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Author has written 8 stories for Inuyasha, Tokyo Mew Mew, Harry Potter, Wolf's Rain, Storm Hawks, and Gundam Wing/AC.
I hope you enjoy my stories.
To whom it may concern: I am currently working on a story and have noticed that I can never complete a story if I post it before completing it. So I have decided to work only on this story and see if that helps with me completing it. If it works then I will be taking my past stories down and working on them one by one to complete them. I hope this works. Thx.
My favorite pairings are!
HARRY/ ANY WEASLEY CHILDREN BUT PERCY, RON, AND GINNY
HARRY/TOM RIDDLE JR.
You know your an idiot when:
1. You accidentally enter your password into the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually look to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Repost if you fell for it. You know you did
Girls Don't realize these things;
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
If you believe Kurama is straight and hate KuramaXHiei pairings, copy and paste this to your profile. ( If you look in book 7 it has a side story of when Kurama met Hiei. He had a girlfriend type person whom he didn't want to die so he erased her memory and feeling for him. It was not because he was gay. And he's not bi either. After over 1000 years of living (give or take) you'd think he'd have figured out what gender he was attracted to...)
If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile (one of my not so smart moments sweat drop )
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. (IT was a glass door thank you very much...)
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. (Burger King- I wanted it my way.)
If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wanted to say "fuck you" to any sort of authority, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IWuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlY JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina The Mischevious, SnowNeko, KylaMizuki, Spirit Evolution, Kikyo is a bitch and should die, Shadow Ice Maiden, T.Fox5, Shinigami71
dont hold ur breath
well thank you mr. obvious
very good, now i supose u want a cookie?
where there's a will there's a way- in this case, its that way.
dont you dare call me short you over hieght giant excuse of a human being!
hahahaaaaa! that was so funny i almost forgot to laugh when you said it the last time!
why r u still here? does it look like i wanna talk right now? no i really thought u'd wanna stare at me more often, now get the hell away!
L-O-S-E-R! whats that spell? LOSER!
who gave u unneccisary meds?
pirate? no im not a pirate, im a bloody murder who steals for fun and scares the shit out of women and children with out touching'em! no seriously, mr., im just a kid walking around the wrond movie set _
got a problem with my driving? call 1-800-get-a-hobby
why do i need a Boy friend? what ever have i done wrong?
oo eee ooo ah ah- ting tang walla walla bing BANG!
just shoot me now and get this over with!
one can never be too sure about ones homework assignments and the REAL motive behind taking away teenage social life.
you will refrain from calling this one 'Runt'.
Dont even think about what you're about to do.
worst cars in the world are hotrods! best cars in the world are STATION WAGONS!
WHY!! WHY DID THE CHIKEN CROSS THE ROAD! I WANT A STRAIGHT ANSWER!
Those of us with Inteligence not only have bearly a social life, we also dont seem to fit in anywhere. reason being, we catch the flaws many do not. dont hate us for what we are-- Intelegent People...
Life is a highway- It goes really fast untill you hit a speed bump and crash.
An Eye for an Eye makes the whole world blind
The best gift in the world is to forgive and forget, then 12 months later, slap the person upside the head and say 'WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING YOU FUCKING DILLDO?!'
Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymousAlbert Einstein
Always forgive your enemys; nothing annoys them so much
Never do something you wouldn't want to explain the the paramedics
No pain, no gain
No pain, no pain
4 out of 5 voices in my head say go back to sleep
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress...but I repeat myself.
What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand? -God
That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing... I meant it. -God
Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test. -God
Don't make me come down there. -God
What goes up will always go down... no matter how hard you try to jump off the roof, you will never fly like a bird, dumb ass...
You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.
I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it forever.
We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.
Just because I'm a genius doesn't mean I'm required to have a lot of common sense. Or any, for that matter...
I'm bored. Run for your sanity.
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
I love deadlines. I especially love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.
"Evil beware, we have waffles." -Raven, Teen Titans
"What do you mean I'm not brave in bed!" -Harry Potter, Order of the Phoenix
All single women have a cat. isnt it funny how all single men either live alone or have a dog (if they're that desperate)
Although in the 20th century it is possible to fire weapons at an object out of visual range, people of the 23rd century will have lost this technology.
Dogs always know who's bad and will naturally bark at them.
Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say: Enter Password Now.
You can always find a chainsaw whenever you're likely to need one.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
female come backs
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
You know your obcessed w/ fanfic when . . .
You get confused between the actual story and the fanfic about it
That you spent more time writing the fanfic than actually watching/reading/playing the thing your writing for
You make fanfiction for other people's fanfiction (Did that posted the damn thing on accident and then had to hurry up and take it back down after a reader pointed it out to me.)
You probably read a fanfic that was longer that the actual book
When u read a m rated fanfic, then read a romance novel claiming to have a harsh sex scene and your like "i've read better sex scenes written by a 12 year old"
When you get excited that your friend also has an account
When you got disappointed when you read/watch/play something new and it wasn't on fanfiction
When your computer doesn't have internet and you need something to do and you say "lets read some fanfics" but then realize thats on the internet then get mad
Reviews on your fic can turn the suckiest week of your life and turn them into the best flippen dipped week u ever lived through
when you feel all proud how your favorite category has one of the highest amounts of stories written
when you someplace random and randomly come up w/ ideas for fanfic for no reason
when you daydream bout a fanfic and plan it out all in your head, even wondering wat people will say bout it and if there are any flaws before you have the first chapter written yet
when you fall asleep reading fanfiction and continue your own little plot in ur dreams only to wake up wandering where've read it and find out a week later it was just a dream ... oh well you'll write it down later.
when you have read this list and thought of additions to it
Man invented earings to show who's the slave and so man puts earings on woman. saying this, it has evovled that earings are fashionable to the woman and now she wears them to bring the said man's wandering eye attention (wich usually goes for somthing round and or shiny on a woman's person) to her face and not her god given gifts. It's just another way the woman turns the tables on a man's way of controling her (better luck next time fellas!)
the difference between earings and navel percings is that with earings guys look up, navel they look down and stay down...
"I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me."
"Are you insane? Of course I want to leave the Dursleys! Have you got a house? When can I move in?"
"He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with news...check if I'm happy..."
"Brilliant! It's Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won't have the time to poison us all!"
"Harry, don't go picking a row with Malfoy, don't forget, he's a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you..."
"Why were you lurking under our window?"
"You know your mother, Malfoy? The expression on her face - like she's got dung under her nose? Is she like that all the time or just because you were with her?"
"He, Dumbledore, will only be gone from the school when none are loyal to him."
-Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
-Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
-Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
-What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...i wonder...
-I was thinking, while I was running...
About not hitting trees, I hope.
-Forget love..I'd rather fall in chocolate!"
-Yes, I'm weird. No, I don't care."
-Silence is golden and duct tape is silver."
-Girls are better than boys because we're girls. Without us, boys wouldn't be here."
-Girls rule, boys suck. The. End.
-Yes, I ask stupid questions. Yes, I do it on purpose.
-Our opinion is not ridiculous or little. It is smart alecky and important.
-Do you make an effort to be an idiot..or is it a gift?
-Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
-There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
-Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.
-A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
-A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, " You will die in seven days..."
-A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"
-A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
-A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
-A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
-A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
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