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Hi, my name is Charly!
I love NCIS it is the best show ever (in my opinion anyway). My favourite character is Tony DiNozzo a.k.a Micheal Wetherly because he is so funny and hot but you knew that.(woop season seven is great!)
I also love Tiva they are just so cute together but i think Tony and Gibbs father son stuff is good aswell.
I admit NCIS LA is better than i thought it was going to be and i admit i really like it. LOL
Bones is great to i love Booth but it's still not as good as NCIS.
I know i don't have any stories and probably never will because i mostly i like to read stories that others have written i just love to read everyone's ideas (plus i don't have to do the hard work). LOL :)
Just shot myself in the foot with that whole probably not going to publish thing i just have. lol. It is called Sister and is a one shot.
Thought i'd put these on because they are just so hilarious.
On a Myer hairdryer:
On a bag of
On a bar of Palmolive soap:
On some frozen dinners:
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
On most brands of Christmas lights:
On a Japanese food processor:
On packet of Nobbys'
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)
Had to put this on aswell i laughed when i read it (a lot).
"borrowed" from tonyandziva4ever
You know when you live in 2009 when...
1.) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending this to all your friends.
9.)You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
Just remember if the world didn't suck we would all fall off. I had to put that it's just like so true lol.
Life can only be understood backwards but it must be lived forwards
Our greatest glory consists not in never failing but in rising every time you fail
Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game
Life isnt measured by the number of breaths we take but by the number of moments that take our breath away
I was born intelligent but education ruined me
Inside every old person there's a young one-wondering what the heck happened
Men, chocolate and coffee are all better rich
It is better to have loved and lost than to have not loved at all
The brave may not live forever but the cautious do not live at all
Hope is never lost, only found
"Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. Woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior. But from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected. And next to the heart to be loved..."
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
People may not remember what you said, but they will always remember how you made them feel
Few woman admit their age; fewer men act it.
Always give 100 at work: 12 on Monday, 23 on Tuesday, 40 on Wednesday, 20 on Thursday, and 5 on Friday.
If you're not living on the edge you're taking up to much space.
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house faster then the police do.
We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
"If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else!"
"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world,"
"What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic."
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