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Joined 10-07-09, id: 2108087, Profile Updated: 05-15-10
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, and Naruto.

About me!!

like-reading,anime,writing,drawing(though I'm not good at it) writing poems, listening to music,thunder storms,rain,night time, watching the stars

Fav. Color-blue,purple,green

hate-when its hot and humid,or cold, cloudy night sky,wearing shoes

hight-4'11" about

hair-just past my shoulders and brown

eyes-dark brown

age-14 turning 15 in June

I AM CRAZY! alright now that I got that out. takes deep breath sooooo ya...

Pairings I like:








songs that remind me of imprinting and are great songs-

-everything to me-bowling for soup

-melt for you-bowling for soup

-only one-yellowcard

-addicted-simple plan

-because you live-jesse McCartney

-crush-david Archuletta

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples

The girl slowly came upon this one

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living crap out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a freaking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really

Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

1. A vegetarian be eaten by an animal.

2. An emo kid talk about happy bunnies.

3. Homer say something intelligent.

4. Taxes disappear.

5. Voldemort destroy one of his Horcruxes.

6. Michael Jackson be stalked by children.

7. Children take over class and teach teacher in child subjects, such as: armpit farts, skate-boarding, real music, ect.

8. Wrestling people forget their moves.

9. The coyote catch the road runner.

10. The reaction of the teen population if abercombie was closed and it was illegal to wear their clothing.

I AM IN SIRIUS/SERIOUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt!

Scary-a.. thing..
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucilli-I posted this twice because I read it on another profile and I am paranoid.

If you are so obssessed with Twilight that it is not even funny anymore then copy and past this into your profile.

If you are or have ever been in love with a fictional character copy and paste this into our profile.

If you are in love with any of the Cullens (men or women) then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!" (lol hysterical!)

Man: Have I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes thats why I don't go there anymore

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sitdown

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mines.

Man: Hey baby, whats your sign?

Woman: Do not enter

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you

Man: If I could see you naked I'd die happy

Woman: If I saw you naked I'd die laughing

Man: So what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u next to i

Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Orlando Bloom said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

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The Battle Plan by HimekoUchia reviews
Three French teens enter the Naruto-verse planning to have fun messing about. The reality of their situation soon catches up with them and they realize that the ninja world is both a horribly dangerous and exciting place. However, they always have time to traumatize some shinobi includes Akatsuki!GaaraxOC,NejiTen, ShikaTema, SasuNaru etc. Starts at Pre-chunin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 270,613 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 5/6/2010 - [Gaara, OC] Sasuke U., Akatsuki
The Facts Of Life by bittersweetties reviews
"Let me get this straight, you're trying to blackmail an Uchiha?" "umm... Well yeah. Basically." "You're dumber than you look." "Who's the one getting blackmailed?"ItachixOC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 154,791 - Reviews: 2466 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
KarmaYaoi Edit by fuzzibunniez reviews
Collection of Ichigo One Shots. YAOI Mature. Review please and make pairing suggestions
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,711 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Ichigo K., J. Ukitake
Fangrlz II: Legends by Destiny's Hand reviews
The girls have returned to the Naruto world, but there's no returning to the way things were. War is on the horizon, and choices must be made that will change them forever. Can they - and their friendship - survive the horrors of a shinobi war?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,239 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Complete
Screw the Kitties by DaniZaraki reviews
The Ninja world had a hard time handling the Akatsuki, Kat, and Alice. So how will it handle two children raised by the gang of social outcasts, both of whom are just like their parents? Part 3 of a 3 segment story. Four OC warning. Rated T for bad words.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 266,070 - Reviews: 1820 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Akatsuki, Sasuke U. - Complete
Snipe by Wizards-Pupil reviews
The greatest adventure of Hermione's life started when she got lost in the woods. If she'd known how much trouble she was about to get herself into, she might have stayed home with her books. But then, Hermione had never been one to say no to a challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 113 - Words: 266,273 - Reviews: 3948 - Favs: 1,601 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Lost Memories by Nicola19 reviews
Gaara finds a girl who had no memory of who she is. Instead of killing her he surprises every1 and himself by helping her. Now what is he supposed to do with a girl who has nowhere else to go? DISCONTINUED FOR THE MOMENT. WILL BE REWRITTEN.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,781 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Gaara, Karura
Midnight Snack by smutgasm reviews
Hermione meets two former Marauders late at night the summer she stayed at Grimmauld Place. Threesome. PWP. SBHGRL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Pink by FlyMeAway8 reviews
Poppy and Fred have known each other since first year, and the night of Fluer's wedding, something finally sparks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Fred W., OC - Complete
Raging Storms by hot under the collar reviews
Threesome: Bella/Jacob/Paul What happens when the power goes out during a storm?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 81 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Bella, Paul - Complete
Truth, Dare, DoubleDare, Kiss, Tell or Marriage? by The Ladies Man reviews
It is a boring summer day. There are no missions, no where to go, nothing to do. But...what happens when they all decide to play Truth or Dare with a mix? Let's find out...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 97,958 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Thinking of You by StarnightX reviews
SEQUAL to Believe Me 100 Percent. What will happen to Nayami now that she has finally left Orochimaru? Will she find her brother? If she does, will she ever see Sasuke again? Maybe some DeidaraxOC action? Eventual SasukexOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,478 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Kakashi had a Kid? by smalltownwitch reviews
Kakashi was voted least likely to settle down and have a kid. Who knew he had one all this time! Her name is Catkin and she's about to shake up the rookie nine. Told from O.C point of veiw. Possible pairings later
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,158 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010
attack of the OCs by DeadDolly reviews
my friends and i fall into Naruto's world. crack mostly with us causing chaos and zombie teddy bears running wild. beware the frying pans!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,244 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010
High school the Akatsuki Way by Minimum Ride reviews
Your typical akatsuki in high school, my first fanfic deideraXocXsasori and other pairings.yay fanfiction first person to review gets a virtual cookie and there is some language you know because of Hidan and what not.so please review gets on knees please.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,318 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Akatsuki
Love Finally Known by Kira michi reviews
COMPLETED! Shun, Rio, and Yuri are back! And this time, they've changed in the past three years. And the big change, is that they all have Bankai. Follow their crazy adventures as they discover love. Sequel to Captains' Love. :D Sucky summery? Yep.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 187,807 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Byakuya K., T. Hitsugaya, K. Zaraki, OC - Complete
Kitty Kurse by Ailarii reviews
When the Akatsuki are turned into cats and sent to our world and discovered by a total Narutard and her friend, what happens? Chaos. That is what happens my friend; especially when an Alex is involved... DeiOC and ItaOC. Rated for language and humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 126,040 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Crossed Hearts by Whatever Makes You Break reviews
When Winnie McKinnon's mother, Marlene, was killed during the 1st Wizarding War, the Weasleys took her in as one of their own. Fred and George were her best mates, but one had the potential to be much more. Part I.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 101,339 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - George W., OC, Fred W. - Complete
Timeleap no Jutsu! by StValentineSt reviews
This is a story of a girl who had the misfortune to get hit by lightning, end up in an anime she didn't like to watch and even get the hots for a homicidal lunatic going by the name of Itachi Uchiha... Yep. This is one crazy story. My story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,007 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Itachi U., Hidan
Bitter Amber and Broken Buttons by LiteratiAngel reviews
...neither of them were ones for ‘making love’; they were desperate for human contact while the world closed around them, they were drunk on Firewhisky and loneliness." Annalise Dearborn was never one for leaving a man to drink alone. SiriusOC. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Inside of You by AriannaAloki reviews
Junko doesn't remember how she got here, but she does know whats happening. Izuru Kira/Kenpachi Zaraki/OC story. Rated M for Mature Language/Scenes and other inappropriate things.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2010 - I. Kira, K. Zaraki - Complete
Deja Vu by twilight-harrypotter-reader reviews
Zoe is the adoptive daughter of Edward & Bella Cullen. The move to Forks High again when they feel it safe to return and history begins to repeat its self. OCXOC EXB EmXR AXJ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,660 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 5/14/2008
Adapted & Adopted by XxShieldingMoonxX reviews
Isabella and Alice Swan becom Bella and Alice Cullen when they are adopted by the cullens when there father dies. But, why did the Cullens adopt them? and what happens when they find out the Cullens' secret? Will Edward be able to stand living with Bella?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,272 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
In Bed Part 2: DEIDARA & SASORI by Obscura-Zero reviews
Deidara and Sasori get their turn at sex. MORE LEMONS & YAOI :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Her Story by Redrose120 reviews
Paul's imprinting story told in some different POV's, but mostly in the voice of his imprint; Tara. Her story, and how she feels about all of this. yeah, I suck at summaries, I know. R&R please
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,883 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Paul
Don't Forget About This by ladyluckx13 reviews
Suzanne is a sarcastic girl and opens her heart to a jack ass, knowing he can show her real love.. DM/OC M FOR SEXUAL CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Goddess must hate me! by bloodstainedlove reviews
Four teenage girls find themselves in Naruto World. They seem normal... but are really quite crazy. Will Konoha decide to keep them and how will the Sasuke Fan Club feel about the new compation? ItachiOc SasukeOc KisameOc GaraaOc Stupid
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,169 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Euphoria is a Beach by jewel-shards reviews
Sasori and Deidara have fun on the beach. First Lemon. Fluff. DeiSaso Please review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Evanescent Perfection by J-Pop Princess reviews
It was just a simple mission followed by a simple night an inn on her way home, but the man she met there would suddenly become entangled in her life in a way she never expected. What will she do when faced with a choice between loyalty and love? LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,062 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
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Lets Mix Things Up A Bit reviews
The two elementals in charge of the naruto world get bored and decide to mix things up a bit...craziness ensues! Warning: there will be swearing, full summary inside. Akatsuki/oc, konoha/oc, suna/oc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Akatsuki
Cause and Effect reviews
Two girls are sent to the Naruto world from our own as there aunts sick joke, but what happens when they dont want to leave? Kan/oc Gaa/oc Kankuro/oc Gaara/ov
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Kankuro, Gaara
Crushed reviews
Embry/Oc imprint story. Lilly comes from a abusive father, complete with a 3 year old sister. The cullens take her in. Not just for hospitality. Or that she was atacked by a vampire. Which she was. But because she is bella's cousin. adopted see inside.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009
everything you want reviews
kankuro/oc kan/oc. A series of one-shots about gaara's best friend Akiya and kankuro as watch as there relationships grow from paint fights to secret kisses under the stars...and how does gaara feel about all of this? more will be added.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Kankuro, Gaara
Cant stop the rain reviews
Ame has grown up with naruto, the result being that she is hyper tends to be easily distracted and has the infamous temper. But what happens when she starts getting strange feeling around some certain boys? all sasuke/oc
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2010