Karm Starkiller
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Joined 10-07-09, id: 2107685, Profile Updated: 05-31-11
Author has written 9 stories for Star Wars, Sherlock Holmes, Lord of the Rings, Doctor Who, Trigun, and War of the Worlds.

Elen sila lumenn' omentielvo. I'm Karm Starkiller, as you can see. Karm is the main character in my first Star Wars fic and I decided to use her name for my pen name here on FF.net. Yes, Karm is rather a Mary Sue. I'll get around to re-writing that story one of these days...

I have a few multi-chapter fics up, but they're all coming along very slowly, if at all. Yes, I feel horribly guilty over it. *cries* I think oneshots and ficlets may be more my thing - they're easier to finish, and plus it makes me look like a prolific author if I have a bunch of little stories instead of a few long ones! ;)

I'm pleased to announce that I have a community called "Prince of the Halflings", containing only non-slashy fics about Pippin Took. I add pretty much any Pippin-centric story I enjoyed reading. There's some humor, some friendship, a little hurt/comfort and angst, but nothing too serious. I sort through the junk and slash so I need therapy afterwards and you don't!

My fandoms: J. R. R. Tolkien/Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Doctor Who, Sherlock Holmes, Case Closed/Detective Conan, Inuyasha (anime), Pirates of the Carribean, The Chronicles of Narnia

Favourite characters: The Doctor (all of him), Rose Tyler, Donna Noble, Rory Williams, Astrid Peth, Jenny, R2-D2, C-3PO, Mara Jade, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Han Solo, Qui-Gon Jinn, Sherlock Holmes, Dr. John Watson, Reepicheep, Peter, Aslan, Caspian, Bree, Hwin, Shasta, Puddleglum, Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, Pippin, Merry, Frodo, Sam, Aragorn, Eowyn, Elrond, Earendil, Luthien, Turin Turambar, Orome, Gandalf

Confessions: I'm scared of angel statues, Ringwraiths, thunderstorms, looking stupid in front of people, and I'm kinda scared of fear, which is very much possible. I fangirl David Tennant and Billy Boyd despite my best efforts not to. The reason I try very hard to not fangirl is because I'm really not interested in any kind of romance-y stuff, and I'm rather embarrassed about discovering that I have a weakness for skinny Scottish blokes. As absurd as Russell T. Davies got at times, I like his episodes better than Steven Moffat's. Go ahead and shoot me, I don't care. Moffat is a genius, but Doctor Who isn't as fun as it used to be IMHO.

Explanations of fanfiction terminology:

Slash: same-gender romance

Drabble: a mini-story 100 words long. Related words include 'trabble', or triple drabble of 300 words; double drabble, 200 words

Oneshot: a one-off short story posted as a single chapter. Related words include 'two-shot', which is a two-chapter story.

Mary Sue: Actually rather hard to define, but usually described as a female character of such perfection and beauty that you just want to puke. The Sue comes in many forms, such as the evil Dark Sue, the Long-lost Princess, the Champion of Repressed Women, and the Hot Guy's Soulmate. Usually a self-insert written by a hormonal teenaged girl.

Self-insert: A character who is basically a version of the person writing the story. Usually a Mary Sue. The term also refers to a story featuring a self-insert character.

Beta: a proofreader/editor; when used as a verb, to proofread a story for someone

Lemon: A smutty story written solely for the sake of being smutty.

Send me a message if there's something you would like explained. :)

I, Karm Starkiller, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I enjoy, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

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Ways to annoy people at the cinema:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go "Eeeeeewww!" whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.
Dress like one of the characters. Talk to the actors on screen as if you really were that character.
Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.
Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.
Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.
Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)
Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.
Try to start a wave.
Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.
Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.
Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
Sing with the theme music.
At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.
Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"
Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"
Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.
Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.
Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"
Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"
Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"
Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.
Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.
Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.
Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end

