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Joined 10-05-09, id: 2106320, Profile Updated: 12-20-09
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Hello.

MY NAME IS CALYPSO.

I write in capitals a lot because it's fun.

I joined FanFiction, because all my friends read the stuff on it and a couple post stories. I'm not really sure what they're called yet.
Anyhoo, I also joined FanFiction because I have an awesome fan fiction in my head.

AND BECAUSE UKITAKE IS SOOOO AWESOME.

He is my favourite anime character of all time. My friends think it's because I'm a gold-digger. Because, well, let's not go into that...
ALL of my friends think it's unhealthy, I'm back on Ukitake obsession now, but who wouldn't think he was wonderful?

I read all sorts of books, The Twilight Saga, Harry Potter, I can't really be bothered writing them all down. I hate anything mainstream.

I watch Bleach, the most awesome Anime ever. (Except for Sailor Moon) I used to watch Sailor Moon and CardCaptors when I was little. I'm up to episode six of D.Gray-Man. I just can't get into it, The main protagonist isn't supposed to cry.

I'm not really comfortable with Yaoi or Yuri, mostly because a large portion of my extended family are gay and elderly, so I am avoiding scarring myself for life.

I haven't actually posted anything yet, but that's a combination of my lazyness and chronic insecurity.

I can't abide poor spelling and grammatical errors, it makes me so angry.

I'm the kind of person who watches a murder mystery then spends the net few weeks staying away from pillows, rope, weapons of any description, and make other people eat my food before I do.

So I'm just a little bit paranoid.

Anyhoo, I'm hoping to post my fan fiction soon, so stay tuned and please comment on my works.

Calypso (Yes, it is really my name.)

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Why is it taking so long? by Cagallirocks reviews
When Rukia finds out she's pregnant after a party 2 months ago, she tries everything to hide it from Ichigo and her friends. But with her mood swings, leaving class more often and her sleeping longer than usual, Ichigo does some snooping to find out. This is an actual chapter! :D
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,394 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Rukia K., Ichigo K.
Right Where I Belong by bleachigo reviews
Ukitake is Aizen's captive after the Winter War battle, a prisoner in Las Noches. But this might not be a good thing for Aizen after all. If you like Ukitake, you'll like this story!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 76,618 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 9/21/2009 - S. Aizen, J. Ukitake - Complete
Gemini by MatsuMama reviews
Of all the drinking stories in Soul Society, theirs are by far the best. A Ukitake/Shunsui melange - laughter, tears, love, loss...everything BUT yaoi. I MEAN it, this fic is HET ONLY. An homage to my favorite two captains. Dedicated to Wilder. Enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 109,145 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 2/28/2009 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K.
Summer of the Dog by treacletart reviews
Forced to return home to his family the summer after his 5th year, Sirius Black gets his revenge by doing the one thing his family will despise the most: Spending all his time in the muggle world and with a muggle girl. Until there are consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,961 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Sirius B., OC
Transitions Between Good and Evil by Persistence reviews
Ichigo attended the Shinigami Academy along with Renji and Rukia, and after was placed in Squad 5 with captain Aizen. How will being close to the soon be traitor affect his judgment or will it?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 97,428 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Ichigo K., S. Aizen
Unexpected by Imaginary Peanut Butter reviews
Companion to 'Just Kids'. Lily's nineteen and has just discovered she's pregnant. She and James don't handle this particularly well. Rated for the Marauders' occasional use of bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Save Me, Kuchiki by Nathan J Xaxson reviews
II of III. A conspiracy could lead to legendary consequences. Ichigo's in trouble, and Rukia can't find Urahara to help her unravel the mystery. As the plot unfolds, Rukia finds herself at the center - can she save Soul Society from unknown fate?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,261 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Stolen Kisses by Kitsune Moonstar reviews
Thirty stories for Gin and Rangiku for the thirty kisses challenge.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 18,584 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - R. Matsumoto, G. Ichimaru - Complete
Insomnia by Gothic Wolfie reviews
Kyoko Yori has been finding it too difficult to sleep, plagued by a growing sense of uneasiness all centred around one 5th squad Lieutenant, set in TBTP i suck at summaries is more interesting than it sounds ShinjixOC rated T
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,320 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Shinji H. - Complete
Confusion by caitie88 reviews
SEQUAL TO SECRETS Set 5 years after main secrets story line. Akiko's life is good,she is an espada, Ulquiorra is showing his feelings slightly more, she has a fraccion but her first mission is dangerous, she is to become a shinigami. UlquxOCxRenji
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,820 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009
Save This For Kuchiki by Nathan J Xaxson reviews
I of III. "What kind of crazy power is this?" Renji wondered. "Rukia, what happened to you back there in Hueco Mundo?" Rukia is confronted with a painful past - but can she reach for her destiny and stand on her own? Or will another push her back down?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,971 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Rukia K., Kiyone K. - Complete
Wind by xXXx Wilder xXXx reviews
Ukitake's been snowed in. He's alone in his own quarters with a lonely stack of paperwork and a sorely tempting bed and the desire to do nothing but sleep. Talk about boredom....
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2009 - J. Ukitake - Complete
The Meaning of Flowers by feronia.wings reviews
Twenty-six hearts... thirteen flowers... one story to tell it all... Unrelated one-shots of some of the best pairings in Bleach, based on the symbols of the Gotei 13. Rated T to be safe.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,645 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 10/17/2009
velocity by SebonzaMitsuki27 reviews
ToushirouKarin. Aim for the goal, and don't look back, no matter what.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/14/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, Karin K. - Complete
OBSSESSION by shikinah reviews
She was becoming agressive.She is dangerous. But no one knew who she was. And now,everybody is a suspect.Rating may go up..
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Byakuya K.
51 WAYS TO PISS OFF HITSUGAYA TOUSHIRO! by Sharingan-Youkai reviews
What the title says!
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2009 - T. Hitsugaya - Complete
The Day After by ArizonaBay reviews
Ukitake/Unohana - Spoilers for 364
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2009 - J. Ukitake, R. Unohana - Complete
Idle Gossip by I'm Bread reviews
The Vizards don't talk.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Shinji H., Hiyori S. - Complete
Mashiro, the Watcher by I'm Bread reviews
Just an average afternoon with the Vizards.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2009 - [Mashiro, Kensei M.] - Complete
Forward by Nausicaa Smith reviews
The Vizard recover in hiding under Urahara's care after escaping from Soul Society.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Hiyori S., Shinji H.
Empathy by RukiLex reviews
Shinigami have different gifts. Karin didn't want to be her older brother; she wanted to find her own place in the Soul Society. This is the story of how Karin found her own way and her own life. Set ten years after the war with the Arrancar. HitsuKarin
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 59,340 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Karin K., T. Hitsugaya - Complete
The Truth about Climate Change by MatsuMama reviews
The REAL cause behind Global Warming is revealed! AND the reason why Yamamoto never gets a day off...Just, crack. Ukitake, Shunsui, Hitsugaya and Yama-jii. Written for nothing more than a silly little chuckle; no political agenda meant or implied. XD
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/11/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, J. Ukitake - Complete
A Rose by Any Other by MatsuMama reviews
War camps make for strange bedfellows. Now, if Rukia could only remember to call him by the correct name... IchiRuki, total crack. Language and implied copulation. One-shot. Enjoy! XD
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Like Water for Sake by MatsuMama reviews
The entire roster of Gotei 13 characters go drinking in the Real World. Can Matsumoto pair them off with the perfect drink? EVERYONE is in this. Drunken shenanigans abound! Knowledge of bar drinks a must! Bottoms up!
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Complete
The Birds and the Bees, Kenpachi style by MatsuMama reviews
Yachiru wants to know what grown-ups do when they're in love. Hilarity ensues! Oneshot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Yachiru K., K. Zaraki - Complete
The Perfect Wife by redbull07 reviews
Narcissa is the perfect wife, and Lucius knows this. He can't help but be intrigued with her. Dedicated to Boxter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Image by hadbeenworking reviews
There have been many portraits of Hisana. Only one remains
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Byakuya K., Hisana K. - Complete
The Price of Hope by MatsuMama reviews
Unohana discovers a mysterious young girl in Rukongai whose unique Healing abilites may spell hope or doom for Sereitei...and for Ukitake. UkixOC, UkiShun. Pre manga with foreshadowing of future characters and their origins, lots of cameos. Enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,289 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Shunsui K., J. Ukitake - Complete
Sitting Till The Sun Sets by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Soifon, Ukitake, and the empty hollow of the Shihouin house.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Suì-Fēng, J. Ukitake - Complete
Rooftop Musings: Burning Question by Infatuationbl reviews
Nanao has wanted to ask her taicho a simple question for the longest time... Shunsui X Nanao centric
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Nanao I., Shunsui K.
The Founders Four by Moony vs. Padfoot reviews
The story of the four Hogwarts founders, Rowena Ravenclaw, Helga Hufflepuff, Salazar Slytherin, and Godric Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2004
The Wife reviews
Salazar Slytherin's wife: not without her own turbulent past. Young, ill, and predjudiced, she arrives at Hogwarts. Little does she know, she will never leave... Soon she is sucked into a world of tangled relationships and confused futures.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,579 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Salazar S., OC