Gandalf's Beard
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Author has written 20 stories for Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Hobbit, Chronicles of Narnia, and Wizards of Waverly Place.

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Just a couple of basics. I'm Nonbinary, but too old and cynical to care about pronouns for myself--I answer to them all. I was born in the UK decades ago and grew up a bit in London and Poole before moving to the US with my parents. So in my writing, I shift relatively easily between an English dialect and an American one--occasionally unintentionally.

Though my preferences lean towards sci fi/fantasy, action/adventure, anime/cartoons and comic book superheroes, I am a sucker for stories with a strong emotional core and romance. Most of my own fics (even my smutfics which are only available off-site) are driven as much by love as they are by magical adventurism. The sex and violence in my stories is toned down a bit for this site and suitably written for teens. Mostly PG-13/TV-14 but veering into R/M territory occasionally--with the "worst" being no worse than anything you can find on Cable TV. Also, my stories often feature LGBTQ characters and themes.

That last part is worth noting, if you, like me, hate that JK Rowling has turned into Lucius Malfoy (a narcissistic bigoted billionaire Karen). If you're LGBTQ, or even if you're not and just enjoy Fem!Harry or "genderbending" Harry[et] stories and shipping Wolfstar--that sort of thing--and despise JK Rowling, but still like Harry Potter, then this is one of the places to be. If you want to read Nonbinary [genderfluid!Metamorphmagus!]Harry[et] Potter fics, I recommend my stories, Moments in Love (completed) and The Institute (a short story with potential future installments). Pretty much all of my long Harry Potter fics feature Wolfstar to one degree or another, and other LGBTQ ships too.

June 26, 2020 - I wish I didn't have to do this, but after getting a Flame from a Ron/Hermione shipper, l just thought I should put this right up front for any other Romione shippers who think it's okay to Flame Harmony shippers.

I know that most Romione shippers are cool, because most of my online friends (and offline friends, too, for that matter) accept Ron/Hermione and don't really agree with me about Harry/Herrmione, but they are secure enough in their views that they aren't bothered by Harry/Hermione shipping.

So this message is to that minority of Romione shippers who hate Harry/Hermione shipping so much, that they harass Harmony shippers:

Don't read Harry/Hermione shipping stories if you don't like them. P*-off and leave the rest of us alone to enjoy Harry/Hermione shipping in peace.

Site administrators, in their infinite wisdom :P , have deleted Hermione's Furry Little Problem--a largely Satirical story featuring consenting teens in loving relationships with each other. It was my single attempt to post a smutfic here.

Never mind that you can find numerous Sexually Explicit and Graphically Violent Harry Potter stories here with rape, sex between adults and minors, forced marriage contracts, torture, slavery, murder, etc... which have been up for a long, long time here (which is fine with me, as a believer in Free Speech).

Anyway, I've got it up at Archive Of Our Own (AO3) for those who wish to continue following the story. My handle there is Gandalfs_Beard. Just copy and paste the URL below to your browser for Hermione's Furry Little Problem. Be sure to remove the spaces.

h t t p : // archiveofourown . org / works / 2062614 / chapters / 4483347

This story is also available at adult-fanfiction . org, and hpfanficharchive (where it is currently a featured story).

Being British, I'm not usually one to toot my own horn, but due to the emergence of a couple more recent "Neko"!Hermione stories, I would like to point out that though I am not the first fanfic author to tackle catgirl!Hermione, Hermione's Furry Little Problem is the ORIGINAL "Neko" i.e. Catgirl!Hermione / Metamorphmagus!Gender-bending!Harry Multiple Partners story.

HFLP has since become somewhat notorious on the internet, and is featured on top 10 (-ish) lists on several online magazines including Ranker, Break, Mic, and recently International Business Times. And it is also the subject of a hilarious "dramatic reading" video on YT, in which one of the sex scenes is mercilessly mocked...


I am posting more explicit, Lemony versions of some chapters of Moments in Love at AO3 (Archive of Our Own). For access to these chapters, copy and paste the URL below into your browser. Don't forget to remove the spaces.

h t t p : // archiveofourown . org / works / 5204972 / chapters / 11997152


More explicit versions of some chapters of Damaged Bridges are now available at AO3 (consensual acts only - no non-con will be depicted):

h t t p : // archiveofourown . org / works / 11834394 / chapters / 26711121


More explicit versions of some chapters of Yuletide Blessings in Disguise are now available at AO3:

h t t p s : // archiveofourown . org / works / 14097777 / chapters / 32482047


Explicit one-shot,The Wolf and the Hound--a very pervy satire now available at AO3. It's a ridiculous, jokey, over-the-top, smutty one-shot that's even more tawdry in some respects than Hermione's Furry Little Problem. If that's not your cup of tea, do not read. Warnings and tags on-site:

h t t p s : // archiveofourown . org/works/18382811/43531478


For some reason, certain Guests (you know who you are) to this site think that they have the right to tell me what to publish. Guests have no rights here if they're Trolls. If anyone wants to write a Troll Review to a story, don't be a coward. Sign up for an account so I can talk to you about your issues.

Examples of Troll Reviews:

1) Calling me Furfag because catgirl!Hermione offends your delicate sensibilities.

2) Spamming my stories hundreds of times with idiotic rubbish about how brilliant and kind Ron is and how Hermione was the bully. Go read a stupid Ron loving, Hermione bashing story if that's what floats your boat and leave mine alone.

I am not an Ogre. I don't flame people, but I'm not going to be a doormat either. Guest reviews which are not actually reviews will no longer be tolerated by me. To be clear, I am fine with Guest Reviews, and even negative Guest Reviews if they're about legitimate story issues.

Memo to Tolkien Fans: Though the vast majority of stories I have posted here are set in Potterverse, I have a fic here you may be interested in reading.

The Adventures of Bilbo and Tauriel was originally written back in 2009--before the Hobbit films had even been cast or written--for a challenge on a fan-based Hobbit forum for which I was the chief moderator (the challenge was with another frustrated writer to see if either of us could actually FINISH a story and beat the "Chapter One Blues"... :D Heheh! I won).

This fic is nearly entirely compliant to the Hobbit and Lord of the Ring BOOKS--except for the addition of Tauriel, one original character as the villain, the epilogue, and a couple of Easter Egg allusions to the films (virtual cookies for those who spot them ;-) ).

At that point, Tauriel's character was being floated by Peter Jackson as being named Itaril. And so this story was first published as The Adventure's of Bilbo and Itaril. When the first Hobbit movie opened up a couple of years ago, I edited it to reflect the name change. Though otherwise this fic is exactly the same as when I first wrote it. I think it's pretty well cleaned up, but if you spot an "Itaril" please let me know so I can change it to Tauriel.

Fave Fandoms:

1) Duh... LoTR/Hobbit --Anything Tolkien. Though I have to admit, I don't read a whole lot of Tolkien-verse fanfic. Not really sure why. Every once in a while a story will grab my fancy though.

I'm a huge fan of Peter Jackson's fanfic additions to the Hobbit-verse. They make sense. If I was making the films, they would be very similar to Jackson's.

In fact, years ago now, I was chief mod at a site/forum which had been following Hobbit movie news since 2008--years before PJ even got the green-light from the production companies. I posted a lot of ideas which I thought would be great for The Hobbit movies if they actually got the go-ahead. Nearly every single one made it into the film.

At least half of them were direction and production ideas for The Hobbit, but in terms of additions to the story, or expansions of existing un-followed-through references in the original book (and the appendices of LotR), some of my ideas were:

Gandalf's Adventure - check

White Council - check

Dol Goldur - check

Necromancer - check

Radagast - check

Legolas - check

Hot Elvish Warrior Princess - check

Production idea: Pre-opening-credit roll with Smaug destroying Erebor and Lake Town - check

Production idea: Cast Alan Rickman as Smaug - came so bloody close on this one. Benedict Cumberbatch got the role, and his vocal delivery does have some similarities to Rickman's.

2) Chronicles of Narnia --Again, I tend to not read very many of the fanfics I browse through, but occasionally one captures my attention.

3) Harry Potter --I read a ton of HP fanfic. Even the crap ones are often hilariously entertaining. In terms of what I like to read online, the Harry Potter franchise has been #1 on my list for years now.

4) Wizards of Waverly Place --Selena Gomez as a Wizard = Total Awesomeness. Alex Russo was MADE for Potterverse. There are not enough WoWP fanfic and Potterverse crossovers online people!!! :P We need more!!!

Right. Well there are a whole lot of franchises I adore but I don't have enough time to read every fandom online, so I tend to focus on the above. There are some fandoms I am not thrilled with, but I think fandom wars are stupid, so I'll leave it at that. :P


Some of my Fave Harry Potter (Harmony) fanfic writers: Obviously you can look at the lists at the bottom of my profile for a complete list of fave writers and stories. A lot of them aren't necessarily the best written, but they all have some redeeming features which I really enjoyed. What follows here are at the top of the list for one reason or another, in no particular order:

Proganthony: for Memories of Love. Solid characterisations and an all around well-written story.

Mr Norrell: for Sympathetic Properties. Great premise, good characterisation, and fun execution.

Merlynthegrey: Great characterisations, very close to canon, and a very good writer overall.

Lorelover: for Always and Forever. Strong near canon characterisations, and another good writer

Philosophize: Great Fem!Harry stories.

Erbkaiser: One of the funniest writers of short humour fics on this site bar none. Great satirist.

Cloneserpents: Just because Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor is quite possibly the funniest novel length piece of satire.

EJ Daniels: Strong characterisations, well written stories.

Vance McGill (aka FurySerenity at AO3): If you like your Harmony stories with a strong dose of bashing and fanon tropes, he's got some of the best in the genre. (That includes his story Harry Potter: Neko's Mate, which was loosely inspired by Hermione's Furry Little Problem. So if you're looking for a smutty catgirl!Hermione/metamorphmagus!gender-bending!Harry multiple partners story featuring Lordships, Inheritances, Betrothal Contracts, Evil!Dumbledore, etc... he's your guy).

Robst: Because it's Robst! Enough said!

Herman Tumblewood: Another great humourist.

AngelaStarCat: Because of Blindness, a very unique take on Harry Potter, and very well written.

James Spookie: To be honest, his most well-known story, What We're Fighting For, is probably my favourite, or at least in my top 3 Harry/Hermione fics.


Things NOT to do if you have a Blog or Website dedicated to Critiquing Potterverse Fanfiction:

Do not have a silly (but entertaining) rating system which WILL offend other authors (yes--calling other author's stories "toxic" IS clearly intended as mockery and insult--even though I might agree that some stories are indeed "toxic"), then tell commenters on your site to express their opinions in a manner which won't offend other authors. :P

Especially after you have just TOTALLY ignored nearly an entire post in which I clearly stated that I NEVER flame authors!!! :P

In other words, don't be a bloody hypocrite who has trouble with reading comprehension! :P

Also, beta and edit your own critiques better. It's hard to take literary criticism seriously when you have a mess of dreadful typos and obvious misspellings.

Finally, if you can't handle disagreement without resorting to outright rudeness, and banishing dissenting opinions, then you have lost whatever modicum of credibility you might have had altogether.


On Alliteration: I'm a fan. Like any literary technique, it's a tool which can be used poorly or well, and like any other it should only be used in moderation (if in doubt, don't bother to use it at all. Confidence in your prose is a must). The degree to which I use it depends on the context of the genre. It works in poetic passages and humorous ones, and it can create very striking sentences. But overdone, it is just more Purple Prose. ;) :P

On Critiques: I welcome both honest critiques and heaped praise--preferably the latter. But seriously, I enjoy getting constructive feedback--whether I agree with it or not I always give it due consideration. Knowing what other people like, or what they find unclear, is very instructive to a writer.

However, as there is no adequate way to respond to Trollish feedback from Guest Reviewers on this site, I will delete Troll Reviews from Guests. I welcome healthy debate, and I do not mind having robust discussions. But I do not like to clutter up the stories I post with responses to guest reviewers, other than to explain things which I agree might be unclear, or to cop to a mistake on my part.

I do not expect everyone to agree with my interpretations of the books, but if you wish to disagree with me about my interpretations of the characters, and my deconstructions of the original author's material, get an account on this site so that we can discuss it rationally in chat.

Troll Review example: If you say Trollish things like: "I'd just like to say your interpretations of the characters and the books as a whole is so warped that I feel somewhat worried for you." ...or... "You can probably tell that I didn't get very far beyond your opening note." ... then you can be certain that I will delete your review and give it no credence whatsoever.

If you're not going to bother to even read my fic, that's alright, just read one you like better. Goodness knows, there are many, many fics here I don't bother to read for one reason or another. But there really is no need to be a Troll about it! :P

On My Critiques of Your Fanfic: I ONLY review stories which I like something about. If I don't like a story, I just don't read it. If I offer a negative opinion about one aspect of your fic, it means I LIKE other aspects of your fic and thought it worth sharing a constructive critique. I do not condone flaming authors for any reason.

On Canon vs AU: I'm a canon nerd (most of the time). I always try to hew as closely to canon as I can in my fanfics, even when the events diverge from the original.

In the end, no matter how much events slide into AU territory, I feel that the canonical integrity of the characters is what anchors a story--especially an AU one. If characters diverge from their originals significantly--even in AU--it becomes problematic, and there really needs to be a damn good explanation for it.

On Potterfic Tropes:

Most annoying:

Magical Cores: Totally NOT CANON... It's a VIDEOGAME concept which drives me insane and makes no sense--even in AU's because it undermines the fic as being a credible alternative to canon. And I may stop reading a fic if this is dwelled on overmuch unless a fic has otherwise redeeming qualities. Though, as always, it's your fic, write whatever you want...

Lordship-fics: It is stated a number of times in canon that Voldemort took the title "Lord" for himself and that it is NOT a wizarding title. There is no such thing as Lord Malfoy, Lord Black, Lord Potter etc. in canon.

I get that in AU, people can write whatever they want, but when you use the title "Lord," it undermines the plausibility of the fic as being part of canonverse or near-canonverse. If you MUST write an Inheritance fic in which Harry gains a title, and the Heads of Houses have titles, then the most plausible title for male Heads of House is Warlock--as in Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot; a canon title. And Witches in positions of Authority are called Madam in canon--so it seems most credible that Females with a title would simply be called Madam... NOT "Lady."

House-Elf "Bonding" - i.e. they need to bond to a wizard to live or for magic: This one actually pisses me off to no end. Folks, Canon is bloody clear - House-Elves are Magically ENSLAVED!!! They are SLAVES!!! There is NO "Magical Symbiosis" between House-Elves and wizards! House-Elves may enjoy working, but they didn't necessarily always like their "Masters." Hermione was RIGHT to want to give them the freedom to choose who to work for!

Again, for me, this is just a matter of maintaining some sort of plausibility in terms of convincing ME that your fic takes place in the same or similar 'verse. Write whatever you want to write...

On Britishisms: Folks, Harry Potter is set in BRITAIN. Your Britishisms don't have to be perfect, but at least get the basics right: It's MUM, not Mom, and it's ARSE, not Ass. Please work on this... For folks in Britain and countries that are still part of the Commonwealth, it's very distracting to read Mom, and Ass, and takes us right out of the story.

On Alternate Romantic/Sexual Pairings: Some require more work than others. In my opinion, Dramione, Drarry, Snamione, and Snarry are utterly implausible within canon or near-canon characterisations (goes for Romione too in my current views) and must necessarily be OoC for the pairing to work.

I mean Dramione - seriously??? The little Hitler Youth dude with Homicidal Tendencies who hoped that Hermione would be murdered by a Basilisk, called her Mudblood at every opportunity, and who stomped on Harry's face than went on a murderous rampage in HBP (which was thankfully unsuccessful)? You want to put THAT guy with Hermione - the wizard world's equivalent of a Jewish girl??? It doesn't make any sense, and is kind of gross! There is no way in hell that canon Hermione would fall for Draco - or Draco for Hermione either!

But what the hell. It's a Merry Multiverse. If think you can make it work in your fic, go for it. I'm just another random opinion-spewer, and as I say below, everyone is welcome to their own fantasies. There's room for all of us in the fandom!

On Draco Malfoy: Beyond the obvious fact that Tom Felton is a hottie, I don't really get all the Draco love. Draco is straight up Hitler Youth. A vile, cowardly, bullying, racist, with homicidal tendencies, and with almost no indication in the books that he is in fact redeemable (despite what Rowling claims after the fact on Pottermore, which somewhat contradicts other statements that she has made regarding Draco--but then consistency has never been one of Rowling's strong suits). In my ever so humble opinion (haha!), it's a real stretch and grasping at straws to point to Draco's one, single, vaguely not evil act in the entire series (appearing to be vaguely conflicted when he identifies the trio when they're captured at Malfoy Manor. It's more likely that he's just hopeful that they might rescue him from Voldy if they escape) and point to it as a sign that he's redeemable.

"But wait," you say, "What about not killing Dumbledore?"

Well, Draco's just spent an entire year trying to assassinate Dumbledore from afar, and in the process nearly murdering Katie Bell and Ron Weasley (and barely missing Slughorn). But in keeping with Draco's cowardly nature, when he has to kill his victim while looking him in the eye, he can't do it. Draco doesn't really have an issue with other people doing his dirty work for him, or attacking someone when they're not looking (as Draco does when Harry's back is turned in GoF). Draco would have been perfectly happy in second year if the basilisk had killed Hermione and Harry.

"But... but... the Final Battle...?" you sputter. You mean the Final Battle in which Draco tries to attack Harry just to get his wand back? The Final Battle in which Draco reverts to his cowardly, evil form and plays both sides just to save his own skin no matter who wins (thus proving that he is beyond redemption)? Yeah... thought so!

Well anyway, who am I to stomp on other people's fantasies? Goodness knows I have plenty of my own. By all means, continue to enjoy yourself some Hot!Draco lovin'... ;)

On Slytherin House: It would be a mistake to assume that all Slytherins are evil, or that they are all racist scum. And as we know, characters with racist tendencies, poor judgment, and ill-intent can be found in all Hogwarts Houses. Peter Pettigrew is a perfect example of a Gryffindor gone Dark! And we know that Slytherin Horace Slughorn is actually a decent guy at heart, and that Snape and Regulus Black have some redeeming qualities and eventually switched sides (though frankly, despite Snape changing sides, it's clear that he's still a grade A douchebag, a bitter, petulant, childish, vindictive man who has no business teaching children).

It's a shame that Rowling couldn't see fit to depict a couple more Slytherin characters who were "good guys" - students during Harry's time at Hogwarts - and have them ally with Harry and friends.

But having said that, there's a reason that Slytherin House has a worse reputation than the other Houses. It was founded by Salazar Slytherin with the STRICT INTENT of ONLY serving the Purest of Blood... No Muggleborns allowed! Unlike in the other Houses, Racism against muggles and muggleborn is thus ENCOURAGED as a Virtue in Slytherin House.

Imagine for a moment that Hogwarts is actually a non-magic boarding school set in the real world, and that one of it's Houses is Hitler House. And thus the problem is suddenly made perfectly clear! :P

On the House System at Hogwarts in general: The worst idea in the history of terrible ideas at Hogwarts. Yeah, I know it's sacrilege to say that, but when it comes right down to it, the House system encourages the worst behaviour of ALL its students, not just Slytherin House. The "competitive atmosphere" it creates is not at all a healthy environment for fostering camaraderie and solidarity. It encourages division and prejudice, and as Hogwarts has served wizarding Britain for a thousand years, it affects the entire society.

For a more in-depth analysis, the following Thesis is an excellent examination of the issue. There are a couple of minor errors, and I don't necessarily agree 100%, but it makes a number of salient points, and its overall position is sound:

h t t p : / / skemman . is / stream/get/1946/24437/55850/1 BA_Ritger_Helga_Jonsdottir_PDF . pdf

On Mary Sues: This is fanfiction. The entire exercise is a "Mary Sue" more or less by definition. :P

Just write what you like. If you like it, other people will too. Pay no attention to the hecklers.

Having said that, I'm not a fan of OC's as central protagonists (but OC's as villains or secondary/tertiary characters I'm totally cool with), and I'm not a fan of OoC characterisations (most of the time) which turn a canon character into a Mary-Sue. If I think your story is too "Mary Sueish" for me, I just won't read it. But I won't annoy you or flame you. I'm not a heckler (though I might have a laugh with some friends elsewhere :P ).

*Things I like which make me want to keep reading a story:

1) Clear writing... too much purple prose can be distracting from the action. Less is More. And one can often weave a nice descriptor into the action itself. (Having said that, fanfic readers in general tend to like purple prose, so I myself have written at least one fanfic in which I pile it on a bit thick - notably, it's one of my most popular stories. Knowing your audience is key).

2) A plot (even a one-shot should at least have a theme with some sort of resolution at the end). Though if it's short, I'll read it anyway and appreciate it for what it is... which is usually a character sketch. This doesn't have to apply to porn though which can be anything and still entertaining.

3) This really should be #1. SHORTER paragraphs... word blockades make my eyes glaze over and I quickly move down the list of the fanfic browser to the next story. On a site with wide pages like this, a paragraph really shouldn't be more than four or five lines at most. Similarly that leads to...

4) Chapters that are 2000 to 4000 words in the beginning chapters when I'm trying to decide if a story is worth following.

5) Forward plot movement in most chapters (sometimes it's fun to take a chapter off and give the characters a breather though). Too much fluff can be distracting and/or boring. This doesn't necessarily apply to Comedy, Romance, and/or Smutfics.

6) Sex... If it's porn I don't care if it's gay or straight, romantic or nasty. Some of it's good but most of it sucks. But even the crap ones can be hilariously entertaining. :D Keep 'em coming (so to speak).

But if it's in a story, I like it to make sense in the context that the story is written. Frankly, even mild descriptions of sexual activity in a non-porn setting can often end up sounding like badly written porn which doesn't belong. It is not only uncomfortable to read, but it also distracts from the flow of the story.

So, how do you write a sex scene in a Romance or Drama which doesn't sound tawdry and is uncomfortable to read?

When in doubt, Less is More is my motto. You don't need a sexual play by play like it's a football match. You don't need bad cliches and florid language like "throbbing members" and "heaving bosoms." And "nasty" talk should only be placed in the mouths of characters who are "nasty" (otherwise it just seems grotesquely out of place, and out of character).

Focus on the emotional content and smaller sensual actions like a kiss or a touch, and leave the rest to the imagination. When the actions are described, the context of the style of the rest of the story should determine the sort of language used. A lot of the time, sex scenes are written in such a completely different style they stick out even more than they should.

If there is a sort of Heavy Metal/Cartoony/Anime vibe to a story though, then all bets are off. Have at it. Graphic scenes of sex and violence are a huge part of those genres. Again, for me, context is everything.

*These aren't "rules" per se, just things I like when I read something. Knowing what I like and what works is hopefully making me a better fiction writer.

Sometimes stories I read aren't at all like the above, but I still might enjoy them.


Harmony shipping makes far more sense than Romione. This is the HEAVILY REVISED (i.e. Rantified ;-) ) essay portion of...

How Harry Potter Should Have Ended? Essay and "Fan-fiction" Experiment


Watson: I thought we should discuss Hermione… I’m sure you’ve heard this a million times but now that you have written the books, do you have a new perspective on how you relate to Hermione and the relationship you have with her or had with her?

Rowling: I know that Hermione is incredibly recognizable to a lot of readers and yet you don’t see a lot of Hermiones in film or on TV except to be laughed at. I mean that the intense, clever, in some ways not terribly self-aware, girl is rarely the heroine and I really wanted her to be the heroine. She is part of me, although she is not wholly me. I think that is how I might have appeared to people when I was younger, but that is not really how I was inside.

What I will say is that I wrote the Hermione/Ron relationship as a form of wish fulfillment. That’s how it was conceived, really. For reasons that have very little to do with literature and far more to do with me clinging to the plot as I first imagined it, Hermione with Ron.

(emphasis added. i.e. Rowling is admitting that she AU'ed her own story. Harmony is clearly the canonical outcome as I will demonstrate)

Watson: Ah.

Rowling: I know, I’m sorry, I can hear the rage and fury it might cause some fans, but if I’m absolutely honest, distance has given me perspective on that. It was a choice I made for very personal reasons, not for reasons of credibility. Am I breaking people’s hearts by saying this? I hope not.

Watson: I don’t know. I think there are fans out there who know that too and who wonder whether Ron would have really been able to make her happy.

Rowling: Yes exactly.

Watson: And vice versa.

Rowling: It was a young relationship. I think the attraction itself is plausible but the combative side of it… I’m not sure you could have got over that in an adult relationship, there was too much fundamental incompatibility. I can’t believe we are saying all of this – this is Potter heresy!

In some ways Hermione and Harry are a better fit, and I’ll tell you something very strange. When I wrote Hallows, I felt this quite strongly when I had Hermione and Harry together in the tent! I hadn’t told [Steven] Kloves that and when he wrote the script he felt exactly the same thing at exactly the same point.

Watson: This is just so interesting because when I was doing the scene, I said to David [Heyman: “This isn’t in the book, she didn’t write this.” I’m not sure I am comfortable insinuating something however subtle it is!

Rowling: Yes, but David and Steve – they felt what I felt when writing it.

Watson: That is so strange.

Rowling: And actually I liked that scene in the film, because it was articulating something I hadn’t said but I had felt. I really liked it and I thought that it was right. I think you do feel the ghost of what could have been in that scene.

Watson: It’s a really haunting scene. It is funny because it really divided people. Some people loved that scene and some people really didn’t.

Rowling: Yes, some people utterly hated it. But that is true of so many really good scenes in books and films; they evoke that strong positive/negative feeling. I was fine with it, I liked it.

Watson: I remember really loving shooting those scenes that don’t have any dialogue, where you are just kind of trying to express a moment in time and a feeling without saying anything. It was just Dan and I spontaneously sort of trying to convey an idea and it was really fun.

Rowling: And you got it perfectly, you got perfectly the sort of mixture of awkwardness and genuine emotion, because it teeters on the edge of “What are we doing? Oh come on let’s do it anyway,” which I thought was just right for that time.

Watson: I think it was just the sense that in the moment they needed to be together and be kids and raise each others morale.

Rowling: That is just it, you are so right. All this says something very powerful about the character of Hermione as well. Hermione was the one that stuck with Harry all the way through that last installment, that very last part of the adventure. It wasn’t Ron, which also says something very powerful about Ron. He was injured in a way, in his self-esteem, from the start of the series. He always knew he came second to fourth best, and then he had to make friends with the hero of it all and that’s a hell of a position to be in, eternally overshadowed. So Ron had to act out in that way at some point.

But Hermione’s always there for Harry. I remember you sent me a note after you read Hallows and before you starting shooting, and said something about that, because it was Hermione’s journey as much as Harry’s at the end.

Watson: I completely agree and the fact that they were true equals and the fact that she really said goodbye to her family makes it her sacrifice too.

Rowling: Yes, her sacrifice was massive, completely. A very calculated act of bravery. That is not an “in the moment” act of bravery where emotion carries you through, that is a deliberate choice.

Watson: Exactly.

Rowling: I love Hermione.

Watson: I love her too.


Just to be clear : I DON'T HATE RON! This is not an Anti-Ron Rant per ser! THIS IS AN ANTI ROMIONE RANT!

It might seem like an Anti-Ron Rant, but it is actually an ANALYSIS of all of the factors which make Ron and Hermione a TERRIBLE PAIRING,

and of all of the factors which make HARRY AND HERMIONE the ONLY PAIRING which makes any sense!

It is NOT RON BASHING to point out all of Ron's MANY MANY FLAWS as they APPEAR IN THE BOOKS!

Ron is NOT the most loyal friend to either Harry or Hermione that Ron Fans pretend that he is!

If you don't like hearing the facts about Ron, then TAKE IT UP WITH ROWLING!

She's the one who WROTE HIM this way!

Rowling is the ORIGINAL "Ron Basher!"


In the wake of JK Rowling’s recent revelations (as of 2014) that she felt she might have made a mistake, and that Harry and Hermione were better suited than Ron and Hermione, I find myself agreeing wholeheartedly. When I first read the books I thought they were a work of genius that would stand the test of time on a shelf next to Narnia and Middle Earth. Make no mistake; I still do feel this way. But now, with a bit of distance, I can sit back and view them with perhaps a more critical eye and admit to a few long held misgivings.

I have read the books again since then (multiple times) to see if my earlier conceptions of the Potter series still holds up to me (and I have rewatched all the films multiple times too, for comparison). And it is clear that though the series is still a work of genius in many respects, it is nonetheless a flawed work of genius!

I have understood implicitly from the start the mythic and metaphoric thematic connections that Rowling was making with the Harry/ Ginny pairing. Ginevra is Guinevere to Harry’s Arthur (not sure if that was consciously intended). Ginny with her red hair also represents Lily as Harry does his own father (I am certain that this was intended). And in those senses, perhaps the story ended up just as it should have. But I do recall feeling disappointed that Harry and Hermione never ended up together, despite my adoration of the series. I still do feel that way.

Ron had clear issues with inadequacy and jealousy, and his sense of humour was occasionally more than a little bit cruel. His lack of interest in social justice for non-humans also displayed a level of insensitivity which could surely not be easily overcome by social-justice-advocate Hermione. Rowling was brilliant however, at forging this believably stormy relationship steadily over 7 books. Though it is apparently that very storminess which Rowling herself has come to realise would make a more long-term pairing for Ron with Hermione inevitably unworkable. Ron didn’t even realise until the middle of book 4 (GoF) that he liked liked Hermione (though there are already clues to the future intentions of the author from at least the second book on, to the patient reader).

And even then, Ron continually fell flat on his face, hoisted on his own petard of churlish behaviour. His relationship with Lavender in book 6 (HBP) was instigated more out of spite towards his own sister and Hermione than it was for any particular affection for “Lav Lav.” None of this is to take away from the inherent decency of Ron’s character, but it shows that as loyal and brave of a friend that Ron could be at times, it only went so far--and could only continue to go so far as long as he has unresolved issues.

This is evidenced several times throughout the series, most notably when Ron ditched Harry in GoF, and even more significantly when he ditched Harry and Hermione both in Deathly Hallows. It is true that Ron eventually returned shamefaced, but it is only because he left in the first place that he had to return. I frankly don’t see that Ron had any potential for any long-term romantic relationships until he worked through his problems.

Anybody who leaves their girlfriend in the middle of a war zone when any of them could be captured, tortured, raped and/or killed at any moment has stepped over a line which they can't come back from in real life. Forgiveness if it comes, will come at the end of a good-bye note. :P

Despite all, I do think the stormy (terrible) relationship between Ron and Hermione was extremely well developed and well written for the most part. I’m sorry to say, from a critical literary perspective, that Ginny and Harry didn’t fare so well. In regards to their personae, they seem like a reasonably workable pair at face value, but the relationship is not at all developed over the span of the series, and the writing seems forced when Harry and Ginny finally do “hook-up.”

Clunky phrases like “It was as though something large and scaly erupted into life in Harry’s stomach, clawing at his insides...” (*facepalm* Aaaaaaaaaargh!!! :P The description sounds like something out of a bad Harlequin romance) are inserted to clumsily convey an untapped reserve of romantic feelings regarding Ginny which had not existed hitherto in 5 1/2 books.

All of a sudden, a previously secondary (mostly tertiary) character was thrust into a primary role, which Rowling had unfortunately left until almost the last book to attempt to correct. Jo is right to now also question matching up a primary character with a secondary character from a strictly literary point of view. From a literary perspective, the lead male character gets the lead female character at the end (though as many Potter fan-fic writers can attest to [like Drarry ‘shippers’] nowadays the gender pairings can be more “flexible”).

And as far as workable pairings go, besides the fact that Harry and Hermione share common experiences such as growing up with muggles, Hermione provides a much needed check on what Dumbledore considered to be Harry’s hot head. In this sense, she is a much better match as a metaphorical stand in for Lily in the psychological equation of Harry to his father. Lily is credited with cooling off James Potter and bringing the best out in him; likewise, Hermione performs the same function for Harry.

Ginny is actually too much like Harry to provide the balance he needs. Rather, she tends to run hot herself, and in some instances she even reinforces Harry’s worst behaviour. It is SO ironic that in the film, HBP, Ginny tells Harry to get rid of Snape’s old potions book after he uses the sectumsempra spell on Draco (a spell found in the book which causes gashing wounds), and helps him to hide it.

Yet in the book Ginny verbally attacks Hermione for quite rightfully telling Harry off for using an unknown curse with potentially deadly consequences.

So it can be argued that Hermione and Harry fought too; that it wasn’t only Ron she got upset with. But look at the difference between many of the things she fought with Ron over and with Harry over. Ron consistently made her cry by being an “insensitive wart” at best, and rather mean and horrible at worst. With Harry, the arguments revolved around circumstances which she believed endangered Harry, or actions which she believed Harry would come to regret.

And let's not forget, as Rowling herself unfortunately apparently did, Harry actually bloody FREES A HOUSE-ELF in CoS. That alone should have guaranteed a Harmony outcome. I mean come on, does anyone REALLY believe that the girl who is campaigning to FREE HOUSE-ELVES would spurn the boy who ACTUALLY FREED ONE in favour of a lazy boy who wishes he had his own House-Elves to do his chores??? If this isn't absolute proof that Rowling literally AU'd the conclusion of her own story, I don't know what is.

Likewise, Harry is depicted as actually LIKING to read his school-books, even before term starts (much like Hermione does herself)--at least before he falls under Ron's bad influence. Harry displays an intellectual curiosity which Ron never does, throughout the entire series. Except for Chess and figuring out how to enter the Chamber of Secrets in DH, I'm hard-pressed to think of any positive examples of Ron's intellect. Ron is certainly never described in the books as anywhere near intelligent enough to be seen as a credible life-companion for Hermione. Harry on the other hand displays an intellectual ability that although not as great as Hermione's, is strong enough to make him FAR more credible as her partner.

And it cannot be stressed hard enough that Hermione is SO loyal to Harry, and SO trusting of him that she made a HUGE sacrifice when she wipes her parents' memories of her to protect them while she stays by Harry's side. Most people don't really stop to think about how big of a sacrifice that is. Hermione literally erases herself from her parent's lives.

(And she does it using a spell which neither she or Harry would contemplate using under normal circumstances. Obliviation such a clear violation of personal sovereignty it is something I am certain would generally be reserved by Harry and Hermione only for enemies. In fact, during the fight in London with Dolohov and Rowle she claims it is the first time she's used the spell. Though as this occurs after she has already modified her parents' memories, this is clearly an incongruity Rowling and her editors missed during a rewrite. I think we can safely assume that Hermione did in fact use the Obliviate spell on her parents).

Now, since her most recent interview, I finally understand why Rowling’s writing faltered on this point. Perhaps she believed it was too late to rectify the situation when she was writing Deathly Hallows--that she had too much invested in “clinging to the plot.” However, I think Rowling still could have turned things around in the last book had she been willing to do so at the time. I have attempted to demonstrate how in the piece of fan-fiction following this essay, which rewrites or adds key sections of Deathly Hallows to reflect JK’s recent revelations. I have also attempted to mimic Rowling’s narrative style as best as I can (including the inordinate amount of ‘had hads’ which her editor failed to clean up).

I begin after the events in the chapter Godric’s Hollow because really, ALL of the events leading up to this scene, the most pivotal one in the entire series, are driving Hermione and Harry closer together. Ron’s departure is a critical juncture which leads up to probably the most beautifully written chapter in the entire series. It is sad and bittersweet. It is also easily the most romantic. It beats any other scenes in the series posing as romance hollow (see what I did there... ahem). Some of the many other scenes brilliantly capture the awkward attempts at teen romance by the characters, but none others come this close to being real poetry or actually romantic. This scene is a lovely piece of Gothic Romance in more ways than one.

Not one single word of Godric’s Hollow needs to be altered to push the narrative forth ‘shipping’ the romantic coupling of Harry and Hermione. I believe this is the apex of the entire series for many of the themes it embodies, and it is without any doubt whatsoever the crux of its emotional arc--including romantic love. It is really the beginning of the end of the series at this point. For Harry begins truly coming to terms with his parents’ deaths at their grave-side, and starts unraveling the answers to questions about his relationships with his mentors, his friends, his ancestors, and his enemies.

Six and a half books’ worth of emotional narrative is packed into that Church graveyard at Godric’s Hollow. And only ONE other character in the entire series is there to share it with Harry... Hermione!

And this isn’t the first significant emotional event which Hermione alone shared with Harry. To wit, the instance in which Harry Potter literally saves his own life and Siruis’s from a hundred Dementors and discovers the power of his full patronus which takes the form of a stag, unlocking a direct connection to his father. It’s the most emotionally potent moment--the first since discovering he was a wizard--of enlightenment and personal growth on all levels of being, physical and psychic; which only Hermione shares with Harry. Not to mention that in the same scenes surrounding this event, Harry and Hermione fly on a Hippogriff together--Hippogriffs are a symbol of love. It is the clear beginning to the very real romantic arc which peaks at Godric's Hollow. Intended or not, that the romantic arc exists is undeniable.

When Ron runs off, he asks Hermione to make a choice: him or Harry! So, who did Hermione choose when Ron left? Well of course it was Harry. Did she just choose Harry to keep her promise to help him knock off Voldemort? Perhaps, we know how the story ended as written, don’t we--and it is certainly in Hermione's nature to keep promises. But I think that rather supports my views either way you look at it. Hermione kept her promise and Ron did not.

I don’t think I’m just blowing smoke. It was also a choice of Jo’s to write Ron out of the equation in the chapters preceding Godric's Hollow. Jo has mentioned that at one point in writing she had wondered whether Ron would survive. Is this the point in her writing of the series where she was pondering whether Ron ought to live or die? I think it might be.

I’d bet good money that this is the primary scene which really expresses who Jo Rowling would have chosen to be with had she not been “clinging to her plot,” consciously or not during that period. Jo has often stated that Hermione is most like herself. So it makes sense to me that she might have some regrets in retrospect. She likes to be with men who make her laugh, but who wants to be around someone that hurts them all the time? Which is more or less what Ron does to Hermione throughout much of the series.

Thankfully for Ron, Jo decided that would it would be too cruel to kill him off (personally, I think it was a mistake to kill off Fred Weasley. Literarily speaking it would have made more sense to kill off Percy while he redeemed himself at the Battle of Hogwarts for his prior betrayal of the family by saving Fred’s life).

