Author has written 17 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.
Hi, my name is Elizabeth, but you can call me Lizzy.
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Harry Potter, Starkid, Doctor Who, Sherlock BBC, Supernatural, Greek, Star Trek, Big Time Rush, High School Musical, Marvel, Spiderman, Avengers, Fantastic Four, Youtubers, Glee, Musicals (Broadway/West End/movies), Disney, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, DC, The Flash, Arrow, Nerdfighteria, TFIOS, Whedonverse, Dr Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Once Upon A Time, ... and others (I feel like there should be a lot more here).
McFly, McBusted, R5, Busted, Big Time Rush, Jonas Brothers, KISS, Chameleon Circuit, Charlie McDonnell, Ghost Town, Linkin Park, Team Starkid, Darren Criss, Musicals (Broadway/West End/movies), AC/DC, Troye Sivan, Alice Cooper, Green Day, Disney, Blink 182, Mark Salling, Carrie Fletcher, Ellie Goulding, Andy Grammer, Twenty One Pilots, ... and a lot more.
Ships that I sail:
-Drarry (Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter)-Harry Potter- OTP
-Fremione (Fred Weasley and Hermione Granger)-Harry Potter- OTP
-Wolfstar (Sirius Black and Remus Lupin)-Harry Potter- OTP
-Deamus (Dean Thomas and Seamus Finnigan)-Harry Potter
-Jeddy (James Sirius Potter and Teddy Lupin)-Harry Potter
-Scorbus (Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy)-Harry Potter
-Ronagog (Ron and Aragog)-Harry Potter (Me and my friend, WickedBanana, were talking about strange ships, this is an example)
-Drapple (Draco Malfoy and a Green Apple)-Harry Potter
-Jily (James Potter and Lily Evans)-Harry Potter
-Perciver (Percy Weasley and Oliver Wood)-Harry Potter
-Blaville (Blaise Zabini and Neville Longbottom)-Harry Potter
-Spirk (Spock and James Kirk)-Star Trek- OTP
-Chotty (Scotty and Chekov)-Star Trek
-Bike Chanderson (Blaine Anderson and Mike Chang)-Glee- OTP
-Sinn (Sam Evans and Finn Hudson)-Glee- OTP
-Puckel (Noah Puckerman and Kurt Hummel)-Glee
-Niff (Nick Duval and Jeff Sterling)-Glee
-Chyan (Chad Danforth and Ryan Evans)-High School Musical- OTP
-Kogan (Kendall Knight and Logan Mitchell)-Big Time Rush- OTP
-Jatie (James Diamond and Katie Knight)-Big Rime Rush
-Jarlos (James Diamond and Carlos Garcia)-Big Time Rush
-Destiel (Dean Winchester and Castiel)-Supernatural- OTP
-Sabriel (Sam Winchester and Gabriel)-Supernatural
-Phan (Phil 'AmazingPhil' Lester and Dan 'Danisnotonfire' Howell)-Youtubers- OTP
-Troyler (Troye Sivan and Tyler Oakley)-Youtubers
-Tronner (Troye Sivan and Connor Franta)-Youtubers-OTP
-KicktheStickz (Chris 'Crabstickz' Kendall and PJ 'KickthePJ' Ligouri)-Youtubers
-Ianthony (Ian Hecox and Anthony Padilla (Smosh)-Youtubers
-Pilly (Pat Sandora-Nastyn and Billy Sandora-Nastyn (BillyandPatVlog))- Youtubers
-Jenjamin Hook (Benjamin 'NineBrassMonkeys' Cook and Jack Howard)-Youtubers
-V-Squared (Vinny and Luke Vallincourt)-Youtubers
-Shoey (Shane Dawson and Joey Graceffa)-Youtubers
-Perrie (Carrie 'It'swaypastmybedtime' Fletcher and Pete 'Pete'sjams' Bucknell)-Youtubers
-Methan (Mark E Miller and Ethan Hethcote)- Youtubers
-Lemma (Luke 'Lukeisnotsexy' Cutforth and Emma Blackery)-Youtubers
-Jarlie (Charlie 'Charlieissocoollike' McDonnell and Jimmy 'Jimmy0010' Hill aka Cereal Time)-Youtubers
-Hingrid (Hannah 'MyHarto' Hart and Ingrid Nilsen)-Youtubers
-Gazel (Augustus 'Gus' Waters and Hazel Grace Lancaster)-The Fault in our Stars
-Johnlock (John Watson and Sherlock Holmes)-Sherlock BBC
-Lescroft (Detective Lestrade and Mycroft Holmes)-Sherlock BBC
-Stony (Tony Stark/Iron Man and Steve Rodgers/Captain America)-Marvel-OTP
-Pwen (Peter Parker and Gwen Stacy)-Marvel-OTP
-Thorki (Thor and Loki)-Marvel
-Fleter (Flash and Peter Parker)-Amazing Spiderman
-Ceath (Calvin Owens and Heath Anderson)-Greek- OTP
-Quirrellmort (Quirrell and Voldemort)-A Very Potter Musical (Starkid)- OTP
-SuperBat (Batman and Superman)-Holy Musical B@man (StarKid)- OTP
-Tootsie Megagirl (Tootsie Noodles and Megagirl)-Starship (Starkid)- OTP
-Firidge (Firenze and Dolores Umbridge)-A Very Potter Sequel (Starkid)
-Ms Dick (Ms Cooter and Dick)-Me and My Dick (Starkid)
-Channy (Chad Dylan Cooper and Sonny Monroe)-Sonny with a Chance
-Auslly (Austin Moon and Ally Dawson)- Austin and Ally
-Deztin (Austin Moon and Dez Wade)-Austin and Ally
-Thermoscovitz (Mia Thermopolis and Michael Moscovitz)-Princess Diaries
-Bangel (Buffy Summers and Angel)-Buffy the Vampire Slayer
-Skittles (Stiles Stillinski and Scott McCall)-Teen Wolf
-Emdrew (Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield)-Actors-OTP
-Rockliff (Rocky Lynch and Ellington Ratliff)-R5-OTP
-Rikurt (Riker Lynch and Curt Mega)-R5/Actors
-Pudd (Dougie Poynter and Harry Judd)-Mcfly-OTP
-Flones (Danny Jones and Tom Fletcher)-McFly
-Larry Stylinson (Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson)-One Direction
-Coliver (Connor Walsh and Oliver)-How To Get Away With Murder
-Bemmet (Bay Kennish and Emmett Blesdoe)- Switched at Birth
-Danny Zuko and Kenickie)-Grease
-Benj (Ben Trock and JJ Bush)-My friends in real life. Yes I know I'm weird.
And I'm sure there's a lot more, which I will probably add later once I remember them or I start shipping them.
You guys should check out my friends on Fanfiction:
WickedBanana-My friend with the strange ships
Bossgyu-My friend who is obssesed with everything Asian
Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is.
Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.
Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.
Professor Moody …presents the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a while.
Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to disagree
Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.
Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.
Draco Malfoy … disagrees.
Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.
Ron Weasley … is very afraid.
Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.
Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.
George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.
Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.
James Potter … doesn’t believe her.
Ginny Weasley...wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.
Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.
Sirius Black … was killed by drapery.
Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggleborn – screw the consequences.
Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane.
Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.
Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Lucius Mouthful’.
FAVOURITES IN HARRY POTTER
Female Character? Luna Lovegood
Male Character? Fred and George Weasley
Professor? Professor Remus John Lupin
Death Eater? Draco Malfoy (does he count, I'm not sure. If not then Bellatrix Lestrange)
Magical Creature? Hippogriffs
Spell? Bracium Emendo (I just love how Gilderoy Lockhart says it in the second movie)
Quote: Anything by Fred and George, some examples are:
'Hey, look – Harry's got a Weasley jumper, too!'
Fred and George were wearing blue jumpers, one with a large yellow F on it, the other with a large yellow G.
'Harry's is better than ours, though,' said Fred, holding up Harry's jumper. 'She obviously makes more of an effort if you're not family.'
'Why aren't you wearing yours, Ron?' George demanded. 'Come on, get it on, they're lovely and warm.'
'I hate maroon,' Ron moaned half-heartedly as he pulled it over his head.
'You haven't got a letter on yours,' George observed, 'I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid – we know
we're called Gred and Forge.'
“You can’t do it if I don’t cooperate, you need me to give you some hair.”
“Well, that’s that plan scuppered,” said George. “Obviously there’s no chance at all of us getting a bit of your hair unless you cooperate.”
“Yeah, thirteen of us against one bloke who’s not allowed to use magic; we’ve got no chance,” said Fred.
"How do you feel, Georgie?" whispered Mrs. Weasley.
George's fingers groped for the side of his head.
"Saintlike," he murmured.
"What's wrong with him?" croaked Fred, looking terrified. "Is his mind affected?"
"Saintlike," repeated George, opening his eyes and looking up at his brother. "You see... I'm holey. *Holey* Fred, geddit?
Mrs. Weasley sobbed harder than ever. Color flooded Fred's pale face.
"Pathetic," he told George. "Pathetic! With the whole wide world of ear-related humor before you, you go for *holey?*"
"Ah well," said George, grinning at his tear-soaked mother. "You'll be able to tell us apart now, anyway, Mum."
Now, you two – this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you've – you've blown up a toilet or –'
'Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet.'
'Great idea though, thanks, Mum.'
'Oh, that,' said Ginny, giggling. 'Well – Percy's got a girlfriend.'
Fred dropped a stack of books on George's head.
… 'You won't tease him, will you?' she added anxiously.
'Wouldn't dream of it,' said Fred, who was looking as if his birthday had come early.
'Definitely not,' said George, sniggering.
'What are Fred and I, next-door neighbours?' said George indignantly…
'So top grade's "O" for "Outstanding",' she was saying, 'and then there's "A" –'
No, "E",' George corrected her [Hermione, '"E" for "Exceeds Expectations". And I've always though Fred and I should've got "E" in everything, because we exceeded expectations just by turning up for the exams.
Of course, there are some other awesome quotes that were said by people other than the Weasley twins, like:
Ginny Weasley: Harry!
Harry Potter: Hi there.
[pauses waiting for a response from Ginny, then addresses Hermione]
Ron Weasley: Six months she hadn't see me, it's like I'm a Frankie First Year. I'm only her brother...
Seamus Finnigan: She's got lots of them, but there's only one Harry.
Ron Weasley: Shut up Seamus.
and others that I can't be bothered typing.
Movie? Chamber of Secrets
Hogwarts House? Hufflepuff (GO BADGERS!!!)
Place? Flourish and Blotts
Weasley? Fred and George
Couple? Do yo mean Canon or Non-Canon?
If Canon, James Potter and Lily Evans.
If Non-Canon, Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter
THIS OR THAT
Gryffindor or Slytherin? Gryffindor
Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff? Hufflepuff (Again, GO BADGERS!!!!)
Fred or George? Why would you make me choose, but... Fred
Ginny or Luna? Luna
Butterbeer or Firewhiskey? Butterbeer
Hogsmeade or Diagon Alley? Diagon Alley
Books or Movies? Books
Half-Blood Prince or Deathly Hallows? Deathly Hallows.
Philosopher’s Stone or Chamber of Secrets? Chamber of Secrets.
Snape or Slughorn? Slughorn
Lupin or Sirius? Sirius
Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione? Neither, I hate both of them
Lavender Brown or Parvati Patil? Parvati Patil
Seamus Finnigan or Dean Thomas? Seamus Finnigan (The irish accent...)
Kreacher or Dobby? Dobby
Muggleborn or Pureblood? Muggleborn
Dan Radcliffe or Rupert Grint? Rupert Grint
Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Narcissa Malfoy
Voldemort or Tom Riddle? Tom Riddle. Cause he's not as evil. Yes! I know they are the same person!
Hedwig or Crookshanks? Hedwig
My Harry Potter Stats:
House: Hufflepuff (GO BADGERS!)
Wand: Willow and Unicorn hair, 10 3/4 inches, slightly yielding (according to Pottermore)
Quidditch Position: Seeker
Animagus: A Bird of some sort
Patronus: Toad (according to a quiz I took)
Future Job: Shopkeeper at Flourish and Blotts or at Tomes and Scrolls
HP Character Most Compatible With: Luna Lovegood
HP Ship: Well...
Fremione (Fred Weasley/Hermione Granger)
Drarry (Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy)
Deamus (Dean Thomas/Seamus Finnigan)
Wolfstar (Sirius Black/Remus Lupin)
Jily (James Potter/Lily Evans)
Jeddy (James Sirius Potter/Teddy Lupin)
Scorbus (Scorpius Malfoy/Albus Severus Potter)
Perciver (Percy Weasley/Oliver Wood)
Favorite Teachers: Professor Lupin
Favorite Characters: Fred and George Weasley
Favorite Classes: Charms
…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….
….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…
...without all the red and gold crap.
…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…
…Who fought bravely to the very end….
…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…
…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…
… with many jokes…
...he's got forever to think of them, right?
…In Remembrance to Dobby…
…Who was more free and full of love…
...than any elf, and most humans.
….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….
...the last real Marauderer...
…who was not just a wonderful father…
….a incredible husband and brave hero…
...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.
….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…
…who died for ‘the greater good’…
...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.
…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….
…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…
...and scared the crap out of some kids too.
…In Remembrance of Tom Marvolo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….
…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…
…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end
…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…
…whose past and wisdom confused us…
…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…
…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...
...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…
… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!
She deserved everything she got and more.
…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…
…who we really didn't know too well…
…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…
…so he must’ve done something good…
…besides stalking Harry.
…In Remembrance of Hedwig…
...Harry actual first friend…
...who lived and died soaring.
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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS(or about to/want to), so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be to a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. (I hate hockey, but I love beavers although I've never actually seen one.)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist
If You Live In America, you post this (I used to live there for a few years)
Why America has some Issues
1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'
10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.
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YOUR GUY SIDE: (bold applies to me)
You love hoodies. You love jeans.Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team. Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck. You own/ed an X-Box. Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers as a kid. You watch sports on TV. Gory movies are cool! You go to your dad for advice. You own/ed like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy trousers are cool to wear. It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun. Talk with food in your mouth. Sleep with your socks on at night
YOUR GIRL SIDE: (bold applies to me)
You wear lip gloss/chapstick. You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You wear the color pink Go to your mom for advice. You consider cheerleading a sport. You hate wearing the color black. You like hanging out at the mall. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewelry. Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars. You were in gymnastics/dance. It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. You smile a lot more than you should. You have more than ten pairs of shoes. You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. You love the movies. Used to play with dolls as little kid. Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. Like being the star of everything.
(='.'=) This is Bunny.
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