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So far I am 100 a user--purely an addict. I have yet to take my addiction to the level of dealing, though... I don't think my life is ready for that type of increase in intensity.

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Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
After a mortifying first meeting, fan-fic writer, Bella, finds story inspiration in her distracting new neighbor, Edward. She thinks he's a player. He thinks she's crazy. But don't judge a book by its cover. There's more there than meets the eye. And Bella might just faint when she discovers who's reading her newest fic! Art imitates life imitates art. EDIT & RE-POST IN PROGRESS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 393,947 - Reviews: 24710 - Favs: 6,392 - Follows: 6,495 - Updated: 9/18 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 111,365 - Reviews: 21485 - Favs: 11,936 - Follows: 7,899 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14713 - Favs: 12,316 - Follows: 5,616 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Choices by twilover76 reviews
Did you ever wish Bella was more confident? Edward less rigid? Jacob less of a pain? This is Twilight if Alice saw everything coming before Bella moved to Forks. AU/Canon/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 189,404 - Reviews: 3042 - Favs: 2,392 - Follows: 2,667 - Updated: 11/8/2015 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Edward, Bella
My Wounded Soldier by counselor reviews
1866 Edward just home from the war. Neighbor Bella has a tragedy and Edward delivers her baby. Seeing as she's widowed, marriage makes sense. He doesn't feel worthy, but he can't step aside for her suitors. Competition amongst veterans.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 5468 - Favs: 1,919 - Follows: 1,346 - Updated: 3/19/2015 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Metaphysics by anais mark reviews
Edward & Bella are graduate students in London 'coincidentally' researching the same poets. More than 300 years after the fact, Carlisle & Edward must find out why Carlisle's past won't stay there - before Bella digs it up researching her thesis.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 216,667 - Reviews: 2176 - Favs: 1,594 - Follows: 1,481 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14832 - Favs: 7,655 - Follows: 7,012 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scheme Of Fate by thebugroom reviews
Bella Swan is a vampire. She was attacked and turned before she even left Phoenix. How does Bella handle being a vampire, and finding out she is not the only one in Forks?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 107,336 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 2,137 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Caught Looking by Marvar reviews
Sometimes it's easier to live your life for someone else.  To ignore your mundane days and sleep through your lonely nights.  And then one day, it's not enough.  A story about finding love when you're not even looking. You just get caught.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,967 - Reviews: 3664 - Favs: 2,366 - Follows: 3,501 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Bella, Edward
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20294 - Favs: 13,402 - Follows: 5,530 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Unto a Heart of Stone by jackiejones reviews
Bella,turned into a vampire in the year 1837, and Edward, determined to enter the Great War against his family's wishes, must face the potential for both love and despair embodied in one another. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 102,219 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eternally Damned by twiXlite reviews
Edward is THE ultimate vampire. The original. What happens when a visit to the Volturi causes him to pay the Cullens' a visit? Will he find them a threat to the world he's spent an eternity shaping or will he leave them be and let them live in peace?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 173,728 - Reviews: 4658 - Favs: 5,513 - Follows: 2,858 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19477 - Favs: 8,961 - Follows: 6,669 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl reviews
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 196,343 - Reviews: 12489 - Favs: 8,109 - Follows: 6,265 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
First & Ten by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 375,555 - Reviews: 15037 - Favs: 9,886 - Follows: 5,448 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Insatiable Desires by ItzMegan73 reviews
What happens when the paths of two highly intelligent hypersexuals cross?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,528 - Reviews: 1796 - Favs: 3,148 - Follows: 4,099 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Bella, Edward
La canzone della Bella Cigna by philadelphic reviews
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous? A story in 3 acts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 336,125 - Reviews: 7318 - Favs: 4,172 - Follows: 3,814 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
Plight Thee My Troth by Gingerandgreen reviews
England, 1795. Lord Edward Masen and Miss Isabella Swan promise to love one another for all time; but will the harsh realities of life allow two souls from very different backgrounds to fulfil their vows? EPOV, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 160,023 - Reviews: 3805 - Favs: 2,128 - Follows: 1,722 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Once Again by spanglemaker9 reviews
He went to America to chase his girl. She stayed in Dublin to wait for her husband. But time moves on, things change. Then there are the things that just can't be denied.
Once - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,548 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Complete
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 7963 - Favs: 9,358 - Follows: 3,772 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella Voce by Morgan Locklear reviews
Paris 1891: Bella is a popular stage vocalist and theatre owner. She's also a very powerful vampire. Edward is a piano teacher who attends one of her performances and captures her attention. Together they explore the Bohemian Revolution and each other.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 219,691 - Reviews: 2115 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10677 - Favs: 11,921 - Follows: 12,530 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14723 - Favs: 10,896 - Follows: 7,944 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7180 - Favs: 5,568 - Follows: 4,110 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Last Rites by halojones reviews
AU E/B meet under violent circumstances.Surviving that 1st meeting, they navigate a slow road toward friendship, then romance. But obstacles begin to multiply around them and soon the question arises: are these obstacles random or by design - and by whom?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 88,598 - Reviews: 2419 - Favs: 1,907 - Follows: 1,824 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11605 - Favs: 9,375 - Follows: 6,626 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Night Must Fall by katinki reviews
COMPLETE. In a world of night, shadows known as the Volturi reign supreme. Their word is law, unquestioned and unchallenged. A doctoral student threatens exposure, and a Volturi Prince has been unleashed to silence her forever. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 109,754 - Reviews: 3921 - Favs: 2,849 - Follows: 1,856 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8174 - Favs: 8,328 - Follows: 8,487 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Let's Give Them Something To Blog About by ericastwilight reviews
He decides he doesn't want her, she does everything she can to push him away, but undeniable attraction can lead to more. Meddling family and two secret blogs, will this end well? OOC/AH/ExB On hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,133 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 337 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Edward, Bella
Making the Cut by ShearEnvy reviews
When a small town boy moves to the big city to pursue his dreams of becoming a cop and fate places him in the chair of a sexy, snarky hairstylist whose talent has her in high demand, will it be shear ecstasy or split ends? AH/OOC B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 97,343 - Reviews: 2074 - Favs: 2,200 - Follows: 2,360 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9239 - Favs: 9,046 - Follows: 4,991 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
BRONZE by mothlights reviews
Edward is a rebellious newborn lashing out at those who try to help him. At his wit's end, Carlisle asks Isabella, the woman who was once his mentor, to take Edward in until his bloodlust cools. ExB Very AU - COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,739 - Reviews: 1716 - Favs: 2,127 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Across the Universes by FantasyMother reviews
Not all is as it seems when Edwards from two different universes find an old journal that can bridge the gap between them. Things become even stranger when the reality of one universe starts to bleed into the other. AU, B & E Rated M for Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,244 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Incubus Anomaly by elusivetwilight reviews
Incubus: a sex demon that visits women in the deep dark of the night. Edward relies on his special gifts to consume his prey. What happens when he meets the one woman immune to his unique abilities? M for dark lemons and dark themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,262 - Reviews: 6091 - Favs: 3,796 - Follows: 2,634 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Commission by SpikeIsHotter reviews
*On Hiatus, see profile* Edward is a solitary vampire who is tired of hunting humans, but needs human blood. After Bella's sister Alice is murdered, she can't find peace while the killers walk free. She needs a hitman, and he needs someone to kill for.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,394 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Port Angeles Players by WriteOnTime reviews
New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Curtains-up on love. AH canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,459 - Reviews: 4569 - Favs: 3,900 - Follows: 1,572 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Litany at Dusk by duskwatcher2153 reviews
Edward's been a solitary vampire, hunting on the edges of society. He rejoins his family in Forks, ready to abstain and runs across a young woman praying. A choice must be made between one's heart, one's desires and one's soul. Darkward ExB AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 134,694 - Reviews: 5382 - Favs: 2,953 - Follows: 1,414 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Volition by Rochelle Allison reviews
It's Belfast, N.Ireland and the year is 1972. Bella's worried about her brother and his best friend, Edward, and their dangerous involvement in the Irish Republican Army. Is it really wise to fall in love with a rebel? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 150,667 - Reviews: 4774 - Favs: 4,184 - Follows: 1,540 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Deluded by FantasyMother reviews
Edward lowered his eyes to his lap, uncomfortable with my question. He grabbed a grape off the table, popped it in his mouth and chewed. I saw him blush-I could almost hear his heartbeat. "Bella, I live in the woods because I'm a vampire." B/E,OOC,AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 125,136 - Reviews: 1679 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Symphony in Moscow by duskwatcher2153 reviews
A of E entry.1960s Cold War.Edward is a music student, hiding his mindreading gifts.Discovered by the NSA he is reluctantly recruited to find the double agent in the US Embassy in Moscow.His obvious suspect is a certain brunette, the embassy librarian.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,893 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10036 - Favs: 7,453 - Follows: 6,123 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Girl with a Red Umbrella by spanglemaker9 reviews
Co-Written w/ justaskalice. Paris, 1950. Rosalie Hale went to Paris to study, then vanished without a trace. Her friend Bella has come to find her. Following a trail of clues left behind by Rose's letters, Bella searches for Rose and might find herself.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 156,197 - Reviews: 2052 - Favs: 1,919 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
La Résistance by spanglemaker9 reviews
In the darkest days of World War 2 in occupied Paris, Esme plays a dangerous game. The fates of both her country and her heart hang in the balance. A companion to Girl with a Red Umbrella, but stands alone.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,122 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Daedalus in Exile by EZRocksAngel reviews
After leaving Forks, Edward follows a path of weakness and isolation while eventually seeking redemption from the only person who can absolve him. Alternate Universe, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 86,525 - Reviews: 4774 - Favs: 2,385 - Follows: 1,338 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5868 - Favs: 9,842 - Follows: 3,264 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cold War by Gleena reviews
In 2026, the Cullens realize that Aro desperately wants to possess Edward in order to use him in a barbaric experiment. Now, the Cullens must evade the Volturi while protecting one of their own as well as Aro's unwitting human pawn. 100% Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 120,878 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5637 - Favs: 5,165 - Follows: 4,540 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward