EldarWannabe
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Joined 05-07-02, id: 210515, Profile Updated: 10-05-09
Author has written 6 stories for Lord of the Rings, Fanfiction Poetry, Harry Potter, and Outsiders.

Well, it is official. I'm am so out of the fanfiction.net loop that it is ridiculous. I feel so old whenever I log in.

My fandoms are numerous and expanding, my time in which to write fanfiction less so. I am reading, even though I am not reviewing nearly enough.

Hysterically enough, I do have an ending to my HP fic planned out, and I think I'm just going to put it up one of these days. Meanwhile, I post occasionally drabbly-type things on my livejournal every once in a while (eldarwannabe.livejournal.com) and I'll be hanging around.

I'm leaving my old stuff up for posterity, but I'll be honest, some of it is pretty bad. I lack the skill of a graceful endings, and I was known to write a Mary Sue or two in my day. (or four, but who's counting?)

I have a few things stirring in the back of my mind, but no promises!

Anyway, I've been away from this site for so long that EVERYTHING has changed. Forgive my updating mistakes, and my possible etiquette errors. Just know that I'm here, I'm aware, and I'm reading some fanfic.

And to anyone who has ever favorite-ed me, even if they know me, you all rock. Thank you.

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Two Down by zevie reviews
Darry makes the rules. Soda listens... Most of the time, anyway. A Darry oneshot inspired by the WSOTTA June challenge. Set prenovel by a couple of months.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Darry C., Sodapop C. - Complete
The Weeping Wraith by Katharine Faith reviews
AU, bookmovieverse. A disastrous attack forces the Fellowshippers to follow different paths in order to fulfill the Quest. Beware the very, very tiny chapter... (wince)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 120,489 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/18/2005 - Published: 4/21/2002
Meetings of Marauders by Whiskey reviews
An accident with a time turner sends Fred into the era of the Marauders. Will he save the world by altering the course of events or throw it into a whole new age of chaos? Chapters 1 to 10 and 12 to 18 have been edited and reposted. 24.12.07
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 60,354 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 4/18/2005 - Published: 6/2/2003 - Sirius B., Fred W.
Fear No Darkness by Thundera Tiger reviews
The remaining members of the Fellowship are having a reunion, but their friends and allies aren't the only ones to show up. Chapter 30: Rescues, death, and industrial pollution. Possibly overcrowding, too...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 229,840 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/3/2005 - Published: 2/20/2002
What Grima would say by Sunsong reviews
R is for the first chapter. Rape, etc. It's 'would' as in 'wants to' say, not 'would' as in 'will' say. I've tried to keep Grima IN CHARACTER! This is an autobiography attempt. I've also tried to avoid slang. Saruman included. Etc.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,722 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/30/2004 - Published: 9/17/2002
The Hunting Trip by Ithilien reviews
--Complete-- Needing a break from their busy lives, our heroes travel to the wilds of Ithilien for a little relaxation, and perhaps some hunting. But there is evil in those woods, and unbeknownst to them, a grim adventure is about to occur. Post-ROTK.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 427,400 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/2/2003 - Published: 5/24/2002 - Legolas, Faramir - Complete
Promises Unbroken by Robin4 reviews
Sirius Black remained the Secret Keeper and everything he feared came to pass. Ten years later, James and Lily live, Harry attends Hogwarts, and Voldemort remains…yet the world is different and nothing is as it seems. AU, updated for HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 170,882 - Reviews: 2862 - Favs: 2,265 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 10/6/2003 - Published: 2/24/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Entling by Thalia Weaver reviews
This is a story using some neglected- and beautiful- parts of the canon. The child of a strange union must fulfill her destiny and make a terrible choice. (Erg. I stink at summaries...)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,433 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/13/2003 - Published: 5/10/2002
Brotherly Love by AfterEver reviews
Elladan/Elrohir, un-slash with a twist. The sons of Elrond are close as can be. When Elladan is willing to share more with others than Elrohir is willing to allow, jealousy, denial, a pillow fight, and a scantily-clad Elrond cameo commence. Spoof/humor
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 7/9/2003 - Published: 8/25/2002 - Elrond
ANTIDEPRESSANT FUNNESS! by randomwriter96 reviews
*CHAPTER 39 is here* A sillyfic! Pippin and Merry trying to lose weight. Legolas has narcissm problems. Aragorn's unloved. Gandalf's on Viagra. Frodo's an isolationist. Sam and Gimli appear sporadically. Bor's kind of dead. It's craziness really.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 51,179 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/18/2003 - Published: 3/17/2002
There And Back Again? by Thalia Weaver reviews
A girl wakes up in pre-LotR Rohan, and settles into life in Edoras; hopefully NOT a Mary-Sue, but let the canon be your guide. *bows to Tolkien*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,944 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/15/2003 - Published: 10/17/2002
The Mary Sues' Strike Back! by Millikov reviews
What happens when a whole horde of Mary Sues' gets dropped into Middle-earth? You don't want to know. Or do you? -Updated: chp 13-
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,505 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/28/2003 - Published: 8/19/2002 - Gimli, Sauron
A Little Nudge Out of the Door by Jocelyn reviews
Legolas's adventures as he comes of age as a warrior and learns life lessons: family bonds can endure anything, men are odd, dwarves are sometimes friendly, and true friendship is immortal. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 263,404 - Reviews: 1159 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/24/2002 - Published: 2/14/2002 - Legolas, Gandalf - Complete
Until the End of Days by misscam reviews
Dead ship in dead water, nothing where Valinor should be – merely a nightmare, or is something terribly, terribly wrong?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,368 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/5/2002 - Published: 2/27/2002 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1224 - Favs: 2,151 - Follows: 196 - Published: 1/8/2002
Monty Python and the Semi-Holy Grail by Neptune1 reviews
Let me guess: You`ve seen the movie 16 times but still hate the ending like me? Click here for the swallow`s perspective...
Monty Python - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/18/2000
Heart Of A Champion by Dannell Lites reviews
Even before he helped found the Legion Rokk Krinn was Cosmic Boy
Legion of Super Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,166 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/11/1999
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Visit from the State reviews
A social worker shows up to check on the Curtis household. Oneshot.
Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,848 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Two Bit M., Ponyboy C. - Complete
The Fear of a Werewolf reviews
So how exactly did the marauders figure out how Remus was a werewolf? A story about more then just the full moon, starring James Potter, Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew and Remus Lupin. (NO SLASH)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/5/2004 - Published: 1/14/2004 - James P., Sirius B.
Future of the Full Moon reviews
A third year moment for the marauders. What do you see when you look in the tea dregs of a werewolf...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/20/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Never A Dull Moment reviews
Samwise and co. go to visit an old friend... A year in Gondor with appearances by Elladan, Elrohir, Legolas, Gimli, Eomer and the whole Gondor crowd.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,712 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/19/2003 - Published: 3/26/2003 - Aragorn, Samwise G.
The Girl Looking in a Mirror reviews
More of an essay then a poem...the thoughts of the girl in the Norman Rockwell painting.
Fanfiction Poetry - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/17/2003
The Flame in the Ashes reviews
"2933-Arathorn the second slain. Gilraen takes Aragorn to Imladris. Elrond receives him as foster-son and gives him the name Estel (hope)..." Thus begins the life of Aragorn, heir of Isildur, last hope of the Dundain. This is his story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/30/2002 - Aragorn