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Joined 10-02-09, id: 2103026, Profile Updated: 04-10-15
Author has written 4 stories for Hellsing.

Name: Krysta

Nickname(s): Pointy

Alias: Lady Suicide

Age: 20

Gender: Female

Personality: I like meeting new people but I have trouble taking the first step in talking to them because my mind fills itself up with negative thought that linger and stick. My friends say I’m really fun to be around and talk to but I can be very scary when it comes down to it. I know I can be ill tempered but most of the think I keep my cool and try reason over rant, even if I really want too.

Birthplace: United Stated

Current Residence: Oil City

Bad Habit(s): I forget to write more to my stories or post up chapters. My sorry!

Like(s): Anime, Video games, Wearing hats, Walking, Sweets (I’m a fat kid), Reading, Writing of course! Singing, Drawing

Dislike(s): Freaking shots, Twilight, My Anxiety, My friends getting hurt

Hobbies: Writing, Drawing, Singing, Reading

Fear(s): Shots!

Height: 5’6

Weight: Sumo?

Eyes: Between Chartreuse and Forest Green (Basically a greenish-yellow)

Skin Tone: Whitish-tan (It’s winter I’m not gonna tan much)

Everyday Outfit: Clothes?

Favorite Anime/Manga(s): Hellsing, Naruto, Kuroshitsuji(Black Butler), Lucky Star, Hetaila, Inuyasha, Full Metal Alchemist, Death Note, Fruits Basket, Bleach, Fairy Cube, Legend of Zelda(yes it's a manga), Midnight Secretary

Favorite Characters: Rip VanWinkle(Hellsing), Integra Hellsing(Hellsing), Grell Sutcliff(Kuroshitsuji), Madam Red(Kuroshitsuji), Deidara(Naruto), Itachi(Naruto), Sasori(Naruto), Kagura(Inuyasha), Sesshoumaru(Inuyasha)

Favorite Color(s): Red, Blue, Yellow, Rainbow

Pet(s): 7 birds and 4 dogs

Interests: A lot of things

Other: I'm the middle child of three, I have an older sister and younger brother, I have a BIG family with a lot of cousins(a lot of them younger), I share my birthday with my older sister because I was born the same day just 3 years apart, I am a Otaku and I have a girlfriend that is one as well.

I am Pansexual and please if you don't know it look it up on dictionary.com because I'm tired of explaining what it is to people.

Favorite Videogame(s): Legend of Zelda(All), Left 4 Dead(2), Resident Evil(All), Dead Space(The first one), Mario Doudle Dash, Super Smash Bros Mele, Smackdown Vs. Raw(2007-2012), Super Mario Brothers, Soul Calibar 4 and 5.


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw MANGA so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist


Female Come Backs
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"

GUYS REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen


NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN!

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

"Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment," she replied.

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think


You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say ZAC EFRON
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say Im WEIRD
I say YES I AM
92 of the teenage population has moved on to RAP.
If YOU are part of the 8 that still headbang and love rock then put this on ur site!


FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

REAL SMART FRIENDS: Will get you out and say "i bet that was fun" with no sarcasm in their voice and ask why you didn't invite them

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Won't assist you in anything.

REAL FRIENDS: Will help you cause terror and chaos in the world.

FAKE FRIENDS: Won't help you in a fight.

REAL FRIENDS: Will bash their heads heads in.

FAKE FRIENDS: Are friends.

REAL FRIENDS: Are brothers.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it


Chuck Norris Facts

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.

Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Chuck Norris' evil twin brother, Richard Simmons, once approached Chuck with the hope of reconciliation, but at the sight of Richard's curly, well kept hair, Chuck Norris became so enraged that he turned green with hate and ripped Richard Simmons arms and legs off. This action was the origin of the Marvel Comic badass, The Incredible Hulk.

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.

Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.

Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father.

After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.

Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.

Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

When Ranma Saotome killed the Phoenix God King Saffron, Chuck Norris, being a half a world away, looked up in pride, smiled and said “that’s my boy!”

Chuck Norris has a Chance in Hell.

Originally the Joker was Chuck’s arch-foe, but one roundhouse kick later, his skin turned white, his hair green and he headed for Gotham.

You really want to know how Joker got those scars? Chuck roundhouse kicked him in the face.

The reason why Outworld hadn’t went for their tenth win against Earth realm is because Raiden threatened to get Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can defeat Darkside’s optic blasts with a roundhouse kick. (There os a pic of this on Deviantart.com)

Chuck got Sparda, Dante’s father, out of hell.

