Kingdom Hearts: AxelXRoxas
Naruto- NarutoXSasuke, NarutoXGarra, NarutoXHinta. I like NarutoXGarra best.:P
Fruits Basket- TohruXKyo
InuYasha- InuYashaXKogame. Kikyo can just go in to a corner and kill herself with 'shrooms for the 10th millionth time.>:))
Gakuen Alice- MikanXNatsume
Here is some Random Funny Shit:
Ten reasons why a cucumber is better than a man!
1. He doesn't snarl.
2. He doesn't have a mother.
3. He's hard for a week.
4. He's only 29 cm in length.
5. He isn't jealous when you're having fun.
6. He isn't mad when you have higher paying at work.
7. He doesn't hit on your friends.
8. He doesn't stink like beer.
9. He doesn't come home late.
10. You can eat him whenever you want, and then get a new one.
Some tee sayings:
"If the other side is greener... fertilize.
"I was in the park, staring and wondering why the Frisbees were getting bigger. Then, it hit me."
"Are you insane?!" "Only on days that end with 'y'."
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
333 I’m only half evil.
An Im conversation with one of my friends while reading fanfiction:
h2olilly4: RikuyougotmepregnantandnowI’mgoingtohaveababyandit’syourfaultsotakeresponsibility!” ~ 9-year-old Sora to Riku after Selphie told him where babies come from (which she said was when people 'kiss and stuff' )
Inge Gruen: oh shit shes pregnant!!
Inge Gruen: ...no he's not never mind
h2olilly4: “I’m so glad you’ve been paying attention, Axel.” Zexion said in monotone. “Well, you know, I always pa-- OMG IT’S SOMETHING SHINY!” Axel ran off quickly in a different direction.' ~Out of Context by YourConscience813
Inge Gruen: hahaahahaha!!
Yup. She had been right. This Schiffer kid was an odd one. Not even Ishida spoke like this one did. “Well, what’s wrong?”
“At instances of close physical proximity to Inoue Orihime, a pressure builds in my penis, causing it to grow stiff,” Ulquiorra explain
Now for Semoehtnig Itnresitmg...
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile.
If you have ever run into a wall copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull and vise versa, copy this into your profile
My Chemical Romance, Medic Droid, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Breaking Benjamin, Sum 41, Boweling for Soup, All-American Rejects, Nickelback, Toybox, AFI, Panic! of the Disco, 3 Doors Down, Flyleaf, Evanescanse, Good Charlote, Hoobastank, Green Day, Papa Roach, SouthFM, Story of the Year, SR-71, Rise Against, Sum 41, Sugarcult, Taking Back Sunday, Switchfoot, Three Days Grace, Trapt, The Fray, Yellowcard and...much more.
May many rainbows and butterflies be in your future. Byibyi,
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