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Hello Everyone!

Name: Not Important.

Age: Between 1 and 21

Location: Mars

Interesting and insane laws:

Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a 500 dollar fine. (Hmm... I'm not that sure all of the suicide terrorists will be scared off by that.)

It is illegal for horses to eat fire hydrants. (What... the...)

It is illegal to allow a dog to be in a public place without its master on a leash. (Whoever passed this law was obviously half-asleep.)

It is illegal to allow a pet cat to run loose without a taillight.

It is illegal to carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock. (Oh great. Looks like we'll have to wait an extra hour to have lunch then.)

It is illegal to drive a motor vehicle on city streets unless a man with a lantern is walking ahead of it. (In that case most of the world should be locked up in prison.)

It is illegal to eat in a place that is on fire. (I'm sure we'll all be thinking of our stomachs when the building's on fire.)

It is illegal to purchase an alcoholic beverage after midnight on Sunday, yet one may do so on Monday. (Makes sense if you think about it, but on first impression...)

It is illegal to purchase or use Sparklers in the city, yet you can buy fully disassembled automatic machine guns. (This might be better off in the "Only in America" section.)

It is illegal to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. (A pity. That's a novelty I'd pay money to see.)

It is illegal to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. (Strange, but not illogical until you take into account that there is no coastline at all in the state in which this is a law...)

It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep. (AHH! HELP! FIRE!)

The penalty for jumping off a building is death. (Whoever came up with this? We should give him a Nobel Prize for such a masterful logical conclusion.)

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Work Benefits by b.krumova reviews
Sleeping her way to the top was never Isabella's intention, but in an act of desperation, she agrees to a deal she never knew it would change her life. All Human. Drabble-ish.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 27,999 - Reviews: 1831 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 1,682 - Updated: 14h - Published: 4/1/2012 - Bella, Edward
A Mafia Romance by YaDiva reviews
Blaine is the son of a powerful crime boss. He has no intentions of joining the family business, especially since he finally has a gorgeous boyfriend named Kurt, but everyone else has other ideas. When Kurt gets caught in the middle, Blaine's true nature is unleashed. Like father, like son. Dark!Blaine. Features sex, violence, drug references, and heavy BDSM themes.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 217,915 - Reviews: 1353 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Let Me In by darrenchris6 reviews
AU story about Kurt and badboy!Blaine. There's not much else I can say without giving away the story, so...It's a multi-chapter fic R&R! Oh, it has also become sort of a multi-ship story...I hope that doesn't bother you...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 150,332 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A., Jeff, Nick
Merciless by LMRaven reviews
Ten years ago, he walked away from her and never looked back. Living a life of success, excess and dark passions, he has never been able to fill the cold void his heart had become until a twist of fate brings her to him again. This time, he won't let go of her so easily...not even when the darkness of their pasts threaten not only their love but their lives. AU/OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 136,698 - Reviews: 1626 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 1,712 - Updated: 6/19/2014 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Bella, Edward
No Ordinary Proposal by twilover76 reviews
Bella wants to escape her small-town life and live her dreams in New York. What happens when a man almost twice her age makes her an offer she can't refuse? AH/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 163,556 - Reviews: 10743 - Favs: 7,955 - Follows: 6,527 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Consequences Behind Secrets by one of eddie's girls reviews
Isabella's life might change after working for Edward, lawyer by day, fierce dom by night. Will he, however, be able to keep his hidden desires a secret from such a naturally submissive woman? Their hearts are put to the test in this dark, tragic tale of romance. Mature Content. If you're not old enough to vote, you're not old enough to read. OCC. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,364 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Black Silk Tie by sospecial21 reviews
Edward Cullen is a 28 year old billionaire with a taste for pleasure and pain. Bella just happens to get a job with his company and things get pretty interesting from there. Adult themes, AH AU, Bella and Edward and some d/s relationship...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 215,058 - Reviews: 3475 - Favs: 3,443 - Follows: 2,744 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edroar the Angry Lion by Tropical Sorbet reviews
Edroar the Angry Lion frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new massage therapist Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast? AH/AU OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,973 - Reviews: 3926 - Favs: 3,389 - Follows: 4,535 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Edward, Bella
Abreaction by andthestorytellerssay reviews
When Sebastian's illness comes to light, Kurt and Blaine begin the delicate task of helping put him back together, in more ways than one. (Warnings: mental illness, self-harm, OC character death, implied past dub-con) [Established Romantic!Sebklaine]
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,635 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A., Sebastian S.
Missing Persons by CountingCrow16 reviews
SEQUEL TO UNITED STATES OF KURT. Kurt finally sees the light at the end of the tunnel as he embarks on his senior year at Dalton with Blaine. He's ready for a normal life, with normal struggles and normal adventures. But when something happens that throws him off his guard, Kurt finds that a normal life isn't so easy to come by. Rated M for mature content. COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,236 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Take My Breath Away by brokenlovesong reviews
Blaine is a good boy, and he never wanted to fall in love with bad boy Kurt, but he can't help it. By mistake Kurt ends up having to take care of him after he suffers an asthma attack. After having spent hours together Kurt reveals he likes Blaine too. Now they need to figure out how to combine their so different lifestyles to be together - or if it's even possible.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 151,333 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
I've Been Looking for You Forever by Chloe Winchester reviews
AU Blaine Anderson is cruel, hard, unforgiving and abused, and the only thing that brings light to his life is a boy that can't even see it. BadBoy!Blaine Blind!Kurt written for Warblerinfections. M for language, SC and violence.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 63,006 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 1,567 - Follows: 1,762 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Proper Way to by IWatchTheRain reviews
The first time I met Kurt Hummel I realized something. Everyone lies, but not everyone does it because they choose to. M for cursing/sexual situations/Blaine's mind
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 130,818 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
The Blizzard by sheviking reviews
Bella is walking home during a blizzard and stumbles on a homeless man on the ground. Despite her better judgment she decides to save him from the cold, and the night turns into something she never expected. ON TEMP. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 168,232 - Reviews: 9257 - Favs: 7,516 - Follows: 7,683 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
Give Me Everything by whatwasthatbob reviews
Blaine Anderson graduated and moved to New York. One night he stumbles upon a BDSM club and finds his life changing. He meets a Dom named Sebastian and begins falling into the life easily. And then he meets Kurt, a strikingly beautiful Dom. Sebastian only dominates Blaine, refusing to become his Dom. Will Kurt be the key to Blaine's happiness or will Sebastian change his rules?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,637 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Lover From Hell by whatwasthatbob reviews
All summer long, Blaine has been plagued by dreams. Every night, he dreams about being tied to the bed by some sort of...sex demon. The demon looks mostly human, but controls him in every way possible. When he wakes up, he's sore and exhausted like he's spent the entire night being used, but otherwise has no evidence that his dreams are anything other than just that: dreams.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,789 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20096 - Favs: 11,698 - Follows: 6,907 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The White Swan Lodge by jarkin33 reviews
Tragedy led her there. Commitment forced him there. Can a place of beauty and solitude hold the fate they were both seeking…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,241 - Reviews: 2326 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
His Cimmerian View by WeeKittyAndTAT reviews
At 13 Bella is left to care for her siblings. 5yrs later she still struggles to provide for them. Edward is a professor at UW, who thinks all women are users and liars. When paths cross, what happens when Bella is just another female who lied. AH/OOC/18
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 341,980 - Reviews: 5315 - Favs: 2,819 - Follows: 2,088 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Time Changes by twiXlite reviews
Edward is the geek of Forks High. Favourite plaything of the 'populars' especially Bella Swan. When his family moves away and on their return to Forks Edward is not the same geeky boy who left. And the 'populars' have met their match with the new Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 92,959 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
A May to December Romance by Positively 4th Street reviews
My name is Isabella Swan and today, I signed a contract that would put me in the steel tight clutches of a man I didn't know, for four years. A girl's gotta pay for college somehow, right? AH. Come meet 'Sugar Daddy' Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 142,603 - Reviews: 7768 - Favs: 8,263 - Follows: 9,905 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
Sweat by nellie12 reviews
COMPLETE. Kurt was having a bad day until he found badboy!Blaine in the boy's locker room, furiously swinging at the school's punching bag. Sweat shouldn't be so attractive. They talk and get to know each other really, really well.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,587 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Human Sexuality 101 by rbsschess reviews
Prof. Cullen wonders if he has found his next submissive in his Human Sexuality class, but she has been right before him for years unnoticed. He finally sees her but will it be too late? My entry for the It Ain't All About Love & Sex Short Story Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 90,819 - Reviews: 1856 - Favs: 2,010 - Follows: 2,505 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Bella, Edward
Fuggiasco by kdc2239 reviews
Edward, homeless since age twelve is used to the gritty, hard life. Now twenty, his main goal is to make it in the world, and off the streets. What happens when a girl who seems to be broken beyond repair becomes his new shadow?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 166,725 - Reviews: 5452 - Favs: 4,730 - Follows: 3,020 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
For the Love of Alice by Isannah reviews
Bella is an English teacher. Edward Masen is Hollywood's talented but troubled up and coming actor. Can a terminally ill girl bring them together? Rated M for language and future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 234,159 - Reviews: 2099 - Favs: 1,885 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Is Not My Life by IsaKassees reviews
Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 315,889 - Reviews: 17374 - Favs: 10,023 - Follows: 4,605 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daddy's Little Girl reviews
A short sweet piece of Father/Daughter Bonding.AH.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
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