Master Chief is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris was sent ten thousand years to the past, met and married a goddess who in turn gave him a daughter. We know the child as: Sailor Moon.

Chuck doesn’t wash his dishes, they get clean out of fear.


Re-post this if you believe homophobia(I believe homophobia is hate or fear against homosexuals) is wrong. Please do your part to end it(Copy this and what's below).

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.


Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin' "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your straight isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!

FRIENDS: would ask repeatedly what your favs are BEST FRIENDS: already know and never ask just puts it on or picks it out.

FRIENDS: go with their date to the dance BEST FRIENDS: go with you to the prom and ditch their crappy ass date (if the best friend's a guy).


“The mind of a writer can be a truly terrifying thing. Isolated, neurotic, caffeine-addled, crippled by procrastination, consumed by feelings of panic, self-loathing, and soul-crushing inadequacy. And that’s on a good day.”

- Robert DeNiro hitting it on the head about writers, at the 2014 Oscars



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Sasha Braus & Hange Zoë are secretly in love in this alternate storyline of Attack on Titan. It's mostly fluffy, but there is some lemon, so just be aware of that.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22 - Sasha B., Z. Hanji
Hunters' Chorus by GinkoToothed reviews
What ever occurred between the Monster and the Huntress after the attack on the Adler? A relationship exploration of sorts. Manga-verse; takes place during Alucard's voyage to London. Alucard/Rip.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,901 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Alucard, Rip Van Winkle - Complete
A Thousand Years Wide by SuperAplusbroguY reviews
Levi was devastated by the loss of his entire squad, and would've given anything to go back and stop it all from happening. Well, a certain 'Shitty Glasses' might just have the answer to his prayers... but at what cost? A slightly AU-ish fix-it fic for all you original Squad Levi lovers out there. Violence, gore, swearing, and smut; beware! LeviXPetra, LeviXHanji/Levihan
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,361 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12 - [Levi A., Petra R., Z. Hanji]
Private Meeting by howlin4you
I don't own AOT! Hanji corners her lover in the broom closet for a different kind of private meeting. **Reader Insert **Fem Reader **Lemon, ahoy!
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Z. Hanji - Complete
The Thought of Being Caught by CanaanAlphardForever reviews
A little harmless flirting turns into a lot more. Hanpeto. Futa!PetraxHanji. Smut. Modern/Teacher AU. PWP. Collab with Turbotail88.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/5/2014 - [Hange Z., Petra R.] - Complete
Merche Funebre by TheNobodyofaSOLDIER
[Integra x Vampire!Reader]
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Integra - Complete
Terms of Engagement by Superficial Faith reviews
Integra discusses the reasons behind her husband's non-monogamy.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2014 - Alucard, Integra, Seras - Complete
Bronze Medallion by EmberSickle reviews
It's the end of World War One, and things in the american military base are just winding down. But for Flight Aviation Engineer Hange/Hanji Zoe things are about to heat up when she crosses Colonel of the military Levi Ackerman. This fic inspired by Drinkyourfuckingmilk on tumblr! A Levihan oneshot!
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Levi A., Z. Hanji - Complete
Winner Takes All by Whalefox reviews
Mikasa has a gift for Eren but gets called out by Annie. They decide to have a special contest to see who's better suited for him. Rated M for a reason. MikasaxAnnie.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/13/2014 - [Mikasa A., Annie L.] Eren Y. - Complete
Vengeance in Green by ShapeShiftersandFire
Integra was correct when she guessed that Laura's actions came out of a need for revenge. But the source of it goes much deeper than just a slight wronging. Laura explains her thirst for revenge and her history with the Hellsing family.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/9/2014 - Laura - Complete
The Sovereigns Rise by UnflinchingResolve reviews
When Schrodinger, Rip Van Winkle, and Zorin go out for a while and are "saved" by a young man who has some interesting traits who then joins Millennium what will they do when they find out he is a monster of Alucards caliber? OC x Rip Slightly i'm not good at romance.(Please note that the sequel of this is up and running the title is Omega)
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,818 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 3/20/2014 - [Rip Van Winkle, OC] Alexander, The Major - Complete
How to- Hellsing by ArchNecromancer reviews
Because I've rediscovered my Hellsing kick and I enjoy the fandom and all of it's crazy OC's- I'm going to help you improve them, and maybe entice you to create a Hellsing Fic of your own.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,126 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 2/16/2014 - OC - Complete
10 Steps on How to Write a Story by catsvrsdogscatswin reviews
Well…it's a how to write a fanfic. Here are a bunch of great tips, cheat codes, and just general rules on what you should and should not do for a good fanfic. This does contain examples from other animes, but don't worry, they're all thoroughly explained so it doesn't matter if you haven't seen them!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,404 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2014
Boys by GravityWolf reviews
Mikasa watches her Eren and her Armin grow up together, and senses something a little more than friendship as the years pass by. Eremin and Mikannie.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,796 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Armin A., Eren Y., Mikasa A. - Complete
One Morning, at Breakfast by JellyfishBlues reviews
"You are the lid to my boiling cauldron of hatred." Said Samus without sarcasm. "... Lovely." Zelda replied. :: Samus/Zelda :: oneshot compilation :: ongoing :: pretty much the best thing ever ::
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Samus A., Zelda/Sheik
Wanted by Mia Vaan reviews
Thor 2 AU. He had always longed to be wanted by someone. His mother, his father, his brother, said brother's friends... He never would have guessed he would be wanted by a once insignificant Midgardian girl. And somehow, he didn't seem to mind. Loki/Darcy.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,393 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 11/7/2013 - [Loki, Darcy L.] [Thor, Jane F.] - Complete
Giroro & Natsumi Present: Space Invader, Gladiator by LoveShattersWindows reviews
When Natsumi thinks she's going to have a normal Spring Break with her friends, she gets abducted by alien traffickers who want to sell her into slavery. Will Giroro be able to save her? GiroNatsu. Rated M for violence and sexual content.
Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 71,223 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Giroro, Natsumi H.
The Multiplayer Chronicles by Lonewolf685 reviews
Sometimes, the best stories arn't the ones the developer creates for us, but the ones we make ourselves. This is our story, the story of Multiplayer. Follow Wolf and other players as they struggle with the trials and tribulations of dealing with under aged gamers, incompetant teammates, and secretive clans.
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,851 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Complete
Maelstrom of Hellsing by scarface101 reviews
Hellsing has been asked to investigate a series of killings in Konoha, but instead find Integra's fiance? Naruto x harem.
Crossover - Hellsing & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,985 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Integra, Naruto U.
Can You Learn to Love Again? by SuperGeek3 reviews
Groose never got his one true love... Will he be able to accept another, even after their marriage? What is love? GrooseXPeatrice. One-shot. Please R&R.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Groose, Peatrice - Complete
The Beast Within Beauty by Supreme Distraction reviews
With the way things are going, Ino Yamanaka feels that she really doesn't have a shot at love. With the way things had gone, Konan Tsuki felt that she should remain single forever. InoxKonan; AU/AR Yuri
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,799 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 6/24/2010 - [Ino Y., Konan] Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
A chance encounter by AndromedaTheDeathEater reviews
She's at the bar...do you see her? The woman called Hellsing...
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Integra - Complete
Whoa Momma with A Side of Jinkies! by Robin L.D reviews
Johnny Bravo is the kinda guy who needs a smokin' hot babe on his arm that can keep up with his good looks! But what happens when he falls for the nerdy little detective? Is Johnny too cool to settle down with the right one for his heart, or will find the right one for his looks? Velma/Johnny B. I Know...Veeeery Random
Crossover - Scooby Doo & Johnny Bravo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,015 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Velma
Let Me Hear You Speaking by Blue Sky Noise reviews
She wasn't sleeping again. It was far from the first time Zelda had noticed, but Samus Aran was not the type of person you went to for comfort, be it yours or her own.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Samus A., Zelda/Sheik - Complete
The Unforgettable Night of the Knight and the Wolf by Karly-The Mexican Wolf reviews
BASED UPON MY SPANISH FIC "Una Mujer lobo Mexicana en Hellsing" REQUESTED FROM A DEAR FRIEND-Integra and Karly went to Japan in search of a retired soldier, and had some fine diner at his restaurant. When they return to the hotel, things start to heat up between them - WARNING: Yuri - IxOC - Sexual content - My first English fic EVUR!
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Integra - Complete
Opposites Attract by Kid Canter Greatly reviews
Cute little short before the manga between my favorite paring. Seasons are a bit off, but I suppose the idea is there... Read and Review, Darlings
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Rip Van Winkle, Hans G. - Complete
What I Was Hiding by ImaginaryDreams123 reviews
After encountering the Door Lord, Marceline joins Finn, Jake, BMO, and Princess Bubblegum to try to get their stuff back. But when stopped by a door, they all find the treasure of friendship and perhaps even new-found love. Later chapters contain mature material.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,683 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Marceline A., Princess B. Bubblegum - Complete
Yours and Mine by The Yuri Fangirl reviews
There's trouble in paradise for the unlikely monster couple as Kurumu wonders why she and Mizore have kept their relationship hidden from the rest of the Yokai Academy gang.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Kurumu K., Mizore S. - Complete
Renegade by Chinatsu89 reviews
The situation did not loom so much as float inauspiciously above her. KxS Yuri. Read & review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sakura H., Konan - Complete
Jinkies and Jeepers by kitten in the rainbow reviews
Velma and Daphne have tension mounting between them from an unspoken attraction. Femslash
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Daphne, Velma
Of Broken Hearts and Stupid Smarts by 9r7g5h reviews
They had both had their hearts ripped in two. Perhaps, together, they could make a whole one.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Groose, Peatrice - Complete
Curiosity by Kelsey Pearl reviews
Zelda never watched, until she had to. And soon, she realized it wasn't what she had been hoping for. Seeing her love fall into the arms of another didn't sit well with her at all.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Impa, Zelda - Complete
Swollen Soul by Syrasha reviews
Red. Beneath her hands there was no color but red, and with her first disoriented thought Peatrice believed it to be blood. It proved instead to be the feathers of a Loftwing.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Link, Peatrice - Complete
The Secret of the Witch by MousE0910 reviews
Why do the witches always wail? The reason may be simpler than you think. Rated T for coarse language and some very light yuri content. Zoey/Witch.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Zoey, Witch - Complete
All the things she said by Kane the DFWM Seme reviews
It was not allowed, yet they did it anyway. With crime comes punishment. Yuri! Crack pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Konan, Temari - Complete
The Crash Prologue by Alphathewolf reviews
A journal was found near a train wreck. Inside it spoke of the lives of three people before they became infected. Maybe this will give us an insight into the infected.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Hunter, Witch - Complete
What about me? by Chaosnecron reviews
Zorin's blood thirst brings her to a confrontation with Alucard. And Rip is a little more than annoyed with her. Rip X Zorin. No flames, Comment welcome! Chapter's 2 & 3 are up, the final part with be up as soon as I can finish it! Sorry for typos!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,751 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Rip Van Winkle, Z. Blitz
Blame It On the Whiskey by Naria Lacour de Fanel reviews
For some reason Rip and Integra find themselves challenging one another to a drinking game. Surly Integra is surly!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Integra, Rip Van Winkle - Complete
It's Imminent by Naria Lacour de Fanel reviews
There is something afoot in Undertaker's shop when Grell awakens to find Rip Van Winkle has come to visit. PWP.
Crossover - Hellsing & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,496 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Rip Van Winkle, Grell S. - Complete
Negotiations by Naria Lacour de Fanel reviews
Rip Van Winkle intends to have Grell Sutcliff join Millenium, but just how can she convince him?
Crossover - Hellsing & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Rip Van Winkle, Grell S. - Complete
Cravings by Naria Lacour de Fanel reviews
Rip Van Winkle has a craving for something, but only Grell knows what she really wants.
Crossover - Hellsing & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Rip Van Winkle, Grell S. - Complete
My Princess by Fragments of Time reviews
A ball is held for Princess Zelda to find her prince. Things don't go quite as she had imagined, but she still meets somebody...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Zelda, Midna - Complete
Roadside Romeo by Rudhu reviews
Kagura is in trouble with the FBI. But what could they possibly want from a flamboyant fashion journalist? Sesshoumaru/Kagura.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,694 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Kagura, Sesshomaru
Where have you been all my undead life? by Shego1993 reviews
Attempts on Integras life truns to her death or..undead life. YURI! I&S
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Integra, Seras - Complete
Hands of fate keep time on a heart shaped watch by DoingTrix reviews
Learning curves for many members of the Hellsing organization. Can Integra truely understand herself through this person? Does gender really matter? Can friendship stand the ultimate test? Romance Integra/OC Alucard/Seras & Friendship I/A/S/OC
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,726 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Integra, Seras
The Knight and the Mercernary by Gatita101 reviews
Pip and Integra are stuck in a cave and wont be out intill sundown. So, whats the interaction between a perverted mercenary and a knight of the round table who'd shoot his balls of if he tried something? IxP contains a little AxS
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Integra, Pip - Complete
A Little Lonely by dilang-anghel reviews
Set a year after the war with Millenium. Integra found a piece of an old painting. Seras comes in. Warning: yuri yuri yuri
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Integra, Seras - Complete
50 Things Alucard does when he's bored by Yami Maibe reviews
Hellsing vampires get bored too. Here's what Al does when he's bored. Part of the Boredness- Hellsing Style series
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Alucard - Complete
Hellsing: Rip's timewarp by Tina senpai reviews
Rip is just another of Doc's experiments so he uses her for his latest invention...time machine! She falls into the past and meets-...Herself! Pairing: Rip x new dawn Rip. Yuri. For a friends birthday XD
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Rip Van Winkle
Love song by Tina senpai reviews
What happens when Rip Van Winkle, Luke Valentine AND Captain Hans Gunsche get stranded and an accident occurs which means....snuggling! D: A song fic for my dear DA sis, Hana-bakemono
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Rip Van Winkle, Hans G. - Complete
Alphabet Soup for the Millenium Soul by VampireQueenAkasha reviews
The Millenium Organization teaches us the alphabet, with odd results to it! Only an M for vulgarity. Mindless humor! Good for a laugh!
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Complete
Midnight Reveries by Secret Myth reviews
Alucard and Rip Van Winkle pairing.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Romance In The Workplace by millenium warrior-15 reviews
AU. Rip Van Winkle gets a new job at a grocery store where she meets her old friend Zorin. When they meet all their desires resurface after so long. RipxZorin YURI AHEAD! CH. 3 and 4 UP!
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 8/17/2007
Fine Wine by MichelleKelly
Dawn!Story, Rip and Young walter, it didn't turn out like I wanted it too.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Complete
Midnight Dance by MichelleKelly
DarkWalterXRip. It's really AU, pretty much just a smut fic though
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
Guilty Pleasures by shanejayell reviews
Integra and Seres share a... unusual hobby.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Complete
My Favourite Things by Schemergirl reviews
Rip and Schrodinger eavesdrop on Doc... singing. Puts the 'war orchestra' in a new context. This is not to be taken seriously.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Complete
The Black Sheep of the Family by BookDragon reviews
Rated for swearing and blood. Looking for criticism. Takes place in a future, either Anime or Manga it could be set in. Lorian Integra Michaela Hellsing was a failure in every way. Until she met Alucard. Not a Romance story. A feel good story.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,437 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Complete
For Better or for worse by MichelleKelly reviews
Rip Van Winkle and Dok Pairing, Rip runs away from Millennium, leaving Dok behind. One shot
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Complete
Valentines Day, The Hellsing Way by kelles reviews
Rating changed. A series of oneshot stories based on the theme of Valentines Day the characters. Let me know if you want a certain pairing. AxI, WxS, ,RxH, PxS,RxCap, AAXH. [WIP]
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,958 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/4/2005 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Complete
Fallen Angel by kelles reviews
This takes place in the mangaverse around volume 6. Possible spoilers. Seras & Integra run into Anderson during Millenium's attack. This is a threesome fic with AAxSxI. Oneshot. [C]
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,568 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Complete
Rocky Hellsing: The Time Warp by Torahiko reviews
Let's do it again! A Rocky Horror parody, with Alucard as Riff Raff, Integra as Magenta, Seras as Columbia, and Walter as The NarratorGuy With No Neck Something strange overcomes the residents of the Hellsing mansion, and it catches everyone off guard!
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete
Anonomous by rampage tonberry reviews
Seres Victoria. Hopelessly in love with an unfeeling statue of a woman. And recieving one 'night' an anonomous note, telling her to stay where she is, and to expect company. Explicit, yuri.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/5/2003
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An Otaku's Wish reviews
It is rated M for later chapter's in the story. The title should speak for itself, it is of an Otaku girl and a wish that will change her and her friend's lives forever. RipxOC, Yuri: If you don't like girl on girl don't read! First story on this site.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,304 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Rip Van Winkle
Understood At Last reviews
What would happen if Seras was sent after Rip instead of Alucard? Will two broken beings become whole by the other or will hatred be the only thing they can feel? Mention of rape, you are warned.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Seras, Rip Van Winkle - Complete
The Cat, The Witch, and The Nazi reviews
One day Felicity Ira finds herself being sent to an other reality by the mad doctor to find a bunch of stunned Nazi's and an Krysta Zobushi who is in a relationship with the Rip in that Reality. Will the two girls fight to the death for the raven haired beauty, if so who will win? Or will the two girls put aside other differences to show Rip the time of her undead life? Yuri!
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,532 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Rip Van Winkle - Complete
Sun Burn reviews
The Hellsing crew take's a little break from killing the undead to go to the beach and have some fun.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Alucard, Integra, Pip, Seras - Complete