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Author has written 127 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, Command & Conquer, South Park, Smurfs, Beavis and Butt-Head, Snorks, Fallout, Tetris, Zombie Survival Guide, Dead Frontier, Half-Life, SpongeBob SquarePants, Where's Waldo?, Alan Wake, Angry Birds, Banjo-Kazooie, Pokémon, Left 4 Dead, Sims, and World War Z.

No copyright infringement is required for my stories, almost every story of mine will have a disclaimer note on the top.

I use the International System of Units for my stories, aka the Metric System.

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For those of you who stumbled into my user profile on Fan Fiction accidentally or by one of my stories, welcome. As I have created this website to post stories and sometimes stories nobody would think of, they may appear at random or on schedule. Please review my stories awhile you're here. Stay tuned for Polls and Updates to my stories. Manager of the community: Tesla Adventures.

Status: Active


Updates/News:

- 03/21/2014 - New story, The Trenchcoat - Pokemon


Author Description:

Pen Name: Nigel Yearning

Former Pen Name: Citizenship (2009 - 2011) Antrodextorm (2011 - 2013)

Alignment: True Neutral

Date of Birth: Classified

Occupation: Writer

Favorite Genre: Science Fiction, Military Techno-thriller

Favorite Authors: Lee Child, Tom Clancy, Stephen King

Community: Tesla Adventures

Websites: deviantART Profile FictionPress Profile

Most Hits for stories in a day: 497

Most Visitors for stories in a day: 149

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Profile:

Last updated on February 13, 2013

Hello. I am Nigel Yearning, and I am a writer.

I write stories on certain categories just for fun, I make things up as I am writing the story. Of course, sometimes I make editing errors in my stories I often tried to correct many of them as possible. I mainly check on my stories for views and comments almost everyday, to see what effect it had on the visitors of my stories.

It was difficult to craft my writing into perfection, my early stories had a lot of flaws to them. Even though I was writing great stories with great ideas, it was frustrating not to get reviews. I hadn't thought how successful many of my stories are, I'd written so many yet not many people reviewed them. The truth was, my hobby as a writer came by accident.

I was looking for zombie stories about Sonic the Hedgehog on Bing and found the FanFiction.Net sight, so I clicked on it and found some stories about Sonic the Hedgehog. Inspired by these stories, I decided to write my own. To do that, I've created a character that I had never thought will develop to its current state. Johnathon Dimitri Reznov. I first wrote in script format, but was soon caught by a writing critic. It took me awhile, but I fixed up the story quickly. Another writing critic gave me "encouragement" and writing advice after writing a few more Sonic the Hedgehog stories, which are now deleted due to my paranoia about some of my stories not appearing on the search engine.

I wrote a bit of South Park, put in too much content about "interesting stuff" in one story, which is big enough to be an actual novel. In that story, I developed my character's background and family members. Everything else was randomly thought of. I wrote a story about a zombie pandemic in South Park, which became a massive hit. It was still my most famous story I've ever made, I even made a sequel but never finished it until months later.

I spend the later half of 2010 working on Smurf stories, then Snork stories. When 2011 rolled around, writing on FanFiction declined since I became focused on other things. Then it was kick-started again around August that year. As of November 2011, I've written an estimate of 40 Smurfs stories and 20 Snorks stories. I have gotten bored with writing in these categories at the moment, so I took a break to focused on another categories. I was naïve then about my stories, it took me a long time to appreciate the work I've made.

Around August 2012, I've began the FanFiction Pokemon series called "Tesla Adventures", its about a Mouse Pokemon who left his island home to search for a family he had brought to the world. Unlike the "Wunderwaffe" universe, novels will make the backbone of the "Tesla Westinghouse" universe instead of short stories. Unlike stories before, these stories will be around 100,000 words. More than my smurf and snork novella stories. These stories are more sophisticated than their predecessors and more thought through, and also less military.


COMMUNITY LINK

This is the page for my community, I made this sentence big so it will be more noticed. If you want to know more about the group, click this link.


Story Projects:

When I write the stories listed below, I always add my characters into them to make it more interesting. Keep in mind of the date when the story was first published, it will help you read the story that's made after one. List these stories on your Story Alerts to keep an update of them, type "Antrodextorm" into the search engine to find my stories amidst Fanfiction's author's stories.

Current Stories:

Pokemon:

None

Stories on hold:

Pokemon:

None

Planned:

Pokemon:

- Grounded (Novel)

* Publishing date: TBA

. . . The Unova Regional Police is tracking down an old Pikachu for sinister crimes. His family, the Dixierats, had been rounded up and shipped out. Many old friends in the region and in Faraday Island can no longer help him or can be trusted. The old Mouse Pokemon has only one option left that would mean the difference between life and death: Ash Ketchum.

- The Monster Within (Novel)

* Publishing date: TBA

. . . As Ash is wrapping up his journey in Unova, he and his friends found themselves in a town where Pokemon are looked down upon and have limited rights. It didn't take long to realize why when a rouge Pokemon group made their grand entrance.

- The Mouse Pokemon (Novel)

* Publishing date: Summer 2015

. . . TBA

Number of Stories:

Alan Wake: 1

Angry Birds: 2

Command & Conquer: 1

Crossovers: 27

Dead Frontier: 1

Fallout: 1

Half-Life: 1

Pokemon: 19

Smurfs: 40

Snorks: 22

Sonic the Hedgehog: 2

South Park: 4

Where's Waldo?: 1

Zombie Survival Guide: 1


FORUM LINK

This is where my forums are at, there is a link to them at the top but chances are they're not widely noticed so I just create a section here to make it more noticed


*Cheat Sheet Section*


Metric System Conversion:

Kilo - 1000

Hecta - 100

Deka - 10

Meter/ Gram/ Liter - 1

Deci - .01

Centi - .001

Milli - .0001


Review Story Chart:

This is the chart I use when I review stories. The good thing, for you guys, is that it contains nothing negative.

1. Perfect: The story is just to incredible to explain its greatness. Note that this is rare to get this rating, consider yourself lucky when you get it.

2. Excellent: The story has a well-developed plot, everything is understandable, or it is inspirational.

3. Great: The story sits on the middle of a balance, it meets average standards in everything. Very common to get.

4. Very Good: The story has a well-developed plot, inspirational, or is easy to read. Very Common to get.

5. Good: The story is worth reviewing and it has potential.


Point Of View Examples:

First-Person: I have the ball, I'm going to throw it over there.

Second-Person: You have the ball, you're going to throw it over there.

Third-Person: He has the ball, he's going to throw it over there.


Roman Numeral Conversion:

I = 1

V = 5

X = 10

L = 50

C = 100

D = 500

M = 1000


The Writing Process:

1. Prewriting

2. Drafting

3. Revising

4. Editting

5. Publishing


Word Count:

1. Novel: Above 50,000 Words

2. Novella: 10,000 - 50,000 Words

3. Short Story: 7,000 - 10,000 Words


*Reference Section*


FanFiction Authors:

NOTE: This is a special privilege that is hard to get, doing work with me will get you a spot in this section.

599541 - Lord Kelvin

2114497 - 56th Reg. Pvt. Levinski Prower

2411628 - Zinka17

3046582 - fanfictiongirl21

4303144 - Dustchu


Websites: Listed In Alphabetical Order

Calculator: Time, Speed, and Distance

Dummies. Com

Metric Conversions. Org

Survival Topics. Com


Writing Websites or Articles:

About. Com - About Creative Writing

Dummies. Com - Writing Fiction

John Gardner - The Art of Fiction

Guide to Grammer & Writing

Wikipedia - Show, don't tell

Writer's Write. Com


Copyright (c) Nigel Yearning 2009-2014. All Rights Reserved.


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Operation Aura by Aoi Hyoudou reviews
Learning that he was no longer in Unova and now in a city where it's being overrun by flesh-eating zombies, Ash must find a way to get back home while dealing with problems, like Team Rocket, the undead, Lickers, Hunters, Mr. X, Nemesis, and two groups.
Crossover - Pokémon & Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,600 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Claire R.
Gotta kill em all Pokemon! (18) by HanPolo reviews
Welcome dear readers to a time of crisis for the folks of Kanto. A virus spreads across the land causing each pokemon to become enraged and want only for blood. A poor young man named Ash must travel back home in search for his missing mother while avoiding the long grass and pokemon encounters. Going through editing, chapter one and two edited.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,348 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Brock/Takeshi
Pikachu & Me by FoxMcCloud7921 reviews
I've encountered many things in my life, but I've never encountered something like this.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,945 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Pikachu - Complete
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The Trenchcoat reviews
A lone man marches his way through a snowstorm, determined to keep his precious Pokemon warm. Oneshot.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22 - Emolga/Emonga, Pikachu, Plusle/Prasle, Minun - Complete
It Takes a Million Volts reviews
A special gym tournament is taking place in Unova, and a Pikachu his Pichu are the center of attention. As Ash consults with the Mice Pokemon on Pokemon battling, rivals from a rouge Pokemon group watch from the sidelines, waiting to strike.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 94,798 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 1/13 - Pikachu, Pichu, Dewott/Futachimaru, Snivy/Tsutarja - Complete
The Farm reviews
Some old records were left behind on the farm, but not all records were on paper or digital storage.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,762 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18 - Complete
Choice reviews
A disgruntled Dewott considers leaving her "good for nothing" trainer. ONESHOT
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5 - Complete
Thunderstorm Rising reviews
Dixieland National Park is a special park, a "secret" park. Sealed off from the public, the local Unovan town of Dixie proud themselves to have a sanctuary for the Mouse Pokemon. But the town's secret is threatened, as human beings hired by Team Rocket are the Dixierat's only predator, and they're bringing in a storm.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 133,280 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu - Complete
An Audino Emergency reviews
Undead Nightmare: Nimbasa City fell to the zombie apocalypse. Separated from her friends, one Audino struggled to make her way to safety while juggling a troubled conscious: A secret relationship that, if word got out, could change the way friends and acquaintances view her.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,464 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Audino/Tabunne - Complete
Living on the Edge reviews
Carbon-Steel: Despite complete and almost limitless freedom, Smugleaf wasn't sure on a few things. With Wotter on the prowl, that uncertainty changed into something she had yet to understand. When a close friend got caught by the PRA leadership, that feeling of independence could never be more stronger.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,696 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Snivy/Tsutarja, Axew/Kibago, Dewott/Futachimaru, Scrafty/Zuruzukin - Complete
Raining Light reviews
Hungry, cold, hurt, and alone, a Pichu lay dying on the side of the road. Her home, gone. Her mother, killed. Just when she was about to succumb to illness, to become another statistic, the outline of a human shadow loomed over her. The very species that destroyed her childhood, may save what's left of her innocence. Pichu POV.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,037 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Pichu - Complete
Fury Rodent reviews
Emolgass: A shiny sprite Emolga could act like a child. They would cry, sometimes they scream. Other times they complain or be all lazy. But regardless, Emolgas are one of the most loving Pokemon in the world despite the foibles.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Emolga/Emonga - Complete
Carbon-Steel reviews
Smugleaf saw how her knife cuts, it slices through flesh like butter. She liked how they sing, even how they squeal their last breath. But that was only the beginning. Based off Keijimatsu's "Psycho Snivy" comics on deviantArt.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,073 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Snivy/Tsutarja - Complete
Pokémon: Undead Nightmare reviews
The dead have risen, seeking human and Pokemon flesh. Trapped on an island with old friends and former rivals, Ash Ketchum watched as the world he knew fell to the Undead. A small handful of the island's locals joined Ash's group in an effort to survive the zombie plague, but not all of them can be trusted.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 54 - Words: 263,332 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu - Complete
The Serrated Edge of Smugleaf reviews
Grassy Knoll: A Snivy investigated a possible intruder on his farm, only to find another Snivy. It was anything but a happy meet. Oneshot.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,359 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Snivy/Tsutarja - Complete
Battle of the Sky Squirrel reviews
Emolgass: On a quiet peaceful night, the guns of Airsoft and paintballs sounded. A battle that had let up to major other skirmishes kilometers away. My trainer had a plan, and it was going to work. Based on a true story. Emolga POV.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,182 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Emolga/Emonga - Complete
Long Road Ahead reviews
Tesla Adventures: An old Pikachu exhaust himself while traveling to a train station, as he laid helpless on the road a human being with a Pansage came to help him. Will the trainer derail the Pikachu's plans or help him recover? Oneshot.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,459 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Pikachu - Complete
The Unova Pest reviews
Tesla Adventures: A Mouse Pokemon wearing goggles is hungry, and he must raid a house at random in a suburban area without getting detected by the human populace. Normally he would move on and find food elsewhere, but hunger pushed him beyond judgement and forced him to gamble. Will his quick raid succeed or end in a dramatic chase?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,188 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Pikachu - Complete
Grassy Knoll: The Gamer Pokemon reviews
Tesla Adventures: A Snivy dominated the multiplayer mode of "Call of Duty", beating and trolling everyone he encountered online. Many people rage-quit, others swore and scream at the Grass Snake Pokemon in anger, both which satisfy him. Just when he thought he was unbeatable, an elder Pikachu came online to stir up some chaos. What happened next surprised the gaming world.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,161 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Pikachu, Snivy/Tsutarja - Complete
Emolgass: A Hilarious Shiny Sprite Tale reviews
A trainer left his Emolga at home to run a quick errand. When he got back, he saw the shiny sprite had made a big mess. He decided to record the aftermath, not realizing right away that he struck pay-dirt with his footage. Oneshot.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Emolga/Emonga - Complete
Simple Physics reviews
Tesla Adventures: A Pokemon researcher had the idea that all Pokemon can achieve complex human abilities and arithmetic, but he needed a case subject to work on. He found one.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,864 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Pikachu - Complete
Tesla Adventures: The Legend of Tesla reviews
Ash visits Faraday City to spend his long needed vacation. But soon wounds up chasing down a legendary Pikachu, who's view of the world might change him and his Pokemon forever.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,059 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu - Complete
Almost Ready for Anything reviews
Undead Nightmare: A poem written by my OC character, talking about a major disaster that had occurred. He speaks of who he's facing and what some of their features are, meanwhile struggling to survive under their shadow.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Pikachu - Complete
Endangered Smurf III: Smurf Warfare reviews
The Supreme Commander of the Green Smurf Army fight to save the blue smurfs from the clutches of a Red Smurf Army General.
Smurfs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 47 - Words: 169,527 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Complete
Smurf Kazooie
Kazooie wanted to go visit the Smurf Village and persuaded Banjo to go on a new adventure, when they got there the two were separated and Kazooie wound up in the wrong smurf civilization. Will she find Banjo and get to the Smurf Village?
Crossover - Banjo-Kazooie & Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,270 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Kazooie - Complete
The Hunt For Cardinal Bird reviews
When Red Bird went missing after a slingshot accident, the Angry Birds team went out to find him. Awhile lost, Red Bird uncovered a conspiracy which could threaten the lives of his friends and flock. Will he stop the pigs' plan or be eaten for dinner?
Angry Birds - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,467 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Red Bird - Complete
Smurfed Out reviews
An OC smurfette thought her boyfriend wasn't satisfied with sex, so she decided to use a commodity offered by Papa Smurf to fix the problem.
Smurfs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Complete
Taken Birds
When the birds tried to get their eggs back from the pigs, they were attacked by the Dark Presence. Meanwhile, an OC does his best to help the birds through his writing. What turned out were unexpected results.
Crossover - Alan Wake & Angry Birds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,002 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Complete
Where's Waldo? reviews
A group of OC characters are out looking for him in the city of New York over at Waldo's last location. They spot him in Times Square, soon the hunt for Waldo has begun. Will Waldo be captured, or will he slip away like a worm?
Where's Waldo? - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Complete
Angry Birds: The Red Baron reviews
Red Bird lost it all, the eggs and his girlfriend. After a failed attempt to get back at King Pig, he found himself prisoner and was tortured. Can Red Bird seek vengeance on King Pig's head or will he remain under his spell? Psychological Thriller, Mind.
Angry Birds - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,438 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Red Bird, King Pig - Complete
Children Of The Elder Smurfs reviews
The Smurf Village had been destroyed and only the Smurflings are left. As the Dark Presence hunts them down, they keep finding manuscript pages from an unknown author that foretelling future events. Will they survive or will they be consumed darkness?
Crossover - Smurfs & Alan Wake - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,288 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Complete
Darkness Of The Night
A quiet night in Bright Falls turns chaotic as a police officer fights for his life. An Award-Winning Story.
Alan Wake - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,401 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Complete
Smurfs As Pets? reviews
We all know the smurfs living in mushroom homes in the middle of a clearing, surrounded by a beautiful forest. But what would happen if we have a special breed of smurfs who are bred for human companionship? As pets? Rated T for starters.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,939 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Complete
Smurfette's Absolution reviews
When the Smurfs overwhelmed her with gifts and marriage proposals, Smurfette broke down in tears. Thankfully an OC came to her aid in time, and now he's going to teach her an important lesson in life that she'll never forget. Smurfette POV. Please R&R.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,843 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Smurfette - Complete
EPIC FAIL! reviews
Tails experiences the worse fail in his entire life, when someone got behind the wheel of his X-Tornado before wrecking it. Oneshot.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Sonic, Tails - Complete
The Body Image Of A Snork reviews
An OC needs someone to spread the awareness of an eating disorder, and his sister chose Casey to do it. But first, she needs to gain a few grams. Will the OC's plan be a success or a total failure? Inner Beauty. Awareness. Help. WG.
Snorks - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,826 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Casey Kelp - Complete
Smurfling Trouble: The Smurflings Go Wild reviews
The Smurflings had enough of chores after being overworked for weeks, so they head out into the wilderness to do whatever they want for a day. With the smurfs looking for them, can the Smurflings avoid capture? Rated T for heavy undergarment usage.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,863 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Complete
Endeavor: The Rise Of Light
The OC had been split into two and Papa Smurf must reunite them before the Dark Presence finishes everysmruf off, can he succeed before all the smurfs are consumed in darkness? Papa Smurf POV. Sequel to When Darkness Falls.
Crossover - Smurfs & Alan Wake - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,840 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Papa Smurf - Complete
Smurfling Trouble: Jokes On Jokey reviews
After another of Jokey Smurf's pranks ruins the Smurflings' day, they retaliate to ruin his. After the prank was a success, the hornet's nest was kicked and the Smurflings found themselves in a whole lot of trouble. Please R&R.
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Complete
Isochronic Snork reviews
An old friend introduces the snorks to "isochronic tones" and Casey was the first to try it out, can she handle the sound? Casey POV.
Snorks - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Casey Kelp - Complete
1,000 Ways To Smurf reviews
Few smurfs ever live to old age, so how does a smurf die? Read from the unfortunate smurfs who had learned the hard way, so you can avoid their mistakes. Inspired by "1,000 Ways To Die." Black Humor, Graphic Scenes, Death Humor & Poetry and quotations.
Smurfs - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,987 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Complete
Allstar's Spongebob Adventure reviews
Allstar and Occy was sucked right into a whirlpool and was spat out into the Bikini Bottom, there Allstar meets Spongebob and all of his friends as Sandy nurses an injured Occy backed to health. Will Allstar and Occy find their way back home? Allstar POV.
