Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Pokémon, Sailor Moon, and SpongeBob SquarePants.
Due to total epic fail of the junk on my profile, I resized it majorly.
Artemis' Adventures at Hogwarts
Summary: Artemis is just your average witch except for one thing: She's Draco's cousin. My first FanFic! Attention shoppers, attention shoppers: Being revised...
The New Scout
Summary: There's a new scout in Tokyo. But that doesn't necessarily mean that she's new. I removed this b4 and decided to bring it back. Attention shoppers, attention shoppers: Being revised...
Harry Squarepants: Mix of Harry Potter and Spongebob Squarepants theme song.
Note: None of these songs are mine. I found them all on a website when I was randomly looking for Weasley Is Our King lyrics because I couldn't find it in my HP book. (The content is like the staircases, me thinks.) Said website is the Harry Potter Songs of elyrics.
Artemis' AaH: Artemis
(*Rolls eyes*) "No! I never would've thunk!" Me after somebody says something really obvious ('Thunk' is a mix of think and thought)
(On the phone w/ my mom about their wedding ceremony) "Hey, what time is this ceremony thing or whatever?" (Pause) "4:45" My Dad
"... and I'm babbling again aren't I?" Me
(trying to take something from Em) Me
"... but I'm just about the craziest person I know." Me
Me: (After my mom says something about losing her train of thought) "What happens if your train of thought crashes?"
Me: (As me, my dad, and my brother were walking into Lycoming Mall) *100% serious* "There's actually a store in the mall that's I'm afraid of."
"[SailorBoo] , you're an enigma wrapped up in tuna fish." My Dad
(About rating of an episode of Bones) *Laughs* "Look, 'Iffy for 15' Does this mean that people over 15 won't wanna watch it?" My Dad
"And I was like
"Nature is one fickle *BLEEP*!" My dad
"The Magic of Cells." A narrator on a science video of cells.
"Hey [SailorBoo]!" Brianna, some other girl (Ally?), and another girl (No clue what her name is) whenever they pass me.
Kagome: "Say, Inuyasha. Is something the matter?"
Laufey: *As Thor turns to leave* "Run back home, little princess."
Thor: "How dare you threaten the son of Odin with such a puny weapon!"
Other Random Stuff
Fave quote thingys will be off of italics My absolute faves will be at the end and in the normal, non-bold/non-italic text.
Do not catch yourself on fire…. It kind of hurts.
Don't follow in my footsteps. I tend to run into walls.
Automatic doors make me feel like a Jedi.
I didn't trip. I was just testing gravity. Guess what? It works.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
Maturity is knowing when and where to be immature.
Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
Most good judgement comes from experience. Most experience comes from bad judgement.
Youth is a malady of which one becomes cured a little every day. He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed.
Always laugh when you can. It is cheapest medicine.
Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, "So far, so good!"
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, and then used against you.
If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one.
Join The Army: Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
One of the universal rules of happiness is: always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
In theory there's no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce.
3 out of 2 people have problems with fractions.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door shut.
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned.
Hello. Meet Fluffy
Insanity is hereditary: You can get it from your children.
Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off.
I have a stepladder. It's a very nice stepladder, but it's sad that I never knew my real ladder.
The pen is mightier than the sword, and so much easier to write with.
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
A day without sunshine is like... night.
Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Judge me all you want, but keep the verdict to yourself.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and plot your revenge.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
I'm not insane... I just do what the voices tell me to.
What happens when we get to scared half to death twice?
You know it's gonna be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. However, unless life gives you sugar and water together with the lemons, your lemonade is gonna be very sour!
No one dies a virgin; life screws us all.
They say, "Guns don't kill people- people kill people." Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" I don't think you'd kill too many people, you know?
Life isn't passing me by- it's trying to run me over!
Education is important; school, however, is another matter.
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Never take life seriously: you may never get out alive!
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead yet?
Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.
Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.
Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink.
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
Man has his will, but woman has her way.
If life is a bowl of cherries, why am I stuck with the pits?
I am in my own little world, but it's okay. They know me here.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
They say hard work never killed anybody, but why take the chance?
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.
Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.
Death is hereditary.
I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good, either.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.
Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"
My Reality Check bounced.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level.
Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin." and "Keep away from children."
Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at bowling alleys.
I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect, so therefore I am perfect.
Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
How come we choose from just two people for president and 50 for Miss America?
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?
On the other hand you have different fingers.
Change is inevitable except from a vending machine.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.
Men are like roses; watch out for all of the pricks.
If love isn't a game, then why are there so many players?
Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now, blue-green meat, that's REALLY BAD for you.
Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Instead, think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
Everyone has a Prince Charming. Mine just took a wrong turn, ended up getting lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
So, if the opposite of pro is con, does that mean that progress is the opposite of congress?
Help your local Search and Rescue: GET LOST!
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every second of it!
Why is it called 'tourist season' if we can't shoot at them?
I don't have a short attention span I just... Ooh look, a puppy! (Goes to pet my puppy. Her name is Ubu and she's sooooo cute!)
Never think about the mistakes you made. Think about the mistakes you will make.
You can't have everything... where would you put it?
Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do.
If you do it you'll regret it, if you don't do it you'll regret it, either way your going to regret it, so you might as well just do it.
A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today? Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.
Live life like everyday could be your last. For all we know, it could be.
Death is a once in a lifetime experience.
There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.
Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
All kids are gifted; some just open their packages earlier than others.
Nothing improves the memory more than trying to forget.
Knowledge talks, wisdom listens.
Only the wisest and the stupidest of men never change.
Don’t let your victories go to your head, or your failures go to your heart.
I don’t know what the key to success is, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone.
The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work unless it’s open.
The best mind-altering drug is truth.
The only time you run out of chances is when you stop taking them.
You can tell more about a person by what they says about others, than you can by what others say about them.
Revenge is a poison meant for others, which we end up swallowing ourselves.
Vengeance is a Dark Light that blinds all who seek it.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
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