Stuff to do on an elevator that WILL help your image, as in, your CRAZY image
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside, and ask, "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in one corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to open the doors, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open by themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them all to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at every floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises whenever someone else pushes a button.
10. Stare grinning at another person for a while, then say, "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square with chalk on the floor then say to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug with the other passengers. Tell them that you will
never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say that you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi, Greg. How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone bends to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend that you're a flight attendant, and review emergency exits with the other passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Yell,"Group hug!" and then enforce it.
23. Make race car noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congradulate all for being in the same lift as you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you just shup UP!"
26. Walk in with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!", then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring--don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say, "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, then say, "Is that your final answer?"
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask people what floor they want. When they answer, glare and say, "You should be ashamed of yourself!"
33. Ask loudly, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell different people that you can see their aura.
35. When the door closes, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long black cloak with a hood, stare at everyone, and in a deep voice announce: "It is time..."
38. Say your Majesty when anybody gets on.
39. Introduce yourself as Dark Lord of the Sith.
40. Announce that you're going to Olympus on the 6ooth floor because you didn't steal any lightening.
41. Try to make up and sing lyrics for the boring elevator music.
42. Try to start a My-Briefcase-is-better-than-yours contest.
43. Hold a ring and say "My... preciousss..."

I have a one-time gift. A beautiful gift that many people are ridiculed for in this day and age. A precious gift that many people throw away. It's called "virginity", and I plan to not waste it on some jerk of a boyfriend who's just gonna dump me later. I choose to be faithful to my future husband, the man who will love me for the rest of my life, and to wait for the wedding day!! If you have chosen to save your one-time gift and are PROUD of your purity, paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Dearheart, Destiny J. Adams, Shotzee1881, ladychristythenoble, My Beautiful Ending, Arlothia, Karm Starkiller

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy but I'm just random! If you are random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this to make it even longer.

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization page.

If you're obsessed with fan fiction, copy this to your profile.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would live in your local library, and never leave, copy this into your profile, and add your name to the list: Twilight's-Red-Moon, xxHopelessDreamerxx, The.Consumate.Critc, Metalstrike, Karm Starkiller

If you think Twilight has more fame than it's worth, copy this into your profile.

If you think Nemesis, Wolf, Blaze, and all the other real people in Therapy/Craziness ROCK, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this.

If you wish that fictional characters were real, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re.” If you’re one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you utterly loathe and despise Hannah Montana, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan, JediWolfMaster, EwanLuvr4Ever, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, Karm Starkiller

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303, Coco Gash Niccals, Isis the Sphinx, Karm Starkiller

Geeks are cool. Geeks are smart. It is written that the geeks shall inherit the Earth. If you are a geek and proud of it, copy this and paste it on your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile, and don't just ignore this because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.'

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, Missy Werecat, Liza Taylor, toadflame, Leaf-Drifting-On-Wind, She-Who-Has-A-Very-Long-Name, Karm Starkiller

I don't write slash! if you don't write slash, copy and paste this into your profile.

You may be obsessed with Star Wars if...
... your favorite book of the Bible is Luke.
... you refer to children as 'younglings,' elevators as 'turbolifts,' and bathrooms as 'refreshers.'
... you have looked for Ewoks when entering a wooded area.
... you address your teachers as "Master."
... you have attempted to use a glowstick as a miniature weapon.
... when an object was out of your reach, you have extended your hand toward it and expected it to come to you.
... you wave you hand in front of you to open automatic doors.
... you have quoted lines from the Star Wars movies unintentionally.
... you have ever attempted to perform a jung ma.
... you even know what a jung ma is.
... you have ever been surprised to open a refrigerator and find that the milk is not blue.
... you know how to write in Aurebesh.
... you have ever insulted someone by calling them 'sleemo.'
... you have painted or drawn a picture in which there are at least two suns in the sky.
... you understand any of this.

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was ipmorantt! Taht is so cool!

Write down ten random characters. OCs allowed!

Actually, I'm going to use the first through tenth Doctors. If you don't watch Doctor Who you won't understand any of the following answers. If you do watch Doctor Who, you will probably have to check yourself into a hospital for excessive laughter.

Then ask the following questions~

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Me: Ack! Doctor! Wait... You're the Doctor! Yes! Woohoo! But why couldn't you be 10? Where's the TARDIS? What's Susan's mother's name? Were you married, or was Susan's mother grown in a lab? Are you sure you can't come back for me when you're older, but look younger? Is your name the Doctor, or Doctor Who? Why does Susan have a human name? What's -- no, wait! Doctor, come back! I wanna come with you! Doctor? DOCTOR!

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Me: *shouting* Get out of here, Time Lord! Why can't you knock first, for Rassilon's sake! I'm gonna reverse your polarity and shove it down your dandified throat if you don't get out of here RIGHT NOW!

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Me: Roast beef and Yorkshire pudding, with celery sticks on the side... at least we'll know if there are any gases in the Praxis range present, with all this celery around. I'm just kidding, Doctor, it's fantastic.