[...snip: The fanfiction portion is already posted among my other stories...]

So, Ron gets his big moment and smooch with Hermione on page 625, but there is almost no personal interaction between Ginny and Harry during the entire battle and the aftermath.

Even Luna gets more significant scenes with Harry than Ginny does.

If there were no epilogue, one could be forgiven for thinking that Luna and Harry had more potential as romantic partners than Ginny and Harry. Harry spends more time with Luna in the last chapters--ironically in part because Ginny is more jealous of Harry with Cho than of Harry with Luna, and thus sends him off with Luna to help him figure out how to find the lost Diadem of Ravenclaw. But it is also ironic, because there are more intimate moments between Harry and Luna in the last three books than there are in the entire series between him and Ginny. The scenes between Harry and Luna are more honestly, maturely, and movingly written. No extraneous descriptors or clunky metaphors are used to convey Harry’s emotional connections to Luna; just clear, beautiful writing.

And after the final battle, it’s Luna who helps him to escape the scene for some peace and quiet (page 745). Tellingly, Harry notices Ginny as he moves through the Hall, but avoids her altogether; because, the author assures us “There would be time to talk later.” Yet there is no talking later in the final few pages of the book proper at all.

It is only in the epilogue (19 years later) that we have any real indication that there might have been anything of substance to Harry’s fling with Ginny. And even then, the big emotional payoff is between Harry and the son who is most like himself. Ginny is at best a tertiary character even in the bloody epilogue!!! :P :P :P

In the end though, it is only because of Rowling’s genius that anybody even gives a hoot about who any of the characters pair up with. The Potter series will stand the test of time and take its rightful place on a bookshelf next to the works of Tolkien, CS Lewis, and Roald Dahl.

Afterthought: There is another beautifully written sequence of Gothic Romance which anchors the series. That is of course the chapter, The Prince's Tale, which covers Severus's tragic romance of Lily--Harry's Mother. That chapter alone has inspired legions of Wuthering Heights fans to produce massive amounts of fan-fic and fan-art exploring the tantalising possibilities. I would have gone into it a bit here, but that sequence deserves its own literary and psychological analysis, and would have distracted from my main thesis.


The Myth that Ron and Hermione Were in Any Way Compatible is Not Borne Out in the Text of Canon

Okay, so there really aren't that many Romione shippers among fanfic Writers in Potter Fandom anymore, but there still seem to be plenty of Romione shippers among the rest of the Fandom. And invariably they say that Ron and Hermione are "perfect for each other" because Ron makes Hermione laugh a bit (and they sometimes add in that Hermione makes Ron a bit more serious, so they balance each other out).

But for a moment, if you're a Romione shipper, try to look at things from an objective point of view and put that aside. Let's just examine the literary evidence.

A good writer Shows us the motivations of the characters, they don’t just Tell us about it. And frankly, Rowling didn’t even really Tell us what it is that Hermione allegedly sees in Ron in the books. She sort of mentioned it after the books were written that Hermione likes the fact that Ron is funny.

But what we actually see in the text in the books is something completely different. Ron is insulting and horrible to Hermione in first year. And though there are no huge fights indicated in second year, we are told in PoA (third year) that Ron has been insulting Hermione at least once a week since first year (yes, calling someone a know-it-all is an insult).

(Harry NEVER insulted Hermione. He never once called her a bossy know-it-all. And it’s never even indicated that Harry thinks being smart or a "know-it-all" is a bad thing. And only once in The Philosopher’s Stone is it clearly indicated that Harry thinks that Hermione is bossy and interfering… and that was before the Troll Incident. And in any case, Harry still never actually said it to Hermione. Indeed, Harry is the one who wants to look for Hermione to save her from the Troll. He practically has to drag Ron to look for her).

Okay, to get back to the point: Ron’s been insulting Hermione for the first three years, even after they’ve become friends. And then in PoA there are lots of huge fights between Hermione and Ron.

(And even though Harry isn’t happy that Hermione told McGonagall about the Firebolt without talking to him, it’s Ron who actually seems to be the most upset and fights with Hermione about it. Not to mention that this is one of the first major examples of Rowling writing Hermione out of character. Hermione as established up to this point, has learned to trust Harry--this is without question as it is indicated at the end of first year when she tells Harry that he's a great wizard and that friendship and bravery are more important even than books and cleverness. There is no way that the previous version of Hermione would have gone to McGonagall first. She would have discussed it with Harry first, and Harry would have very likely agreed with Hermione, especially considering that he was almost hurled to his death from a cursed broom in first year. Rowling changed Hermione's character simply for the sake of a bit of drama).

Then there’s fourth year. And again, Ron insults Hermione and fights with her about House Elves (not to mention that Ron wishes he had his own house-elf slave while Hermione wants to free them, and Harry ACTUALLY freed a house-elf). Ron throws a hissy fit and has a huge row with Hermione about Krum. (And let's not forget that after Ron is a total jerk to Harry and ditches him, Hermione stands by Harry). So a lot of fourth year is taken up with Ron and Hermione being at loggerheads.

Then there’s fifth year. Though no huge rows are shown, it is indicated that Ron and Hermione are constantly arguing and fighting in a more low key way (“bickering” Harry calls it).

Then there’s sixth year. Admittedly, Hermione is written completely out of character to such a degree that it destroys our suspension of disbelief (for one thing, given her established characterisation and trust of Harry, she would have believed Harry about Draco, and for another, there is no way that Hermione would have been stupid enough to think that following instructions and learning from someone else’s notes to do well in potions was cheating. Nor would she have begrudged Harry doing well in potions after for the previous FIVE YEARS encouraging Harry to do well in potions. The only thing that rings true is telling off Harry for using unknown spells on unsuspecting people. But then Harry is written out of character too. It simply isn’t credible to believe that Harry IN SIXTH YEAR would be so stupid as to actually use unknown spells on unsuspecting people).

Regardless, Ron is still written consistently in keeping with HIS established characterisation. And in sixth year, Ron is a complete arse towards Hermione.

Not only that, Ron is horrible to Ginny too and comes close to calling her a slut (though, to be fair, Ginny doesn't take his crap, and is perfectly capable of dishing it right back at him). He exploits Lavender’s affections simply to spite Hermione AND Ginny (which is a bit creepy if you think about it). All the way around he's treating three young women very badly (and let's not forget that Ron is also yelling at girls on the quidditch team and making them cry). In the end, Ron spends a lot of sixth year fighting with Hermione, and ONLY shows his real appreciation when Hermione is doing his homework for him.

And then there’s seventh year. And we all know what a complete mess that was.

And before anyone blames it on the horcrux, it’s important to remember that the horcrux doesn’t actually change people—it really just reveals the truth of one’s character. Harry and Hermione merely become a bit more irritable when they wear it (and if you think about it, given that Harry has been through WAY MORE pain and suffering than Ron ever has, it’s very revealing about Harry’s sterling nature that Harry isn’t the one to go completely mental).

So again, Ron goes off the rails, ditches his best friend, and treats Hermione like rubbish. And it’s really a bit icky when it is revealed earlier in the book that Ron is using a “witch-charming” book to try and win Hermione’s affections, instead of just trying to grow up a bit and get over himself.

So what we’re left with in the end, is SEVEN YEARS OF FIGHTING, and that Ron and Hermione really have no business being together, and that for some reason (wish-fulfillment Rowling calls it in the interview in which she admitted that Harry and Hermione were a better fit) Rowling portrays Hermione as one of “those sorts of girls,” a smart assertive girl who nonetheless is inexplicably drawn to guys who treat her like rubbish and infuriate her to no end.

And we’re supposed to believe that Hermione falls for Ron just because he makes her laugh a bit??? It really doesn’t make any sense unless you accept that Hermione is so weak-minded and so insecure that she overlooks all the misery that Ron puts her through and all of their fighting.

Anyway, I think from an objective point of view, it’s fairly clear that Ron and Hermione aren’t actually “perfect for each other,” in any way, shape, or form, and that indeed, they actually bring out the WORST in each other.


Ron Isn't Really So Bad (he's not Draco)

(and why he should have never been more than the goofy comic-relief sidekick)

Ron’s insecurity and jealousy issues really aren’t all his fault. There are a couple of things going on here. Ron had issues even before he met Harry.

For one thing, he’s the youngest brother in a large family in which all of the older brothers are smarter than him, more accomplished than him, and aggressive (and yes, Fred and George - especially Fred - are a bit aggressive, and aren't always as nice as they could be to Ron), and in which his little sister, as the only girl, is doted upon. That’s enough right there to make Ron feel a bit lost in the crowd, picked on, and jealous.

Ron thinks his family is poor, but really, Arthur probably makes a perfectly good income working for the Ministry, but because the family is so large, their budget is very tight, and so Ron gets a lot of hand-me-downs from his older brothers. That’s another strike for the jealousy issue column.

And as I pointed out, Ron’s really not all that swift, and he has a genetic predisposition to temper tantrums (the dreaded Weasley Temper, which they all seem to get from Molly). So he really doesn’t have the tools for dealing with his issues.

So THIS kid, with all of his insecurity and jealousy issues, meets THE Harry Potter on the train, who he hero-worships (and stares at his scar, which Harry hates), and wants to be Harry’s friend (well who wouldn’t). Ron more or less sets himself up for a tortured relationship with Harry.

I don’t hate Ron! He's got some positive character traits: He's funny, he's brave, he's inexplicably good at chess, he's generally a decent bloke who knows right from wrong, and he always comes around eventually once he gets over his tantrums.

I feel a bit sorry for Ron (but not as sorry as I feel for Harry, who has lost so much in life, and grew up with no friends and being neglected and abused, or for Hermione, who though she had plenty of everything and attentive parents, also grew up with no friends and being bullied). Despite all of his flaws (which also includes laziness, lack of intellectual curiosity, a motor mouth, and a tendency to rudeness) Ron has at least been raised right, and is a decent guy at heart. He is perfectly situated to be the goofy comic-relief sidekick.


My response to some Potter fanfiction readers who claimed that the Dursleys never physically abused Harry and who were complaining about fanfiction writers "making up" Harry's physical abuse to score points with fans:

Petunia tries to bean Potter with a frying pan in CoS and Vernon throttles Harry in OotP.

CoS: "Harry paid dearly for his moment of fun. As neither Dudley nor the hedge was in any way hurt, Aunt Petunia knew he hadn't really done magic, but he still had to duck as she aimed a heavy blow at his head with the soapy frying pan. Then she gave him work to do, with the promise he wouldn't eat again until he'd finished."

OotP: "Harry felt as though his head had been split in two. Eyes streaming, he swayed, trying to focus on the street to spot the source of the noise, but he had barely staggered upright when two large purple hands reached through the open window and closed tightly around his throat.

'Put - it - away!' Uncle Vernon snarled into Harry's ear. 'Now.' Before - anyone - sees!'

'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncle's sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wand; then, as the pain in the top of Harry's head gave a particularly nasty throb, Uncle Vernon yelped and released Harry as though he had received an electric shock. Some invisible force
seemed to have surged through his nephew, making him impossible to hold. "

It is possible that Dumbledore, just like other commenters on this thread, really was fooled by the cartoony Simpsons vibe of the Dursleys.

It's just Bart getting strangled by Homer. That's not really physical violence!

:P Pppphht!

Oh look, Marge just conked Bart on the noggin with a frying pan. That's not really assault with a deadly weapon upon a minor!

:P Ppppppphhht again!

What ACTUALLY happened is that the writer of the fanfic in question apparently made a (given the reactions on this thread), semi-successful attempt to address a plot "gap" which is patently obvious to anyone who has had to address the harsh realities of violence and child abuse in the REAL world.

The author attempted to solve a problem which Rowling has clearly left to other writers. How does a Headmaster who supposedly loves Harry as a sort of grandson - a Headmaster of the world's most prestigious academy of magic, who also heads an underground political organization, leads the wizard parliament... AND the wizard UN...?

How does a man with all of that political clout overlook the VERY REAL (in the context of fiction :P) PHYSICAL ABUSE of the boy who HE HIMSELF chose to send to the boy's Abusers?

Make no mistake; Rowling couched the violence in cartoonish language and imagery, but the violence IS canonical. As is Dumbledore's morally stunning lack of interest in the matter. Telling Petunia not to kick Harry out of the house after she once attempted to strike Harry with a deadly weapon is hardly displaying moral certitude.

Rowling couldn't write about every minute of Harry's torture for children, so she softened it with imagery lifted from cartoons and Punch and Judy shows.

But in reality, a conk with a frying pan can lead to a fractured skull, and even death. And in reality, strangulation leads to suffocation and eventually... yep... Death! :P

It is no stretch to picture Harry with more than just one scar.

In Rowling's Canon, Harry suffered as much as any other Physically Beaten and Physically Neglected Child.

Rowling, as the original author, is the one who should have addressed this problem more directly, and explained in clearer language (and understanding) Dumbledore's reasoning and his behaviour.

The rest of us fanfic writers (at least those of us who take writing a bit more seriously and like to occasionally write more than Crackfics and Potterporns ;) ) are just trying to solve logical problems like this.


More Stupid Crap some HP fanfic "literary critics" say on their blogs:

"Why do people who make the Dursley's more abusive then [sic] they are in canon make Harry fond of reading? There is no logical reason for this change."

"I wish writers would realize that 'devouring books' is not Harry Potter's thing."

I wonder if these self-styled "literary critics" ever actually read the bloody books. It's really shocking to me that someone can manage a blog dedicated to critiquing fanfic, when they have demonstrated such a complete lack of comprehension of the canon. :P

Harry likes to read his Wizarding school-books and do homework before term starts:

The Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone Chapter 6: "Harry kept to his room, with his new owl for company. He had decided to call her Hedwig, a name he had found in A History of Magic. His school books were very interesting. He lay on his bed reading late into the night, Hedwig swooping in and out of the open window as she pleased."

Chapter 8: "Harry forced himself to keep looking straight into those cold eyes. He had looked through his books at the Dursleys', but did Snape expect him to remember everything in One Thousand Magical Herbs and Fungi

CoS Chapter 1: “All Harry’s spellbooks, his wand, robes, cauldron, and top-of-the-line Nimbus 2,000 broomstick had been locked in a cupboard under the stairs by Uncle Vernon the instant Harry had come home. What did the the Dursleys care if Harry lost his place on the Quidditch Team because he hadn’t practiced all summer. What was it to the Dursleys if Harry went back to school without any of his homework done.”

PoA Chapter 1: “Harry Potter was a highly unusual boy in many ways. For one thing, he hated the summer holidays more than any other time of year. For another, he really wanted to do his homework but was forced to do it in secret, in the dead of night. And he also happened to be a wizard.

It was nearly midnight, and he was lying on his stomach in bed, the blankets drawn right over his head like a tent, a flashlight in one hand and a large leather-bound book (A History of Magic by Bathilda Bagshot) propped open against the pillow. Harry moved the tip of his eagle-feather quill down the page, frowning as he looked for something that would help him write his essay "Witch Burning in the Fourteenth Century Was Completely Pointless discuss."

The quill paused at the top of a likely-looking paragraph. Harry Pushed his round glasses up the bridge of his nose, moved his flashlight closer to the book, and read:

'Non-magic people (more commonly known as Muggles) were particularly afraid of magic in medieval times, but not very good at recognizing it. On the rare occasion that they did catch a real witch or wizard, burning had no effect whatsoever. The witch or wizard would perform a basic Flame Freezing Charm and then pretend to shriek with pain while enjoying a gentle, tickling sensation. Indeed, Wendelin the Weird enjoyed being burned so much that she allowed herself to be caught no less than fortyseven times in various disguises.'

Harry put his quill between his teeth and reached underneath his pillow for his ink bottle and a roll of parchment. Slowly and very carefully he unscrewed the ink bottle, dipped his quill into it, and began to write, pausing every now and then to listen, because if any of the Dursleys heard the scratching of his quill on their way to the bathroom, he'd probably find himself locked in the cupboard under the stairs for the rest of the summer.


This separation from his spellbooks had been a real problem for Harry, because his teachers at Hogwarts had given him a lot of holiday work. One of the essays, a particularly nasty one about shrinking potions, was for Harry's least favorite teacher, Professor Snape, who would be delighted to have an excuse to give Harry detention for a month. Harry had therefore seized his chance in the first week of the holidays. While Uncle Vernon, Aunt Petunia, and Dudley had gone out into the front garden to admire Uncle Vernon's new company car (in very loud voices, so that the rest of the street would notice it too), Harry had crept downstairs, picked the lock on the cupboard under the stairs, grabbed some of his books, and hidden them in his bedroom. As long as he didn't leave spots of ink on the sheets, the Dursleys need never know that he was studying magic by night.”


And as another demonstration that Ron Weasley's pairing with Hermione is NOT really canon (okay, technically it is, but it's really JKR's OWN A.U. seeing as Harry/Hermione is clearly the primary pairing in most of the story as written)...

...Ron Weasley has no interest in doing homework before term starts:

CoS Chapter 4: (reading a letter from Hermione) “ ‘I’m very busy with schoolwork of course’-- How can she be?” said Ron in horror. “We’re on vacation! ...”


More Evidence that Harmony was meant to be:
“...Mate Griffins with mares, and in the coming age shy deer and hounds together come to drink...”

from Virgil, a book of poems called Eclogues. Hippogriffs are a symbol of love - a supposedly impossible mating between Griffins and mares. Harry and Hermione fly together on a Hippogriff in Prisoner of Azkaban. Case Closed!!! :P


Is it a coincidence that Scabbers/Wormtail/Peter Pettigrew was Paired with first Percy and then Ron Weasley?:

I think NOT... It may not have been conscious on Rowling's part, but symbolically, JK is telling us that Percy and Ron are the Most-Likely-to-Betray their family and friends. It is very revealing of their characters.

Though, I do grant Ron some slack, because Ron did return and save Harry (albeit in a very Deus Ex Machina moment which rather stretches story credibility :P ). I suppose that has to count for something.

I give Percy almost NO slack, because frankly, he did nothing to redeem himself except show up at the very last minute... after being embedded in an increasingly Fascist and Corrupt Ministry for a few years, bashing Harry, supporting Umbridge, supporting Scrimgeour, and ultimately supporting the Ministry while it was rounding up muggleborns. His leaving at the last minute was too little, too late, and his redemption would be more credible if he had died saving Fred.

Ron's full name: Ronald Bilius Weasley




  1. 1.

    affected by or associated with nausea or vomiting.

    "I had eaten something that didn't agree with me and I was a little bilious"

    synonyms: nauseous, sick, queasy, nauseated, green around the gills;

    rare qualmish

    "I felt bilious"

  2. 2.

    spiteful; bad-tempered.

