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UPDATED April 28th, 2014. - Added Blood Purity to the Discussion list. Also added in a bunch of "Paragraph_Break_" since the formatting won't allow me multiple spaces. Hopefully this is less headache inducing.

Hello to anyone viewing my profile!

Im a guy, 24 years old, names Charlie

I live in New york, and attended a small liberal arts college in MA. I graduated within the awesome major that is psychology! (Read: useless, as i will not be attending graduate school) Either way, the material was interesting and a challenge. And while it is not a passion of mine... I had no interest in ending up as a barista in Starbucks. Yes, that was directed towards English majors. Yes, that was a joke. Please keep reading.

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Think of this page...as more of an archive. Until i write some fics... if i do get around to doing that... this will just be a good place to store some stories that impressed me. I wont add a fic unless its really damn impressive...and this includes originality and writing style and punctuation, grammar, spelling ect. ALSO NOTE: I am talking about long fics, usually 100k words but maybe some 60-80k fics. I will occasionally make exceptions if the idea was good enough, but usually not. However, I have read some damned impressive one-shots that i will try and find and add. It is even harder to find the amazing one's as there are plenty of good ones, and even more mediocre and awful ones.

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Some Note about Fics in my Favorite List:

First of all, I am straight, and as such do not enjoy reading stories that depict the main characters being gay. While i do not give a shit about cannon in fanfic writing, and while i do not have anything against gay people (roomed with a gay guy in college for a year, and he became one of my best friends), i just cannot read those stories and enjoy them in any way shape or form. The only fics i will have on my Favorite list will be stories where the main characters are straight.

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Things I have noticed within the HP verse:

OK GUYS, THIS IS LONG. AND BY LONG, I MEAN LONG...BUT it's worth reading. I have put together some really interesting things in the sections below, and combined with my opinions, it should make for a very interesting, very entertaining, very worthwhile read. NOW, I get kind of agitated in some (read: most) of these posts. However, I make some very good points. Now, if you are a Harry Potter fanfiction author, you may have written a story using one or more of the things I point out that are, to use a polite term, ridiculous. If you take offense, good. It will get you brooding, which is thinking, which will inevitably lead to you realizing that these points are correct, which will lead to you writing better stories.

I have included a "Summary" at the bottom, and the bold letters in brackets correlate to the summary. I have also highlighted in BOLD what I feel are the main points. There is still important stuff that hasn't been highlighted, because really, I didn't want to make the entire page bold.

So, here we go:

Most of these ideas were added around January 2013.

- Hitwizard vs. Auror. First and foremost. Auror's are the equivalent of the FBI, while the Unspeakables are the CIA. HITWIZARDS ARE NOT LAW ENFORCEMENT! Hitwizard. Hitman. Say it with me. Hitwizard. Hitman. With me so far? A Hitwizad is a contract killer who is also a wizard. They are NOT the lower version of the Aurors. They are NOT the "police" to the Auror's "FBI". They. Are. Contract. Killers. Guns for hire. They are the best of the best, or they are dead when the auror's catch them. How no one besides Jbern (the best author on the site for the HP verse) has put this together is driving me mental. (A)

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- Remus Lupin. Maybe this is quite obvious, but does no one else find it quite odd that Remus Lupin is a werewolf, and that NO ONE, not in the books, not in fanfiction, comments on his name? I mean, sure, lupin is latin for wolf, that is quite obvious, but Remus is obvious a reference to Romulus and Remus, the two twins raised by wolves in Roman mythology, who each build cities before going to war with each other. Just something I would have thought more people would have picked up on. To top that off, Remus Lupin was infected by Fenrir Greyback, Fenrir referencing the old Norse wolf monster, and... well, Greyback references a grey wolf, I dunno. Either way, after reading over one hundred novel length HP stories on this cite not once have I seen any jokes made about Lupins name. Just a bit surprised. Oh, and Lupin's father must have thought himself hilarious to name his son Remus. Guess who's laughing now? Not Remus, he's dead. (B)

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- Another thing that really bothers me are the ages the professors, and parents were depicted being in the films. In the books, it's all but stated that wizards have a longer lifespan than non magicals. The only plausible way for this to happen would be if they age slower due to their cells aging slower, as people die when their cells stop functioning. If this were the case, then they would all LOOK younger as well. A thirty five Snape, Lupin, and Serius in the films look like they are fifty years old. They should look twenty. Ok, Ok. Snape has stress lines from being a spy, Lupin from being a werewolf, and Serius from prison. They still shouldn't look a day older than thirty five. Harry's parents should look like they are twenty two, as they died when they were twenty one or two. When he see's them via the connection to Voldemort's wand in movie four, they look like they are fifty. McGonagall is roughly seventy, so is Tom Riddle. Both should look like they are at most forty. Dumbledore looks was one hundred and ten years old. Looking seventy five-eighty seems reasonable. However, he was considered to be the most powerful wizard in his generation, and I think that he should have looked a bit younger. Narcissa Malfoy looked like a sixty year old woman with a lot of botox treatment, she was fourty five years old in book one, and as a pureblood with a ton of money and a stress free life, should have looked twenty five, thirty at the most. I just don't understand why they chose to use old actors, doesn't make much sense to me. (C)

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- Money Value in the HP verse. Ok, so, this REALLY REALLY annoys me. Gold coins the world over are made to weigh one ounce. The American Gold Eagle coin closed today at just under $1,400. The South African Krugerrand closed at the same price of $1,394.09. The Canadian Maple Leaf closed at ten dollars less. Six months ago, the coins were worth roughly $1,650-$1,700 dollars. The point is, gold fluctuates.

Now, lets go to the HP verse. Would goblins, master metal crafter and enchanter's make gold coins that were not pure? In a society where being a prominent pure blood means everything? Hell no. As such, the "cannon" exchange rate of $5 pounds is absurd. If that were the case, one would just buy as many Galleons as possible, melt them down, sell the gold, rinse and repeat and legally bring down the bank in a week. So, when someone says Harry or the Black family has sixty million Galleons in their vault? Well, thats absurd. That would be almost $90 BILLION U.S. Dollars. And I have seen higher amounts put down.

Second thing then, is that as we are told Harry's vault has a MOUNTAIN of Galleons in it, (and the movie shows a very nice amount), Harry is already a millionaire, probably worth more than 500 Million. Probably more. The whole "its just a trust vault" thing? Obviously not cannon, and obviously not needed. Just add that his parents left some odds and ends in the same vault and be done with it. You might say, well hmm, this brings up the problem that ONE Galleon is worth SEVENTEEN Sickles. And obviously, Seventeen Pure Silver Coins (worth roughly ONE U.S. Dollar each) does not equal a Galleon. It's absurd. And on top of that, TWENTY NINE Pure Copper coins does not equal a Sickle. The United States prints pennies for more than one cent each, i'm not sure of the total value, but twenty nine pennies does not equal a silver dollar. Seventeen silver dollars do not equal $1,400 dollars. So, in the end, the problem is that JK Rowling has created an absolutely absurd monetary system that does not work. As such, MOST people decide to reduce the value of the Galleon to five dollars, or so. As we have just discussed, I will take ALL your galleons for ALL my sickles at that point. Thank you sir. What I think makes more sense is to add to your story that while Gold is Gold in both the magical and non magical worlds, the Goblins have found a special type of "True Silver" and "True Copper" or some other such bullshit. Make the Galleon divide CORRECTLY into 17 sickles, (or hell, make it twenty), at $50-70 dollars a coin, and then the Knuts can be worth $2-4 dollars each. (D)

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-Further absurdities with the money issue.

Point of fact ONE: Ron Weasley was really REALLY impressed with the fact Harry had a Galleon on him in the Hogwarts Express. While yes, he was from a somewhat poor (compared to the other pureblood's) family, and an eleven year old to boot, Ron definitely made it out to be a Big Deal. Capital B and D.

Point of fact TWO: Wands only cost SEVEN... read it again, SEVEN Galleons. Now hold on a bit. Arthur Weasley was the HEAD of a department in the Ministry of Magic. Not a really important department, but still the head. As such, it would be EXPECTED that he had a SALERY, not a WAGE. Now, I KNOW he has seven kids. But TWO are out of Hogwarts with their own jobs. And as they are not paying monthlies for their house, land, water, heating, whatever the fuck else, all he has to do is pay for food, school supplies, other supplies that he needs for home living, and excess. Unless Hogwarts is charging an ungodly amount per year for tuition, Mr. Weasley should EASILY be able to pay for a new wand for Ron, and new clothes for all of his family if a Galleon is only five dollars. A wand costs seven Galleons. Not being able to pay thirty five dollars for a wand that will hopefully never be replaced is stupid, especially with the Weasley's situation. If, on the other hand, the wand costs several THOUSAND dollars (which as a ONE TIME INVESTMENT for the rest of your life (read: over one hundred years) it SHOULD), then I can understand the problem.

Which brings us to point of fact THREE: The Weasley's are clearly portrayed as much poorer than they really should be. I understand that they don't have Old Money. Fine. Mr. Weasley still has (what should be) a well paying job. He doesn't have taxes to pay. All his appliance and house maintenance is free via magic. I feel as if JK Rowling just portrayed them as poorer than they should be to A) relate to Harry (read: plot device), B) fuel Ron's jealousy issues (read: plot device), and C) because she wasn't really thinking (read: everyone makes mistakes, but... plot device). (E)

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- Next thing to talk about is... GOBLINS! Ok, people, I know a select few of you understand this, but most do NOT so here we go. Harry Potter... wait for it... is NOT the first person to be polite to a Goblin, in the books, or in fanfiction. The Goblin Nation is NOT going to bend down, on hands and knees, and suck up to him just because he treated them like people. It's absurd. Muggle born's have been going to Hogwarts since it's creation in 1000 something A.D. I refuse, REFUSE, to believe that Harry Potter was the FIRST person to EVER be polite to a Goblin. No.

Point TWO on the Goblin issue. Goblin wars. Ok, so, SOMETHING fishy is going on here. WHY would Wizards, having bad relation's with Goblins due to wars, ALLOW the Goblin's to be in charge of their finances. Answer? Because JK Rowling wasn't thinking and thought Goblin's running a bank would be cool. Realistically? Because the Wizards lost the war's and the Goblins wanted control of the finances in order for there to be peace, and in order to stop any further wars from happening. One might say.. HEY! This is a good reason why no one besides Harry has been polite to a Goblin! Nope. Justin Finch-Fletchly's parents are very wealthy non magical businessmen. Harry clearly was late to Diagon Alley, and even if, hypothetically, Harry could have been the first to be polite to one, Justin and his family would have been there before him since Harry got his letter weeks late. And obviously Justin's family would have been polite. And FURTHERMORE would have impressed the Goblins with their business savvy, and wealth. Possibly. Either Way, it's a dumb concept. Will I concede that some of the pureblood supremacists are rude to the goblins? Yes. Behind their backs. They arn't dumb, and wouldn't insult the person managing their money to their faces. Obviously. (F)

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- Voldemort and his crew. Ok so, I hate it when people write a passive Voldemort. It's boring. Having Harry spend the entire story training, and then having him fight the death eaters, and finally a confrontation with Voldemort who has done nothing worthwhile up to that point is boring. Doesn't matter what superpower/special magic skill/1000 different animagus ability you throw in. It's boring.

You want the perfect Voldemort? Read "To Fight The Coming Darkness" by Jbern. He is, without a doubt, the best Harry Potter fanfiction writer on this site. You don't agree? You will when you read his stories. The idea's he comes up with are all original, well executed, and well written. Fight scenes are uncluttered and flow well. Characters progress perfectly. Character bashing? No. Waste of writing potential. Plug over, back to the discussion. This is kind of personal preference, and I know JK didn't portray Voldemort as such, but I dislike thinking of him as a maniac. I think Voldemort's original goal was to be a revolutionary. I know he was a half-blood, and that the books say he was insane and cruel, etc. But it is much more fun and thought provoking to read him as someone working towards a goal he believes in fully. Cruel, sadistic, insane looser vs. motivated, well spoken, powerful, no nonsense. Obviously the first one is more stereotypical bad guy, and the second one makes for a better read. As far as his Death Eater's go, we don't have much information. We have maybe twenty-five ish confirmed names. Powerful wizards and witches both magically and politically. I don't think Voldemort would have gained many followers from being batshit insane, torturing his followers whenever they fucked up. Well, again, it really depends on how you think of the Death Eaters. I prefer both sides fighting for what they believe in, with the realization that both sides are people with flaws. The Stereotypical bad guys vs Stereotypical good guys can be fun to read, and even done well, but I think realism makes for a better story. I can't really give more than an opinion on this, unlike my other HP verse problems, but that is my preference. (G)

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- Character Bashing. Character Bashing is one thing and one thing only. Mediocrity. At best it gives cheap laughs, at worse it's a waste of time to read. In either way, it is a lack of writing skill. It's used as a way to cover up a lack of plot, a lack of being able to develop characters well, a lack of maturity in your writing, and a cheap way to make the main character look better. It's funny the first time you read it when you first start reading HP fiction. It gets boring fast.

You don't like Ron Weasley? Great, neither do I. So, if YOU don't like him, and I don't like him, WHY do you need to bring him into every other scene just to make him look like an idiot? Instead, develop your other characters that are actually relevant to the plot, and actually work on improving your writing. I've noticed that the characters that get "bashed" the most are easily Ron, Ginny, Dumbledore and Snape. Sometimes McGonagall, Hermione and Flitwick. I just don't get it. They all have character flaws. Instead of breaking them MORE by bashing them, fix them like you fixed the main character's you are writing about. Or don't. Just write them out.

For Ron and Ginny, if you don't like them (I don't), write them out. They are minor character's in most fics, don't waste time with them, just deal with them and move on.

For Dumbledore... this is gonna take a bit. I understand that JK made Dumbledore do a lot of dumb stuff from one point of view, but on the other hand he is such a badass character to work with that I just don't understand why people DON'T use him. Evil Dumbledore is boring. Useless Dumbledore is worse. Why did he leave Harry on the doorstep November 1st? Who says he didn't put a compulsion charm on the basket for the Dursley's to take him in. Who says he didn't put a warming spell on the basket? No one. Yes, the Dursley's are terrible people, how could Dumbledore do that?!?? Ok well, A) contrary to most depictions of them, they did not beat Harry. Neglect? Emotional Beatdowns? Overworking on chores? Minor Starvation? Yes. They were terrible people and should be locked up. However, Just because Voldemort "died" does not mean that his Death Eater's were gone. I'm pretty sure Dumbledore knew what Harry was getting in to, but the sad story was was that there was no one that Dumbledore trusted more than the Blood Wards Lilly's death created to keep Harry safe. Dumbledore himself was way too busy to deal with Harry. Dumbledore being busy with the ICW, Wizengamot, Hogwarts, and anything other number of the hundreds of things he could be doing, and NOT being able to take care of Harry does not make him a bad person. Harry wasn't his responsibility. He was Sirius's. And Serius obviously thought revenge was more important than taking care of his best friends kid. There are another hundred arguement's i'm not going to get in to, some of them are not defendable from Dumbledore's side, like not checking up on Harry at least once a year, some of them are ridiculous as people just want to bash him. But it's fanfiction. Change it up. Make Dumbledore a good guy, and a badass wizard. It's done so rarely that if you pull it off right you will have a kickass story.

As far as Snape goes... Sirius, Lupin, Pettigrew, and James Potter in today's school system would be in jail or juvy. Snape was a product of child abuse (his father ran his mother out and beat him), with one friend in the world. James Potter and crew did everything they could to make Snape miserable. In real life, Snape might have killed himself or shot up the school from what they did to him. There really is no way to justify the actions of the Marauders. Snape was friends and liked Lily. She liked him back. James was jealous (and honestly was probably spouting the pureblood dogma that half-bloods are below him to justify his actions). Sirius had a problem with Slytherins due to his family's problems. They teamed up to make Snape's life Hell, and it worked fifth year. Snape didn't kill himself, he didn't shoot up the school. No. He was driven into the Death Eater's, looking for acceptance because of James Potter and Crew's actions making him miserable. Yea, his attitude sucks, but bashing him is completely unfair. (H) Much more on Dumbledore below. If I have to be the only one who tries to stomp out this ridiculous Dumbledore bashing movement, I will do my damn best to try.

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UPDATE JULY 2013.

- Lily Potter Ok, a few things here. First off, Lily Potter was supposed to be one of the smartest, most gifted, witches of her age. Why? Obviously to show that the whole "pure blood is better" idea is garbage. I also find it a bit too convenient that Harry's mom, a muggleborn was the most talented witch of her time, and then Hermione comes along, also a muggleborn, and is also the most gifted witch of the generation. It's shoving the idea that prejudice is wrong down the reader's throat, and it's poor writing.

However that is off topic. Lily was the "most gifted witch of her generation." Brilliant, they said. So... why did she FUCKING STAY IN ENGLAND DURING A WAR WHEN SHE WAS PREGNANT? James Potter, who even though we know next to nothing about him or the Potters is assumed to be vastly wealthy, is her husband. She has the resources to stay hidden for a year... and she does it in England? What the hell is the point of that? I can see James wanting to stay in England, because, well, James is an idiot, as shown in cannon, but Lily's character being what it was, she would have clearly "worn the pants" in their relationship, as it were. And she doesn't force her family to leave England? Worst Parents of the Year Award. "But they had the Fideleous!" Yea, and they could have had that in, say, America.

Now, I don't really like the whole idea of being your own secret keeper. That's too convenient, and magic this powerful has to have a drawback or it becomes uninteresting. So, there had to be a third party. So.. why not, I don't know, make a muggle the secret keeper, and obliviate him/her? If the worst Dark Lord of the century is after your family, you can obliviate one muggle and ignore the moral implications. (not that wizards would even care about that in the first place). They were supposed to be in a safe house, that doesn't mean "give the secret to a friend who can tell anyone he wants under threat of death". Honestly, it's almost unforgivable that not just the Potters, but the Bones, Longbottom's, Malfoy's, Hell, ANYONE from Harry's class who came from old families and had the money to get away, didn't at least send ONE parent out of the country with the kids in case the worst happened. Seriously. (I)

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- James Potter I can't stand how well liked James Potter is, just on general principal. Everyone hates cannon Malfoy, everyone hates cannon Ron Weasley. Why? Because they are bigots, bullies, and are generally pieces of shit to everyone who doesn't fit into their view of how the world should work. James Potter fits this mold perfectly. Hates Slytherin's "just because". I've probably mentioned it above, but I'm really surprised that Snape didn't commit suicide. Targeted bullying for six years, during a time when being in Slytherin as a half-blood would also get you mocked? On top of that, he had a horrible home life? James Potter and Sirius Black deserved to be expelled, at a minimum. There really isn't a way to defend them that doesn't leave you looking like an idiot.

On top of that, I highly suspect James Potter of using love potions on Lily. Seriously, she's childhood best friends with Snape for years, good friends despite different houses for 5 years. Then, she see's James, Remus, Sirius, and Peter levitating Severus twenty feet in the air in only his underpants. Severus see's the girl he's been crushing on for years looking at him hanging upside down in his underpants while dozens of students laugh at him. He is obviously completely and utterly humiliated, and says something he instantly regrets. Something he goes to her and immediately apologizes for. And Lily what... refuses to forgive her best friend of over a decade for a one word slip? Decides to date James Potter, someone she has despised for years? Something doesn't add up. And to anyone who claims that Severus calling Lily a mudblood is unforgivable, grow up. A huge part of loving someone is about forgiving their mistakes, and putting the past behind you and not holding grudges. It's about being the better person, and putting someone else first. Severus realized he fucked up, big time, and went to immediately apologize. If Lily had cared about Severus at all, and she clearly did in cannon, she would have forgiven him. She might have been furious with him for weeks, but she would have forgiven him.

Besides, Severus calling her a mudblood is virtually no different from calling your girlfriend or sister or mother a bitch or a whore, calling your boyfriend or brother a piece of fucking shit, or any other racial slur. What do we do after getting into a fight with a loved one? We end up regretting what we said and apologizing. What do they do? They forgive and forget because they are our friends and family who love us. We may sometimes continuously tell ourselves that they deserved it. But the fact that you have to justify it at all is your subconscious telling you that you fucked up. Human nature folks. Having Lily run off to date James Potter is unrealistic to the extreme, or foul play (read: love potions. Something clearly within James Potter's ability to get ahold of). (J)

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- Large Inheritance for Harry I really dislike this. I mean, I think giving Harry access to like, the equivalent of maybe 100 million pounds is kind of pushing it. People giving harry access to billions... What the hell is he going to use that on? Besides, it's not like wizard's pay property tax, pay mortgages, water bills, electricity bills. They probably pay taxes on sold goods, and they pay for food. They can repair clothing so they don't NEED to go shopping a lot. 100 million pounds worth of gold would go a much longer way in the wizarding world than it would in the non magical world. And it would already go a very long way, for most reasonable people. Giving Harry access to millions upon millions from the Potter vaults, from the Black vaults, from the Perival vaults, from Griffindors vaults, from even Slytherins vaults... well, when I see something like this I just close the story out. Not worth reading, it's too absurd. It's not even like Harry ever uses the money in the stories either. I think it's much more reasonable to say that the Potter's were old money, left Harry maybe 20-30 million Pounds, and leave it at that. Sure, if you need Harry to have access to a ton of money for research in the muggle world, or something similar, give him a lot. That's fine. But 20-30 million pounds in a culture that is stuck in the late seventeen hundreds is already overkill. Giving him access to 1 billion Galleons just basically makes me laugh. And then sigh, and close the story out (because if you are going to be that ridiculous with the money that isn't even going to be used, there are going to be more ridiculous things I don't want to waste my time reading). (K)

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-Part two to Large Inheritance - Let's assume that Lily was smart. I know she was described as brilliant, but staying in England when the worst Dark Lord of the century is after you is beyond moronic. So let's assume she got obliviated every time she brought that up to James. Seem's like something he'd do anyway. But that's off topic. So, you're smart. You know there is a killer after you. You know that all the muggle's who have died via Voldemort and his terrorist buddies are written off as accidental deaths via gas pipe explosions, etc. You know that your husband is spending money left and right to probably single handedly pay for the war since he's the stereotypical Griffindor and adores Albus Dumbledore. More importantly, you yourself have access to large amounts of money. So what does you do if you are Lily Potter? Apparently, taking out multiple large life insurance policies on yourself and your husband is not the right answer. Seriously, Lily probably could have afforded 25-50 million pounds of insurance on herself, and James, and clearly had the means to pay for it. This would have doubled or trippled what is a reasonable Potter Fortune. If she died, she knew their deaths would be reported as accidents. Why would she not take out big policies. It's not like she couldn't forge and charm her way through the underwriting process. And if they all died? She could have made sure that the Order of the Phoenix was well funded so that they could win the war. Shame on her. (L)

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- Albus Dumbledore - I am so sick of people showing Albus as "the bad guy". Part 1 Seriously, if one kid had to die (Harry) to stop thousand's more from dying, thousands that you had personally overseen as they attended your school as children, remembering all of their smiling faces, and realizing that you had the power to save them, would you do it? Of course you would. You wouldn't have to forgive yourself, but allowing the opposite to happen would be so much worse. Part 2 Lets examine this in more detail, yes? Pre Hogwarts Albus leaves Harry with his relatives, on the front porch in november. Obviously he used a warming charm and a sleeping charm to make sure Harry didn't wander off. Why not give him to someone who would care for him better?Obviously because Death Eater's were still around. Were there any assassination attempt's on Harry, while he was living with his aunt and uncle, in cannon? No? That's the fucking point. They couldn't find him. So yea, he was underfed, stuffed in a closet, and bullied by his cousin. He had a shitty childhood, and was mildly abused. Would he rather be dead? Obviously not.

Year 1, Everyone says that it was Albus' plan that Harry becomes friends with Ron on the train, due to Molly asking in a loud voice, in front of muggles, where the entrance to the platform was. Why couldn't she just be doing it for self gain? She's poor, she knows that being the person to "introduce Harry to the magical world" is gonna earn huge brownie points. So she does it for greed. It's not like just because she was sorted into Griffindor that she can't be ambitious and selfish and greedy. But, what about the fact that Albus had Harry look for the Stone, that was obviously a set up! Yea, obviously. Look, obviously Albus knows the prophesy, he knows that Harry isn't going to die, he knows that Harry doesn't know that he isn't going to die. Albus realized that Harry needed to be tested, to get used to the idea that he would have to face adversity later in life. But Albus should have trained him from 11 years old!!! No. You don't turn an 11 year old into a war machine. It just isn't possible. It would A) break Harry and would make him useless, and B) 11 year olds wouldn't even have the attention span to train like that, or the ability. Lastly, if Harry had died trying to save the stone? Then the prophesy would have been fulfilled, and one more horcrux would be gone (not that Albus had any idea that Riddle was using horcrux's at this point), and Albus would have free reign to kick Riddle's ass into yesteryear.

Year 2, I could go into detail here, but I'm kind of tired so I won't. Basically, same exact deal with year one. Albus really didn't know where the chamber was, the school is over a thousand years old, it's not like Albus is going to be able to find everything with all the responsibilities he has. (Obviously, Albus uses a time turner to get to Wizengamot sessions, as well as the ICW. He's Albus Dumbledore, he isn't going to neglect one responsibility for another.) Harry and Ron running into the forest to face a ton of spiders? Clearly not set up by Albus. Is he going to be upset about that? No, more adversity that Harry has overcome. Harry and Ron and Lockhart going into the chamber? Albus sent his Phoenix, a Fire Rooster to help. Obviously Harry wasn't going to lose that fight. And again, more adversity faced, Harry get's to grow, and gain combat and worldly experience.

Year 3 Albus Dumbledore is the head of the Wizengamot. We don't actually know how trials work, so stating that Albus intentionally set Sirius to Azkaban is ridiculous, as we don't even know if he had the power to do so. He might just be the officiator. Anyway, that was clearly Crouch, and Bagnold. Sure, Albus could have gone and asked Sirius why he did it, but so could dozens of others. Azkaban is a prison, people would be allowed to visit the incarcerated. Now, on to Hogwarts. Albus Dumbledore gave Hermione a time turner!! I mean, SHIT guys, if that wasn't giving them permission to abuse the system and get extra training in, get extra knowledge from the Forbidden Section of the library, and all around just get stronger, then I don't know what is. If Hermione couldn't figure that out, she doesn't deserve the title "brightest witch of the generation". You say Albus could have detected Peter? How? It's not like he freaking tracks everyone who enter's the castle. It's not like Peter was in the castle with evil intentions. He was just hiding. He could have killed Harry in his sleep at any time year one or two. Clearly, he doesn't care, and only act's when he's forced to in year four.

