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Joined 10-07-09, id: 2107906, Profile Updated: 08-02-10

Ok so just a little about me.

I am _ years old. I refuse to say it.

I don't update as much as other authors do but I promise when I do it's always a good chapter. All of the things I did before The Wedding Prank I consider ametuer. So if you don't like it I'm sorry.

I like to listen to mostly rock and classic rock, but that'ss just me. I also listen to music remixes from DJ Earworm. He's really cool.

I don't watch much TV but I do watch movies and I just love John Hughes. I also am a big fan of Twilight, ovbiously. I love my Jasper, Emmett, Quil and Jacob. Mostly anyone except Edward ...I think he's just not right for Bella but that's just my opinion.

*THE WEDDING PRANK* (8-2-10) The sequal of The Wedding Prank will be up and running in quite sometime. I am one of those one at a time authors so when I finish New Love, that should be going right up. I have no idea how long this will take until I get New Love on a better track.

Pairings I love:

John Bender/Claire Standish

Emmett/Bella

Jasper/Bella

Jake/Nessie

Jake/Bella

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Good Feelings by candysays reviews
In Memory of John Hughes. Neither knows if they'll have more than those stolen moments, but each feels those moments are worth more than, well, diamonds. Are they as hard to break? It just keeps going and going Hard T. Really hard.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 195,770 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 8/10/2009
Trespasser by The Cliffhanger Girl reviews
He's mysterious, known only for his scars hidden behind his mask that remains on his face ever since that day. No one has ever dared to step a foot on his property, until, a Clare Edwards' soccer ball rolls into his yard...
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,959 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
The Art of Theater by BubbleWraps reviews
Running away seemed like the only solution, where to run away to was the problem. At this point, the abandoned theater resembles more of a home than her own house, and the disturbed boy living inside seems to care a lot more than her own parents.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 112,734 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Clare E., Eli G.
Chemicals, Romance, Music And Lyrics by loki-dokey reviews
This is the sequel to The Chemical And Romantical High School Years. Follow My Chemical Romance halfway through Revenge and halfway through The Black Parade as Gerard finally discovers why Willow left him all those years ago.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,539 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011
What An Asshole by The Cliffhanger Girl reviews
The Asshole of High School. Elijah Goldsworthy, known as the heartless, the sarcastic, the annoying, the monster. But, what happens when he pushes his cruel "jokes" to the next level.Will Clare reveal his true identity? Is he really who he seems to be?
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,648 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Love Does Not Take Offence by WestCoastTrees reviews
This story follows Eli and Clare post Drop the World through to their college years as they go in somewhat separate directions that converge as the things they both love place them in close proximity at times. ECLARE.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 41 - Words: 426,987 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Degrassi:The Real Toronto by MunroInMyChambers reviews
What happens when best friends and sisters Clare and Alli have to pick up and move thier lives to Toronto. Where they attend a High School called Degrassi which is the loation of the most popular reality tv show. Will the find love, drama or trouble?
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,230 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
A Hundred Separate Lines by floorplanhobo reviews
He's an arrogant writer, full of cynicism and apathy, trying to survive a book tour. She's the cheerful journalist who is following him around, attempting to write a profile about him. It's always complicated when opposites attract. AU.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,067 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Temptation by eclarefanaticxoxo reviews
Eli and Clare's relationship is still going strong. But when a new girl arrives, the trust they thought was always there is really put to the test...
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,949 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Who knew? by eloquences reviews
What happends when Clare, Adam, Fiona, Ali, Drew and Eli go to Fionas cabin for spring break? Clare has a dark past, and what happends when the mysterious Eli jumps in the picture? let's just say A LOT can happen in 1 week. Rated M for later chapters.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,425 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Eli G., Clare E.
What I can learn from you by ShootingStarOnTheHorizon reviews
Clare Edwards is a student. Mr Goldsworthy is an english teacher. You know where this is going...a little dramatic,but I wouldn't have it any other way.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,820 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Clare E., Eli G.
Alibis by Zephyr Hearts reviews
Waiting for change to lead him down a more innocent path, death obsessed Elijah Goldsworthy finds it in a blue eyed beauty, but perhaps with an even darker past than his own. /Darkfic: AU/
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 183,056 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Forever by Casy Dee reviews
Alice and Hatter continue to make their lives together, life is a constant recoil...but they have each other, and all you need is love. This is the sequel to 'Always,' but can be read as a stand alone if you must. Epilogue posted! Bloody huge!
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 164,956 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Hatter, Alice H. - Complete
From Hate to Love by Frgtyou reviews
The title says it all for Eli Goldsworthy, Clare Edwards begs to differ, it's hard enough findng love when you're known as the school's most unattractive girl all your life. Can Eli see the true beauty behind it all? Follow them in their childhood years.
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,126 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
I Thought I Saw Your Face Today by musiksnob reviews
Eli and Clare are happy together but when Fitz returns, Eli has to face some of his past demons. Eclare. Now complete.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,480 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Unmasked by Zephyr Hearts reviews
Sequel to Masquerade; You know what's awesome? Clare and I are together. You know what I find hilarious? Julia and KC's stupid jealousy. You know what sucks about that though? The drama that came along with mine and Clare's relationship.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,936 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Rockstar by WAZAM reviews
Clare gets the chance of a lifetime to meet her mysterious penpal and see her celebrity crush rock out in the concert of the year. Eli, teen heartthrob rockstar, has a secret that can change both of their lives. What happens when their worlds collide? AU
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 121,507 - Reviews: 1466 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
This love is bittersweet by SixWS reviews
Summer is over and Elijah Goldsworthy is returning to The Muse Academy of the Arts all boys Boarding school for another year. But this year girls are allowed to enroll, and one intelligent blue eyed girl has joined. Will this change redeem him forever?
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,022 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
I Know I'm Not Good Enough For You by EClareObsession reviews
"'Loves a strong word'; I've heard that a million times. I don't care if I'm using the strongest word to ever be invented-I love Clare Edwards" - Eli and Clare ! EClare Eli's POV
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 107,635 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Beautiful Blue Eyes by Zephyr Hearts reviews
Sequel to Hearse; Eli and I are together now,and more drama has boiled since our relationship started, but when we're alone, pleasure is something that I expect to happen...even if it means that I must do something in return... Ch. 21 is up!
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 98,732 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
All We Are by literarylolita reviews
"We won't say our goodbyes; you know it's better that way. We won't break, we won't die; it's just a moment of change." Follows Clare, Eli, Adam & co. following the events of AFD through the next semester. Chapter 17 First "M" Chapter
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,359 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Masquerade by Zephyr Hearts reviews
You know what sucks? High school. You know what sucks more? Having a crush on your new best friend. You know what sucks more than that? Finding his girlfriend kissing my boyfriend...
Degrassi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,878 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Coming Clean An EClare Fanfic by ShootingStarOnTheHorizon reviews
When everything starts falling apart,Clare finds help and support through Eli. Rated M for some langauge and sexual refrences. Disclaimer: I don't own Degrassi,but that would be cool if I did.
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 86,874 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Eli G., Clare E. - Complete
Hearse by Zephyr Hearts reviews
The hearse has always been meant to carry dead bodies, but for mine and Eli's situation, we had used it for a completely different reason…I just hope my mom doesn't find out about this… /Sequel is posted, Beautiful Blue Eyes/
Degrassi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,915 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Clare E., Eli G. - Complete
Return to Wonderland: Ruins of the Heart by razz4499 reviews
Many years have passed since the first visit to Wonderland. As she returns, the world she once knew is near its demise. As she reunites with the residents, she must find a way to restore it... but falls in love on the way.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,140 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta - Complete
Revenge by AngelofDarkness013 reviews
Esther never died in the pond. She survived, and she's irritated. She's alive, and she's coming back. Revenge is the only thing that is swirling around in her mind. Watch out Kate, because here she comes. "That's the story of, that's the glory of love"
Orphan - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Leena K./Esther
Call My Name by NiftyKitchenKnives reviews
A few years after their fateful detention hall meeting, the Breakfast Club has moved on to college. Will everything change? Or will friendships stay the same? Rated for language, and potential later content.
Breakfast Club - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,854 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010
Destiny Awaits by Midnight Seductress reviews
After Twilight. When Alice leaves to find her future, Bella makes a her a promise that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 169,045 - Reviews: 2601 - Favs: 1,731 - Follows: 1,491 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Bella, Jasper