    "outbursts of bilious misogyny"

Continues to beg the question: What the hell was Rowling thinking when she paired Ron with Hermione? :P

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The Best Laid Plans by Lowten reviews
After Hermione's second year she is now stuck with cat ears and a tail. When she goes home her parents learn about her boyfriend Harry, how will this affect things going forward. A different storyline with a few twists along the way Will our hero prevail and if he can will he make it through unscathed? [Eventual HG/HP/FD] OotP year finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 148 - Words: 731,146 - Reviews: 1643 - Favs: 2,733 - Follows: 3,348 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 5/24/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D.]
Sympathetic Properties by Mr Norrell reviews
Having been treated as a servant his entire life, Harry is more sympathetic when Dobby arrives, avoiding Vernon's wrath and gaining a bit of freedom. That freedom changes his summer, his life, and the world forever. A very long character-driven story that likes to play with canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 647,473 - Reviews: 3993 - Favs: 6,075 - Follows: 7,766 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 12/24/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
The Dark Lord's Whore by PureBlood Vampira reviews
This is Hermione's take on her life after the Dark Lord is victorious and takes her for himself. Please read and Review. There are some references to sexual acts being performed so I rated it M just to be on the safe side of things.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 58,647 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Hermione G., Lucius M., Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
Changes and Secrets by Tasha9315 reviews
AU Rewrite. In the summer before his 3rd year, Harry learns that James is still alive but Dumbledore got James and Sirius Black thrown in prison so he could send him to the Dursleys and faked James' death. Both Marauders come out in the summer before Harry's 3rd year and changes happen. Pairing of Harry Potter and Hermione Granger. Draco Malfoy/OC pairing. Includes Remus Lupin too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,012 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 7/12/2023 - Published: 6/11/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Draco M., James P.
Stuck Like Glue by HarmoniousHerdFan reviews
What happens when Fred and George find a mysterious bracelet in the Room of Requirement? Hilarity and Love! HHR all the way! In Progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,542 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 1,664 - Updated: 2/11/2022 - Published: 7/7/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] George W., Fred W.
What He'll Sorely Miss by HarmonyPie714 reviews
What if Harry had made a different decision at the bottom of the Black Lake? Set in fourth and fifth year, exploring the ever-growing repercussions of Harry's hasty choice. Rated T for safety. H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,808 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 1,754 - Updated: 9/3/2021 - Published: 8/1/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Viktor K.
The Room of Lost Things by turbomagnus reviews
A collection of Harry Potter shorts and drabbles, usually featuring H/Hr. Treatment of other characters may vary.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,803 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 8/16/2021 - Published: 6/19/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Harry Potter, Unexpected Animagus by DWDuck reviews
With the love of a good woman, Harry becomes more confident and learns to handle the embarrassment that comes from being a teenage boy as well as an unexpected animagus. Set during the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Severe Ron bashing ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,928 - Reviews: 1558 - Favs: 5,758 - Follows: 6,828 - Updated: 4/12/2021 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Precocious Crush by Makokam reviews
So, you meet someone who gets you. You have fun together, you like each other, and they're cute. But he says you're too young. What are you supposed to do? Just let it go? -Cover Art by Coasting-
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 267 - Words: 327,540 - Reviews: 8698 - Favs: 1,846 - Follows: 1,791 - Updated: 2/4/2021 - Published: 12/29/2010 - [Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl] OC
Courage Rising by merlynthegrey reviews
3rd through 7th year story, generally canon but with plenty of AU-goodness. Harry struggles to survive his ever-violent relatives during the summer before his third year at Hogwarts. He dreams of Hogsmeade visits and stumbles through the murky waters of steadily growing and complex relationships. Darkness looms in the distance but will they see the darkness lurking from within?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,493 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 1/20/2021 - Published: 1/7/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Harry Potter and the Hallows of Death by merlynthegrey reviews
War changes everyone: Harry resolves to face destiny and struggles to reconcile with Dumbledore's past, fully aware of the price he must pay for victory. Hermione walks through fire, determined to share in Harry's burden. Ron battles resurgent jealousy and soon discovers he may lose far more than he stood to gain. One thing is certain; peace is never cheaply purchased. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 145,402 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 1,690 - Follows: 2,308 - Updated: 12/31/2020 - Published: 3/17/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Live Forever by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
The summer after Harry's fourth year would have been much better if just one person in his life had disregarded Professor Dumbledore's instructions to ignore him. And if that person was Hermione Granger? It would have been much, much better.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,211 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 3,687 - Follows: 3,218 - Updated: 12/13/2020 - Published: 5/7/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B. - Complete
Lord Hermione? by ALRYM reviews
There was no troll in the girls bathroom in 1991. Hermione found no friends that night. Therefore the brightest witch of her age is on a perilous path. Because with magic it is so very true that knowledge is power. But is it also true that power corrupts? Will the only daughter of two dentists become the third Dark Lord that rises in Dumbledore's lifetime?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 191,610 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 2,634 - Follows: 3,785 - Updated: 10/24/2020 - Published: 6/27/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Always and Forever by lorelover reviews
This story starts at the end of Harry's third year, and continues thru his seventh. There is action in many of the chapters, but I believe the overwhelming focus should be the main characters. I'm trying to write about a realistic and honest relationship between Harry and Hermione, that in turn, will change everything, from the Triwizard Tournament to the downfall of Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 467,230 - Reviews: 1840 - Favs: 2,873 - Follows: 3,666 - Updated: 6/4/2020 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Sirius's Letter by damadape reviews
Harry asks Sirius for some advice on how to ask a girl to the Yule Ball. His suggestion gives him a whole new perspective on his best friend, Hermione. This is my very first fanfic ever. I wrote a simple Harmony story that works well as a One-Shot but I would like to add a second chapter to it; especially if the reviews are kind. I don't own this work, but I sure wish I did!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,615 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/25/2020 - Published: 4/24/2020 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Destruction of the Harry Potter's tropes (English version) by le Conteur d'histoire reviews
This fanfiction is there to laugh at the tropes we see in the Harry Potter fanfiction. There will be one chapter per trope, unless otherwise noted. Sometimes the characters will be ridiculous, but it's for the sake of the story. Know that I hate no character. Good reading!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2020 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Wizards of Hogwarts by snheetah reviews
The Russos are transferred from WizTech to Hogwarts as a test to see which wizard gets to keep their powers. During their stay, the Russos form friends and relationships, though Mason begins to miss Alex. He pays her a visit only to be put under the death penalty but when Alex goes to rescue him, she is kidnapped from the Dark Lord's followers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 55,147 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/11/2020 - Published: 8/1/2011 - [Harry P., Alex R.] Draco M., Mason
The Perils of Innocence by avidbeader reviews
AU. In an institute to help children with psychological issues, a child is abandoned by his guardians because he does extraordinary things. Rather than fear him, the doctors work to help him try to control this ability. They discover other children with these incredible powers. And then odd letters arrive one summer day. Rating will probably go up later. Eventual H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 101,526 - Reviews: 3965 - Favs: 8,432 - Follows: 10,902 - Updated: 4/6/2020 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Luna Who? by AmityRavenclawElf reviews
What sort of wizard uses science instead of spells? And what sort of Muggle flies around in a blue box? Luna Lovegood was nine years old when she first met the Doctor. From there, it's all good time and space. (For the main storyline, skip from Chapter 2 to Chapter 9. In between those is still canon to this fan fiction but not essential or particularly well-done IMO.)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 53,164 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 2/10/2020 - Published: 5/31/2014 - 11th Doctor, Clara O., Luna L., Tom R. Jr.
Privilege and Deprivation by Tasha9315 reviews
Tom Riddle Jr. doesn't become Voldemort but is a greyer Minister of Magic. Muggle-borns are deprived under his rule. Lily Evans Potter is Hermione Granger's teacher and decides to take her under her wing. Harry is raised by his parents. Each year at Hogwarts also involves a new mystery that the Marauders (James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin) and Golden Trio get involved in.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,487 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/8/2020 - Published: 11/28/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Lily Evans P., Marauders
Providing Leverage by Shikatanai reviews
Parker thinks the baby is sort of cute, so she steals it off the porch. After all, no child deserves to be raised by an awful family like the Dursleys. She's sure that the Leverage family will do a much better job. Too bad she left the letter on the porch...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,692 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 1,475 - Follows: 2,057 - Updated: 1/13/2020 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Harry P.
Hermione's choice by keitaya reviews
What if Hermione told the truth about why she was atacked in first year?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,641 - Reviews: 1849 - Favs: 5,724 - Follows: 5,626 - Updated: 12/23/2019 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Under the Full Moon by ljbookworm reviews
AU Werewolves have no rights in Magical society. With Sirius gone, Remus Lupin needs a new protector. Warning- contains themes of slavery. NOT SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 111,041 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 12/11/2019 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Harry P., Remus L.
I, Alone by EJ Daniels reviews
Can a child, raised to believe that he is worth little more than the dirt he sleeps upon, find the courage to rise up and face his destiny or will the weight of the entire Wizarding world that rests upon his small shoulder be the final straw that breaks him? (This is a seriously abused Harry - forget canon Harry! Abuse is not overcome in a few months time)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 273,315 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 2,097 - Follows: 2,554 - Updated: 10/25/2019 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Tracey D.
We, Alone by continuedinterests reviews
Voldemort only waited five years. Harry Potter remained the unwanted nephew. Hermione Granger stayed the friendless know-it-all. That is until they found each other and magic. That is, until Voldemort found them. H/Hr. AU. Formerly known as Resolution.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,019 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 5/21/2019 - Published: 6/3/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sunflower by EJ Daniels reviews
When it feels as though the entire world is against you having just one person believe in you makes everything else bearable. Harry wants to thank Hermione but things are never easy for The-Boy-Who-Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,141 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 99 - Published: 3/27/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
An Earnest Vow by LeQuin reviews
Harry and Hermione make a mistake during the hunt that will affect the rest of their lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 55,841 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 2,028 - Follows: 1,362 - Updated: 3/13/2019 - Published: 12/25/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Magical Repopulation by GenEus2718 reviews
After a magical plague leaves everyone but the students at Hogwarts infertile, the Ministry beings pairing up students, hoping to encourage them to produce children and keep the magical world from dying out. Then they bring in Professor Bumridge to teach the students that sex is evil. What could go wrong? Harry/Hermione pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 74,850 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 1,574 - Updated: 1/5/2019 - Published: 5/15/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Halloween by Tasha9315 reviews
The Potters celebrate their last Halloween
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/20/2018
Potters raise Dudley? by Tasha9315 reviews
Lily is devastated when Vernon and Petunia are killed in a car crash. James and Lily decided to take Dudley in.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/20/2018 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Who Will Fill a Coward's Grave? by RobSt reviews
A certain Miss Granger takes steps to ensure she can contact her best friend during the summer holidays. After the disaster of the Triwizard tournament, she believes Harry shouldn't be left alone - no matter what Dumbledore says.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 142,906 - Reviews: 4454 - Favs: 8,537 - Follows: 7,376 - Updated: 10/25/2018 - Published: 8/24/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 6120 - Favs: 19,933 - Follows: 16,671 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Finding the Perfect Match by Tasha9315 reviews
At his parents insistence, Draco Mafloy agreed to matched up in an arranged marriage. But none of girls he is set up with catches his fancy. Little does he know that "the one" usually comes unexpectedly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/11/2018 - Draco M., Lucius M., Narcissa M., Astoria G.
Harry Potter and the Granger twins by ALRYM reviews
Eleven-year-old Harry Potter meets Hermione Granger and her twin sister Jane Granger at King's Cross Station. Warning: Story might cause Aww'ing!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 87 - Published: 7/7/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Witches of Westfield by EJ Daniels reviews
The war is over, Voldemort was defeated and the summer draws to a close as the new school term begins. Harry must decide what to do with his life. Will he return to school for his 7th year, be an Auror…or something else? Read along as Harry finally has control of his own life…or does he?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 301,697 - Reviews: 1992 - Favs: 5,066 - Follows: 4,852 - Updated: 5/20/2018 - Published: 2/24/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Daphne G. - Complete
Though he slew the basilisk by McQueriosity reviews
Fawkes is killed during Harry's battle with the basilisk and Dumbledore must take drastic action to save Harry's life. The consequences of this will change Harry forever. AU. Third Year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,894 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 4/22/2018 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Boy Who Survived by TheDarkLadyofLight reviews
We have all read the stories where people in Harry's life find out he is abused, but what would happen if the entire wizarding world found out at once...and how would it affect not only Harry Potter but also the war. In the time of truth will Harry be able to stand strong, or will he crumble to pieces. Warning: mentions of abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,125 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 1,225 - Updated: 3/30/2018 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Afternoon Nap by ALRYM reviews
A couch. An afternoon. Time well spent.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 97 - Published: 3/20/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Third Year in Harmony by jlluh reviews
The Great Firebolt Debacle of Harry's third-year shakes out differently, and the whole year is affected. H/Hr. Mild Ron bashing. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,161 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 3/1/2018 - Published: 2/24/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Second Soul by Thundramon reviews
The Horcrux in Harry's head awakens in the aftermath of the battle in the Department of Mysteries and shows him how his whole life has been a lie. Tags: Darkish Harry, Serious Dumbledore, Molly and Ron Bashing, Will probably feature Lunar Harmony
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,334 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 12/21/2017 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Tom R. Jr., Luna L.
You're All I Need to Get By by Potato19 reviews
One shot, 5th Year. Just a little conversation between Harry and Hermione that could have taken place after the Battle of the Department of Mysteries.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 93 - Published: 12/11/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Things That Were Not Mentioned by Dorianimeyaoilover reviews
What if Severus Snape decided not to let Lily walk away without saying some things of his own? It seems like she thinks she is completely innocent in this whole ordeal.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/2/2017 - Published: 5/17/2017 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Memories of Love by Proganthony reviews
During the Battle of Hogwarts, just before surrendering to Tom Riddle, Harry has a last meeting with Hermione. In a flash before his eyes he sees all the moments that has made their love grow strong. Inspired by Quora questions about what Harry would have been if he were like myself. H/Hr. Not for fans of Ron and Ginny, although I try to keep bashing minimal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,248 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 11/19/2017 - Published: 8/3/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Devil's Mind by illypse reviews
Hermione finds herself panicking as she suspects that Harry might be gay. Then, she discovers that Harry has a long held secret. What is it? Drama, Humor, Romance. A Three-shot. Undoubtedly HHr. No bashing!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,678 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/19/2017 - Published: 10/23/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
What Betrothal? by Xelan reviews
Marriage laws, forced betrothals, the phrase, "It is what it is." I'm not in favor of any of these, so naturally I wrote a story that includes all of them. Light on the Ron and Molly bashing -for me. Eventual Harmony.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 198 - Published: 10/15/2017 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Ron W. - Complete
The Warren by Xelan reviews
I keep getting attacked by plot bunnies. When I'm not being actively mauled by plot bunnies, this is where they reside. Perhaps one day, a lucky bunny will be spunky enough to become a plot rabbit. Rating bumped up for ch. 11.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 65,022 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 9/20/2017 - Published: 5/28/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Mother Knows Best by The Seven of Us reviews
A oneshot where Harry's youth and misery is obvious, even to the dragon. Set in fourth year. By Ruby.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 11/1/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Broomsticks last works, uncompleted by broomstick flyer reviews
Today 22nd of March 2015 at ten am broomstick flyer, who was a wonderful woman who was loved by so many people, passed away peacefully surrounded by her family. As a sign of the respect I had for her writing talent I intend to open a new folder in which I will post the several stories she was working on. Anyone who wishes to take up her ideas is welcome to do so, just ackowledge
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 84,671 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 8/24/2017 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Curious Case of Luna Lovegood by Marvolo666 reviews
Harry signs up for more than he bargains for when he agrees to mentor Luna through her seventh year at Hogwarts While also teaching Defense against the Dark Arts. Together, they fight bigotry and corruption, while Luna learns what it means to Feel, and Love. Luna sets out to fulfill her mothers work and change the world as we know it forever...that is if she can live long enough!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 285,380 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 6/16/2015 - [Harry P., Luna L.] [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
Harry and Hermione: Time and Space by Tasha9315 reviews
A short one shot Harmony fanfic about Harry and Hermione's first private moment after The Battle of Hogwarts. I was going for emotional and heartfelt but I also added a little romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/7/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A New Light by Tasha9315 reviews
This is a fanfic about how Harry gradually starts falling in love with Hermione. It starts with him starting to see Hermione in a new light after he receives a gift from her on his Birthday.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,350 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/5/2017 - Published: 6/2/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter Story Fluffle by Philosophize reviews
Fluffle: A pack of bunnies; or, in this case, a collection of 1st chapters of stories which may or may not get written. Most are x-overs. Some are FemHarry. Most are femslash. All are interesting, but many have problems preventing me from creating strong plots. None are up for adoption, but if you have ideas to help so a full story can be written, I'd love to hear from you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 117,575 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 4/29/2017 - Published: 5/10/2016
Longing by FlightFeathers reviews
In which Ginny realizes that Harry and Hermione share something special – something she can never have with Harry. Eventual H/Hr. (Will undergo editing.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,888 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 3/10/2017 - Published: 3/26/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ginny W. - Complete
Intended by LeQuin reviews
Harry has been in love with Hermione for years but she is marrying his best friend. During Ron and Hermione's wedding Harry finds himself having to work out why the leading official is calling Hermione 'Mrs. Potter' and how on earth that could have happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,290 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 2,404 - Follows: 696 - Published: 1/15/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sugar and Spice by Candra Jade reviews
Fred and George decide to do something against Harry's none existent love life and play match maker by giving Hermione a horny potion disguised as Saccharine.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,043 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 11/30/2016 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
At The End Of All Things by SnuggleKitten69 reviews
When Hermione dies, Harry is willing to do anything to save her. Lunar Harmony. Weasley bashing. Redo. Femslash. Time travel. Coven. Major character death. Super!Harry. Grey!Harry. Independent!Harry. Allusions to physical violence, emotional abuse, physical abuse, and rape by a teacher.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 177,439 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 4,319 - Follows: 5,334 - Updated: 11/24/2016 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Padma P.
Heart and Soul by Philosophize reviews
Sequel to The Power of Love: Voldemort is back, the Ministry is in denial, and Dumbledore is stalling, but Jasmine isn't alone. She and Hermione are supported by new friends, defended by two shieldmaidens, and empowered by ancient magic. Eliminating Voldemort is the least of the tasks which prophecy expects from them, but how will these witches transform the whole magical world?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 379,455 - Reviews: 1392 - Favs: 1,857 - Follows: 1,334 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 1/30/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Fleur D., Gabrielle D. - Complete
Three Plus Two by turbomagnus reviews
Reptilla28's challenge... with a twist of lemon, wrapped around a gold brick, so to speak... Daphne Greengrass, Su Li and Susan Bones have been charged by Death with a sacred quest - to get Harry Potter together with his soulmate so that he can fulfill his destiny. H/Hr/Su Li/Susan/Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,263 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 10/8/2016 - Published: 6/25/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Su L., Daphne G.]
Bolts from the Blue! by sprinter1988 reviews
A home for all my one-shot ideas. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,782 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 10/4/2016 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Harry P.
Movie Night by patricia51 reviews
What if Beckett and Castle didn't decide to scare Alexis and Hayley at the end of "Hell to Pay"? What might have happened during the horror movie fest in the old vault? Femslash. Alexis/Hayley.
Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/18/2016 - Alexis C. - Complete
After the Chamber - Lords and Ladies by SeerKing reviews
Set shortly after the Chamber of Secrets, Harry discovers that by defeating Lord Voldemort three time, he has stolen his enemies title of Lord Slytherin. The trouble begins from there... Harry/Multi. T for Language, possible upgrade to M for more adult themes later. On Hiatus! Has a TVTropes Page!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 80,237 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 4,776 - Follows: 6,041 - Updated: 8/9/2016 - Published: 9/13/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Daphne G.]
The Accidental Animagus by White Squirrel reviews
Harry escapes the Dursleys with a unique bout of accidental magic and eventually winds up at the Grangers' house. Now, he has what he always wanted: a loving family, and he'll need their help to take on the magical world and vanquish the dark lord who has pursued him from birth. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 112 - Words: 697,191 - Reviews: 5377 - Favs: 11,020 - Follows: 8,943 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Blame it on the Firewhiskey by Harry50 reviews
Summer after the fourth year. Harry stays at Grimmauld Place, with Sirius, Hermione and the Weasleys. Sirius wants to celebrate. The consequences bring some changes nobody could expect. Harry/Hermione. No bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,953 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 5/13/2016 - Published: 4/16/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Grey Kittens by Animekitty2 reviews
The summer following fifth year brings some unexpected changes to Hermione's life. Embarking on a new path to a new future and her desire to rescue Harry, whether he wants to be rescued or not (from his apparent and unpleasant destiny) her life changes in ways she had never expected; with people she had never imagined. (Mary-Sue) Hermione/multi. femslash and extreme naughtiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 99,114 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 4/22/2016 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Hermione G.
A Little Introspection by Vanilla Jester reviews
Harry spends some time contemplating the events of his third year at Hogwarts while he recovers from his end-of-year adventure in the Hospital Wing. The conclusions he draws and the course of action he decides on will change the course of his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,576 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 1,215 - Updated: 4/15/2016 - Published: 9/3/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D.]
The Yule Ball: The Remake by Rihaan reviews
On the day of the announcement, Harry decided to ask Hermione to the Yule Ball. After that small, almost insignificant act, Hogwarts as we knew it fell apart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,135 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 1,664 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 4/1/2016 - Published: 5/22/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Rules for the Next Great Adventure by Varan Nightshade reviews
With Voldemort gone, Harry tries to look to the future, but the shadows of the past continue to hold him back. Making one final choice he decides he's ready for the next great adventure, but there are some rules involved no one mentioned before.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,504 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 3/25/2016 - Published: 7/3/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Finally 17! by 9876grpc reviews
Rose is FINALLY turning 17 and she can't wait to seduce that older wizard she's had her eye on for years...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 163,671 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 2/14/2016 - Published: 8/29/2011 - [Rose W., Harry P.] - Complete
Blasphemy by Man of Constant Sorrow reviews
He has lost everything, the love of his life is beyond the veil. The very universe will pay for it. All consuming anger, wrathful vengeance. Dark Harry. Christian Mythology. Harry is gunning for God himself. Not for the easily offended or faint of heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/13/2016 - Harry P.
The Power of Love by Philosophize reviews
Yule Ball Panic sequel: Jasmine Potter revealed her feelings to Hermione, who is willing to give dating a try; but wizarding culture won't tolerate witches as couples. How will they navigate love and a relationship while dealing with Voldemort, bigotry, and meddling old men? Includes growing power, new revelations, ancient conflicts, and hidden prophecies. fem!Harry; femslash; H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 373,399 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 2,593 - Follows: 1,860 - Updated: 2/8/2016 - Published: 5/16/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Fleur D., Minerva M. - Complete
My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy by RODOBROO reviews
*Formerly "I Need to Calm Down"*This story begins when Hagrid shows Harry that dragons are to come in the First Task of the Triwizard Tournament. Hermione helps him while Ron does not(but this isn't really a Ron bash) and thier friendship expands into something more. Rated M for reasons. H/Hr. Language and Sex. Hopefully some funny humor as well :D. Harmony4lyf
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,770 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 2/5/2016 - Published: 1/12/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
How to Save a Life by Ally147 reviews
Hermione never believed in Divination. Until now, that is. H/Hr, Hogwarts-era AU, EWE. Written for the 2014 HP Creatures Fest on LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,316 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 2/1/2016 - Published: 11/27/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Theodore N. - Complete
Peeking by patricia51 reviews
Cyd catches Shelby doing something. Without letting the other girl know she joins in. Rated "M". Cyd/Shelby. Femslash. Not connected to my other Cydby story "Slow Dancin'".
Best Friends Whenever - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/30/2016 - [Cyd R., Shelby M.] - Complete
The Wizardess and the Art Student by patricia51 reviews
Sequel to "Wizardess and the Councilwoman. Ever since she saw Alex Russo with her Aunt Mel Lennox Scanlon has been dreaming about the Museum intern. She finally gets her chance and learns more about Aunt Mel at the same time. Wizards of Waverly Place/Melissa and Joey crossover. Femslash. Alex/Lennox, Alex/Mel and...
Crossover - Wizards of Waverly Place & Melissa & Joey - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2016 - Alex R., Mel B., Lennox S. - Complete
Slow Dancin' by patricia51 reviews
Since her plans to ask Cameron never worked out who would Shelby go to the dance with? Cyd of course. But that's not a date. Not really. Just two best friends. Two best friends who have one final dance when they get home without realizing where that will lead them. Femslash. Shelby/Cyd.
Best Friends Whenever - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/1/2016 - [Cyd R., Shelby M.] - Complete
First Chapters, Plots, Hooks, leads, or grabbers by Red Phoenix Dragon reviews
This is my vault of First Chapters, Plots, Hooks, leads, or grabbers stories to share with you. Not sure if I will make them into a longer story. Enjoy. Ch5 Ronald has his moment to shine after saving his sister in the CoS. What could go wrong? Ronald has another bad experience due to the effect Voldemort has on his fears and jealousies. HHr NLLL Manipulative Old Fool Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,244 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/29/2015 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L.
Witch Wishing by Teddylonglong reviews
Hermione Granger's upbringing is not much different from Harry's. However, she is not only smart but also powerful and takes matters into her own hands by wishing herself to Hogwarts and rescuing Harry. After being taught by elves and goblins, the couple persue their own agenda instead of that of Albus Dumbledore or Cornelius Fudge. Completely AU, partly OOC, HP/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,028 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 11/10/2015 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Three Rules by Becca Dax reviews
At age six, Harry Potter learned that he can't truly depend on anyone but himself. At age eleven, he was invited to join a world that wasn't quite expecting what it got.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,523 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 5,112 - Follows: 6,575 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Unconfessed Love by TimelessBound reviews
Ron's running after Hermione, Hermione's running after Harry, and Harry's running after...? But why is Harry running? Love is in the air!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/20/2015 - Published: 10/18/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Harmony Cat by Espeon Master Espo reviews
What happens if Hermione, after taking the Polyuice Potion, could not change completely back to normal? Beta Read Ch 1-10. Please note that chapters are being slightly rewritten so things will be out of order.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 123,827 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 1,244 - Updated: 10/2/2015 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Withdrawals by Emmeebee reviews
Like most young children, Ginny has always been enamoured with tales of evil villains and daring escapes. Having lived through such a story herself, however, has taken their allure away. Haunted and isolated by the memory of her first year at Hogwarts, the twelve-year-old hides away in her room and reflects on her complicated relationship with Tom Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Ginny W. - Complete
Adorable Violence by Cloud Zen reviews
Hermione loves her books. Hermione loves her Harry. Get between Hermione and either at your own peril. Series of connected one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,182 - Reviews: 1476 - Favs: 5,058 - Follows: 3,769 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Somehow by halffictionalprincess reviews
Harry and Hermione both fear failing, but somehow, the fear becomes a lot easier to fight together!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Hermione's Choice by CA Crawford reviews
Deathly Hallows AU. Harmony. When Ron walks out and asks Hermione what she will do, she makes a choice that she can no longer hide from.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/8/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Days of Ice and Iron Sinew by mlle.imandeus reviews
This is a drabble folder for any Frozen drabble I may write. Be advised it will probably be exclusively Elsanna. They may encompass any genre and certainly will encompass any rating. I will tag the porn. Most these are from people sending in prompts on my tumblr. I have so far written every one I've been asked for. If you have a suggestion feel free to pop me a note.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,095 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/26/2015 - Published: 2/22/2015 - [Anna, Elsa]
In The Forest by halffictionalprincess reviews
In the whole time that Hermione and Harry spent alone in the forest, they had very few happy memories, this is a story of one of them!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
She Told Her by Emmeebee reviews
Petunia told Lily a lot of things over the years. After all, isn't it an older sister's job to warn their younger sibling about the darker things in life? But, alas, Lily never listened.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/23/2015 - Lily Evans P., Petunia D. - Complete
Eyes by HarmoniousHerdFan reviews
Just a little story that popped into my head. Please R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/20/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ride The Lightning by JenJenSon reviews
Harry and Hermione have to continue on after Ron leaves. One night changes everything and the war is about to get much harder. HH/HG LEMONS! Pregnancy OOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,358 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 1,967 - Follows: 1,500 - Updated: 7/20/2015 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Payment Plan by Argo0 reviews
Ron's debts are piling up and now there's only one way to fix this problem. Fortunately for Hermione, it's a price she is more than willing to pay. Harry/Hermione, Harry/Rose, Harry/Hermione/Rose. Includes character bashing (Ron) and lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,551 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 4,169 - Follows: 2,373 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 2/28/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Rose W. - Complete
Worth Living For by MisterMerlin reviews
Hermione Jean Granger, something for living for. H/Hr Drabble First FanFic!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2015 - Complete
A Wedding To Remember by halffictionalprincess reviews
A seven part series about the events that lead up to Harry and Hermione's wedding./Part Seven- The Wedding- The Day is here! Listen to Harry, Hermione and the seven promises they make to each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,282 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/5/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Bonded By Scars by halffictionalprincess reviews
Harry and Hermione been bonded by the fight for peace, bonded by war, They were bonded for all that they were struggling for, They were bonded by everything that was written in their stars, And now after nine years, they were bonded by their scars.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/11/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Vader vs Voldemort: Battle of the Ages by Zinga6377 reviews
Has the Dark Lord finally met his match in the highly asthmatic Sith Lord Vader? Will his poor self -esteem become his downfall? And since when does Vader crochet? Find the answers here in what may possibly, sort of, kind of, may be the most epic match up of all time.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,253 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/10/2015 - Published: 6/9/2014
The Cat Woman by halffictionalprincess reviews
Remus Lupin tells the story of the time when Padfoot and Wormtails plan of bothering a cat went completely and utterly wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2015 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P.
His Lady (Tabby) Love by halffictionalprincess reviews
Crookshanks is tired of waiting around for the love of his life to come talk to him, so he tries to go talk to her, but instead of telling her about his love for her, he tells her about her shapely thighs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2015 - Crookshanks - Complete
The Most Ancient Magic by Dementor149 reviews
The course of true love has never run smoothly, but for Harry Potter and Hermione Granger how bad could it get. A/U Hermione precociously magical starts Hogwarts at age ten turning eleven on her birthday. There is a scene of sexual assault in this story it is not especially graphic but you can skip the chapter if you are sensitive to this material.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,203 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 5/2/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Amulet by HPFANGIB reviews
Harry Receives a gift, that literally changes his life and those closest to him. Errors fixed and added new content to Ch8 let me know of other errors you find. Harry/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,738 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 1,668 - Updated: 5/24/2015 - Published: 7/27/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Luna L.]
Love, Love by halffictionalprincess reviews
Harry has to convince Hermione, who has been a little cold towards him for a few months, that he doesn't just love her. He love loves her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Deliberate mistakes by halffictionalprincess reviews
Harry will just keep on making the same mistakes, hoping that Hermione will understand.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/20/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Yule Ball Panic by Philosophize reviews
Jasmine Potter, the Girl-Who-Lived and an unwilling participant in the Triwizard Tournament, learns that she is expected to have a date to attend the Yule Ball. This forces her to confront something about herself that she's been avoiding. What will her best friend, Hermione Granger, do when she learns the truth? Fem!Harry; AU; H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,686 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 1,963 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 4/20/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Real Keeper by Xelan reviews
First story to graduate from The Warren. Alt. 5th year. Voldemort is truly dead and Umbridge is not a problem. The Slytherin Quidditch match is upcoming and the regular Gryffindor Keeper is sick. Ron is not much of a replacement, but Harry has a better idea. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,017 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 5/10/2015 - Published: 8/6/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
The Magical Shall Inherit the Earth by MartyrFan reviews
The moment that muggles turn away from magic is the moment that their destiny was determined. 1100 years after the fall of Voldemort, two magical students discuss the effects that the Great Mistake and the Seeding have had upon the wizard world. Rated T for British swear words. Re-edited as of January 1, 2016 to include the Rising Tide expansion.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Civilization Series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,441 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/30/2015 - OC - Complete
Not Everyone Was Gone by halffictionalprincess reviews
Its the first Christmas after the war, and Harry is where he was last christmas- at his parents grave, alone and hurting. And then someone, a wreath conjuring someone, shows up to remind him that not everyone was gone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Quiet Shag by EJ Daniels reviews
It is sometimes all too easy to overlook what you already have, as Hermione soon discovers when she see's someone else with what was once hers, Harry. Is it too late or will the brightest witch of the age wise up and ask for a second chance? (Beware: Wild Plot Bunny on the loose!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,080 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 161 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Hannah A. - Complete
My Little Lioness by halffictionalprincess reviews
Lily Luna Potter is acting sad,and her father is worried about his little lioness. He doesn't know how, but he's determined to fix it for her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/10/2015 - Harry P., Lily Luna P.
Game Of Words by halffictionalprincess reviews
Hermione is so bored she decides to read the thesaurus, what happens when Harry walks in and the game or words ensues?Love, affection,fondness, adoration, friendship, cherish, devotion of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/7/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Focus by Luan Mao reviews
Given one interesting object to focus on, even the flightiest person can be grounded. Rated for smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,952 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 465 - Published: 4/2/2015 - [Luna L., Harry P., Hermione G.]
For Family Love by PhoenixFireHope reviews
Harry has kept the abuse he received at the hands of the Dursleys under wraps. But what happens when James publicly reveals all at a Weasley family dinner? Harry's past returns to haunt him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/2/2015 - Published: 4/1/2015
It's Just Not Fair by halffictionalprincess reviews
It's not fair that people lost their lives in the war, and it's not fair that Harry blames himself, and it's not fair that Hermione struggles to hold on to the parts of the old Harry. It's not fair, but it's life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Nightmare by CompanionWanderer reviews
Where is Eilonwy's mind while she's enspelled by Achren in Caer Colur? The evil queen has many minions, perhaps even a few working in Disney Animation. What form of torment have they devised? Crossover, pure silliness, spawned by my irritation with The Black Cauldron film.
Black Cauldron - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2015 - Complete
Holiday Snapshots by Sneezy reviews
Harry and Hermoine figure some things out. Starts one Halloween, post-Hogwarts. Rating for language only.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,106 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/29/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
The Ravenclaw's Comfort by HarryPotterChronicles reviews
After Ron insults Hermione in Transfiguration class, Hermione runs and cries in the girl's bathroom. She then finds comfort in the words of her Ravenclaw friend...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
The Weight around Your Neck by j-jip reviews
A moment between Harry and Hermione during their time in the Forest of Dean.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/28/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Don't Tell Donnie by Makokam reviews
April spends the evening reconnecting with the Turtles after the events of "Target April O'neil". When it's time to go home, April says goodbye to Raphael last. Raphril. Don't anyway. I might surprise you.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/28/2015
The Way It Should Have Ended by gallowsTechnician reviews
The way the Harry Potter series should have ended, now Harry and Hermione will have to face their new challenges on their own.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2015 - Complete
Steps Toward Something by Piccolo999 reviews
Harry and Hermione's relationship continues to grow as they move into their second year at Hogwarts. Meanwhile, Draco Malfoy plots his revenge. Sequel to my story Loneliness. HP/HG pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,003 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 1/13/2015
The Life Of Severus Snape by halffictionalprincess reviews
Snippets from the life of Severus Snape. "The last thing Severus Snape ever saw were Lily Evan's eyes, the same eyes that had once held nothing but love for him, and he died in peace, hoping that he'd done all he could to make up for all the mistakes he'd made."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/22/2015
Hogwarts in a FunHouse Mirror by mlle.imandeus reviews
This is a collection of any Harry Potter drabble I may write. I don't own any of the characters. The stories will run a gamut of ratings. But since I am known for erotica as much as anything else I will make sure to mark anything porny quite clearly. Most are from people sending in prompts on my tumblr. I have so far written every one I've been asked for. Message me one if you like
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,938 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/21/2015 - Published: 2/21/2015 - Hermione G., Fleur D., Luna L.
The Carnival by halffictionalprincess reviews
Harry takes Hermione to a carnival, and somehow in between ferris-wheel rides and blue unicorn stuffed toys, they began falling for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/21/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
And The Award Goes Too by halffictionalprincess reviews
For the first time in Hogwarts History, students are being given titles, and awards, who will be the King of Lions? Or The Best Couple That Never Was?Or The Queen of Eagles? Read to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter Poems! by halffictionalprincess reviews
The title says it all..!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/16/2015 - Published: 11/26/2014 - Complete
Dadda by halffictionalprincess reviews
Two years since the war,and Harry Potter is still reeling, but it only takes one word to heal him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Harry P., Teddy L. - Complete
Harmony by halffictionalprincess reviews
A series of fluffy Harmony (Harry/Hermione) one-shots, done for "The Lyric Challenge" on HPFC!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/9/2015 - Published: 3/7/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Faded Pictures In My Scrapbook by TheNextFolchart reviews
A collection of drabbles featuring the Weasley family. Written primarily for the Connect The Weasleys Challenge on HPFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,989 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/7/2015 - Published: 3/29/2014
Gred and Forge by halffictionalprincess reviews
Sometimes to learn to value your own family is by watching someone lose theirs. Fred and George learn this lesson from two little girls who had to grow up a little too fast.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2015 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Falling by halffictionalprincess reviews
Will they fall from the broom or in love?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,740 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 1/5/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Amber and Emerald by Contramancer reviews
Response to whitetigerwolf's Polyjuice Cat challenge. When Hermione is told her Polyjuice problem is permanent, Harry refuses to let his best friend go through this alone. He chooses to drink a similar potion, and the consequences of that choice are unpredictable and far-reaching. Rating for later themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 78,854 - Reviews: 1556 - Favs: 4,425 - Follows: 5,057 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Take A Chance by halffictionalprincess reviews
Would Harry be able to convince Hermione to take a chance on him? A Valentine Special!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/13/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and What Could Have Been by HermioneNHarry reviews
Sure the story of Deathly Hallows is great but what if Harry and Hermione finally got sick of Ron leaving them. This is my Harry/Hermione version of Deathly Hallows from the morning after Ron left on. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,097 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 2/11/2015 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Name Games by halffictionalprincess reviews
Hermione wonders why Harry never called her 'Granger'. Will the names be in her favor? HarmonyFluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/11/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Tease by patricia51 reviews
Jessie accuses Emma of deliberately driving her crazy in a public place. She's right. So what should be done about it? Set sometime after "Working Her". Femslash. Jessie/Emma. Rated M.
Jessie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/8/2015 - [Emma R., Jessie P.] - Complete
What The Heart Wants by EJ Daniels reviews
At the end of the war Harry determines what he wants as well as what he must do to live a normal life. Hermione must decide just where her future lays and if it will mean following her heart or listening to her head.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,878 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 2/5/2015 - Published: 1/10/2015 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Ron W., Kingsley S. - Complete
Broken Bonds by broomstick flyer reviews
Harry is not happy about the adult responce to the Dementor attack in Little whinging. His letter to the order at Grimmauld place has some unforseen consequences some of which turn out quite good for both Harry and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,265 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 3,073 - Follows: 1,920 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 12/7/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Don't look back in Anger by RobSt reviews
Can some angry words change everything?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,102 - Reviews: 5199 - Favs: 8,593 - Follows: 5,665 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 9/4/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Challenge Accepted! by halffictionalprincess reviews
Harry accepts the challenge to distract Hermione from her studying. Will he succeed? Harmony-fluff!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Tale of Two Souls by Out of Custody reviews
Ed is not convinced she can be trusted, no witch can - but considring the circumstances, how long can his resistance stand? [EdMione] M for safety and because of later, gorier, scenes
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,005 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 1/11/2015 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Hermione G., Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Missing Harry by HPFANGIB reviews
At the end of fifth year Harry disappears from Hogwarts only to resurface from time to time through out the summer, what is he doing. CH6 updated, CH7 Posted. A Harry/Multi story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,131 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 1/11/2015 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
All I Want For Christmas by Ally147 reviews
"What about me?" Harry protested, a spectacular pout on his lips. "You should come spend Christmas with me. I don't have anywhere else to go either; we'll be outcasts together!" H/Hr, Post-Hogwarts AU, EWE. Written for the 2014 Christmas Mini Fest on LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,547 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 123 - Published: 1/8/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Duncan Dream Hotel by Hardbihomie reviews
Ep1 of s04: the Duncan family find themselves staying in a hotel while their house is repaired after being destroyed by termites let loose by Bob in the last episode of s03. In this episode of the show the whole family are sharing a single hotel room with 2 beds. What might happen when Teddy (17) and her 14yr old brother Gabe end up sharing a bed, in the same room as their parents.
Good Luck Charlie - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,929 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Teddy D., Gabe D.
A Different Horcrux Hunt by JackPotr reviews
Things change after Ron leaves. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,057 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 450 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Granger rescue by broomstick flyer reviews
Taken to the black house Harry becomes suspicious of the Hermione he met there. Her attitude was one thing that seemed wrong, but there were other things that he noticed. Things most would not even think about. He needed to make sure and that need led to a new adventure for Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,833 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 467 - Published: 11/27/2014 - Complete
Reminiscing by halffictionalprincess reviews
Sometimes the answers of the future lie in the past, and once on a windy September evening, reminiscing about the past gave them the answers they'd been searching for their whole lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 11/22/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Greatness of Being Free by xXRavenclawPrincessXx reviews
All it takes is for Hagrid to remember to tell Harry how to get on to Platform Nine and three-quarters and Harry's story is changed. Weasley/Dumbledore bashing. Harry/Hermione Soul Bond.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,834 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Spark by HPFANGIB reviews
Harry finds his 'power he knows not'. Quick little story, just having fun when I wrote this a long time ago.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,048 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/16/2014
The Smile by halffictionalprincess reviews
Set in the 6th year, Hermione and Harry realize what they were looking for is standing right in front of them, Smiling. Because everybody needs a little Harmony in their lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Finding Home by Man of Constant Sorrow reviews
Tired of the pain and suffering they endure while living with their relatives, Twins Harry and Elizabeth Potter run away. Eventual Pairing: Harry/Elizabeth/Hermione/Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 78 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC, Luna L.
Nocturnal, or Year of the Cat by forcedInduction reviews
It all started with the Polyjuice Incident. Second-year Harry and Hermione star in a very surreal romantic comedy. Featuring Ron "Lovable Comic Relief" Weasley and Luna "Not Dating Ron in my Stories" Lovegood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,117 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 2,698 - Follows: 1,702 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 1/4/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
Noticed by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry always suffered from the abuse of the Dursleys and nobody ever acted on it or even or noticed it. Thanks to a coincidence during the time after smugling Norbert out that changed. See what a small change can do.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,047 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 4,035 - Follows: 1,990 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Harry P., Poppy P. - Complete
Wicked Max by Hardbihomie reviews
13yr old Max Russo had been experiencing the raging hormones of mortal teenage boys for the last few months, waking up every morning with rigid hard-ons. But he wasn't a normally mortal boy, he could do magic! Maybe not so well, but if he applied himself a little maybe he could use his magic to fulfill his fantasies, especially those involve his hot 15yr old sister Alex.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,157 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Alex R., Max R., Teresa R., Harper
Meant To Be by Harrysmaster1 reviews
Harry and his Hermione rewrite. Some things were just meant to be. Bilbo was meant to find The Ring, Eragon was meant to find Saphira, and Harry and Hermione were meant to find one another. Fate has destined that they shall be together, and so it shall be. They shall find their other half in one another, and in love they shall become whole. cowrited by Man of Constant Sorrow.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 112 - Published: 11/1/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Attack of the Mary-Sue! by Zighana reviews
The Harry Potter fandom and many others have been waging war against the venomous beings of all fanfiction: the Mary Sue. When one enters the Harry Potter world and infects the characters with its unrealistic and annoying qualities, it's up to Harry Potter to hop through many universes to stop the spread, before it destroys the very fabric of fanfiction as we know it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/29/2014 - Harry P., OC
The Great Prank War by My pen's name is Steve reviews
The twins disagree with the way Harry is being left out of the loop and decide to do something about it. What they don't expect is that their simple action will have a ripple effect, changing the events that are to come. Starts in the summer after fourth and before fifth. probably eventually HP/GW. Rated T because I don't understand the K/K ratings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 103 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Harry P., George W.] Fred W.
Acid by PaperMoonsandWolfstar reviews
One haze and one trip might change everything. M for drug content amongst other things. Wolfstar.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/27/2014 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P.
Rita to the Rescue by Himawari-no-Ichizoku reviews
All Rita Skeeter wanted to do was write about the secret location of the Boy-Who-Lived, but she stumbled upon something even bigger then whose spoiling the brat. Dark secrets have been kept behind the doors of number four and five of Privet Drive. Contains allusions to sexual, physical, and mental abuse of children, a few OC's, evil!Albus(maybe), good!Snape(maybe), Weasley!bashing?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/25/2014
Anti-Dramione by dracobasher reviews
In the World of Dramione Never attempted by anyone Before, give it a shot. Cliche Dramione plots disected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,752 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M.
The Birthday Gift by HPFANGIB reviews
Harry only wants one thing for his birthday but he'll have to give it to himself, but it ends up benefiting more then just him, and he gets more then he ever imagined in return.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,152 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/11/2014
Curse of a Horcrux by ridiculous129 reviews
Hermione finds a way to destroy a horcrux but unbeknownst to her the ritual has certain drastic ramifications. Pure smut - A/U
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,226 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 10/9/2014 - Published: 10/8/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Compound Interest by Cillit Bang Bang reviews
Vernon Dursley is an ambitious man. And when he finds a freak at his front door, he opts to see it not as a burden, but as an opportunity. An opportunity that shall provide him with rich rewards in due time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,819 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Justin F., Susan B.
Love is a haven by atiaahmed reviews
In Second Year Severus and Harry developed an understanding due to a love charm that was placed on Snape. How will their relationship continue after the charm wears of? See how that develops alongside road blocks like Lupin, Black and Pettigrew. This is a Sequel to "Love is a charm", guardianfic, no slash, Severitus-ish
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 75,106 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
What is a Lord? by ProfessorPedant reviews
Why is Voldemort a Lord? Why are the Blacks a noble house? Lords, Ladies, and other titles get hammered out in a short conversation between Harry and some DA members. Mostly a chance to address a pet peeve of mine - the frequent misuse of titles in HP stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/1/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Quest of the Time-Turner by FandomGod321 reviews
Gone mad from Fred's death, George tries to find a way to save him using a stolen time-turner, but, after smashing it to the floor, he sends himself, Ginny, Harry, Ron, and Hermione far back into the past, right around the time of The Lord of the Rings. In a mad turn of events, they find themselves trying to destroy two enemies, one who was ripped from his very time stream.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,068 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 12/30/2013
The Half Blood Princess by navnit reviews
What if Hermione wasn't as muggleborn as she claimed to be? What if she knew more about the Wizarding World than she let on? What if she had a mission? HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Last Will by HPFANGIB reviews
In their sixth year Hermione finds Harry's Will, learning of his love for her, but what will she do with this knowledge. Pairings...I'm not telling, but there is a easy way to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,131 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 235 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Complete
Epiphany by Hemlata reviews
A DH story, fairly true to the original plot line, written from Hermione's perspective, starting from the point where Ron left... A story of Hermione discovering, in the silences shared with her best friend, what love truly meant... what love had meant all along. (No Ron-bashing).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,950 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The First Task, Through Her Eyes by navnit reviews
What would it be like if we saw the first task through our favourite bookworms eyes. (Note: Does not exactly follow cannon, ye have been warned.) HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,671 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/13/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Daily Prophet by PhoenixFireHope reviews
A daily prophet article exposes Harry's abuse at the hands of his relatives. What will the reaction of his friends and family be? Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Letters by Emmeebee reviews
There are some things that feel impossible to say, even to your best friend. Filled with trepidation at the idea of facing Hermione after the letters they both received that morning, Harry finds himself doing the unthinkable - hiding from his best friend in his own house. But he knows as well as anyone that you can't hide forever, and perhaps that's not a bad thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/8/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Reading Fairy Tales by TheNextFolchart reviews
The thickest book on the shelf by her bed was about a beauty who fell for a beast, which Lily Evans thought was the most romantic thing in the world, and which Sirius Black thought was a load of crap.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Outlaw Sirius Black by Man of Constant Sorrow reviews
Sometimes to see justice done, you must take the law into your own hands. Harry Potter has seen that corruption and apathy keep evil from reaping its just reward. So he shall become judge, jury, and executioner, all under the guise of one of the wizarding worlds most infamous villains. Post-OotP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,804 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Magic Words by TheNextFolchart reviews
"James Potter is infinitely kind," Sirius repeated slowly, and he was grinning. "Evans. Do mine ears deceive me?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2014 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Petunia by NerdyPotatoFacedLoser97 reviews
When one of Dudley's daughters turns out to be a witch, how do her grandparents react?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Petunia D., Dudley D., Vernon D. - Complete
Ginnys pants by Ilyharrykins reviews
The weasely boys have gone out and Ginny thinks she is home alone. NOT SUITABLE FOR KIDS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/14/2014
Of Death and Fate by vagrantboy reviews
Harry Potter finds himself in an odd situation after the World Cup event. Harry/Hermione/Daphne. Rating for potential language and more adult subject matter down the line.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 74,940 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 2,172 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G.
The Wrong Witch by Cosette 24601 reviews
Caspian decides he does want to summon the White Witch... but something goes wrong and Hermione ends up being called into Narnia instead! And there's suddenly a mysterious new witch who shows up at Hogwarts the night Hermione disappears. Sequel "Across Two Worlds" has been posted!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,462 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 2/21/2014 - [Hermione G., Peter Pevensie] Harry P., Jadis the White Witch - Complete
Love is a charm by atiaahmed reviews
Harry unexpectedly finds himself being tutored by Professor Snape. And as if that wasn't weird enough, Snape's actually nice to him. On the other side, Snape cannot fathom why he'd suddenly feel so protective of Harry bloody Potter! What is the reason behind this development and will it last? They'll find out one thing: love truly is a charm. Severitus, completed, no slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,429 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Unwritten Rule of Loyalty by The Blind Dragon reviews
One shot. Sixth year. After seeing Ron kissing Lavender and Hermione crying, Harry does something about it. Rated M for some coarse language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Girl who Loved by ridiculous129 reviews
It was the beginning of 6th year and Hermione has had enough of Harry's sulking around Hogwarts so she decides to confront him. H/Hr - oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/24/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter: Rise of an Empire by Lord-Drakos reviews
DISCONTINUED. Discovering his magic at an early age, Harry Potter set's out on a journey of adventure. An encounter with a Goa'uld however, sets him on the path of conquest and godhood. Powerful-Godlike Harry. Goa'uld Harry. Gray Harry. Rated M for violence and language. Warning: Contains Cliches.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 106,929 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 2,100 - Follows: 2,232 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Harry P.
Love, Blood and Soul by HPFANGIB reviews
After weeks of nightmares Hermione visits Harry in his dorm and things get heated and surprises happen. (One Shot)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,418 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 157 - Published: 7/20/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Your Friend, Remus by TheNextFolchart reviews
A one-sided correspondence between two friends who were both monsters - except that neither of them were monsters at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,519 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Fragile by Mr.Baratheon97 reviews
After the war, everyone forgot Harry. This is Hermione's story of looking after him, and their journey to a more healthy mentality. Disclaimer: I don't own HP. Read and Review so I get motivated to write more :) I'm currently going back to fix stuff so bear with me - I haven't forgotten it or anything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,829 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 6/19/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Ginny W.
Obliviate and Goodbye by broomstick flyer reviews
Harry finally loses his temper with Snape during his remedial potions lesson, which leads to him discovering some things that have him leaving Hogwarts and taking Hermione with him. But not before he visits Dumbledore to vent some anger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,201 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What We're Fighting For by James Spookie reviews
The savior of magical Britain is believed dead until he shows up to fight Death Eaters. Hermione Granger is a very lonely young woman without a single friend until she boards the Hogwarts Express for her sixth year, and her life take a major turn. SERIOUS WARNING. Rated M for a reason. DO NOT READ if easily offended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 244,762 - Reviews: 2999 - Favs: 10,234 - Follows: 5,843 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Neville L., Lavender B. - Complete
Away from Magic by broomstick flyer reviews
This little tale is about what happened after the battle of Hogwarts. It is not an exciting tale full of fight scenes or blood and guts. It is just a slow fluffy bit about Harry and Hermione. The Epilogue as I would like to see it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,801 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 221 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Best of Friends by RagingCassowary reviews
The supposed death of Scabbers in book three brings Harry and Hermione closer together, instead of further apart. This story follows the two best friends in the events that follow, as together they face down a murderous godfather, an army of dementors and an angry Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,879 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Very Potter Christmas by insynchlikeharmony reviews
Just a little Potter family Christmas! Harry and Hermione explain the importance of a couple of trinkets to Hugh and Jasmine while reminiscing of what brought them all together. Stories and gifts are exchanged (not just the ones under the tree ;D) and harmony is achieved. A little 'Christmas in July' fic for you guys! :) *rated M for lemon*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/11/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Padma's Advice by HPFANGIB reviews
Hermione Takes Padma's Advice and gets the boy she wants. (One shot)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 150 - Published: 7/5/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Padma P. - Complete
The Firebolt by BrownOwlet reviews
News coverage of the release of the Firebolt
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Complete
The Auror Files by asianwriter reviews
Jumping ahead 30 years since the fall of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, this story follows the story of Auror Thomas Bellamy as he looks into the case of a crazed cult trying to bring back the Dark Lord. - (This story is going to be written in short chapter format a la the Da Vinci Code.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2014
The Witch Burnings in Muggle and Wizard Society by BrownOwlet reviews
Remember the essay in History of Magic that Harry had to write at the beginning of The Prisoner of Azkaban? This is almost it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Complete
Below Her Bed by TheNextFolchart reviews
No matter what she tells her family, she does not regret Tom Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Bad Night to Be a Death Eater by lynxreader reviews
Voldemort's resurrection was not a joyous occasion for any of the attendants. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Lucius M. - Complete
I've bloodied the Devil (with steel from on high) by branbridge reviews
They should have never gotten married.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
No Lies and Nightmares by Creaturess of the Night reviews
Harry has a nightmare while at Grimmauld Place for Christmas and he talks to Sirius, telling him things that he hasn't told anyone else. But what will happen when Sirius notices something on Harry's hand? Read and find out! Sirius and Harry one-shot. Family fluff, not a slash story. Mentions of Sirius and Remus brotherly fluff also. I apologize for the bad summary. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/21/2014
Alone by PosionQuill reviews
She was always alone. Always waiting. A view on Lunas relationship with the golden trio. A short, depressing fic about Lunas complicated relationship with her friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Luna L. - Complete
Griffindor Courage by accioweasleys4 reviews
"I'm mad for her!" Just a short little drabble where Neville finally tells Luna how he feels. Movie canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2014 - [Luna L., Neville L.] - Complete
This house no longer feels like home by atiaahmed reviews
After the battle of seven Harrys, Snape gets the special mission to find clues about Harry Potter in Privet Drive. The story the old home to the Dursleys tells, leaves Snape shocked and changes his views towards the Boy Who Lived. OneShot, after the Harrys departure from Privat Drive in DH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Complete
The First Prophecy by BrownOwlet reviews
The first prophecy Sybill Trelawney made and how Albus Dumbledore witnessed it. Oneshot. Rated T just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Albus D., Sybill T. - Complete
Stargazing by suffering225588 reviews
Yes it actually is the last word of this One Shot fanfic. So it is not actually related to stargazing. Just read. Harry and Hermione have a fun night in the woods during a camp. Do Review. COMPLETE. Edited!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Harmony Headcanon Challenge Week 4 by insynchlikeharmony reviews
Just a short little Harmony drabble I wrote for a tumblr challenge. The objective was to use 3 theme words; the words for Week 4 were pensieve, post-war (in some version of the word), and patronus! :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harmony Headcanon Challenge Week 3 by insynchlikeharmony reviews
Just a short little Harmony drabble I wrote for a tumblr challenge. The objective was to use 3 theme words; the words for Week 3 were amortentia, mirror of erised, and jealous! :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/20/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harmony Headcanon Challenge Week 2 by insynchlikeharmony reviews
Just a short little Harmony drabble I wrote for a tumblr challenge. The objective was to use 3 theme words; the words for Week 2 were silk, candle, and time-turner! :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harmony Headcanon Challenge Week 1 by insynchlikeharmony reviews
Just a short little Harmony drabble I wrote for a tumblr challenge. The objective was to use 3 theme words; the words for Week 1 were plaid shirt, sunset, and hot chocolate! :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
It's a curse by ShebaFox reviews
Lilly Potter gives birth to twins with two potential father's. One, James Potter, the other, The Dark Lord... Her rapist. When the twins are attacked Lilly takes the opportunity to rid herself of the child she believes to be a product of the rape. Alex will figure out who she really is one day and who will take the brunt of her destruction? Her father? Or her mother?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Harry P., Alex R.
Great Hearts Think Alike by insynchlikeharmony reviews
Short, sappy HxHr drabble about Hermione going to confront Harry about Ginny using a love potion on him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Complete
That's Up To You by insynchlikeharmony reviews
Harry needs to find a date for Slughorn's Party. Who would ever go with him and not be caught up in his 'Boy Who Lived' status?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Meant To Be by insynchlikeharmony reviews
A short HxHr drabble. Just after Ron's exit from the tent.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Classroom Fantasy by DeliciouslyTaboo reviews
Recognizing he was quickly becoming obsess with Ginny, Snape lets his imagination run wild one day while the two of them are alone in his classroom. - One Shot. PWP. Part of my Taboo Collection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2014 - Severus S., Ginny W. - Complete
Hermione's Love of Books by Sapphire Jacqueline Stone reviews
Two stories into one, in which Hermione reflects on the first ever book she received as a present, and her fascination for Potions, even though she doesn't like Snape. Written for the Qudditch Fanfiction Competition, and my team, The Tutshill Tornadoes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/10/2014 - Complete
Not One For Dramatics by hurricanes reviews
My last two oneshots haven't shown what's going on in Hermione's mind, so here are her thoughts following the infamous Harry/Ginny kiss in the Gryffindor Common Room.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Crow by RobSt reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 29848 - Favs: 33,374 - Follows: 20,371 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
HARMONY by insynchlikeharmony reviews
Harry and Hermione playing Scrabble one night in the tent. Seems simple enough but it turns into a trip down memory lane... and a look to the future? *Post-Ron exit*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,293 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Missing Moment from Shell Cottage by Mione Weasley 3 reviews
A missing moment from Shell Cottage after the trio arrive between Bill and Fleur. One of my first non Ron/Hermione fanfics! Everything's J.K. Rowling's!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Fleur D., Bill W. - Complete
Harry Escapes the Crapilogue by JackPotr reviews
Another Harry/Susan one shot. I'm sure the title doesn't give it all away.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,844 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 1,781 - Follows: 613 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The HP Adventures by Ragnarok'n'Roll reviews
Harry and Hermione are on the Hunt. Ron has gone. As our two heroes make their way to a village they find something. A book belonging to B.S. Befor ethey know it they are thrown into a world of Vampires, deamons and worst of all, Americans. How will they cope. M for language and later scenes
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Buffy S., Spike, Harry P., Hermione G.
Reunion at a cafe by Lisa Doe reviews
Harry and Dudley meet in a café in London and catch up about their life with their respective others.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dudley D., OC - Complete
Handfasting by mlle.imandeus reviews
This Is an Elsanna story that I wrote months ago and then deleted because I got so many messages about the language I use. I guess I got a little too convoluted and faux archaic. I don't know. But I decided that I like the story and am proud of it. so I am republishing it. I might continue it. I'm not sure. Rated M for mmmmmmmm lesbian incest.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,250 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/1/2014 - [Anna, Elsa]
Public Safety by Yunaine reviews
Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 4,823 - Follows: 1,582 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
DI Potter by Susan M. M reviews
Sherlock Holmes is suspicious. There's something odd about Detective Inspector Potter, something uncanny. A short-short.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/28/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
His Seventh Year by charlottembp reviews
Draco has returned to Hogwarts to repeat his last year at school, but one of his friends is worried that he is pushing everyone away and holding onto the past. Drastoria one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2014 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
Hermione,Luna,Dobby-threesome by ZombieMistress reviews
This is just a joke story that my man convinced me to type for giggles so please no hate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/28/2014 - Hermione G., Luna L., Dobby - Complete
One Wizard Too Many by KUCrow1997 reviews
Harry gets picked for the Triwizard Tournament. He does not like this. Mayhem, destruction, and HHR. OOC Harry. M for violence and frequent profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,117 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 6,031 - Follows: 6,846 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the curse of the stone by SimsFanatic reviews
Wizards, Vampires,Werewolves,Angels and more. Alex Russo starts her first first year at Hogwarts: the school of her dreams with her BFF Harper Weasley and her cousin.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 5/13/2014
Dark Desires - Reposted! by The Dark Dragen reviews
A deep desire to be with someone can sometimes motivate people to do dark and terrible things to get the person you want. A young Ginny Weasley realizes this in her first year at Hogwarts, when she is desperate to be with her childhood crush Harry Potter, and is willing to go as far as to r*** him just to achieve this.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,135 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 153 - Published: 5/16/2014 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Our Little Miracle by Im a Skyscraper reviews
Alex Russo lost her parents, twin brother Max and older brother Justin in a car crash in London, England. Petunia Dursley ends up taking Alex in and Alex becomes her daughter. Alex changes everyone's lives... for the better. Dudley becomes a protective older brother, Harry becomes her best friend... and later, boyfriend, Vernon becomes the protective father. Petunia becomes a mom.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 33,121 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Complete
Fear is what runs my life by ForeverEndsHere reviews
Alex Russo is an 11 year old girl with a past that haunts her and a dream that wont go away. Harry Potter is an 11 year old boy dreaming about a girl who is scared of her past. what will happen when these 2 meet and discover that they share the same future Genre: Romance, Mystry, Drama, Horror.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,308 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/6/2014 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Harry P., Alex R.
The Harmony Bond by brigrove reviews
AU - Harry is rescued from the Dursleys by the Grangers, but they first time they touch, both Harry and Hermione collapse unconscious. A Harry Hermione soul bond fic - will be romance LATER.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 85 - Words: 267,836 - Reviews: 6142 - Favs: 5,095 - Follows: 5,253 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Le Droit du Seigneur by Amiastine reviews
In order to protect herself from rising attacks against Muggleborns, Hermione is forced to accept Ron's marriage proposal. Everything, including her wand, will become his to do with as he pleases. Little do the pair suspect, however, that their union is about to be cut short by the last person they expect to see: their long-time nemesis Draco Malfoy. AU. DM/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,455 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Blurry Beginnings by DrunkBlogging reviews
ONE- SHOT. PRE-HOGWARTS. Little Harry Potter is having trouble seeing things. When his schoolteacher notices, she sends him for an appointment at the eye doctor. Everyone knows Harry has bad vision, but do we know that he started off with blurry beginnings?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2014
Dancing Souls by JellyBeanLover2010 reviews
AU: Dumbledore gets an idea during the Yule Ball, introduce Dance classes to Hogwarts. The Headmaster hires a Dance Witch instructor to teach contemporary and traditional dances. Who signs up for these dance classes? What secret's does the new staff member holds? What does our favorite Potions Master thinks of these classes? Read on to find out! Reviews welcome! Enjoy :lights dim:
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 4/1/2014 - Severus S., Albus D., OC
I Wasn't Talking to YOU by patricia51 reviews
It's the night after the parade of tributes in "Catching Fire". Katniss is terribly upset. Peeta wants to know why. She tells him. He wishes she hadn't. Humor
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
The Snow Storm by Marvelous Maestro reviews
I think this is the 1st Teddy/Gabe fanfic, or at least it's the first one you can find this easy. Will be more chapters. I don't own anything, I merely write what comes to my head for my stories.
Good Luck Charlie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,182 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 12/5/2011 - [Gabe D., Teddy D.]
The Engagement by Squirellybur reviews
After DH, canon H/G. Harry knows he wants to marry Ginny, but the prospect of proposing is scarier that facing the Dark Lord!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
At the Ball by Calyn reviews
When brothers worry overmuch about things that are none of their business, or show they have forgotten lessons learned, Susan is not amused. A fragment inspired by Allyson's "Fairytale."
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Caspian X, Peter Pevensie, Susan Pevensie - Complete
Underhanded Means by Jaysnow-Silverblaze reviews
Ron isn't the perfect light Weasley and he WILL get onto the quiddich team, regardless of what kind of trickery he must use. RonxOliver rare paring! Top!Ron. Darkish!Ron May be changed to M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Ron W., Oliver W. - Complete
The Horrific Book-To-Film Adaptations Support Group by BekdeMontfort reviews
After their book-to-film adaptations graced the big screen, our favourite book characters were left feeling used, abused, and forever scarred. Where do they turn to? The Horrific Book-To-Film Adaptations Support Group. Starring Edmund and Lucy Pevensie, Aang, Eragon, Percy Jackson, Frodo Baggins, and your beloved narrator-turned-therapist.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Complete
Harmony KISS Challenge by insynchlikeharmony reviews
Just a little HxHr challenge from tumblr. We had to write Harmony drabbles based on certain words and we had to limit them to 100 words. So if you're wondering why they're so short or why there isn't more information, 100 words isn't that much to work with :P
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Start of Something Good by insynchlikeharmony reviews
Just a little HxHr drabble based on Daughtry's song, "Start of Something Good".
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ships In The Night by insynchlikeharmony reviews
Just a little HxHr drabble based on the Mat Kearney song, "Ships in the Night"
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Resurrection by becuzitswrong reviews
A soul fragment unleashed. A merging of sorts. How will a different Harry Potter take on his fourth year? How will others react to a ruthless and practical Harry? Where does Harry Potter leave off and Tom Riddle begin? Will a different darkness threaten the world? Answers lie within.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,938 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 2/12/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Luna L.
The name's Harry, Harry Rosenblatt by Master of the AUs reviews
What if Harry had grown with a different Aunt and cousin? Knowing the hating of magic of Petunia, Dumbledore decided to leave Harry with the youngest of the Evans's sisters, not knowing Margaret already had a pretty big problem to care about.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firebreather - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,007 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Harry P., Duncan R., Margaret R. - Complete
Stupid by The Seamonkey reviews
DH spoilers. Hermione's wandering train of thought as she washes the dishes. 'Ron will kill me if he sees me cleaning without a wand. You're a witch, act like it! he'd say. He doesn't understand that I need the distraction...' HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 78,044 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Troll! Troll in the Dungeon by HermanTumbleweed reviews
It always bugged me that Harry, as an abused kid, accepted the way Ron spoke of and to Hermione. What if Harry had stood up to Ron? How would the troll incident have gone? This is how it should probably have been written if JKR had not been so intent on the OBHWF trope. Enjoy! Warning for some strong language, hence the M rating, and for fairly heavy Ron bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,924 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 3,050 - Follows: 1,098 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Minerva M., Neville L. - Complete
He Is Not One of Us by Bloodfire87 reviews
Harry decides that he has enough of the cheater badges, the dark and fearful looks at him, and just the crappiness to his life, and the Tournament doesn't help. M for safety sake Review please! Oh and this is HP/HG Cheers!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,468 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 2,421 - Follows: 3,169 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
To Win by Losing Points by brainthief reviews
A genuine offer accidentally turns less than innocent. It leads to the halls of Hogwarts hosting a cat and mouse game. Desperate, Harry introduces a third type of animal. Because some snakes are predictable.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 148 - Published: 1/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Winter Court by Dunstan Xenon reviews
The Winter Queen has a mission for the Winter Lady and Winter Knight, and they are going to make quite the impact on Harry Potter, on the Ministry, and at Hogwarts. After Cold Days in Dresden Files. Beginning of OotP for the HP Books. Slight AU before and major split during the course of the story. HP/HG and possible HD/MC. Please judge the story on the story and not the summary.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,791 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., H. Dresden, Molly C.
The Hostage by Xelan reviews
Our favorite witch, held captive, chained by fearsome manacles. A crazy captor. Harry nowhere to be seen. The traditional damsel cliché? Didn't he already do that? Maybe... Read on and maybe you'll be amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 179 - Published: 1/19/2014 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Joyous Yule by mlle.imandeus reviews
Anna teaches Elsa to swim. Adorable Elsanna 'cest ensues. This is a story that treats a long term incestuous relationship as a positive and adorable thing that the main characters should strive towards. It is rated M for strong sexual content. It also treats Arendelle as a nordic pagan country. followed up with my 'Handfasting' story if you want to read it.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,132 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/27/2013 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
The Challenge of the Goblet by Luan Mao reviews
Harry knew that Fourth Year was going to be a challenge. It was almost like he'd seen it before. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 485 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
On Crimson Wings by Contramancer reviews
Response to GoldenSteel's My gf is a what? challenge. GoF: Hermione has a secret. One that even she doesn't know. When she unearths a highly dangerous ritual to help Harry in the first task, the two of them never expected that secret to hit them both and change them into Great Dragons! Are they doomed to be treated as beasts? What does this mean for the TWT? H/Hr; AD/RW/MW putdown.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,512 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 3,265 - Follows: 2,108 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Red Headed Stepchild by sfjoellen reviews
Transgender Harry. fem!Harry Harry/Hermione. Dumbledore bashing. Mature Language and Themes. Not Explicit. Not Stupidly Overpowered Harry. Not Stupid Adults.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 110,435 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 1,064 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Wedding of Ron Weasley by Xelan reviews
Despite the title, Ron has very few lines. This story focuses on whom he's trying to marry. Another wedding at the burrow, but something is amiss. Heron fans will not be pleased and do remember I'm a Harmony author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 132 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Hermione G. - Complete
Done a Runner by fantasyra reviews
A secret romance, a bothersome Headmaster, and angry Parents. What are two teens madly in love going to do when push comes to shove and everyone in the world is trying to keep them apart? Expect Bashing, Explicit content, and a wild ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,985 - Reviews: 1776 - Favs: 3,269 - Follows: 4,002 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
From Humble Beginnings by Deserdi Verimas reviews
Retelling of the books without Ron. Harmony. More Neville. Rated M - violence, language and potential smut. Incomplete. Intended to be 1 of 7.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,195 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter Wishing for a friend by Red Phoenix Dragon reviews
Harry could not find out how to get onto platform 9 3/4. So he wished for a friend with all of his heart, when he got far more than he could wished for. MOF Dumbledore H/Hr One wish has changed everything! Chapter 27. Sharing the Joy of Quidditch. Hogwarts' First years visit Beauxbatons and Durmstrang to invite them to next Tri-Wizard Tournament of Quidditch. Draco is back! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 194,413 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 2,015 - Follows: 2,105 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Spell It Out by allthatissacredandholy reviews
"At some point while you are growing up, your magic will manifest itself physically. You will get a set of words on your wrist. These words will be specific to your soulmate, the one person your magic knows you are supposed to be with." Harry/Hermione, Soulmates!AU Side ships: Ron/Luna, Seamus/Dean
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,289 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 208 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Me And My Dog And the Insufferable Know-It-All by Teddylonglong reviews
ONE-SHOT. Harry returns to Grimmauld Place after his NEWTS. Auror training is supposed to commence in two weeks' time; however, due to an advertisement on the Wizardnet, Harry decides to take a different path, together with what seems to be a very intelligent dog. Set after Hogwarts, completely AU, partly OOC. Main characters Harry Potter, Severus Snape, Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,085 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
No Need to Settle by bosk reviews
My spin on how things should have gone when Ron returned during the Horcrux hunt, and how it would effect the end of the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,774 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Nothing to Lose by Writing Warriors reviews
This story, as a few are in the world of Harry Potter fanfiction, stems from one of those many ideas of Rorschachs Blot, entitled "Nothing to Lose." One of the areas this story will explore is the possible impact on Harry Potter and friends of the isolation that our dear old friend, Albus Dumbledore, always fed to him: this isolation will make up its own reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,681 - Reviews: 1750 - Favs: 4,486 - Follows: 2,713 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Witches' Conspiracy by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Four women are disgusted with the disinterest Dumbledore shows regarding the upbringing and happiness of Harry Potter. Well if wizards won't do anything to help the boy, the witches will. And they will succeed with their conspiracy. No bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,643 - Reviews: 1009 - Favs: 4,151 - Follows: 2,671 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
The Runner by Makokam reviews
A new super villain has been making fools of the NYPD and the cities super heroes. Including Kick-Ass and Hit Girl. When Hit Girl's drastically increased training regime proves insufficient, their only hope of catching him is the dangerous "Yoshi Maneuver" -Explicit sexual content.-
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl - Complete
Forbiden Love at Hogwarts by Alex12321 reviews
Will a famous popstar find love in an unexpected way? much fun ensues One-shit. SB/OC Plz r and R. I reposted it it because I want to.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Oblivious by plinker5x5 reviews
An alternate version of Deathly Hallows, diverging from the trio's time at Grimmauld Place. Hermione discovers that the last six years didn't happen exactly as she and Harry remember. H/Hr. Story not abandoned! Here comes the next chapter!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,013 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 1,288 - Follows: 1,725 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P.
The Accidental Bond by kb0 reviews
Harry finds that his "saving people thing" is a power of its own, capable of bonding single witches to him if their life is in mortal danger, with unusual results. H/multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 415,017 - Reviews: 4603 - Favs: 9,561 - Follows: 6,657 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Loneliness by Piccolo999 reviews
Harry and Hermione are both lonely children. They meet at Hogwarts and form a strong bond of friendship, with undercurrents of love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 24,565 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Bilius and Herm by Luan Mao reviews
So few days of summer vacation, and we have to waste every one!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Hermione G. - Complete
Deus ex Coemeterium - A Tale of Christmas Eve by apAidan reviews
Harry and Hermione have set out for Godric's Hollow, only to discover it's Christmas Eve. What might have happened if they'd discovered a bit more that silent night. A bit OOC since Harry stops and thinks about exactly how much Hermione has given up for him over the years. My apologies for the formatting of the epitaphs, couldn't make that work once it was uploaded.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 128 - Published: 12/25/2012 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Hermione Granger is Stupid by Ruinus reviews
Set during 6th year, Hermione gets help from two people she least expected and realizes she's in love with the wrong guy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 154,211 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 2,920 - Follows: 1,487 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Fear Cloaked As Courage by anthfan reviews
Retelling of the H/Hr story beginning with Slughorn's X-Mas party in Year 6 Hermione's plan to get back at Ron backfires when McLaggen turns out not to be the guy everyone thought he was. The repercussions of her attack bring the Trio closer together.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,061 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P.
The Wizardess and the Nanny by patricia51 reviews
While taking a walk a bored Alex Russo finds herself entranced by a young woman she meets at the park. Sparks fly. And who knows just what might lurk deep inside some people? Vaguely related to "Wizardess and Witch" and "After the Game". Femslash. Serious femslash. Even kinky femslash. Definitely "M". One shot.
Crossover - Wizards of Waverly Place & Jessie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/5/2012 - [Alex R., Jessie P.] - Complete
The Lurks of the Wizard by RandomThinking reviews
WizTech is getting closed, and the Russo siblings need to go to Hogwarts to continue their wizardry studies. What would happe if the Russos befriend the Golden Trio? New loves perhaps? Follow these young wizards magical adventures.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,196 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Harry P., Alex R.
When You Make All the Wrong Desicions by becksbiggestfan reviews
When Alex, Justin and Max are sent to Hogwarts by their father they have a smooth start. They make friends, they get romantic and even a little adventurous. But, when Alex uncovers an evil plot, she'll have to choose between her brother and her boyfriend.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,388 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Draco M., Alex R.
Harry Potter and the Grim by Bronkwin2 reviews
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Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Hermione's First Time by vanityandsunshine reviews
Hermione has never experienced something that she is desperately craving now. Will Harry be able to help her finally achieve this goal? H/Hr rated M for sexual content. Tickling story, don't like don't read. R&R if you do.Sixth book with a twist, ignoring anything involving Ginny or Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
How To Remove a Wizarding Portrait 101 by shannalynn reviews
Fed up by the not so eloquent speeches shot her way by the late Walburga Black's portrait, Hermione decides to take matters into her own hands with a little help from Sirius. No pairings. Just a fun little one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 78 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
We are much more than friends by Cassandra Stokes reviews
What happens when Hermione realizes that her feelings towards Harry aren't what she thought?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
It's Easy by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry proves to Ron that asking a girl out is easier than he thinks it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 1,679 - Follows: 410 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Poisoned by bholley reviews
Hermione is badly injured by a dark poison and has to rely on Harry to pull her through the sickness and pain, and the days following. Their relationship grows. Set in POA around the Crookshanks/Scabbers incident.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,665 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
When the Train Breaks Down by readingeverythingican reviews
when the Hogwarts Express breaks down Harry and Hermione have to sleep together in a compartment! how do they feel about it? Jealous Ron and Ginny, Supportive Luna and Neville. Possible Two-Shot, might continue. Please Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,692 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Mudblood Liaison by HorseLoverTW reviews
