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Figured I might want to show a bit about where I'm from first.

Signs you may Live in South Dakota.

If "vacation" to you means going shopping for the weekend in Rapid
City, Sioux Falls, Spearfish or Sturgis (while the kids swim at the
Comfort Inn),
You might live in South Dakota.

If parking your car for the night involves an extension cord
You might live in South Dakota

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through
8 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by,
You might live in South Dakota.

If you're proud that your state makes the national news primarily because it houses the coldest spot in the nation,
You might live in South Dakota.

If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too spendy",
You might live in South Dakota

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March,
You might live in South Dakota.

If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there,
You might live in South Dakota.

If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead,
You might live in South Dakota.

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You might live in South Dakota.

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches,
You might live in South Dakota.

If you know how to correctly pronounce Pierre, Huron, Ipswich and Pukwana,
You might live in South Dakota.

If you measure distance in miles,
You might live in South Dakota.

If your family vehicle is a crew cab pickup,
You might live in South Dakota.

If you know several people who have hit deer more than once,
You might live in South Dakota.

If you often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again,
You might live in South Dakota.

If you can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching,
You might live in South Dakota.

If you see people wearing hunting clothes at social events,
You might live in South Dakota.

If you've installed security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked,
You might live in South Dakota.

If the largest traffic jam in your town centers around a high school basketball game,
You might live in South Dakota.

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them,
You might live in South Dakota.

If your town's Christmas lights parade is actually called the 'Christmas Lights Parade' rather than the 'Holiday Lights Parade', and everyone in the parade actually greets you with 'Merry
Christmas!'
You might live in South Dakota.

If there are 7 empty unlocked cars running in the parking lot at Wal-Mart at any given time,
You might live in South Dakota.

If there are more people at work on Christmas Eve Day than on Opening of Deer Season,
You might live in South Dakota.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,
You might live in South Dakota.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow,
You might live in South Dakota.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction,
You might live in South Dakota.

If you can identify a southern or eastern accent,
You might live in South Dakota.

If you consider Murdo exotic,
You might live in South Dakota.

If your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your cottonwood,
You might live in South Dakota.

If the sunbelt to you means Mitchell,
You might live in South Dakota.

If you know where the 'banana belt' is,
You might be from South Dakota.

If a brat is something you eat,
You might live in South Dakota.

If finding your misplaced car keys involves looking in the ignition,
You might live in South Dakota.

If you go out to a fish fry every Friday,
You might live in South Dakota.

If you find 0 degrees "a little chilly,"
You might live in South Dakota.

Name twelve of your favorite RP characters in any order.
1)John
2)Fever
3) Andrea
4) Jim
5) Dominic
6)Colt
7)Isaac
8)Samantha
9) Ari
10)Joseph
11) Zero
12) Guujin

1. Have you seen a five/ten pairing before?
Umm...no...no I have not. Imagination time!

Dom-...You know this only proves Kya's theory that you are gay...Right?

Joseph-...

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Kind of... But I am more scared of getting ripped in half or getting a crater shot into me...so thats kind of a turn off...

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?
Colt-...Uhh Hey John I learned something today...

John-...what is that?

Colt-Meth is one hell of a drug...

4. Do you recall any good parts about nine?

Of course! She is awesome! And scary! And sluttish!

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

Actually I think they would...

Isaac-..hey fever...want to go out?

Fever-Umm..Sure! Want to go blow a bunch of splicers to peices

Isaac-Sweet I'll get my rifle!

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

Four and Nine...I still remeber there first meeting...

Ari-I'm going to rape you..

Jim-..it isnt rape if the person wants it.

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Isaac-Hey Eta have you seen on- *sees Andrea and Samantha making out* Uhhh...nevermind..

Andrea-...oh shit..*takes out dagger* Isaac come here...

Samantha-...who's Eta?

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Yay...two people that never met...

Both Fever and Colt were tired of there relation ships they were in when they stumbled upon eachother, love at first sight they decided to be together, leavning John and Samantha...confused.

9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Joseph-...H-

Jim-Say something I will kill you. No I mean it I will rip out your beating heart. Show it to you. and eat it. all of it. every last bite.

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

...A wtf tail?

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

Oh thats easy! Simple two insane murders who hate eachothers guts and always wanted to murder each other end up slowly falling for eachother!

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

Not that I know of...

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you choose?

I could probably use the song Bad Girlfriend and call it good..

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
Warning:Awkward as humanly possible..STAY AWAY!

15. What pick up line might eight use on five?

Samantha...-pick up line?