Crossover - SpongeBob SquarePants & Snorks - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,057 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/28/2011 - SpongeBob, All Star Seaworthy - Complete
Papa Smurf Burns His Beard reviews
An epic fail as we called it, as the Great Smurf himself burns his beard in another failed alchemy experiment.
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Complete
Seaworthy: The Tides Of Darkness
An OC Seaworthy family member lost his twin sister and was plunged into a nightmare for where the darkness was out to get him, his only weapon: light. Can he save Snorkland from evil? Plot similar to "Alan Wake." OC POV. Inspired by the game, "Alan Wake."
Crossover - Snorks & Alan Wake - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,716 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Complete
Endeavor: When Darkness Falls reviews
The OC wrote a story, a story that he doesn't remember writing, is coming to life. In order to make sense of the situation, he and the smurfs must find the missing pages or be engulfed by the Dark Presence. OC POV. Inspired by the Remedy game "Alan Wake."
Crossover - Smurfs & Alan Wake - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,231 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Complete
A Potential Viral Video reviews
Two snork twins had discovered that their species is becoming less known to mankind, so they decide to make a video and post it on youtube to get back into the spot light. Double Shot.
Snorks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Complete
Gargamel Finally Wins III reviews
It took months of planning, and Gargamel succeeded in destroying the smurfs. Gargamel POV. Oneshot.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,851 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Gargamel - Complete
Nerd's Prime: Survival In A Zombie Outbreak reviews
Two nerds are stuck in a Zombie Pandemic, so what did they do? Everything they can to survive.
Zombie Survival Guide - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,260 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Complete
Time Traveling Smurfs: General Relativity reviews
Smurfs from the future travels back in time to the modern day with word of impending destruction, but can this warning be enough to save the smurfs? Inspired by the cartoon show's 9th season and the 2005 UNICEF commercial.
Smurfs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,850 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Complete
On The Run reviews
This is a what if scenario if an OC instead of Edgar Gargel capturing a smurf in modern times. Warning: Not a happy ending. Inspired by the Spirou Magazine "Sophie" series.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Complete
Water Purification reviews
A heat wave was quickly drying up the sources of water in the forest. Thanks to an ingenious water filtration system, things became disturbing for the smurfs. Double shot.
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Complete
The One and the Same reviews
As a smurf hero falls, 10,000 viscous red smurfs came in hail bent on destroying The Smurfs. But when they walked into the Smurf Village, the very forest that encompass village suddenly had a mind of its own.
Smurfs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,881 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Complete
Gargamel Finally Wins II reviews
Gargamel managed to find the Smurf Village and captured a smurf in the middle of the night, there he's taken the smurf to his Mummy's house where he stuck it inside of a decompression chamber. Warning: Moderately Graphic.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Gargamel - Complete
Smurf Zombies: Justified reviews
An infected Papa Smurf fights for his life as hundreds of green smurfs hunts him down in a class 3 zombie outbreak. With fellow friends either dead or turned foe, Papa Smurf is on his own. Magic & Ingenuity. Papa Smurf POV. Sequel to Terror Is Reality.
Smurfs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,123 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Papa Smurf - Complete
Left 2 Die In Colorado: Zombie Apocalypse reviews
After the Zombie Pandemic in South Park, the virus itself mutated with the flu and spreads around Colorado. Mutations and disorder run rampant as Colorado prepares for the big one, it won't be long before everyone is dead. L4D in South Park Sequel.
Crossover - South Park & Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,259 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Complete
A Halloween Story reviews
A boy was alone in his room around midnight when something approached his bedroom window, what could it be? An Award Winning Story.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Complete
Smurf Zombies: Terror Is Reality reviews
The Smurf Village gets mauled by zombies in broad daylight as Brainy makes a run for his life, after he and Papa Smurf finds shelter it is up to Brainy to rescue the smurfs in the overruned village. Ingenuity. Gore. Brainy's POV. Inspired by Dead Rising.
Smurfs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,123 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Brainy - Complete
Command & Conquer: Smurf & Snork vs Wunderwaffe reviews
The Smurfs & Snorks are gearing up as they join forces to fight the Smurf and Snork Wunderwaffes created by the Human Race. The most action packed war story you'll find in the Smurfs & Snorks crossover section. Warning: Extremely Graphic. PLEASE REVIEW.
Crossover - Smurfs & Snorks - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,260 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Complete
Endangered Smurf II: Smurfs At War reviews
The smurfs experience a technological revolution as old and new enemies prepares to attack. Some smurfs managed to escape their village as the unfortunate were captured and enslaved. Can forgotten allies help the smurfs as they fight for freedom?
Smurfs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 52,163 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Complete
Smurfass: Duct Tape Smurfer reviews
Brainy had been pranked by Jokey just before April Fools Day and wants to get revenge on him at that day, so an OC decides to help him out with a lot of rolls of duct tape and a sedative. In honor of April Fools Day.
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2011
A Human Smurf Hybrid Misadventure reviews
A grass green smurf decides to go on adventure for two weeks after working himself near to death, it will be the greatest adventure of his lifetime despite being more miserable than any smurf in smurf history. Science, Metric, Survivalism, OC POV/ story.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,409 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Complete
The Nuclear Age: A Snork Version Of Fallout II reviews
Snorkland is back after a Nuclear Holocaust and AllStar Seaworthy has a destiny with it's fate. As he meets up with old friends and enemies he makes new ones, then found himself in an unwanted position. What will happened to New Snorkland? Character POV.
Crossover - Fallout & Snorks - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,568 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - All Star Seaworthy - Complete
Fallout Tetris reviews
A Wastelander accidentally finds a game of Tetris after falling down a flight of stairs, she soon takes it and heads over to an nearby town to get it cashed in. Oneshot.
Crossover - Fallout & Tetris - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Complete
Fallout: The Smurf Vault Calculator reviews
The Time-Traveling Smurfs found themselves in a parallel universe destroyed by mankind's nuclear weapons, what happened to the Smurf Village afterwords will change the smurfs forever. Warning: Unusual cultures present.
Crossover - Smurfs & Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,263 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Complete
Snork Of The Dead
Zombie Snorks began their attack on Snorkland after a mysterious virus broke loose from an unknown origin. AllStar is caught in the middle and he must do as much as he can to keep his loved ones alive, then he got some help.
Snorks - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,112 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Complete
Smurf Of The Dead Aftermath Interview reviews
A surviving smurf told his story in an interview about survival during the zombie outbreak in the Smurf Village, awhile telling his personal thoughts about The Smurfs in general. Oneshot.
Crossover - Smurfs & World War Z - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Complete
Smurf Of The Dead reviews
Classic Zombie Smurfs are out and about. Can the Smurfs stop the virus awhile they still have a conscious? Or will they end up being dinner, or worse, one of them. Death, Gore, Zombie Game, Literature, and Movie References.
Smurfs - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,507 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Complete
Dead Frontier Autobiography reviews
A scientist describes his life in an Outpost amidst the zombie apocalypse, some violence are at play here. Oneshot
Dead Frontier - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Complete
Left 4 Dead: Brainy's Story
Zombie Smurfs: Class 3 Outbreak. Brainy Smurf woke up from a coma and into a destroyed Smurf Village full of Zombie Smurfs, a particular smurf left Cassettes around that explains a the story. Can Briany uncover how the zombies came to walk the earth?
Crossover - Smurfs & Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,310 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Brainy - Complete
Gargamel Finally Wins I reviews
Yes, the title says it all but not what you think. He didn't destroyed the Smurf Village but Dopey Smurf sure met his demise. Oneshot.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Gargamel - Complete
A New Business Deal reviews
Two Wastelanders in New York State stumble upon an abandoned lab that makes Purified Water, with the original owner dead the wastelanders simply took over. Oneshot.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Complete
Smurfs & Snorks Christmas: The Nuclear Family reviews
A Science Fiction Christmas Special that connects a Smurf and a Snork together to a human family by blood, the unintended pairing leads the two to meet with their human parents and be back to their separate homes before Christmas. Will they pull it off?
Crossover - Smurfs & Snorks - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,661 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Complete
Someone To Snork My Nerves
The Snorks were captured by Dr. Strangesnork and a Snork Girl saved the day, and now she doesn't seem to want to leave the Snorks afterwords. After being annoyed by her, AllStar soon discovered something about her that will change his situation.
Snorks - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,941 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 12/7/2010 - All Star Seaworthy - Complete
Smurf Chemistry: Bleached Smurf reviews
Smurfette needed cleaning supplies and asked the Village Chemist for some, she ended up getting Bleach and Ammonia and mixed them together resulting in a face full of Chlorine.
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Smurfette - Complete
The Death Of The Life Giving Star reviews
The Smurfs and Snorks are suffering from their dying Sun, rapidly on it's way to becoming a Red Giant. However, these two intelligent Humanoid species aren't giving up without a fight. Inspired by National Geographic's Swallowed By The Sun. OC Characters.
Crossover - Smurfs & Snorks - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,174 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Complete
Smurf Disaster: Toxic Corrosion reviews
Chemical Reactions are taking place in the Smurf Village and all of le Pays maudit will feel the touch of both toxic acidic compounds and corroding gases. The Smurfs are finished and soon will the entire le Pays maudit region, it would soon be like Venus.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,748 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Complete
Smurf Disaster: Obliteration reviews
An OC explains his story after the Smurf Village got bombed as he was one of few survivors. Inspired by the UNICEF Smurf Commercial. Character POV.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Complete
Snork Tetris: Seaworthy Mind Block
Dr. Gallio has made a "discovery" awhile researching Brain Activity and needs help from a fellow friend to publish his findings. What would Snorkland react? Read and find out. Oneshot.
Crossover - Tetris & Snorks - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Dr. Gallio Seaworthy - Complete
Gargamel's Dinner With Smurfette
Gargamel captured Smurfette so he could eat her, a classic mission against the Smurfs. But what's new is that he deployed an unusual tactic that it took a bomb threat to make the Smurfs shut up about it. WG.
Smurfs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,116 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Gargamel, Smurfette - Complete
Smurf Chemistry: Trinitrotoluene Testing Mishap reviews
Once again, a Smurf Scientist created a batch of TNT and test it out with Jokey stands by to watch. Explosions are present, please be advised. Oneshot.
Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Complete
Smurf Chemistry: Smurfing Chemical Reaction
An OC Smurf Scientist tried to split apart Sodium Chloride into its simple elements, he did the experiment wrong and it backfired creating a ridiculous scene. Some animals were hurt in the process, including one smurf - the OC of course . Oneshot.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Complete
Snork Tetris: Three Dimensional Style
Occy was playing Tetris for several hours before going to bed, that's when he had a dream about 3D Tetris. It was all fun and games until all the blocks came tumbling down on the octopus like a load of bricks, get it? Oneshot.
Crossover - Tetris & Snorks - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Occy - Complete
Snork Tetris: From Snorkland With Fun!
All of Snorkland became addicted to the new game called Snork Tetris that happened to have hit the shelves of the game stores, no matter where you go Tetris is the name of the game. Oneshot.
Crossover - Tetris & Snorks - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Complete
The Nuclear Age: AllStar's Radioactive Hour
What happens if you drop a Snork into a giant pool containing canisters of Spent Nuclear Fuel with a temperature near freezing? AllStar found out the hard way and now his friends are scrambling to find a cure for radiation poisoning.
Snorks - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,354 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 11/26/2010 - All Star Seaworthy - Complete
The Information Age: Snork Abduction reviews
The Human Race managed to locate Snorkland and abducted AllStar and another Snork before taking them away to a secret lab on the North American Continent for research and experiments. Inspired by UFO and Alien Abduction Stories.
Snorks - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,889 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 11/22/2010 - All Star Seaworthy - Complete
Occy's Neuroctopus Misadventure
Occy chases off a green octopus with pink eyes after it scared the gang half to death, but ends up being jumped on and ended up being kidnapped. As Occy began to think he's going to die, he got help from an old friend of his. Double Shot.
Snorks - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,905 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Occy - Complete
Smurfass: Baby's Got A Gun reviews
Smurfette had Brainy Smurf babysit Baby Smurf as she runs off in an errand, suddenly Baby Smurf found a 200 year old gun and create a dramatic scene with it. Oneshot.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Baby Smurf - Complete
The Nuclear Age: A Snork Version Of Fallout I reviews
AllStar Seaworthy has woken up from a deep sleep amidst the rubble of Snorkland, in a dangerous new world he encounters Snorks who tells him of Armageddon. Can AllStar piece the story together and find out what happened to his friends and family? POV.
Crossover - Fallout & Snorks - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,679 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 11/15/2010 - All Star Seaworthy - Complete
The Information Age: Seaworthy's Quarrel
Sequel to Snork Disaster: After Armageddon. After the viral outbreak came and went, Governor Wellington needed an OC's help. So he ended up hiring "his smart relatives" to go out and capture him. Resulting in a bizarre misadventure for everyone.
Snorks - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,641 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Dr. Gallio Seaworthy, Dr. Stangesnork/Seaworthy - Complete
Snorkass: A Series Of Unfortunate Misadventures
A Snork and his octopus were at the Snorktown Library telling stories about their misadventures together, when AllStar and his gang showed up it wasn't only children who were listening. OC Story.
Snorks - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,642 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Complete
Snork Disaster: Seaworthy's Disease
A deadly virus hits Snorkland with an iron fist. There's no hope or cure as AllStar and his friends are on the run with what little they have left, can the Snorks survive the aftermath? OC Characters Present. L4D References.
Snorks - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,254 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Complete
SNIP and SNAP Does Not Worth Crap
SNIP and SNAP were having fun recycling junk around Snorkland and they found themselves sucked right into a moment of opportunity, literally. Oneshot.
Snorks - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Snip, Snap - Complete
Snorkass: Microwave Oven Mind Reading Mishap reviews
AllStar tried to build a Mind Reading Device out of parts found at the Snorktown dump so he could read Occy's mind, the results weren't so pleasent. Oneshot.
Snorks - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/10/2010 - All Star Seaworthy, Occy - Complete
The Information Age: AllStar's Final Hour
Dr. Strangesnork released a Great White Shark on AllStar and it fatally injured him and soon expires, now the gang scrambles to locate his body outside Snorkland after a Mad Scientist steals it in order to reanimate him.
Snorks - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,421 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 11/8/2010 - All Star Seaworthy, Dr. Stangesnork/Seaworthy - Complete
The Information Age: The Robotic Snork
SNIP and SNAP were kidnapped and were quickly released, not before giving up the blueprints of their circuitry. Now a OC living in the middle of nowhere used those blueprints to create his own robot, there's no telling what's going to happen next.
Snorks - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,318 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Complete
Command & Conquer: Smurfs vs Snorks reviews
Citizenship: The Smurfs vs. The Snorks, no rules, no safety, no mercy. It's a duel to the death, to decide who's the best. Biological Wunderwaffes are added to give things a twist as they bring in their guns and bombs, viewer discretion is advised.
Crossover - Smurfs & Snorks - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,308 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Complete
Snorktracker: AllStar Is Seeing Stars
Governor Wellington had AllStar and Occy challenge a "Snorktracker", and all of Snorkland is watching it live on their TVs and Massive Theaters. Would AllStar beat Snorktracker in the back country called the Outback? Warning: Country style violence.
Snorks - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,430 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 10/30/2010 - All Star Seaworthy, Occy - Complete
Snorkass: Bad Doctor
AllStar has a stomach ache and Dr. Gallio had no clue what's wrong with him, so they hired a "Professional" Doctor to have him diagnosed. It resulted in a "crappy" scene. Oneshot.
Snorks - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2010 - All Star Seaworthy - Complete
Occy's Midnight Snack
Occy woke up hungry in the middle of the night and went to the Wetworth's house to help himself to their fridge, resulting in a hot-head loosing his temper in the morning. Oneshot.
Snorks - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Occy - Complete
Snork Zombies: Neuroctopus
Green Octopuses attacked Snorkland and ransacked it overnight. The gang and their families took shelter on top of the Snorktown Mall as the Neuroctopus' zombies surrounds it. Will they survive? Left 4 Dead, Half Life, and Dawn Of The Dead References.
Snorks - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,246 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Complete
100 Things On What NOT To Do To The Snorks
I just thought of this at random, I can't believe nobody done it for this category yet. Of course, somebody's gotta do it. Oneshot.
Snorks - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Complete
Another Radioactive Snork Misadventure reviews
A new octopus is on the block and is on the run after a neutering scare, can the gang stop him before he takes Junior's life?
Snorks - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/24/2010 - All Star Seaworthy, Wellington Wentworth Jr./Junior - Complete
A Radioactive Snork Misadventure reviews
A bunch of humans had dumped barrels of Nuclear Waste into the ocean and AllStar tried to open one of them but ended up cutting his hand, some of his blood got onto the Radioactive Goo and resulted in a shocking scene.
Snorks - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,720 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/23/2010 - All Star Seaworthy - Complete
Beavis & Butthead Meets The Snorks reviews
Beavis and Butt-head went on a fishing trip and fished out AllStar and his friends before creating a hilarious scene and ended up doing something "stupid". Graphic Ending, Sexual Humor Name calling, Oneshot.
Crossover - Beavis and Butt-Head & Snorks - Rated: M - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Complete
Beavis & Butthead Meets The Smurfs reviews
What happens if you let Beavis and Butt-head loose into the Smurf village? They smoke the village with marijuana, destroyed whatever building they see, and kidnapped Smurfette and Sassette all for no explainable reason. You have been warned. Oneshot.
Crossover - Beavis and Butt-Head & Smurfs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Complete
Command & Conquer: Smurf Alert II reviews
When the smurfs stumble across some "Red Smurfs", a war is declared and a fight for survival ensues. Can an OC save the smurfs from oblivion against the red ones?
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,737 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Complete
Smurfass: The Smurfberry Smasher reviews
Brainy decides to build a "Smurfberry Smasher" aka "The Nut Smasher" within the village and had some fun. Written Jackass Style, Oneshot.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Complete
Smurfass: An Unsmurfy Smurfette reviews
An OC had fried Smurfette's brain and severely damaged it. The Smurfs struggle to adapt to the change as the new smurfette get's them on their nerves awhile the OC tries to fix the damage already done. Warning: This was made Jackass Style.
Smurfs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,297 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Smurfette - Complete
Snork Shooting reviews
A bunch of humans from an advanced civilization thought it would be fun to gather up Snorks and shoot them awhile their mid-air near the Smurf Village, the fun was short and quick when their brother arrives. Death, Weapons, Oneshot.
Crossover - Smurfs & Snorks - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Complete
Brainy's Call Of Nature reviews
In this not so good learning story: No one listens to Brainy Smurf so he has to change his behavior and diet in order to get some attention, with the help of a fellow OC he could only go so far before he gotten more than he bargained for.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Brainy - Complete
Smells Like Rotten Smurfberries reviews
When Handy Smurf comes in to clean the village sewage tank, he got more than he bargain for. Bodily Functions, Humor, Oneshot.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Handy - Complete
Smurf Disaster: Power Of The Atom reviews
A Nuclear Bomb blows up in the middle of le Pays maudit, sending radiation over the entire region. Rather face extinction, the Smurfs have no choice but to "adapt" to their new environment as most life either dies or ended up being mutated into monsters.
Smurfs - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,337 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Complete
100 Things On What NOT To Do To The Smurfs reviews
This is the first time someone did this in the Smurfs category. This isn't my idea, but what I wrote in it is my work. Prepare to laugh when reading this list of things on what NOT to do to the smurfs. Oneshot.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Complete
Zombie Smurfs: Class II Outbreak reviews
Handy died, Sassette was severely injured, and Brainy almost became a victim himself. Suddenly, the dead rose from their graves and a new Zombie Outbreak has begun. Using what they learned from the Purple Fly disease, the smurfs do their best to survive.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,424 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Complete
Brainy's Disappearance reviews
History tries to repeat itself as Brainy had enough on being despised upon, so he decides to runaway into the woods and kidnapped Sassette in the process. In the meanwhile, another threat against the Smurf Village is imminent. Would everyone survive?
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,575 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Brainy - Complete
Grim Reaping Smurf reviews
Scaredy was literally scared to death after hearing a scarey story about the notorious Boston Strangler, that's when the Grim Reaper stepped in. Would he be spared death or will he rest in peace?
Crossover - Smurfs & Sims - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Scaredy - Complete
The Three Smurfs: Wine and Complain reviews
Three human siblings ends up turning into smurfs and decided to give the Smurf Village "smurfberry juice" to provide their support to the community. Hilarious stuff. Oneshot.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Complete
Microwavable Fry reviews
Sloppy's pet house fly climbs into a microwave oven and explodes, enough said. Oneshot.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Sloppy - Complete
Zombie Smurfs: Class I Outbreak reviews
One morning, zombies began to appear and it wasn't long before everyone ran home as Brainy, Jokey, and Hunter bring a quick end to them. Oneshot, very quick and not much action.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Complete
Lovesick Smurfette reviews
Smurfette has a crush on the new smurf who had been living in the Smurf Village for 6 months, will she be able to confess her feelings to him? Oneshot.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Smurfette - Complete
Smurf Disaster: Population Overload reviews
What would happen if the estimate of 100 Smurfs quadrupled to 100,000,000 Smurfs? Smurf society will change heavily as everyone will live in a crowded and frustrated once proud village now turned mega city. Can the Smurfs handle a Population Overload?
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,030 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Complete
Command & Conquer: Smurf Alert I reviews
Gargamel, Azrael, and the Smurfs got "Smurfed" from multiple superweapons for no apparent reason. Their world came tumbling down on them as the bombs, planes, satellites, and chemicals came crashing in. It's too much for anyone to handle. Oneshot.
Crossover - Smurfs & Command & Conquer - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Gargamel - Complete
Endangered Smurf I: Save The Smurfs Campaign
Even with all of their enemies dead, the Smurfs have one final foe to defeat. Then their dam near the village failed during a storm and flooded the village, during the chaos outsiders came in and saved the Smurfs and nothing will be the same since.
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,333 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Complete
Left 4 Dead in South Park: Zombie Pandemic reviews
Mephesto's Zombie Virus has broken loose in South Park, CO and the US government has quarantined the town overnight. Can the South Park Boys survive? Zombie Movies and Games references are present. The first real Zombie Story on the South Park Category.
Crossover - South Park & Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,535 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Complete
Combustion House
Lizzy and Kenny were fiddling around with each other at his house one night and something ridicules happened, the title says it all. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Kenny M. - Complete
Oh My God! They've Killed, Lizzy? reviews
The parka wearing girl named Lizzy is getting her very first story on FanFiction, and if you know Kenny then she would suffer the same fate. Warning: There's a girl in Kenny's place here, expect bizarre crap to happen. Double Shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Complete
Playing With The Camoe Dolls
Wendy Testaburger stole some property from an OC and began to experience bizarre situations and gruesome nightmares, is there a deity involve or is there a prankster at play. Double Shot, means two chapters.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,210 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Stealing Wendy's Hat: A Dream Made Story reviews
Antrodextorm: Butters was just sitting on the bench at the park sleeping, but what dropped onto his lap will drive him into an adventure that nobody would ever think of. Based on a dream I had Thursday night. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Butters S., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
C&C Red Alert: Sniping Vodka reviews
A sniper has a lone conscript within his sights, but his real target is what the conscript is drinking.
Command & Conquer - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Complete
Reznov: Green Hill Zone reviews
John D. Reznov was at an outdoor firing range somewhere near Green Hill Zone, he "accidentally" fired a shot through a wall and heard a scream. After that, he met Sonic the Hedgehog and his friends at an unrelated accident. My first story.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,875 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Complete
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