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Joined 10-07-09, id: 2108128, Profile Updated: 04-08-11
Author has written 6 stories for Green Mile, Stand By Me, Aliens in the Attic, Misc. Tv Shows, True Blood, and Shutter Island.

Hi, my name isn't important. Just obey my every word and all will remain swell.

Eating: Brains.

Playing: God.

Reading: Your mind.

Watching: You.

Things you should know:

Banana smoothies are the best creation. Period.

The Bear Jew is possibly the best, and sexiest; Tarantino character ever.

School. Its raping my life.

Swearing is fucking fine with me, shithead.

Eccentricity is my nature.

The XX are a rockin' band.

The National kick ass.

Don't chase rabbits at 2am because they are difficult to catch.

"Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings." - Salvador Dali.

OFFICIALLY OBSESSED:

Movies:

Inglourious Basterds

Shutter Island

Lion King (forever, and ever and ever; no fictions will spawn of this childhood love.)

Characters:

Andrew Laeddis (Edward Daniels)

The Bear Jew (Sgt. Donny Donowitz)

Hans Landa

Wilhelm Wicki

Aldo "The Apache" Raines

That is all. Farewell, beings.

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Only One Left Behind by Rae Maxwell reviews
Lost Boys: The Tribe - Chris is left alone in the world after a horrible accident, and he goes to the only person he had left. Life proves harder than they expected, but they grow to need one another. Chris and Edgar. Borderline Slash
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,781 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Edgar F.
Sunset Ave by Little Miss Bovver reviews
AU. One day at church, Percy notices the new boy and soon, it becomes something more. Will things work out between them, or will it all end in disaster? Percy/Billy, slash.
Green Mile - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,343 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009
Sick Leave by skye3 reviews
First try on IM fic. Tony got a sore throat. Pepperony.
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/6/2009 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Look At Me, I'm Christopher C ! by TheVertigoDancer reviews
ONESHOT! One hot, Summer day, Teddy decides to sing about what he thinks of Chris... Parody of the song "Sandra Dee" from Grease. Dedicated to jesslovescherrypez! Please review :
Stand By Me - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2009
Wishes by IcedHotChocolate reviews
Edgar tells Alan what he wishes for.
Lost Boys - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Edgar F., Alan F. - Complete
Rub My Tummy by IcedHotChocolate reviews
100 words of Frog Brothers love. And tummy rubbing.
Lost Boys - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Edgar F., Alan F. - Complete
Brachioprotic Eroticism by IcedHotChocolate reviews
Edgar and Alan investigate the sinister vampire ritual that is brachioprotic eroticism.
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2008
Happy Campers by Canadino reviews
Vern wakes up while Chris's on watch out...another pubescent crisis solved! ChrisGordie slash
Stand By Me - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Complete
Untitled by IcedHotChocolate reviews
The Frog Brothers are discussing the fuckability of various people they know, and Edgar jokingly suggests himself... Crack. Frogcest.
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Names by IcedHotChocolate reviews
Always Edgar and Alan, never Alan and Edgar. Drabbley, cracky, frogcesty. Yeah.
Lost Boys - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
Piña Coladas by IcedHotChocolate reviews
Edgar suggests a new flavor of lubricant... Crack. Drabble. 'cest.
Lost Boys - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
Dreams by IcedHotChocolate reviews
Alan starts having some strange dreams about his brother. Strange as in awkward and resembling wet dreams. He decides to investigate and see if he can discover their source. Crack, duh xD .
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,041 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
Christmas In June by IcedHotChocolate reviews
Edgar and Alan's mom holds a Christmas party in June, for some reason. Alan accidentally has some of the 'grownup eggnog' and ridiculousness ensues. Warnings inside.
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,608 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Complete
The Education of Edgar Frog by IcedHotChocolate reviews
Edgar walks in on Michael and David one day, and decides to ask his brother some... questions.
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,398 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008
Tree Hugger by Canadian Phil reviews
VIVA LA BAM. Building a treehouse...Friend or Foe? You be the judge. SLASH.
TV X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,875 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
The First Borns by Nets reviews
LokiBartleby.Slash. The Angels lives in heaven and their exile to earth.
Dogma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2004
I'm Under The Milk Crate Tonight by The Masked Penguin reviews
A drunk Chris reveals to Gordie and Teddy that he's gay; how will they take it? And the best is yet to come: Chris has his sights set on Gordie! Complete
Stand By Me - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 59,899 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/25/2003 - Published: 8/1/2003 - Complete
Down by the River by i-nv-u50 reviews
Chris/Gordie slash... Gordie is getting bored with studying. Showing up in the middle of the night, Chris tells Gordie they're going fishing. Gordie being Gordie, he is eager to go... But does Chris have an ulterior motive? XD
Stand By Me - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,100 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2003
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Cigarette reviews
Lester starts having strange feelings for Andrew, will he forget them or act upon them?
Shutter Island - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/8/2011
Sexual Healing reviews
Sookie and Rene find solace in each other. Or well, they just enjoy some sexual healing from. Enjoy. BY THE WAY, this is if Rene wasn't the murderer, okay. Coolies. :
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Rene L., Sookie S.
Rain forest romance reviews
Bear Grylls is an experienced explorer, he's been in the most rugged and rough terrains known to man. Bear can keep his cool in any situation...Or can he? BearxOC :D Enjoy. Third time uploaded -.-;
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21/2010
Kissing Cousins reviews
Aliens in the attic fanfic. TomxJake. I know, I know. Weird pairing but I just had to. Anyhoo, enjoy :
Aliens in the Attic - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Jake P., Tom P.
From the future reviews
Kristen enjoys the old days, and even falls in love. Some complications ensue, enjoy.
Stand By Me - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/20/2009
New Prisoner reviews
The green mile gets a new prisoner, but how long is she there for exactly? Kinda random and I'm not good at summaries, ENJOY.
Green Mile - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/25/2009