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Joined 05-07-02, id: 210372, Profile Updated: 09-07-10
Author has written 16 stories for Pokémon, Digimon, Final Fantasy X, and Kingdom Hearts.

.Space.Monkey.

Some free-association and a hole in her head...

I don't mind what you wanna call me, feel free to call me r3, Ree or even Crack if you like.

I've always been a writer of sorts. My first fanfiction (if you so wish to call it that) was when I was little and it is something too embarassing to mention...It involved something pink with yellow spots. My mother enjoys telling people of it though. Yet coupled with that, I've always been an artist since I could hold a crayon to my bedroom wall. So these two things are my passions and I do love them so.

Sometimes, being who I am is all I have left...

I'm twenty four, and a pure bred (lawlz) EnglishIdiot. Drawing and writing may be my main passions in life, but I adore many other things; like chocolate, music and simply being myself. I'm a little bit weird, in that blonde kind of way, but I don't really care. I can appear a little too crazy and hyper at times, but then work takes it toll on me, and drains all form of life to leave me as a mass of goo. Or an emo pillow on the pathetic bed of despair. I'm an emo pillow. Yes I am.

I'll tell you stories, bruised and blue...

Kingdom Hearts is currently my main love. I enjoy many different pairings, most of which contain shounen-ai themes. Love is love, suck it up. The current top list are: AkuRoku, SaiXem, CloudxLeon(Squall) and XigLux. There often tends to feature some Soiku(Soriku, SorRik, SoIku... x3 ) but I'm not a 'ohmigawd I need to write it in a story' type of person. I still love it all the same though (:

To contact me:

You can use my email, or you can use an instant messenger. I have the three main ones; YIM, AIM and MSN. I'm always signed on MSN, even if it says I'm offline. Send me a message any time of day, but don't be eager to expect a reply. My MSN is my email - arethie@hotmail.co.uk

For AIM, ReeBeanSoup.

My YIM isn't used as often, almost never signed on in fact. If you want to take a chance - blackvelve123

Notes: Things may take time to be updated since I'm a lazy-assed sod, so, don't expect there to always be a new installment. I'll try not to leave them too long though .

I also draw junk too: r3an1mat3d.deviantart.com

My LJ -

Now go read my stories! Go! Go!

-Freedom may never be updated again. Neither will Digital Enigma or Automated Aeons. They were good stories, but I've lost interest in them. I do apologise to all those that were reading them, especially the followers of Freedom...

...In case you guys haven't noticed, I no longer update as much as I used to and a lot of my stuff is just sitting there. Sadly, when I went through all the annoyances of dealing with crap that everything I had to throw at me, not only did I loose the saved files, but I also lost the inspiration for many of my stories. I've tried working on them, but nothing feels right when I do. I could take them down, but then that'd completely wipe them from existence.

I've not given up writing though. I'm still working on Spanners when I have the time and the mindset to do so, and now and again I'm an anonnymous author over on the SRIFEHART meme on LJ. So I'm sorry to those of you reading now and wondering where the next update is - it's highly likely there will not be one.

r3's Love List

Roxas Is Love

ARandomFangirl

Xhanthia

KeysIntertwined

phaz

Akane-Luff

Ranchdressing

Ria (ShadowAili) OHMIGAWD, SQUEEEEEE!!

And the rest of you guys that leave such wonderful comments and write such amazing stories!

.A.Song.To.Say.Goodbye.

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My Girlfriend, Who Lives In Canada by Quillslinger reviews
AU. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single high school boy in possession of a good libido, must be in want of a girlfriend — or a pretend one. Axel/Roxas and others.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,128 - Reviews: 1670 - Favs: 1,805 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Interaction Redux: Five Things that Matter by Zeff N Company reviews
FtSKM. He is Leon, and someday they will write about him in a history book, and they will honor him for all the lives he saved. Right now, while he is still just a man living by minutes and seconds, he will condemn himself for all the lives he lost.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,314 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
The City is at War by LoquitorLatinae reviews
Squall Leonhart's sole mission in life now is to protect his brother Sora, and he'll do anything to accomplish his goal. Only this time he signed up for more than he bargained for. AU, eventual LeonCloud
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 182,191 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
Dear Diary by Lindoreda reviews
I started my blog in sophomore year of high school. During the three years that I actively wrote, only one person ever commented on my posts. I fell in love with this formless, anonymous individual. I’m such a fool. Zemyx. AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,833 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Sketch and Shiver by kurosora1984 reviews
Art students should refrain from falling in love with nude models. Axel missed that memo. AkuRoku smut for 8/13/2009
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,460 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Boys by Casey V reviews
It's about growing up, mostly. Sometimes it's about love and sometimes it's about friendship. Sometimes it's about hockey. But sometimes it's about the difference between what's real and what's fake, between being a boy and being a man. Riku/Sora, Roxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 179,135 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 1,706 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Sora, Riku - Complete
The Ineloquence of Marriage by Blue Funk reviews
She said Roxas was going to be married in a week, whether he liked it or not. The catch was, the bride-to-be was a he.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,618 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Forbidden Truths by roxas is LOVE reviews
A story of family, denial, and truth. Cloud and Roxas discover that they have more in common than just their parents.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,609 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2006 - Cloud S., Roxas
Inertia Creeps by risokura reviews
Note to self, next time you try to commit suicide, jump off a building. It's a lot more effective. AxelRoxas AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 211,002 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Turbulence by Era Yachi reviews
Aurikku. Twist to the original plot with real characterization for all of the characters. Is about Auron and Rikku before and after Sin is defeated. Lots of IC goodness.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 132,956 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 7/29/2002 - Auron, Rikku
The Unfamiliar by the.israel.project107 reviews
Roxas leads a semiperfect life. He's a good person, with reasonable grades, friends he's growing out of, and a regular home environment. Until Axel comes along. Roxas doesn't realise just how much of a sham his whole existence is...AkuRoku,RiSo,Zemyx,CL
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 46 - Words: 288,672 - Reviews: 2947 - Favs: 1,811 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Hide and Seek by Launch shinra reviews
Demyx always hated Hide and Seek, but when he is forced to babysit, he might just change his mind. A belated Zemyx day fic cos my computer hates me. Crap summary, but the story is better so please read and review. One shot, shonen ai, zemyx obviously XP
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Our Daily Dose of Faux Affliction by roxas is LOVE reviews
Roxas and Riku have always hated each other ... right? AU. This is so old. I'm sorry for all the mistakes.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Roxas, Riku - Complete
Behind Blue Eyes by silver-kin reviews
Xigbar muses on how everyone's eyes are different, but that's what makes them the same. So what could possibly be behind the eyes that are different from the rest for not being the same?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Xigbar, Luxord - Complete
Once upon a December by Aerys Krystie reviews
AU: It’s December, and Leon only wants one thing for Christmas. The gorgeous blond he is sharing a bed with…Contains Yaoi, be warned.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,702 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/12/2006 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L.
Turning Rogue by dancingelf1986 reviews
Rogue and the Brotherhood? Something has gone really wrong…
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,922 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/21/2006 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Rogue
Firestorm by Luna Nightraven reviews
The story of a young pokemon who is destined for great things. Please R&R!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,826 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/11/2003 - Published: 3/11/2003
Cracka Cracka Boom by Masika reviews
Aurikku warning! Once again, fluff, slightly bad puns and a major OOC Auron abounds. Chapter 8! And about time, too.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,543 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/4/2003 - Published: 1/15/2002
The Wolf of the Rabid by Rabid and the Wolf reviews
A novel about the Wolf's past history. Please R/R! Also reformated for easier reading! UPDATED! CHAPTER SEVEN Secondary Genre changed to General unles I decide to get really angsty!
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,976 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/4/2002 - Published: 5/26/2002
Our Own Summer(TOTAL RANDOMNESS ENSUES!!) by WingZero reviews
*FIRST 3 CHAPTERS UPLOADED!!!!!* Yes, a randomness fic...this is my first attempt at random slapstick humor!! Silliness ensues as Misty and co. have a summer of random adventures...AND I DO mean RANDOM!!!!!!! R+R!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,583 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/28/2002
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Spanners in the Machine reviews
Roxas and Cloud are sent off to Radiant Garden where they must endure the summer with a hyperactive cousin, crazy locals and the trials and tribulations of small town living. Pairings include but not limited to; AkuRoku, SoRiku, Cleon and Zemyx
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,314 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Roxas, Axel
Glory reviews
AU with AxelxRoxas, LeonxCloud and whatever else that can be written! A somewhat PWP, because there is a semblance of a plot to help the love flow! Features randomness and tomatoes!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,422 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 1/4/2007
Down the Barrel of a Gun reviews
Roxas ends up going to summer camp and meets the strangest of people! Axel wants him to join a group of elite campers and the poor boy doesn't know what to do! Contains AkuRoku!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,594 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Roxas, Axel
Nobody's Loveletter reviews
Set in an AU universe, with Roxas learning to cope with a new father figure and Axel just doing random Axel things such as trying to be with Roxas. Features many pairings, mostly of AxelRoxas and SoraRiku. Features mature themes and slash
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,196 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Axel, Roxas
Still Quite The Same reviews
It all started with: A street musician with a love of rain and a man that wanted to return home. Things are still the way they were when he left, but new things keep cropping up all over the place. A Zemxy kind of story.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,970 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Demyx, Zexion
Concealing a King reviews
A game a poker, the hint of jealousy, the need for that figment of a feeling. LuxordxXigbar! PWP crackfic with yaoi and the yummy hint of Zemyx!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Luxord, Xigbar - Complete
Document reviews
Zexion spends his time typing while someone close to him falls asleep. He takes time from his work to look at the one he cares for. ONESHOT. Shounenai.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Immune To Gravity reviews
Demyx likes someone but refuses to admit it to himself by dating other people. Zexion admits he likes a little romance. Zemyx with hints of AkuRoku and SaiXem. A PWP. Oneshot. Contains slash themes and Pizza the Cat!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,019 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Breathing reviews
AkuRoku fluff. Demyx makes toaster in the rain, Roxas gets upset and Axel listens to some rather interesting music. Set in the KH universe, at the time Roxas was part of the Organization.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Pizza In The Park reviews
Axel dances, Leon broods and Cloud has pizza. A LxC fic with hints of AkuRoku and Aerith meddles with peoples feelings. Its all gravy, baby.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,293 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L.
Say The Line Again reviews
Leon and Cloud are rehearsing a play. Axel is snoozing in the seats and love is on stage. Set AU, main pairing of LeonxCloud.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Freedom reviews
Ever wondered what would happen if humans were crossed with Pokemon? Follow the tale of 15 hybrid-pokemon as they fight to survive everything, life, love, fear, hate. Plz R&R Chapter 18 up! (Finally!)
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,678 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/22/2004 - Published: 5/27/2002
Keys and Locks reviews
My idea of the follow-on from the game. Focuses on Riku for the moment. He's lost in a called Nowhere and has no clue where to go
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/23/2003
The Drug reviews
songfic of Breaking the Habit by Linkin Park. riku reflects upon the drug-like darkness and what it is to him. (Bad at summaries) R&R please!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/18/2003
Automated Aeons reviews
A fayth breaks free from it's bonds between Spira and the dream of Zanarkand. Includes both his current actions, and his dream R&R please! Discontinued
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5/22/2003 - Published: 5/17/2003
Digital Enigma reviews
The Digital World has become tortured by some unknown virus, changing and warping everything within it. A band of unlikely heros get thrown into the world in hopes to save it R&R please
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2003
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