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Hi, my name is Charly!

Two
planes landed, in England today one brought back a group of overpaid,
underachieving footballers. The other brought back seven coffins,
each with the unionjack draped over them. Footballers play for our
country, soldiers fight for our country. Footballers give ninety minutes,
... soldiers give their lives. I know who I respect more. R.I.P.

I love NCIS it is the best show ever (in my opinion anyway). My favourite character is Tony DiNozzo a.k.a Micheal Wetherly because he is so funny and hot but you knew that.(woop season seven is great!)

I also love Tiva they are just so cute together but i think Tony and Gibbs father son stuff is good aswell.

I admit NCIS LA is better than i thought it was going to be and i admit i really like it. LOL

Bones is great to i love Booth but it's still not as good as NCIS.

I know i don't have any stories and probably never will because i mostly i like to read stories that others have written i just love to read everyone's ideas (plus i don't have to do the hard work). LOL :)

Just shot myself in the foot with that whole probably not going to publish thing i just have. lol. It is called Sister and is a one shot.

Thought i'd put these on because they are just so hilarious.

On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of
Chips:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside."
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought...??)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head
colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause
drowsiness."
(And I am taking this...because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit
curious.)

On packet of Nobbys'
Peanuts:-
"Warning: contains nuts."
(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly".

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On artificial bacon:

"Real artificial bacon bits".

(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

Had to put this on aswell i laughed when i read it (a lot).

"borrowed" from tonyandziva4ever

lol :)

You know when you live in 2009 when...

1.) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending this to all your friends.

9.)You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

Just remember if the world didn't suck we would all fall off. I had to put that it's just like so true lol.

Life can only be understood backwards but it must be lived forwards

Our greatest glory consists not in never failing but in rising every time you fail

Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game

Life isnt measured by the number of breaths we take but by the number of moments that take our breath away

I was born intelligent but education ruined me

Inside every old person there's a young one-wondering what the heck happened

Men, chocolate and coffee are all better rich

It is better to have loved and lost than to have not loved at all

The brave may not live forever but the cautious do not live at all

Hope is never lost, only found

"Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. Woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior. But from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected. And next to the heart to be loved..."

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

People may not remember what you said, but they will always remember how you made them feel

Few woman admit their age; fewer men act it.

Always give 100 at work: 12 on Monday, 23 on Tuesday, 40 on Wednesday, 20 on Thursday, and 5 on Friday.

If you're not living on the edge you're taking up to much space.

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house faster then the police do.

We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.

"If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else!"

"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world,"

"What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic."

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Fight Club by LoveBullets reviews
Ater the team vist a crime scene, eveything starts to go wrong. We do not own anything.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,116 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Rota Calls by tonyandziva4ever reviews
Tony takes the job in Rota. TIVA eventually but right now strictly TDinozzo!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,610 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Tony D.
The First GibbsSlap by NCHarryMaximumISPotterRide reviews
A young man's little sister and best friend were murdered. The young man was almost killed. The young man's friend was a Navy petty Officer. The young man assisted with the NCIS investigation, later to join NCIS. The young man's name was Anthony DiNozzo.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Trapped by abbywesten reviews
Gibbs, Tony, Ziva and Tim walk into a carefully laid trap with no means of escape. Team friendship.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,048 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Tony D. - Complete
Biological Catalyst by nighttime writer reviews
At one point Jethro was more than just Tony's boss - he was his father. AU
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,797 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Road trip by LoveBullets reviews
Tony and Ziva have been fighting for so long they cant even remember why, but will a road trip change that?
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Sister reviews
A kidnapping brings back painful memories to one of the team.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Tony D.
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