Poll: For "A Vampire Story," Marik and Bakura are traveling to: America, France, and England. Would you like them to go to either Italy, Germany, or Korea after that? Vote Now!
Author has written 16 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Phineas and Ferb, Wreck-It Ralph, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
Hello world, my name is Annzy Bananzy, and I love you all. Just thought you should know :)
I hijacked Anna's account muahahahahahahah sppppppppppppppppppppppppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (and all I added was this lousy message)
Where else can you find me? Glad you asked!
-- Stop on by for some fun (random sayings by me), spoilers (exclusive sneak-peeks and look-ins to future fanfics), and videos (where I talk about my stories and reveal even more information)!
-- Wanna see some of my original work? Come here! :)
-- Not really much here since I cannot draw to save my life, but you're free to stop by if you want! :)
-- These are so much fun to write with her!! :D Please check these out if you're a fan of Hetalia (and Franada and USUK ;)). And please check her out as well, as she is a most wonderful authoress!
FANART FOR MY STORIES! I'm so happy to have some :') IT FILLS ME WITH A JOY LIKE NO OTHER! THANK YOU TO EVERYONE!
For "A Vampire Story":
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For "Ryou's School Life":
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For "Marik the Musician":
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G E N E R A L - I N F O R MA T I O N
Gender: Female, obviously -.-
Super Power of Choice: Flying or Invisibility.
Favorite Color: Sky blue
Favorite Food: Butternut Squash
-- Favorite Kind of Food: Chinese :3
-- Favorite Vegetables: Squash, carrots, green beans, and broccoli.
-- Favorite Fruits: Strawberries, mangoes, and pineapple.
-- Least Favorite Vegetables: Tomatoes, brussel sprouts, and asparagus.
-- Least Favorite Fruit: Grapes.
Favorite Drink: Anyhing NON-alcoholic; I personally despise the taste of alcohol XP And honestly, my favorite drink is any type of juice! (I used to like soda a lot, but I don't really like it that much anymore.)
Favorite Animal(s): Bunnies and dolphins :3
Favorite Band: Bowling For Soup
-- Favorite Type of Music: Show Tunes (I like everything, but these are definitely my favorite!)
-- Favorite Song: (Changes too often to even try to write down.)
Favorite anime AND manga(not anime/manga): Is, and always will be, the best anime AND manga on the planet, everyone give a hand for, CARD CAPTOR SAKURA!! :3
Other favorite anime/manga: Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yu-Gi-Oh! the Abridged Series (YGOTAS), Hetalia - Axis Powers and World Series, Princess Jellyfish (*spazzing*), Fullmetal Alchemist, Vampire Knight, A Tiny Little Snow Fairy Sugar(It's so cute!), Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles, Tokyo Mew Mew, D. N. Angel, Zodiac P. I., Chibi Vampire, Death Note, Ouran High School Host Club, Black Butler, Strawberry Sweet, He's Dedicated to Roses, and Gentleman's Alliance.
-- Current: Phineas and Ferb (LOVE IT) and Gravity Falls.
-- Cancelled/not shown anymore Animaniacs, Teen Titans, PowerPuff Girls, Dexter's Laboratory, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Kim Possible, ChalkZone, My Life as a Teenage Robot, Brandy and Mr. Whiskers, Edd, Ed, n' Eddy, Loony Tunes, The Replacements, Rugrats, Totally Spies, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, and Samurai Jack.
-- Current (includes if they're rerunning the series): The Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, The Nanny, Full House, Suburgatory, Modern Family, The Middle, BBC Sherlock, and Doctor Who.
-- Cancelled/not shown anymore: The Amanda Show, All That, Sonny With a Chance, Phil of the Future, That's So Raven, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, and Drake and Josh.
Favorite Book(s) Series: The Rainbow Boys (Rainbow Boys, Rainbow High, and Rainbow Road), Magic or Madness, The House of Night, Septimus Heap, Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, The Sisters Grimm, Edgar and Ellen, and A Series of Unfortunate Events. (Basically anything I ever read...there's a LOT more, but that's it for now.)
Favorite Couples (yaoi/shonen-ai/boy&boy will be in italics):
-Card Captor Sakura:
-Hetalia: Axis Powers and World Series:
-Phineas and Ferb:
Likes: Having fun, chocolate, manga, anime, writing, reading, shonen-ai, fluff, singing, playing the piano, acting, listening to music, riding my bike, swimming, lazing around, watching internet videos, Rhett and Link, Ray William Johnson, Haunted Houses, Halloween, vampires, sweets and candy, noodles, etc. (To be added to later).
Dislikes: Child abuse, work, tomatoes, hypocrites, people asking me too many questions when I want to be left alone, getting hurt, when people are sad and I can't do anything to help, horror movies, etc. (To be added to later).
Afraid of: Driving... (I haven't even taken Driver's Ed yet TT_TT).
Main Mood: Happy! And Random :D
Other Information: I am a loving, trusting, friendly, non-judgemental, happy girl who's always wanted someone/people to love me for who I am (and I have, in my friends ). I want to be an actress/singer, writer, psychologist, and/or a teacher when I grow up, and I'm always willing to make new friends :)
I am a Catholic Christian, but I also believe that being gay is not a sin. I have come to this conclusion after many, many, many years of asking God and looking up multiple sources and... a ton of hassle. My entire family does not approve of homosexuality, but this does not affect my decision.
I love God and my faith with all of my heart, and I am not afraid to admit it. He has always been there for me and has always helped me through my problems. I know that when I'm suffering or going through a hard time that He is helping me and looking out for me, and that whatever I'm going through is for the best. I believe that in the end, He will help me ensure that everything will be all right.
What I would love the most to happen right now is for the Catholic Church to condone gay marriage, so that all of the gay Catholics can get married without fear... Because love is love no matter who it's between; why would God not allow love to be united under His roof?
I love kids, and can't wait until I become a mother! :) I will most likely adopt, since I feel that there are enough people in the world and that these poor orphans should have a home and experience what true family love is...
I absolutely despise child abuse, and wish that I could knock some sense into anyone who has abused a poor, innocent child. Every time I think about someone hurting little children, or "big" children... I feel sick and angry. I hate abuse in general, of course, but child abuse just really fires me up...
If you have any direct questions about me or my life, don't be afraid to shoot me a PM and ask.
About My Stories/Writing Style: My writing style is just as much a mystery to me as it may or may not be to you. I think, however, that I am a detailed writer, in which I insert a lot of information into the story, to try and make it as realistic as possible, while still continuing the plot. I also love writing dialogue (especially if the characters hate/love-hate each other); you know those lines where it's just comeback after comeback, like a real conversation. I love them
In my stories you can almost always expect to see romance (whether this will change or not I have no idea) because I just love it so much... Humor may also be an aspect (although I tend to think I'm horrible un-funny XP), as well as angst (oh, definitely angst...). Oh! Suspense is also a big one - I love suspense Someone has once said that I am very good at incorporating many different genres into my stories, and I find myself agreeing with them more and more every day.
I like to write stories with intricate plots that talk about/include current or real-world issues (to an extent). I do this as a way to vent my frustration for certain problems in the world as well as to maybe open other peoples eyes a bit to some (in my opinion) horrible things that are going on in the world. I love coming up with backstories, as well as diving more into the minds of what the characters are doing and why, exactly, they're doing it more so than some writers (I think?).
I use OCs freely and (usually) without remorse or regret. If they are major OCs, I can guarantee you that they have a lot of backstory. If they are random/nameless OCs, they are usually dramatized to get a certain affect for the story.
Another note is that I love FanFiction for what it promotes; it encourages young writers to share their ideas, their personal characterizations, and their skills. It encourages them to improve their writing skills, and to find out what they like to write, and what they're good at. Fanfiction, in most cases, takes out the need for you to make up your own character and decide things for them, allowing you to instead purely focus on and perfect your plots. Fanfiction can even help with improving your characterization if you work with AUs, and make them go through a different set of trials. This is why I love Fanfiction; it allows you to practice, to enjoy, to love, to laugh, to perfect... I don't understand why Fanfiction is seen as "bad" by so many people; just because there are a few bad stories in the bunch does not mean that Fanfiction as a whole is bad.
And that is why I will always love Fanfiction.
Just like the other section, any questions? Feel free to send me a PM and ask :)
Yu-Gi-Oh! Shippings I support (yaoi pairings will be in italics... before you judge, note that there are not many girls in Yu-Gi-Oh!):
Thiefshipping: Yami Bakura/Marik (OTP)
Deathshipping: Ryou/Yami Marik (OTP)
Psychoshipping: Yami Bakura/Yami Marik
Peachshipping: Yugi/Anzu(OR Yugi/Tea) (OTP)
Revolutionshipping: Atem/Anzu (OR Atem/Tea)
Polarshipping: Jounouchi/Mai (OR Joey/Mai) (OTP)
Cheershipping: Shizuka/Otogi (OR Serenity/Duke) (OTP)
Tieshipping: Honda/Miho (OR Tristan/Miho) (OTP)
Puzzleshipping: Yugi/Yami Yugi
Prideshipping: Yami Yugi/Seto Kaiba (Don't give me that look... it could work...)
PAIRINGS THAT I'VE USED/ARE USING/ARE GOING TO USE BUT DON'T REALLY SUPPORT AND/OR LIKE:
Tendershipping: Yami Bakura Ryou
Bronzeshipping: Yami Marik Marik
Lateshipping: Yami Bakura Amane Bakura (I do think this pairing is funny, since we know next to nothing about Amane besides that she's Ryou's dead sister XD)
--NORMAL PEOPLE vs. YU-GI-OH FANS --
normal people: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.
normal people: Say "OMG!"
normal people: Say "Shut up or I'll tell on you!"
normal people: Think bad guys are very ugly.
normal people: When being chased yell "HELP ME SOMEBODY!"
normal people: Get nervous or scared during thunderstorms.
normal people: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation.
normal people: Would be scared when they see people in purple cloaks chasing them.
normal people: Get freaked out when they see scary people on motorcycles.
normal people: Think Yu-Gi-Oh is just a stupid children’s card game.
normal people: Think little people are stupid.
normal people: Would never go to an orphanage.
normal people: Think Egypt is stupid.
normal people: Would never buy to expensive thing because they might become out of money.
normal people: Solve all their problems by suing people.
Normal people: Sing Lady GaGa
normal people: Don't believe in real magic.
normal people: Don't believe in the apocolypse.
If you are a YuGiOh fan, then put this on your profile.
I believe Marik's name is MARIK, not MALIK. In ALL the manga books I've read (in print AND online), his name was MARIK, and even on the fanfiction character filter it says his name is "Marik I." If that isn't proof enough that his name is MARIK and not MALIK, I don't know what is. If anything, the Hikari should be called MaRik and the Yami should be called MaLik, not the other way around!!! If you think we should put a stop to the name confusion and that Hikari Marik should be called MARIK instead of MALIK, copy and paste this into your profile.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, rainbowstrike, Otters rule the world,Aka Aurora, LilyGirl101, Annzy Bananzy
Why do we ((sleep)) in church, But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie? Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about God, but so ((easy)) to Gossip? Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it ((easy)) to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post, Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones? Why are ((churches)) getting smaller, But ((bars and clubs)) are growing? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name.
80 percent of you wont repost this.
STORY TIME! (not mine)
One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.
You now have two choices, you can:
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't re post this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
Re- post this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress
9 things I hate about everyone:
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my downstairs when I ask where the toilet is?
List of crazy stuff!
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.
Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.
Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself.
Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.
Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.
Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".
Crazy is when you suddenly start blabbing about gourds.
Crazy is when you start laughing at the term 'cheap plastic' when no one else knows why.
Crazy is when you randomly started laughing like a maniac during a test.
Crazy is when you're trying to help someone, but get side-tracked by a bug.
Crazy is when you just KNOW frogs will rule the world some day!
Crazy is when you run into a glass door and laugh at your blood all over the floor.
Crazy is when you find yourself having a crush on a fictional character, who not only happens to be married and a father, but also dead.
Crazy is running around in your pajamas yelling 'I'M SO ATTRACTIVE!' just because you need a confidence boost.
Crazy is making enough inside jokes to fill up several books within the span of one day. (CHECK CHECK CHECK CHECK!!)
Crazy is when you start to sing at every awkward pause just because you don't like silence. (CHECKAROONIE!)
Crazy is having the urge to do something illegal, and then happening to mention the urge to your mother in casual conversation :P
Crazy is going on fanfiction every spare moment when you have a project that you haven't started due the next day. (CHECK)
Crazy is dipping a carrot in orange juice because you feel like it.
Crazy is when you start laughing for no reason at the most inappropriate moment, and you don't even know why, so you laugh harder.
Crazy is when you think the word "pickle" or 'fork" is funny.
Crazy is picking up the phone and saying "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Parlor, how may I help you?" Just to see what reactions you'll get.
Crazy is saying "Ooh, shiny!" everytime you see something you think is cool.
Crazy is when your friend picks up the phone by saying "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Parlor, how may I help you?" you respond with "I'd like a large, with the following toppings: Copycat, you stole my thing. Please deliver by sundown. Bye." Then hang up.
Crazy is when you burst into crazed laughter when someone says "I'm Serious" or "Seriously."
Crazy is when whenever someone says "jk" you have an incredible urge to yell "ROWLING!"
Crazy is when you want to faint for no specific reason whatsoever.
Crazy is when you text someone who is right next to you. (CHECK!)
