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I changed my Avatar :D Yes... I love monkeys... :3
I'm blonde girl and got the brains to match. I am from South Africa but moved to Bahrain, which is near to Dubai, so I got a little 'city-girl' and a little 'whatever, screw u-girl' in me but overall I'm nice (I think D:)
When it comes to movies, I love animation... I love other films too, just, the characters seem more THEM than an actor. They have their own looks and everything, so you feel closer to them. Lol, I just figured out why I love animation... O_o
btw, I go to a British school so I write in UK English, sorry if that bothers you
2nd btw, I'm open minded and will make friends with anyone! I have bundles of friends from all over the world, so don't jugde me 'cause of my country, I REALLY love different cultures and have friends from India, Trinidad, my BFF is from Pakistan and I got a friend from Nigeria, so PLEASE don't judge me like that! People always do T-T
Stories that haven't been posted yet/are in the making:
Quotes I love:
"I've eaten things that haven't complained this much!" - Diego, Ice Age
"Yeah that is pretty funny - HEY, SOMEONE'S MAKING DOUGHNUTS!!" - Purple, Invader Zim
Megamind: "I smell a hero!"
"OHHHH! MY GIANT BLUE HEAD!!!" - Megamind, Megamind
"You're fun ;)" - Megamind, Megamind
"It's not stupid, it's ADVANCED," - Purple, Invader Zim
Ozzy: "WEHOO! YEAH! Next time, I'll play the bad cop!"
"Attention, germs, you are surrounded. Uh huh, uh huh. Uh huh, uh huh, surrounded!" - Drix, Osmosis Jones
"You! Save the doughnuts!" - Red, Invader Zim
"No, no, no! Don't do that! That's the kinda stuff that'll make them shoot at you!" - Hogarth, Iron Giant
"You dare agree with me?! Prepare to meet your horrible doom!" - Zim, Invader Zim
"Shut your noise tube, Taco Human!" Zim, Invader Zim
"Did you see how strong I was? There's probably not a jar in this world I can't open!" - Susan, Monsters vs. Aliens
"I wish you were more consistent in your evil..." - Garreth, SA Idols
""YOU'RE ALL LATE FOR TEA! (throws tea cup at soliders)" Thack/March Hare, Alice in Wonderland
"I never get involved in politics..." - Cheshire cat/Chesh, Alice in Wonderland
"This drink... I like it... ANOTHER! (Smashes coffee mug onto the floor)" - Thor, Thor
Ones to live by:
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystey, but today is a gift, that is why they call it 'present'," - Oogway, Kung Fu Panda
"It's bad to kill, but it's not bad to die," - Hogarth, Iron Giant
Disclaimer: All the films and characters I use belong to their rightful owners. I DO NOT own them, and only own the fan fiction and made up characters. I do not gain any profit from the stories I write.
I have a dog who is CRAZY.
My friends call me Cinderella because I'm blonde, I have blue eyes, small feet and I'm always late.
I'm right-handed, but, when I go fishing, I suddenly turn left-handed and have to hold the fishing stick upside down to be able to reel a fish in. Oh yes, and I'm left handed when I open bottles.
I am a Pisces (born on the 7th of March, and don't you forget it! xD)
Song I am currently addicted to: 'In the Dark' by The Birthday Masacre
Bands/Musicians I am addicted to: Breaking Benjamin, Within Temptation, Framing Hanley, Red, Trading Yesterday, Poets of the Fall, Shinedown, Skillet, Three Days Grace, 30 secounds to Mars, Evanescence, Nightwish, The Birthday Masacre, Hurt, Hurts, Puddle of Mudd, Disturbed, Hollywood Undead, Plaebo, Linkin Park, The Parlotones, Prime Circle, Celtic Women, Two Steps from Hell, E.S. Posthumus, X-Ray Dog, ect.
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1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
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4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
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18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
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I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
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I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
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I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
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I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
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I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
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I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
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I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
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I think STRING ORCHESTRA is better than band, therefore I MUST be an out-of-date geek.
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I don't think VEGETARIANISM makes much sense, so I MUST think all vegetarians are hippies.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I don't like YAOI/YURI so I MUST be a homophobe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
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I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
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I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST believe in poligamy.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I have ASPERGER SYNDROME so I MUST be a reclusive weirdo.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I'm CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST hate gay people.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
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I SPOT AND CORRECT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
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Invader Zim Questionare: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an IZ Fan)
1. If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?
Zim's place, watching TV with Gir =D
2. Which IZ Character Would You Date?
hmmmm... most likely, Dib. He comes with all his crazy adventures and I think he's got a kind heart... well, compared to all the other characters he does, at least xD
3. Which IZ Character Is Your Best Friend?
Keef... lol, joking xD It would actually be GIR :)
4. Which IZ Character Do You Hate?
Moofy. She's a little bitch who I hope NEVER ends up stuck in my front garden...
5. Your Favorite IZ Episode?
Backseat drivers from beyond the stars... go Lard Nar!
6. Your Favorite IZ Character?
Oh... I really don't know... I CAN'T CHOOOOOSE! It's either Red or Zim... or maybe Lard Nar... or maybe GIR... I DON'T KNOW!!!!!
7. Favorite Almighty Tallest?
Red... he's somehow more addictive then Purple, don't ask me why, cuz he just is xD ...but I still love Pur! (gives Purple big hug) Just... not as much as Red... ;)
8. Zim walks up to you, what do you do?
ZIM! (gives him huge hug) I LOVE YOU ZIM!! (fangirl spazz)
9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?
I'd take Red for the following reasons: 1- I can force him to let me sit on his soliders so I can see over the crowd 2- Purple would be too busy getting snacks and by the time he's done with all that, the concert would've finished. I need someone to help me get the best view... and Red just seems... fit for the job... (evil smile)
10. You accidently got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?
The Tallest... I went a bit crazy on the ship again ^^" (am I the only one who thinks that the Massive is made to smash into a planet? It looks so... smashable O.O)
11. Zim asked you to help him repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question?
Zim... I love you but... (slaps Zim) OVER MY DEAD BODY YOU PERVERT!
12. Favorite IZ Pairing?
There are 3 couples that I actually like: RaTr, LNaTr and SaMIr. And my fav is Spork and Miyuki :D
13. You and the Tallest are on the Massive...?? (I don't know where this question is going!)
I'd eat doughnuts with them and have huge fangirl momments when Zim is on the Transmision... and I'd give Red a HUGE fangirl hug! ^^
14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?
Helping Dib spy on Zim. Someone's got to be Dib's side-kick
15. Favorite IZ Quote?
Oh, that's hard... how about in the first episode when GIR's first made... Purple: It's not stupid, it's ADVANCED! (it's my fav cuz whenever someone calls me stupid I say: I'm not stupid, I'm ADVANCED! and the face they give me is just too funny. It's like 'wtf? O_o' xDDDDD)
16. Favorite Zim Moment?
On the Massive.
Zim: (all in one breath and very VERY fast) Oh thank you, you've done the right thing, my Tallest, you won't be forgotten when I rule the universe, thanks for this amazing battle mech. BYEEEE!
17. Favorite Dib Moment?
In "Backseat drivers from beyond the stars"
Prof. Membrane: Son! There better not be any walking dead up there!
Dib: It's nothing to worry about dad... and I said I was sorry about that!
18. Favorite Tallest Moment?
In "Walk for your lives"
Purple: Now, if you just show us a little puppet show depicting how you plan to destroy the planet...
Slacks: Puppet show?
Red: Everyone likes puppets! Except you, it seems. YOU FAIL INSPECTION!
Purple: You get a... pumbling! ^_^
Slacks: (gets pumbled by random robotic arms)
Red: Happy Probing day Invader Slacks!
19. Favorite GIR Moment?
In "Invasion of the idiot dog brain"
Gir: Yes master?
Zim: GIR, I got your tacos
Gir: GIVE ME!
Zim: No, GIR
Gir: But I NEED tacos, I need them or I'll explode... that happens to me sometimes...
In 'Planet Jackers'
Zim: You didn't touch it? Something's wrong and it's not your fault?
GIR: I know, I'm scared too...
20. Favorite Random Moment?
In 'Invasion of the Idiot Dog Brain'
Zim: There were some glitches in the security system, but thanks to my masterful repair skills, they've all been eradicated. The fortress is now impenetrable, absolutely-
Purple: Um... who's that little person behind you?
Zim: What the-?!
Random kid's mum: There you are! What did I tell you about wondering off like that? Come on
Random kid: I MISEED YOU MUMMEH!
Purple: I'm glad it had a happy ending after all...
Red: Me too...
My top ten favourite Invader Zim episodes along with my favourite quote(s) from the episode:
1. Backseat drivers from Beyond the Stars (SEE?! I TOLD YOU IT WAS STUPID! WHY DO I KEEP LISTENNING TO YOU?! - Lard Nar) (I was the turky all along! - GIR)
2. The most horrible X-mas ever (I don't get it! Why does he want to take over the Earth SO badly? What does he have to gain, or to loose? And the machinations of his malfunctioning Santa suit COMPLETELY ELODE me - random kid)
3. The Nightmare begins (It's not stupid, it's ADVANCED - Purple)
4. Battle of the Planets (Purple: MAN you're ugly! Skoodge: And short ;D)
5. Abducted (Oh, look at him go! - 'Mary')
6. Vindicated! (Dib: (in disguise) Oh, they'll be super... they'll be so super that YOU'LL RULE THE DAY YOU EVER MESSED WITH PLANET EARTH! MUHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!! (transmission ends) Zim: ...He seemed like a happy guy)
7. Mysterious Mysteries (I don't have a favourite quote, sorry
8. Game Slave 2 (One of the rat-people: I was once a man... Dib: But you're a woman...)
9. Halloween Spectacular of Spooky Doom (You said... the monster said... oh never mind. I'm sane ya know? - Dib)
10. Zim eats waffles (Guess who made wafflessssssss? - GIR)
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