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Author has written 1 story for Fairy Tales.

As of Thursday September 7, 2006 12:17AM I have nothing interesting to say. Or at least nothing that would seem appropriate to have fill this space.

This link below is to someone else's work I think is funny

http:///deviation/34759909/

That doesn't work now. I seriously doubt anyone cares if i update the link to show what it was. Oh well.

I'm still here reading fics. I might be inspired to write some more of my own, maybe.

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Princess for a Day by Scuttlebutt Inc reviews
A shopping trip provides a unique bonding experience for Sokka and Zuko when a particular unexpected secret is revealed. Slash, Zukka, crossdressing. That's right.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,647 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
The Dark Side of Innocence by Anna Sartin reviews
James' life becomes a living nightmare when Giovanni decides to test an experimental drug on agents he feels are weak. Jessie learns to embrace love, while Mondo learns protecting the innocence of others can sometimes demand sacrificing your own instead.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,463 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 7/28/2000 - Jessie/Musashi, James/Kojirō, Meowth/Nyarth, Mondo - Complete
Making Life by Basched reviews
A Viera learns the good and bad of Hume procreation. Chapter 14: Bound. STRONG CONTENT. That why it rated M!
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 113,543 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Basch, Ashe
A Collar of Pearls by roses-are-a-weed reviews
In 'The Serpent’s Pass' Sokka tried to save Toph before Suki could act, changing everything. What starts with them being separated from the group, ends with them in Ba Sing Se, and for Sokka the world will never be the same. READ THE WARNINGS. Zuko/Sokka
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,326 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Zuko, Sokka
Love is Blonde by Szabotage reviews
Love is a Bang! A renegade ninja with a penchant for art and explosions meets a headstrong kunoichi who likes flowers and bossing people around! At long last, a New Chapter! Itachi confronts Deidara and more!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,253 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Deidara, Ino Y.
Otherworld by HelloEli reviews
[Silent Hill x Naruto crossover] Other than Itachi, Sasuke knew he was the last living Uchiha. But what if one had died in a specific order, with a specific mark? The numbers 13121...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,297 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Neji H., Kiba I.
Getting Revenge Without Being a Total Prick by Sarah1281 reviews
After beating Orochimaru, Sasuke hears of Shikamaru's success in getting revenge on Hidan in about a week and decides that since he's made little progress on that himself in the last eight years, he should seek him out and ask for some friendly advice...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 98 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Judge Sasuke 02: The Case of the Gay Ninjas! by Aldamonburst reviews
The next crazy case for Judge Sasuke! But since this has some more dirty terms, it'll be teen. as you can already tell. It might not be as funny as the last one though, but wel'll see. A gay couple is among the leaf, and Sasuke is on the case to see who
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Orochimaru, Sasuke U. - Complete
Bastards & Peasants by DesperateCountdown reviews
One night, Zuko tries to convince himself that his feelings for another male are completely and utterly wrong. Will admitting his secret bring consequences? Sokka/Zuko. Romance/Drama/Humor
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
Just Tell Me You Want Me by TomatoBisque reviews
There's a very good reason that Sokka doesn't like sleeping the same tent as Zuko. That, and listening to his sister's piercing suggestions. Oneshot, yaoi, ZukoSokka, lemon. R&R
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Borderlines by Scuttlebutt Inc reviews
Three years after the war, the work still isn't quite done. When Aang and Katara pay visit to the Fire Nation where Zuko is Fire Lord and Sokka acts as Ambassador for the Water Tribe, sparks fly between the siblings over Sokka's life choices. Slash, Zukka
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,128 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 2,370 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Sasuke and Naruto: Puberty and Penis by AoshiKanazaru reviews
Naruto and Sasuke hang out talking about random stuff, but they have one thing in common
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,054 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Three times when Sasuke didn’t kiss Naruto by kally77 reviews
Three times Sasuke messed up, and one time he and Naruto finally got it right. SasuNaruSasu, spoilers for manga, now complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,196 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Season of Malcontent by katsuyo reviews
[multichapter]Kankuro is in town on a mission and rubs Ino the wrong way from the beginning. It's okay though because the puppeteer doesn't mind a challenge! Will Kankuro get Ino or just a kunai in the back courtesy of the blonde shedevil?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 73,332 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Kankuro, Ino Y.
Phallic Confusion by Diamond Mask reviews
In which Sai makes a new friend and Suigetsu learns that he must have a small penis. Suigetsu x Sai non-yaoi. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Suigetsu H., Sai - Complete
Let Go by R.G. Waffles reviews
Naruto and Sasuke enjoy a day in the rain. Sakura and Kakashi are worried for Naruto's sanity.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Orochimaru's Sex Education Class by Abbandon reviews
Sasuke was taught lots of things. Just not the things that would help reach his goal of reviving his clan. So, Orochimaru has come to help him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 7329 - Favs: 6,353 - Follows: 2,818 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Spring Time of Youth by Tonic the Hedgehog reviews
The genin of The Village Hidden in Leaves are growing up... and their beginning to learn things about themselves and feel things for others that no sensei could ever teach them. NejiTen ShikaTem InoCho. Don't let low review count fool you! Good stuff here
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 132,932 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
Blood of the Snake by Kat Loussier reviews
NarutoxHarry Potter When ten shinobi attend Hogwarts, you know things are going to get a little messed up. But throw in a Christmas Ball, practical defense, and dance lessons, and you know things will get chaotic...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,226 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 9/17/2006
I Must Paint You by Lotos-Eater reviews
Sai meets the Sand siblings. Suddenly crazy nicknames are the least of team Kakashi’s worries. [TemariSai, oneshot, lime] [Someone had to write it!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Temari, Sai - Complete
Letters by Kagaya Chou reviews
Letters between Naruto and Sasuke, after the Uchiha left Konoha for Sound.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,560 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Illusion by NayanRoo reviews
A world of illusions greets us every day. On trial for his crimes against Konoha, Uchiha Sasuke begins a trip through his memories and how he came to this point in time. OroSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,043 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Orochimaru, Sasuke U. - Complete
Lustful Bliss by Kaida Coil reviews
Draco catches a sexy redhead with candy in the library. Can they control themselves?...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,959 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Dirty Little Secret by backlash symphony reviews
It started out as a deal he made with her, a deal he knew she'd never say no to when Sasuke's life belonged to him. It was the perfect secret. No one knew. Not even Sasuke. Sakura never would've thought it'd end up like this. OrochiSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 136,395 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 12/12/2006 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Orochimaru, Sakura H. - Complete
Laid by Kit Spooner reviews
Ino. And Lee. A lot of ceilingthumping sex. What else could they build a relationship around? [inolee, incomplete]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,536 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/23/2006 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Ino Y., Lee R.
It's Not That Short! by Robochick reviews
After Naruto looks through Sai's notebook, he gets more than he bargained for. SaiNaruto ONESHOT YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Tales From the House of the Moon by Resmiranda reviews
Kagome, now in college, discovers the tale of Sesshomaru and Rin. Grief can be a prison, but the bonds of love are not easily broken. What is the truth behind fairytales? [SessKag] [COMPLETE]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 326,106 - Reviews: 5280 - Favs: 7,699 - Follows: 1,629 - Updated: 2/18/2006 - Published: 12/12/2003 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Strange Feelings by CT reviews
Benny and Smalls discover some new feelings. How do they react? Like males, of course. SLASH. Don't like, don't read. Rating just to be safe.
Sandlot - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,695 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/4/2005
Silent High by Istoria reviews
COMPLETE 080505 A bit of the Silent Hill series mixed in with Naruto. Trapped in an illusion whose rules are unknown, they struggle to find answers before darkness consumes them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,004 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 9/21/2004 - Complete
Suppository by Lizard Pie reviews
Rated for innuendos. Poor Faust... he just wants to give medical advice. Unfortunately, Horo Horo was bored, Faust isn't 100 percent confident in his Japanese, and this obviously can't end well.
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2005 - Eliza F., J. Faust VIII
Quoth The Raven by DarkflamesSolitude reviews
Kagome is forced to go to Camp Sunshine, a camp that teaches teens proper etiquette. But the counselors are scary, the poems in every room are far from 'harmless', and strange things happen when the sun goes down... worse, there's no escape. IY/Kag & S/M!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,703 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/24/2002 - [Inuyasha, Kagome H.] [Sango, Miroku]
Everything Changes by Chibi Pikapuff reviews
An accident brings two former enemies together bringing with it feelings they never knew existed (Misty/James romance!)
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,638 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/26/2002 - Published: 5/27/2002
Those Damn Brats by BroknCanoli reviews
Cheryl and Laura head back to Silent Hill after Harry and James become a gay couple. Lots of swearing as our favorite two idiots screw up every step of the way, and plenty of guest appearances.
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Published: 5/30/2002
A Long Way Back by I love James reviews
Though I love Team Rocket, this story had alot of the other characters too. This is mostly has Misty, Jessie, James, Brock, Ash...ok everyone. James decides to leave, but for how long and with who? It gets kinda bloody at the end.Now the other chapters
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,175 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/30/2001 - Published: 6/14/2000
A Lemon in Candy Land reviews
It's based on the classic board game, but written as if the game were played at as a fairy tale. It's rated M for graphic violence, perversion and necrophilia.
Fairy Tales - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Complete