Crazy is when you think that people in pictures are staring at you and are freaked out by it. (CHECK!)
Crazy is when said people come out of the picture and start talking to you. (Un-CHEK! THANKFULLY!)
Crazy is when you have the erge to jump in a giant vat full of pudding, juice, jello, or the fountain of youth water.
Crazy is when you are sitting here trying to think of new things that are crazy. (CHECK-O-RAMA!)
Crazy is when you think in third person constantly.
(If anyone has anymore Crazy Things they would like on here please tell me them.)
Things I'm not allowed to do in Ferryport Landing:
1. I will not tell Sabrina that the president of the United States is an Everafter
2. I will not quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail whenever I see King Arthur
3. It is not polite to ask Jake if he likes “older women”
4. I am not supposed to try and convince Daphne that Harry Potter is real
5. Mr. Canis is not a werewolf, and I should not compare him to Jacob Black
6. Jokes about police officers being pigs aren’t really funny
7. I will not, as a human, pretend to be a mime trapped inside a box while standing next to the magical barrier
8. Saying “I don’t believe in fairies” will not make Puck or his minions die
9. I will not constantly mention living "happily ever after”
10. I will not talk about finding my Prince Charming, especially if said prince is within earshot
11. I will not throw beans on the ground and pretend that they were magic ones
12. I will not ask people to see their driver’s licenses
13. Nottingham will not be amused if I forge a love letter from him to Heart
14. I will not sing songs from the movie Men in Tights whenever I see Robin Hood or his men
15. I will not steal from Baba Yaga and blame it on somebody else
16. I will not offer any “anti-aging” products to Everafters
17. It is not a good idea to cover walls with red handprints, even as a joke
18. I will not brag about all the places I’ve been recently
19. Pretending to discover magical items is not ok
20. I will not allow Rumpelstiltzkin to adopt children, nor will I hire him as a babysitter
21. I will not start rhyming random words to annoy Mirror
22. I will not give Elvis sausage, no matter what happens
23. I will not attempt a brain/heart transplant on the Scarecrow/Tin Man
24. I will not refer to Everafters by their real names in front of other people
25. I will not ask for autographs
26. I will not ask Everafters to refer me to their plastic surgeons
27. I am not allowed to negotiate a peace treaty with the Scarlet Hand
28. I will not use Mirror to do my hair and make-up in the morning
29. I will not ask known Scarlet Hand members to join a new organization called "The Blue Foot".
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (ALL. THE. FREAKING. TIME.)
If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (but not as as weird as you) put this on your profile
If you can be quiet one second and hyper in another, but don't have mood swings, copy this in your profile.
If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.
REMEMBER: A good friend gives you bail money when you're in jail - a best friend will be sitting next to you and saying "Man, that was fun!"
If you are like me and totally support homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile. They are people just like you and me, so don't hate them just because their sexuality is different.
85 percent of the people who read Harry Potter think Luna Lovegood is crazy. If you are a part of the 15 percent that thinks she rules, copy this into your profile
If you believe that half of what you say/write/think doesn’t come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this on to your profile.
If you hate it when people label you, copy this into your profile
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’
16 Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart!
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"
16. When you are at the cash paying, ask: "Can I have fries with that?"
EMO--Extravagently Made Origami
YAOI--You Are Overly Insane (Me and my friend made that up XD but I heard this one online: Young Attractive Outgoing Intellectuals)
YURI--You Understand Righteous Interventions (Me and my friend made this up too :3 )
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!
I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If you're going to criticise someone, first walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Last night, I was lying on my bed, staring up at the stars and wondering 'Where the heck is my roof?'
I want to do that thing when you put a map of the world on your wall and put pins in all the places you've been to. But first, I'll have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it doesn't fall down.
Ten percent of people in Britain believe that their food has a party when they shut the fridge door.
If you get sent to jail, a friend will bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, "Darn, we sure messed up!
Why is rap so named? Becasue the'c' fell off at the printer.
Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
Whose sick joke was it for the fear of long words to be called hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia?
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
"Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton.
I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just implying it.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
Constipated people don't give a crap.
What do you mean I'm dead? I'm here ain't I?
This is Bob >:) Bob likes sharp things, Bob likes you, I suggest you run from Bob.
Music is like candy - you throw away the rappers.
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heartbeat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when you're in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,
who thinks you're beautiful without makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,
THE one who turns to his friends and says "THATS HER!!" after they have already met you more than once.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. ("A lot" meaning all the time...)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils)
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
9 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL
1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing
If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet/foot, copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned about being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IWuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlY JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, KylaMizuki, Spirit Evolution, Darkangelsdevil, HanakoAnimeaddict, LilyGirl101, Annzy
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever been called weird and taken that as a complement, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile!
Paste this into your profile if you're a procrastination addict.
If you are against discrimination of any sort, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you believe that all life is equal, no matter what sort of creature it is, copy this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head... copy and paste this on your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think life without computers is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have music in your soul, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've read other people's profiles to copy and paste things, paste this into your profile.
If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of those people that gets excited with just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're anti-social sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and past this into your profile.
If you ever listened to the same song for six hours straight put this on your profile
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Three...? As in three hundred, I hope?!)
If you're disgusted by the way most teenagers are acting nowadays, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile!
If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile
Abortion is not a right! Abortion kills hundreds of living, yet unbornbabies every year!! If you're pro-life,copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile
If you've ever bursted out laughing in a silent room over something that happened yesterday, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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If you've ever felt like someone(thing) was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.
I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.
If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you truly believe in God, copy and paste this into your profile.
If Jesus is your savior, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have written an awesome story, but can never seem to finish it, copy this to your profile.
If you think randomness rocks, copy and paste this onto your profile and your name onto the list!! Icethroat21, Spottedpaw13, LibiTheWolf, Annzy
If you're a human that thinks humans in general are stupid, copy this onto your profile.
If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
Copy and paste this into your profile if you have an EXTREMELY bad memory. (Huh? What were we talking about?)
If you love EVERYONE in the world who will take the time to read your profile copy and paste this onto your profile :)
If you are lazy, copy and paste this
If you will never smoke, do drugs, or anything else in that field, copy and paste this into your profile
If you find yourself reading fanfiction more then you write, add your name then copy and paste this to your profile: TeenageCrisis, Kirathis-Chan, Spazz8884, xXxJaycee81196xXx, Ino Y. Uchiha, rainbows.and.blood, LibiTheWolf, Annzy
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile (I DO THIS SO OFTEN IT'S NOT EVE FUNNY ANYMORE).
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. (BIG TIME!!!)
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions when you probably should be doing something else, copy this onto your profile
If you are so obsessed with musical theatre that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile!
If you never study and it's a miracle you still get good grades without knowing anything at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're addicted to sweets, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile
If you get in a bad mood for no apparent reason except for bottled up emotions, copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE
You Say Pink I Say Black
Did you know that... Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It's good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. Now, make a wish. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and your wish will be granted.
Try Not to Cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Please if you would,
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you
If you almost cried while you read thiscopy this to your profile, and add your name to the list; Mysterious Miracle, Silverdiamond23, Peridot Tears, Katie Ladmoore, Moonstream-Warrior, Spottedpaw13, LibiTheWolf, Annzy
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this, and if you almost cried, post this in your profile.
Girls Don't realize these things;
But most of all
Most Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with jerks who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BRAINS AND A HEART to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet alot of girls do too.
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it!
Female come backs
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
Your Guy side:
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
I'm actually happy that I'm more guy than gal, is that weird? Ah, who asked you anyway?
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through school/college.
FRIENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you
FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.
(Because if there was no insanity, there would be no authors, and we'd have to find some other site to visit.)
WHAT A KISS MEANS
Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
What the gesture means...
If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
and Whoever you are missing will surprise you.
Repost this as what a kiss means
The iPod Shuffle Quiz: Welcome to Tokyo! (WARNING: I HAVE A LOT OF MUSICAL/CARTOON/DISNEY SONGS ON MY IPOD)
1) Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Looks Like I Got Me a Friend
3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
I Believe We Can
4.WHAT IS 22?
The Scooby-Doo theme song
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Rubber Bands, Rubber Balls
6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
I Always Feel Like Somebody’s Watching Me
7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
8. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
For a Pessimist I’m Pretty Optimistic
9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Live Like You Were Dying
10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
I Just Can’t Wait to Be King
13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
I Guess You’re Right
14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Carrots and Sticks
15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
The Monster Mash
16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?
Hey There Delilah
19.WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
The Adams Family theme (Instrumental)
20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Be Our Guest
21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Bouncin’ Around the World
22.WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
The Senses Song
23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Country From Where the Sun Rises
25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Embrace the Trés Bien Moi
26. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Welcome to Tokyo
You spend most of your time alone. X
YAY! If you actually read all that, you must have a lot of time on your hands, I only put up the stuff that has no swear words in it...if there is a swear word in any of these then I must have overlooked it, sorry.
YAY! LEARNING! (just felt like putting it up there! (: )
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