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Joined 10-07-09, id: 2108042, Profile Updated: 07-22-11
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Ohaiiiii there fiction-lovers! It's me, Jenni P - reader, lover, (sometimes) reviewer, and (rarely) writer of fanfiction!

So, yeah... Pas de Deux. How do I say this? It ain't happenin' kids. For lack of a better term, I've grown past the story. When I started it, I was shooting from the hip; I suppose I've run out of ammunition. (I refuse to shoot blanks, iykwim&ikyd). However, I feel that I've left those two crazy kids in a good place, all made up and stuff, so feel free to draw your own conclusions, or adopt the story and finish it however you see fit.

No, seriously - someone adopt the effin' story. Link me when you're done. I will pimp that shiz from here to Christmas.

You'll find me over on the Twitter, talking and flirting and singing the praises of authors who, unlike me, write well and (usually) complete their fics. Follow me, I'm @poochi_mama

Techinically, I'm still a member of Team Fire and Ice. Those ladies rock. Go show your love! If you can't show your love, please show your bewbs. Just don't go showing your arsehttp://www.fanfiction.net/u/2283402/TeamFireandIce

The most meaningful thing to EVER come out of this fandom: www.thefandomgivesback.com

Check out my favorites list - there are some seriously wonderful stories there that are poochi-approved :)

Who knows? Maybe one day the story that's been rolling around in my head for 2 years will come to fruition and I'll put it all here for all 4 of you to read. Until then, keep your heads held high, your bewbs hoisted up, and the bullshit to a minimum.

Love!

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GYNAZOLE by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 10381 - Favs: 2,820 - Follows: 2,367 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,477 - Reviews: 12857 - Favs: 5,960 - Follows: 5,335 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14766 - Favs: 7,437 - Follows: 7,024 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Heir and the Spare by sleepyvalentina reviews
My sister keeps telling me the media is way too hard on Prince Edward—that he isn't an arrogant, self-entitled bastard and I'd like him if I got to know him. Right. The more time I spend with His Royal Heinous, the more I want him to leave me alone. But he won't, and since the tabloids already think I'm sleeping with him, he might as well kiss me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,721 - Reviews: 6144 - Favs: 4,025 - Follows: 5,829 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Bella, Edward
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 15051 - Favs: 8,644 - Follows: 9,083 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
String Theory by theladyingrey42 reviews
"Eleven dimensions. Infinite parallel realities. And in all of them, I love her." Muppets, math, and physicists falling in love. Fluff and eventual lemons. ExB, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 79,552 - Reviews: 8521 - Favs: 3,492 - Follows: 2,133 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dodge and Burn by abstract way reviews
He assumed Isabella Swan was eccentric, yet that very fact intrigued him. He hadn't dealt with a compelling person, sensible or colorful in quite a while. She just seemed ripe with possibilities to be anything but mundane.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 176,021 - Reviews: 7300 - Favs: 2,069 - Follows: 1,950 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dusty by YellowBella reviews
She loves him. He loves her crazy. She's a hopeless romantic. He's just hopeless. She's afraid to let go. He won't let her. A story about a silly girl in love with a foolish boy. Here, forever is a lie. TeamBella23 - the realist and YellowGlue - the poet
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 409,514 - Reviews: 8266 - Favs: 4,665 - Follows: 4,231 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fall to Ruin One Day by sleepyvalentina reviews
He wanted to be the most powerful man on earth. As far as she was concerned, he already was. Love. Longing. A decade of regret. Time changes nothing...or does it?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 108,885 - Reviews: 8917 - Favs: 4,646 - Follows: 3,690 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Complete
How to Paint a House by Maggie's Gutter reviews
Bella Swan is a naive fifteen year old, set to spend another kiss-less summer alone. Edward is new to town, and doesn't know a soul. Watch an unlikely friendship blossom over the simple task of painting a house. But for these two, nothing is simple.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 180,346 - Reviews: 6197 - Favs: 4,618 - Follows: 5,342 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Bella, Edward
Stigmata Tomato by BellaFlan reviews
Alert the Darwin Awards! Bella Swan, depressed and demented, nearly dies trying to kill herself & is shipped to Forks WA. Watch her update her facebook status and fall in love. WARNING: MA, very dark comedy. OOC w/ nod to canon , E/B some Jake , AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,923 - Reviews: 3238 - Favs: 1,464 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Angry Man by katinki reviews
COMPLETE. Edward is a bitter, angry man, a man suffering the sins of his past. An emotional & physical recluse, he pushes everyone away. That is, until Bella, a mysterious woman with her own demons, moves in and forces him to face himself. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 223,286 - Reviews: 7789 - Favs: 3,325 - Follows: 2,467 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Animate Me by abstract way reviews
Professional animator Edward worships cartoon exec Bella from afar by day and draws her in his comic book late at night. When this Daffy Duck-loving geek comes face to face with his dream girl, will his fantasy world come to life? ...Note:The primary story of Animate Me was pulled and published. Thanks for 2 great years on fan fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 11452 - Favs: 4,485 - Follows: 3,690 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7439 - Favs: 10,304 - Follows: 5,773 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Proud: Fictionista Witfit Prompts Winter 2011:2012 by jennde reviews
Based on Fictionista Workshop's Witfit prompts. There's nothing quite like a man who works with his hands for a living. AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 109,910 - Reviews: 5263 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Fallout by OCDindeed reviews
March 16/06 the world the Cullens knew ended. Faith, hope & love are powerful things. Edward finds out how powerful they are when he loses the one person who made his life worth living. Not just an E/B story. Entire Cullen clan is here, each with their own hardships. Set during a post-apocalyptic nuclear war. Try the Prologue before passing judgment. You might be surprised! NM/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 325,178 - Reviews: 6616 - Favs: 4,323 - Follows: 3,191 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12873 - Favs: 7,733 - Follows: 6,178 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4469 - Favs: 7,207 - Follows: 4,159 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8149 - Favs: 8,225 - Follows: 8,428 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Cullen Sutras by Magnolia822 reviews
After a difficult breakup with her longtime boyfriend, Bella meets a sexy, but enigmatic, yoga instructor whose dedication to the art masks a hidden sorrow. Further complicating matters is his loyalty to the yogic practice of brahmacharya, celibacy! AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 186,863 - Reviews: 3023 - Favs: 2,429 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cannabean Betrothal by ItzMegan73 reviews
Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life. There is no abuse in this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 231,548 - Reviews: 14432 - Favs: 7,417 - Follows: 5,311 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by MasenVixen reviews
Six years after Edward left, Bella's written a bestselling book about a girl and the vampire who loves her. Edward returns to her, hell-bent on recapturing the happily ever after that he destroyed. AU. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 140,407 - Reviews: 8914 - Favs: 7,406 - Follows: 4,871 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Drift by denverpopcorn reviews
A blizzard blows in and shuts down the City. Everyone prepares for a snow day, including Edward and Bella. They each have a life-changing decision to make, but will their sudden confinement cool their passion and force them to face certain truths? E/B,AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,504 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Complete
The Sovereign Six by Holly1980 reviews
They were the best of friends, "The Sovereign Six" as they were most notablly called. After being apart for eleven years, they are all brought back together by a tragedy. Is their friendships strong enough to overcome the time they've missed together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 176,029 - Reviews: 1234 - Favs: 1,316 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14257 - Favs: 15,321 - Follows: 8,302 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Finding Home by jennde reviews
Edward & Bella are lifelong friends. At 18, just as their true feelings for each other are coming to fruition, tragedy strikes and the US is thrust into World War II. Will Edward and Bella's love be enough to see them through a world war? Rated M, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 183,043 - Reviews: 2908 - Favs: 1,894 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Abandon by ThatPanicGirlE reviews
Bella secretly deals with abandonment issues after her mother and father both die. She goes to live with Billy Black on the reservation and has to learn to live with their rules, and falls for the last person she thought she could love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,737 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
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Pas de Deux reviews
Bella has a gift for dancing to whatever music life throws her way. When she is accepted to the Academy of Dance in Chicago, she finds herself immersed in a world where nothing is quite what it seems...and the music begins to write itself. AH/AU E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 90,410 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009
That Summer reviews
My entry for The Kid Contest. Emmett recalls the first time he ever met Rosalie. A hot summer day, a crazy little sister, and lots of love. Inspired by The Sandlot. AU/AH The whole gang makes a guest appearance.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,660 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
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