Year 4, Saying that Albus could have "declared the tournament a tie and redrawn the names" is such a load of bullshit it cracks me up. The Goblet of Fire had been around for many many centuries longer than Albus had been alive. Wizards, as shown in cannon, are idiots. They would not have thought to add in a "call it a tie" clause to re draw. It would be assumed that if you put your name in, you understood that you could easily die. I seriously doubt that in the past they had a problem with people trying to cheat their way into the tournament, they probably had to entice people to actually enter. Hence, the 1000 Galleon prize, or in other words, 1 million pounds. I actually feel there is some merit in saying that Albus should have recognized that his old friend Moody was acting odd, but on the other hand, that could just be chalked up to him being paranoid. I don't know what to do with that, going to let it go. Albus clearly wasn't involved in Harry's abduction at the end of the tournament, so that clear's up year four.

Year 5, So, keeping Harry away from his friends... Look, Riddle is a master mind magus. He has a connection to Harry. Harry doesn't even know what Occlumency is. Would you invite your arch-nemesis into your secret base, to hear your secret planes? Of course not. Albus clearly didn't think that Harry was being possessed, but he had no way of knowing that Riddle wasn't looking through Harrys eyes, shuffling around though his memories, learning everything, gaining any advantage he could. Keeping him secluded was the only thing Albus could do, and it makes sense. Avoiding Harry for the rest of the year also makes sense under this premise. What else, what else... Oh, Occlumency lessons. Albus gave Harry a freaking invisibility cloak. Hogwarts has over 1000 years of stored knowledge in the Library. Obviously they keep dangerous books there as there is a forbidden section, only for faculty. It's not Albus' or Severus' fault if Harry was too stupid to go into the Library with his cloak and find a book on Occlumency. Snape didn't have the time to sit with Harry and teach him, he expected him to do that in his free time, as he should have. Think about it, you get told someone can enter your mind. Do you just sit there when you have the resources to figure out what to do virtually at your finger tips? NO! You go and spend hours trying to figure out what to do about it. Snape had all the responsibility of a full time teacher, as well as having the responsibility to start stocking up potions for the war that would happen. He was quite busy, and spending hours teaching Harry what is basically meditation would be a huge waste of time. Lastly, Umbridge. Scenario: You run a school, the President of the United States, or the Prime Minister of England comes to you and says, "You are going to hire this person, or I am going to have you tossed into prison." What do you do. That's what I thought.

Year 6, I honestly don't even care about year six. By now, anyone reading this who does care about year six should be able to use the same lines of thought that i've given for year's 1-5 to figure out year six. Year's six and seven were horrible books, and while I could easily give justification for all of Albus' actions, my finger's are starting to really hurt and if you can't figure it out, you probably didn't have the patience to read this far anyway. I will say, the idea of horcrux's is idiotic. If Harry was horcrux, it would have broke year 2 when he had basilisk venom in his body.

Year 7, see year six. Though, I Will say that having Ginny be a nobody year one, a nobody year two, a nobody year three, a nobody year four, a nobody year five... well, not really a nobody, but a huge fangirl, and then suddenly girlfriend year six made me want to strangle JKR. She spends five years showing how compatible Harry and Hermione are, and how big of an idiot, bigot, and fool Ron is, and then puts Harry with the fangirl, and Ron with Hermione. You know what? Putting Ron with Hermione is basically saying to women, "It doesn't matter how hard you work in life, even the best of you are bound to end up unhappy, in a dead end marriage, as a housewife." And really, is that a good message? No. (M)

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UPDATE: APRIL 2014

Character nicknames - 1) Draco Malfoy would have absolute no idea what marijuana is, or that "pot" is slang for the drug. Stop having him call Potter "Pothead". It's absolutely ridiculous. If the magical world has recreational drugs, they would obviously be potions, not plants. Draco calls Potter "Scarhead", because of his scar. Changing that to Pothead isn't clever. 2) Stop giving Voldemort and Dumbledore names such as "Moldyshorts" and "Bumblebee". Seriously, it's stupid. If you are of the age where you think that's a legitimate way to seriously mock someone, you probably aren't mature to be reading most of the material on this site. 3) "Dogfather" and "Uncle Mooney". Whoever came up with "Dogfather" was obviously clever. The rest of you people need to stop using it, it was funny when it came out, it's long since lost its novelty. As far as the marauder nicknames go, I personally find it inappropriately silly to have anyone other than the marauders call each other that. Seriously, if *your* uncle suddenly told you to call him, I dunno, Uncle Featherface or something, you would probably give them an odd look and *not* do that. (N)

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- Blood Purity, Alright, lets start this off. Lily Potter, Hermione Granger, and Lord Voldemort. Three People. Three *Smart, *Talented* people. None of them purebloods. This. Does. NOT. Negate the whole idea that "Blood purity breeds stronger wizards". Seriously, I don't know how many of you have taken a statistics course (I fucking hated statistics), but four examples does not prove a rule. At all. No. So, let's dig further to the root of the problem. Do you know how many people it takes to keep a population stable in the long run avoiding inbreeding? I didn't either, so like a smart person, I looked it up. The answer? About a thousand. That's it. How many wizards of pure blood live in England? Probably 20-40 thousand. That is MORE than enough to avoid inbreeding while allowing some of the more prominent families to have relation with each other within a generation or two, as is stated in cannon.

So, now that we've proven that Purebloods are NOT suffering from genetic inbreeding problems, lets discuss why Lily Potter, Hermione Granger, Tom Riddle and Harry Potter are exceptions to the rule, and not THE rule. Apart from, you know, the whole thing about this being a children's story with an overlying theme of "Defeat the evil dark wizards and prove them wrong." Now, that aside, let's look at the issue. It is a FACT that Harry Potter was protected by Blood Wards as he was living with his Aunt and Uncle. BLOOD. WARDS. Magic, fueled by Blood. Hm. I *wonder* what that means. Could it POSSIBLY mean that in the Potter Universe, magic comes from your blood? No, it couldn't POSSIBLY be that simple. Oh wait, it is. That is CANNON PROOF that the Purebloods are at least partially correct. And while I generally dislike most of cannon, I can't believe this simple fact has eluded people for so long.

And really, let's look at some *other* examples of non Pure Bloods that are really not good at magic at all. First on the list? Harry Potter. Harry is absolutely horrendous at magic in cannon. Middle of the pack in his class at best. Only reason he won the war was because of the prophesy plot armor. Another example? Colin Fucking Creevey. Enough said.

So A), pure bloods are not inbred. B), there is magic in blood. C), Lily, Harry, Hermione and Tom are all main characters necessary to overlying lesson of proving the "evil pureblood wrong" plot. As such, from a mathematical point of view, they are unreliable data. Use your brain and come to your own conclusion, but it seems pretty simple to me. (O)

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- To Summarize,

(A) Hit-wizards are Hit-men. They are not Aurors. They are mercenaries. They are not Police. They only way they work for the ministry is if they get hired.

(B) Remus Lupin's parents were cruel, cruel individuals who were TRYING to temp fate by naming their son that.

(C) Wizards live longer but are unrealistically portrayed as if they age normally.

(D) The monetary system is screwed up. Big Time.

(E) Gold is still Gold, even in a fictional book. It does not cost $5 Pounds. No. No it doesn't. No exceptions. I don't care if you don't like it.

(F) The movie portrayal of Goblins was shamefully ridiculous... but the director was aiming at a kids audience, so it is understandable.

(F-2) Harry is not the first "Muggle Born" to come to Gringots. The Goblin Nation is NOT going to bend down and kiss his ass because he was polite. No, no they aren't. Even for a fan fiction plot device. No. Stop it.

(G) Voldemort makes a much more interesting character when he isn't portrayed as a "bad guy". Make him a revolutionary. Hell, in the Revolutionary War, we American's were Voldemort's Death Eater's, and the British were the Order of the Phoenix. Isn't that interesting?

(H) Character bashing is the mark of a bad writer. You can have an amazing plot, fantastic character development, no grammatical errors, good pacing, the whole nine yards... and yet if you bash, it takes away a ton of worth from your writing.

(I) Lily Potter was poorly written, and probably dosed with love potions.

(J) James Potter was a fuck-up of huge proportions. Probably one of the only character's I don't feel is worth much of anything or even deserves to be "redeemed" in fan fiction.

(K) The Potter fortune should reasonably be about 20-40 million Pounds. Remember, they are living in what is basically the 18th century. 40 Million would go a long, long way back then, and money was much harder to make back then too. Secondly, giving Harry access to like five different families via something convoluted like an "inheritance test" that the goblins do by "reading your blood" is absurd. Stop writing those stories, and come up with something original. And actually interesting.

(L) Lily should have had life insurance. Sure, you could just write the Potter Fortune as being huge, but that takes away realism from the story, and Lily was supposed to be smart. She was supposed to have looked at every possible way to get away from Voldemort, and in doing so, she would have had to accept the fact that they might fail anyway. Buying Life Insurance on herself and James and having Harry as the beneficiary, or at the very least, the Order of the Phoenix, was the least she could have done with the 20-40 million pounds her husband was probably freely giving to Albus Dumbledore.

M) Dumbledore is a fucking boss and does NOT deserve any of the shit people on this website give him. He clearly did his best, which as it turned out, was more than enough.

(N) Stop with the juvenile character nicknames, it's fucking ridiculous and doesn't make you look clever.

(O) Pure Bloods are not inbred. They are correct about magic coming from blood. That is Cannon. Does Purity of Blood effect your magical strength? No way to know that, but it honestly seems likely.

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So, if you have made it this far, you are either furious at me (send me messages! I'll laugh at them, and you, and then respond, blowing up your argument), or are nodding your heads because i've completely changed, or helped to change some of your views on the HP verse. Either way, toss me a PM, we can chat, come up with new issues to discuss or something.

Things that piss me off on this site:

1. The Inbox. In the Inbox, when someone replies to a review you left, it should automatically state what chapter the review was for, what the story name was, have a link to the story, and say what category of fanfiction it is. Wouldn't be that hard to do, and probably should have been done years ago.

1. People who do not understand that a story has something called a "beginning" and an "end". If you write a story, and plan on making it into a sequel of stories, that is fine and good. Your "series" of stories has the same bad guy in each story? Fine and good. However, if the "sequels" are just broken up continuations of the first story, and not separate plot lines, then it is not a "sequel", and you have thus fucked up.

2. Disclaimers. " I make no money, nor do I seek any commercial advantage from this work. As such it constitutes "fair use" as defined in 17 U.S.C. §107" This is the only disclaimer I have ever seen that has any right being called a disclaimer. In fact, with this being the case, no one needs a disclaimer in their story anyway. If it makes you feel better, put one on the first chapter. However, as it is a "story", you do not need to absolve yourself of ownership of what you are writing each and every chapter. Lastly, if you create an Original Character, or a semi original plotline, and use them in someone else's universe (lets say J.K. Rowlings Harry Potter series), they are not your (the author on this site) property. Yes, people should ask to utilize any idea you have come up with as that is polite, and others on this site will get mad if you do not (as this site generally has a fantastic community), but no one owns anything that is written on this site if it is not original content and they have not filed for a copyright (which obviously no one will every do let alone obtain).

Lastly, I know I have not written any stories, and as such do not qualify for being a beta reader. However, if any author feels like bouncing some ideas for their stories off of me, i would be quite happy to have a discussion with whomever. My current interest lies with the Harry Potter verse.

