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Joined 10-02-09, id: 2102595, Profile Updated: 04-28-13
Author has written 3 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter.

Just a quick note. My pen-name is now Theta23.

Hi. I'm completely mad, but I've been told I'm a genius, though that's still dubious. Enjoy my ramblings. Don't read too much into them.

UPDATE: Serious revising and cringing going on here. 'Like you care' has been deleted, 'Can't think of a title' is going to be renamed and completely rewritten and 'Revenge is ice-cream' has also been deleted. 'Alexandria Black' will be continued, and I'll probably rewrite it when it's finished. All this is purely because I can't read half of my stories without flinching. In particular, any of you who put up with 'Like you care', I apologise wholeheartedly.

'Alexandria Black' is on a hiatus, because it's so far removed from canon that it requires an awful lot of explanation. Because explaining all of it in A/Ns would take far too long, and because I was writing one anyway, a semi-prequel has been uploaded. It's called 'Ex Umbrae' and it's set directly after the Second Wizarding War. It explains how people who were previously mortal enemies became friends, and how House unity at Hogwarts really came about.

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Life's a Beach by Monster Mads reviews
A fully-certified MI6 spy, seventeen-year-old Alex has a lot of fun to catch up on. However, as his temporary guardian, Wolf isn't going to make it easy for him. Evidently, neither is Fate. Old enemies rise from the ashes, Alex and K-unit take turns parenting each other, Wolf struggles with his psychotic ex, and everybody learns something new. T for swearing, themes and violence.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 269,418 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
The Silent Song by Eirian Erisdar reviews
When Qui-Gon Jinn is told to take a new padawan, the Force pushes him towards a certain initiate - but when Qui-Gon is told that Obi-Wan cannot speak, he hesitates. Shall their silent partnership fail or bloom? And all the while, Palpatine moves in the shadows... Angst, fluff, adventure, humour. AU Jedi Apprentice era. Featuring Mace Windu, Dooku, Tahl, Kit Fisto, and others!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 134,189 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J., Count Dooku, M. Windu
The Nature of the Beast and the Beast of Nature by chrissyleena reviews
What happens when, after all that supernatural, alien craziness; the Avengers come across…God. The omnipotent being that created Earth and humanity, kinda. Good news: He exists. Bad news: He's gone. As they race against All That Is Evil to save the Earth, they realize that Fate is a cruel mistress and has a very twisted sense of humor. TonyxBruce (slow build)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,347 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 3/25/2013 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.] [Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R.]
Daughter of a Wolf by Kenwoody reviews
No. Oh no, no, no, fuck no! They're back. Claquesous' on campus. Grantaire had to get Éponine and get as far away as humanly possible. No time to look back, they had to leave. Part Five of the "All I Have Known" series.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,838 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Eponine, Enjolras, Grantaire
Band Camp by YourPontmercyFriend reviews
Modern high school AU Les Mis fanfic in which all of the members of Les Amis are involved with marching band and color guard including Eponine, Cosette, and Musichetta plus OCs. Will span the entire school year. M rating is for intense content and adult themes and potential triggers. It should be noted that there is no onscreen sex. SEQUEL: The Rest Is History
Les Misérables - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 193,533 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Cosette, Marius Pontmercy, Grantaire, Joly - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 29979 - Favs: 16,291 - Follows: 14,424 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hell is Other People by amitai reviews
After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of self sufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as different.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 169,938 - Reviews: 3245 - Favs: 2,659 - Follows: 3,048 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Alex R./Cub
Brink by Syntyche reviews
You did not think, when you sent me to the brink.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,556 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
Alex Gets His Revenge by The-Wasteland-Renegade reviews
Alex is sent back to the SAS by MI6 and ends up being stuck with K-unit. Alex uses the time there for payback. Everything changes when an accident reveals people he thought long dead. With new allies, an old enemy, everything is about to change, and thats just the beginning.*NEW CHAPTER 11/1/15
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,203 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Alex R./Cub
I love by Sailor-Nova343 reviews
When Konan enters a boarding school where she has to stay with the boys, she knows it's going to be crazy. But she could never be prepared for what lies in store for her. Rated M for later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 209,027 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Pain/Pein, Konan
Rabbit Hearted Girl by dammitharad reviews
It was supposed to be a lazy evening, but instead of getting pizza Cosette and Grantaire end up with demons swarming their house, complete with a gorgeous blond man and a bad-tempered girl wielding guns. Neither of them are sure what the hell is going on, but everything is about to change. Cosette/Marius, background E/R, Eponine/Combeferre, and Courfeyrac/Jehan
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,832 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 8/9/2013 - [Cosette, Marius Pontmercy] [Enjolras, Grantaire]
Thief by Culhilien reviews
A young thief, stubborn and proud gets tangled up in the fate of the Fellowship of the Ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 116,831 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Aragorn
The Best Friends by Crowlows19 reviews
K-Unit is about to learn that revenge, boredom, and paintball is a dangerous combination where these two best friends are concerned. Now a series of scenes about Tom and Alex's friendship in different situations.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 120,043 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H.
Blackbird by SpiritedQuill reviews
Kurt is a senior in high school who's never known what it's like to fall in love. Blaine is a famous singer who is forced to be someone he's not. When the two come together by the hands of fate, both of their lives may change forever. Through all the challenges that come with high school and with being famous, will they decide it's worth fighting for?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 104,668 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A., Dalton Academy Warblers, New Directions
If It Moves, Kick It by yallaintright reviews
That one World Cup AU in which Enjolras is very good at kicking a ball around and Grantaire is very good at making footballers punch him in the face. Football (soccer) AU, set during the 2018 World Cup.
Les Misérables - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,509 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire
Never Alone by AldabaranFox reviews
A new mission and partnered with another Master/Padawan team, Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan are sent to monitor a dispute between a galactic mining corporation and planetary government. Still struggling with issues from their previous adventure and faced with new challenges, how will our Jedi cope when the situation becomes dangerous and spins out of their control? (5th in Ways of the Force)
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,833 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
Deuce by inthelookingglass reviews
Tennis AU in which the Les Amis are tennis players. As Grantaire struggles to come back from an awful injury, Enjolras battles to win his first grand slam. However, he's got competition, as up and coming players Jehan and Courfeyrac are showing particular promise.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,051 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire, Courfeyrac, Jean Prouvaire
I Only Have Eyes for You by Blackbyrd reviews
As Ryder rejects his own feelings for his best bro, he uses the elusive Katie as his clutch—but will the wizard behind the curtain spin a sweet spell over him, or leave him hexed with despair when she bears her true face? Ryder/Jake (Jyder), all rights reserved to Glee—just a harmless fanfic.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,629 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Marley R., Jake P., Kitty, Ryder - Complete
Death Eaters and Benadryl by Crowlows19 reviews
The Death Eaters have come for Harry Potter but this slightly crazy Gryffindor has plenty of tricks up his sleeve.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,234 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 1,238 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Lucius M., Fenrir G.
Feline by JingKikuta reviews
In a society where a higher percentage of Hybrids kills themselves due to bullying than graduates highschool, sixteen year old Kurt Hummel tries to hide his true identity and survive the normal craziness of schoollife. But when the bullying comes to a head Kurt is forced to leave McKinley and to enrol at the Dalton Academy, a renowned all-boys-school.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 91,076 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
I Hear You Calling in the Dead of Night by Sarahbob reviews
Modern AU. Grantaire cursed his own drunken uselessness; his own stupidity; he cursed his whole being. He carefully took Enjolras' limp hand and started crying. "Please be okay. Please Apollo. Please don't die"
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 62,912 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire, Combeferre, Courfeyrac - Complete
Legacy by ruth baulding reviews
* Continuation of Lineage series (AU) * BOOK I: Newly Knighted Obi-Wan Kenobi and Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn are sent to investigate rumors of slave-raids on an Outer Rim planet; along the way they grapple with ion storms, conspiracy, violence, invasion threats, and the greatest challenge of all: working as equals.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,054 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Don't Call Me Cinderella by yallaintright reviews
Princess Diaries AU, Grantaire as the long lost Crown Prince of Genovia. E/R, Courf/Ép
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,434 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Eponine, Enjolras, Grantaire, Courfeyrac
Belonging and Believing by EstelRaca reviews
Everyone needs a place to belong. For a werewolf, this is even more important. Grantaire had given up on ever finding a pack that would accept him and that he could accept, but hope springs eternal. He isn't the only unique stray that Les Amis come across in 1831, either. Enjolras' pack is determined to both fix the wolves' society and help their human friends win freedom.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 180,251 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Grantaire, Enjolras, Marius, Cosette
Multicolored by Trumpeteer34 reviews
As the Avengers slowly grow closer to each other, they begin to notice some oddities about their resident gamma expert, oddities that he is not even aware of. *Psychological fic*
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,948 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Lineage XI by ruth baulding reviews
AU! Jedi Apprentice. BOOK 11: The disastrous situation on Melida-Daan takes a turn for the worse; the Jedi dispatch a team to capture a dangerous murderer; and Qui-Gon Jinn and his former apprentice face the consequences of their rebellion. Series finale.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,029 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Lineage X by ruth baulding reviews
AU! Jedi Apprentice. Book 10: The war-ravaged world Melida-Daan is backdrop to a manhunt, an occult conspiracy, a bitter guerilla conflict, and a test of ultimate loyalties.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,247 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Obi-Wan K., Count Dooku - Complete
We Fall in Flames by Platypi-in-Ties reviews
Sometimes, roomates are a blessing hidden behind cracked leather couches and enthusiastic banjo music. Sometimes, even the most cynical can find his light. Sometimes, even marble cracks. Sometimes we find what we need. Sometimes, we fall in love. Sometimes, the memories make the hangovers worth it. Sometimes, the pants just need to go. Modern College AU. M for future chapters.
Les Misérables - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,466 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Grantaire, Enjolras, Jean Prouvaire, Courfeyrac
Lineage IX by ruth baulding reviews
AU! Jedi Apprentice. Book 9. A year after parting ways, Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon struggle to complete their self-appointed quests for enlightenment and justice.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,079 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J., Count Dooku - Complete
Restoration by ruth baulding reviews
Epilogue to Lineage VI. Master and padawan test the resilience of their mutual trust after a near-disastrous mission. In short scenes.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,191 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
The Things You Don't Know by Kenwoody reviews
Grantaire has a group now. A group of friends who accept him and like having him around. But it's all a ruse anyway. They seem to think that he's someone funny, or intelligent, or that he has something to contribute to their little club. The moment the curtain's pulled away, they'll know. And there'll be nowhere for him to hide. Part Three of the "All I Have Known" series.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,662 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
Unsaid Things by Strangerstories reviews
Wes Montgomery had been the Warblers' leader and caretaker for so long, he couldn't just drop the job. He was determined to bring them back together. But a single night turns out to be so much more when stories are shared, secrets are told and shadows are revealed. Can the Warblers be put together when not only the puzzle is undone but the pieces are broken?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Dalton Academy Warblers, Sebastian S., Hunter C., Wes
Illusions of a Hopeless Heart by groundopenwide reviews
When Hunter Clarington wakes up on his twenty-first birthday to find his best friend's name tattooed to the inside of his wrist, his entire world begins to crumble before his eyes. What has he done to deserve a lifetime of watching his soulmate love someone else? AU. Eventual Huntbastian. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Sebastian S., Hunter C. - Complete
Lost in Fallacy by Kenwoody reviews
Grantaire's motto has always been "it only hurts if you care." Of course, Éponine knows that secretly he's always cared. But it's just easier for him to play the strawman than to actually let himself believe. It's safer. Part One of the "All I Have Known" series.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,831 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
25 So Bittersweet by Soul-Jazz reviews
AU. 8 Years ago, they fell in love and they fell apart. 8 years later, they meet each other again. From being a singer who had dreams to be a doctor, she became a lowly secretary - and he, equally as talented, turned into her boss and president of a multimillion company. Slowly, the undeniable happens - along with it's own consequences. /Sequel of 17 Ain't So Sweet/ SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,058 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
To Spare His Heart by Valairy Scot reviews
An insecure Obi-Wan, a sick Qui-Gon and a terrible misunderstanding leads Obi-Wan to make a hard decision "for Qui-Gon's own good." Written long ago in my early writing career as a "JA style story" it's not complicated and is a bit predictable to boot.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,708 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
Asian Special Forces 2: Family Legend by X-xx-Sazza-xx-X reviews
This is the Squeal to Asian Special Forces S-unit go to England so Phoenix can find out the truth about her split personality and her family but she finds more then that and her self and her unit must face the ignorant males of Wales
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
A Coincidental Relative by Marie Elaine Cullen reviews
Jack has a brother, who has stumbled into some financial trouble and is coming to live with Alex and Jack. Alex is nervous about meeting the man, but it turns out... he's already met him...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,848 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Complete
Interesting by luvindrewfuller reviews
No one ever said training was fun but that didn't mean it couldn't be interesting, after all when you have MI6's super spy hiding his true identity and 20 CHERUBS doing the same, how could it not? Throw in K Unit and, well, who knows what will happen?
Crossover - Alex Rider & Cherub - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,962 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Even Jedi Cry by Valairy Scot reviews
Feeling betrayed by Obi-Wan, a dying Qui-Gon severs the bond as Obi-Wan heals him on Naboo. The backlash proves too much for Obi-Wan, the prognosis grim. Mace Windu takes on the task of caretaking Obi-Wan. But not all is as it seems. May be rated too hgh.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 188,303 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Obi-Wan K., M. Windu
Walking proof that Karma's important by ElvenPwner reviews
I KNEW making fun of the boohbahs would get me into trouble. After all, if i'd had GOOD Karma, i wouldn't BE here, now would I. Not for those who hate sarcasm. Nonsue. A Southern girl goes to ME story. Not a Legomance. NOW COMPLETE after 8 years!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 108,167 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Boromir - Complete
It's a Matter of Fact by thestairwell reviews
Kurt wants to enjoy Valentine's Day with his boyfriend. Continues almost directly after Heart finishes; written for Day 3 of Klaine Week 2012.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
How to Teach a Spy's Class by TribalForEagle reviews
When Scorpia makes a threat against Alex and his school,guess who's sent in to protect them?Yep, you got it,the SAS.How will they keep their sanity with the teens in Brooklands school?Answer is,they won't,with a spy and his friend hell bent on revenge.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,065 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Alex R./Cub
Deceit, Lies and Secrets by AlucardGnuoy reviews
A new face in the crowd causes chaos and throws both heads and hearts into turmoil. Vlad/Erin Ingrid/Bertrand Count/Miss Macauley also includes new character. Complete - Sequel Update Uploaded.
Young Dracula - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,302 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Complete
To Make A Silent Noise by mkjrhodes reviews
Music was Kurt's life. He loved to talk, sing, and make snarky comments. Everything Kurt knows changed in one instant; leaving him mute. Of Course, being mute isn't ALL bad...
Glee - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,626 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Lost and Found by AldabaranFox reviews
As an initiate, little Kenobi ends up in a world of danger in the lower levels of Coruscant. Years later when Obi-Wan is in grave trouble again- can the same Jedi Master throw him the lifeline he so desperately needs? 1st story in "Ways of the Force"
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,879 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Spartan Pride by Crowlows19 reviews
A threat sends five SAS units to Brookland School. Can Alex keep his greatest secret, one Blunt doesn't even know about, from being exposed not only to his classmates but to K-Unit? Discontinued and Rewritten.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,958 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
What Could Possibly Go Wrong? by HobbitChik reviews
A teenage girl in the Ward gets sent to work on a farm until an unexpected visitor takes her on to be his apprentice. Going through adventures only lead to one question to be asked: what could possibly go wrong? you'd be surprised with what could.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,376 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Gilan
Engaged by Dumas of Dale reviews
The girl's plan to set Kelly and Flash up takes an unexpected turn when his life beyond St. Trinian's is dragged into the open; forced to keep up the charade they must attend events as a real couple, but how long will it be before pretend becomes reality?
St. Trinian's - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,245 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010
Guilty by Clydell Humphries reviews
Bill Hawks shouldn't have gotten away with everything he did. So this is all my hatred of him rolled into one fanfic, plus me getting vengance on him since Clive's plan sorta failed. Spoilers for third game! Read if you hate Bill Hawks!
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Complete
Marriage, Babies and Hatred by anonymous23.19 reviews
It is six months after the Final Battle, Voldemort has been defeated but wizard kind is encountering a new problem - extinction. Enter a new law - a compulsory Marriage Law...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 127 - Words: 251,867 - Reviews: 1664 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009
No way! A Kim and Jaredstory by miilla reviews
-'"Kim?" No way. There was NO WAY that Jared could have finally noticed me. No way.' My take on Jared's and Kim's story, Kim POV.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 64,872 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Kim, Jared - Complete
G r a v i t y by SunshineGirl09 reviews
Moving from America to my home country Japan was never a bright idea. The highly unpracticed but very skillful hobby I excelled in was weaponry, so let's say I didn't fit in. That is until the crew of misfits from the circus took me in for the summer as a trainee. With this unlikely mob, I began to realize that different is good and Neji Hyuuga might not be hopelessly stoic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 86,448 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Teenage Kunit by X-xx-Sazza-xx-X reviews
Just K-unit as Teenagers with Alex in it and his cousin. But this has a little twist in it. WARNING: SLASH and SWEARING. PLEASE READ AUTHORS NOTE IT IS VERY IMPORTANT!READ PLEASE IT IS SOMETHING I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT! AND VERY IMPORTANT FOR THE STORY
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,925 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Snake, Alex R./Cub
Bathwater by xXBeckyFoo reviews
It's their 7th year,the Dark Lord's dead and the Death Eaters are all rounded up. Nothing could go wrong, right? There's a sense of peace in the air, but how long can it possibly last when the Ministry's throwing people together for all eternity? Curse the new Marriage Law.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,462 - Reviews: 1637 - Favs: 2,024 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Why Shinobi Shouldn't Read Fanfiction by Emerald Tiara reviews
A clear example of the chaos caused by ninjas finding fanfiction. What happens when a group of Konoha shinobi are intorduced to the horror that is Mitsuki, the MarySue?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,244 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 12/28/2007
The Choices We Made by Eleantris reviews
Hermione and Severus are faced with some decisions to make. Severus is given an ultimatum and Hermione is made to think about her rocky, empty relationship with Ron. But then Hermione becomes Severus' apprentice and he unkowingly starts to fall for her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 58 - Words: 105,826 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
King of My Heart by AmazonWariorPrincess reviews
Alicia has a terrible accident to which she is kept in the Hospital Wing. Only one person can save her; Oliver Wood. Summary is terrible, but the story is better! Written for my bestie!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Alicia S., Oliver W.
Christmas with a difference by Captain Holly Short of the LEP reviews
Artemis, Holly, Foaly, Mulch, Butler and Juliet are all enjoying the cliche days leading up to Christmas the usual A/H stunt until Artemis's family make a surprise drop in and a date doesn't go as planned. Epilogue: the wedding. COMPLETE
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,903 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Blackest of Tears by with-a-passion reviews
Sirius Black has a daughter, niether he or his daughter know of each other...at least until Alexa's fourth year at Hogwarts. Set during The Prisoner Of Azkaban at first...R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,002 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Sirius B., OC
My Girlfriend's Father Is An Ass by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
R&R "Respect. You're going to treat my daughter with respect. What? The same type of respect when she was five and you took her virginity!" "I didn't take her virginity at five you sick freak! Who in the world told you that?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
They're Here by InsaneNarutard0111 reviews
Being a Narutard in Japan is... interesting. Especially when almost half the cast from your favorite anime randomly show up in your backyard while the rest of your family is off vacationing in America.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,637 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Akatsuki, Sasuke U. - Complete
Mean Daddy by AnimeFreak218 reviews
Will he ever be caught for everything he's done? Just what has he done anyway? Tentens past is a secret, but what happens when a mission with the rookie9 & team Gai brings up her past? PLEASE R&R! My 1st story! NejiTen maybe other pairings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,146 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Tenten
Bothering Alagaesia by Emerald Tiara reviews
Saturnina and Michelle go to Alagaesia and annoy the crap out of everyone... when two girls from 2006 meet two guys from Alagaesia, you know some crazy stuff is gonna happen.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 57,985 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 3/11/2006
The Lost Bizzare Travels of Itachi and Kisame by Believing in tomorrow reviews
Ever wonder what happens between Itachi and Kisame during their mission to Konoha? Well wonder no longer! Introducing a parody of their journey to Konoha!OOCness and ItaxKisa friendship fluff! Rated M for cursing. Ch 9: Hotel Madness Pt 2! Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,973 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Shur'tugalar abr Zar'roc by Emerald Tiara reviews
Three dragon hatchlings cause three girls to be captured by Galbatorix, who will stop at nothing to force them to serve him... complete
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,391 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Complete
Uncle Jules! by Lulu-fifi reviews
Julius Root takes in Holly after an incident that leaves her without a home. What will happen? Dun dun dun duh! It's much better than it sounds I promise. Rating just in case. H/R don't like don't read.I won't cry.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,755 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Julius R., Holly S. - Complete
An Opportunity Presents Itself by CocoaB reviews
In a desperate bid to be seen as the warrior he knows he truly is, Legolas takes advantage when a chance to prove himself comes his way.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,319 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Human Limitations by Fireshadow246 reviews
Sakumo decided he'd reached his limit the day he tried to kill himself, but Kakashi broke those limits to save him.An alternate timeline story set Pre-Naruto. One-shot? Tell me if you want me to continue it.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakumo H. - Complete
Memories by Evilsingingllama reviews
When Luke comes home struck-dumb, it's up to Flora to get him talking again! Sometimes things are linked with the hidden memories of the past. Contains mild/major spoilers. T for later chapter peeps, and because I'm paranoid.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,723 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009
39 Days by Mussimm reviews
A challenge, a deadline and a mission. Fire and Wind are intertwined, the fate of their people will be decided in 39 Days. ShikaTema, NaruSaku. Rating may change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,702 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Temari, Shikamaru N.
Until Christmas by GuggaxD reviews
Temari is spending Christmas in Konoha while acting as ambassador for Suna. She ends up sharing Shikamaru’s apartment while there. This just may turn out to be the best Christmas she’s ever had.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,323 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
A Text From Your Enemy by Sister to the Dark Lord reviews
There is a prophecy concerning Draco and Hermione. Time is running out. Dumbledore has an idea to help the two gain trust in each other through text messaging. SlightlyAU DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,592 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Battle For Life by Tiro reviews
During the battle of Pelannor fields, Legolas receives a serious wound and is thrown into the Anduin River. Will Aragorn find him, and will he survive? Non-slash. Chapter three, last chapter!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,539 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Inner Death by Keldae reviews
He hates me, I'm sure of it. Obi-Wan's feelings about his Master's percieved rejection of him. Set JA era, slightly AU. Fairly intense, rating may change with the story. ***NOW COMPLETE***
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,786 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Girls Who Don't Wear Pointy Shoes by aleeh reviews
The tension between the Spook and Tom has not let up. Until they meet a strange traveller on thier way to do what they do best, but soon they learn that not everything is as it seems. Especially with Evelyn Hallow. Please R&R
Last Apprentice series/Wardstone Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/2/2009
a kunoichi's burden by AnimeFreak218 reviews
They mock us, call us weak. They have no idea... They have no idea what kunoichi are, never mind their strength. We are strong, we don't need to prove oursleves to them. Guys will never understand, the strength and power of a Kunoichi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,432 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009
Love, Liars, and Lilies by raxies94 reviews
Sequel to RRR. Shikamaru travels to Suna on Konoha business. He stays with Gaara and Temari while there. Shikamaru thinks that he and Temari are getting along better, but this Koji guy seems to be messing everything up. He's just a little weird...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,490 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Silver Blade III: The End of an Era by Emerald Tiara reviews
Ah, finally we've reached the end...Lila Skywalker is back in the final part of the Silver Blade Trilogy. With a new romantic interest, the burden of the Force, and two siblings, can she focus on what really matters: the Rebellion?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,461 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 6/20/2007
A Dream Come True by nagatokun reviews
Two girls who are hated ran away from their town and became criminals. Their favorite show is Naruto but the saying is: Be carful what you wish for or might come true... Rated T for swearing. This story was not completed, but it will not be continued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,016 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Complete
Chemistry by chuppa chupsz reviews
She needs private lessons in chemistry, he's the smartass... will the chemistry between them react? or will it be right? 24 CHAPTERS!COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,927 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
In Loco Parentis by amitai reviews
When Jack has to go back to Chicago to be with her parents, MI6, as always, get involved with Alex's life, and arrange a guardian for him to stay with. Alex plus unknown guardian equals... oh dear.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,398 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 1,124 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 7/6/2006
The Woes of Brookland by Crowlows19 reviews
When the Cherubs reappear Alex is forced to work with them in order to save his school. Will they get the job done in time? Sequal to One Strange Day.
Crossover - Alex Rider & Cherub - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,152 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Fallen Future:: I ::The Path Of Shadows by Emperor Andross reviews
The Jedi Temple is attacked by a mysterious Dark Jedi, leaving 5 dead & Qui-Gon Jinn's Padawan Anakin severely injured. But the problem deepens when the attacker is revealed to be a former Jedi who supposedly died on Naboo 3 years earlier... 29 BBY, AU
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,470 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J., Anakin Skywalker, Siri T. - Complete
Denial by Midnight Memories reviews
Sabaku no Temari, the strongest woman he knew, had fallen into an abusive relationship. Such knowledge just might send Shikamaru tumbling over the precipice of jealousy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,935 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
That's How It's Done Around Here by StoryOfMyLife975 reviews
The sand siblings shipped off to a prestigious boarding school? Not your average high school AU. Rated T.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,651 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
I Blame Iendil Ancawen Entirely by crazyroninchic reviews
A Mary Sue is dropped into MiddleEarth with every intent to wreck havoc. Join one normal, canon abiding girl in her quest to stop the Sue. Poor Legolas...poor Frodo...poor Fellowship!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,030 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
Sweetest sin by Goddess247 reviews
CH6 is here! Carmen and Gary really like each other but after all what happened they are too stubbern to admit it...
Spy Kids - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/8/2004 - Published: 10/20/2003
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Ex Umbrae reviews
Slytherin House carries a terrible curse. Slytherins are educated knowing that one day they may be called upon to infiltrate the inner circle of a Dark Wizard. But the War is over, and Slytherin has been given a chance. The curse has been lifted. However it is up to Draco Malfoy and his friends to restore Slytherin's name. Can they do it or is Slytherin forever lost to the shadows?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,273 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Draco M., Severus S., Blaise Z., Astoria G.
Alexandria Black reviews
When Sirius' younger sister turns up on the doorstep of Grimmauld Place, she drops a bombshell which turns everyone's lives upside down. **ON HIATUS**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Sirius B., Regulus B.
Wandering reviews
At 2989 years old, one of the places Rynna has never been is the Shire. Her close friends, Elladan and Elrohir have never had the opportunity to explore it either. After a feast to mark Eldarion's fifth birthday, where they reunite for the first time after the War of the Ring, they decide that's where they'll go. After all, how difficult can Halflings be? Slightly AU. Elrohir/OC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Elrohir