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Me: *steals his patchwork coat and throws it into the ocean, snickering* Now you'll have to find something to wear that's less of an eyesore.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

7: Oh, and by the way, it seems that I'm part of yourrrrr family.
Me: Oh wow... how? *faints from the sheer awesomeness of the news*

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

8: I have to get out of here! Last time I was in a hospital, they killed me! You have to help me get out!
Me: Whoa, Doctor, take it easy. You're on the ground floor, climb out a window or something. You're the Doctor, for crying out loud, stop freaking out and think. Here's your sonic screwdriver, that should help.

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

9: Stupid apes, you're all just a bunch of stupid apes!
Me: *sighs and rolls eyes* Yes, Doctor, we know. Anything else you'd like to say?

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Doctor, why are you ignoring me? Are you mad at me or something? It's not like I'm to blame for all the horrible fanfiction that's been written about you. I stick up for you all the time, and... oh. You found the notebook I keep hidden under my mattress, the one with "Do Not Let 10 See What You Wrote In This Notebook" written all over the cover. Um... *giggles weakly*

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

1: Dear me, there seem to be two serial killers hunting you down. *goes off on a long rambling monologue about serial killers throughout history*
Me: For Rassilon's sake, Doctor! *stomps off into the TARDIS*

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Me: *weakly* I think I've broken something... I'm bleeding... *passes out*
2: Oh, my giddy aunt! She fainted at the sight of a few drops of her own blood! Jamie, carry her back to the TARDIS sick bay, there's a good fellow.

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

3: Happy birthday, young lady.
Me: Oh look, an intramolecular polarity phasing buffer. Just what I've always wanted... how do I turn it on?

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

4: *comes up with something clever that involves a sonic screwdriver, a 12-foot-long wool scarf, a bag of jelly babies*
Firemen: *gets me out of the house and put out the fire while the Doctor's trying to get his plan to work*

5 sees you about to do something that will make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Me: Oh look, it's Soandso! Just think, tomorrow at dinner he's going to--
5: *cuts me off* What splendid weather we're having. Perfect for a game of cricket. What do you say?
Me: Oops, me and my big time-traveling mouth. Cricket. Sure. What are the rules again?
5: *sigh*

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

1: What? Now see here, young lady, you can't go and marry me. I simply won't permit it!
Me: This is the fangirl's dream right here, but I really don't think it would work. At all. Um, Doctor, consider the engagement off as of right now.
10: Thank goodness, I was wondering how far you'd go before realizing that. Did you see those 10/Rose fanatics? The looks on their faces were priceless! *cracks up laughing*
Me: I know! *also cracks up laughing*

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Me: *crying* Your future self dumped me!
7: Oh, I'm terribly sorry. What do you say to visiting the Eye of Orion? That always makes me feel better about things.
Me: *sniffle* Okay.
Me, thinking: Yes! It worked! I got him to take me to the Eye of Orion!

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

9: Come on, you humans are capable of so much more than this!
Me: Oh, cut it out! You're not helping the concentration here!

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

10: What? What's so funny?
Me: *gasp* The next *chortle* question *snerk* on this quiz!
10: *reads* What? What?! WHAT?!
Me: *is still laughing*

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Erm... the potential to be a wonderful chap, all of them?

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?

3: I refuse to participate in this 'dating' business! *goes sulkily back to the TARDIS to reverse the polarity of something*
Me: O.o Oookay... so this means you're not going to take me to Gallifrey, I presume? So much for meeting the Doctor's parents.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

That's just sick. Did Jack Harkness write this quiz or something?

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

O.O Wha-- how-- What in the name of Rassilon is going on here, Doctor?

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

What, it's doesn't look like Mel's hair, does it? *panics and runs to find a mirror*

Number 8 thinks he’ll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?

Um... doesn't the name Grace Holloway mean anything to you? You only kissed her three times. Besides, you don't need a girlfriend.*runs away and snickers*

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses his/her love by sending an email. Now what?

reads email* Oh Force, this wasn't supposed to happen. *types* Dear Doctor, DID YOU READ OVER THAT EMAIL BEFORE YOU SENT IT? Your traveling companion, Karm Starkiller.

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Me: *keels over in shock*
1: Dear me!
10: Jack Harkness, I need to talk to you RIIIIIIGHT NOW!

Would 2 trust 5?

2: *eyes 5*
5: *eyes 2*
Me: Good grief, you're the same person. And you worked together in "The Five Doctors", so what's the big deal? *rolls eyes* Guys...