Dom-...*sighs and xplains what it is*

Samantha-oh...ummm...Hi..

Dom-Fuck it..I'm out..*leaves*

Samantha-*cries*

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

Joseph-I...love you..I guess,

Samantha-...okay...

17. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Isaac- Hey Fe- WHAT THE FUCK?????? no...No..NO...HELL NO!!!

Fever-Ummm...I cant say anything to make this seem better...

Guujin-This is fun ~guu!

18. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

No plot..if that ever had to happen they would both beatme to death...

20. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Umm...Noooo...Please dont kill me Andrea...

22. Would you write Two/Four/Five?
No...i would end in someone getting cut into peices...dont know how...but yeah...

23. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Me-...I dont know...Joseph?

Joseph-What?

Me-There...thats what he says...

24. When was the last time you read a post about Five?

A while back...

25. What is Six's super-secret kink?

Colt-...I dont think I have one...

26. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Probably...sober to...Zero I would run now before Andrea gets here...

27. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Isaac..because he kicks ass!

28. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?
Ummmm...saw the first and last part coming... So..complete bullshit start until finish!

29. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Isaac-Hey Eta.

Samanth-Who is Eta?

Isaac-*explains*

Samantha- starts going insane and rips Isaac's head off* whoops...sorry...

1)Dominic
2)Ari
3) Joseph
4) Guujin
5) Kelly
6)Fever
7)John
8)Jim
9) Issac
10)Andrea
11) Zero
12) Samantha

1. Have you seen a five/ten pairing before?
Once for a joke in a picture..but we never drew it because Andrea would kill me in my sleep.

Kelly-...Oh so I wont do anything?

Me-This was back when you were not strong!

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

No...not at all...mostly beause I am not gay.

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?
Dom-...Wait...but...how..

Fever-...I am kind of confused here to...but hey you get to be a Mom!

Dom-fuck my life...

4. Do you recall any good parts about nine?

Yep! The ablitliy to look as dangerous as a teddy bear and kill 20 people with a blink of the eyes! Guujin is awseom!

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

John-...I have to keep her chained up so she doesnt go f*ck some random guy. *points to chain that was ripped in half*...god dammit she got away...

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

Well lets see...4 and 8...Guujin and Jim will result...bad...just...bad. ..So 4 and 9

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

John-Hey Jim where is my kni-*sees them and quickly leaves*

Jim-...

Joseph...

Me-*takes picture* Oh I cant wait for kya to see this..

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Okay...

Since the other sins are starting to die Ari decided that for the rest of her life (witch wont be long) she wanted to settle down with one person, while that happened Fever gave up on John since he was away forever. (Hint moon...HURRY UP WITH THIS!) when they met they became a perfect couple.

9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Andrea-...Alex..I ahte you so much right now.

Guujin-*hugs Andrae* aww dont be sad!

Andrea-kill me...

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Dom-...You know this wouldnt work at all since she is one of the people who tortured my daughter...why the hell woudl I help her?

Kelly-She started it...

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

...I have no idea...I'll leave Kya to think this one out..

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

Nope! Not at all.

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you choose?

Boom Headshot remix!

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
Warning:Leave now...just run before its to late!

15. What pick up line might eight use on five?

Jim-...

Kelly-Well?

Jim-No..No way in hell...I'm out.

Kelly-why are you acting like that? You already f*cked a 17 year old..

Jim-Why you little...*chases kelly with axe*

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight

Jim-Hell no! *takes out axe*

Andrea-No way! *takes out dagger

Me-awww...so cute...

17. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

John-...wait..didnt this already happen? Only I wasnt the one who came in?...and mroe importantly...HOW?

ari-*holds up knife*

John-...Okay I'm out...

18. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Dom-*groans and wakes up in bed* damn that was one wierd ass dream...

Guujin-*on top of Dom's chest* Morning daddy! Last night was fun ~guu!

Dom-...Oh shit...

20. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Not that I know of.

22. Would you write Two/Four/Five?
No. that is to awkward...way to awkward.

23. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Me-H-

Andrea-*stabs me in face* nothing.

24. When was the last time you read a post about Five?

Maybe a week ago.

25. What is Six's super-secret kink?

I dont think she has one.

26. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

No...well it depends how much whisek there is on the planet...

27. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

John...because I flipped a coin.

28. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?
Dom and Issac are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Guujin. Dom, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Zeroand a brief unhappy affair with Samantha, then follows the wise advice of Kelly and finds true love with Ari.

Read this for a heart attack.

29. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

I would feel violated...litterally that is how I would feel.

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