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Harry Potter and the Final Temptation by Nettiet68 reviews
Part three. Four of the characters from Judgment are being given a final chance to live the lives they should have before they were tampered with by Nyx, an Immortal goddess, who used them as a test for her daughter. This story won't necessarily always be Harry centric.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 107 - Words: 832,668 - Reviews: 1459 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L.
The Legacy by storytellerSpW reviews
A book left by Sirius opens Harry's eyes as he delves into the mysteries of magic, learns about the realities of a war, and shifts towards the Grey. Meanwhile, Daphne Greengrass is faced with an unusual solution that involves the Boy-Who-Lived, but could be more trouble than it's worth. And in the end, there is always a price to be paid for everything. HP/DG Contract, 6-7th year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 68 - Words: 635,610 - Reviews: 2381 - Favs: 2,385 - Follows: 3,047 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 10/18/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Ron W., Hermione G.
The Pain of a New Day by Solara Myles reviews
Kakashi knew that going after Sasuke was a bad idea. He hadn't planned on Naruto dying, nor on Sasuke letting him live. Now the remainder of the Shinobi World desperate, close extinction, want to use a newly created 'Naruto' as a weapon against Sasuke. Only Kakashi can't seem to accept that. So he takes the child and goes to the only place he'll be safe, the past.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 222,109 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Gaara, Minato N.
Harry Potter And The Elemental's Power by Raul Fictitious reviews
A story about Harry in Slytherin house wielding the elder wand and the powers of an elemental. Features annoying Weasley's, an OFC, a flawed but good Dumbledore, an indifferent Snape and lots and lots of twists.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 410,320 - Reviews: 3846 - Favs: 4,756 - Follows: 4,300 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Harry P., OC - Complete
When a Veela Cries by E.C. Scrubb reviews
A tale of rage and revenge, of loss beyond what any person should have to bear . . . and a tale of love, Harry's only hope out of the darkness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 271,156 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 1,680 - Follows: 2,173 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
The Triumph of These Tired Eyes by AnarchicMuse reviews
In the several millennia he had existed Loki Odinson, Norse God of Mischief and Lies, had been many things, he had been a liar, a warrior, and a trickster, just to name a few, but never before, in his thousands of years of existence had he been a loving father, but all it took was a single glance at the perfect little creature before him and knew, he was gone.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 188,110 - Reviews: 2007 - Favs: 4,807 - Follows: 6,348 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Harry P., Loki
Demon Hunter by Nex-thanarak reviews
Demon hunters. Those who devote their lives to finding and slaying minions of the Burning Legion. Fueled by hatred, they'll use the demons' own magic against them. But how long can they last steeped in such corruption before they become what they despise?
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 169,230 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Complete
A Regular Life by acro acro reviews
Draco's mouth popped open. He'd seen hair like that before in his other life, all curling golden-brown madness, rippling and crackling with an intensity that matched the gold fire in its owner's eyes. Her eyes. Her…Mione. Draco stumbled forward on disbelieving feet. "Granger?"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 181,439 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 1,540 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Devastating Consequences: Becoming Vasto Lord by only4bass reviews
Remastered version of this story is up! I dropped the Devastating consequences title. the remastered version is (Becoming Vasto Lorde Remastered )Thank you! FOR ALL THE SUPPORT! Disclaimer: I do not own bleach. please review the remastered version. i would love input!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 66 - Words: 287,593 - Reviews: 2310 - Favs: 2,199 - Follows: 1,847 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Ichigo K., T. Harribel - Complete
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 434,316 - Reviews: 6895 - Favs: 6,614 - Follows: 6,330 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 29830 - Favs: 16,146 - Follows: 14,362 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Too Far from Home by story2tell reviews
Transported into a parallel universe, Harry finds himself in the shadow of an evil growing force. Amidst old and new faces and the chance for a family that he never had, Harry must come to the terms that although there are two worlds, there can only be one hero. *AU Dimension travel No slash, Abuse*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 161,469 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P.
The Never-ending Road by laventadorn reviews
AU. When Lily died, Snape removed his heart and replaced it with a steel trap. But rescuing her daughter from the Dursleys in the summer of '92 is the first step on a long road to discovering this is less true than he'd thought. A girl!Harry story, starting in Chamber of Secrets and continuing through Deathly Hallows. Future Snape/Harriet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 86 - Words: 555,963 - Reviews: 2230 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 1,190 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
His Angel by durararaaa reviews
Starts off from the Quidditch world cup, Harry finds a more important reason to fight for and that sometimes, a fairytale or legend is a lot more than it seems. Sticks to canon at first but will tread to AU territory. M rating because I'm paranoid. Harry/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 385,252 - Reviews: 3909 - Favs: 6,012 - Follows: 6,629 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 899,570 - Reviews: 7241 - Favs: 7,666 - Follows: 6,872 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
Great Expectations by cinnaatheart reviews
A man falls from the sky, and SHIELD is more than happy to help... Though they're not quite sure what to do with him with most of their experts claiming he should be dead. But then another another turns up... and another, and SHIELD is half wishing they could rescind their offer of 'sanctuary', because magic users might just be more trouble than they're worth...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 144,057 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 2,245 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 12/4/2013 - [Hermione G., Iron Man/Tony S.] Harry P., Captain America/Steve R.
Demon Hunter: Outland by Nex-thanarak reviews
Outland. The shattered remnants of Draenor, once home to the orcs. Now a foothold for the Burning Legion. Nex has followed his master to this barren land seeking demons and worse. But is it demons he truly need fear? Book two of the series.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 263,949 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Complete
Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork by Sir Chris reviews
Namikaze Minato expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Now he must spend his days judging those that have died and file the paperwork when he is done. Maybe he should have stayed in the Shinigami's stomach after all. A humorous take on the life of a legend after his death, and what he finds as the years pass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 231,309 - Reviews: 2018 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Demon Hunter: Northrend by Nex-thanarak reviews
The Frozen Throne. Source of the Scourge and humanity's greatest peril. Before he can gain his freedom Nex must join Illidan Stormrage in assaulting this dread bastion in the icy wastes of Northrend. But will it be so simple? Book three of the series.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 238,661 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Complete
Black Flames Dance In The Wind: Rise of Naruto by DevilKeys Writing reviews
A storm is brewing. Casting a black shadow over the world, threatening to incinerate it and scatter its ashes to the winds. Humanity's only hope lies with a young boy. A boy sacrificed for their protection, yet condemned to a life of hatred and abuse. Will the pariah become the savior? Or will mankind be cast into oblivion by a monster of their own creation?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 731,691 - Reviews: 3970 - Favs: 5,215 - Follows: 4,161 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Naruto Genkyouien by Daneel Rush reviews
The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 693,152 - Reviews: 5169 - Favs: 4,689 - Follows: 3,753 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Naruto: Soldiers of Fortune by Kenchi618 reviews
AU in a more modern urban setting. Will be EPIC in length. Things aren't as they appear in this world. With a normal life out of reach, can Naruto figure out the mysteries that surround his existence and survive long enough to cash in on the potentially lucrative (and dangerous) career path of the mercenary? ...Either way it beats actually working for a living. NarutoxFem. Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 406,970 - Reviews: 1439 - Favs: 1,810 - Follows: 1,534 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Merging by Shaydrall reviews
The Dementor attack on Harry leaves him kissed with his wand broken in an alleyway. Days later he awakens, magic flaring uncontrollably, his soul seemingly still in one piece. But is it? With no understanding of what has happened to him, what else can he do but keep moving forwards, forced by a fate he never wanted, fighting for a life he never got to live. And fight he will.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 399,584 - Reviews: 2285 - Favs: 4,666 - Follows: 5,490 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Harry P.
Simplicity by PeinSaku reviews
She is the girl that has no heart, and he is the man that unknowingly stole it. "You will become my tool. You will fight for me, aid me when I call upon you. And in exchange, I will ensure that you become the most widely-revered kunoichi of your time."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 120,235 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 1,249 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 2/15/2011 - [Sakura H., Sasori]
Lifted Up by Tomas the Betrayer reviews
Sequel to 'Hammered Down'. Under the shadow of a heaven ruled by monsters, Rukia Kuchiki continues to fulfill her duties with new lives and hearts added to the mix. And above all, there is a mother's love.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 171,067 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Rukia K., Ichigo K.
The Number 1 Hyperactive, Knucklehead Master by Kenchi618 reviews
A little bit of misdirection was needed to coax Naruto into Jiraiya's infamous three-year training trip... but was this really the kind of 'training' that was supposed to happen? Rated for language and possible situations later on.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 305,504 - Reviews: 1951 - Favs: 2,639 - Follows: 2,299 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 1/5/2012 - [Naruto U., Janine/Anzu] Jiraiya
Alexandrite by Annie Lockwood reviews
After the war, Draco is given a mysterious secret heirloom. Suddenly, he is bombarded with nightmares about Hermione Granger—dead. In a race to stop the clock, Draco must realize he holds the power to rescue the one girl he wouldn't mind turning up dead.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 172,123 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Over the Hills and Far Away by The Red Dragons Order reviews
As if fighting Voldemort wasn't enough, Harry finds out that his grandfather is none other than a certain Sannin named Orochimaru. Oh dear. Harry PotterNaruto xover RR
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 225,484 - Reviews: 2372 - Favs: 2,171 - Follows: 2,038 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 9/19/2005
Hit The Ground Running by Tozette reviews
The Horcrux in Harry's head wakes up and begins talking to Harry long before he's ever heard the name Voldemort. Philosopher's Stone AU. Warnings for some instances of child abuse. No pairings. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,846 - Reviews: 1454 - Favs: 3,217 - Follows: 3,084 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Digging for the Bones by paganaidd reviews
Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 212,292 - Reviews: 5578 - Favs: 5,869 - Follows: 7,202 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
To Harry by TheFreakWithTheWings reviews
to harry: (verb) to persistently carry out attacks on an enemy. Four times Harry Potter saved young Harry Dresden and one time he killed adult Harry Dresden.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Harry P., Luna L., H. Dresden - Complete
Winter Nights by Aegypt reviews
CONTAINS SPOILERS THROUGH SKIN GAME. The world might just end tomorrow, one way or another. But on this Winter night, Harry and Molly have enough time to live a little more.
Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,942 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2014 - [H. Dresden, Molly C.] - Complete
Chance Encounters by Rain Seaker reviews
Harry meets the members of the Avengers at different times throughout his life.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,026 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 3,614 - Follows: 1,881 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
True Warriors Never Die by Kenchi618 reviews
With enough time anyone can call themselves a master of life, but no matter how much time goes by one cannot truly understand existence as a whole without first having experienced death. How will one blond handle his brush with it? - "Wait... what?"
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 388,986 - Reviews: 3980 - Favs: 5,581 - Follows: 4,804 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Naruto U.
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 215,263 - Reviews: 1890 - Favs: 4,981 - Follows: 6,018 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D.
The Dream Trilogy Book 2: Tread On My Dreams by Helen J Haslam reviews
COMPLETE. Draco is lost. Harry's is the world in trouble now, but it's Draco's past that is catching up to them. Fast.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 137,391 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Harry P., Draco M., OC - Complete
Game Face by LittleChicago reviews
The raid on Hades' Vault is over, and Harry has come home... but very little is as he left it; he's got new digs, a new job, and new enemies. Good thing he still has his friends. He'll need them for his next Winter Knight mission: hunting down and assassinating a natural predator.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,034 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Complete
The Dream Trilogy Book 1: To Dwell On Dreams by Helen J Haslam reviews
COMPLETE. Harry is lost. His parents are alive and Draco Malfoy is banging on his door. What is this place, how did he get here? And, most importantly, does he really want to leave?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 123,163 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 10/18/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
White Christmas by TheRedPoet reviews
I really should have known better than to expect a nice quiet Christmas.
Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/15/2014 - H. Dresden, Molly C., Lara R. - Complete
Decaying Bluebells by Darkpetal16 reviews
The Chaos Theory dictates that the smallest pebble dropped into the ocean would create the greatest of tidal waves. How much change could one new life make, if added to a world it was never meant to be in? Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 188,168 - Reviews: 3098 - Favs: 2,176 - Follows: 1,943 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Yagura, OC - Complete
Naruto: Ouroboros by maneyan reviews
AU: In the toss of a coin destiny is changed. Instead of a demon's might the power of science is born. Read on as Naruto the scientist, son of Minato, apprentice of Orochimaru, brother to the Kyuubi's jinchuuruki live out his days. Now M-rated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 312,606 - Reviews: 2861 - Favs: 3,510 - Follows: 3,025 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Naruto U., Mei T. - Complete
Destiny by Annie Lockwood reviews
Hermione's wedding night is everything but perfect for the young witch. Her new husband and long-time friend, Ronald, is passed out drunk and she thinks upon her life leading up to that night. Hermione falls asleep, despondent and alone. When she wakes up the following morning, she is still in bed with her husband. But it isn't Ronald Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 144,214 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 1,746 - Follows: 1,247 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Honey by Mark Geoffrey Norrish reviews
Voldemort persuades Harry to assist him in a war against unspeakable evil. Hermione gains a second father, and the Gryffindor boys discover that Animagus transformations are as hard as they sound. Meanwhile, the enigmatic, murderous Marionette Man unleashes destruction on the wizarding world. An AU fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 129,550 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 5/6/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Puppet of Time by Calanor reviews
Time travel. It's always about Potter. Draco Malfoy doesn't like that fact, but there is no one else who has the power to change the world. Sending his memories to his younger self he hopes to create a better future. Intelligent Grey Draco. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 153,698 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Draco M., Ginny W.
893 by Yanagi-wa reviews
Harry winds up in Japan and lives a completely different life from the one Dumbledore planned for him. He returns to England and ... you need to read to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 362,190 - Reviews: 2049 - Favs: 3,492 - Follows: 3,108 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Introverted by Shadenight123 reviews
Being ignored and gazed at with hatred can lead someone to become a boisterous and loud orange-wearing shinobi, but it can also drive him to become a silent and invisible introvert. Of the two, Naruto takes the logical choice for a future in the Ninja World. Team Sai-Naruto-Sakura. No pairings. Future of bloodshed and grittiness assured.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 65 - Words: 442,070 - Reviews: 1806 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 1,241 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Sai - Complete
The Yellow Fang by Policy reviews
He was left broken from the death of his parents. The one man who had salvaged the pieces burned to ash in front of his eyes. At times, he questioned the meaning to life. But who knows? Maybe these three little Genin might show him the answer. (Team 7 AU) Sensei Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 137,582 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 1,268 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Naruto U.
Garden of Joy by yorushihe reviews
"Do you know why the sky is blue?" A tiny girly voice startled him, and that question marked the start of a beautiful friendship of two kindred spirits that somehow found eachother. Fem!Harry, slightly AU, Itachi/Lily
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,038 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 115 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Harry P., Itachi U. - Complete
Destiny is a Hazy Thing by Calanor reviews
The Yondaime had a plan, Madara had another. They were not the only ones who wanted their own vision to come to pass, but the future is never certain. When all plans of gods and men fail Naruto is suddenly free to choose his own destiny. Slow development
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 567,152 - Reviews: 1499 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 1,307 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Magics of the Arcane by Eilyfe reviews
Sometimes, all it takes for a man to rise to greatness is a helping hand and the incentive to survive. Amid giants, there is no choice but become one yourself. If you want to keep on living, that is. [GoF, Mentor!Albus]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 193,359 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 3,782 - Follows: 4,022 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Albus D.
Swapping The Cage by Rathanel reviews
Konoha wakes up one morning to find that the Naruto they knew is gone. But the replacement claims he's Naruto too, and they can't be that different... right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 157,409 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 1,920 - Follows: 1,887 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Wait, What? by Publicola reviews
Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,551 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 1,358 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Circular Reasoning by Swimdraconian reviews
Torn from a hellish future, Harry awakens in his teenage body with a hefty debt on his soul. Juggling his violent past, Sidhe politics, and a questionable sanity, he fights to stay ahead of enemy intrigue. Desperation is the new anthem of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 179,014 - Reviews: 1650 - Favs: 3,932 - Follows: 4,320 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Harry P.
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 7959 - Favs: 12,791 - Follows: 10,019 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Elizium for the Sleepless Souls by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
The crumbling island prison of Azkaban has been evacuated, its remaining prisoners left behind. Time growing short, Harry Potter will make one final bid for freedom, enlisting an unlikely crew of allies in a daring escape, where nothing is as it seems.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,712 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Assassin Wore White by apAidan reviews
In canon, healers and mediwitches were seemingly spared from the predations of the Death Eaters during both Blood Wars. St. Mungo's would have been a very soft target, but it stood inviolate. One patient was attacked, but the hospital and it's staff were spared. The question is, why? What could have kept mad killers in check? As with a great many other things, Poppy knew.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,434 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 96 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Narcissa M., Tom R. Jr., OC, Poppy P. - Complete
Playmate by Yunaine reviews
Gabrielle Delacour makes a spontaneous decision that changes her entire life. Unfortunately, the consequences are permanent. - Set during and after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,683 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 112 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Gabrielle D. - Complete
Diabolic by Yunaine reviews
Harry and Albus end up at the outskirts of Tristram where they overhear three unlikely heroes arguing. When Harry joins one of them into the depths of the monastery, he experiences more than he bargained for. - Set at the end of fifth year; Harry/Rogue
Crossover - Harry Potter & Diablo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,713 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 69 - Published: 1/11/2014 - [Harry P., Rogue] - Complete
The Song of the Trees by Tinn Tam reviews
DH disregarded. Damaged by the war, Harry flees everything that used to be familiar to him and instead roams the night, haunted by unsolvable questions -- what truly killed Voldemort? And what lurks in the Forbidden Forest, where the trees seem alive?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 215,400 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 1,266 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Deus Ex Machina by Karmic Acumen reviews
It was a normal day, until newly turned 8 year-old Harry Potter decided to make a wish upon the dog star (even though he'd almost never actually seen it) and set off something in the Unlabeled Room in the Department of Mysteries. Turns out Dumbledore was wrong. Again. It wasn't love that the Unspeakables were studying down there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 292,433 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 1,788 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Marius B. - Complete
Awaken Sleeper by Water Mage reviews
For years Harrison Potter has been in a mental institution living dreams of magic, wizards, and dark lords. Eventually the dreamer has to awaken. His reality has to be accepted as fantasy. Although some things stay the same... Dresden Files xover.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 186,282 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 2,876 - Follows: 2,879 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Harry P.
After The Flood by hiddenhibernian reviews
Exiled in disgrace, Hermione has painstakingly built a life for herself as a Muggle after the war. Meanwhile, a corrupt Ministry rules the wizarding world. In an attempt to save the world as he knows it, Draco approaches Hermione with an offer. Trust is a precious commodity and scars from the war run deep. Dramione Drama/Angst HP Fanfic Fan Poll Award 2014 winner. Character deaths
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 150,244 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Ron W., Narcissa M. - Complete
Metamorphose by salus gem reviews
When terrorists bring Gringotts down on Harry's head he and the Malfoys escape Britain using appearance altering potions which completely changes Harry's lifestyle. They land in New York only devastation hits again...they have to deal with their new life. Gender change, Fem!Harry LM/HP, DM/AG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 53 - Words: 355,272 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Shadow Puppet (A Sasori Story) by goddamndamndamn reviews
She was the only person from Sasori's past that he still cared about. Having met by chance in Suna, he'd made a bond long after he thought he'd never care about anyone again. She'd been his inspiration. But years into the future, now in the Akatsuki, she'd become nothing but a memory-thinking she was gone forever. So what will Sasori do when she suddenly comes back into his life?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,642 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Sasori - Complete
A Parody of Sirius' Will Reading by Diresquirrel reviews
I've read one too many stories with long drawn out will readings where Sirius leaves Harry more money than the UK's GDP. In response I came up with this abomination.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Complete
Hermione's Proposal by Soul93 reviews
When Hermione called him asking for a favor, his stupid reply had been, "Sure 'Mione anything," and apparently anything meant pretending to be her husband for a week...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,022 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 5/1/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies by Mistress Nika reviews
A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 31,792 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 5/19/2010
Funny Thing, Magic by Graphed Vulgarity reviews
Everybody comments on Harry Potter's eyes. Why? It's not because they look like his mother's. Super Harry, Good Dumbledore. AU. Rated for violence, swearing,etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 101,777 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Cruel and Beautiful World by Lena Phoria reviews
After years of captivity, Hermione Granger fights her way onto the streets of Voldemort's London with only the knife in her pocket and the blood on her hands. There's a checkpoint on every corner, a curfew enforced by Voldemort's most trusted followers, and the only way back to the Boy Who Lived is through the Death Eater who let her be captured in the first place. DM/HG. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 422,070 - Reviews: 2296 - Favs: 2,038 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Prisoner's Cipher by Ecthelion3 reviews
AU. Years after his defeat of Voldemort, Harry Potter remains a willing and secret prisoner of the Ministry, but not all is what it seems. Harry has a plan, and the world will never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,904 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 1,771 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Kiss Me Freely by Emerald-Kisses reviews
Sequel to MCMM. As lovers in a biased world, Hermione and Draco strive to fight against the war that was caused by their love, as friends and family fight to 'rescue' them from one another. Will their love survive this last year at Hogwarts or will everything fall apart? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 207,011 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 6810 - Favs: 8,436 - Follows: 6,619 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon by willyolioleo reviews
At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 428,826 - Reviews: 4983 - Favs: 4,365 - Follows: 4,955 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Had I Known by kayly silverstorm reviews
After killing Voldemort during seventh year, Harry vanished without a trace. But now, 8 years later, a deadly secret forces him to return and it seems that only Snape will be able to save him. SSHP, no slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 167,745 - Reviews: 4487 - Favs: 3,656 - Follows: 3,251 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 10063 - Favs: 9,762 - Follows: 6,967 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Adventures in Child Care and Other One Shots by Perspicacity reviews
An assortment of Harry Potter one shots. Though listed as "Humor/General," the collection also contains Drama, Horror, Family, and Tragedy, as well as a few experimental fiction stories as I work out my stylist chops. Contain crossovers with several fictional worlds, including the Cthulhu Mythos, Starship Troopers, Star Wars, and James Bond.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,291 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
The Empty Cage by Rathanel reviews
AU. Desperate and rushed, Minato Namikaze is forced to rely on the Death God's seal, a seal he doesn't fully understand, and his son pays the price with his life. So who is the blond-haired kid running around Konoha? M for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 373,732 - Reviews: 1677 - Favs: 2,167 - Follows: 1,947 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,523 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 2,835 - Follows: 2,365 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Fair's fair by Solara Myles reviews
After the disastrous chunin exams it wasn't Sasuke that left the Hidden Leaf in search of power. Instead, Naruto, in a fit pain and rage after learning that Sasuke got all the credit, again, leaves the village vowing on his Ninja Way to never let Sasuke achieve his dream of killing his older brother. After all Sasuke stole his dream so it was only fair. Start from Konohamaru's POV
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 162,670 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 2,839 - Follows: 646 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Forests of Valbonë by enembee reviews
Long ago the Forests of Valbonë were closed to wizards and all were forbidden to set foot within them. So when, at the end of his second year, Harry becomes disenchanted with his life at Hogwarts, where else could he and his unlikely band of cohorts want to go? Join Harry on a trip into the unknown, where the only certainty is that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 115,748 - Reviews: 2061 - Favs: 2,092 - Follows: 2,315 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Sorting Hat
Harry Dursley and The Chronicles of the King by Shadenight123 reviews
Nothing is as it seems on the path to power. Bodies and conspiracies litter the road as daggers shine in the air. Treacheries centuries old leave the place to decade long plans that are just now coming to fruition, and Harry Dursley questions himself through a journey that shall lead him to drastically change his perception of the world. It's all a matter of perspective, after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 96 - Words: 512,320 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Voldemort, Founders - Complete
Hogyoku ex Machina by Mac Ceallach reviews
In the final battle with Aizen a different choice is made, and now Ichigo and his greatest enemy have gone back to the beginning. His best friends are powerless, his allies don't know him, and everything he loves is in danger. No non-canon pairings. Complete, with the sequel now posted.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 172,592 - Reviews: 1629 - Favs: 4,276 - Follows: 1,657 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Second Chance by Tri17 reviews
Post 4th War. A dark truth in a dark room; a preserved body; a revival jutsu... It was fate that led her to him. Sakura needed a test subject for her revival jutsu and Itachi deserved a second chance at life. She could give him that chance. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 288,955 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Something Wicked This Way Comes by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
After Cedric's death, Harry and company summon a demon to kill Lord Voldemort. Except, well, when the hell is summoning a demon ever turn out just the way you planned?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Disgaea - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 48 - Words: 160,233 - Reviews: 1499 - Favs: 1,824 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P., Etna - Complete
Five Kingdoms for the Dead by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 220,628 - Reviews: 3005 - Favs: 2,706 - Follows: 1,587 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H., Itachi U., Sai - Complete
Masters of Genjutsu by Tsukune08 reviews
Naruto is known as being hopeless in the case of Genjutsu. From the beginning he is told he could never become a Genjutsu user. What would happen if those people were wrong and he had friends and a sensei who helped him to achieve that goal?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 343,886 - Reviews: 3960 - Favs: 4,954 - Follows: 4,132 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Haven for the Damned by AnnaRavenheart reviews
You were nothing without her, just a shadow, weak and useless. You were her marionette, your strings waiting to be severed. She was your haven, the only person willing to accept your madness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Espada's Masquerade by pago reviews
Surviving the Winter War was easy, all things considered. Trying to hide from the Seireitei by masquerading as a human and surviving having a Grade-A moron for a roommate? Not so much... Ch. 38: Three Months **COMPLETE**
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 209,124 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 10/19/2010 - T. Harribel - Complete
Carpe Diem by Bertie Bott reviews
The future is explained through the past and everything happens for a reason. Hermione becomes an active part of the history she studies so diligently in class. A dream come true, right? Nothing is as it seems...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 118,855 - Reviews: 2218 - Favs: 1,907 - Follows: 1,328 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 5/20/2006 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Honor by Nex-thanarak reviews
Life for the orcs is not easy. But it is simple. They are guided by a simple, straightforward ideal. Honor. To live honorably is the entire life, and death, of any orc. But the meaning of this simple word can be nebulous. How can one live honorably when each new leader chooses what it means to be honorable? Deneth, a young female orc in Garrosh's Horde, must learn it for herself.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 105,807 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs. On Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 183,000 - Reviews: 3054 - Favs: 5,405 - Follows: 5,970 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
Contagious by rabid behemoth reviews
Konoha's citizens are being controlled by a virus, and it falls on Sakura's shoulders to save them. A double agent among the most hostile, unrepentant criminals in the world, she finds herself navigating between competing loyalties in a sea of moral uncertainty. But that's impossible for a faithful Leaf nin like Sakura. Loyalties aren't contagious...right? [Eventual ItaSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 119,552 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Akatsuki, Team Seven - Complete
Betrayal by butalearner reviews
Winner of the DLP February 2013 Apocalyptic/Dystopian Fiction Contest! Attempting to hold the trio together, Hermione grabs Ron just before he Apparates, accidentally abandoning Harry on the Horcrux hunt. Four years later, Harry is a changed man.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,128 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Ascension of the Scorpion Sorcerer by Scorpion.Sorcerer7 reviews
The continuation of Vorlon666's work. After the death of his Godfather, Harry Potter, after making some appalling discoveries, cuts all ties to his previous allies and sets on his own dark course to win the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 309,900 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Alcohol Doesn't Mix With Heartbreak by BewitchingDesire reviews
Hermione gets drunk due to Ron's treatment of her, and she gets thrown out of the bar, and into the streets of London, unable to defend herself because of her intoxication. Who can save her from a dangerous situation? A story of unlikely circumstances, and even more unlikely relationships. Rated M for mature content, and eventual later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,091 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Last Straw - Oneshot by AlbusPHolmes reviews
A chance encounter leads Dumbledore to finally make the decision to confront his demons. Or more specifically the one demon who started it all - Gellert Grindelwald. No slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Albus D. - Complete
The Road Not Taken by kellydofc reviews
What could have happened between Lily and Severus if he had said the right thing outside the Gryffindor Common Room. This story is AU. Everything you recognize belongs to JKR everything else is me. Rating is for violence, language and some adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 328,711 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
The Pureblood Princess by TheEndless7 reviews
Daphne Greengrass always had a plan. She liked being organized. But the Dark Lord's return at the end of her fifth year derailed everything, and now she must decide who will best help her find the life she always wanted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 190,399 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 2,043 - Follows: 1,459 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Shades of Crimson by Onileo reviews
A dark tale of romance between Konoha's flower and the Akatsuki's immortal. Rated for Hidan, graphic violence and lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 138,011 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Malfoy Manner: Birthday Witch by mrs.milfoy reviews
The advent of Narcissa's birthday has her dwelling on aging, Draco dwelling on distracting her, and Harry Potter dwelling on the Malfoys. Can the three turn an awkward situation into a birthday bash to remember? Usual warnings include incest, but let's add voyeurism and multi-party-member sex... DM/NM/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,922 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Power of the Press by Bobmin356 reviews
Forewarned Harry makes his escape from Britain, leaving the tournament in shambles. Protected by family, Harry sets about to fulfill his destiny free from the bigotry and manipulation of others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 235,257 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 2,458 - Follows: 606 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Under Contract by Rain Seaker reviews
Two-shot. Harry smiles at the anachronistic electricity lines and the shinobi appearing from smoke and leafs on top of a roof and decided that he will like this universe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,290 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Harry P., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Unatoned by SeriousScribble reviews
Secrets of the war, a murder and a fatal attraction: After his victory over Voldemort, Harry became an Auror, and realised quickly that it wasn't at all like he had imagined. Disillusioned with the Ministry, he takes on a last case, but when he starts digging deeper, his life takes a sudden turn … AUish, Post-Hogwarts. HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,724 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Coming Back Late by alchymie reviews
We all remember the scene from "Deathly Hallows": Harry was struck down by the Dark Lord, and his spirit seemed to go to King's Cross and confer with Albus Dumbledore. Suppose, instead of returning directly to his body, Harry's spirit came back late?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 221,852 - Reviews: 1374 - Favs: 1,940 - Follows: 2,416 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Broken Circle by LittleChicago reviews
Fifth and final chapter in the Broken series. Harry's life has changed, but one thing stays the same: the Black Council - The Circle - still have plans, and Harry's still standing in the way. But he won't stand alone. It all comes down to this...
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 150,474 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Complete
A Clandestine Reality by Tears of Ebon-Grey reviews
It had always been a subject of discussion that Rose hadn't inherited the famous Weasley red hair... Everyone has their secrets, Hermione Weasley included. But what happens when those secrets finally see the light of day? .:HGDM:.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,982 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 1,760 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 7/14/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You by SmallBurnyThing reviews
1. Your name is Harry Potter. 2. You have seven days to marry Draco Malfoy. 3. Only one person was ever on your side. 4. She's trying to take over the world. 5. Harem? Tropetastic crackshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,922 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 245 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Divinity by tranquilwriter reviews
AU. ItaHina. Slight NejiHina. "A savage place! as holy and enchanted As e'er beneath a waning moon was haunted By woman wailing for her demon-lover!" -Kubla Khan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 324,111 - Reviews: 1767 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Itachi U., Hinata H.
Fool Me Once, Shame On Me by artemisfireflame reviews
21-year-old Sakura finds difficulty in recovering from Naruto's death. And as a conspiracy unfolds, everything she believes in becomes challenged by the people she holds dear. Can a kunoichi ever find happiness and peace?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,328 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 3236 - Favs: 3,858 - Follows: 2,236 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Daddy' Girl by whitetigerwolf reviews
The reason why the Potter's gave thier son such a plain name. One-Shot. Complete.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dirty Harry - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Twine Bracelet by CheddarTrek reviews
Colin Creevey leaves his camera with a muggle girl but never returns to collect it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Colin C., OC - Complete
Oyabun by leonardo1123581321 reviews
After failing the graduation exam and getting arrested on false charges, Naruto finds refuge in the least likely place: The Yakuza. Will our favorite, hyperactive, knuckle-headed ninja rule the underworld or will it bring him to his knees? Watch Naruto's life unfold as a gangster in everyone's favorite ninja world! Inspired by: The Sicilian and Confessions of a Yakuza
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 319,358 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 3/8/2007 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Routine Procedure by meggannn reviews
A meeting at a broken-down red telephone box. Sherlock needs to make a call and Harry's just trying to get to work.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 115 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Harry P., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Little Veela that Could by Darth Drafter reviews
During the Second Task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Headmaster Dumbledore watches his plan for the Greater Good crumble and die. A Veela girl receives the gift of life through the blood and sacrifice of the last Potter. Gabby/Harry w/ a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 350,784 - Reviews: 1904 - Favs: 2,611 - Follows: 2,283 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Gabrielle D., Harry P. - Complete
Blades of Epsilon by Nathan J Xaxson reviews
Excalibur. Masamune. Durendal. Even the Lightsaber. Zanpakutou that became famous because they fell into the hands of humans. But power corrupts - and Rukia, Nanao, Momo, and others discover firsthand what can happen. Action, drama, romance, tragedy and triumph - all with shades of gray for the sophisticated reader. Be prepared - this is not your grandmother's fairy tale.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 412,349 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Rukia K., M. Hinamori - Complete
The Philosophy of Self by TaikoHawk reviews
They told him he was Sasuke. Was he mad to believe they were wrong? Optional sequel now up
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,715 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Odalisque by Tituba3 reviews
Rukia Kuchiki: smart, successful, & forever single. When her new job throws her into a whirlwind of mergers, jealous secretaries, treachery, and vile, yet incredibly sexy orange-haired coworkers, she is left wondering whether fate will let her out alive.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 353,413 - Reviews: 2778 - Favs: 1,990 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Jamie Evans and Fate's Fool by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Harry Potter stepped back in time with enough plans to deal with just about everything fate could throw at him. He forgot one problem: He's fate's chewtoy. Mentions of rape, sex, unholy vengeance, and venomous squirrels. Reposted after takedown!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,208 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,607 - Follows: 499 - Published: 6/2/2012 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
A Different Halloween by robst reviews
Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,549 - Reviews: 3880 - Favs: 5,944 - Follows: 3,875 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
This Could Get Lonely by Water Mage reviews
Sirius Black fell through what most know as the Veil, but some call it the Outer Gates. This is his exile.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,800 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2124 - Favs: 5,548 - Follows: 3,976 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Deprived by The Crimson Lord reviews
On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,330 - Reviews: 3448 - Favs: 7,728 - Follows: 7,867 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
A New Life by Infernal Maelstrom reviews
Naruto/Pokegirl crossover. In an attempt to stave off death, The Kyuubi enacts a ritual, ripping open the dimensional portals and sending Naruto into a world where he learns about these strange new beings that inhabit it and discover more about himself
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 397,952 - Reviews: 2301 - Favs: 2,561 - Follows: 1,807 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Queen who fell to Earth by Bobmin356 reviews
Forced to compete and abandoned by his friends, he steps from the tent with only one goal in mind, suicide. Instead Harry awakens a power that spans time and space and starts a war between the worlds.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 302,411 - Reviews: 2386 - Favs: 4,011 - Follows: 2,271 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mind by Overdog reviews
What really happens when an abused teen reaches his breaking point? People get killed in this story, and real-life teenagers cuss. This is an A/U fic, and deviates from canon. HP/HG/LL, though later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,348 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Renegade Cause by Silens Cursor reviews
A difference of a few seconds can change a life. The difference of a few minutes stained Harry's hands with blood - but for the Dark Lord, it was insufficient. After all, you do not need to kill a man to utterly destroy him. Harry/Tonks
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 48 - Words: 507,606 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 1,950 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Mandragora by NothingPretentious reviews
Consider the curiously humanoid mandrake root, or mandragora. It is hideously ugly, deadly dangerous, and a powerful restorative. Why would anything else matter? * * A tale of horror. Please review. * *
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/23/2012 - P. Sprout - Complete
The Obligatory Marriage Law Fic by Luan Mao reviews
Harry has to marry a witch for the good of Wizarding Britain. Harry does not like this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 1,595 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Fullmetal Shinobi by Kenchi618 reviews
On a night where his dream is put in jeopardy, Naruto must show how exceptional of a ninja he is by bringing an entirely new facet to the world of shinobi. Eventual NaruXOC OCxFemHaku. Will be EPIC in length. *Warning: First Story Written*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 439,928 - Reviews: 2049 - Favs: 2,044 - Follows: 1,129 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Naruto U., OC - Complete
Come Once Again and Love Me by laventadorn reviews
Severus wakes up in the afterlife expecting something rather different than being almost-seventeen again. Seriously, what kind of game is this? But wait - Lily's come back, too - from 1981? Perhaps it's a second chance... but to do what? SS/LE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 188,760 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Day Dreams by Chilord reviews
The world is filled with unconnected coincidence. Dreams are a reflection of the subconscious... most of the time. An exercise in a particular style of writing. As explicit as a romance novel.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,728 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 72 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Behind by Somber Secrets reviews
Sasori was a puppeteer, a manipulator, that's why he could see right through her the moment he met her, "Sakura, join me and the Akatsuki. We can promise you something your teammates never could… to never be left behind." SasoSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 180,673 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
The Snow Song by Killaurey reviews
AU. When Kakashi runs into fortune teller and asks what his future holds, he doesn't expect to be taken seriously. Thrown into a world that's been locked down for a century, Kakashi's options are to either go on a quest to save it... or die. KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,331 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Control by Anonymous58 reviews
I'm sick of the manipulation, the lies and the deceit; sick of jumping to the tune of dark lords and old puppeteers. I'm cutting the strings. Innocents will pay in blood for my defiance, but I no longer care. I lost my innocence long ago. Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 125,272 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 2,194 - Follows: 2,224 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1818 - Favs: 2,078 - Follows: 974 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
The Wand Shop Sketch by NothingPretentious reviews
"Do you have any wands?" - "Well," Ollivander exclaimed, "I'm afraid we don't get much call for them around these parts, sir." - "Not mu-? they're the most popular tool for casting spells in the world!" - "Not round these parts, sir," Ollivander smiled.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/18/2011 - G. Ollivander - Complete
The Sea King by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Nineteen years ago, Harry Potter put paid to Voldemort at Hogwarts; now it's nineteen years later and, as the diesels hammer on, a bushy-haired girl is still searching for The-Boy-Who-Walked-Away... Oneshot, Deadliest Catch crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 145 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
One Small Kindness by DigitalTart reviews
Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,569 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 2,810 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Saying I Will by DameM reviews
To return Ichigo to his "Substitute Shinigami" status, Rukia is assigned to stay by his side, even to the point of going to college. And it all starts in the typical Ichigo/Rukia reunion fashion- at Ichigo's expense.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 196,949 - Reviews: 1940 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Speak Softly, Love by Silens Cursor reviews
Antonin Dolohov hadn't always been a Death Eater. He once was a champion. He once had a family. He once had a wife. This is the story how he lost it all. Winner of the DLP July Politics Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,731 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Antonin D. - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 2,278 - Follows: 479 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Chemical Substance by hitori.no.boku reviews
She could bring the heavens crashing down with one kiss, a goddess in a desolate land. He was her most devout worshipper and from someone so divine, rewards were always sweet. *Warning*: sexual themes, shotacon. *On Hiatus
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,751 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Naruto U., Mikoto U.
No Hurry At All by robst reviews
Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,691 - Reviews: 3660 - Favs: 6,150 - Follows: 3,460 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Death and Dying by Somber Secrets reviews
One-shot Team 7 was long dead, but now they are dying. One sided NaruSaku and SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The End and the Beginning by muggledad reviews
My stab at the Harry travels through time genre. Significant inspiration from "HP & Nightmares of Futures Past" with a twist. Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 144,392 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 3,449 - Follows: 2,074 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
Greater Than, Lesser Be by Kneazle reviews
Harry and his friends ingested love potions; great - he could deal with that. But knowing that he found this out before and the people he trusted sent him back in time without his memory, to relive his past, again and again? Not this time if he had anything to say!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 52,841 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,533 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
The Gunslinger and the Mage by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
In an abandoned Way Station surrounded by endless desert, Harry Potter awakes, with no memory of his arrival. Alone, sanity fraying, salvation comes from an unexpected source: Roland Deschain, the last gunslinger. A Harry Potter / Dark Tower crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dark Tower series - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,026 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Sea Foam by moodiful819 reviews
It was, in hindsight, silly, he realized. A mere fisherman could never be anyone's knight. And with that, he watched as the waves crashed and bubbles floated to the surface above him. Kakasaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 49,619 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Stripped Bare by J-Pop Princess reviews
When Sakura wanted a change of pace, she hadn't expected THIS! Now she's on a mission with Kakashi, masquerading as a dancer at a club far away from home and she finds herself forced to explore her own powers of sexuality and seduction. KakaSaku LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 295,128 - Reviews: 3446 - Favs: 3,161 - Follows: 1,907 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Geminio by Portus reviews
Some things never change, no matter a past which no longer sleeps. This is a lesson Alastor Moody must learn first-hand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,548 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Alastor M. - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3151 - Favs: 4,481 - Follows: 2,333 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Aurelian by BittyBlueEyes reviews
Two years after the war, a young stranger pays a visit to the burrow. His arrival alone is baffling, but the news he brings of an upcoming war turns the world upside down. Hermione's quiet, post-war life will never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 271,132 - Reviews: 2420 - Favs: 3,106 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., OC - Complete
