 - Follows: 4,419 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sleep On The Floor by sexycereal reviews
He steals my coffee first, my virginity second and my heart third. College fluff. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,679 - Reviews: 2822 - Favs: 5,017 - Follows: 3,725 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Art After 5 by sleepyvalentina reviews
Bella Swan had life figured out until she met sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen. A few months and an intense emotional connection later, she finds herself on a journey toward self acceptance while questioning everything she'd previously accepted as true.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 130,382 - Reviews: 12151 - Favs: 5,337 - Follows: 3,191 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Run to You by MidnightTrain reviews
For five years, Bella Swan and Jasper Whitlock have lived as carefree vagabonds. In an old Mustang, they roam from town to town across the country. But they are broken; and they are running. So what happens when the past catches up to them? All-human. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 249,136 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
We Come to Life Beneath the Stars by Lillybellis reviews
As Bella Swan starts over with hopes of finding her future, Edward Cullen is hanging on desperately to his past. She's treading water, and he's a corporate golden boy. They share an office, but few words...until one night changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,711 - Reviews: 5099 - Favs: 6,372 - Follows: 3,823 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Riding the Fence by morethanmyself reviews
He's everything she thought she'd never want. He just wanted to get in her pants. Which side of the fence does she land on? "I don't go all fan-girl crush on anybody. I don't plan on starting now, either, especially over some random boy." 100% Cowboy Free
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 90,303 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9318 - Favs: 9,291 - Follows: 5,074 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Transit by profmom72 reviews
Riding the same bus every day, Edward and Bella get off to a bumpy start. She thinks he's stuck-up; he thinks she's shallow. Sometimes what seems like the wrong thing turns out to be exactly what you were waiting for. A FGB novella for mujisan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,974 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Irritable Grizzly Adams by caligula42 reviews
New Moon AU. Edward did more than just leave Bella in the woods five years ago. Time goes on as Bella struggles to make a new life without him. What happens when they are accidentally reunited? What was the real lie that Edward told? What will Bella do?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 121,710 - Reviews: 5082 - Favs: 3,677 - Follows: 3,231 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Incubus Anomaly by elusivetwilight reviews
Incubus: a sex demon that visits women in the deep dark of the night. Edward relies on his special gifts to consume his prey. What happens when he meets the one woman immune to his unique abilities? M for dark lemons and dark themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,262 - Reviews: 6105 - Favs: 3,844 - Follows: 2,655 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Family Business by SuzsPetals reviews
Edward Cullen met the girl of his dreams but pushed her away due to his complicated, dangerous family life. When cruel irony reunites them, he's forced to make a devastating choice: Save her from a fate worse than death or from the family business. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 152,068 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Counterpoint by sleepyvalentina reviews
Socially isolated and intellectually brilliant, sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen has never found a person outside of his family with whom he could connect, until a chance encounter changed everything. Part of the Art After 5 universe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 164,956 - Reviews: 9815 - Favs: 3,577 - Follows: 2,283 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
The Colony by shell29bell reviews
It began with a simple flu. And 3 months later, all hell broke loose. Now they are just trying to survive. Can Bella help Edward find the cure when every last thing he cares about is on the line? BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,565 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ladder to the Sun by Rosybud reviews
How can you die when you've never really lived? That's the problem Bella Swan faces when she's told she only has a year to live. Can she make up for a lonely, unhappy life in the short time she has left... and maybe find love too? All-human, EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,847 - Reviews: 2617 - Favs: 4,222 - Follows: 1,721 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Anonymous Lover by Jen733 reviews
This is my little drabble for Ms. Kathy's Haiti Relief Fund. AH, Edward/Bella, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 1863 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14403 - Favs: 16,138 - Follows: 8,540 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Silver Strand Nights by Jen733 reviews
Bella Swan is tired of her boring life and ready for a change. When former Navy SEAL Edward Cullen enters her life, everything will change, more than she ever expected. AH - B/E. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 12195 - Favs: 5,748 - Follows: 3,707 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Untouchable by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
I have no idea how I survived that day. All I know is that no one ever touched my bare skin again for the next five years of my life." Bella befriends crazy Alice Brandon and meets Edward Masen, the guy living in her attic. Nothing will be the same. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,599 - Reviews: 1532 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 1,276 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
In The Blood by fragilefoxes reviews
After 91 years, Bella returns to Chicago to find a mate. Edward mourns the loss of his humanity and his abandonment by his maker. Can they overcome their dark pasts and forgive? Rated M violence & lemons . E, B, Em, R, C, & Es. AU/OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,476 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Off Limits by lexiecullen17 reviews
Womanizing Edward has been told to stay away from his band's new lead singer, Bella. But with their instant attraction and obvious chemistry, how can he adhere to that? OOC. AU-H. Rated M for naughty humor, intensely bad behavior, language, and sexing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 182,739 - Reviews: 2743 - Favs: 3,980 - Follows: 1,378 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blood and Lust by AwesomeSauce76 reviews
Edward is having trouble balancing his urges for Bella's blood and Bella's body before the wedding. What started out as a simple "Practice Fic" has become a retelling of BD from EPOV that lets us see just how much he struggles for control at every turn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 133,650 - Reviews: 1798 - Favs: 1,773 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fault by ineedyoursway reviews
An awful event in junior high leaves Bella adrift and alone. Years later, she begins to recover with the help of both a repentant Edward and her new friend, James. Things begin to look up, but is everything as it seems? AH/DARK
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 73,294 - Reviews: 3368 - Favs: 2,288 - Follows: 1,606 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Son of a Preacher Man by LaViePastiche reviews
The wild son of a famous televangelist, Jasper likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Will he meet his match in Bella, who’s in love with his sister’s boyfriend Edward? And what happens when Edward finally notices her? AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,838 - Reviews: 8210 - Favs: 4,805 - Follows: 3,012 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
Just One of the Guys by SorceressCirce reviews
Scarred by events in her past, Bella relies heavily on her best friend and roommate, Jasper. When Jasper falls in love with a girl named Alice, Bella is excited for him but can’t help but wonder – where will she fit in? Canon pairings, AH/AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 261,614 - Reviews: 4094 - Favs: 4,072 - Follows: 3,907 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009
Seventeen Cakes by vanessarae reviews
Bella tries to keep her distance from Edward, thinking that she can't be hurt if he is never more than a pretty face. Too bad she doesn't let Edward in on her plan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,642 - Reviews: 1462 - Favs: 1,442 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Get Off by Britpacksuccubus reviews
When Bella becomes Edward's assistant and moves in across the street, what will happen when he takes in the view? And not just those of the skyline... AH, OOC, *Mature Adult for Language and Graphic Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 1655 - Favs: 1,432 - Follows: 1,661 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Life to Be by sleepyvalentina reviews
Forbidden attraction. Intense passion. Edward and Bella are committed to their significant others, who are equally committed to their jobs. There's no harm in platonic companionship. Is there? Commissioned by SassyKathy for the Support Stacie Auction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,594 - Reviews: 2449 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 1,356 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Burn and Shine by pulsepoint reviews
At first glance felonious Edward seems like nothing but trouble, but as sheltered college student Bella digs deeper she realizes he is so much more. Possibly too much for her to handle. ExB, AH, rated M for dark/adult themes and profanity
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,176 - Reviews: 2121 - Favs: 2,707 - Follows: 2,890 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Secure Entrance by elusivetwilight reviews
What happens when you're stuck going through security and your nipple rings set off the man holding the metal detecting wand? M for Pierced lemon and Wandward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 147 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breathe Me by afragilelittlehuman reviews
Deserted by her first love, Bella leaves Forks and finds a new path. A new friendship causes her past to resurface. Will she return to a life that broke her heart? Crossover primarily Twilight , AU, OOC, rated M for language, violence, & later lemons.
Crossover - Twilight & Moonlight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 69,229 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Bella, Mick S. J. - Complete
Stages by BellaBeth222 reviews
Her screams haunted him and Edward had to find out what had happened to Bella, the girl down the hall. As he see her life spiral out of control, he is drawn to help her. Can he save her before she destroys herself....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,557 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Fix Me by seamonkologist reviews
**ON HIATUS!** A traumatic experience at 13 leaves Bella a broken person. Can she work through her anger, her hurt? Will she trust anyone again? Dark themes. Rated M for violence and possible lemons later on. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,575 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Bella
Down The Rabbit Hole by casket4mytears reviews
After departing Forks with the rest of the Cullen family, Alice becomes increasingly preoccupied with the information revealed to Bella by James about her life as a human and the vampire who changed her... and seeks answers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,593 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Alice, Edward - Complete
15 Step reviews
17-year old Bella Swan moves to Forks after being abandoned by her mother. With music as her only friend and a penchant for trouble, Bella just wants to be left alone. Unfortunately, her behavior attracts the attention of hot tempered Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,617 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 1,326 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward