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Joined 10-02-09, id: 2102605, Profile Updated: 11-16-13
Author has written 13 stories for Pokémon, Fallout, and Red vs. Blue.

Okay, wow, I hadn't updated this profile since 2010. Time to fix that.

I'm still kinda scattered mentally. I still enjoy video games more than healthy. In fact, I've made it my ambition to be a game designer. Or animator. Something gamey or animatey.

Now all my RvB stuff is up here, since it has a category nowadays. Yay. Still the occasional bit of Fallout and Pokemon fanfiction lying around. Maybe when Fallout gets a new game I'll write some more there. Wouldn't hold your breath on an update for 'Tunnel Snakes Ain't Heroes,' at least not right now. Maybe in the future. Maybe.

I am about the graduate a university course on design, but have subsequently realised I do not want to do that for a living. Fucking luck, right? So I'm aiming for a game design course to attend next year, since it's better to have wasted four years on a degree and then pursue what you really want to do than it is to stay in a profession you don't really like for the rest of your life.

I have developed a reputation, particularly among the RvB Tumblr community, for being a jerk. Not in a 'actually a jerk' way, just in the sense that I can be... very mean when it comes to writing. But hey, don't take my word for it. Read 'Murderer's Row' and be the judge yourself. Uh, but only if you're okay with reading violent things.

I'm prone to being fascinated with things that other people find disturbing or disgusting. Hell, for my Illustration project I designed an alphabet based on diseases and such. G is for Gangrene! Which incidentally isn't really green, it's mostly black and this pussy yellow colour. You know what else looks really gross? Keloids. Note that this was directly after a project which mostly consisted of a drawing of a zombie apocalypse.

It is still one of my many dreams in life to burst dramatically into a room holding a thing of ham purely so I can declare dramatically "Did somebody order... A LARGE HAM?!" Besides that, I would also like to make indie games one day. Or animate. I've been working on and off on this idea for a web series but it'll be a long, long time before it sees the light of day.

Also, if anyone ever wants to talk or something, just send a message and be all 'yo, man, wassup?' and I'll be all like 'dude, what is up with you?' and you'll be all like 'yo man, everything is cool.'

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Kisses From Daddy by I Bought Earrings on Sale reviews
A look into the relationships between all of the preps and their fathers. Some good, some heart-breaking, some just plain weird and confusing.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,860 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 8/3/2009
Love and Marriage by Delicious Poundcake reviews
Mr. Galloway and Ms. Philips are getting married! ...And they've invited all the Bullworth students to the ceremony. As you do. A tale of tuxedos, tipsiness and tormenting Petey!
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,177 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Gary S., Peter K. - Complete
Christmas Spirit by Delicious Poundcake reviews
A Christmas Carol-style parody. Gary Smith goes on a supernatural adventure and learns the TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS. Well, er... kind of.
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,439 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Gary S. - Complete
Paper Trail by Delicious Poundcake reviews
Post-game. The story of the next year at Bullworth Academy told through letters and notes. Features multiple pairings, liberal use of cheesy humour and Gord being utterly FABULOUS!
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,491 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Peter K., Gary S. - Complete
Scars by Delicious Poundcake reviews
Each of Gary's scars tells a story. No pairings, although you might see shades of Gary/Petey if you're looking through slash goggles!
Bully - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Gary S., Peter K. - Complete
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Murderer's Row reviews
Prison AU. After killing his roommate in self-defence, Donut is sentenced to life at Valhalla Penitentiary. Surrounded by conmen, blackmailers, murderers and the occasional psycho, it's going to be hard to live long enough to achieve parole... Pairings include: Church/Tucker, Grif/Simmons, Doc/O'Malley, Sheila/Lopez and past Church/Tex.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 166 - Words: 521,520 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 7/24/2012
Families Come In Odd Sizes reviews
Some families have a father, a mother and 2.5 kids. And some families have two fathers who met at a brothel and their respective, unrelated children. One of whom is possibly an experimental buttbaby. Also cranky aunts who can bust out suplexes. Second story in the Brothel!AU, takes place after 'Go Fish' Tucker/North.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,223 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2014 - L. Tucker, North - Complete
Go Fish reviews
Doc didn't usually hate or curse things. But right then? He hated Church for giving him a gift card to the Mother of Invention, most well-known brothel in the city, and for putting him in this situation to begin with. And he cursed his own inexplicable attraction to people with crazy eyes. Brothel!AU. Primary pairings are Wash/Doc, Church/Tex and Tucker/North. More inside.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,748 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2013 - F. Defresne, Wash - Complete
Do Cyborgs Dream Of Meatpuzzles? reviews
It was one of those rare times when the phrase 'giving your heart to someone' was not a metaphor. The aftermath of the operation which left Simmons a cyborg and Grif a meatpuzzle. Grif/Simmons.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,177 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2012 - D. Grif, D. Simmons - Complete
Everything reviews
The war meant everything to Sarge. It always had. But sometimes he wished it wasn't so. Sarge/Tex.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Sarge, Tex/Allison - Complete
Piano Lessons reviews
Caboose tries to teach Church how to play the piano. It doesn't work very well.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2012 - L. Church/Alpha, M. Caboose - Complete
Night Terrors reviews
The courier's life hasn't been all sunshine and roses, and the memories of the Divide haunt him in his sleep. Ulysses and the Courier have a small chat by the campfire. Lonesome Road spoilers.
Fallout - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Ulysses, Courier
A Vengeful Tale reviews
Years after the defeat of the NCR at the hands of the Legion at Hoover Dam, legends of a courier who rose from the dead and slaughtered many legionnaires are still told by the Legion. But it's all just garbage, right?
Fallout - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Courier - Complete
Odd Eating Habits reviews
Boone has seen a lot of weird things in the wasteland, but the sight of his companion chowing down on the arm of a legionnaire is enough to give even him pause.
Fallout - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Published: 12/16/2010 - C. Boone, Courier - Complete
Courting Rituals reviews
Those who belong to the Legion generally don't need to court women. Vulpes is no exception. As such, his attempts at seduction are... somewhat different from the norm. One-sided Vulpes/F!Courier.
Fallout - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Vulpes Inculta, Courier - Complete
Devil Incarnate reviews
The Courier is a friendly woman, but she's not a nice one. In fact, she's the very antithesis of nice. She's the sort of monster who could put the worst of the Fiends and Legion to shame. And Raul knows this better than anyone.
Fallout - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Courier, Raul T. - Complete
Tunnel Snakes Ain't Heroes reviews
Butch was helped twice by the girl he'd always hated. Now Butch is set to prove that he doesn't need to be rescued by her. And it might be true... This time, the Lone Wanderer might need his help. Tunnel Snakes ain't heroes, but they repay their debts. No pairings.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,332 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Butch DeLoria, Lone Wanderer
We Hope To See You Again reviews
We hope to see you again." Nurse Joy says that to every trainer. But why does she hope that trainers and their Pokemon return to the Pokemon Center, when they often only visit because they're horribly injured? There's a reason...
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Nurse Joy - Complete