Origins of Insanity
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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Sherlock.

We have become insane, with short intervals of horrible sanity.


Who are we?

We are the Origins of Insanity.


The Origins of Insanity now have a Livejournal. This means that when we both vanish for months at a time, you may be able to see a short post explaining why, and roughly when we expect to un-vanish.

Our username is InsanitysOrigins and the nifty little link is , since this hopeless one (who is Mikki, not Rae), cannot seem to get it to work as either our homepage, or as one of those links that are actually pretending to be words.


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The Time of Love and Rogues by Maizeysugah reviews
After fools have meddled with time and unintentionally created a more powerful and immortal Dark Lord than the Wizarding World already knew, Lord Voldemort gives himself a gift in his past, a little brother named Harry Potter. TMRHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,261 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 1,176 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Blue Coats and Guarding the Rifts by Colleen reviews
You wouldn't think that Jack having a backup coat and uniform would have been a bad idea, but when rifts, hellmouths and Halloween combine Xander ends up in a great coat of trouble. BtVS/Torchwood crossover.
Crossover - Buffy X-overs & Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,163 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Jack H.
A Life More Ordinary by notevenhere reviews
Harry was left on a doorstep, Sirius was sent to Azkaban and Remus lost everyone he had ever loved. When the real traitor is captured three years later, Sirius sets out to make things right for the two people he loves the most. SB/RL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 268,328 - Reviews: 1812 - Favs: 1,525 - Follows: 1,449 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Power of the Grave by Hoshi-tachi reviews
AU First year. Harry wasn't an only child, but had an identical twin, who died at birth. He's been hanging around ever since.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 1,113 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Harry P.
A Chance Encounter by IodoRor reviews
Or, Muggle Transportation and Other Various Ironies. Regulus waits for a bus, and the Gods of Coincidence glance in his direction. AU Drabble alive!Regulus
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Regulus B., Harry P. - Complete
Illaria by Lady Salazar reviews
Harry Potter and his maternal grandfather were very alike. Pity they weren't actually related. Henry Evans meets the mother of his second child. AU oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Lily Evans P., OC - Complete
Sorted and Consorted with a Sorting Hat by hrhrionastar reviews
For the Conversations with a Hat Challenge. From Lily Evans to Scorpius Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 12,336 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Lily Evans P., Scorpius M.
Contemplating Clouds by Tehan.au reviews
Apathetic Occlumency teacher twisting your mind out of shape? Never fear, there's a charming young girl in the year below to twist it back in the opposite direction. Just hope it doesn't snap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,222 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 1,418 - Follows: 1,535 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1751 - Favs: 2,937 - Follows: 2,028 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Lose the Name of Action by seirios aster reviews
At Tonks's funeral, Harry is left to his own thoughts on the aftermath of the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Harry P., Regulus B. - Complete
Time Or Manner by LadyWoot reviews
Voldemort uses a time spell to keep The Boy Who Lived from killing him. In his weak state, it backfires. Enter 1991. An amnesiac 10 year old Dark Lord is signed up for Hogwarts, and can't seem to figure out why a certain green eyed hoodlum is their hero.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 130,006 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
A Splitsecond Decision by Crazy bout Remmy reviews
Dumbledore made the decision. He levitated Julia. And everyone burst into applause as he named her Saviour. Never knowing he made a mistake. Slytherin!Harry. Boywholived!Harry. Guardian!Remus&Sirius. Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,025 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 1,443 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Harry P.
Those Left Behind by Fox Murphy reviews
Green had never, in fact, been one of Regulus Black's favorite colors.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Regulus B., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
Café Désolé by Slash McSlash reviews
AU. Welcome to The Hog’s Wart Café, where the bloke bussing your table is a werewolf, the chain-smoking waitress can break you like a plastic fork, the neighborhood stray is wanted for murder, and the ghost in the bathroom is luckless in love. SBRL, JPLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,319 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Gone Swimming by Slash McSlash reviews
Naked on a tiny boat. In the rain. Light SBRL.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Once a Month by SilverWolf7007 reviews
James knew why Remus went home once a month. Of course he knew. How could he not? They shared the same dorm room, after all, and James was apparently far more observant than Sirius or Peter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/16/2009 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
The Law of the Jungle by Roozette reviews
Everyone knows the law of the jungle. NEVER come between a lioness and her cub. Not even death will prevent Lily Potter from keeping her child safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,888 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Lily Evans P., Harry P.
Founding Hogwarts by Rufus T. Firefly reviews
AU. The Founders of Hogwarts were brave, witty, loyal and cunning. They were also drunk, besotted, sarcastic, proud, lustful, jealous, conceited, baffled, cursed – and on speaking terms with an inebriated Glaswegian hat. Read the bits history missed out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 112,102 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Rowena R., Salazar S. - Complete
Chaos:Destruction: My work is done here by TheBonnie reviews
REVISED!PreDH-Harry has a visitor when he gets out of the shower who sends him back in time to his third year!He's 13 again, Can he change the future, save three lives, and defeat Voldemort, all while staying under the ruse as seer?Will he have to?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,432 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 2,225 - Follows: 3,060 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Harry P.
The Twelve Disasters of Christmas by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione and the others aren’t sure why, but the leadup to Christmas in Gryffindor Tower seems to be fraught with nothing but chaos, mistakes, and of course, Harry trying to be helpful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,992 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Such A Magic World by Starlight Disaster reviews
Harry hasn't been the same since his parent's death, retreating into an intricate delusion -- but Petunia visits him every month, desperate that one day he'll recognize her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Quirk of a Dark Lord by ShadeDancer reviews
Every Dark Lord has some quirk or another, here are Voldemorts. Sorta Slashy, no real pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,190 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Voldemort, Lucius M.
Pacing Out His Cage by Demus reviews
There is something of the lion in Edward Elric. Something that goes deeper than his tawny mane and predatory golden eyes.' Roy Mustang is an observant man, but he is not the one with lion's eyes. Hinted EdxRoy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Two Sides of the Same Coin by Ten Toes reviews
Petunia & Harry become a team, and Harry finds the wizarding world much earlier than anyone suspects. He hides his Slytherin self under the guise of a naive Gryffindor. He also hides the wizard friendships he made years before Hogwarts. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,091 - Reviews: 2241 - Favs: 3,984 - Follows: 4,780 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Harry P.
GaryStu Potter and the Philorcerer's Stone by Amaranth O'Riley reviews
In which GaryStu Potter discovers he's a wizard, fights Lord Moldywarts, and still keeps his hair looking perfect.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2008
On the Wings of a Phoenix by makoyi reviews
AU, where nothing as simple as good vs. evil. A summer spent trapped in Number 4 and barred from contact with his friends leads to Harry accepting an offer to correspond with a Death Eater. The consequences of thinking for oneself are far reaching.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 133,904 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 1,650 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Harry P., Albus D.
The Little Necromancer Who Sucked by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Harry is attempting to summon a spirit. He gets something else entirely. Luna is vaguely impressed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 55 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 2,254 - Follows: 1,090 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Change by Robin4 reviews
You didn’t notice what you should have, and now it’s too late. The Master’s thoughts near the end of 'Last of the Time Lords' on how the Doctor has changed. 10th Doctor
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Complete
Braces by Amaranth O'Riley reviews
James comforts Lily. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Very Happy New Year's by Amaranth O'Riley reviews
James and Lily ring in the year 1977. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/31/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Two Down, Five to Go by EverythingIsMagic reviews
After Charlie's seventh year, he discusses his chosen career with Molly. The rest of the Weasleys intervene.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Charlie W., Molly W. - Complete
Harry Potter and Here There Be Dragons by Clell65619 reviews
One Shot. What might have happened if at the first Task of the Triwizard Tournament Harry'sFirebolt didn't show up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Illusions of Invincibility by xxanglophilexx reviews
During warm summer days beneath their tree and in the field behind the Lupins', Sirius realizes feelings that he's been trying to hide, and feelings someone else just may have for him. RLSB. SLASH. MWPP. ONESHOT. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Fate's fickle hand by sinistersmiles reviews
[AU, Slash TRHP, Time Travel] Dark and prodigious Tom Riddle can manipulate everyone to his advantage until he encounters mysterious and enchanting Hadrian Beaumont a.k.a., Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,712 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
All's Fair in Love and War by Lexie-H reviews
ONESHOT. James Potter finds himself the victim of a rather unusual abduction. RR Please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/26/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
In a State of Denial by xxanglophilexx reviews
Remus Lupin and Sirius Black are not gay. They are completely, totally, one hundred percent straight. They just happen to shag each other on a regular basis. That doesn’t make them gay, though. They are straight. Really. RLSB slash. ONESHOT. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Cruel And Unusual Torture by finkpishnets reviews
Oneshot. 'Have you actually looked at this list, Prongs' Sirius asked, grabbing a crumpled ball of paper from beside his elbow and chucking it at the other boys’ head. 'We have to run and shoot and dance, for Merlin’s sake'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Whole New Family by Padawan Jess Kenobi reviews
Sirius goes to spend Christmas with James and Lily, who are married. They tell him there is to be a new addition to the family, and Sirius gets very, very excited... A cute little fluffy fic. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,523 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Butterflies and Lilies by Amaranth O'Riley reviews
It's Lily Evans's sixteenth birthday, and nothing seems to be going her way. She's had the worst month of her life, the younger students are being particularly annoying, and James Potter won't leave her alone. What's a girl to do? Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Aftermath by Amaranth O'Riley reviews
After the war ended, the those who lived must deal with the deaths of loved ones. This is their story. The story of the survivors.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007
Gamble by fwf reviews
If it wasn't Evans, he'd call it off and let them stew in it. He'd snog her senseless and be done with the whole thing. [JamesLily. Marauders era]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/5/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Humbuggery by Maybe the Moon reviews
Sirius hates Christmas. Written for a LiveJournal holiday challenge. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,828 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Futile by jennygiraffadil reviews
Remus is in love. He thought Sirius hadn't noticed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
What's in a name? by Cheesekakke reviews
Albus Severus Potter has gotten himself into a spot of trouble and tries to worm his way out under the watchful eyes of three Hogwarts headmasters. DH spoilers to be found inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Down the Stream by nine miles to go reviews
George . . . where's George? Fred, Tonks, and Colin share a moment while they wait. DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Fred W. - Complete
Marry Me by xxanglophilexx reviews
“I want you to marry me. Soon. And I’m proposing to you. Right now, ring me damned. It all be damned. Just…marry me.” Lily proposes to James. JPLE. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
He Wants to Remember More Than He Wants to Forget by xxanglophilexx reviews
He doesn’t like looking at the photographs. He can remember details unlike other people. His mind is better than photographs. So he packs them all away. ::: Remus reflects on Peter, James, Lily, and Sirius. Angsty. RLSB. JPLE. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Certain Kind of Madness by xxanglophilexx reviews
Sirius admits his feelings for Remus to Minerva McGonagall. Minerva decides to take matters into her own hands and get them together. After all, it's all for the greater good, right? Right... Fourshot. RLSB. JPLE. MMAD. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,824 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Apples by Mary James reviews
Twincest. Please don't read it if it offends you. One-shot, a little naughty. Fred and George are bored, and alone one afternoon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 7/16/2004 - George W., George W. - Complete
Of Envelope Glue, Twitching, & Two Percent Chances by xxanglophilexx reviews
At 8:10 am on April 13, 1976, Sirius Black will realize that Remus Lupin fancies him. And if Remus stops twitching and remembers to breathe long enough to have a proper conversation, he may realize something, too. RLSB. SLASH. ONESHOT. Some JPLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,127 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
150 Things I am not allowed to do in Hogwarts by CaramelBoost reviews
Molly Weasley, after getting tired of the tirade of complaints against her twins, has given Fred and George a list.. A list of things they are not allowed to do in Hogwarts upon penalty of death. Their reaction? Complete disbelief. Oneshot. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/30/2007 - George W. - Complete
Of Extreme Unhappiness, Death Glares, and Jealousy by xxanglophilexx reviews
Lily is Extremely Unhappy, James is dating a girl that isn't Lily, no, she is NOT jealous, and is it really that obvious that she is madly in love with James and would like to hurt his date? A fluffy JPLE oneshot. Rating for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,257 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Inhibitions by xxanglophilexx reviews
Sirius Black was not one for inhibitions. When he realized that he fancied Remus Lupin, he didn't hesitate to act on his feelings. Light, fluffy oneshot. RLSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Team PotterPretty Boy by aprilhope reviews
Harry, Cedric, and a story prompt of pantyhose. Funny, somewhat slashy story of HC teaming up in a Weasley twins' brainchild of a scavenger hunt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,982 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Anchored by xxanglophilexx reviews
He wouldn’t realize how hard he had tried to keep Sirius anchored to the word that he was drifting away from. Oneshot. Could be slash, could not.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
James Potter Almost Never Loses by CrazieDasie reviews
...but is always right. A not so innocent staring contest between the Maruaders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Cornelius Fudge’s Very Bad Day by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Cornelius Fudge doesn’t know it yet, but he’s about to have a very bad day.' Little bit of slash, contemplation of hats, and mentions of Albus Dumbledore's laced sherbet lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Harry P., Percy W. - Complete
Where's Death? by try2behave reviews
“‘Death is but the next great adventure.’ ‘Er, right. Would you care to put money on that?’” The consequences of a onesided bet between Aberforth and Albus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,964 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Albus D. - Complete
Caeruleus by Pagan Strega reviews
A Transfiguration accident leaves Harry in unusual circumstances. How will Snape react? SSHP of course. Creature Fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,387 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 2,400 - Follows: 366 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
All Hail James Potter by juxtaposed reviews
All Hail James Potter, or Why You Should Both Take A Minute From Your Incessant Shagging To Thank Me, You Ungrateful Gits: A Letter to Mssrs. Sirius O. Black and Remus J. Lupin, from M. James D. Potter. James was really the matchmaker, after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Illegal Necromantic Rituals by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Ron asks where Harry was last night. Harry doesn't want to answer. Ron accepts this. Harry freaks out a little. :D Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Mistaken Identity by Silver Pard reviews
Will the real Boy Who Lived please stand up? Snape is convinced that the second Potter twin is the one to worry about. Too bad no one else seems to agree. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 1,582 - Follows: 302 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Sanity by SilverWolf7007 reviews
I don't know how to tell you this, mate, but you're a homicidal, insane teenager with magical powers that make Dumbledore jealous. Seamus Finnigan.' In which Harry's mental state is discussed. Relentlessly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,053 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Complete
Hay Fever by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Remus hates summer. Absolutely detests it. And moving in with James, Sirius, Peter and their tendency to shed fur all over the place really isn't helping. Mentions of RemusxSirius and JamesxLily. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Faith by Dragongirl16 reviews
COMPLETE:: What if the wizarding world turned its back on Harry? Who will stay true? Who can he turn to? What will he do? A HD romance in the works! PreOotP AU! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 375,540 - Reviews: 5701 - Favs: 5,794 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 4/23/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Not Doing Nothing by SilverWolf7007 reviews
“Oh no! He’s using the double negatives! Should I run for the hills?” “You prat, Finnigan,” he said fondly. “Promise, you haven’t got nothing to worry about.” Oneshot. What is Harry planning?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Seamus F., Harry P. - Complete
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 1,620 - Follows: 227 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
A Series of Important Talks by Gilded Muse reviews
The converstaions of Peter, James, Lily, Remus, and Sirius about love, poofs, and why teenage boys should never be left to work things out by themselves. Slash. SiriusRemus. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,709 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/29/2005 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Are We Talking About the Same Sirius? by Demus reviews
Sirius Black is getting hitched? Rumour is rife and everyone wants to know who the lucky soul is. Contains slash. V. short drabbleficlet of 100ish words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Memory Kiss by Gilded Muse reviews
One Shot: Remus can remember everything about his friend. So much so it's almost frightening. SiriusRemus Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,970 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
And I Will Sing a Lullaby by LoveHP reviews
Petunia Dursley remembers something dark about Harry Potter, the boy she hates. Warning for neglectattempted infanticide.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
What's in a Name? by Musegaarid reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny discover a funny new name for Lord Voldemort, but You-Know-Who isn't laughing. Instead, he's inventing a new identity of his own. (One-shot)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/14/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Old Girl by Demus reviews
A TARDIS lies forsaken in an old junkyard. Bereft of its partner, it is dormant and alone.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Complete
Lesbians Don't Eat People! by Demus reviews
The Marauders, in the midst of some drunken revelry at the end of the Christmas holidays, discuss anarchy, homework, songbirds, cannibalism, socks and wossnames.Rated for a little bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2648 - Favs: 6,308 - Follows: 407 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
A Morning Sketch by Les Lapins Mauvais reviews
Just a little DeanSeamus cuteness. Mild slash. It isn't often that Dean is awake before Seamus...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2004
And Beggars Will Ride by opalish reviews
A boy lives in a cupboard, a strange, pale boy with green eyes and a wistful smile. Dumbledore's thoughts on Harry from PSSS through OotP. Manipulative!Dumbledore
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/17/2004 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
A Wedding That Will Live in Infamy by Meliantha reviews
It's the big day that everyone's been waiting for - Lily and James are finally getting married.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/4/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Howl, Baby, Howl by pancakesareking reviews
Slash[SiriusxRemus] In the days of the Marauders, piñatas were perfect for any party, sheets were something to ponder over, kisses were well thought out, and mistletoe was something Sirius Black kept in his pocket for just the right occasion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,333 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Stuck on Parseltongue by Molly Morrison reviews
Harry is acting strangely, and Snape may just live to regret prying the secret out of him. ONE-SHOT, NO SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,560 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 71 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Pigtails by Persnickety reviews
“I am completely horrified right now,” Draco responded blandly. “And strangely intrigued...” The ever popular scenario: Veritaserum in the Potions Lab. Slash themes. Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,809 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 3/17/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Grim Dawn by Robin4 reviews
Prior to Harry’s third year, he leaves the Dursleys, desperate to escape. But before the Knight Bus can stumble upon him, he encounters someone far different, and his world begins to change. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,007 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 2,046 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 12/22/2003 - Published: 10/19/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Brand New Shiny Red Bicycle by Marchioness Sweet Flower reviews
Little Harry knows what he wants for his 6th birthday. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
Beyond the Veil by Robin4 reviews
Sirius' epilogue, following the events of Chapter 35 of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Reunions, unhealed wounds, and remembrances.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/21/2003 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Little Whinging Primary by Kiara7 reviews
Harry's life, pre-Hogwarts, as a ten year old kid attending Little Whinging Primary. This is the nine months that come before the start of Book One. Some school yard violence, some random strange happenings, and a foul mouthed classmate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,290 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/2/2003 - Published: 3/22/2003 - Harry P.
The Watcher by Robin4 reviews
For years he watched four boys make their mark on the world, and later he saw them fall apart. How was Severus Snape influenced by those he hated—and those he would someday come to understand?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/17/2003 - Severus S., Peter P. - Complete
Behind The Mask by Fyrie reviews
Neville finds out just who was behind the mask of "Mad-eye" Moody, leading to some serious contemplations about his past and childhood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/1/2003
After Hours by Chainlinks reviews
It's late at night and everyone should be sleeping but not everyone is. Slash: Seamus/Dean
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2002 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
A Christmas Truce by NemKess reviews
Mild Slash HD. With only the three of them starying for hols, Greg plays matchmaker for Draco and Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,371 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/26/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Waking Cold by Chainlinks reviews
Slash, SD. Seamus, in his seventh year, has come to two major conclusions: Early mornings are evil and Dean is warm.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/1/2002 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
The Thinking Cap by Andrea13 reviews
Every year the Sorting Hat decides which House each student belongs in. But how does it REALLY decide?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 90 - Published: 11/26/2002
It by Fyrie reviews
A look at six-year-old Harry's life with his wonderful relatives (Similar to 'Boy')
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2002 - Harry P.
Boy by Fyrie reviews
A look at 6-year-old Draco Malfoy's life - in the style inspired by Jason Isaacs interpretation of Lucius Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,562 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2002 - Draco M.
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Black Madness reviews
Not your usual Potter!Twins story. When the wrong child is named Saviour, the Black Family intervenes, causing chaos and changing the fate of the wizarding world in the process. AU and eventual slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,966 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Truth or Dare reviews
When people get drunk, someone always does something stupid. This time, its Lestrade. He should never had bought a game labeled 'Truth or Dare'. Short drunken Drabbles.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade