The Critic of FanFiction
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Joined 10-03-09, id: 2103422, Profile Updated: 01-10-16
Author has written 8 stories for Ed, Edd n Eddy, and Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Hello there, I am the Critic of FanFiction. My reviews are highly sought and I have a narrow love for stories that fill my own hunger for love, lust, violence, hope, fate, growth, OOC, and stories that stick to the storyline. I am a great fan of Ed, Edd n Eddy and a fan of Teen Titans and Texas Chainsaw Massacre. If you'd like a review for your story, or are up for interviews, I'm very happy to respond with help.

My critic display is denoted in Stars * and the more the better.

No Stars = The story sucks and shouldn't be on FanFiction.

One Star = The story lacks any real effort and is mostly a humdrum copout of what could have been.

Two Stars = The Story has some redeeming factors, but it's mostly crap.

Three Stars = The Story is average and well drawn out.

Four Stars = The Story is excellent and the author has done well with their writing.

Five Stars = The Story is being added to my personal favorites, the Author receives a praising review, and the story is excellent and provocative, stunning and masterful, exhilarating and delightful. Note: This is very rare and few stories ever get this review.

The best authors I have found thus far include:

Kataradragon - Harry Potter fanfiction

Hetalia Red - Ed, Edd n Eddy fanfiction

DuoxKouga - Ed, Edd n Eddy fanfiction

Aspergirl - Ed, Edd n Eddy fanfiction

Battygirl - Ed, Edd n Eddy fanfiction

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Two Eds and an Ex-con by Hetalia Red reviews
Sequel to Two Eds and a Bro. Four years after Matthew was imprisoned, he becomes eligible for parole and moves in with Edd and Eddy. Due to Eddy's heavy work schedule, Edd ends up being the one that has to become responsible for the lazy and mentally unstable man and faces old feelings for him that he had buried four years ago. BroEdd and EddEddy with hints of other pairings.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,049 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/8/2017 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Edd, Eddy's Brother, Eddy
A Good Edd Is Hard To Break by DuoXKouga reviews
After a few months recovering from his ordeal, Edd finds himself facing a whole new mess of trouble. FULL SUMMARY AND WARNINGS INSIDE.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,024 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/29/2016 - Published: 10/2/2015 - Edd, Eddy, Eddy's Brother - Complete
Say My Name by dshell99 reviews
Kevin likes the sound of his name. He really likes it when Edd says it. Disclaimer: I don't own Ed, Edd and Eddy. I only own my plot.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/30/2015 - [Edd, Kevin] - Complete
High School Never Ends by Flywheel Shyster and Flywheel reviews
No one said it was going to be easy but jawbreakers be damned if they weren't going to try. Twelve individuals, twelve months to a year, one high school.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,186 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Kevin, Eds, Kankers, Urban Rangers - Complete
Two Eds and a Bro by Hetalia Red reviews
Since his parents have gone missing, 16 year old Edd has been staying with his best friend Eddy and his family. Unknown to Eddy, Edd had harbored a crush on Eddy for a while. To make things more complicated, Eddy's brother moves back in and decides to introduce the two teens to his decadent lifestyle. This story does contain EddEddy and BroEdd, you have been warned.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 102,341 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Edd, Eddy, Eddy's Brother - Complete
The Ed Who Played with Fire by Aspergirl reviews
Eddy makes a deal with the devil. Well, his brother. It seemed so innocent at first, but time will test whether the deal was worthwhile. Rated for language and slash.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,374 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Edd, Eddy - Complete
Edd and Eddy's Kinky Halloween by chelseyelric reviews
Edd wears something no one would have ever expected and things happen at Eddy's house. Hot stuff, kinky stuff! Nuff stuff said! XD Prequal to my fic: You Can't HolED Love in a Beaker
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Edd, Eddy - Complete
Everyone Needs Someone to Care by Bratney reviews
A fluffy story between LeatherfacexOC. Because in the end everyone need someone that cares about them. Now finally complete! More fluffy-ness!
Texas Chainsaw Massacre - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,805 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Complete
Tutoring by Macotee reviews
Nazz is having double D tutor her and well... that leads to a little more.Ch. 2 is basically Kevin's reactionThe rating is for later chapters. This chapter is rated PG13 at the most. Double DNazz FINISHED!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,523 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/10/2005 - Published: 10/18/2003 - Edd, Nazz - Complete
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The Miracle of Sherry Barr reviews
Sherry Barr is the daughter of a football coach and prom queen, but she has an intelligence that nobody on the block can top. Only when a mysterious neighbor arrives does Sherry get a lesson in history, but will it be a blessing or a curse? R&R Some OOC, but not much...let's just say, growing up changes people.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,029 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 2/13/2015
Keeping the Ed reviews
Reverend Eddy's new scam might just prove to pay out, but not in the way he thinks... Now will he be able to undo all the things he did before he had this change? Crappy summary, as usual, but the story is worth reading. R&R.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/11/2014 - [Eddy, Nazz] [Marie, Edd]
Metal Plates and Hooked Hands
Robert and Tinker Sawyer were both Vietnam soldiers, serving in the heat of war, in which they became closer than blood. And after they are left damaged, they find love in the Hippie generation. Summary might suck, but story will be better.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,187 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 10/1/2014 - Chop Top S., Tinker S.
So Long, Our Child reviews
Double-D has a priority to tell, but why did he wait to tell them at the height of the party. And now he finds himself alone and less than confident. Crap Summary. Story will be better. EddxMarie. R/R
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Edd, Marie
Nothing is Perfect reviews
Eddy and Double-D have a relationship, but Marie knows that all is not well, so she decides to save Double-D. But Eddy will stop at nothing. Sucky summary, good story. Heavy YAOI in the first chapter. Strong language and lots of sex. Read and Review
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,747 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Edd, Eddy
Ed, Edd n Eddy's Zombie Party reviews
It's the end of the world as we know it no not the song and the Eds have to team up with their counterparts from Superbad and their other friends in this odd and hilarious story...Please Read and Review..THANKS!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,045 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Eds
A Normal Day in the Hewitt Residence reviews
Mostly humor. When Hoyt's home, everything is strict and nobody slips up, but when he is out...hell breaks loose. Crossover with the original and remakes. R&R
Texas Chainsaw Massacre - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Complete
Love for a Sheriff reviews
She was new to adventure, little did she know that you never know what to expect when you travel through Texas. Sheriff Hoyt/OC. Read and Review...Puhhleeassseee
Texas Chainsaw Massacre - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Complete