Post Tenebras, Lux by Loten reviews
"After Darkness, Light." A chance meeting ten years after the war may not be just a coincidence, and may prove to have very far-reaching consequences. A story of many things, but primarily of healing. SS/HG; rated M for later chapters. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 313,349 - Reviews: 2962 - Favs: 2,567 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Proper Expression of Gratitude by greenschist reviews
Never again will Hermione leave Draco alone with a stack of blank cards and their address book.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Tête à tête With Tom by knuckz reviews
It's easy to cheat on tests when you have a very knowledgeable Dark Lord only a mind's connection away. Oneshot. Winner of the DLP April Humor Competition!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 171 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Marionette by Lady-Pyrien reviews
She had the perfect life, a wonderful fiance, her dream job, great friends, but it all begins to change when she enters an old antique shop and lays eyes on the bloody haired marionette with cold chocolate eyes that haunt her dreams. T for cursing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,612 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
The Noble Sort by MelissaRose85 reviews
All shinigami have secrets. Beneath the orderly, disciplined military appearance of Soul Society is a dark underworld, and no one's immune. Rated M for a reason. Ukitake/OC. Shunsui/Nanao.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 193,308 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 7/31/2010 - J. Ukitake, Shunsui K. - Complete
Three Sheets by Chilord reviews
Sirius and Remus catch Harry prior to his fifth year at Hogwarts to give him The Talk. He might not need it as much as they think. AU Rated MA for a reason, though not too graphic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,978 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 235 - Published: 3/24/2011 - N. Tonks, Fleur D. - Complete
Razor's Edge by Tairis Deamhan reviews
Mass Effect 2 novelization, the life of one spectre that's seen more than his share of the galaxy's dark side. If you've already died once the question becomes what's worth living for? It's the question that will have to be answered to save a galaxy.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 37 - Words: 260,290 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Shades by TaikoHawk reviews
Sequel to Perchance to Dream. The world is at war, Akatsuki is on the prowl, and a corrupt Hokage rules Konoha. The group of exiled ninja called Genshi must face these problems, or watch as everything they love and stand for is destroyed. Rated for L & V.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,796 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Heavy Lies the Crown by luckei1 reviews
For seven years, Draco has carried the weight of the world on his shoulders, and just when he thinks he'll be released, something happens that will make him seek help from the last person he could have imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 289,868 - Reviews: 2876 - Favs: 3,465 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Pillars of Power by SeriousScribble reviews
For the Ancient and Noble House of Black, the height of power marked the beginning of its decline. A game of politics, for personal gain, for the good of everyone… but using Voldemort's rise to prevent a war was a gamble.– Winner of DLPs January Contest.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,112 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Cygnus B. - Complete
What the Room Requires by Alydia Rackham reviews
Hermione is the one who finds Draco weeping in the bathroom. He flees. She chases him into the Room of Requirement, and the room forces them to face their greatest fears together in order to find the door.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 111,887 - Reviews: 2681 - Favs: 3,207 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Skating Love by Ravenic Tauro reviews
After a break up with Bill, a distraught Fleur discovers her best friend's deepest secret. One that he has kept for over 3 years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,032 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 57 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Fleur D., Harry P. - Complete
Learning to Have Fun by Exclusive Amanuensis reviews
Ino tells Sakura she doesn't know how to flirt and have fun. Sakura sets out to prove her wrong, and Shikamaru ends up her unsuspecting victim.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,758 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Cannon to Epilogue, then not so much...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 2,006 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Saving Grace by Minnionette reviews
Trapped in a quagmire of suspicion after a mission's disastrous results, Sakura misplaces her sanity. What else can a mere pawn in a game of theft, sabotage, and scientific experiments do? Here, the dead speak. KakashiXSakura & minor KibaXSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,049 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
sincerely but never yours by Alive In Wonderland reviews
SasuSaku - If you give fourteen people sixteen weeks to learn as much about each other as possible, what would you get? Drama. Hate. Love. One night stands. Tears. Joy. And awkwardness. ... Blame Anko. And Naruto. And Itachi. Actually... blame everyone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 445,563 - Reviews: 1969 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Why is it Orange? by Grinning Lizard reviews
My first ever challenge response, from the Thank God You're Here thread on DLP. Just a little crack!fic oneshot. Reasonably good response for it on there, so please enjoy. The premise: 'A confused Ron finds Hermione's Dildo'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 78 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Complete
Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,063 - Reviews: 1771 - Favs: 3,157 - Follows: 1,933 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Champions by Thor's Shadow reviews
Harry takes a moment to help another Champion during the Second Task, and the unexpected aftermath forever changes his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,370 - Reviews: 2896 - Favs: 6,342 - Follows: 6,720 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - [Harry P., Fleur D.]
Common Ground by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Harry hides in the library on Halloween, trying to escape his dreadful memories of Lily's death. No one else seems to remember or care that he lost everything that night. He is found by Snape . . .and also a troll. WINNER-BEST HALLOWEEN STORY at P&S! sequel Common Interests!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,306 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Winter War: Anrak's Tale by pago reviews
The war against the arrancar and the events bracketing it, as experienced by an OC, Anrak Ushii, and his dark and moody zanpaktou. Frequent cameos by canon characters, NelielxOC pairing. Ch. 32: Epilogue. **COMPLETE**
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 137,373 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Neliel T. O./Nel - Complete
Blood of the Phoenix by midnightjen reviews
A unique visitor during the summer rewrites Harry's world and sets him on the path to Voldemort's ultimate destruction. Takes place during Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 69 - Words: 188,914 - Reviews: 2847 - Favs: 3,478 - Follows: 2,324 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 1/7/2009 - [OC, Harry P.] - Complete
The Innocence Of Guilt by ENSIGN reviews
Harry Potter was sentenced to Azkaban prison. However he never went there. Who is James Pathertrory and what has he got against the Death Eaters. Unspeakable, Confident and Cocky Harry. Post OOTP, HBP ccomplient. No DH relation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 156,300 - Reviews: 1510 - Favs: 3,433 - Follows: 3,709 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Harry P., OC
Escape to Darkness by kmfrank reviews
After Voldemort's resurrection, Harry awakens to a cold stone floor. After years of toiling with a "reformed" dark wizard willing to aid his revenge, Harry escapes from Nurmengard and finds that the Wizarding world has changed...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 49,065 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 1,718 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Harry P., Gellert G.
Perchance to Dream by TaikoHawk reviews
Uchiha Itachi hadn't planned for this possibility, but then, if he'd had his way, he would be dead. How this had happened was a useless question. What mattered was, what would he do now? To be or not to be... It all hinged on his choices. Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,026 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
Axis and Allies Book 1 of The Carpenter Blueprints by Thomas A reviews
Be careful when you lie about your name. The world and all major characters are the property of Jim Butcher.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 142,319 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Molly C. - Complete
A Fine Spot of Trouble by Chilord reviews
Post Book 7 AU; A little over six years have passed since the events that ended the second reign of Voldemort. Now, Harry Potter is the one that needs to be rescued. Rising to this challenge is... Draco Malfoy? Apparently I have to say No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 132,479 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 120 - Published: 8/20/2010 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Draco M., Astoria G.] - Complete
Breach of Contract: Twelve Signs by The Matt Silver reviews
To avoid the prosecution of his friends in the days following the Voldemort war, Harry Potter signed a contract in blood. Years later, Harry deals with a wizard ritualistically murdering Muggles, periodic contract renewals and his own relationships. HPNT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 73,592 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Remus L., OC - Complete
Hammered Down by Tomas the Betrayer reviews
A forbidden encounter, a chance conversation. Rukia Kuchiki is about to discover what some people are willing to do for the good of Soul Society.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 528,165 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Rukia K., G. Ichimaru - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish For by Teufel1987 reviews
Dumbledore wanted a saviour for the wizarding world. Someone who would step up and save the wizarding world from prejudice. Well, you know what they say, Be Careful What You Wish For... preface of 'Rise of the Wizards'. Darkish and manipulative Harry,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,301 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 213 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 282,609 - Reviews: 2932 - Favs: 3,826 - Follows: 2,095 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
A Champion's New Hope by Rocag reviews
Beginning during the Goblet of Fire, Harry looks to different friends for support after both Ron and Hermione refuse to believe that he did not put his name in the Goblet. Including one unexpected friend: Daphne Greengrass.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 274,401 - Reviews: 3768 - Favs: 6,993 - Follows: 3,818 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Broken Chains by LittleChicago reviews
Fourth in the Broken series, Harry is about to discover the Black Council is coming for him, so he needs to gather his allies. But first, he has a new case...
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,257 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8007 - Favs: 14,826 - Follows: 6,372 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Being Urahara Kisuke by ZeroTheDestroyer reviews
Urahara Kisuke is what stands between salvation and the complete and utter destruction of Soul Society. Yet there is a problem. Kisuke died when he tried to save a Hollow boy. Ever since the boy he saved has been pretending to be him.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,856 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 431 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Naruto U., K. Urahara - Complete
Riding the L by Perspicacity reviews
A short bit of speculation on how the events at the end of Changes play out. Contains spoilers for Changes, by Jim Butcher. Buy his book and read it before you read this.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/14/2010 - H. Dresden - Complete
Lost And Found by Lady Silvamord reviews
At the time, asking Sasuke to take her with him when he left Konoha seemed like a great idea. The outcome of that decision, though, throws Sakura into a predicament which leaves her at the mercy of the one person she would never have expected. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 206,516 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Wrath of the Half Blood Prince by Matt Quinn reviews
Mulciber pranked Mary Macdonald and Snape did not care; what if he had pranked Lily instead?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 88 - Words: 193,218 - Reviews: 1978 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Fate's Chosen by Luan Mao reviews
Harry dies and wakes up in Fate's office. You've heard it before, right? You're expecting a re-do fic, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 129 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Broken Spirit by LittleChicago reviews
Third in the 'Broken' series, Harry must deal with the consequences of 'Wrong Place, Wrong Time', as well as begin to move against the one behind the Black Council...
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,515 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Complete
The Marriage Contracts Redux by Clell65619 reviews
A rewrite of 'Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts' done to improve some of the story elements, cut down on the Weasley bashing, and generally make a bit more sense. The changes are minor, but I believe make for a better story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 70,364 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 1,868 - Follows: 440 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Tequila by Johnny Farrar reviews
Despite the overwhelming odds, Harry refused to put down his wand or his bottle of tequila.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,025 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 83 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Harry P., Tracey D. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5804 - Favs: 8,893 - Follows: 3,362 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Blind: Extended Edition by Tazaki4 reviews
A new twist on the classic Naruto. Two changes occur in the first three years of the story. Hiashi is Naruto's caretaker and Hinata's kidnapping attempt is partially... successful. New additional content, deleted scenes, less typos, and overall improved.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 224,777 - Reviews: 1753 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Judgment of Fate by Nettiet68 reviews
Second in Series. Harry journeys to another world that isn't what it should be. Fate has determined that Harry must put right what has gone wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 89 - Words: 691,158 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Partners by muggledad reviews
Having the right partner can make life much smoother. The right persons can complement each other's strengths and support each other's weakness. Love really does make the world go 'round, especially with a Dark Lord after your blood. HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 166,103 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 3,768 - Follows: 1,836 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 4/22/2009 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Neville L., Susan B.] - Complete
Wrong Place, Wrong Time by LittleChicago reviews
A follow up to Broken Mirror. Harry's old teacher is in town... for a reunion, of sorts.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,617 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Complete
The Girl Who Loved by Darth Drafter reviews
Sirius is dead. The Headmaster reveals to Harry what he believes the power Voldemort knows not is supposed to be. Not just 'love' but a specific kind of love. Harry disagrees. He reacts with an 8 timezone apparition to the Pools of Sorrow in China. Multicross of HP, SM and Ranma 1/2. Harry/Usagi SailorMoon
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 152,525 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter: Rise of the Technomancers by Agent Perry the Platypus reviews
He was abandoned by those he loved, ruined by corruption, and lost in what had become his life. But Hope is a strange thing. Harry's been hiding something and when it is revealed the world will quake in the pain of change. HP/FD/GD, post 5th year,non-Cano
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 190,456 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 2,714 - Follows: 2,731 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Worlds Apart by Mieren reviews
Crossover with Gundam Wing. Something went horribly wrong and Duo and Naruto are in the wrong worlds. Ninja vs technology. How could this possibly go wrong? Complete! Please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 62,244 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Naruto U. - Complete
Path of Decision by lulu42 reviews
Voldemort is in power, but the Wizarding World fights back. Harry Potter, Master of Death, is faced with a choice, move forward or change everything? Sandman Crossover COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 244,659 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 1,584 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Three Can Keep a Secret by daniel-gudman reviews
Harry Potter. Antonin Dolohov. And a Secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 77 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Harry P., Antonin D. - Complete
House of Crows by SilverShine reviews
KakaSaku. War is coming to Konoha and Sakura is far from home, uncertain of her future. But one thing is for sure, Sakura will protect her unborn child at all costs, whether it be from Konoha's enemies... or from its own father.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 400,508 - Reviews: 4611 - Favs: 2,428 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Out of the Sky by Shaitanah reviews
Post-394 AU. Sasuke wakes up incarcerated; his only company – a faceless inmate, his only goal – to break free. But why does it feel like he’s heard that voice from the other side of the wall so many times before? Itachi and Sasuke; gen
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,856 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Broken Mirror by LittleChicago reviews
Harry gets a phone call, post Turn Coat... and sets off on a rescue mission.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,200 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Complete
Lost Soul by Perspicacity reviews
Bad things are going down in Chicago, bad supernatural things. So what's new? A green-eyed mage from Britain arrives and hires Dresden to locate something. Once again, Dresden finds himself caught up in matters above his pay grade. No slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,522 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 212 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Merry Christmas Mr Malfoy by Emerald-Kisses reviews
Granger, there's nothing special about Christmas. Christmas doesn't exist for us!" "How very sad."-Draco Malfoy has never had a real Christmas and Hermione Granger has taken it upon herself to give him his first real Christmas. Dramione. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 186,378 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 3,370 - Follows: 2,478 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
New Blood by JFalcon reviews
For three years the ninja of Konoha and their allies have fought a losing battle. When Konoha becomes so short handed that Shikamaru must train a Genin squad no one could have predicted the effect he and his team would have on the war. ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 170 - Words: 608,377 - Reviews: 2078 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Teach Me by Aegypt reviews
Harry/Molly one-shot. On the eve of her acceptance to the Council as a full wizard, Molly confronts Harry about a few things he never got around to teaching her.
Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,211 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/31/2009 - H. Dresden, Molly C. - Complete
The Best Seven Years by Blu Taiger reviews
Calvin is eighteen and living in England with his folks. Now, he's faced with the task of telling Susie what he's been doing for the past seven years.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 90,344 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 1/19/2006 - Luna L., Calvin, Susie Derkins - Complete
A Half Blood Prince Indeed by vlad the inhaler reviews
A slightly more vindictive, studious Harry. A slightly more stubborn Hermione. A complete destruction of fanon!Daphne. Rated M for some language and potentially sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,093 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 204 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Defections by Qoheleth reviews
Drabble. How the much-vaunted Marriage Law would work in actual practice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Complete
Falling Up to Heaven by R.G. Waffles reviews
He was only trying to find salvation after surving an accident that left him with the loss of a family member and the loss of a limb. Salvation. What he got was a world of twists, a wild ride into darkness, and karma chasing after his every move. No Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 260,318 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Broken by inadaze22 reviews
He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger’s spirit beyond recognition.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 367,993 - Reviews: 4983 - Favs: 5,918 - Follows: 1,804 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Gaara's Daybreak by The Disciple of Pein reviews
Through fierce loyalty and a glimmer of hope, Gaara walks the road of Madara's will, one that leads only to pain. Is there an angel watching over him, or is it he that watches her? Can their existence overcome the curse of the Rikudo Sennin?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 102,667 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Gaara, Konan - Complete
Illuminating by TaikoHawk reviews
Future AU. It was all so logical, but believing it would mean admitting everything she knew was a lie. Sakura struggles to find the truth in her life and her village. The catalyst? A half-blind prisoner who was privy to it all...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,586 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 1858 - Favs: 6,514 - Follows: 1,751 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Naruto Hitman for Hire by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Imprisoned for murder, released a decade later, Naruto Uzumaki vanished from Konoha. Years later a Hitman called Nine appears and Konoha needs his help. Pairing undecided.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,600 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 1,406 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Bet by Blade Redwind reviews
When best friend Ino bets Sasuke is gay during a slumber party Sakura just can't keep herself from taking on the dare. She'll even go so far as to crossdress and engage her childhood friend Naruto for help. Full Summary inside...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 117,492 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4189 - Favs: 8,013 - Follows: 3,668 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Equal and Opposite by Amerision reviews
Left bitter and angry when his female self leaves him, Harry decides he will do anything for revenge. Nobody will stand in his way. Because desperation and anger can turn even the most noblest of hearts into darkness... HarryFemHarry COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,974 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Think Beast, Therefore Soul by Tomas the Betrayer reviews
In honor of a fine character from this series. Ulquiorra Schiffer makes clear the meaning of souls, power, and vengeance to the sister of his natural enemy.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,865 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Ulquiorra, Karin K. - Complete
Sinch In Time by Blade Redwind reviews
Six years pass. Jiraiya & Naruto left Leaf. Sasuke & Kakashi left too. Sakura's been working with Tsunade. Paths cross as the men return. And somehow the three ninja find themselves hurled twenty years in the past. Summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 297,557 - Reviews: 1419 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Illegitimate Love by Jetslinger reviews
One night of passion can lead to a lifetime of happiness. At least, that's how it is in movies. NarutoxTenten. M for sex and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 85,055 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 1,726 - Follows: 1,006 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
Inner Hollow by Theresa Crane reviews
IchiRuki-What happens when Rukia develops an inner hollow? What will happen to IchiRuki? Rated M for mature content. Suspense/Romance/Action/Humor XD If you like Ichigo, Hichigo, or Rukia, come read! Bleach belongs to Kubo, not me :P Ch.130-COMPLETE!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 130 - Words: 378,083 - Reviews: 2164 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
All Through the Night by Bloodpage-Alchemist reviews
Harry awakens transported back in time over 500 years. Hogwarts is still being built and, amid the bustle, Harry finds the warm, nurturing parental figure missing in his life, in none other than Rowena Ravenclaw. Will Harry ever go home? Will he want to?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,628 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 2,672 - Follows: 1,534 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P., Rowena R. - Complete
Lady Thief by Lady Kaliska reviews
Some dream of beautiful, flawless jewels and usually someday is given an expensive token of appreciation from their beloved. But one little pink haired trickster steals said jewels from those unaware... Beware she who is blessed by the Trickster god.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 98,928 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 1659 - Favs: 4,177 - Follows: 1,471 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
To Love in Vain by vlad the inhaler reviews
A twist on Ron Weasley and the Love Potion mishap in book six.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Harry P., Romilda V. - Complete
In Reflection by vlad the inhaler reviews
Harry reflects on the horrors that hindsight brings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Harry P., Cho C. - Complete
Revival, Deceit & Change: A What If Story by Blade Redwind reviews
What if on that fated night when Sasuke left the village instead of knocking out Sakura he chose to take her up on her offer to join him in his path bent on revenge? A story eventually set more than 12 years after Sasuke joins with Orochimaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,682 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto, the Black Mage by Kyrrlatur reviews
Major AU. Kidnapped from Konoha and left to die, Naruto is trained in Black Magic by the unsent soul of Lulu. Powerful, possibly godlike Naruto. Cynical humor. Kyuubi as a battle doll! Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 108,796 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 2,777 - Follows: 1,249 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 270 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
The Dark Knight by calatrava reviews
Those Council fools want me gone so they can get back to the way things were. But I know the truth: there's no going back. You've changed things ... forever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,498 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 199 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 2,742 - Follows: 622 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 1,534 - Follows: 152 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Ruthless Revenge by Yunaine reviews
Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 2,898 - Follows: 609 - Published: 7/8/2008 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Agreed To In Innocence by Theresa Crane reviews
Ichi/Ruki-COMPLETE! A very young girl has her life saved by a very young boy. A promise is made and futures decided. Time skip from children to teens. SUSPENSE THROUGHOUT! Romance/humor/suspense/action *disclaimer-Bleach is Kubo Tite's creation
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 306,892 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Murder My Heart by Tituba3 reviews
When Detective Rukia Kuchiki finds her brothers body in the slums she vows to find his killer, but when the murders continue she is forced to work with a Detective who can push all of her buttons. Will they find the killer or end up killing one other? IR
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 155,859 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Detention in Defense by Perspicacity reviews
Post-PS AU: At the start of Harry’s second year, Dobby fails to close the portal to platform nine and three quarters fast enough. Harry boards and becomes fast friends with Ginny; this has profound implications for them and the Magical World writ large.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 119 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Fraudulent Nobility by Aurora Vampiris reviews
My view of a realistic take on the martyrdom of the first Marauder to take to the heavens. James Potter wasn't a very happy man when he died. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,757 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2008 - James P., Voldemort - Complete
Dagger and Rose by Perspicacity reviews
Dumbledore doesn’t ignore the 2nd prophecy! He apprentices Harry and teaches him a rare form of magic, but draws the ire of a secret society who seek to guard this knowledge and do Harry in. Assassination attempts on multiple fronts. H/F, Yr. 4 GoF AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 85,199 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 2,080 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 4,649 - Follows: 360 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
Troika Parallel by Shivakashi reviews
They finally retrieved Sasuke but Naruto's dreams of becoming Hokage would have to be put on hold. There were far greater things in store the young jinchuuriki: he may have no choice but to believe in destiny. Manga Sp. NaruSaku Inuyasha X Harry Potter
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 191,080 - Reviews: 1495 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Twenty cups of sake by Case13 reviews
In twenty truths format, a little bit about Jiraya. Twenty truths, twenty cups of sake. Some light, some bitter, some in between.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 79 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Jiraiya - Complete
Everything Changes by inadaze22 reviews
“Thank you for cheating on me, Ron. It’s the best thing you could’ve done. Thank you for stopping me from making the worst mistake of my life.” My first Dramione story. Rated M for strong language and sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,191 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 3,105 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Window by SilverShine reviews
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 165,171 - Reviews: 5216 - Favs: 4,472 - Follows: 1,493 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Secret Student by Sephy-Chan reviews
Ichigo wakes up at the Shinigami Academy, he has to graduate if he wants to go back home, there is one condition though, no one may find out that he is a ‘hero’ from the Arrancar war. Can he graduate before the students find out his real identity?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 102,276 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Ichigo K. - Complete
To Fight The Coming Darkness by jbern reviews
Set post OOTP AU NonHBP. Harry Potter and Susan Bones. Gritty realism, independent Harry and a believable Voldemort all in a desperate battle to control the fate of the wizarding world. Rating increased to Mature.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 340,961 - Reviews: 2662 - Favs: 2,912 - Follows: 1,346 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Lost Demon by Angry Hermione reviews
Post HBP. HHr. Harry and Hermione's odd behavior during their 6th year explodes into a maelstrom of chaotic, bitter emotions, caused by a strange 'illness.' Help comes from a young, orphaned girl who is much more than she appears.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 318,539 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
To Deny Defeat by vlad the inhaler reviews
Harry Potter never accepts defeat. Never.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Harry P., Narcissa M. - Complete
Sisters in Law by Tinn Tam reviews
One morning, Fleur and Ginny have a little conversation of their own. Initially written for DLP's Ginny Kill Off. Warning: Strong violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,354 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Fleur D., Ginny W. - Complete
Not Slytherin Enough by fruit17 reviews
Harry was sorted into Slytherin. Five years later, members of the Order of the Phoenix come to collect him from Privet Drive. The Boy Who Lived isn't quite who they expected. Warning: female Blaise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 2,318 - Follows: 723 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2075 - Favs: 3,792 - Follows: 1,045 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Vox Corporis by MissAnnThropic reviews
Following the events of the Goblet of Fire, Harry spends the summer with the Grangers, his relationship with Hermione deepens, and he and Hermione become animagi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 323,186 - Reviews: 3976 - Favs: 6,648 - Follows: 1,802 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Millennium by Shivakashi reviews
Sequel to Demon Hunter. Inuyasha Xover. Y2K was what they called it. The new millennium. Everyone thought something would happen...something terrible, something great...And then it passed, nothing. Feh, yeah, maybe to the humans. IYK maybe HOC
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,420 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 2/16/2007 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Harry P., Inuyasha - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4169 - Favs: 5,913 - Follows: 1,588 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
A World Apart by lolagirl reviews
Draco Malfoy is visited by Hermione Granger in the middle of the night. But how is this possible? She's been dead for two months now... NOT a ghost story. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 141,703 - Reviews: 2882 - Favs: 3,037 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Summer Of Change by lorddwar reviews
COMPLETE Edit in process. PostOOTP, Very Little of HBP. Harry returns to Privet Drive and Tonks helps him become the man and hero he must be to survive. HONKS. Action, Violence, Language and Sexual Situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 332,503 - Reviews: 2493 - Favs: 6,147 - Follows: 2,360 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Demon Hunter by Shivakashi reviews
REVISED. PostOOTP Harry's summer takes an unexpected turn when the guardian of the 7th gate of Hell shows up and offers to train him as a demon hunter. BadAss!Harry. Older!Future!Mentor!Inuyasha. Rated for language i.e. Inu's mouth
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 65,383 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 9/3/2005 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Harry P., Inuyasha - Complete
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 1,970 - Follows: 353 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Potter by Water Mage reviews
One change in the past can cause a ripple effect, changing the timeline. A baby, Harry, being adopted by a crime lord is one. How will Hogwarts be different with a gun wielding, Harry PotterMcKnight? The heir to England's underground crime empire.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 98,880 - Reviews: 1925 - Favs: 2,991 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 11/27/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
The Power Snivellus Knows Not by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Harry and Tonks discover the power to overcome the most horrible evil ever to grace Hogwarts' halls. And Voldemort too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 141 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
A New Cause by MystikD109 reviews
Naruto gets fedup with Konoha and leaves. On his journey he runs into an unexpected group and decided to join them. After several years Naruto returns, but what are his intentions and how far will he go to accomplish them? [Completed]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 117,475 - Reviews: 1943 - Favs: 2,517 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 4/23/2005 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Naruto U. - Complete
How & Why by randomsomeone reviews
A psychological war gets completely out of control. Lust doesn't cut it and love doesn't just happen, so how else can it work? GaaSaku, Finished!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,088 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 2,294 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2636 - Favs: 6,258 - Follows: 399 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Narcotic Effects by Mehetabelo reviews
After the final battle Harry can find solace in nothing and believes himself to be a failure because of the loss of his friends. A certain manipulative, platinum haired woman decides to yank him out of the downward spiral that is his life. HarryNarcissa.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,337 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 11/25/2004 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Harry P., Narcissa M. - Complete
Je t'aime by Gibson18 reviews
Rated PG for a little kissing scene. After the accident at the triwizard's cup and after his admittance into the hospital wing, Harry has a visitor come to him with something to say.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete