sarita.alex
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 10-06-09, id: 2106739, Profile Updated: 07-03-13
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

Slip of the Tongue by Mag68 reviews
A series of one shots in which I blatantly and unapologetically disregard realism and go straight to the smut. Some special moments that Lorelai and Luke shared over the years, that I felt could use a little something dirty, just for kicks.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 414,319 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Lorelai G., Luke D.
Meet The New Sheriff In Town by Bigdogz09 reviews
There's a new sheriff in Bon Temps and her name is Jo...she has Eric Northman's full attention.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 160,412 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Eric
White Blank Page by seastarr08 reviews
Sookie has an intimate encounter that changes her life in more ways than one. Pam/Sookie/Eric: Read A/N.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 1248 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
What Happened in Hawaii Stays in Hawaii by Two Guns and a Knife reviews
What really happened in Hawaii? Was there a fight? Who ended up in the hospital?Please note that this story is also named "Enough Nonsense Eighteen", and has nothing whatsoever to do with "Nonsense Nineteen". Theme Song: "Poker Face" by Lady Gaga
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 7,991 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
It's Your Song by SlackerDee reviews
Ten years ago Sookie Stackhouse and Alcide were the perfect couple. Then he left for Nashville to become a country music star and things fell apart. With so much history between them, will Sookie and Alcide be able to mend fences when he returns?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 114,128 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Alcide, Sookie
The Heat is in the Tools by Miss Construed reviews
Susannah Stackhouse was doing well on her five year plan. Only one more goal to accomplish - marry Bill Compton. Sit back and enjoy as one Mr. Alcide Herveaux throws a kink into that plan. AU/AH no Eric . Rated M for later chapters.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 103,928 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Alcide, Sookie - Complete
California Bound by ChanelAddict reviews
One angry washed up actor, one idealistic new director, both former child stars taking on Hollywood, and each other, all over again. Tension, Tantrums, and Tabloids await them both. A/U.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,514 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
The Good Wife by Fuzzy Minkerton reviews
AU story, actually more of a AR. A what if... life for Steph. All of your favorites are there, and still themselves I promise. Try it, you'll like it.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 76,295 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Stephanie P., Ranger M.
The Ex Factor : Edward & Bella by AngelAtTwilight reviews
Edward & Bella are exes. 4 years later, fate gives them a new hand by reuniting them together in their father's joint cabin, with the assistance of their clashing friends. How will it end? Hmm. *AH, OOC, A/L, Canon/Uncanon couples.*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 786,765 - Reviews: 9192 - Favs: 6,771 - Follows: 3,298 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ache for You by seastarr08 reviews
Canon/AU: Instead of being saved in DAG, Sookie disappeared from Eric's life, but continued to haunt his dreams. Thirty years later, he starts to realize what it all means.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,245 - Reviews: 2357 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Hot For Teacher by makesmyheadspin reviews
History teacher meets bartender on the last weekend before school starts. A night together leaves her wondering if he's the real deal. Imagine her surprise when the first day of school begins and Eric happens to be the new PE teacher. AH/Lemonlicious
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 60 - Words: 304,742 - Reviews: 2517 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Secrets That Kill by SlackerDee reviews
Jason Stackhouse returns home with a friend, Alcide. Sookie realizes that Alcide is the man she's been dreaming about. Interested in why she dreams about him and Jason's secret life, Sookie gets involved in a secret that could end up killing her.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 175,578 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Sookie, Alcide - Complete
Dead at Sea by seastarr08 reviews
AU/AH...Sort of. Sookie is on her way to America to marry a suitor, when there's a snag in her plans. A pirate snag, better known as the Northman.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,395 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Burning Down the House by Katertots reviews
Rachel Berry and Noah Puckerman have a fiery first encounter that leads to an unlikely friendship and maybe something more. Set in New York City, this future AU fic also features Rachel's friendship with Quinn and Kurt, and Puck's best friend, Finn.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,941 - Reviews: 1938 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Rachel B., Puck
House Of Flesh On Fire by FarDareisMai2 reviews
This is an AU/AH fic, inspired by some late night ficleting is that a word? over at the Sookieverse. Professor Northman teaches English at a distinguished liberal arts college. Sookie Stackhouse is an English major. Yeah, you know it's wrong.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 121,377 - Reviews: 2789 - Favs: 1,141 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Runway by Suki59 reviews
Sookie is the runway booker at an L.A. modeling agency. Eric Northman is a supermodel who's about to rock her world. AH, AU, OOC.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,396 - Reviews: 1552 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Over the Hills and Far Away by greenlemons reviews
After her carefully planned European trip is ruined because her boyfriend Bill is caught cheating, Sookie embarks on her own journey and runs into a handsome, Swedish man who spontaneously decides to accompany her on the trip. Eric/Sookie. AH.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,039 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Affirmation by mischievousmaya reviews
Eric and Sookie need to talk about their relationship - picks up a few weeks after the Were Reveal, but does not include anything else from Book 9. As usual, things do not go according to plan. M Rating for later chapters. A/U
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,236 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Eric, Sookie
Viking, Texas Ranger by pixiegiggles reviews
My entry for the Eric & Sookie: Cowboy Up! One shot contest.Panhandle justice takes a lemony twist when Texas Ranger Eric meets Sookie Stackhouse on a deserted, country road. Yee Haw!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,260 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Heroes and Hitmen by NorCrisp76 reviews
Cat and Bones are called for one last job: to prevent a hit in New Orleans on the vampire King of LA, Eric Northman, and his wife, Sookie. Pairings: E/S and B/C. Spoilers through SVM 9 and NH 4.
Crossover - Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries & Night Huntress series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,946 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Eric - Complete
Dead Wrong by Meg2 reviews
Follows Dead and Gone, spoilers all nine books, some short stories
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 100,409 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 145 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Sookie, Eric
Let Love In by Terri Botta reviews
Eric decides it's time for him and Sookie to come to an understanding.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 209,764 - Reviews: 1583 - Favs: 2,462 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
The Meeting by Adalind reviews
Janet comes to Trenton to check up on her characters. Ranger goes in the wind and leaves Tank, Lester & Bobby to set out to ruin Janet's plot lines, leaving a trail of chaos in their wake. Can the Merry Men save the day? Maybe not too cupcake friendly.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,260 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008
Oh Lately It's So Quiet by fancyjules reviews
Ranger’s POV, immediately following Lean Mean Thirteen. As I closed the door behind me and put my keys on the small counter, I thought my apartment felt more than quiet tonight – it felt empty. Like something was missing. Babe fic, COMPLETE.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,382 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Complete