yumeneko
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Joined 05-07-02, id: 210693
Author has written 28 stories for Weiss Kreuz, Chrono Cross, and Saiyuki.

Bow to the contributor who plans to take over the world... NOT!

I've risen from the dead... Ick. Dirt in my fingernails... Bleah... It's in my mouth, too.

"LETUM EDAX RERUM! Death that devours all things!"

Here's my frigging bio:

Name: Yume (More commonly known as Hibi. But that's actually my darker alter-ego)
Age: I won't tell! Anyway, I get one year older every year...
B-day: 8/24
Zodiac: Virgo (This is Hakkai's sign. You get the drill... I'm quite like him.) | Year of the Snake
Traumas: I have a tendency to be sensitive, so be careful.
Pet Peeves: Bad Grammar, Bad Style and *irk* Hakkai x Yaone
Likes: Good reviewers, reviewers who respect, people who know what they're doing.
Request: Please! I write parodies since I live a bleak, sorrowed life. I need to lighten up! So please respect that! Us authors have feelings too, y'know!
I am known to be a very kind and considerate girl. So please be kind to me, too.

Dialouge Of The Update:

Hibi: Kyuu! My dear Quietus has risen again! But I don't think the Immortality Saga will endure...
Qui: Well, at least you have the pairing to toy with...
Hibi: And indeed, I have (holds up a Sanzo and Hakkai voodoo doll)

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Had to be Fate by Shin Sankai reviews
One day a saru runs into a man with blazing emerald eyes at a restaurant where he and his guardian are eating. What happens when these three continue to meet? It has to be fate right? Note: Story is AU, Modern Times. Pairing: 83
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,144 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/26/2005 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Hakkai C., G. Sanzo - Complete
They Ask Me by O'Ylia reviews
Unexpected update Questions posed to the Sanzoikkou, their answers and their actual replies.
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/14/2004 - Published: 7/10/2003 - Complete
Weiß Kreuz Fairy Tales by Exileian reviews
Weiss and Schwarz take it upon themselves to write their own fanfiction. Pairings: As many as possible. Even ones you haven't heard of. Probably OOC, but we love that. Chapter 19 up: OMFG AN UPDATE :O ESCA! clapclap FLOW NE!
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,523 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/10/2003 - Published: 5/19/2002
In Season by silrayn silverwolf reviews
Male youkai go in season every 5000 years...*shounen ai, implied yaoi* Run, Sanzo, run! Hakkai's on his way, so's Gojyo and Goku, too. Surprise pairing...
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,897 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/27/2003 - Published: 8/4/2002
Uruwashiki Kamen no Shoutaijou by D-chan6 reviews
Mana and Klaha meet at a masked ball. Its love at first sight. ^_^ A lovely fic written by my dear friend Mana-chan and I. R&R please!! (I know its not really a crossover.. but there was nowhere else to put it >>)
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/22/2002
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Soul Shards reviews
Without a soul, one's body is useless. What if by chance, someone close to you was to lose his soul? How much would you give to have it back? (Sanzo Hakkai)
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2004
Au Revoir reviews
You have walked away from my arms... But I still hold on to the memory of you. Until that blissful day that I may sleep in them once more..." (songfic, Mild Hakkai Sanzo)
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/24/2004
The Illusion Incident reviews
Written for Sariyuki's 38 incidents challenge. As Hakkai slips into a sweet drowse, an unexpected someone appears to him. (83)
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6/3/2004
Distorca Trilogy Visual Kei AU reviews
A Saiyuki fic set in the glamour of good old Visual Kei. Hakkai is the guitarist and leader of the band "Distorca" and happens to notice a secret admirer of his. Will the Cinderella story repeat itself? (383, 3 parts, uncompleted)
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,902 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/3/2004 - Published: 3/6/2004
Immortality Saga Part 4: Classico Eterno
The snake is gone, romance is up, Hakkai's gone nuts and Doku's become... ghetto? What in heck are they doing? (SanzoXHakkai, OCXOC, a little bit of KouYao, GokuLirin & an unusual pairing)
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,618 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/22/2003 - Published: 8/29/2003
Not Gonna Get Us reviews
Sanzo runs away with a certain someone to hide a scandalous romance! (Not just your usual SanzoHakkai!) Some lime in Chpt. 3. OWARI DA!
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,755 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8/29/2003 - Published: 7/28/2003
Breaking Barriers reviews
"If at one point I felt like a girl... What would happen if it was turned upside down?" a lawyer and her client find a strange connection that binds them together (AU, Sanzo+Hakkai, SHOJOU-AI)
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/9/2003
Immortality Saga Part 3: Immortal reviews
Oh no... The end of the world is told to be brought about by the most unlikely person... Hakkai. Will everyone sacrifice Hakkai just for the safety of the world? Hakkai has turned antagonist and the fight is over!! But the saga will continue...
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,231 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8/9/2003 - Published: 5/18/2003
Be My Valentine reviews
Three sisters. One Valentine shop. Another cookbook, dilemma and a thousand dresses to choose from. (38, GokLin, KouYao and a weird Gojyo pairing ahead... um... Nevermind. Nyahahaha... 38's the only yaoi pair T_T)
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/7/2003 - Published: 2/13/2003
Where Do We Go From Here? reviews
The Journey has ended and the ikkou begin to go back to their former lives, but will Sanzo and Hakkai leave each other and forget?
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/5/2003
Drag Queen Of Doom reviews
This little Snow White spoof deals with wacky crossdressing queens, betraying henchmen, yaoi shots and lots of crazy stuff only a psycho can think of. It ain't over 'till the fat youkai sings!!
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,043 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6/3/2003 - Published: 4/14/2003
Immortality Saga Part 2: Fake Lips reviews
It starts off as a simple mystery of a controlled town, but as the story deepens, the Sanzo-ikkou find out it's not just the town involved... Is the story really over or will there be more revelations to be made on the "legacy"?
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,387 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5/18/2003 - Published: 4/20/2003
Lullaby reviews
Hush a bye... Don't you cry... Go to sleep, my little Goku... Whilst you sleep, Sanzo and me will have a mother-to-father conversation... By the way... That was Hakkai talking.
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5/10/2003
Behind It All reviews
What happens when you add all of yumeneko's OCs and the cast of Saiyuki into one room? You get mayhem and probably some cigarette-lovers and haters!
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 4/10/2003 - Published: 1/26/2003
Twisted Stomach reviews
Goku eats yellow noodles. Lirin eats spaghetti with meat sauce. Hakkai and Yaone scream in terror and there are two girls from heaven who are destined NOT TO GOOF OFF! Oro! Transverstites??
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,033 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/10/2003 - Published: 11/16/2002
Immortality Saga Part 1: Never Eternal reviews
Hakkai has died in a bloody battle with an unknown creature. Will Hakkai be revived? Sanzo fights to save him with the help of two unknown characters.
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,577 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/21/2003 - Published: 12/28/2002
Sanzo's comin' to town reviews
You better not pout, you better not swoon, you better not act stupid I'm tellin' you why... Sa-n-zo is comin' to town~! Oro! Here comes part 2! Elves in leather? I think so... SANZO!! OWARI!
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,602 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/2/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002
A Musical Day reviews
What happens when Weiss and Schwartz sing? Not to be read by those who love serious stuff and hate those who are treating squirrels badly... Now we're at the police station...
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/6/2002 - Published: 5/22/2002
Nine Orange Paper Planes reviews
Kanzeon Bosatsu's scattered nine paper planes... Wanna know the connection?? All pairing between Kougaiji-ikkou and Sanzo-ikkou here! (Update: Yaone/Kougaiji , Hakkai/Gojyo, Goku/Lirin)
Saiyuki - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 12/5/2002 - Published: 11/30/2002
Catch Me! reviews
Goku + Lirin. Real innocent romance here... *giggles* But I really say, it's the sweetest WAFF fic in my collection :) The two are dreaming about each other and end up together in the end *hearts, hearts*
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2002
Get A Cold, Get A Life reviews
In a faraway city... The one people call the mountain of cold... They say that deep inside there is warmth beyond belief, but what do our heroes find? Sanzo + Hakkai, Kougaiji + Yaone
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/20/2002
Chained reviews
A poem reflecting on Hakkai and Sanzo's relationship.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/9/2002
Shazai Wa Iranai reviews
Lots of OOC. I'd rather you'd read to find out. Sanzo + Hakkai
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/9/2002
Warau Kisetsu: Smiling Seasons reviews
Prelude to the Immortality Saga. 500 years have passed, the Sanzo-ikkou, Kougaiji and the rest have been reincarnated, but lookie loo, who has been thrown into the list of reincarnatees? R for Yaoi, Blasphemy, Violence and slight Hentai.
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,295 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 10/31/2002 - Published: 9/23/2002
Blossoms Of Blood 2 reviews
Ha ha! I removed the dreaded 2! The Sanzo-ikkou and Kougaiji's group stumble upon Japan where they meet an old friend. Loads of Sanzo+Hakkai and a very sad ending (with bgm!) Reccomended that you read the first one first. Beware of curse words...
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,602 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9/7/2002 - Published: 9/5/2002
Blossoms of Blood reviews
A story focused on Sanzo and Hakkai (mostly Hakkai), as the Sanzo-ikkou find two brunette siblings, they find a deeper meaning to family. Sequel is up rated R!
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,994 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8/16/2002 - Published: 8/10/2002
Between Squirrels, Bunnies and Angel-wannabes reviews
What happens when you have two playful demihumans and a pompadoured squirrel-like monster? Not to be read by those who hate the story of Chrono Cross to be screwed-up by these three. Lots of spoilers.
Chrono Cross - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5/27/2002 - Published: 5/25/2002
Summer Heat reviews
What happens if we throw Ken and Omi into a theatre class, let them have a teacher who looks like Crawford and have two very annoying classmates? Not to be read by rabid Omi, Ken and Crawford fans. Contains a slight yaoi, madness and hysterical laughing.
Weiss Kreuz - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,959 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5/15/2002 - Published: 5/10/2002