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

4: *is bored and pokes 10*
10: Aw, it's you! Brilliant! The coat, the hat, the scarf... Mind you, I can see why you wear that hat. Would you mind putting it back on?
Me: *steals 4's scarf while he's busy offering 10 a jelly baby*

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

1: Do you know, I rather think I'd be good at chemistry.
5: As long as I don't have to take that temporal physics class with the Master again, I don't particularly care.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

They'd be too busy arguing to cook. Peri and Jo would roll their eyes and leave for a girl's night out.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

9: You don't have any openings for a position that involves putting myself into mortal danger on a regular basis? No thanks, I like my death wish.
7: May I suggest that you regenerate soon and get over your survivor's guilt?
9: *glare*

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Me: Nooo! Not 5's golden retriever hair! Bad, bad 8!

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

6: It's a blank sheet of paper.
9: Yeah it is. So? *crosses his arms and looks 9-ish*

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

10: So I ended up falling in love with Rose and went all emo after she ended up in a parallel world.
9: Idiot... my replacement is an idiot.

1 accidentally kicked 10?

10: Oi! That hurt! *glares at 1*
1: Shouldn't you be worried about the fact that you just touched your timeline twin and could cause the universe to rip apart?!
10: You're the one who kicked me!

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

9: *shakes the message at 2* What were you thinking?!
2: Oh dear, this is very bad.

5 and 6 did a workout together?

5: Can't we just go play a game of cricket instead of all this hassle?
6: I refuse to be ordered about by Mel any more! *stomps off*

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

6: After all the times she's insulted my fashion sense, I don't think I want to go to Karm's birthday. Hmph!
Me: What fashion sense? You have less fashion sense than me, and that's saying a lot.

7 won the lottery?

7: What would I want with the lottery, except when I arrange for someone to win it so they'll be out of the way? Hm... that gives me an idea... *scurries back to the TARDIS* Come along, Ace!

8 had quite a big secret?

8: All that snogging... Rassilon help me, I swear I didn't mean to do it, but something just came over me.

9 became a singer?

Me: Doctor, don't. Just... don't.

10 got a daughter?

He did. Although she was actually a modified clone, not a proper daughter. JENNY FOREVER!

What would 1 think of 2?

1: So you're my replacement, eh? A clown, a cosmic hobo! Hmph!

How would 3 greet 4?

3: So you're my replacement, hm? You're useless. All you do is run about looking silly with that absurd scarf of yours.
4: Nice to see you again. Would you like a jelly baby?

What would 4 envy about 5?

4: You're the first one of me to have proper fangirls.
5: Do you really think that's a good thing?

What dream would 5 have about 6?

5: I'm never going to try to visualize my future incarnations again!

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

They're the same person, I'll give them that. Other than that... not much.

What would make 7 angry at 8?

7: Why couldn't you have left a note for me at some point, warning me to check the scanner before stepping out of the TARDIS into the middle of a gang fight!

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Nothing. 10 knows everything about 9.

What would make 10 scared of 1?

10: Help, he's threatening to hit me with that walking stick! *runs away*

How do you feel right now?

Loving the idea of the first through tenth Doctors meeting up... I think I might go read that epic "The Ten Doctors" webcomic again!

