Destined Jonas
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Joined 10-09-09, id: 2109425, Profile Updated: 05-21-11
Author has written 2 stories for Misc. Tv Shows.

Hey guys!

This is Rachel talking. I'm... not telling you my age. You'll have to guess. I can tell you though, I am less than half a decade younger than Nick Jonas. If you don't know who Nick Jonas is, what the heck are you doing here?! I'm the biggest Jonas Brothers Fan in miles. And I mean it literally. I live in Hong Kong, China, so please forgive me when some of the expressions/words/grammar I use are incorrect/outdated.

My friends at school know me as Rachel or Nickel, while online, my name is often Destined or Unique :)

Hmm... There isn't really much to know about me.

I write only JONAS fanfictions so far, because of time limits and stuff.

My friends so far on are

- silvereyedangel (

- chibiyugixyami (

- SilverChibiAngels (Whom are actually those two combined into one.

- Snowfallxo (Who goes by so many names now I had to think for a very long long time to track down her FF account:

Fanfiction Etiquette Oaths


Yo peeps. Writing "Hey, this sucks, stop writing. Nick is soo OOC and this is utter crap" isn't going to help anyone. In fact it makes the people you're writing to feel really bad to themselves. SO please, for the sake of these unfortunate souls, stop flaming. Here's one golden rule of mine: Flame, and you get reported and deleted. End of convo. And here a few words from the wise Chibiyu:

"So like I said before, if you don’t like it, don’t read it. If you read it and have nothing good to say about it, don’t review. If you don’t like it and do have something nice to say about it and then some constructive criticism then feel free to tell me."

"A little pointer, parenthesis are great for inserting short things but for the longer sentence you have, try other puncuation marks like a dash or simply a comma."

Yes people, that's how you leave CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM.

I, Destined Jonas, am against hating, flaming and unverified reporting. It hurts a writer, more then the hater could ever see. We put our love, tears and souls into our stories. That should not be held back. That should be encouraged with appreciation and building critique.

If you read it, review it.
Every author here, regardless of skill, aim, story type, or grammar is looking for feedback from his or her works. If you like it, tell them why. If you don't like it, tell them why. And no author is looking for flamers to drop them a pointless 'u suck' review. If you believe in these tenets, copy and paste it into your profile. Spread the love. Spread the reviews.

I, Destined Jonas, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.
I have joined the review revolution.

Stop the Pairing Wars!
Respect other pairings and the people that like them. You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else. You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them. You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.

I, Destined Jonas, shalt not insult other pairings, nor will I write about said pairings in a bad light. I would not speak my mind in reviews about hated pairings, even if it's completely taboo.

I am that girl.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak, either behind my back, or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud of who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing things no one seems to have the time to do anymore, who loves and is obsessed with Music. Who can express herself better without words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV, iStartRiots, CourtneyXDuncanForver, musicaltheatergirl-dxc4eva, SamanthaFenton, VampireloverD, Akila-Delpanther-Lambert, Silvereyed Angel, Destined Jonas

Being a Jonas Sister

I'm a Jonas Fan. Jonatic, Jonatica, Jonas-Head, Jonas Sister, part of the Jonas Family, whatever you wanna call it, I don't care. I'm a Jonas fan. And I'm proud of it.

They told us that we were crazy, and we said, "We knew that a long time ago." They tell us to stop talking about them, and we say "We can talk about whoever, whatever and whenever we want." We don't care what anyone says, we won't stop talking about them, thinking about them, wishing for them, listening to them, watching them, dreaming about them, and most of all, caring for them. Never ever. So you can either get over it or leave us alone.

;) Ah, the old times back in 2005

Joe: I just found out the other day, like, putting a PopTart either in the microwave, or, like an oven, tastes so much better.

Nick: Yeah, he JUST found that out.

Kevin: I thought that was the way they were supposed to be made!

Nick: …They’re called POP tarts.

Joe: Yeah, but you – I, I didn’t expect-oh you know, that it doesn’t say in the instructions to put this in the oven or microwave!

Nick: Yeah it does!

Kevin: Yeah it does.

Nick: It says on the whole back of the box!

Kevin: You ever read the directions?

Nick: It has all of the nutrition facts on the SIDE of the box.

Joe: And an egg doesn’t say "crack this"! It doesn’t say that, does it?!

Nick: No, 'cause you don’t HAVE to do that.

Jonas Dictionary!!!

Twitter = Twatter

Tweets = Tweeds

Bday = Baday

Love = Loge

Blue = Blueck

Bummer = Bumber

Facebook = Bookface

Awesome = Plobnrg

Dude = Duder

We're Sorry


that you think the Jonas Brothers are gay

and only because they don't talk about hooking up with girls in their music.


that you think they are pansies,

and only because they aren't cussing at us through their music.


that you joke at me for being in love with them

and only because you don't know them, and haven't given them a chance.


That they call girls beautiful instead of sexy, so you think that they are wussies

and only because you don't have the guts to call us beautiful instead, too.


That you think their music sucks

and only because they aren't talking about getting drunk or high.

And most of all I'M SORRY

that you haven't even given them a chance.

You haven't even listened to their music. And you haven't even thought about the fact that girls LOVE when guys act like the Jonas Brothers do.


Here are my stereotypes :P

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be mean.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be trying to be sexy.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.


I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be over controlling and rude.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and rude.


I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm SMART so I MUST be bad at sports.



I'm ASIAN so I MUST be sexy

I'm RELIGIOUS so I MUST shove my beliefs down everyone's throat

I'm IN MIDDLE SCHOOL so I MUST be immature

I'm a DANCER so I MUST be a stupid, stuck-up whore


I HAVE STRIGHT "A"S so I MUST have no social life

I'm into THEATER AND ART so I MUST be a homosexual

I have BIG BOOBS so I MUST be a ho

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be ugly

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.


I'm FAT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.


I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY


I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like to be LOVED so I MUST be a Lesbian, Hippy or Gay

I'm CATHOLIC so I MUST agree with the Pope on everything.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST think I'm better

I LOVE FANFICTION so I MUST have no life and be a nerd.

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST be a smart alec

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm a CATHOLIC, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head (I am crazy and I hear voices in my head, both those aren't God, 'cause they're pure evil)

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I LOVE MY FRIENDS, so I MUST be giving them something

I'm SUSPICIOUS, so I MUST be an arrogant jerk

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious


I'm FRIENDS WITH EMOS so I MUST be emo too.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid and stuck up

I WRITE, so I MUST be a loner.

I'm FORGETFUL, so I MUST be doing it on purpose.

I sometimes SAY STUPID THINGS so I MUST be stupid.

I'm CATHOLIC, so I MUST hate everyone whose beliefs are different than mine.

I'm FRIENDS WITH ATHEISTS so I MUST be an Atheist too.

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Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 36706 - Favs: 29,542 - Follows: 21,504 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Anarchy As Art by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Draco's a master thief and illegal Potions brewer. Harry is the Auror assigned to hunt him. A cat and mouse game. With endless tension. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,199 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
King of Serpents by karatemaster101 reviews
He was left for a Squib as a child, too smart for his own good. Now everything comes tumbling back at him, and Artemis Fowl II is thrown into the world of magic, for better or for worse. And what's this about a stone that can turn any metal into gold?... COMPLETED: SEQUEL UP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,796 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Harry P., Draco M., Voldemort, Artemis F. - Complete
The Courtship of Tigers by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. It began because Draco happened to notice the way that the collar of Potter's robe encircled his neck when he bent down. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,306 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 95 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sealed with a Kiss by faithwood reviews
Harry Potter will fall in love with the first person who kisses him. Draco knows what he must do. A Christmassy Hogwarts kissy fic, this. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48,507 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 1,992 - Follows: 291 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ma Mère est la République by Ravariel reviews
Enjolras, seeking to become a true son of the Republic, finds that being a friend of the abased is very different from being one of them. Unfinished, and may remain so.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,985 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Enjolras
Then Comes a Mist and a Weeping Rain by faithwood reviews
It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that's ever so cross. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Metaphorical angst. Hufflepuffs. A peacock. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,038 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 171 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Untitled by Chibiyu reviews
This is the story of my heartbreak; the one I feel everyday.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Complete
Decoy Dilemma by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Auror Potter and Counsellor Malfoy return to Hogwarts in order to protect their children from a man who has vowed revenge. Of course, it's quite a lot more complicated than that. MATURE CONTENT BLAH BLAH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,555 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Promises Made on Wands by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Harry has to keep asking Draco Malfoy for help, and in return, Draco asks only for the smallest of payments: a promise. A promise made on wands. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,535 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Touchstone by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Things would be easier for Draco if his memory worked like other people's. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,700 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Jar Wars! by Chibiyu reviews
No this is not about people throwing Jars at each other. JONASxSTARWARS! Three lessons learned; 1.Never trust Joe with a laser gun 2. Elvis is NOT Nick's dog but a wise old puppet 3. Never get my sister on a sugar rush and ask her for help. FULL INSIDE!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,002 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Complete
To Touch a Unicorn by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, postwar oneshot. Draco is content with his life as the new Care of Magical Creatures professor. That is, if Harry Potter and those stupid unicorns would both go away. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,097 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 144 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hissy Fit by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is an under-utilized Auror and Draco is an auditor for Gringotts. He lives to torment the Ministry and, of course, Harry Potter. He is also a Registered Animagus. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,447 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 1,747 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Cycle of Fire by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, epilogue compliant. Some fires burn without kindling. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Eclipse by Mijan reviews
Draco swore revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and for once, he keeps his promise. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. But when Draco’s world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins. HD, COMP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 309,149 - Reviews: 3350 - Favs: 5,419 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Under Obligation by aulizia-and-kirixchi reviews
Narcissa swore that nothing but the love would induce her to marry but when it falls to her to marry Lucius Malfoy in her sister's stead, will she abandon her dreams for family honour, or can she have both?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,264 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 1/25/2005 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Lucius M., Narcissa M.
The Family Name: Arctic Incident by Elbereth in April reviews
Draco Malfoy visits Artemis Fowl at Fowl Manor over the summer. While he's there, Fowl gets a ransom demand for his kidnapped father. Then both boys are drafted into helping the fairies with a goblin uprising.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,262 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/12/2004 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Draco M., Artemis F. - Complete
Lessons by Kirixchi reviews
[COMPLETE]- Narcissa Black wasn't always a golden girl. She had a beauty that no one could see...until she started taking lessons from a master. Will Lucius Malfoy get more than he bargained for?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,769 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/2/2004 - Published: 8/23/2004 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
The Family Name by Elbereth in April reviews
Artemis-Harry Potter Crossover. Artemis learns he is a wizard. Put one unethical child genius in Hogwarts and watch the schemes and rivalries unfold. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 92,631 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Draco M., Artemis F. - Complete
Happy Ending by Tam Lynne reviews
Phantoms! Mizzies! Drama! True Love! R/C Romance! The Limbo of Happy-Endingless People!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/10/2003
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Pink? reviews
Macy is in a panic to find out that she has no feminine clothing items. JONAS.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,275 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011
Passing the Pitchfork reviews
Just four Jonasfic-authoresses messing around on Twitter. This contains fictional content and features JONAS's characters so this is still a fanfic. Rated T for swearing.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,379 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Complete