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Hiyeah Dudes,XP

I read:

Kingdom Hearts: AxelXRoxas

Naruto- NarutoXSasuke, NarutoXGarra, NarutoXHinta. I like NarutoXGarra best.:P

Fruits Basket- TohruXKyo

InuYasha- InuYashaXKogame. Kikyo can just go in to a corner and kill herself with 'shrooms for the 10th millionth time.>:))

Gakuen Alice- MikanXNatsume

Here is some Random Funny Shit:

Ten reasons why a cucumber is better than a man!

1. He doesn't snarl.

2. He doesn't have a mother.

3. He's hard for a week.

4. He's only 29 cm in length.

5. He isn't jealous when you're having fun.

6. He isn't mad when you have higher paying at work.

7. He doesn't hit on your friends.

8. He doesn't stink like beer.

9. He doesn't come home late.

10. You can eat him whenever you want, and then get a new one.

Some tee sayings:

"If the other side is greener... fertilize.

"I was in the park, staring and wondering why the Frisbees were getting bigger. Then, it hit me."

"Are you insane?!" "Only on days that end with 'y'."

I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.

333 I’m only half evil.

An Im conversation with one of my friends while reading fanfiction:

h2olilly4: RikuyougotmepregnantandnowI’mgoingtohaveababyandit’syourfaultsotakeresponsibility!” ~ 9-year-old Sora to Riku after Selphie told him where babies come from (which she said was when people 'kiss and stuff' )

Inge Gruen: oh shit shes pregnant!!

Inge Gruen: he's not never mind

h2olilly4: lol

h2olilly4: “I’m so glad you’ve been paying attention, Axel.” Zexion said in monotone. “Well, you know, I always pa-- OMG IT’S SOMETHING SHINY!” Axel ran off quickly in a different direction.' ~Out of Context by YourConscience813

Inge Gruen: hahaahahaha!!

Yup. She had been right. This Schiffer kid was an odd one. Not even Ishida spoke like this one did. “Well, what’s wrong?”

“At instances of close physical proximity to Inoue Orihime, a pressure builds in my penis, causing it to grow stiff,” Ulquiorra explain

Now for Semoehtnig Itnresitmg...

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.

(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him on your profile to help him achieve World
(")_(") Domination and come join the Dark Side! We have cookies!

If you have ever run into a wall copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull and vise versa, copy this into your profile

Good Bands:

My Chemical Romance, Medic Droid, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Breaking Benjamin, Sum 41, Boweling for Soup, All-American Rejects, Nickelback, Toybox, AFI, Panic! of the Disco, 3 Doors Down, Flyleaf, Evanescanse, Good Charlote, Hoobastank, Green Day, Papa Roach, SouthFM, Story of the Year, SR-71, Rise Against, Sum 41, Sugarcult, Taking Back Sunday, Switchfoot, Three Days Grace, Trapt, The Fray, Yellowcard and...much more.

May many rainbows and butterflies be in your future. Byibyi,


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Reflections of Us by Caranina reviews
The first time Naruto sees Gaara, he sees himself reflected in those eyes as they stared through the window. GaaNarGaa with some Kaka/Iru. yaoi.This story is rated M for a reason!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 158,347 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U.
The Kid's Got Spunk All Over His Face by shiksa reviews
It's all about sex baby. That's the kid's motto and it's not gonna change, at least he says it isn't. Skanky AkuRoku. Sequel/spin off to There's Something Wrong With Me. Rated M for language and mature subjects. I DO NOT OWN THE CHARACTERS.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 43,821 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Axel, Roxas
Brotherly Love, Or Something Like It by Sharmander reviews
It all started with his mother driving off to get him a mystery present, now he's got a delinquent in his house, and they're supposed to form some sort of brotherly bond. Well, that's definitely not going to happen...or well, sort of.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 185,813 - Reviews: 1198 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
My Girlfriend, Who Lives In Canada by Quillslinger reviews
AU. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single high school boy in possession of a good libido, must be in want of a girlfriend — or a pretend one. Axel/Roxas and others.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,128 - Reviews: 1666 - Favs: 1,796 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
The Unwinding Cable Car by FallenAngel2194 reviews
Roxas and Sora are new students at Destiny Prep. Polar opposites, and needless to say, things have just gotten interesting for Axel.What the hell is wrong with these two?Yaoi No like no read.Main Pair: AkuRoku Side Pair: SoRiku mentioned Zemyx
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,714 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Axel, Roxas
Saviour's Light by Ugawa reviews
When a chemical reaction blinds Naruto, he meets Gaara in the infirmary. But the religious redhead doesn't belong in his era. Can Naruto find a way to send him back, and in the end will he even want to let go? 1-sided SasuNaru.Warning:Violence/Molestation
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,388 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara
The Never Better Syndrome by 0Life-is-a-Song0 reviews
Roxas counts his steps, locks the door 3 times to be sure, and suffers O.C.D. He hates spontaneous decisions. So why is he agreeing to switch places with his twin brother Sora for a month? That has spontaneous written all over it. And trouble. And Axel.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,782 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Roxas, Axel
Baby Blues by blizzie8836 reviews
AU, Yaoi. This is your assignment, class. You will be paired up as a couple, a married couple, and you will have one month to experience life as parents. Oh, and you're partner is a guy. Have fun!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,327 - Reviews: 1498 - Favs: 1,282 - Follows: 1,512 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
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