Annzy Bananzy
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Joined 10-03-09, id: 2103396, Profile Updated: 09-18-13
Author has written 17 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Phineas and Ferb, Wreck-It Ralph, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hello world, my name is Annzy Bananzy, and I love you all. Just thought you should know :)

I hijacked Anna's account muahahahahahahah sppppppppppppppppppppppppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (and all I added was this lousy message)

- Bakura

Where else can you find me? Glad you asked!

Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Annzy-Bananzy/232291080127428

-- Stop on by for some fun (random sayings by me), spoilers (exclusive sneak-peeks and look-ins to future fanfics), and videos (where I talk about my stories and reveal even more information)!

Figment: http://figment.com/users/71075-Annzy-Bananzy

-- Wanna see some of my original work? Come here! :)

Deviantart: http://annzy.deviantart.com/

-- Not really much here since I cannot draw to save my life, but you're free to stop by if you want! :)

Collaboration stories with TheGuardianKnux: Briar Rose and Threads!

-- These are so much fun to write with her!! :D Please check these out if you're a fan of Hetalia (and Franada and USUK ;)). And please check her out as well, as she is a most wonderful authoress!


FANART FOR MY STORIES! I'm so happy to have some :') IT FILLS ME WITH A JOY LIKE NO OTHER! THANK YOU TO EVERYONE!
(All deviantart links unless specified otherwise.)

For "A Vampire Story":

-- Mistletoe Scene by mywiilz.

-- Protection (via Facebook) by Takumasaiou (via tumblr).

For "Ryou's School Life":

-- Anai Sagaki by Silver-Neon.

-- Anai Sagaki (via Facebook) by TheGuardianKnux.

For "Marik the Musician":

-- Marik playing the piano and Marik playing the violin by LocoCoco300.


G E N E R A L - I N F O R MA T I O N

Gender: Female, obviously -.-

Age: 16

Super Power of Choice: Flying or Invisibility.

Favorite Color: Sky blue

Favorite Food: Butternut Squash

-- Favorite Kind of Food: Chinese :3

-- Favorite Vegetables: Squash, carrots, green beans, and broccoli.

-- Favorite Fruits: Strawberries, mangoes, and pineapple.

-- Least Favorite Vegetables: Tomatoes, brussel sprouts, and asparagus.

-- Least Favorite Fruit: Grapes.

Favorite Drink: Anyhing NON-alcoholic; I personally despise the taste of alcohol XP And honestly, my favorite drink is any type of juice! (I used to like soda a lot, but I don't really like it that much anymore.)

Favorite Animal(s): Bunnies and dolphins :3

Favorite Band: Bowling For Soup

-- Favorite Type of Music: Show Tunes (I like everything, but these are definitely my favorite!)

-- Favorite Song: (Changes too often to even try to write down.)

Favorite anime AND manga(not anime/manga): Is, and always will be, the best anime AND manga on the planet, everyone give a hand for, CARD CAPTOR SAKURA!! :3

Other favorite anime/manga: Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yu-Gi-Oh! the Abridged Series (YGOTAS), Hetalia - Axis Powers and World Series, Princess Jellyfish (*spazzing*), Fullmetal Alchemist, Vampire Knight, A Tiny Little Snow Fairy Sugar(It's so cute!), Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles, Tokyo Mew Mew, D. N. Angel, Zodiac P. I., Chibi Vampire, Death Note, Ouran High School Host Club, Black Butler, Strawberry Sweet, He's Dedicated to Roses, and Gentleman's Alliance.

Favorite Cartoon(s):

-- Current: Phineas and Ferb (LOVE IT) and Gravity Falls.

-- Cancelled/not shown anymore Animaniacs, Teen Titans, PowerPuff Girls, Dexter's Laboratory, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Kim Possible, ChalkZone, My Life as a Teenage Robot, Brandy and Mr. Whiskers, Edd, Ed, n' Eddy, Loony Tunes, The Replacements, Rugrats, Totally Spies, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, and Samurai Jack.

Favorite Shows:

-- Current (includes if they're rerunning the series): The Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, The Nanny, Full House, Suburgatory, Modern Family, The Middle, BBC Sherlock, and Doctor Who.

-- Cancelled/not shown anymore: The Amanda Show, All That, Sonny With a Chance, Phil of the Future, That's So Raven, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, and Drake and Josh.

Favorite Book(s) Series: The Rainbow Boys (Rainbow Boys, Rainbow High, and Rainbow Road), Magic or Madness, The House of Night, Septimus Heap, Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, The Sisters Grimm, Edgar and Ellen, and A Series of Unfortunate Events. (Basically anything I ever read...there's a LOT more, but that's it for now.)

Favorite Couples (yaoi/shonen-ai/boy&boy will be in italics):

-Card Captor Sakura:
-- Syaoran/Sakura (OTP); Tomoyo/Eriol (OTP); and Touya/Yukito (OTP).

-Yu-Gi-Oh!:
-- Yami Bakura/Marik (OTP); Ryou/Yami Marik (OTP); Yugi/Anzu; Jounouchi/Mai; Honda/Miho; Kaiba/Mokuba (sometimes); and Pegasus/Cyndia.

-Hetalia: Axis Powers and World Series:
-- Germany/Italy (OTP); Britan/France; America/Britain (OTP); Spain/Romano (OTP); Prussia/Canada.

-Phineas and Ferb:
-- Phineas/Ferb; Buford/Baljeet (OTP); Phineas/Isabella; Monty/Vanessa; Candace/Jeremy; and Linda/Lawrence.

Likes: Having fun, chocolate, manga, anime, writing, reading, shonen-ai, fluff, singing, playing the piano, acting, listening to music, riding my bike, swimming, lazing around, watching internet videos, Rhett and Link, Ray William Johnson, Haunted Houses, Halloween, vampires, sweets and candy, noodles, etc. (To be added to later).

Dislikes: Child abuse, work, tomatoes, hypocrites, people asking me too many questions when I want to be left alone, getting hurt, when people are sad and I can't do anything to help, horror movies, etc. (To be added to later).

Afraid of: Driving... (I haven't even taken Driver's Ed yet TT_TT).

Main Mood: Happy! And Random :D

Other Information: I am a loving, trusting, friendly, non-judgemental, happy girl who's always wanted someone/people to love me for who I am (and I have, in my friends ). I want to be an actress/singer, writer, psychologist, and/or a teacher when I grow up, and I'm always willing to make new friends :)

I am a Catholic Christian, but I also believe that being gay is not a sin. I have come to this conclusion after many, many, many years of asking God and looking up multiple sources and... a ton of hassle. My entire family does not approve of homosexuality, but this does not affect my decision.

I love God and my faith with all of my heart, and I am not afraid to admit it. He has always been there for me and has always helped me through my problems. I know that when I'm suffering or going through a hard time that He is helping me and looking out for me, and that whatever I'm going through is for the best. I believe that in the end, He will help me ensure that everything will be all right.

What I would love the most to happen right now is for the Catholic Church to condone gay marriage, so that all of the gay Catholics can get married without fear... Because love is love no matter who it's between; why would God not allow love to be united under His roof?

I love kids, and can't wait until I become a mother! :) I will most likely adopt, since I feel that there are enough people in the world and that these poor orphans should have a home and experience what true family love is...

I absolutely despise child abuse, and wish that I could knock some sense into anyone who has abused a poor, innocent child. Every time I think about someone hurting little children, or "big" children... I feel sick and angry. I hate abuse in general, of course, but child abuse just really fires me up...

If you have any direct questions about me or my life, don't be afraid to shoot me a PM and ask.

About My Stories/Writing Style: My writing style is just as much a mystery to me as it may or may not be to you. I think, however, that I am a detailed writer, in which I insert a lot of information into the story, to try and make it as realistic as possible, while still continuing the plot. I also love writing dialogue (especially if the characters hate/love-hate each other); you know those lines where it's just comeback after comeback, like a real conversation. I love them

In my stories you can almost always expect to see romance (whether this will change or not I have no idea) because I just love it so much... Humor may also be an aspect (although I tend to think I'm horrible un-funny XP), as well as angst (oh, definitely angst...). Oh! Suspense is also a big one - I love suspense Someone has once said that I am very good at incorporating many different genres into my stories, and I find myself agreeing with them more and more every day.

I like to write stories with intricate plots that talk about/include current or real-world issues (to an extent). I do this as a way to vent my frustration for certain problems in the world as well as to maybe open other peoples eyes a bit to some (in my opinion) horrible things that are going on in the world. I love coming up with backstories, as well as diving more into the minds of what the characters are doing and why, exactly, they're doing it more so than some writers (I think?).

I use OCs freely and (usually) without remorse or regret. If they are major OCs, I can guarantee you that they have a lot of backstory. If they are random/nameless OCs, they are usually dramatized to get a certain affect for the story.

Another note is that I love FanFiction for what it promotes; it encourages young writers to share their ideas, their personal characterizations, and their skills. It encourages them to improve their writing skills, and to find out what they like to write, and what they're good at. Fanfiction, in most cases, takes out the need for you to make up your own character and decide things for them, allowing you to instead purely focus on and perfect your plots. Fanfiction can even help with improving your characterization if you work with AUs, and make them go through a different set of trials. This is why I love Fanfiction; it allows you to practice, to enjoy, to love, to laugh, to perfect... I don't understand why Fanfiction is seen as "bad" by so many people; just because there are a few bad stories in the bunch does not mean that Fanfiction as a whole is bad.

And that is why I will always love Fanfiction.

Just like the other section, any questions? Feel free to send me a PM and ask :)


YU-GI-OH! SECTION!!!!!

Yu-Gi-Oh! Shippings I support (yaoi pairings will be in italics... before you judge, note that there are not many girls in Yu-Gi-Oh!):

Thiefshipping: Yami Bakura/Marik (OTP)

Deathshipping: Ryou/Yami Marik (OTP)

Angstshipping: Marik/Ryou

Psychoshipping: Yami Bakura/Yami Marik

Peachshipping: Yugi/Anzu(OR Yugi/Tea) (OTP)

Revolutionshipping: Atem/Anzu (OR Atem/Tea)

Polarshipping: Jounouchi/Mai (OR Joey/Mai) (OTP)

Cheershipping: Shizuka/Otogi (OR Serenity/Duke) (OTP)

Tieshipping: Honda/Miho (OR Tristan/Miho) (OTP)

Puzzleshipping: Yugi/Yami Yugi

Heartshipping: Ryou/Yugi

Prideshipping: Yami Yugi/Seto Kaiba (Don't give me that look... it could work...)

PAIRINGS THAT I'VE USED/ARE USING/ARE GOING TO USE BUT DON'T REALLY SUPPORT AND/OR LIKE:

Tendershipping: Yami Bakura Ryou

Bronzeshipping: Yami Marik Marik

Lateshipping: Yami Bakura Amane Bakura (I do think this pairing is funny, since we know next to nothing about Amane besides that she's Ryou's dead sister XD)

--NORMAL PEOPLE vs. YU-GI-OH FANS --

normal people: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would rather rely on Ishizu for future predictions.

normal people: Say "OMG!"
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Say "Oh my RA! (OMR!)"

normal people: Say "Shut up or I'll tell on you!"
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Say "Shut up or I'll steal Seto's check book and blame on you!"

normal people: Think bad guys are very ugly.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and absolutely love Bakura and Marik (GOT THAT RIGHT!!! XD)

normal people: When being chased yell "HELP ME SOMEBODY!"
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: When being chased yell "HELP ME ATEM!"

normal people: Get nervous or scared during thunderstorms.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know that there might be a duel between Yami Yugi and Yami Bakura, and that one of them might be shirtless.

normal people: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would go directly to Domino City or find a way to Ancient Egypt.

normal people: Would be scared when they see people in purple cloaks chasing them.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Just know that Marik sends his rare hunters to be sure that you are fine.

normal people: Get freaked out when they see scary people on motorcycles.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and know that it is possibly Marik.

normal people: Think Yu-Gi-Oh is just a stupid children’s card game.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and know that it even was in the Egyptian past.

normal people: Think little people are stupid.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Think that Mokuba and Yugi are way too cute to be stupid.

normal people: Would never go to an orphanage.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know better and go a lot to orphanages to check out if there is someone like Seto.

normal people: Think Egypt is stupid.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would go immediately to Egypt, because maybe Marik or Atem is there!

normal people: Would never buy to expensive thing because they might become out of money.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would just kidnap Mokuba and force Seto to shop with them.

normal people: Solve all their problems by suing people.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Solve all their problems by playing a children's card game.

Normal people: Sing Lady GaGa
Yu-Gi-Oh! (abridged) fans: Sing Leather Pants and Brooklyn Rage! (and recieve many awkward stares XD)

normal people: Don't believe in real magic.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Are always watchful for chances to be sent to the Shadow Realm.

normal people: Don't believe in the apocolypse.
Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Laugh and show them Zorc and/or Season 0 Mokuba.

If you are a YuGiOh fan, then put this on your profile.

I believe Marik's name is MARIK, not MALIK. In ALL the manga books I've read (in print AND online), his name was MARIK, and even on the fanfiction character filter it says his name is "Marik I." If that isn't proof enough that his name is MARIK and not MALIK, I don't know what is. If anything, the Hikari should be called MaRik and the Yami should be called MaLik, not the other way around!!! If you think we should put a stop to the name confusion and that Hikari Marik should be called MARIK instead of MALIK, copy and paste this into your profile.


I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, rainbowstrike, Otters rule the world,Aka Aurora, LilyGirl101, Annzy Bananzy


Why do we ((sleep)) in church, But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie? Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about God, but so ((easy)) to Gossip? Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it ((easy)) to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post, Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones? Why are ((churches)) getting smaller, But ((bars and clubs)) are growing? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name.

80 percent of you wont repost this.


STORY TIME! (not mine)

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.
As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.
So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.'
He looked at me and said, 'Hey, thanks!'
There was a big smile on his face.It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.
We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes.We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.
Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again.I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books.
Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends.. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.
I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation.I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.
Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great.He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous!
Today was one of those days.I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.
As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.
He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.
I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.
Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.

You now have two choices, you can:
1) Put this on your profile
or
2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1.


When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't re post this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Re- post this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress


9 things I hate about everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my downstairs when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
3. When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Who the hell keeps looking?
5.
When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?' No moron, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6.
People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say 'life is short'. What the hell? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9.
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?' If the bus came would I be standing here, Einstein?


List of crazy stuff!

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself.

Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.

Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".

Crazy is when you suddenly start blabbing about gourds.

Crazy is when you start laughing at the term 'cheap plastic' when no one else knows why.

Crazy is when you randomly started laughing like a maniac during a test.

Crazy is when you're trying to help someone, but get side-tracked by a bug.

Crazy is when you just KNOW frogs will rule the world some day!

Crazy is when you run into a glass door and laugh at your blood all over the floor.

Crazy is when you find yourself having a crush on a fictional character, who not only happens to be married and a father, but also dead.

Crazy is running around in your pajamas yelling 'I'M SO ATTRACTIVE!' just because you need a confidence boost.

Crazy is making enough inside jokes to fill up several books within the span of one day. (CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK!!)

Crazy is when you start to sing at every awkward pause just because you don't like silence. (CHECKAROONIE!)

Crazy is having the urge to do something illegal, and then happening to mention the urge to your mother in casual conversation :P

Crazy is going on fanfiction every spare moment when you have a project that you haven't started due the next day. (CHECK)

Crazy is dipping a carrot in orange juice because you feel like it.

Crazy is when you start laughing for no reason at the most inappropriate moment, and you don't even know why, so you laugh harder.

Crazy is when you think the word "pickle" or 'fork" is funny.

Crazy is picking up the phone and saying "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Parlor, how may I help you?" Just to see what reactions you'll get.

Crazy is saying "Ooh, shiny!" everytime you see something you think is cool.

Crazy is when your friend picks up the phone by saying "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Parlor, how may I help you?" you respond with "I'd like a large, with the following toppings: Copycat, you stole my thing. Please deliver by sundown. Bye." Then hang up.

Crazy is when you burst into crazed laughter when someone says "I'm Serious" or "Seriously."

Crazy is when whenever someone says "jk" you have an incredible urge to yell "ROWLING!"

Crazy is when you want to faint for no specific reason whatsoever.

Crazy is when you text someone who is right next to you. (CHECK!)

Crazy is when you think that people in pictures are staring at you and are freaked out by it. (CHECK!)

Crazy is when said people come out of the picture and start talking to you. (Un-CHEK! THANKFULLY!)

Crazy is when you have the erge to jump in a giant vat full of pudding, juice, jello, or the fountain of youth water.

Crazy is when you are sitting here trying to think of new things that are crazy. (CHECK-O-RAMA!)

Crazy is when you think in third person constantly.

(If anyone has anymore Crazy Things they would like on here please tell me them.)


Things I'm not allowed to do in Ferryport Landing:

1. I will not tell Sabrina that the president of the United States is an Everafter

2. I will not quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail whenever I see King Arthur

3. It is not polite to ask Jake if he likes “older women”

4. I am not supposed to try and convince Daphne that Harry Potter is real

5. Mr. Canis is not a werewolf, and I should not compare him to Jacob Black

6. Jokes about police officers being pigs aren’t really funny

7. I will not, as a human, pretend to be a mime trapped inside a box while standing next to the magical barrier

8. Saying “I don’t believe in fairies” will not make Puck or his minions die

9. I will not constantly mention living "happily ever after”

10. I will not talk about finding my Prince Charming, especially if said prince is within earshot

11. I will not throw beans on the ground and pretend that they were magic ones

12. I will not ask people to see their driver’s licenses

13. Nottingham will not be amused if I forge a love letter from him to Heart

14. I will not sing songs from the movie Men in Tights whenever I see Robin Hood or his men

15. I will not steal from Baba Yaga and blame it on somebody else

16. I will not offer any “anti-aging” products to Everafters

17. It is not a good idea to cover walls with red handprints, even as a joke

18. I will not brag about all the places I’ve been recently

19. Pretending to discover magical items is not ok

20. I will not allow Rumpelstiltzkin to adopt children, nor will I hire him as a babysitter

21. I will not start rhyming random words to annoy Mirror

22. I will not give Elvis sausage, no matter what happens

23. I will not attempt a brain/heart transplant on the Scarecrow/Tin Man

24. I will not refer to Everafters by their real names in front of other people

25. I will not ask for autographs

26. I will not ask Everafters to refer me to their plastic surgeons

27. I am not allowed to negotiate a peace treaty with the Scarlet Hand

28. I will not use Mirror to do my hair and make-up in the morning

29. I will not ask known Scarlet Hand members to join a new organization called "The Blue Foot".


If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (ALL. THE. FREAKING. TIME.)

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (but not as as weird as you) put this on your profile

If you can be quiet one second and hyper in another, but don't have mood swings, copy this in your profile.

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

REMEMBER: A good friend gives you bail money when you're in jail - a best friend will be sitting next to you and saying "Man, that was fun!"

If you are like me and totally support homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile. They are people just like you and me, so don't hate them just because their sexuality is different.

85 percent of the people who read Harry Potter think Luna Lovegood is crazy. If you are a part of the 15 percent that thinks she rules, copy this into your profile

If you believe that half of what you say/write/think doesn’t come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this on to your profile.

If you hate it when people label you, copy this into your profile

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’


16 Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

16. When you are at the cash paying, ask: "Can I have fries with that?"


Random Quotes!

EMO--Extravagently Made Origami

YAOI--You Are Overly Insane (Me and my friend made that up XD but I heard this one online: Young Attractive Outgoing Intellectuals)

YURI--You Understand Righteous Interventions (Me and my friend made this up too :3 )

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Utter randomness!!

If you're going to criticise someone, first walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Last night, I was lying on my bed, staring up at the stars and wondering 'Where the heck is my roof?'

I want to do that thing when you put a map of the world on your wall and put pins in all the places you've been to. But first, I'll have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it doesn't fall down.

Ten percent of people in Britain believe that their food has a party when they shut the fridge door.

If you get sent to jail, a friend will bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, "Darn, we sure messed up!

Why is rap so named? Becasue the'c' fell off at the printer.

Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

Whose sick joke was it for the fear of long words to be called hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia?

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

"Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton.

I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just implying it.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

Constipated people don't give a crap.

What do you mean I'm dead? I'm here ain't I?

This is Bob >:) Bob likes sharp things, Bob likes you, I suggest you run from Bob.

Music is like candy - you throw away the rappers.


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heartbeat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when you're in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks you're beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says "THATS HER!!" after they have already met you more than once.


YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. ("A lot" meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)


9 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing
2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket
3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have
4. Yes PMSing sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month
5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm(I say 'hi' to my friends by saying 'hey...You,yeah you,you're a pepperoni)
6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool but it doesn't work the other way around
7. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly(I don't do that)
8. At least one girl always survives in horror movies
9. We can wear guy clothes but if they wear ours they get funny looks


If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet/foot, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned about being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IWuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlY JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, KylaMizuki, Spirit Evolution, Darkangelsdevil, HanakoAnimeaddict, LilyGirl101, Annzy

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been called weird and taken that as a complement, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile!

Paste this into your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

If you are against discrimination of any sort, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe that all life is equal, no matter what sort of creature it is, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head... copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think life without computers is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have music in your soul, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read other people's profiles to copy and paste things, paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people that gets excited with just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're anti-social sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and past this into your profile.

If you ever listened to the same song for six hours straight put this on your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Three...? As in three hundred, I hope?!)

If you're disgusted by the way most teenagers are acting nowadays, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile!

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile

Abortion is not a right! Abortion kills hundreds of living, yet unbornbabies every year!! If you're pro-life,copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile

If you've ever bursted out laughing in a silent room over something that happened yesterday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you've ever felt like someone(thing) was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you truly believe in God, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Jesus is your savior, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have written an awesome story, but can never seem to finish it, copy this to your profile.

If you think randomness rocks, copy and paste this onto your profile and your name onto the list!! Icethroat21, Spottedpaw13, LibiTheWolf, Annzy

If you're a human that thinks humans in general are stupid, copy this onto your profile.

If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you have an EXTREMELY bad memory. (Huh? What were we talking about?)

If you love EVERYONE in the world who will take the time to read your profile copy and paste this onto your profile :)

If you are lazy, copy and paste this

If you will never smoke, do drugs, or anything else in that field, copy and paste this into your profile

If you find yourself reading fanfiction more then you write, add your name then copy and paste this to your profile: TeenageCrisis, Kirathis-Chan, Spazz8884, xXxJaycee81196xXx, Ino Y. Uchiha, rainbows.and.blood, LibiTheWolf, Annzy

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile (I DO THIS SO OFTEN IT'S NOT EVE FUNNY ANYMORE).

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. (BIG TIME!!!)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions when you probably should be doing something else, copy this onto your profile

If you are so obsessed with musical theatre that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile!

If you never study and it's a miracle you still get good grades without knowing anything at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're addicted to sweets, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile

If you get in a bad mood for no apparent reason except for bottled up emotions, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE


You Say Pink I Say Black
You Say Miley Cyrus I Say SHE SUCKS!
You Say Zac Efron I Say WTF!
You Say Pop I Say Rock
You Say I'm Weird I Say I'm Different XP
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE


Did you know that... Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It's good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. Now, make a wish. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and your wish will be granted.


Try Not to Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you

If you almost cried while you read thiscopy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; Mysterious Miracle, Silverdiamond23, Peridot Tears, Katie Ladmoore, Moonstream-Warrior, Spottedpaw13, LibiTheWolf, Annzy


Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this, and if you almost cried, post this in your profile.


Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Most Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with jerks who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BRAINS AND A HEART to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet alot of girls do too.


I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the girl who loves her best friend but is afraid to let her know it.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.


Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!

If you don't have a problem with Homosexuality copy this into your profile (A.N.-Oh yeah, and I'm a Christian by the way, I feel that as long as two people love each other[and I mean ACTUALLY love each other, not these stupid people who have sex just "for the fun of it"] then it's fine.)


Female come backs

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"


Your Guy side:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt (it depends how and who).
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night (sometimes)
TOTAL: 16

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner (sometimes; if I remember to put it on in the morning... which I usually don't).
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing
TOTAL: 15

I'm actually happy that I'm more guy than gal, is that weird? Ah, who asked you anyway?


Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN FREAK RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Would copy and past this into their profile


To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

(Because if there was no insanity, there would be no authors, and we'd have to find some other site to visit.)


WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...
Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

--Advice--
Dont ask for a kiss, take one
If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.

--Requirements--
Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.

If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
and can't get them out of your head
then Re-post this within One Minute

and Whoever you are missing will surprise you.

Repost this as what a kiss means


The iPod Shuffle Quiz: Welcome to Tokyo! (WARNING: I HAVE A LOT OF MUSICAL/CARTOON/DISNEY SONGS ON MY IPOD)

1) Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2) For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3) YOU MUST WRITE THAT NAME OF THE SONG NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT IS!

1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Fireflies
by Owl City
((SHINE LIKE A FIREFLY!!! XD That’s a pretty good motto! I might keep it…))

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Looks Like I Got Me a Friend
from the movie Pebble and the Penguin
((AW! This makes me happy ))

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

I Believe We Can
sung by Chaka Khan and Clay Aiken on Phineas and Ferb
((I DO believe we can! =D))

4.WHAT IS 22?

The Scooby-Doo theme song
(don’t know who it’s by)
((Lol XD Scooby-Doo is 22!))

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Rubber Bands, Rubber Balls
from Phineas and Ferb
((Um… I think she’s flexible like rubber…? XD))

6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

I Always Feel Like Somebody’s Watching Me
(don’t know who it’s by)
((… OMGosh, this works… O_o))

7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Mr. Mom
by Lone Star
((WELL, considering I do most of the laundry and I feel like I’m always helping my OLDER brothers, this fits… only I am a Miss thank you very much!!))

8. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

For a Pessimist I’m Pretty Optimistic
by Paramore
((Does this mean I want to be a pessimist or an optimist? O_O))

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Live Like You Were Dying
by Tim McGraw
((… Meaning I should kiss him since I haven’t had my first kiss yet? XDD LOL!… I don’t actually think that XD EDIT: As of 2011 I have had my first kiss XD))

10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

The Pretender
by the Foo Fighters
((… I hope they don’t really think of me as this… but I wouldn’t be surprised -_-”)

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Prince Ali
from Aladdin
((LMAO!! The sad thing is I probably would XD))

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

I Just Can’t Wait to Be King
from the Lion King I
((… No comment…))

13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

I Guess You’re Right
by The Posies
((… HUH? What is this saying…? O_o?))

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Carrots and Sticks
by Belarus and Ukraine from Hetalia
((NO!! You now know my biggest secret!! XD))

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

The Monster Mash
(don’t know who sung this version)
((LOL! Yes, I think they’re all monsters and good at dancing XDD))

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Sanctuary
from Kingdom Hearts
((… No comment…))

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Hallelujah
by Paramore
((I’ll die singing? I wouldn’t mind that actually… or is this saying my death is a great thing O.o))

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

Hey There Delilah
by the Plain White T’s
((I guess I’ll regret not meeting Delilah…))

19.WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

The Adams Family theme (Instrumental)
(I don’t know who played this…)
((LOL! This does make me laugh XD))

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Be Our Guest
from Beauty and the Beast
((… NO WAY does this make me cry!… TT_TT))

21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

Bouncin’ Around the World
by Love Handel from Phineas and Ferb
((Does this mean I’ll travel the world with the one I love?? Or… something… else… O_O))

22.WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

The Senses Song
by Yakko, Wakko, and Dot from An maniacs
((GAH! Senses scare me… XD))

23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Distance
by Karsh Kale
((I have no idea what this means…))

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Country From Where the Sun Rises
by Japan from Hetalia
((Uuuh… I’d probably make Japan a bigger thing…? XD))

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Embrace the Trés Bien Moi
by France from Hetalia
((I LOVE THIS SONG! So I don’t see how it hurts… "))

26. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

Welcome to Tokyo
by Kelly Hu from Phineas and Ferb
((LOL! Totally ))


.:FIRE:.
You have a short temper.
You often act on your emotions without thinking first. X
You are very competitive. X (only with my friends or people that challenge me; otherwise I could care less)
You like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
You prefer warm weather over cold weather. X
You often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless. X
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it. X
People have often called you insane. X
Total: 6

.:WATER:.
You have a calm, laid-back personality. X
You like to go to the beach. X
You rarely get angry. X
When you do get angry, you know how to control it. X
You think before you act. X
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a good swimmer. X
You like the rain. X
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous. X
Total: 8

.:EARTH:.
You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature. X
You don't mind getting dirty. X (if I know the job requires getting dirty, otherwise I’d prefer to stay clean)
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you. X
You could easily survive in the wild.
You care about the environment X
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 4

.:AIR:.
You have a free spirit. X
You hate rules. X (some rules are okay, but others are like, “What??”)
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces. X
You hate to be restrained. X
You are very independent and outgoing. X
You are quite intelligent. X
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted. X
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying. X
You wish you could fly. X
Total: 9

.:DARKNESS:.

You spend most of your time alone. X
You prefer nighttime over daytime. X
You like creepy things. X
You like to play tricks on people. X
Black is your favorite color.
You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc. X
You don't talk much. X
You are atheist.
You don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules. X (usually I’m too scared to but I do actually like to break them… if that makes sense XD)
Total: 7

.:LIGHT:.
You are very polite. X
You are spiritual. X
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them. X
You believe everything you see or hear. X (pretty much *face palm*)
You are afraid of the dark. X (only when I start thinking about scary movies I’ve seen…)
You hate violence. X
You hope for world peace. X
You are generally a happy person. X
Everyone loves to be around you. X (at least I think so ._.)
You always follow the rules. X (unless they make no sense)
Total: 10

1. Light
2. Air
3. Water
4. Darkness
5. Fire
6. Earth


YAY! If you actually read all that, you must have a lot of time on your hands, I only put up the stuff that has no swear words in it...if there is a swear word in any of these then I must have overlooked it, sorry.

YAY! LEARNING! (just felt like putting it up there! (: )


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Briar Rose by TheGuardianKnux reviews
Matthew Williams was excited; he was finally going to the academy of his dreams, Rosa Academy. But, when he runs into an odd looking student, his life will never be the same. Francis Bonnefoy was unlike any other student Matthew would ever meet. He seemed to be frightened by the thorny flora that climbed the castle walls, and ice cold. Would an explanation be worth the price?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 125,052 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Canada, France
Quidditch House Rivals by Zeplerfer reviews
Slytherin House and Gryffindor House have always been intense rivals, but this new level of sexual tension between their Quidditch teams is unbearable. As an ambitious Slytherin, Alfred will do whatever it takes to win the Quidditch Cup. The only obstacle in his path is Arthur, the talented and handsome Gryffindor seeker. USUK. Pottertalia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 106,627 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 10/12/2013 - [America, England/Britain] [France, Canada] - Complete
Mistletoe by Dorky3599 reviews
"UNIVERSAL LAWS!" And thats what had to happen to make them kiss... just a short drabble from my ask america and england FB page.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2013 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Gilt by saketini reviews
Canonverse, June 1919. The Treaty of Versailles didn't go as America had planed. He's pouting and England is pushy. UKUS with UST and past referenced Asakiku. References "Impressionist" as a direct sequel.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2013 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Hetalia School for Vampire Hunters by SalaciousCrumb reviews
AU. Alfred is a determined vampire hunter in training. But this training is put to the test when he actually meets one. Arthur is irritating, British and unnervingly attractive. But even Alfred's not stupid enough to fall in love with him. USUK GerIta Spamano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 184,961 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Inbox, Zero by Rufescent reviews
Though America's heroic mission was never fully completed, the blushes and the smiles and the twinkling eyes somehow made England's disappointment more bearable. Words were never more appealing. A loving USUK oneshot, featuring many nations.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,376 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2013 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Only an Allusion by The Purple Eyed One reviews
Ryou, local author, never thought she would write again after her first book brought up painful memories. But when a sequel is produced, it's up to her new editor to help her cope with the emotions her second book also brings to the surface. Female Ryou.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,800 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 5/20/2012 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura
Blind in a Sense by The Purple Eyed One reviews
Atem was tired of suitors only wanting to marry him for money or power. But a small blind girl is dragged into the palace court one day. And she has an even worse problem than her blindness. By helping her, Atem unknowingly helps himself. Female Yugi.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,597 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Atem, Yūgi M.
Booked by HetaliaHour reviews
Alfred has a fairly easy job. He's a prostitute. He gets paid pretty decent and when his boss isn't bitching at him or he doesn't have to f*ck an old guy, he's pretty content. I mean, all jobs have their downsides, don't they? But what happens when a mysterious Brit books him out for a year! UkUs/FAIL Summary (M for cursing and later chapters)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,315 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Snowy Hearts by Artemis Fenir reviews
"The snow always reminded him of a certain stuffy, adorable seventh year Slytherin. " Potteralia, USUK, fluuuuuuuff!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Romantic by Teenage Mouse reviews
Arthur Kirkland is not a cynic. He's just a romantic living in the real world, and he knows he has to be logical sometimes. So when he decides True Love probably isn't going to find him, it only seems logical to build the perfect partner for himself, in the form of a personal android named Alfred. (Of course, as a romantic, Arthur should have known logic and love don't mix.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,621 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/28/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Punks, Goths, and Jocks by FMAvatard reviews
Arthur Kirkland is sick of all the nonsense around him, especially from that tool of a quarterback. Punk/High School AU. Language, suggestive themes
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,765 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 6/3/2012 - America, England/Britain
Name This Feeling by The Purple Eyed One reviews
Bakura is cursed to feel the emotions of anyone who comes within a certain radius of him. When Marik visits his "haunted" estate, she begins to fall in love with Bakura. So Bakura starts to feel the love, too... Female Marik.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,000 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Marik I., Yami Bakura
In The Morning by MasochisticKitten reviews
"England." America stopped, growing serious. "I know the tone in your voice. I recognize the slur. You're drunk. Tell me where you are so I can come get you." England gets drunk again and America brings him back to his hotel room. After a small incident before bed, America finds out something rather important the morning after. Human names partially used. T for mild language use.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/5/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
American English by Nikki Hasselhoff reviews
Arthur has been in love with Alfred since the Revolutionary War. As he and the American grow closer, he begins to realize that his love may not be as in vain as he'd originally thought.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,706 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 3/14/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
As Vast as the Universe by Galythia reviews
In the words of Arthur Kirkland: "I am not a writer. And this is not a tragedy. But if you are interested, then please, allow me to tell you the story of how Alfred F. Jones enchanted my heart. And hopefully, by the end of it, he will have enchanted yours too." (Sweethearts Week 2013) Warning: it IS a tragedy, though there is a way to read just fluff, which I have explained within.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,177 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/8/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Spades by simplytrop reviews
When Alfred, an archaeology student, stumbles upon a sleeping man in the ruins of an old castle, he finds himself accidentally married to the Queen of Spades. AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 103,487 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 1,389 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 4/21/2011 - America, England/Britain
Urban by Working-On-Sanity reviews
An innocent trip to Seattle disrupted everything. Perry knew Doofenshmirtz tried to be evil––he just didn't know the man couldn't keep a promise. All this time, Perry never realized Doofenshmirtz was visiting his rival Peter the Panda, and lying to hide his secret. Perry wondered how many others the doctor had deceived––or if he could forgive him again. Perry/Doofenshmirtz.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,741 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Perry - Complete
Dancing and Midnight Memories by futureauthor13 reviews
Takes place during 'Happy New Year'. The scheme is over, and midnight has struck. But that doesn't mean Perry has to leave right away. Oneshot. Perry/Doof friendship. Slight spoilers for the new episode.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Keeping Secrets by NoShoesNoShirtNoSheldon reviews
PART ONE OF THE SECRETS TRILOGY: Buford Von Stomm always prided himself on being the toughest and the meanest. All that is about to change when someone finds out his darkest secret and threatens to tell the whole school if Buford doesn't do what he wants. And what does he want? For Buford to make Baljeet Rai fall in love with him, of course. SLASH, Bujeet, BSquared.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,874 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Baljeet, Buford - Complete
Nemeses on Ice by futureauthor13 reviews
Perry is the best at nearly everything, but there's one winter activity he has no experience on, and that just won't do for an agent of his standards. But can he learn with the help of an unlikely teacher? Perry and Doof friendship fluff. Oneshot
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Evil Movie of DOOM! by millennium rod reviews
In mock- celebration of the new Twilight movie. Ryou drags Bakura with him to see Eclipse. Bad move there, Ryou... oneshot, although I may continue it. EDIT: I guess this has become a series.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,891 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 6/30/2010 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura
He's a Keeper by Zo One reviews
Alfred's had his pen pal, Arthur, since the second grade. But now he's becoming a man and he wants to meet his best friend, hidden behind paper and emails. What he didn't expect was the longing long distance brought. USUKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,813 - Reviews: 1087 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
The Troublemakers by Germantownmaiden reviews
Sequel to The Matchmakers. Danny, Raven, Anzu, and Atem are getting what they want, a family. But someone's not happy with the new couple and is determined to make sure it DOESN'T work. Hmm, I wonder who THAT could be?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,782 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Atem, Anzu M.
Nightmare by Grave Bells reviews
BuJeet Week - Day 2 - Prompt: Nightmare. Baljeet, well, has a nightmare. Short, not even very fluffy, but I suppose it might possibly be somewhat readable. BuJeet.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Baljeet, Buford - Complete
Heart & Soul by RuggedIndividual reviews
After having his heart removed, Bakura is living in a special institution to learn to live without emotions. There, he meets Marik, who has the opposite problem. The two form an unlikely friendship, and maybe even something more. Thiefshipping AU
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,810 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Yami Bakura, Marik I.
The Broken Hearts Club by City Girl Dreamer reviews
The Bad Touch Trio have screwed over their boyfriends for the last time and not in the kinky way either! Now their respective EX-boyfriends have teamed up to deliver a dish so cold, it's bloody frozen: revenge. FrUK. Spamano. PruCan. AU. DISCONTINUED.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 180,035 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 4/21/2011 - France, England/Britain, Canada, America
Just a Platypus by phinflynn reviews
Oh, Perry? He's just a platypus. They don't do much. They especially don't catch you making out with your brother and freak out about it. Phinerb, slight Doofenperry. Perry's POV.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Ferb, Phineas - Complete
Glitter, Glue, and Other Disasters by The Purple Eyed One reviews
The trials and tribulations of kindergarten... Atem knows them well. Follow him and everyone else as they try to survive kindergarten-and each other! Female Yugi just to add to the fun.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,385 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Atem, Yūgi M.
Balford Serious Bromance by SpyroForLife reviews
This is my first attempt at Buford/Baljeet. As the high school years roll around, the two must face up to some... hidden feelings. Awkwardness ensues. m/m, kinda fluffy. Please review, I seriously need it.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Baljeet, Buford - Complete
Perfect by Elle Seren reviews
Highschool AU. Bakura: Has a keen eye on the strange new kid. Ryou: Is terrified of Mariku who he shares a strange past with. Malik: Is the exotic new kid in a class full of kids older than him. Mariku: Is in love with Ryou. Thiefshipping/Deathshipping!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 140,283 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Yami Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
Bloody Brilliant by Mel-Girl reviews
NEW SUMMARY! Bakura has the power to read Marik's mind. Just when he thinks it's an advantage, Marik starts to prove that it's a disadvantage as well... What will happen when Marik can't take it anymore? Thiefshipping AU
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 192,433 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Marik I., Yami Bakura
Heartstrings by Symbiotific reviews
AU. Arthur Kirkland's too busy to start a relationship. Google's solution: Heartstrings, the new online dating service for the Too Busy. He just didn't think the solution would be so literal.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,262 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Possession by TheGuardianKnux reviews
He seems to have changed but she isn't sure. Bakura has turned good but, Ryou isn't sure if that's true. When he starts setting rules on her freedom, Ryou feels like no one can understand her frustration...Maybe Marik can...FEMALE Ryou.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/14/2011 - R. Bakura, Marik I.
The Chatsite by Secret Agent G reviews
A chance encounter on a chat site leads to ultimate hilarity and randomness. No yaoi or slash, just saying.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,542 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Perry
And It's Only Summer Vacation! by L.B.Wolfe reviews
Marik and Bakura have been dating all school year, but now it's summer vacation. Bakura's spending his time trying to find a job. But, this is a bit difficult when your worst enemy owns half the city! Thiefshipping.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,356 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Marik I., Yami Bakura
Eerie Emails by aem82 reviews
Clockwork has given every ghost in the Ghost Zone an email account in a failed attempt of having ghosts resolve their differences with words and not violence. What hilarious havoc will ensue? Thank you, everyone, for 80 favs!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 60 - Words: 29,187 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Danny F.
Camp Hetalia by Teenage Mouse reviews
Arthur attends Camp Hetalia and grudgingly becomes friends with the obnoxious Alfred F. Jones. Then gets a crush on him, because he just can't help it. Written for the Summer Camp event on the USUK community over on LiveJournal. Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,980 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - England/Britain, America
Multiple Personalities by Bubblewing-luvs-anime reviews
Sakura has been promised a special surprise when she turns 15. But when that day comes, she discovers the surprise is a fiancé—Syaoran! She's furious, and gets off to a bad start with him. But then she discovers his secret: he has multiple personalities!
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,584 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Sakura K., Syaoran L. - Complete
Not a Shepherdess, But You by Hovinarri reviews
Marik loves Ryou, but the homophobic pale teen is content to know he will find a nice girl someday, like his father wants him to. But the cruel King Kaiba just might not agree with this. Angstshipping, AU one-shot for the YGO FF Contest Season 8,5 Tier 2
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,572 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Marik I., R. Bakura - Complete
Chasing Cars by MagnusPr1m3 reviews
Songfic to the song Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol. Bakura had always been intrigued by the Egyptian he had vowed to destroy the pharaoh with, but after they both return to 'normal', he realizes he is a little more than intrigued. Multiple chapters
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,332 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
Keyboard by Hovinarri reviews
Ryou likes two people: Bakura from his math class and EverythingButEmo, who he's chatting with on Instant Messenger. Sadly both of them like someone else. Right? Shounen-ai, Tendershipping Ryou Bakura x Yami Bakura, flufffffff, one-shot
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2011 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
Domino Institution by x.Vivace reviews
Between his abusive dad and his urges to break the law, Marik's life sucks. One day, he's caught stealing and is sentenced to community service at the local mental ward, where he meets Bakura, a boy who may be too much for him to handle. Thiefshipping.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,682 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
Loving You by Sunflaash reviews
This is just a cute little fic about love. A LOT of love. Tabloidshipping, Deathshipping, Puzzleshipping, Theifshipping. MokubaxSeto, RyouxYami Marik, YugixYami, MarikxBakura In this fic, Malik is Yami Marik. Kay? Enjoy :
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
Forbidden waters by Igsel reviews
Arthur Kirkland, the bravest pirate captain around is afraid to fall in love with his first mate, Francis, who claims him as his treasure. Crappy summary. Rating for kissing. On a side note, I'm taking requests now.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
The call by marinoa reviews
How else were you supposed to answer the phone when you had a hangover and the idiot at the other line just refused to get it that they were calling to a wrong number? AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
A Valentine's Day To Be Remembered by xXIceXxShatteredXx reviews
It's Valentine's Day and It started out as a bet but France is having a bad day, england hopes to turn it around. So what happens? Rated For Language mainly. BoyXBoy FrUk Human names used p.o.v switches from england to france. I don't own Hetalia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
The Famous Living Dead by UnrulyMusings reviews
Bakura, a young singer, has quickly raised to the top in his band, "The Famous Living Dead." The only problem, the band's fans are afraid of them, except for Bakura, of course. What will happen when one person is not afraid of them at all? AU. Bad summary
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Yami Bakura, Marik I.
We'll Meet Again by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. London pub owner Arthur Kirkland is driven to distraction by loud, brash American fighter pilot Alfred Jones. Unable to stop it, Arthur finds himself falling for Alfred's charms... just as the pilot is preparing to leave for war.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,415 - Reviews: 1557 - Favs: 3,566 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A NonDate Movie Date by Fluffy no Danna reviews
Bakura has the hots for Malik. Malik invites the guys for a movie, only Bakura accepts. Now being teased about his nondate Bakura realises his inner knight. Wait inner knight? What does that mean? Thiefshipping, BakuraxMalik read and review!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Yami Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
Fairy Tales by Lupa Dracolis reviews
The cast of Yu-gi-oh star in various fairy tales, with commentary by Yami Bakura and Marik. Warnings: Thiefshipping, some slight Gemini- and Tendershipping.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,830 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
A Taste of London by Forbiddensoul562 reviews
After being kicked out of his home, Francis needs to take some time from his philandering ways and finds himself at the 'Taste of London' hotel, run by Arthur Kirkland. This could be what it takes to show Francis everything he didn't know he needed. FACE
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,251 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/20/2010 - France, England/Britain
The Boy with the Scarf by Replica of Twilight reviews
Yami is new in town, and on his first day of school he meets a very shy sickly boy named Yuugi. Yuugi always gets special attention.Teachers make a special effort to be nice to him, etc. But classmates avoid him,and Yami wants to know,who is Yuugi really?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,342 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi
Heroes and Thieves by That's What Cheese Said reviews
Ryou is a seemingly crazy boy and runs away from his home, as no one believes that he's normal and meets an angel. Meanwhile, the angels are losing the war. HORRIBLE SUMMARY I KNOW! RyouXMalikXBakura threesome goodness, I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH, SO NYEH!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,130 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 9/25/2010 - R. Bakura, Marik I.
Tooth Fairy by KageBecks27 reviews
Arthur's heard rumors about his boyfriend Francis, but is it really what he thinks? Meanwhile, Francis tries to figure out why the Brition is upset with him, and goes to extremes to get him speak to him again. Rated T for Arthur's dirty mouth
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,037 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
The Matchmakers by Germantownmaiden reviews
Anzu Mazaki has been a single mom for 5 years and her son plans to change that. As it happens, Atem Mutou's daughter wants him to get married again. So what what happens when 2 kids, who have what the other wants, team up? Oh dear, scheming is in the air!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,978 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Atem, Anzu M. - Complete
Yearning by MewMewKitty78 reviews
He yearned for his parters affection, he wanted to run his hand through his silky hair. He wanted to kiss him and say "I Love You." He wanted to hear him say it back. Little did he know, his partner yearned for all of this, and more also. Thiefshipping!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,463 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
Just As Love Lasts Forever, So Do We by Scarred-Wolf-Teo reviews
As a fight in the high school gets underway, Bakura and Marik are left alone in the classroom. But will their 6 years of Secrecy Dating finally be blown?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Marik I., R. Bakura - Complete
And It's Only Freshman Year! by L.B.Wolfe reviews
Marik Ishtar's freshman year of high school, it sucks. Completely. He's always being tormented by Seto Kaiba. He found out just two years ago that he's gay. Now there's this new kid who seems to hate Marik for no reason!Thiefshipping in later chapters.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,203 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
The Only Exception by Elle Seren reviews
Two-shot showing how putting Malik into the same situation twice with two very different people can have interesting results. First chapter is theifshipping, second is angstshipping. Funny how things can start the same, go so differently and end the same
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,522 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
Different Dimensions by Kurai Kagamine reviews
"Are you okay Miss?" It was a voice very familiar to Sakura, a guy who always helped her, the person who she wished was the cardcaptor instead of her. She lifted her head, turning to face the source of the voice, "Syaoran-kun..."
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Sakura K., Syaoran L.
I Bet You Love Me by Bubblewing-luvs-anime reviews
Sakura is suspected of being a politician's daughter. Syaoran is sent to lure her in with a fake friendship so she'll admit it. He's trying his hardest because everyone's betting that he'll bail. But he didn't plan to actually fall for her.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,221 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Syaoran L., Sakura K. - Complete
The Characters of YuGiOh! by scrambled-eggs-at-midnight reviews
The ABC's of the characters we know and love. Huzzah for poetry. Rated K, so all the 'lil ones can read and enjoy.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Complete
Blue Stockings by RavenToriBlack reviews
Bakura has a crush on Ryou. His best friends Malik and Marik are Friends with Ryou. But wait! Ryou's not a girl Bakura, he's a boy! High school au fic, a bit different to the normal high school fics. YAOI! Bakura / Ryou, Marik / Malik rated M 2 be safe
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,336 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura
Mermaid Love by Kurai Kagamine reviews
NO, NO, NO!" Meiling and Tomoyo screamed. "You can't get rid of it," Meiling was at the man's side pleading, Tomoyo swayed side by side still half asleep and suddenly fell in the water, she gave a shriek as her body touched the icy water. "TOMOYO!"
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,166 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Sakura K., Syaoran L.
Cardcaptor Skies: Saya Li by MemoryWriter reviews
Sakura has passed away and asked her husband Syaoran to hide away all traces of magic from their children. But when their daughter Saya finds the cards, she's forced to be a Cardcaptor and find them with her little brother Saiyo and her best friend Koma.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,083 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Syaoran L., Sakura K.
Bakura's Vacation by NorthernTrash-x reviews
Malik/Ryou, Marik/Bakura. Malik, Marik and Ryou decide Bakura needs a holiday, and they don't like doing things by halves. Don't worry though- they won't be footing the bill.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,082 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Marik I., R. Bakura - Complete
The Boredom by Rannaty reviews
dark Bakuralight Marik. AU. Boredom is not always a bad thing if it ends up letting you meet new people and messing up your uninterresting life. Now complited :
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,221 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/1/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Yami Bakura, Marik I. - Complete
The Beacon by GhostHelwig reviews
It bugs Eddy, watching Edd hold out for something that’ll never happen... Rated T for slash and angst.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Eddy, Edd - Complete
Don't Suffer From It, Enjoy Insanity by Amarin Rose reviews
Pairings: Bakura–Ryou, Marik–Malik, Bakura–Ryou–Marik–Malik Summary: Ryou and Malik both seem to attract psychos. And now Bakura and Marik have this idea... Poor, poor hikaris. Maybe they'll learn to enjoy insanity?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura - Complete
Knowing You Are Near by Silentz reviews
Marik’s life seems to finally be starting: New school, friends, & a mysterious and somewhat scary Principal. Even though he and Bakura seem to start it off on the wrong foot, they still mysteriously wake up in each other’s arms. What's going on? Yaoi
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,849 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/28/2003 - Published: 10/4/2003 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
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Ryou's School Life reviews
Under special circumstances, Ryou Bakura has to pretend to be a girl for his freshmen year. Full summary inside.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 179,756 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Marik I., R. Bakura, Yami Bakura
The Wait for a Soulmate reviews
When your wrist counts down to that wonderful, blissful, magical second you meet your soulmate, how does anyone sit still! It's madness! Join these two boys as they wait through the final year of their countdown, only to meet each other !
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,044 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/26 - [Canada, France] - Complete
A Vampire Story reviews
Bakura-a heartless vampire-was perfectly happy with his lonely, slightly boring life until a stranger appears and offers him the adventure of a lifetime. He agreed out of boredom, but little did he know that this adventure would also bring romance.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 296,188 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 8/22/2010 - [Yami Bakura, Marik I.]
Through Your Eyes reviews
If you want a fluffy, Thiefshipping one-shot, then you've come to the right place. If you want a slightly complicated short story about seeing yourself through someone else's eyes, keep reading. Fem!Marik and Fem!Ryou. High School AU. Full Summary Inside.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,130 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 5/8/2012 - [Yami Bakura, Marik I.] [Yami Marik, R. Bakura]
Travelers' Tales
Three humans, a wizard, a spirit trapped in armor, and a Japanese Kitsune all travel to seven temples, right? Only, this isn't a joke. Follow these adventurers as they help Matthew down memory lane, trying to gather seven gems to restore his past memories, all before his baby is born!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,603 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2013 - [France, Canada] [England/Britain, America]
It's Just a Little Problem reviews
Ryou was born with a slight, physical problem: weak tendons in his knee, which causes him to walk a little differently than everyone else. He hates it, not because he can't walk well, but because everyone stares at him. He'd love to meet just one person who would treat him like a normal kid... and now, after a big fight with his mother, he might have found one. (Not yaoi.)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,028 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Marik I., R. Bakura - Complete
Where Do We Stand, Exactly? reviews
England is shocked when he hears America ask him such a question, and even more shocked to find out the answer...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2012 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
King Candy's Fall reviews
What if King Candy was an actual character that was taken over by Turbo?
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/3/2012 - King Candy/Turbo - Complete
Move On reviews
I'm warning you, this isn't a happy story. this is the story of a tenth grade boy who's trying to figure out love… It's the story of me, figuring out that love is complicated, much more than it has to be… figuring out that love hurts, and trying to figure out the difference between love, and obsession… it's a story of heartbreak, and complications, and slightly about... Moving on.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2012 - R. Bakura, Yami Marik - Complete
It All Started With a Nightmare reviews
Buford and Baljeet love each other, and almost everyone knows it; except them. What will it take for these two to finally tell each other of their feelings? Will a nightmare do the trick?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,355 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/9/2012 - [Buford, Baljeet] - Complete
The Bully's Deal reviews
Baljeet was familiar with the Bully Code, but he didn't know there was MORE to the Code! He definitely wasn't aware of "The Bully's Deal," which allows Bully and Nerd to be friends for 24 hours; that means no bullying! Baljeet is ecstatic when he hears about this and wastes no time with his new friend, but what will one day of being "friends" lead to?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,703 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2012 - [Buford, Baljeet] - Complete
NO GIFT BACK! reviews
Isabella made Phineas special Valentine's Day chocolate, but what happens when Phineas doesn't have a gift for her in return? An unexpected surprise! That's what! Phinbella, slight BuJeet
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Isabella, Phineas - Complete
Purple! reviews
Purple clothes, purple books, purple everything! Bakura hates the color purple because it reminds him of someone, and Marik hates remembering the nick-names a certain someone calls him because that reminds him of someone too. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 45,890 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - [Yami Bakura, Marik I.] [R. Bakura, Yami Marik] - Complete
ADMIT IT! reviews
Marik writes fanfiction, Marik knows Bakura loves him, and Marik happens to have a facebook account for his fanfic page... So Marik tries to get Bakura to admit the truth. But then he finds out a shocking discovery...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,577 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Marik I., Yami Bakura
Stop the Nail Biting reviews
Marik Ishtar is just a teen who's addicted to biting - nails that is. He doesn't think he'll ever be able to stop, and frankly he doesn't want to. But a white-haired boy might just... change his mind... Thiefshipping one-shot.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,852 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2011 - [Marik I., Yami Bakura] - Complete
Marik the Musician reviews
I'm just a simple musician trying to make a living in Paris. I hate Valentine's Day and anything romantic, yet I always have to play for people on that stupid day. And I have a stalker. I hate my life. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE, OOC-romantic-Bakura
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,183 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2011 - [Marik I., Yami Bakura] - Complete
Lovesick reviews
Bakura hasn't been feeling too well the past three days, and people are starting to worry. Especially a certain tan Egyptian boy. Thiefshipping, shonen-ai, AU, and my first attempt at a one-shot. Please read.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2010 - [Yami Bakura, Marik I.] - Complete
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