An alternate version of HBP and DH with more focus on Hermione's character than in the books. Picks up with Hermione's conjured canaries and Harry comforting her without being interrupted by Ron and takes off from there. Eventual H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 86,913 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 1,130 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
What Friends Are For by Archer973 reviews
What would have happened if Ron hadn't interupted Harry and Hermione's talk after he is seen kissing Lavendar? HP/HG. Disclaimer: Not mine. Comments: pretty please?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,888 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 211 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Girl Talk by sprinter1988 reviews
A talk between Hermione and Lavender during sixth year reveals Lavender's reason for dating Ron. Please note: Hermione and Lavender are the main characters, and not the pairing. I'd tell you the pairing but that'll give away the end of the story! NOT R/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 305 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Hermione G., Lavender B. - Complete
Backfire by patricia51 reviews
Anticipating their first time together Alex tries a spell to make Mason bigger in a certain area. Of course it goes REALLY wrong. When she and Harper try to fix it they find it has overpowering side-effects. Alex/Harper. Rated "M". Definitely weird.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 35 - Published: 9/4/2011 - [Alex R., Harper] - Complete
Just Once by Xelan reviews
Neville knows something bad is about to happen and he wants to warn Harry. Someone is looking for Hermione, and it is someone that she least expects. Will Neville make Harry understand what is at stake or will he be too late? H/Hr and N/L.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/18/2011 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] [Neville L., Luna L.] - Complete
The Twins' Confession by shannalynn reviews
Fourth year, Hermione Granger corners the twins with the ultimate question about Ron. Was your brother dropped on his head as a child? Possibly repeatedly? Unabashedly Ron-bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 95 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
It's You! by H Harmon reviews
Hermione plucks-up her Gryffindor courage and tells Harry and Ron the way that she feels. OOC, AU, HHR Some Ron bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Means to an End by DarthMittens reviews
What happens when there's a party in the Gryffindor common room and Harry accidentally drinks a truth serum developed by the Weasley twins? Weasley-bashing galore. One-shot. A touch of crude language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 2,590 - Follows: 733 - Published: 4/27/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Only You, Severus Snape by LoveHGSS reviews
Summary – Hermione receives a harsh reality check about her marriage to Ron, and Severus Snape is there to pick up the pieces.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,709 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 69 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Three Sheets by Chilord reviews
Sirius and Remus catch Harry prior to his fifth year at Hogwarts to give him The Talk. He might not need it as much as they think. AU Rated MA for a reason, though not too graphic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,978 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 2,038 - Follows: 827 - Published: 3/24/2011 - N. Tonks, Fleur D. - Complete
I Don't Really Need Protection by Illiandyandra reviews
All too often in the H/Hr stories, when Ron loses his temper and confronts the couple for getting together, Hermione always cringes, and/or flees…what if she didn't? *ONE SHOT*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 1,426 - Follows: 431 - Published: 1/9/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 109,219 - Reviews: 4795 - Favs: 14,738 - Follows: 6,127 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Why is it Orange? by Grinning Lizard reviews
My first ever challenge response, from the Thank God You're Here thread on DLP. Just a little crack!fic oneshot. Reasonably good response for it on there, so please enjoy. The premise: 'A confused Ron finds Hermione's Dildo'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 172 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Complete
The Last Dance by chem prof reviews
Another Yule Ball story with a slight change. Hermione decides she wants to dance one dance with Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 224 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Night With Hermione by hermionemylove reviews
Harry spends the night with Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 76 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Revolution by patricia51 reviews
Stevie is dead. But the movement she started didn't die with her. And in a world of magic "dead" does not always mean "gone". Takes place some months after "The Good, the Bad and the Alex" and is a follow-up to my story "CleanUp". Now complete.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,646 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Alex R., Stevie - Complete
Best Mates by chem prof reviews
A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 5,044 - Follows: 1,213 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
No body touches my Hermione by broomstick flyer reviews
Harry stumbles on a secret and uses a timee turner to change things making sure those plotting against Hermione never get the chance to do it again. Slightly dark Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 302 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Complete
Delusions of Granger by Xelan reviews
Ron is absolutely, without a doubt, completely and utterly certain Hermione is madly in love with him. So much so that he prematurely makes a rash announcement. Hermione begs to differ. Light to moderate Ron bashing. Non-DH compliant. H/Hr. Format fixed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 393 - Published: 5/21/2010 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
More Than Familiar by grenouille7777 reviews
While searching the Black Library for something to destroy Riddle, Harry is led by his oldest, dearest friend to an ancient tome. After reading it, their lives are further linked and forever changed. Very unusual pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,523 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 2,960 - Follows: 3,142 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Harry P., Hedwig
Translating by DawnFire and Silver Huntress reviews
Bilbo is immersed in translation-or, at least, as immersed as a hobbit can be when living in Bag End...Set around T.A. 2968 S.R. 1368. A canon compliant oneshot/drabble by DawnFire.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Complete
Country Girl and a City Girl by patricia51 reviews
Set during "Wizards on Deck with Hannah Montana". After saving Bailey's life and having Max publicly proclaim her real name Alex follows Bailey to apologize and things heat up in a way that surprises both of them. Femslash. Alex/Bailey. Rated "M".
Crossover - Suite Life series & Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/26/2010 - [Bailey P., Alex R.] - Complete
The White Rose by DragonKatGal reviews
*Complete* Wherein Harry asks the eternal question that has stymied males for centuries. “Hermione... How do you go about asking a girl on a date?” A 2000 word short-story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,597 - Follows: 341 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Sorting Hat's Love by hahaharrypulp reviews
This is disturbing, poorly written and discusting! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 791 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 78 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Hermione G., Sorting Hat - Complete
The Hobwit by Odo Banks reviews
Bango Bigguns is whisked off on a perilous adventure by a wizard and thirteen dwarfs during which he must confront a pack of sexual innuendos, a bucket load of toilet humor - and more anachronisms than you can poke a wild rabbit at!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,247 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2010
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 2151 - Favs: 4,375 - Follows: 2,963 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 163,659 - Reviews: 16691 - Favs: 30,087 - Follows: 13,029 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Wizardess and The Vampire by patricia51 reviews
What if instead of Justin going to spy on the new sandwich shop it had been Alex? Femslash. Alex/Juliet Van Heuson. With Chapter 3 now rated "M". Story is now complete
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,138 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - [Alex R., Juliet vH.] - Complete
The List by marionettedoll95 reviews
Harry and Ron are bored. Being Ron, he suggests they make a list of their ideal girls. When Harry realizes his list points to a certain bushy-haired witch, things get messy. Of course, all Harry has to do is tell her. But he does everything but that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
At Shell Cottage by Trojan'12 reviews
Following the nightmare that took place at the Malfoy Mansion, all Hermione wants is for Harry to WANT to save her. Yet, Ron was the one going ballistic over her taking. Can Hermione make Harry see what he’s missing before it’s too late? -H/Hr TwoShot-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,521 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Our Turn by HermanTumbleweed reviews
A fluffy little romance, with an edge, that has some twists and turns. Unashamedly Harmony, with some Ron and Ginny bashing for spice. H/Hr Rated M for language and adult situations. One-Shot - Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,528 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 1,355 - Follows: 362 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Coming to Realize by Trojan'12 reviews
Picks up when Ron comes back to the tent. Hermione’s coming to realize why she could never be with Ron, and Harry’s coming to realize just what's so special about Hermione. They also start to figure out why kissing each other feels so right. Because it is
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,557 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 58 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A New Kind of Love by remuslives reviews
Harry is raising Teddy and wants to provide him with a proper family. Harry/Hermione. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,157 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 1,801 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Just Like the Girl That Married Dear Old Dad by chem prof reviews
A light-hearted one-shot in which Hermione demolishes one of the most annoying clichés in Harry Potter fanfiction. Features delusional Ron and Ginny. Pairing: HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 2,576 - Follows: 602 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Of Quidditch Pants and Persuasion by It's Just Not Flowing reviews
Full title: The One Where The Entire Gryffindor Common Room Lusts After Harry Wearing Quidditch Pants and Hermione is Persuasive. That's rather self-explanatory, I think. Really, it's just best to move on. Equally pointless second chapter now added.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 2,298 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fourteen Ways of Describing the Rain by It's Just Not Flowing reviews
After the war ends, Harry is jealous of the rain. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Inked Revelations by It's Just Not Flowing reviews
Ginny makes an unexpected discovery about Harry and Hermione, but it’s not what you may think. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 140 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What If? by Jedipilot24 reviews
The war is over and Voldemort is dead. Harry has only one more question. Undeniably HHR. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
It's for the Best by witowsmp reviews
Total Dumbledore bashing. He's manipulating many people, including Harry, for his own purposes. Story starts a month after Harry has been told the prophecy in OotP. Eventually HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,190 - Reviews: 872 - Favs: 2,205 - Follows: 1,045 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 10/12/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Ginny W. - Complete
More Important Than Any Broomstick by witowsmp reviews
It's Christmas in Harry's third year. When Hermione causes his new Firebolt to be confiscated, he realizes that she is more important than any broomstick to him. Continues on from there through their fourth year. Technology is 10 years ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 121,589 - Reviews: 2570 - Favs: 5,846 - Follows: 2,323 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 4/10/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W. - Complete
The Road Not Taken by chem prof reviews
Post DH. A tale of what might have happened after the final battle that might have explained lack of interaction between Harry and Hermione in the scene at the station in the epilogue of Book 7. And what might have happened instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,466 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 202 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 4,971 - Follows: 1,200 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Ritual by chem prof reviews
Post HBP. While researching for methods to destroy Horcruxes, Hermione finds a ritual that may also help her with her personal life. The result is eyeopening for more than one member of the trio. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,619 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 1,956 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Snape's Worst Class by Overhill reviews
Professor Snape's students are out to get him. If only other teachers were as lucky!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Severus S., Argus F. - Complete
The Second Dance by witowsmp reviews
At the Yule Ball in GoF, Harry realizes that his feelings for Hermione have changed. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,534 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 169 - Published: 11/18/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Wake Up Call by Hazelmist reviews
Hermione has a pounding headache, no recollection, her pillow's walked off on her and Harry Potter is in her bed with no idea as to how he got there. HHR Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/3/2006 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
How to Write a Harry Potter Fanfiction by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Seven steps to writing yet another cliched Harry Potter fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
Believe in the Delusional by jenl821 reviews
Being delusional isn't all that bad...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/2/2005 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Obvious by It's Just Not Flowing reviews
Obvious: Easily perceived or understood quite apparent. It’s obvious to the students of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry that Ronald Weasley and Hermione Granger will eventually become a couple. The only question in their minds is when they will
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,854 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 84 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Beautiful by It's Just Not Flowing reviews
You look beautiful." The words felt so natural; he had forgotten to stop them. HarryHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Definitions of Romance by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
Everyone said they were the least romantic couple in the world. A love story: HarryHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 2,087 - Follows: 433 - Published: 3/12/2005 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Talking in Your Sleep by Starlight623 reviews
Songfic set to "Talking in Your Sleep" by The Romantics. Will Harry reveal his deepest secret to Hermione while he's asleep?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/11/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lines Crossed by Goldy reviews
Harry and Hermione's relationship is changed forever one night by a kiss. Naturally, Ron's jealous and Harry's confused. Then things get bad. Then things get worse. HHr. Now completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 150,958 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 12/4/2004 - Published: 6/19/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
25 Things A Perfect Guy Would Do by It's Just Not Flowing reviews
Result of a plot bunny gone to far. When Hermione is forced (yes forced by the ever plotting Lavender and Parvati) to read an article telling of 25 things a perfect guy would do, she realizes the perfect guy has been in front of her all along! Includes a
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,091 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Inevitable by Facade1 reviews
Hermione awakens to find out that her time of the month has indeed come. What is more than her potion, the wizard alternative to a muggle cure, has run out. What do you get when you mix an irritated Hermione, Confused! Harry and Flustered!Ron? Total chaos
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,446 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/27/2004 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Letter Meant For No One by SaraSmile reviews
Involves Harry and too much firewhisky, a love letter, and Hedwig interfering in Harry's love life! A one-shot ficlet. Very Original!HPHG. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/11/2004 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Snow by Fae Princess reviews
A Romance during Harry's 6th year. During the Christmas Holidays Harry gives Hermione a special Gift which turns out to be a lot more than either he or Hermione ever bargained for. HHr COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,647 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/16/2001 - Published: 12/9/2001 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
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His First Real Friend reviews
Finally, Harry is off to Hogwarts, happy to get as far away from the Dursleys as possible. The only problem is that he had no idea how to find Platform Nine and Three Quarters. Fortunately, the parents of a bushy haired girl are there to help him find his way...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,267 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 1,353 - Updated: 9/2/2023 - Published: 6/24/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Neville L.
Harry's Shorts reviews
Random Short-stories, Oneshots, and Drabbles set (mostly) in Potterverse. Will probably lean towards humour/satire, but there could be some romance, angst, and adventure as well. Some crossovers with other fandoms should be expected. Not all the stories will focus on Harry, but when they do, expect Harmony pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 81,014 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/19/2020 - Published: 4/24/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Harry Potter & the Wizards of Waverly Place Book 1 The Stone of Dreams reviews
The War is over. Harry and Hermione need a holiday and New York seems like a great place to begin a tour of the US. Will the Russos help or hinder them when vengeful Death Eaters come calling? Rated T for some sexual themes and violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 36,670 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 6/13/2020 - Published: 5/15/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Alex R., Max R. - Complete
Yuletide Blessing in Disguise reviews
When Harry panics about finding a dance partner for the Yule Ball, McGonagall takes charge...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 123,850 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 2,245 - Follows: 2,967 - Updated: 3/1/2020 - Published: 12/25/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Damaged Bridges reviews
Finally, proof that Malfoy is up to no good, but why is Hermione hanging all over McLaggen at the end of Slughorn's party when she had been trying to get away from him earlier? And why is it making Harry angrier than he thought it would? Angry!Canon!Harry, Trigger Warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 151,740 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 3/25/2019 - Published: 7/1/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
The Institute reviews
Massively AU! Catgirl!Hermione, Metamorphmagus!Genderfluid!Harry(et). A horrible accident leaves 10 (almost 11) year old Hermione Granger in the hands of child-services. Unable to find a foster home, due to her "condition," Hermione is sent to a private institute where she meets a very unusual girl - a girl who is sometimes a boy - which can be a bit confusing at times.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,754 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 11/22/2018 - Published: 11/19/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Moments in Love reviews
In his first few weeks at Hogwarts, Harry Potter notices the bushy haired girl from the train struggling to fit in, but he already has a friend. He wants to be her friend, but he's not sure how to be friends with two people who don't like each other. Harry gives it a go anyway, and his and Hermione's friendship gradually blossoms into something that Voldemort will come to regret...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 576,433 - Reviews: 1797 - Favs: 4,293 - Follows: 3,151 - Updated: 1/15/2018 - Published: 8/1/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Hermione's Furry Little Problem: Deleted by Admins reviews
Like the title says. :P This is a severely truncated T-rated version. See my profile to find the complete smutty story. FWB!Swingers!Harmony. This is the ORIGINAL "Neko"!Hermione/Metamorphmagus!Gender-Bending!Harry Multiple Partners story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 163 - Words: 141,767 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 6/18/2017 - Published: 8/14/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Harry Potter & the Wizards of Waverly Pl book 3: Tears of the Dragon reviews
3rd book in series: Nazis, FBI profilers, Dragons, Secret Societies, Demon Smackdowns, and Hong Kong Triads! Occult murders in America lead our three young wizards on a globe spanning adventure PG-13 - R in later chapters for sex and violence. crossover and occult Easter Eggs galore.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 34,058 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Rodolphus L., Alex R. - Complete
Cranky Old Wizards reviews
Why does Alex Russo hate crotchety old wizards? Harry and Hermione want to know! Rated M (R) for language but suitable for teens.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/17/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Alex R. - Complete
Frodo Potter and the Philosopher's Stone reviews
Frodo H.J. Baggins-Potter didn't live in a hole in the ground. He lived at #4 Privet Drive, a cozy little cottage in the village of Little Whinging in Surrey. He wasn't rich, he wasn't poor, but he lived comfortably with his kindly Uncle, Bilbo Baggins - who spent most of his days reading books and maps and smoking some of the finest pipeweeds from California and Amsterdam.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Hermione G., Frodo B. - Complete
Waiting For Wednesdays reviews
One-shot! Every Wednesday, Dumbledore has tea with an old friend. But even old friends can be very annoying. Harmony Canon
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Albus D. - Complete
Regrets Belong to Yesterday reviews
One-shot. All you really need to know is that Harry and Hermione are together and that it is shortly after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/21/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Stardust reviews
Harry has a question for Hermione and their American friend, Alex. (story renamed-previously known as 'Questions'). Rated T for very minor use of language. Rated R for discussion of Religion. :P
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The End of the Secret: the Harmony version reviews
Massive Revision of my original (more or less) canon-compliant one-shot. The title speaks for itself. :P It is more than a year after the Wizard War and maybe a week after the Demon War which Harry and his friends brought to an end. Arthur has a very important question for Hermione and Harry. But he's not sure that he will like the answer.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Arthur W. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Wizards of Waverly Pl Book 2: 7th Year at Hogwarts reviews
Sequel to my fan-fic Harry Potter & the Wizards of Waverly Place: the Stone of Dreams. Harry and Hermione return to England after their holiday-that-went-wrong in New York-bringing back a new addition to their relationship: Alex Russo. Finally Hermione and Harry have some fun and put the war behind them. But McGonagall has plans for them... Rated M for sexual themes
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,387 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Alex R., Max R. - Complete
The Adventures of Bilbo and Tauriel reviews
Bilbo has a secret to tell Frodo before they reach Valinor: The missing chapters of There and Back Again. Originally written for fan fic challenge on Tolkien site. Features Tauriel, female elf warrior from the Hobbit films but otherwise BOOK canon compliant. This is the revised version. For ease of reading I have split the story into its proper chapters. Reviews welcome.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,396 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Frodo B., Bilbo B., Gandalf, Tauriel
How Harry Potter Should Have Ended! :P reviews
In the wake of JK Rowling's recent revelations that she felt she might have made a mistake, and that Harry and Hermione were better suited than Ron and Hermione, I find myself agreeing wholeheartedly. Like most of my other fanfics, this is an experiment of sorts. The goal is to see if Rowling could have "fixed" the romantic arcs in DH without disrupting the entire series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,942 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/29/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W.
Harry Potter and the End of the Secret reviews
What happens when the devastating fallout in the Muggle Community from the Wizard War makes the continuation of the Statute of Secrecy untenable? The new reluctant Minister of Magic Arthur Weasley finds his options limited. Reviews welcomed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Arthur W., Harry P. - Complete
If Tolkien wrote Narnia & Lewis Wrote LotR reviews
What if JRR Tolkien wrote The Chronicles of Narnia, and CS Lewis wrote Lord of the Rings? A passage from each series has been Tolkienized or Lewisized in a fan-fic challenge. What follows is the amusing result.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/20/2010
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