Author has written 9 stories for Star Wars, Sherlock Holmes, Lord of the Rings, Doctor Who, Trigun, and War of the Worlds.
Elen sila lumenn' omentielvo. I'm Karm Starkiller, as you can see. Karm is the main character in my first Star Wars fic and I decided to use her name for my pen name here on . Yes, Karm is rather a Mary Sue. I'll get around to re-writing that story one of these days...
I have a few multi-chapter fics up, but they're all coming along very slowly, if at all. Yes, I feel horribly guilty over it. *cries* I think oneshots and ficlets may be more my thing - they're easier to finish, and plus it makes me look like a prolific author if I have a bunch of little stories instead of a few long ones! ;)
I'm pleased to announce that I have a community called "Prince of the Halflings", containing only non-slashy fics about Pippin Took. I add pretty much any Pippin-centric story I enjoyed reading. There's some humor, some friendship, a little hurt/comfort and angst, but nothing too serious. I sort through the junk and slash so I need therapy afterwards and you don't!
My fandoms: J. R. R. Tolkien/Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Doctor Who, Sherlock Holmes, Case Closed/Detective Conan, Inuyasha (anime), Pirates of the Carribean, The Chronicles of Narnia
Favourite characters: The Doctor (all of him), Rose Tyler, Donna Noble, Rory Williams, Astrid Peth, Jenny, R2-D2, C-3PO, Mara Jade, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Han Solo, Qui-Gon Jinn, Sherlock Holmes, Dr. John Watson, Reepicheep, Peter, Aslan, Caspian, Bree, Hwin, Shasta, Puddleglum, Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, Pippin, Merry, Frodo, Sam, Aragorn, Eowyn, Elrond, Earendil, Luthien, Turin Turambar, Orome, Gandalf
Confessions: I'm scared of angel statues, Ringwraiths, thunderstorms, looking stupid in front of people, and I'm kinda scared of fear, which is very much possible. I fangirl David Tennant and Billy Boyd despite my best efforts not to. The reason I try very hard to not fangirl is because I'm really not interested in any kind of romance-y stuff, and I'm rather embarrassed about discovering that I have a weakness for skinny Scottish blokes. As absurd as Russell T. Davies got at times, I like his episodes better than Steven Moffat's. Go ahead and shoot me, I don't care. Moffat is a genius, but Doctor Who isn't as fun as it used to be IMHO.
Explanations of fanfiction terminology:
Slash: same-gender romance
Drabble: a mini-story 100 words long. Related words include 'trabble', or triple drabble of 300 words; double drabble, 200 words
Oneshot: a one-off short story posted as a single chapter. Related words include 'two-shot', which is a two-chapter story.
Mary Sue: Actually rather hard to define, but usually described as a female character of such perfection and beauty that you just want to puke. The Sue comes in many forms, such as the evil Dark Sue, the Long-lost Princess, the Champion of Repressed Women, and the Hot Guy's Soulmate. Usually a self-insert written by a hormonal teenaged girl.
Self-insert: A character who is basically a version of the person writing the story. Usually a Mary Sue. The term also refers to a story featuring a self-insert character.
Beta: a proofreader/editor; when used as a verb, to proofread a story for someone
Lemon: A smutty story written solely for the sake of being smutty.
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I have a one-time gift. A beautiful gift that many people are ridiculed for in this day and age. A precious gift that many people throw away. It's called "virginity", and I plan to not waste it on some jerk of a boyfriend who's just gonna dump me later. I choose to be faithful to my future husband, the man who will love me for the rest of my life, and to wait for the wedding day!! If you have chosen to save your one-time gift and are PROUD of your purity, paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Dearheart, Destiny J. Adams, Shotzee1881, ladychristythenoble, My Beautiful Ending, Arlothia, Karm Starkiller
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This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile, and don't just ignore this because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.'
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, Missy Werecat, Liza Taylor, toadflame, Leaf-Drifting-On-Wind, She-Who-Has-A-Very-Long-Name, Karm Starkiller
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Write down ten random characters. OCs allowed!
Actually, I'm going to use the first through tenth Doctors. If you don't watch Doctor Who you won't understand any of the following answers. If you do watch Doctor Who, you will probably have to check yourself into a hospital for excessive laughter.
Then ask the following questions~
What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Me: Ack! Doctor! Wait... You're the Doctor! Yes! Woohoo! But why couldn't you be 10? Where's the TARDIS? What's Susan's mother's name? Were you married, or was Susan's mother grown in a lab? Are you sure you can't come back for me when you're older, but look younger? Is your name the Doctor, or Doctor Who? Why does Susan have a human name? What's -- no, wait! Doctor, come back! I wanna come with you! Doctor? DOCTOR!
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Me: *shouting* Get out of here, Time Lord! Why can't you knock first, for Rassilon's sake! I'm gonna reverse your polarity and shove it down your dandified throat if you don't get out of here RIGHT NOW!
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Me: Roast beef and Yorkshire pudding, with celery sticks on the side... at least we'll know if there are any gases in the Praxis range present, with all this celery around. I'm just kidding, Doctor, it's fantastic.
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Me: *steals his patchwork coat and throws it into the ocean, snickering* Now you'll have to find something to wear that's less of an eyesore.
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
7: Oh, and by the way, it seems that I'm part of yourrrrr family.
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
8: I have to get out of here! Last time I was in a hospital, they killed me! You have to help me get out!
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
9: Stupid apes, you're all just a bunch of stupid apes!
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
Doctor, why are you ignoring me? Are you mad at me or something? It's not like I'm to blame for all the horrible fanfiction that's been written about you. I stick up for you all the time, and... oh. You found the notebook I keep hidden under my mattress, the one with "Do Not Let 10 See What You Wrote In This Notebook" written all over the cover. Um... *giggles weakly*
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
1: Dear me, there seem to be two serial killers hunting you down. *goes off on a long rambling monologue about serial killers throughout history*
You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Me: *weakly* I think I've broken something... I'm bleeding... *passes out*
It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
3: Happy birthday, young lady.
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
4: *comes up with something clever that involves a sonic screwdriver, a 12-foot-long wool scarf, a bag of jelly babies*
5 sees you about to do something that will make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Me: Oh look, it's Soandso! Just think, tomorrow at dinner he's going to--
You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:
1: What? Now see here, young lady, you can't go and marry me. I simply won't permit it!
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Me: *crying* Your future self dumped me!
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
9: Come on, you humans are capable of so much more than this!
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
10: What? What's so funny?
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Erm... the potential to be a wonderful chap, all of them?
You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?
3: I refuse to participate in this 'dating' business! *goes sulkily back to the TARDIS to reverse the polarity of something*
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
That's just sick. Did Jack Harkness write this quiz or something?
Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
O.O Wha-- how-- What in the name of Rassilon is going on here, Doctor?
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
What, it's doesn't look like Mel's hair, does it? *panics and runs to find a mirror*
Number 8 thinks he’ll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?
Um... doesn't the name Grace Holloway mean anything to you? You only kissed her three times. Besides, you don't need a girlfriend.*runs away and snickers*
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses his/her love by sending an email. Now what?
reads email* Oh Force, this wasn't supposed to happen. *types* Dear Doctor, DID YOU READ OVER THAT EMAIL BEFORE YOU SENT IT? Your traveling companion, Karm Starkiller.
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
Me: *keels over in shock*
Would 2 trust 5?
2: *eyes 5*
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
4: *is bored and pokes 10*
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
1: Do you know, I rather think I'd be good at chemistry.
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
They'd be too busy arguing to cook. Peri and Jo would roll their eyes and leave for a girl's night out.
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
9: You don't have any openings for a position that involves putting myself into mortal danger on a regular basis? No thanks, I like my death wish.
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
Me: Nooo! Not 5's golden retriever hair! Bad, bad 8!
9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
6: It's a blank sheet of paper.
10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
10: So I ended up falling in love with Rose and went all emo after she ended up in a parallel world.
1 accidentally kicked 10?
10: Oi! That hurt! *glares at 1*
2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
9: *shakes the message at 2* What were you thinking?!
5 and 6 did a workout together?
5: Can't we just go play a game of cricket instead of all this hassle?
6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
6: After all the times she's insulted my fashion sense, I don't think I want to go to Karm's birthday. Hmph!
7 won the lottery?
7: What would I want with the lottery, except when I arrange for someone to win it so they'll be out of the way? Hm... that gives me an idea... *scurries back to the TARDIS* Come along, Ace!
8 had quite a big secret?
8: All that snogging... Rassilon help me, I swear I didn't mean to do it, but something just came over me.
9 became a singer?
Me: Doctor, don't. Just... don't.
10 got a daughter?
He did. Although she was actually a modified clone, not a proper daughter. JENNY FOREVER!
What would 1 think of 2?
1: So you're my replacement, eh? A clown, a cosmic hobo! Hmph!
How would 3 greet 4?
3: So you're my replacement, hm? You're useless. All you do is run about looking silly with that absurd scarf of yours.
What would 4 envy about 5?
4: You're the first one of me to have proper fangirls.
What dream would 5 have about 6?
5: I'm never going to try to visualize my future incarnations again!
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
They're the same person, I'll give them that. Other than that... not much.
What would make 7 angry at 8?
7: Why couldn't you have left a note for me at some point, warning me to check the scanner before stepping out of the TARDIS into the middle of a gang fight!
What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
Nothing. 10 knows everything about 9.
What would make 10 scared of 1?
10: Help, he's threatening to hit me with that walking stick! *runs away*
How do you feel right now?
Loving the idea of the first through tenth Doctors meeting up... I think I might go read that epic "The Ten Doctors" webcomic again!
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