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Hi my name is Jessica but my friends call me Renesmee (its a long story).

i am 16 years old.

I live in engalnd and i am not snotty like american films say!! (no offence guys)

I love writing stories in my spare time, when i am not doing school work

The reason i write on fan-fiction is because my best friend Natalie A.K.A XxdizzyblondxX thought i should. THANKS NAT!!

i am a MASSIVE Twilight fan. I 100 PERCENT TEAM JACOB!! and always will be!! i am going to write fanfiction for Harry Potter & Twilight because i am huge fans!!

Guys i am begging you to PLEASE review my work so i can make it better and write more!!


this is a link to why i am team Jacob!!

Lessons learned from Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

MY Oath to Twilight: (made by Angel.With.Golden.Eyes)

i promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I am out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlie’s sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Esme

When someone shows me that they care

And I promise to remember Emmett

When feeling stronger than a grizzly bear

I promise to remember Rosalie

When beauty strikes my eye

And I promise to dress fashionably

So Alice will be satisfied

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever I am feeling calm

And I promise to remember Renesmee

When I’m protecting someone small

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I end up in the E.R.

And I promise to follow vampire rules

So the Volturi don’t get involved

Yes I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know

CULLENISM: my religion

I'm not afraid of bloody murderers

I'm not afraid of hell

I'm not afraid of clowns trying to kill me

I'm not afraid of nightmares

I'm not afraid of crazy people

I'm not afraid of werewolves

I'm only afraid of vampires with red eyes. O_o

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid a--. deffo for Bella from Jacob!

Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Sexier, hotter and spicier Than You since 1901

If your friend(s) think you're crazy for reading a book about romantic vampires and you don't care, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever imagined killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, paste this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, Vampiregal22,Edward-Lover1, SPOONS Secret Agent Alice, Golden Eyed Vampire, Twilight-is-Lovee, emmettsmyfave, kiki-twilighter-ever, renesmeeisme

Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you are on Team Jacob copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Jacob, from the Twilight saga, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to be that little hyper pixie of Alice, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that the Twilight books are the best books known to woman and man, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

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Alls fair in love and war by Cheynee reviews
The journey of love and hate between Lily and James through school up until Harry is born. Marauders pranks, school romance and cute times. Rated M just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 94 - Words: 372,492 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 5/28/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Ginny Potter and The Boy Who Lived by rumpelsnorcack reviews
Sequel to Ginny Weasley and The Boy Who Lived. It's probably not necessary to read that one first, as it follows canon pretty thoroughly. But this one does refer to made up scenes in that one from time to time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 81,194 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 8/8/2009 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Doing what they shouldn't be by Wingtear reviews
Sequel to Nessie & Jacob , sitting in a tree. A few years have passed, Nessie's finally finishing high school and it's time for her to be told everything. Problem is, she has a few wishes of her own for her graduation night and they go south, way south...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,547 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Of Lucky Socks and Lollipops by fullmetalgrigori reviews
Lily has always known that she hates James Potter. It takes a pair of lucky socks, her friends, his friends, and some lollipops to change her mind. Rated "T" for safety, it probably won't deserve it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,259 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Nessie & Jacob, sitting in a tree by Wingtear reviews
COMPLETE! Renesmee and Jacob have loved each other since the day she was born. What happens when that love goes beyond brotherly for Jake? Nessie's physically around 16 and have started to discover boys, or frankly, a certain werewolf...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,339 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Twilight Chat Room by Hypnotized.By.Golden.Eyes reviews
The characters of Twilight chat about whatever they want. Why? Because they can!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 56,702 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 2/19/2009
Liz by JaneStrauss reviews
Seth’s about to engage when Jacob and his family appear and Seth’s stable relationship crumble down because of the fragile and dangerous Liz Black and the inconvenience of imprinting. BUT SHE'S NOT SETH'S IMPRINT. Second fanfic! Reviews and make me smile!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,625 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Seth
The love of an imprint by case1234 reviews
As if Jacob Black doesn't have it hard enough he had just imprinted on no one other than Leah Clearwater.This takes place during Eclipse. How will Bella deal with Jealousy...?Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,838 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Jacob, Leah
Why Did I Get This Life by laughingchicklol reviews
Life sucks, Leah can say that. To her the only answer is at the bottom of the cliff. Somehow she survives after a deadly blow to the head. If her life couldn't get any worse, she learns that even after two years a pregnancy can ruin her life as well.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,360 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Leah, Sam
Jacob's Promise by LeahAnne reviews
Jacob promised Bella that he would take care of her and their family. But what happens when things from their past come cropping back up? And what does Irina want with Bella? Jacob/Bella. Sequel to Jacob's Baby. Mature Audiences Only. BlackSwan, Mild Jeah
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,464 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Exceptions by beautywhispers reviews
How much more of Nessie's rudeness can Edward take? Edward guides his daughter through adolescence, but he needs to give her a little push. Warning : Spanking in first few chapters. non-sexual.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,162 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Emmett's 16 fun things to do in an elevator! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Emmett discovers a list so magical, he beleives it was created by unicorns! He must complete this list! 16 days, 16 fun things to do in an elevator. What could go wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,469 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Emmett - Complete
88 Things The New Moon Movie Has Taught Us by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
New Moon? Not educational? YEAH RIGHT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010
Soccer in the Twilight Zone by manunitedfan reviews
Bella holds a competition, and whoever wins it, gets to be her boyfriend. It's Jacob and the pack vs. Edward and the vampires. What is the competition? To play a game of soccer, scoring the most goals. This should be interesting...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,556 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Bella, Jacob
The Cruise by Emmettsgirlyeayourjealous reviews
This is just a little story I had a dream about. The cullens go on a cruise and meet and a human named Natalie,Emmett gets a chinchilla that he named mocha. First FanFicton So go easy on me please! mike comes back to try to get bella to love him again!:F
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,894 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Emmett, Edward
Cullen Chatroom: Proper Jokes! D by Sleeping Average-Looking reviews
I know loads of people have done stories like this but i promise you i have difference in my name! Not only will there be dialog but there will be story chapter that relate to the chatroom! please read nad review! x x T because of refrences x
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 12/16/2009
Happiness At Last by Klutzy Saxophone Player reviews
Edward didn't come back, and Victoria changed Bella. They're now sisters and live with the Volturi. Bella became a singer and changed her name, but how are Jasper and her so close? Wait... Why did he just... Oh, my. Things may get better... Or worse..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,993 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Shut up and Practice on Not Dying by BeauteRouge reviews
When time repeats itself, just a little reminder like a tampon box can change your life with a glance and a little counting. 7 years after Breaking Dawn. Regular ships & Jenessmee. Read and you'll love it. :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,981 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Renesmee Cullen Shooting Stars Ch 14 Nessie's POV by lucystilinski reviews
This is chapter 14 Finally of Renesmee Cullen Shooting Stars the delievery in Nessie's POV It describes the pains and reliefs of delivery to Nessie. I hope you like it
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Renesmee and Jacob story by Klaroline-True reviews
Nessie is starting school with Jacob, will jacob tell her about imprinting? she also has a big decision to make later on. very cute:
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,396 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Kisses at Midnight by I'm At My All Time Low reviews
Sequel to 'Love with a Red Bow' "What are you standing there for? Kiss me." “Wow! Leah Clearwater asking me to kiss her? I never would have dreamed of it!” Blackwater, HAPPY NEW YEAR! One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Renesmee and Jacob Forever? reviews
A story of Renesmee Cullen and Jacob Black. they are deeply in love . Jacob does something terrible to Nessie, in her view. will she ever forgive him? will their love survive?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,392 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob