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Joined 10-04-09, id: 2104401, Profile Updated: 12-21-11
Author has written 23 stories for Gossip Girl, and Victorious.

“Razors pain you; rivers are damp; acid stains you; drugs cause cramp. Guns aren’t lawful; nooses give.. gas smells awful; you might as well live.”

--Girl, Interrupted


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Eight Hours of Firsts and Lasts by sirrryesssirrr reviews
Jade spends her last eight hours with Tori before the end of the world.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,461 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Jade W., Tori V. - Complete
Bittersweet by demondreaming reviews
When Tori first came to Hollywood Arts, I knew exactly two things about her. One, she could sing, and two; I didn't like her. But I know so much more now. I know that she shivers when you kiss her hips. And I know that her toes curl when she comes. Jori.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,103 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Jade W., Tori V. - Complete
Just Friends by A. Kline reviews
So, Jade has the capability to feel guilty and Tori has the capability to get hurt. A story about how those Northridge girls are crazier than we thought, and sometimes that brings out the best in people. Or, well, sort of the best. Like the mediocre.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,508 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Jade W., Tori V. - Complete
Nicest Euphemism by gemmi999 reviews
Kurt finds out by accident, and he can't tell a soul. End-of-the-world fic; Kurt/Blaine; Santana/Brittany. Slight crossover with Buffy the Vampire Slayer. *character death*
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Kurt H., Santana L. - Complete
Crash and Burn by mellowship reviews
Dan confronts Blair about Jenny's departure, but they both have to deal with the aftermath. "Dan's guilt about sleeping with his ex's best friend is overshadowed only by the sheer disbelief that said best friend had actually been willing to do it."
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,359 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Blair, Dan
Practically On Purpose by Lint reviews
This is how it keeps happening. Dan, Blair AU. Sequel to Happy Accidents.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Dan, Blair - Complete
Happy Accidents by Lint reviews
This is how it happens. Dan, Blair. Pre-series AU.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Dan, Blair - Complete
May All Acquaintance by Lint reviews
Part of him still can't understand how easy it is being with her. Dan/Blair. Sequel to Something Like Holiday.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Complete
Something Like Holiday by Lint reviews
What he expects from her, and what actually happens, is never the same thing. Dan, Blair. Early NYU.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Complete
Your Notes Hold the World Spellbound by vinewood and dragon heartstring reviews
The story is familiar- ours, she thinks- but she's never realized how romantic it is until she sees it spelled out in his nearly illegible lefty scrawl.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Blair, Dan - Complete
La Fête des Mères by vinewood and dragon heartstring reviews
"I always worry about you." "Another duty according to the boyfriend manual?" she queried. Dan laughed, "Yeah. In fine print at the bottom of the page."
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,575 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Blair, Dan
Out of a Book by vinewood and dragon heartstring reviews
At one point, you thought Blair encompassed everything you hated about the Upper East Side.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Blair, Dan - Complete
Burning on the Edge by starnormand reviews
Post 2x08. After C. decided they can't have a normal relationship, Blair feels more unworthy and more insecure concerning the future than ever. Starting to spiral downwards bit by bit, Dan unexpectedly seems the only she allows to care. Dan/Blair.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,031 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 10/30/2008
Lucky Days by vinewood and dragon heartstring reviews
The Humphreys and Waldorfs view Friday the 13th differently than others. AU
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Blair, Dan - Complete
Roses and Moonlight by ceridwen-amyed reviews
"She wanted to be given roses dripping with moonlight. To be told that she was indescribable, irresistible, elusive, beautiful. She was Holly Golightly and I loved her."
Breakfast at Tiffany's - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2002
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Inches and Falling reviews
In which Jade loves Love and loves being in love. She doesn't care what it does to her
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Jade W., Tori V.
Childhood Traumas reviews
You have sex with Jade in the janitor's closet on a Monday afternoon and the only wrong you can think of in this scenario is that you two are going to be late for your next class.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Jade W., Tori V. - Complete
Shiny, Bloody Moments reviews
They have superpowers, get over it. It's not like they wanted it in the first place. They never felt super, anyways.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,648 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Jade W., Tori V.
Breakfast at Tiffany's reviews
He really wasn't a frog-turned-prince, and she's not the princess she wishes she could be. Dan and Blair finding their lives turning into a non-fairytale story. A series of oneshots inspired by Blair's favorite movie.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Dan, Blair
Think Happy Thoughts reviews
"I wish I didn't do this."/"Hey.. You shouldn't think about that. Think happy thoughts."/"O-okay.." Sequel to "You Gonna Jump?"
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Blair, Dan
I Don't Love You: A Love Letter reviews
Dear Blair...
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Dan, Blair - Complete
She's sure reviews
She doesn't love him. She's SURE. Companion piece to Abuse and Wasn't Supposed To.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Blair, Dan - Complete
Wasn't Supposed To reviews
It really, REALLY wasn't supposed to happen. A prequel/companion piece to Abuse.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Blair, Dan - Complete
Abuse reviews
Because it can't really be anything else.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Blair, Dan - Complete
100 Days of Dan reviews
"Cabbage Patch... you have 60 seconds to explain why you're on my bed... translucent." "Well... I died."
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,244 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Blair, Dan - Complete
You Gonna Jump? reviews
"Humphrey." she stops him "I get it, but you can't do this."/ "And why is that?" he asks curiously./ "Because I'm jumping this building."
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Blair, Dan - Complete
Monopoly Dice reviews
Random stories with pairing decided by my sister's Monopoly Dice. Next up, Nate and Erik... I do think slash is a rite of passage.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010
A Simple Story reviews
Queens. Storytellers. Dark Knights. Prince Charmings. And a story told a thousand times.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Blair, Dan
It Was Never Really About The Time reviews
Dan Humphrey never takes off his watch. It's not that she cares, really... she's just curious.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,742 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Blair, Dan
The Beginning and The End reviews
Dan Humphrey ran away from his first wedding. Unexpected, but he didn't regret it after all.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Blair, Dan - Complete
Secrets reviews
Even if he knows, she knows, god... the whole world knows that Dan Humphrey plus Blair Waldorf equals 2012, he couldn't help but think, at the exact moment their lips touched, that they just... fit.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,276 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Blair, Dan
Maybe Tomorrow reviews
They'll worry about it tomorrow...
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Blair, Dan - Complete
Crumpeled Paper with Ripped Edges reviews
His first muse wasn't Serena after all. Dan's first "writer" experience.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Dan, Blair - Complete
Maybe reviews
He knew because he was too...
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Complete
Run Away reviews
What Dan has to say when Blair decided to Run Away...
Gossip Girl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Dan, Blair - Complete
Under The Silver Stars reviews
The way they say it.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Blair, Dan
Angels reviews
A metaphor for Dan's life with the upper east sider girls. S/D/B
Gossip Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Dan, Blair - Complete
Secret World reviews
The truth behind their relationship: They go back... way back.
Gossip Girl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Blair, Dan - Complete