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Author has written 7 stories for Twilight.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this


I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Danielle

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

Now i roam the underworld,

to help those in need.

I may seem evil,

but i'm not.

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

AOne heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

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An Unheard of Love by Jazza-44 reviews
Mariah Cheasley always knew she was different, always knew she was not normal. When an old friend comes back into her life a series of events begin to unfold which will change her life forever. Pieces of her life's puzzle begin to fall into place.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,674 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Aro, Caius - Complete
Who Says You Can't Have It All by phoenix fan1 reviews
Edward can't stand that Bella has to sacrifice so much to marry him and become a vampire. He is determined to find a way to give her everything she never knew she always wanted. AU/OOC/canon pairings. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,836 - Reviews: 1426 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Edward, Bella
TWILIGHTVAMPIRE DIARIES CHAT ! by GoInOneDirection reviews
a spoof of the Vampire Diaries and Twilight characters if the ever entered a chatroom together.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 4,132 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 12/19/2009
February Song by jchristy reviews
Post NM. 6 years after heartbreak he returns to win her back with the help of an unlikely ally. 6 years later, a broken hearted Bella returns for the upcoming marriage of her friend Angela & learns of the Cullen's return & wants nothing to do with Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,781 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Bella, Edward
Alternate Eclipse by The Brown Eyed Writer reviews
Starts in Eclipse.We all know Riley,Victoria's puppet.Well,what if Riley was actually Bella's older brother?Follows the events of Eclipse,but has a slightly different ending.Will Riley remember his little sister?Or will his 'love' for Victoria rule out?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,203 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Can you forgive me? by ImDiffrentSoWhat reviews
HIATUS. This one...I don't really know where I want it to go. When Edward comes back in New Moon, Bella's not so sure she can trust him. Forgive, yes, forget, no.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,913 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Suicide Diaries by KateKicksAss reviews
Set during New Moon, Alice gets a vision of Bella jumping off the cliff, but Edward doesn't think of the Volturi, and instead tries to commit suicide in human ways, i.e. poison, jumping off buildings, etc. The funny stories of Edwards suicide attemps.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,031 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Edward
It starts with goodbye by RandomlyRandomGirl reviews
After Edward leaves, Bella is changed by a nomad and is now a vampire. What happens when Bella, her coven, and the Cullen's move back to Forks 100 years later at the same time? will Bella and Edward get back together? Please Review.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,008 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fighting a losing battle by magicalmangoes reviews
What if the first time Tanya met Bella wasn't like it was in the books? What if they met and an ensuing battle for Edward's affection began?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,500 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Bella, Tanya - Complete
The Holy Dark by KayRayLovesLove reviews
He's in the atmosphere, Protecting the other half of his elysian Soul from the danger her divinity attracts. She's so beautiful. He can't help himself. "There are no miracles, no prayers answered...only accidents." The ultimate forbidden love. Dark.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,037 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Bella, Edward
Sense and Sensibility: Life isn't a book by addicted-to-romione-bedward reviews
It takes place a few years after NM, Bella is in college and finds love in a human relative of Edward's. Of course, Edward would be back... Watch her during her struggles. Who would she choose in the end? BxE. New characters and canon pairs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,051 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
He Slaughters by StarkLovesShawarma reviews
But what of Joanna? Now, he slaughters.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Sweeney T. - Complete
Bella in Wonderland by avampireknightattwilight reviews
Is basically Alice in wonderland but the Alice in Wonderland characters are played by Twight characters and it set a year or so before Twilight.
Crossover - Alice in Wonderland & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella
Epiphany by The-Woman-In-White reviews
One unfortunate trip to the woods changes Bella's life. How will she cope on her own? Thankfully, after several years, some familiar faces are seen in school.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,847 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Angel poem by Isabel Southwell reviews
Poem loosely based on the meadow scene. Couldn't get it out of my head. Edward? You decide.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Edward - Complete
Bella's Secret by TheDerangedMango reviews
So you thought Edward was keeping secrets in their relationship? Of course he was! But did you ever suspect Bella? She's got a pretty huge secret herself. Rated T just to be safe...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,424 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Bella
Lone Wolf by Princess Alexandria reviews
AU/ Twilight - A lesbian werewolf Imprints on Alice, and is tossed out of La Push and the Pack. She starts to attend Forks High School and tries to get to know Alice, in hopes of a relationship. - PLEASE REVIEW
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 154,444 - Reviews: 1993 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Alice - Complete
After Italy by Leppy reviews
Basically this is Edwards point of veiw for when Bella wakes up after she has saved Edward in Italy... Hence the name "After Italy :
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The one who got away by Inge Sleegers reviews
It's the big day of the marriage between Edward and Bella. Among the guests we find Tanya Denali, who is struggling with feelings of jealousy and acceptance. This short story describes the wedding reception from her point of view.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Tanya - Complete
Aro Hates Vegetarians by Its Good To Be The King reviews
*Sequal to Aro Hates Youtube* Our favorite hippy is back and this time she is going to Forks with the Cullens!Whatever happens next is not going to be good...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,636 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Aro - Complete
Revenge Never Tasted So Sweet by ElizabethlovesEdward reviews
This is not your normal run of the mill edward leaves comes back and Bella forgives him story. Who knows if she ever even will? Not even I know. Cuz remember. Revenge never tasted so sweet. **Review to find out what happens.**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Bella
WANT TO BE IN MY STORY! by ElizabethlovesEdward reviews
Sorry the title was to get your attention. PLZ READ! AND U MAY BE IN MY NEXT STORY
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Irrivocable? by SKaylor95 reviews
what would have happened if Victoria had something up her sleeve during eclipse? read to find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pranking the Cullens by Fran-Marie-Cullen-1918 reviews
Me and my friend pranking the Cullens, please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Edward, Bella
Here We Go Again by emmettlover24 reviews
SEQUAL TO 'I WILL SEE YOU AGAIN'. What happens when Edward leaves Bella again. Bella runs into a new coven and ends back up with the Volturi. Then not only do the Cullen's come back, but also a enemy of Bella's. Who is this mystery girl with the Cullens?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,071 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Edward, Bella
Aro Hates Youtube by Its Good To Be The King reviews
Aro finds a video on Youtube of someone making fun of him. What happens when he tracks said person down and finds out about Twilight? Parody but will be Alec/OC later.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,464 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Aro - Complete
I Will See You Again by emmettlover24 reviews
Bella gets kidnapped by the Volturi the night before hers and Edwards wedding. The Volturi changes Bella. They won't let her call or see the Cullens. 107 years later she goes to Forks on a mission and runs into them. Will they recongnize her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 65,617 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Some Hearts Are Diamonds by LuckyStar815 reviews
Of all Edward's New Moon days, this day was going to be the hardest. Valentine's Day.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Edward - Complete
I hate jacob black by TeamEdward121 reviews
10 reasons why i hate Jacob black i might add some more maybe ,maybe not
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Jacob
Giving Up by The-Woman-In-White reviews
Bella sees Edward again after twenty-five years. He didn't come back in New Moon, and Bella was changed. But he is with someone else. What if Bella decides the best thing might be to let go? OneShot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ever Again by Crimson Love20 reviews
Bella still has nightmares about Edward leaving her. When a particularly nasty one resurfaces, will the couple be able to talk things out or will Edward's reluctance on the subject leave Bella more upset than before? One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tattoo by ImDiffrentSoWhat reviews
One short post New Moon Pre Eclipse. Bella gets a tattoo and Edward reacts. A bit AU because Bella dosn't get a tattoo in the books or movie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
88 things the Twilight movie has taught us! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Twilight? Not educational? YEAH RIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009
Bound By love by susha1987 reviews
What if Bella was still determined about her future as a vampire...even after Edward left her. What will happen when her wishes are granted by the Volturi and Bella is forced to return to the Cullens? Read to find out! Usual parings: ExB SEQUEL NOW UP!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 44,375 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Which Garfield Gets Eaten By A Mad Vampire by The-Pimp-Phone reviews
Edward needs blood, and can only find a cat around...
Crossover - Garfield & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Garfield, Edward - Complete
St Peter Help Him by JK5959 reviews
Edward is successful in Volterra, but ends up somewhere he never expected. What will become of him now? Will he ever be reuinited with Bella again? E/B, one-shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,772 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
You are not my family by kiki-twilighter-ever reviews
Set in NM, after Edward left, Bella found out she was pregnant. With 4 children! Now, 63 years later and in Forks, the Cullens meet them. But when one of them meets a werewolf will everything fall apart? 2nd fanfic. Is better than sounds. Give it a try.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,929 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Complete
Bella with the Volturi by CullenCrazy360 reviews
What if the wolves were late... Laurent bit Bella and Edward never came back. The Volturi found her bleeding... 50 years later...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,282 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Vampire Bite by Duck Life reviews
Bella's POV. To the tune of "Bad Romance" by Lady Gaga. Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forgotten occurs in new moon! by xNicoleHalex reviews
Bella is in the meadow, when she is approached by some old enemies. what happens when she gets turned into a vampire, and is found by a coven. 147 years later the coven move back to forks, when at school, bella meets some old friends.full descript inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 70,115 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Everything Happens For A Reason by nickisaur reviews
It's as if Edward never came back... and the connection to Jacob never happened. What would have happened if NEW vampires came to town... Vampires they never knew followed the "vegetarian" lifestyle?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 12/5/2009
The New Cullen by casey-16 reviews
It has been 50 years since The Cullens left. When Bella and The Cullens meet again Edward has a mate. What will this do to Edward and Bella? Find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,393 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Edward - Complete
Isabella by queenchesh reviews
Bella has lived in Volturi coven for years. Now she is engaged to Aro and the guest for the wedding start to arrive, but one in particular catches her crimson eye. Beta-ed by:glasgowgirl
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,129 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - [Bella, Aro] - Complete
You Give Me Fever by redemptionsong reviews
Bella fights a fever, Edward just thinks she's hot. Our favourite Twi characters get the flu. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Western/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Down by LethalFuror113 reviews
Bella is feeling down. Every girl seems to throw herself at Edward. What does he do to prove his loyalty? He sings her a song of course! Really sweet! Fluff songfic. Skip over lyrics they are clumped if you would like. Really cute!ONE-SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Hate Dog Sitting by Lemonade Ninja reviews
Bella gets asked to dog-sit Mike's overly friendly dog. OneShot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Bella - Complete
Kidnapped by ilysoccerchick reviews
Edward pulled a prank on Alice and Rosalie four years ago, and what happens when the girls decide to get him back. They decide to kidnap Bella and the Volvo. First Fanfiction so be nice guys. Pre-Breaking Dawn. Thx! Bella is OOC. Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,585 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Nessie Reads New Moon by Melody Cullen reviews
Nessie reads New Moon and has quite the reaction to it... Totally TOTALLY random one shot written out of NaNoWriMo procrastination! Reviews always apreciated!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
Crash by CullenObsession114 reviews
Mid-Eclipse-Bella gets into a car crash and suffers amnesia, but the amazing thing is she only remembers Edward. Meanwhile we find out a certain vampire's scent is all over the car that collided with Bella. Collaboration with Hardlywhole93
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,480 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
What's A Period by OMG My Library's On Fire reviews
Mike and Tyler in a Math's class
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Mike, Tyler - Complete
Daddy! You killed Bambi! by nattycullen reviews
Sequel to "NO! Not Winnie the pooh!" Emmett gets his revenge... A/N: yes, i did create the first story but now i have a diff pen name & there is another sequel inside.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
One Missed Call by TorpleKnope reviews
Have you ever seen that horror movie "One Missed Call"? What happens when the chain of death phone calls reaches the Cullens and Bella? Super funny, very NON-SCARY between Eclipse and BD.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,418 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
Charlie Helps Edward by LoveAlwaysComplex124 reviews
Charlie starts to question why Edward doesn't eat. He comes to one conclusion: Edward is bulimic?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Charlie S., Edward - Complete
Mike Newton: STALKER by Marie Elaine Cullen reviews
Mike newton finds out Bella's address, and hilarity continues. Multiple chapters, to be continued. Rated T, because he's a stalker...... Comedy, no bad stuff...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Mike, Bella - Complete
Not a Chance by biggest-twilight-fan reviews
Edward has Emmett watch Bella while he is away hunting. Emmett teases Bella, Edward gets mad. When Edward comes back there is a lot of fluff. None of these characters belong to me. All Stephenie Meyer's
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cullens Throw a Party by jasperissexy reviews
bella says something stupid, and emmett and alice begin their plotting, edward get drunk, and feels lustful for everyone...slightly ooc...but thats because we are dealing with drunken vampires
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,395 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Complete
My love for Edward poem by meanja reviews
A poem I wrote for a contest. It had to be humorous and about love, but you also had to have the word chagrin in it.Slight Harry Potter bashing but not too much.Best poem ever MUST READ IT!hehehe-faints-.NOT SLASH POEM AND NOT TO BE TAKIN SERIOUSLY!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
The Log Of Mike Newton diary isn't manly by Popular Galinda reviews
This is the diary of Mike Newton during the Twilight Series. This is a parody and it shows how stupid Mike Newton really is. PS: if you like Mike, I suggest you don't read it. I kinda like Mike, I pick him over Jacob any day! Chapter 10 is up
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,492 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Mike - Complete
My daddy and a lady? by Alexward reviews
Renesme goes shoping with Edward what happens when a woman wants Edward... ONE-SHOT...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
Breathing Life Into Me by SpeakNow1118 reviews
Edward leaves, never comes back, Bella is attacked and changed, and joins a coven. 60-odd years later, this new coven 3 men and Bella meets the Cullens in a new town. Rated T for possibilties... Full summary inside. Please at least read that.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,796 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
emmet dies edwards hair pink by bloom00011 reviews
what happens on boaring daye when emmet has nothing to do. prequil to emmets book of pranks!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
50 Year Reunion by Hermioneoftherealworld reviews
Edward never came back,but Victoria did.She turned Bella. Now, 50 years later, Bella works at a vampire nightclub. One night, 5 new vampires come in. What happens when they recognize her? Will Bella let the Cullens back into her life? Or has she moved on?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,760 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mike Newton's Crazy Dream by RaspberryBloodTablets reviews
Mike one-shot. Super random and crack-fic like. What happens when Mike falls asleep during lunch? Will there ever be a Team Mike? I certainly hope not, for Mike's sake...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Mike - Complete
Amnesia by xStayWithMe reviews
Bella gets herself into a car crash while Edward is away on a hunting trip, and finds herself suffering from memory loss when she wakes up. She can't remember anyone - not even Edward. Short story. Reviews much appreciated.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,659 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Vampire High by XOXOSABRINAA reviews
After BD. Bella,Cullens,Hales,Jacob,and Nessie end up going to a highschool in Idaho. Many guys & girls hit on Bella, and many girls hit on Edward. Very jealous Edward, and overconfident guys don't mix.ALL VAMP cept Jake&Ness.B-E EM-R JAS-A JAC-NES
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,968 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Edward Song by Lonewolf77 reviews
A song about Edward, his life, and the silliness that is Twilight,
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ode to Edward by ohhsnapex3 reviews
Just a silly poem I wrote for my English class. ;D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Edward - Complete
Emmett demonstrates a way of 'wooing' Bella? by lazywriter2009 reviews
Emmett heard the new song Can I Have this Dance and wants Edward to sing it to Bella! but, is this just singing or a charade game to Emmett?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Emmett - Complete
NOT ALL LOVE LASTS FOREVER by pseudoyou reviews
He was your first love. Your only love. But not because your love for him was undying, or never ending, or eternal. It was because you gave up your human existence for a fairytale life that was destined for failure. Not all love lasts forever. AU FUTURE.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Renewed by mysticpearl reviews
Bella gets turned and after Edward leaves her. 50 years later, Bella goes to Yale with best friend Lilly. One day, she's covering for Lilly at her mom's designer wedding shop, and well guess who showed up bring who along? Psst: starts wif T
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Bella, Edward
The wind carries you by Rain of Glass Shards reviews
New Moon *spoilers* What if Edward had not been stopped by Bella in time? What if the Volturi got to him? What if he never came back... forever? Angst, Character Death
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,121 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Jacob's Zit by Marie Elaine Cullen reviews
Jacob wakes up one day to find... A ZIT! Pure comedy one-shot... Random... but funny... I hope ...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Better Than I Love You by Shipper Friendly reviews
Bella and Edward fight for the first major time. How does it end?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cullen and The Toad by TaylorxxTwihard reviews
Odd Poem. For my amusement. Witness: The Cullen and The Toad. Edward and Bella. Rated T just in case? Reviews do make me smile.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
edward song by i love edward cullen a lot reviews
the wonderful song
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Edward - Complete
Getting Angry by xX Lovely Green Eyes Xx reviews
Bella blows up at Edward one day. EB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Marriage by Madame Meg reviews
“Also, as you may or may not know, if you don't use protection during sexual activities now a days, it can kill you. Let me clarify myself for you, Edward. I am that protection, and I will kill you.” Charlie sets some ‘rules’ for Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Charlie S., Edward - Complete
Hot Stuff by sillybella reviews
Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 142 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
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Did He Really Not Love Me? reviews
Esme comes to visit Bella during new moon and bella looks like hell. What will Esme do about this? Better than the summary!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Bella, Esme - Complete
Running reviews
Renesmee Cullen in a 19 years old and is running away from her family who seems to not understand her. How will her life go on her own without her family or her imprinter Jacob? Please give it a shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Shuttered reviews
Bella was murdered. Edward never came back but found a new mate. Now, The Cullen's have a new member of thier family and he seems to have to be involved with bella's... death...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Edward
Tearless reviews
Edward never came back in New Moon. After he left Victoria changed Bella and the Volturi forced Bella to marry Lucca, Aros son. What Happens when fait brings Edward and Bella back together?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,093 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Bella, Edward
Valentine's Day reviews
Based on the movie... sort of... OK No I Didn't See The Movie. Yes I Am Not Aloud To. But I Was Inspired By The Movie, So Deal With It Girls! Unless There Are Some Boys Among Twilight Fanfic... The World Will Never Know...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Bella
Did You reviews
Edward never came back in NM. 100 yrs later Bella is transformed and so is her real family and her freinds in Arizona. When they go to Sporks High, Edwards there and with a new love! I LOOVE THESE STORIES SO IM MAKING ONE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,052 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Complete
My Edward Song reviews
If you hate Edward I beg you not to read!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Edward - Complete
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