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Joined 10-02-09, id: 2102716, Profile Updated: 11-03-09

Hey everybody in the universe who is so unlucky because they are wasting their time reading this!! (That does NOT mean stop reading this, BTW)

About AWESOme (requires logic to make sense) Hey ppls I am Kate and listen to my self rant about me. I am the Head of the Cool-Squad,(C-Squad members: Me, Marissa, Sam who's my boyfriend, TJ, Maya, Jess, Hannah)

My Age: 14 and 3/4.

My Eye Color: Violet. Odd, right?

My Hair Color: Dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark dark brown. 13 darks. ;D

My Shoe Size: 6 women's. (Odd info!)

My Favorite Song: I like more music than breaths you take in a day. -not including your swimming day-

My Favorite Movie: If I named them all this site would totally EXPLODE!!

My Hobbies: umm, eating, sleeping, talking, drawing monkeys, stenciling, being odd, writing stories, reading, magic, bloodsucking, making up better names for myself, putting love notes in his locker, skiing, skating, talking, embroidery, drinking hippie tea, talking, listening to music, surfing the web, SLEEPOVERS, talking, being a chocaholic, talking, talking, TALKING!! Get the picture? (I like to talk.)

Things I Hate: Terry guice (our class aide), canker sores, silence, grammar lessons, bad report cards, Phys Ed, music class, Diary Of A Wimpy Kid, Vanessa Hudgens, Zac Efron, deaths, SPIDERS, being way good at spelling and math -I can't help if I'm nerdy-...

Things I Totally Love: Sam... sigh..., reading, wondering about the Bible, talking while biking like an insaniac, talking while reading Harry Potter, talking about San Francisco, talking about Orlando, talking about missing the Windy City, talking about how I

My Fave Book: HP series, Twilight series, Septimus Heap series, E. Nesbit's Books, Edward Eager's books, and Julie Andrews books.

Totally Awesome Quotes

"I am the type of girl who can watch horror movies and not get scared, but scream at the top of my lungs when toast pops outta the toaster." -somebody

"This this Bob, Bob says this! Bob gets runned over when a car comes by. POOR BOB..." -me (read only the bold when you get to a 'this'. takes logic)

"Miss Suzy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell, the bell was filled with dynamite which blew them up to hell-o hello hello operator give me number nine, and if you disconnect me, I'll chop off your behind-the refrigerator, there was a piece of glass, Miss Suzy sat upon it, and broke her little ass-me no more questions, you'll hear no more lies, two boys are in the bathroom, zipping up their flys-are in the meadow, and bees are in the park, Miss Suzy and her boyfriend are kissing in the D-A-R-K." -my awesomest best friend Hannah. (also takes logic)

"Sister, Duck fell of the bridge," -my lil 3 yr old brother

"Hey, your phone is ringin, hey your phone is ringin, he-ey your phone is ringing." -My uncle's ringtone

"Ho ho ho, who wouldn't go... Kate, why would anybody want to go down a yucky blucky chimney?" - my lil cuz Amy (5 yrs)

"My name is Harry Potter and I'm the king of the school, I'm better than everybody in the school, I'm hip and I'm awesome, all the girls know my name, H-h- Harry P-p- Potter that is MY NAME!!" -Harry Potter (duh)

"They're creepy and they're kooky, mysterious and spooky, Go on and take a looky, the Addams family! Their house is a museum, where people go to see 'um, they really are a scree-um, the Addams family!!-just wanna write this down b4 I forget this

"In my personal opinion, MissMonkey91 rocks!! so does fredsnumber1-girl" -me!!

"Okay. Everybody line up to make a speech!" - Professor May

"Help bunnies gain world domination!" -Maya's speech

"Ice cream should me the national food!" -TJ's speech

"Pizza rocks the world!"- Sam my boyfriend's speech

"I rock the world, you idiot!! -MY speech

"I like to swim!"- Emily-Sue (a perverted nerd trying to be funny) speech nickname Em Nerdy

"I should be in Hollywood in a photo shoot with Kate right now!!" Jess (I'm Kate and I rock the world)

"Let's all help Maya take part of the Bunny World Domination Program!!" Marissa

"The C-Squad rocks!" me, snuck back into line

"YouTube should be the homepage of every computer, nothing truer," -Hannah

"C-Squad, and Emily-Sue, stop it and say a speech! ABOUT DONATING TO UNICEF!" - Professor May

"OH, THAT'S WHAT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DO!!" -Emily-Sue trying to be funny again

"Emily, detention for an hour after school, perhaps you'll be smarter--more disciplined THEN." -Professor May

After School Quotes

conversation 1

"Wow, Prof. May ROCKS!!" -Marissa

"I swear that I shall only make humiliating videos about Prof. May once a week." -TJ

"Did you hear what Prof. May said to Em Nerdy? She said 'Emily, detention after school, perhaps you'll be smarter,' Go Professor May!" -me, the Great Kate.

"GTG, Katy, HH got to be done," Sam. HH stands for Horrible Homework

"LUV YA, SAM!!" -I call

"giggle giggle"-Jess

"Why are you saying giggle, Jess?"-me

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conversation 2

"I'M MAD AT YOU!!" -me

"Kate, why are you mad at me?"-Jess

"BECAUSE I'M CRAZY!!"-me

"Okay..." -Jess

"YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!" -me

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"Hi, Kate!" -Maya

"Define 'hi'." -me

"A greeting." -Maya

"Define greeting." -me

"Why should I define greeting?" -Maya

"Define define." -me

"No way,"-Maya

"Incorrect!! You'll get an F- on your Language Arts quiz." -me

"How do you know?" -Maya

"BECAUSE I'M PHYCIC!! THAT'S WHY!!" -me

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My Favorite Bands
Panic! at the Disco
Sum 41
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
30 Seconds To Mars
All American Rejects
Nevertheless
Break Your Silence
Never Say Forever
Better Than Toast
Beatles
Lost Prophets
The 4-Leaf Clovers

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Harry Snubs a Sue by MissMonkey91 reviews
OH NO! Harry Potter encounters a MARY SUE! What will happen! I'll tell you, SHE GETS SNUBBED! Really stupid, Slightly funny, Rated T because of the disgustingness of the Mary Sue among other things.
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Abby has a CRUSH on TYLER, the computer geek.... At least he WAS, in fifth grade. Does he like her back, though? Abby hears gossiping, but can't hear the names. She has no hope but can't give up hope.
Amazing Days of Abby Hayes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Abby H., Tyler