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Sherlock Holmes & The Lost Boys by Silvre Musgrave reviews
Sequel to A Study in Time. When some of the Irregulars go missing, Holmes calls on the assistance of Watson and "Mr. Danny Adams" to help track them down.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,450 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson
Craziness, Candy, Jedi Knights, and WHAT! by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
Wolf brings all of the Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, TMNT, and Harry Potter characters to Earth. Prepare for chaos and randomness! Obi-Wan's a fan fiction author? Yoda's a rock star? Hermione hates America? Not to mention few are sane.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 132,970 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
The Doctor Lies by Vilinye reviews
The Doctor lies about many things. But there are some things he doesn't lie about-because he never mentions them. 100 drabbles about the Time War. Maybe he's telling the truth, maybe not...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 100 - Words: 10,306 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Complete
The Hobbit, the Ring, and The Fellowship by INMH reviews
NarniaLOTR crossover. What if the Wardrobe Lucy Pevensie stepped through hadn't led to Narnia? What if it had led to Middle Earth, to the Shire? The Pevensies are drawn into the battle for Middle Earth. Will they survive to see their world again?
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 153,806 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 6/15/2006
Atlas by RJ FROST reviews
'That fool would have shouldered the world, if he'd been allowed to.' Vash can't come to terms with Legato's Death. Meryl tries to help him in the only way she knows how. WAFF/Comfort/ANGST. Please do R&R ! ONESHOT & COMPLETE.
Trigun - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,804 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Vash, Meryl - Complete
Father and Son by EsmeAmelia reviews
COMPLETE. An AU fic in which Anakin and Padme adopt baby Han. How will this reshape the destinies of the characters?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 101,415 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 4/22/2007 - [Han S., Leia O.] Luke S., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Understand by Celesma reviews
"More than anything else, Knives just wanted Vash to understand him." After the final battle, the twins have a conversation in the desert. One-shot, animeverse with a manga reference.
Trigun - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,974 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Knives, Vash - Complete
Aearwen's Little Bits by Aearwen22 reviews
Drabbles of exactly 100 or 200 words as counted by MS Word, no matter what FFN says. Sept 3 - "Conspiracy"
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 111 - Words: 13,768 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 11/8/2008
Patience with Patients by shirebound reviews
Five short, utterly silly ficlets! All of these unrelated scenes involve... a certain wizard. 1: Patience with Patients 2: The Truth Comes Out 3: A Three Hour Cruise 4: Valinor Virus 5: Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 9/18/2004 - Gandalf, Frodo B. - Complete
I've Got Mail by Dark Patrician reviews
What else could have been in the cube from "The Doctor's Wife"? What new adventures could the Doctor have gone on? Why are you bothering reading the summary? Its a short, fast, funny read, go for it.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Therapy by ThisMortalCoil reviews
In which General Grievous teaches a therapy class, Palpatine is a stalker, Anakin plays poker, Obi-Wan always needs to be rescued, and a smart aleck juvenile delinquent causes pure chaos!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 60,264 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Obi-Wan K., E. Palpatine - Complete
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Set by nomdeplume30 reviews
Jeremy and David are on their way to the set. They end up somewhere they don't expect. David gains some insight into his character. A Very Late response to Aleine Skyfire's challenge.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,350 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
I Chiril os Salod – The Lady of Shalott by dreamingfifi reviews
I translated Lord Alfred Tennyson's poem "The Lady of Shalott" into Sindarin, as if it was being sung by an Elf of Doriath. I managed to preserve the 8-beat meter and the rhyming-scheme of the original poem! Retranslated
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 7/25/2009
Look Your Age by princess addy reviews
Jenny meets someone else whose age and appearance don't match.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Jenny - Doctor's Daughter, Jack H. - Complete
The Doctor's Child by Vengeful reviews
It wasn't that he didn't know about babies or birth. He just hadn't expected that any child of his and Rose's could be so...normal. And bald. TenII/Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2010 - 10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T. - Complete
Homemade From Hell by Taranea reviews
Donna Noble is *hungry*, yet she still can't believe how that man is able to save her, the Earth, and sometimes the entire Universe on a regular basis, but nearly manages to kill himself in his own kitchen...Seasonal Doctor/Donna friendship chaos.:D
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,173 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/12/2010 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
A Tribute by x-Avarice-x reviews
Because this entire fandom has it all wrong. One-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Innocent by VFSNAKE reviews
Luke is accused of being an Imperial spy after the events of Bespin due to his time in absence and is interrogated for it by Madine in a very Imperial like fashion. Vader senses his son's pain and has sent the Noghri to retrieve him.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,049 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
A Study in Rum by Nytd reviews
One wicked and clever pirate. One singular and brilliant detective. One hundred and fifty years apart. An impossible meeting? Perhaps just improbable... Crossover with Pirates of the Caribbean.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,629 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
A New Fellowship of the Ring by Wizards-Pupil reviews
Faramir has a dream of Boromir's death by the Uruk-Hai. In a desperate attempt to save him he take his place at the council of Elrond. A look at what LOTR would have been like if Faramir was a member of the fellowship instead of Boromir. Now Complete
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 75 - Words: 101,639 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Faramir - Complete
Estel Tries On Hats by sylc reviews
Estel loses his favourite hat so Elrond takes him to Lindir the hatter to get a new one. My response to Shadow Maiden's challenge: "Write about Estel and he has try on something."
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Elrond, Aragorn - Complete
Second Chances by Aearwen22 reviews
A young, homeless woman finds help from a very unusual source. NOW COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,994 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Complete
Pirates of the Ring by Aelaer reviews
Complete. Jack, Gibbs, Anamaria, Will, and Elizabeth sail to Middle-earth; their presence can only have a direct impact on its future. POTC and LOTR. LOTR movie and book verse; follows canon established in first POTC film only.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 211,801 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Aragorn, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Tangled Webs by Rumrum reviews
Elrond is baffled when Imladris is plagued by a practical joke of the most colourful proportions. Glorfindel is first - obviously the culprit was not of the faint-hearted, but with the Spring Festival approaching, nothing else could go wrong - could it?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,464 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Elrond, Glorfindel - Complete
The Cusp of Victory by Kara's Aunty reviews
The Quest is minutes from completion. The West is moments from a hard-fought victory. Nothing can stop the inevitable now. Or can it? And can one devastated hobbit live with the consequences? A tale told in multiple drabbles. MEFA 2010 nominated.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,801 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Samwise G., Frodo B. - Complete
Doctor in the House by Mistress of the Knight reviews
The tenth Doctor has arrived but, due to a well intentioned time machine, will not be being nursed back to health in a London flat by Jackie Tyler. If House gets a hold of him though, he might be less grateful for this fact. Dr Who & House M.D. Crossover
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,249 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 3/25/2007 - 10th Doctor, G. House - Complete
The Two Brides by Diana Prallon reviews
"You envy her, because she knows him so well." A short piece about Amy finding out about Donna story.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, Donna N. - Complete
Ten Minus Five by reddwarfaddict reviews
A new type of foe is invading the Earth; a potential threat to humankind - but can the Doctor save the Earth when he's only five-years-old? [Whump: Ten / Minor: Rose]
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,637 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - 10th Doctor, Brigadier, Jack H., Rose T. - Complete
21 Ways to Annoy Sauron by ThisMortalCoil reviews
21 ways to annoy our favorite villain who can never find his ring. It seems that Sauron is going to need some headache medicine. Completed. And yes, this is NOT written in list format.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Sauron, Nazgul - Complete
A Promise of Heaven by TheMacUnleashed reviews
Her hair, black as ravens' wings. Her eyes, like swirling twilight. Her midi-chlorian count, 20,000. Her Master, Obi-Wan "perpetual headache" Kenobi. Her name? Rhiannon Moonfire... Mary-Sue parody fic.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,738 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
A Blond Dilemma by Arya Daeriel reviews
When Legolas and his father visit Imaldris, the twins and Aragorn realize that the Mirkwood elves and Glorfindel are the only blond haired elves in Imaldris. The sons of Elrond decide to help Legolas, Thranduil, and Glorfindel fit in!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Legolas, Elrohir - Complete
Bliss of Natchez, MS by LadyDoroAnne reviews
A young American falls into Middle Earth through Moria, and gets caught up in the greastest fantasy epic of all time. Meanwhile, the Fellowship members sort out a few of thier own problems. Not cliche, I promise! You'll seriously like it! Now complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 73,208 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Twelve Years and Four Psychiatrists by Sanguine Ink reviews
Why Amy needed four psychiatrists....cameos from Doctors 1-10.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
Ramona and the Blue Box by Primsong reviews
The Doctor finds himself in for an interesting afternoon when he and Romana land on Klickitat Street. Or was it Ramona? A lighthearted crossover with the classic Beverly Cleary series, including Ribsy.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Ramona Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,034 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - 4th Doctor, Ramona Q. - Complete
Impatience by TheMacUnleashed reviews
Nothing is ever simple, especially in war. But things are about to get considerably more complicated when two strangers arrive amidst a group of battle droids, bearing knowledge that could change the galaxy. Obi-Wan, Ten, Donna.
Crossover - Star Wars & Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,173 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/29/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Obi-Wan K., 10th Doctor - Complete
The Light of Pure Reason by Bixby the Footling Bat reviews
When Maggie Hill bought an old magnifying glass in London, she didn't expect to bring home the ghost of Sherlock Holmes. Now she's stuck with a sleuth only she can see, a roommate who doubts her sanity, and a detective agency she didn't know she wanted.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,277 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Sherlock Holmes
Peacemaker's Footsteps by Shadsie reviews
Rumors of Vash's death abounded. A hero-worshipping young gunman from Inepril took up Vash's look and name, determined not to let his legacy die. Join him on his journey in another man's boots as he learns a legend's scars and ultimately finds himself.
Trigun - Rated: K+ - English - Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Vash - Complete
Strange Bedfellows by charleygirl reviews
A temporal leak at Bannerman Road results in a strange encounter in Sarah Jane's attic.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
The Winner is a Loser by Spock Yard reviews
Captains James T. Kirk and Jack Sparrow argue over who is more obsessed with his ship. Oneshot. Reviewers get hypothetical cookies.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2008 - J. Kirk, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The Further Adventures of Handy the Wonder Clone by netgirly2k reviews
The Other!Doctor keeps a blog.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Complete
Imperial Edict No 1138 by frodogenic reviews
The Imperial Ministry of Communication attempts to regulate that swelling Holonet phenomenon, "fan fiction." Half a rant against bad fanfic, half a parody of the same, but all hilarious.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
Caring is Creepy by Kronoskingofthemonkeypeople reviews
DOCTOR WHO..HOUSE CROSSOVER. A patient is stuck by lighting but her only symptom is blindness. House finds it excruciatingly boring but who is this mysterious man in the pinstripe suit?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,030 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Complete
Time War Interlude by drox reviews
Fitz and the Eighth Doctor enjoy a short break from the Time War. On a planet with lovely acoustics. Rated for cigarette smoking. It's not a normal cigarette.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/8/2008 - 8th Doctor, Fitz K. - Complete
The Hand of Seth by charleygirl reviews
Late February, 1897. A family curse and a detective who refuses to admit he is ill cause concern for Watson...COMPLETE!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,864 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Complete With Water Slide by lawnmowerelf reviews
Fitz Kreiner has been kidnapped...again.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Fitz K. - Complete
The Man With No Name by Frostfyre7 reviews
He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,986 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 2,376 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
The Vault of Annúminas by shirebound reviews
A “Quarantined” sequel. Was it only a dream, or has Frodo glimpsed an ancient secret? Join Frodo, Aragorn, and Elladan on a journey to the ruins of Annúminas, to uncover the truth. Characters also include Bilbo and Sam. No slash, violence, profanity.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,352 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
A Mouse's Fellowship by Atarah Derek reviews
On the road to the Gap of Rohan, the Fellowship is joined by another traveler, on quest for his king. But this pintsized package of fury is, by far, the most unusual of teamates. Chronic procrastinitis and Master's Commission may result in slow updates.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,740 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Reepicheep
Things As They Should Be: By Legolas by mbus55 reviews
Legolas writes a fanfic and forces The Fellowship to listen. Warning: Characters will be made fun of. Lines will be changed. MarySues will die. Now complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 48,050 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Complete
Silent Knight by shirebound reviews
After the Coronation, Pippin falls ill. Aragorn’s visit to the young hobbit’s sickroom results in a conversation in which Pippin learns something new about the King, and realizes a very special bond they share.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Aragorn, Peregrin T. - Complete
Things As They Should Be: A Christmas Story by mbus55 reviews
During a get together for the holiday season our favorite characters are subjected to a fanfic wirtten by one of their own. Based on my other LOTR fanfic, Things As They Should Be: By Legolas, though it makes sense on its own.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
If You Should Die Before I Wake by PipMer reviews
After the battle at the Black Gate, Merry receives word of Pippin's condition. Despair and hope battle for Merry's spirit as he journeys to Pippin's side. My second fanfic please R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,974 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Vanity by kaitokitty reviews
In which Legolas has a bad hair day.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Pride and Prejudice: A Hobbit's Tale by Lillian C1 reviews
Complete! Five unwed sisters have little hopes of making a decent match in the rustic town of Bree. However, the distant stirrings of the War of the Ring lead to unexpected improvements in the local marriage market.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,339 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Complete
Of Elves and Their Love of Plants by kaitokitty reviews
Pippin and Merry find out how much Legolas really loves nature....At least...they think they do
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Complete
Pippin Says by kaitokitty reviews
The Fellowship is about to go crazy with boredom when one hobbit thinks of a brilliant idea. The story of a simple game gone...not so simple.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Complete
Welcome to Rivendell Mr Anderson by Snodgrass and Winkle reviews
Two is better than one...and when two sisters are combined, nothing can stop them. Sauron sends the Fellowship to modern times, but Barb and Em are there to help. Even when it means leaving home...for Middle Earth. NEW SUM! NOT A MARY SUE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 203,423 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/19/2006 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Haldir, Boromir
The Gospel According To Tolkien by Abigail the Jedi reviews
And yea, the Lord Tolkien, father of all that is good in the world, proclaimed unto the masses...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,193 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 10/4/2004
A Merry War by Elendiari22 reviews
The hobbits are bent on revenge when they learn that they were needlessly dragged through the Midgewater Marshes. A prank war with Aragorn ensues.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,353 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/18/2005 - Published: 6/20/2005 - Meriadoc B., Aragorn
Riding Lessons by ashlyns reviews
Oneshot. A funny look at what happens when Legolas tries to teach Gimli how to ride a horse on his own...with drastic consequences. Humerous, cute, please R and R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Rematch by Del Rion reviews
Gimli maybe lost the first round of the drinking contest,but he is going to make sure that won't happen again... Prequel to "Matching Again".
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Force Bond 1: Orphan by KittandChips reviews
AU After Owen and Beru are killed by a mysterious stranger, young Luke ends up as an orphan on Coruscant. It's a race against time as Obi-Wan struggles to find Luke before Vader realizes the boy is his son.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,831 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/16/2004 - Published: 7/9/2001 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Reflections of the Past by shirebound reviews
Sequel to “QUARANTINED”. A new addition to Bag End brings unexpected delight for Frodo, minor headaches for young Sam, and discovery of an artifact from the First Age that astonishes Aragorn. (NO sex, slash, violence, profanity) - COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,783 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
QUARANTINED by shirebound reviews
Late one night, Gandalf brings a very ill Ranger to the closest refuge, Bag End, knowing that Bilbo is immune to this illness... but Gandalf is unaware that a tweenager is now living there. NO slash, sex, profanity, violence
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,237 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/7/2003 - Published: 12/16/2002 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
Lord of the Who? by October reviews
LOTR meets Dr. Who... What more can I say?? ^^;
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,934 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/22/2002 - Published: 2/10/2002
The Taming of Shadowfax by October reviews
"Never before had any man mounted him, but I took him and I tamed him and so speedily he bore me..." Sounds a little too easy, doesn't it? How did Gandalf really tame Shadowfax? ^_^;
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/30/2002
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 2,228 - Follows: 207 - Published: 1/8/2002
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Breakfast Battles reviews
Takes place about a week after Vash defeated Knives. Vash, Meryl, and Milly must survive a morning with a homicidal but powerless maniac in the household. Oneshot made of crack and fluff.
Trigun - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Vash, Meryl - Complete
Shufflefic! reviews
Everyone seems to do one of these at some point - write a story based on the first song that plays when you hit "shuffle". Well, I did several, with more on the way. What else should a bored fangirl do? No, not that kind of fangirl. Just review already!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011
Goodbye reviews
During a lull in the Time War, the eighth Doctor takes a moment to say goodbye to Sarah Jane Smith - and Gallifrey. My tribute to Elisabeth Sladen.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/28/2011 - 8th Doctor, Sarah Jane S. - Complete
Does This Look Like Middle Earth to You? reviews
A fanfiction author and her little sister jump into the Lord of the Rings during the Council of Elrond. They have the power to control everything. Will chaos rule, or will some order remain? Includes minor non-LotR characters. Now on The Two Towers!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,171 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 6/1/2010
A Singular Set of People reviews
A collection of ficlets that will be updated whenever I write something for it. Inspired by various plot bunnies that have been niggling me for a while. Some based on Canon, others just plain silly. Will probably end up featuring most to all characters.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010
The Adventure of the Remarkable Client reviews
Plotless wanderings involving a Mr. Underhill and friends, who ask Sherlock Holmes if he will help them in their quest to destroy the Ring. Please R&R!
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,435 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Frodo B. - Complete
The Adventures of Karm Starkiller reviews
A 17-year-old Force-immune Earth girl wakes up one morning to find herself on Tatooine during the Imperial era. She joins the Rebel Alliance, with interesting results. Edit of my first Star Wars fanfic by the same name, please review.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,821 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Luke S.
Kisses, Kicks, and Pepper Spray reviews
Remember the scene in "Attack of the Clones" where Anakin and Padme kiss for the first time, on the balcony overlooking the Naboo lakes? What if the Senator didn't want to kiss? This is a short one-shot parody based on that idea. Please read and review!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Padmé Amidala, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
A study in Survival reviews
Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson, and a few surprise characters brave the Martian invasion of London. Please read and review! ON HOLD UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE - SORRY
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & War of the Worlds - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,654 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Sherlock Holmes
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