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Joined 10-04-00, id: 21095, Profile Updated: 02-15-10
Author has written 25 stories for Emperor's New Groove, Digimon, Misc. Cartoons, Lord of the Rings, Dragon Ball Z, He-Man, G. I. Joe, Pirates of the Caribbean, Yu-Gi-Oh, Misc. Movies, Shaman King, Fullmetal Alchemist, Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, Watchmen, Death Note, One Piece, Freakazoid, Dr. Seuss series, Batman, and Deadpool.

Here's my fanfiction. I have a very weird weird sense of humor that I really let fly in fanfic. There will be slash in most everything you read of mine here, even if it's just two guys smiling at eachother as in the end of one of my LOTR fics. It's always seemed natural to me, and I feel that presenting gay characters provides stories most canon still won't do because of the wretched culture war. Fanfiction has become yet another art I practice, although the one that's most like a hobby. I presented fic on a couple occassions in art school, however. The potential for self-expression and pop culture criticism is amazing. But it's mostly just for fun and creative expression. :D

Anyway... been on the busy side with my own web-comic and site (it's got canon slash and adventure!) but I should be posting new chapters, revisions and fic from time to time. It's part hobby and part of my own artistic process.

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The Smurfs One-Shot Collection by The Song Has Spoken reviews
Yup, one-shots about our favorite blue creatures. Will have slash pairings, femslash pairings, het pairings, or even no pairings. Most will be from the second movie, so there will be spoilers! Ratings will vary. All warnings will be listed in the summary! Feel free to ask for a certain story, as well. Reviews loved!
Smurfs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Papa Smurf, Smurfette, Grouchy
A Good Man by CaptainHooksGirl reviews
Standing on a rooftop overlooking the city of Paris, Javert reflects on what makes a man "good" and whether or not he falls into that category. As the barricade falls, the revolutionaries aren't the only ones who need reminding that even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise. An alternate ending for Javert.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Inspector Javert, Jean Valjean
A Bead of Silver by ThePotterMalfoyProblem reviews
A short bittersweet tale of love that lasts through time, told through the eyes of Frodo Baggins. Thorin/Bilbo (Thilbo) SLASH Rated T because people think relationships are controversial. Only a slight bit angsty, I promise. *bookverse*
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Leo's Reflection by AJ Tomb Raider reviews
Warning: contains gender-bend! While testing his family's blood samples, Donnie makes a discovery regarding one of his siblings. How will the Hamato clan deal with this sudden change?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,142 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Leonardo
chronicles by Annuska Eileen reviews
Growing up is hard. Being the head of a corporation larger than you is hard. Losing everything is hard.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - The Once-ler
Four Plus One by Kimauri reviews
Formerly "Four Happy Endings That Never Were". A series of 5 part oneshots, featuring characters from the Lorax. Currently open to prompts.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,638 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - The Lorax, The Once-ler
Happy Birthday to Me by solairu reviews
birthday shortfic for the Once-ler. angst and a bit of Oncest fluff.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/22/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
O'Hare's Doubt by ghost-of-a-scarecrow reviews
Quite a while after the events of the film, O'Hare finds himself wandering dejectedly through the newly growing Truffula Valley, until he meets a strange orange creature and the former business tycoon, the Once-ler. One-shot.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Aloysius O'Hare, The Once-ler - Complete
Signs Unnoticed by Sarah1281 reviews
After the destruction of the Truffula trees, the Once-Ler is left to try to figure out where it all went wrong and how he could have possibly missed all the signs that things weren't as good as they seemed. And yeah, he should have listened to the Lorax.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2012 - The Once-ler, The Lorax - Complete
Cypress by Lady Charity reviews
The Lorax must understand that his friend the Once-ler is old now, and that he soon will die.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/18/2012 - The Once-ler, The Lorax - Complete
Dabbles in Drabbles by Kimauri reviews
100 word drabbles about the Lorax and the Once-ler of... questionable quality? Might possibly add more later.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - The Lorax, The Once-ler
What Comes Naturally by EatingClouds reviews
Once-Ler/Lorax, people. Once-Ler's side of the story. Movie references and 70's cartoon/book.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/6/2012
Delinquent Duo by DelinquentDuo reviews
Is there really a line between good and evil? Can two former bad guys become the new good guys? This is the question that is raised as Weevil Underwood and Rex Raptor try their hand at entering Duel Academy...You heard me. AU fic.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 101,545 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 7/18/2007
True Courage by Kat Lee formerly Pirate Turner reviews
Adora knows that her sweet Glimmer possesses true courage, no matter what others may say about her. Femme Slash Drabble.
She-Ra, Princess of Power - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Complete
Grey by Rheallia reviews
TFA: He should have been kicking, screaming to get that voice out of his processors, but it was so dark and powerful. It was rather…seductive. Slash, non-con.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Bumblebee, Megatron - Complete
Poker Face by Lady Shockbox reviews
Barbie dumps Ken for Zurg and Twitch is left with the task of comforting his friend... except the dream house is too small, Ken is taking too long to pick out something to wear, and they're going to be late for poker night. Oneshot. Hints of slash.
Toy Story - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Twitch, Ken - Complete
WATCHMEN: Sins of the Father by Classic Cowboy reviews
KP/Watchmen. In 1985, a group of heroes were involved in a event that changed the course of world history. Now, years later, reactions to that event put the whole world in danger. The question still remains to this day... Who watches the Watchmen?
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,319 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Kim P., Ron S.
Bubastis by Rakaziel reviews
A little what-if parody of Watchmen. It should ne noted that I liked Watchmen and this is all in good fun.
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Adrian V./Ozymandias, Jonathan O./Doctor Manhattan
New World Without End by CameoAmalthea reviews
Alternate Ending, Spoilers for the entire series. How Light could have won, and what happens afterwards. This is not Slash until chapter 7, then it becomes Light/Mikami. If you don't like slash then read the first 7 chapters, they are slash free.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,994 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Mikami T., Light Y.
Girl Gets Girl by RebLaw reviews
After the season 2 finale, Azula pursues Katara, thinking she would make a wonderful addition to her posse, only to find something she wasn't looking for. [AzulaxKatara][Please R&R]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,463 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Azula, Katara
Everything I Wanted To Have by Kitkat113227 reviews
Charlotte has always loved princesses. Femmeslash.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Charlotte L.B., Tiana - Complete
The Joke's on You, Bella by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
A high school debate tournament shows Bella who--and what--Edward really is.
Crossover - Batman the Animated Series & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Complete
The Invisible Girl by Risingashes reviews
Azula was not always a prodigy.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Azula, Zuko - Complete
Pinkie Promise by Artemis Day reviews
There was once a time when Zuko and Azula loved each other. Those times are over now, but in a way, they will never truly end. "Big Brother! I'm so glad to see you!" Post-Series.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Zuko, Azula - Complete
Parallax by XxHot92xX reviews
But in the end, they are just smudges. Accidental. Because humans need an explanation. Rorschach .
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach
The End is Nigh by zrose reviews
Not your usual Rorschach gets thrown into the future fic. Actually, he's in another dimension. Nothing is right, and it probably never will be, but who knows? This is New York, anything can happen.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl
Cracked Reflection by Misato reviews
Wherein what happened in Antarctica was more than it seemed, Rorschach makes some unpleasant discoveries, and Nightwing really doesn't need to be dealing with any of this right now. Set after Final Crisis.
Crossover - Nightwing & Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,978 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
The Bleak Midwinter by Khilari reviews
Sir Walter and Sir Daniel travel into faerie to retrieve a stolen child. Written for the kinkmeme. Medieval fantasy AU.
Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,034 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
The Stray by sparklyscorpion reviews
Hollis Mason takes Rorschach under his wing after the new vigilante helps save him one night.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Hollis M., Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Unlikely Allies by ATG-4835 reviews
In 1964, a 24-year-old Rorschach meets a new costumed-adventurer called Nite Owl II. Realizing that their skills complement each other, they decide to band together in what will eventually be the famous partnership between the two most unlikely allies.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,035 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl
The End is Neigh by Knightfall1138 reviews
Short parodies of "Watchmen" as told through the journal entries of our favorite masked vigilante. Hurm...
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,530 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
The Man That Got Away by Belphegor reviews
It's 1974, and a case has just gone badly wrong for the famous Nite Owl II and Rorschach team. No slash, one-shot, comic-based.
Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,864 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Always Complicated by DPAK reviews
Their’s is not a typical friendship. Drabbles about Dan and Rorschach in the early days of their partnership.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach
Dreams by Bagatelle reviews
The death of Walter Kovacs had been orchestrated on a field beyond the physical: one that couldn’t have been reached by anyone else. In that sense, only Nite Owl could kill Daniel Dreiberg. Rorschach thinks some things over while Dan sleeps.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl
Not Quite Happily Ever After by Elspeth1 reviews
Laurie isn't what he really wants.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Laurie J./Silk Spectre - Complete
Feet of Clay by glitterburn reviews
Adrian Veidt/Alexander the Great/Hephaistion. Adrian goes back in time to Libya, 331 BC in order to meet the one man who’s ever truly meant anything to him.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,838 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Adrian V./Ozymandias - Complete
Starlight in Her Eyes by Mikel Midnight reviews
Doctor Manhattan left Earth to create life. But it's hard to be a single parent. Watchmen slash.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Jonathan O./Doctor Manhattan - Complete
Courtship Rituals by peroxidepest17 reviews
ZoSan- From the wedding to life after.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,595 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 12/2/2004
Oh, the possibilities by spoodle monkey reviews
Hawk gets hit with a truth serum and it all goes downhill from there. Good thing Star Girl, the Watch Towers guru of gossip is there. HAWKQUESTION SLASH
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Complete
Cruel and Unusual by MiaoShou reviews
Light's dreams and fantasies - what he wants, what he doesn't have. Shounen ai. Yaoi. LightxLxLight.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,825 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
I'm What? by Aranel Took reviews
Hal and Kyle get some very surprising news. Hal/Kyle SLASH MPREG
Green Lantern - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Two Villains in Love by AStormIsBrewing reviews
Because Pure Evil always equals True Love, and weddings are a great occasion for mayhem. A love story between the two greatest villains of all time. Two villains in love . . . are a horrible thing.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Azula
Oneiromancy by Silver Pard reviews
He's not Kira, but sometimes he dreams he is, and that's L's fault too.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,227 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Irrational by Mendeia reviews
Oneshot. Slash one-sided . Leatherhead muses on the events of the "Good Genes" plotline and its impact on his heart. And on the turtle to whom he has lost himself...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,872 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Leatherhead, Donatello - Complete
Fire by KillerSockz reviews
Set after Book 3 Chapter 13. Hearts pounding violently against their chests, as they remembered the rainbow of fire, the two boys turned to one another. Flames in their eyes melded, and they knew. Zuko/Aang
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
12 Moves Sideways by Silver Pard reviews
Harry thinks the new Defence professor needs watching. Harry Potter/Death Note crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 77 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Harry P., Light Y. - Complete
What The Gods Cannot Foresee by halfeatenmoon reviews
Ryuk did his research - sort of. He wrote the Death Note instructions in the right language, but left it in the wrong country. What could have happened if the person who found it didn't speak English at all? Crossover
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Ryuk - Complete
Turnabout Coming Out by Ellcrys reviews
In which Maya finally explains to Pearl that she and Phoenix are never going to get married and live happily ever after. Phoenix agrees... until she gets to the 'why' part.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
Lead Me Not Into Temptation by amor-remanet reviews
A student's personal struggles with his identity makes Albus Dumbledore reflect on his own loves. Angst, SLASH, Albus x Gellert. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,481 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Albus D., Terry B. - Complete
Taste by PoeticIrony reviews
[ZxA] Aang's always had a weird taste in people, just look at Bumi! But seriously, this is just plain weird. The story of how the Gaang deal with Aang's new found relationship. Rating may change.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Aang, Zuko
Changing Hands by Old Roman reviews
A short and sinister Haunted Mansion story about an unfortunate young master, his wayward bride, and a mysterious caretaker, all in their corruptible, mortal state.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Complete
Two Months of Insanity by HarlequinDreams reviews
The ingenious minds of Gellert Grindelwald and Albus Dumbledore come together at the age of seventeen. Based on Deathly Hallows. Now betaread by Tree of GAFF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,775 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Albus D. - Complete
Questionable Taste by A Ferret Called Silver reviews
Albus catches Aberforth in an uncomfortable situation in the barn. Probably not what you're thinking. crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Albus D. - Complete
Socks by Sivaroobini Lupin-Black reviews
When Albus Dumbledore looks into the Mirror of Erised, he does indeed see a pair of thick, woollen socks. But he also sees the giver. Oneshot, Deathly Hallows spoilers!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Albus D. - Complete
D' Name by MissMune reviews
“Dudley,” Luna repeated, as though thinking deeply about his name. “You best watch out for Dimpering Isigots. They attack people with ‘D’ names, you know.” Post DH Drabble oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Dudley D., Luna L. - Complete
Sleeping Dogs Lie by TheShoelessOne reviews
A young man and his surprising eulogy. Of unions, humanity, and what was. MAJOR DH SPOILERS!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Neville L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Like the Ocean Needs the Waves by Skitlord reviews
A man tries to find an old friend to tell her something he needed to say a long time ago. Pairing not obvious
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
Sound Medical Advice by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
In which Ren is frustrated with the fact that he's sexually frustrated, Horohoro is a few notches below genius, and we all learn that Faust VIII is not someone to go to with problems concerning one's love life. Puberty is so much fun, isn't it? [HoroxRen?
Shaman King - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2007 - J. Faust VIII, Ren T., Horohoro U. - Complete
Death Note by vashsunglasses reviews
Four chapters, Four turtles, Four possible recipients of the Death Note.
Crossover - Ninja Turtles & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
The Starfish Effect by Ane the panther reviews
The Edwards are causing trouble, and Bella is very confused.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Complete
A Death Note Christmas carol by kerisu reviews
Set in 2009 CONTAINS SEVERE SPOILERS Light Yagami is visited by 3 ghosts that try to get him to feel remorse for his Kira escapades.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/6/2007 - Published: 10/17/2006
All I Ever Had by kitkat78 reviews
Seto and Jou are a couple, and have been for some time. But what if someone decides they want Jou for themself...and what if they had the power to make it happen? Reposted for the final time....Shonenai, Yaoi, no citrus! 1st YGO story, be kind! Chapter 19
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,532 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/1/2006 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Seto K., K. Jounouchi
Houston, We Have a Problem by Supergirrl reviews
Will and Matt's daughter is.... different, to say the least.
W.I.T.C.H. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Complete
Did You Notice? by Akira of the Twilight reviews
[Jokes about SetoJou, but nothing there] Jaden has noticed something about one of his friends. They look similar to Seto Kaiba and Joey Wheeler. Wait! Could this mean... a love child?
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Green by your knight in tinfoil armor reviews
His eyes' were never supposed to be green. And they never should have died.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Hand in Glove by Swanwhite reviews
Bound up in buttoned gloves, corsets, and high collars, hardly anyone suspects how pearl white Victoria is inside. Saffic, VictoriaEmily.
Corpse Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Complete
Never Meant to Be by InvaderRed reviews
Kurogane finally lets himself cry, finally shows emotion. All for Fai, the one who wouldn't be there anymore.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Complete
Pipe Dream by Eggo Waffles reviews
Lucy comes to terms with her Faun fetish. Tumnus comes to terms with the fact that his teapot is broken. LucyTumnus parody... don't say you weren't warned.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Complete
Smile by animeninjaNIPPON reviews
Ren remembers someone that made him laugh...oddly enough. [yaoi alert, not a happy story]
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,687 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 6/20/2005 - Ren T., Chocolove M.
Schadenfreude by Lizard Pie reviews
Sequel to Suppository. The boys are vengeful after what has been done to them. So rather than just lick their wounds, they decide to get Faust back. The title means, very fittingly, 'happiness at the misfortune of others'.
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,427 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Published: 10/11/2005 - J. Faust VIII, Eliza F.
Gonna Have A Good Time by yorickjones reviews
Albert's a big, big man with a big, big heart but even he can't help one of the old gang who's fallen on hard times.
Fat Albert - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Complete
Because I'm trying so hard by fen-san reviews
A brief look at Grumpy and one of his missions. Why is he so cynical and gloomy and why do we only see the others' care missions with kids? He tries, but reality bites too hard. Subject matter somewhat morbid, death is involved, so not for younger kids.
Care Bears - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Complete
It was you by Ashuri-Kasandora-Tsuyoi reviews
Deep feelings exist between Amidamaru and Mosuke even though their only aware of their own. But can they act on these feelings before something terrible happens. Requested Fanfic. R&R
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Amidamaru, Mosuke
Slipping Away by unicorn13564 reviews
Yaoi One-shot. Horo is critically ill and only 1 person is by his side. As the Ainu’s life slips away from him, he has to decide whether to leave things as they are, or to change a certain shaman’s life forever. Horox? WAY better than it sounds, just kind
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Complete
Eww, Valentines by animeninjaNIPPON reviews
It's Valentine's Day at skool. Every boy has a girl to flirt with, and viceversa. Well, almost… [slash alert]
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Silk Ribbon by Lunapokema reviews
Sweet and somewhat suggestive Valentines drabble. ZoLu ZoroxLuffy Shonen aiYaoi. Please R&R!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete
Tea Stains & Wax Burns by Funky Funky Usopp reviews
[Drabble] [Mr.2 X Mr.3] What really goes on in the mind of Mr.2? Not alot kids...
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2005
Rain Drops by Fire Kitten reviews
Seto has been kidnapped and it's up to Yugi and his friends to save him! But what happens when one of their own is taken as well? Yaoi SetoJoey (Completed)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 63,064 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/6/2005 - Published: 12/27/2004 - Complete
Quid Pro Quo by Piscean Papillion reviews
From the point of view of Syndrome, and yes, it contains spoilers. Syndrome reflects on his obsession with a certain Mr. Incredible. Slashy, but not incredibly so.
Incredibles - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Complete
Rough Draft by samurai-ashes reviews
Joey tries to find a quick way out of the army recruitment office. [KaibaxJoey]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/7/2004
Obscene Obsession by RedboneShawty07 reviews
Since first year, Colin Creevey has been snapping photos of the Boy-Who-Lived. Just what does he do with the photos? One shot ficlet. Just for fun. .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/30/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Long Night by The Lilty Warrior reviews
(TEAM AMERICA WORLD POLICE) Takes place after the movie. Sarah has a rough night - and help from a team mate leads her to talk to Joe which results in an understanding of feelings. Rated for some language and a light romantic situation.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,712 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/22/2004
Proud to be an American! by Alaskan Blue reviews
Dee and Ryo celebrate a bittersweet 4th of July when the government makes a decision that will change their lives forever. Warnings: Language, shonen ai
FAKE - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,591 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2004
Confessions of a Shutterbug by ultimaton reviews
Um...an errant thought about Colin Creevey's obsession with Harry Potter. Angsty. Very angsty. PG for hint of slash. Comments welcome, as usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/13/2004 - Harry P.
The Two Princesses of Oz by Cygna-hime reviews
[Oz] Princess or no, Ozma was once Tip, and it's not always easy to completely change the way you think...and feel. [Femslash]
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2004
The Execution by X-parrot reviews
Finding the One Piece had always been the goal. But had any of them truly realized the cost of becoming Pirate King, the most wanted man in the world?
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Complete
Power to the People by BluePard reviews
Pirates inspire both fear and admiration. Grand Line artists recently found a unique way of dealing with both: yaoi doujinshi based on the Wanted lists.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2004 - Complete
He Watched Him by LadyAstralis reviews
Zoro's got a problem. He can't keep his eyes off of his captain! What's he gonna doooo! yaoi
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,006 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/14/2004 - Published: 10/7/2003
The Talk by Regann reviews
COMPLETE. Jounouchi has "the talk" with Shizuka's triumphant suitor. Beware overprotective older brothers! Mild hints at both shonen-ai and shoujo-ai.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/6/2004 - Complete
Letting Go by FuziPenguin reviews
Jack experiences a new emotion and it frightens him. Implied J/W/E
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/29/2003
Contrast by Funky Funky Usopp reviews
Battle City-ish based :: Just a short sweet and a lil funny in places but has a reflective nature.. I VERY Proud of it PLZ RnR! Rex X Joey Got2 love odd pairs!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/16/2003
Simple Solutions by Spug reviews
A Lilo and Stitch fanfic. Well more Jumba n Pleakley fanfic. Contains some slash. Cute and the most mushiest thing I have ever written. Please Read and Review.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2002
Selected Ponderances from the Elders' Scrolls by Mall Security reviews
I discuss the preponderance of "or" as a name suffix, and other stuff. First Fanfic!
He-Man - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/18/2002
Would You Like to Die? (Est-que.....) by Ch0Chang reviews
Colin Creevey, the boy who has admired Harry forever, has fallen in love with the Boy Who Lived. However, Harry and Ginny are together. Colin won't give up until he gets what he wants......
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/6/2002 - Published: 12/31/2001 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Harry Has Two Godfathers by Greer Shlivandas reviews
A now-infamous slash parody of Leslea Newman's book 'Heather Has Two Mommies'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2002
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Sustaining reviews
Once-ler and the Lorax are going into business together? Truffulashipping Part 2: The Once-ler files a lawsuit against...
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - The Once-ler, The Lorax - Complete
The Intruder and His Violent Ways
Anarky visits the Once-ler in his office. Inspired by Detective Comics 608-609 and both animated versions of the Lorax.
Crossover - Batman & Dr. Seuss series - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Published: 4/12/2012 - The Once-ler
Pancakes reviews
The Lorax makes pancakes for the Once-ler on their anniversary. Post-movie.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/24/2012 - The Lorax, The Once-ler
Manufactured Desire reviews
The Once-ler discovers something about himself in the worst possible way. Slight rewrite,
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/22/2012 - The Once-ler - Complete
Dead Note reviews
Deadpool matches wits with Light Yagami.
Crossover - Death Note & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Light Y.
A place where nobody dared to go reviews
The love that we came to know, they call it Xanadu... Jeepers/Vorn. Reference links inside.
Freakazoid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Complete
When it comes to personal storms reviews
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Crossover - One Piece & Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Luffy, Walter K./Rorschach
i really don't know what to call this reviews
it's a linguistic crackfic with a certain kidnapper. Part 1 with L, Part 2 with Light.
Crossover - Death Note & Freakazoid - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Complete
human apple juice reviews
the end is here, fic finished on cross-country flight, refined on east coast & uploaded late into the night before net connection died so only now the summary is in presumably final form. only now do i see the true horror of what i've written. be warned
Crossover - Death Note & Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,759 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Light Y., Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
SatAM Watchmen:Black Freighter 2parter and fandom reviews
Delving into one of the more popular episodes of the Watchmen Saturday Morning cartoon from the viral video you must see and the fanfic it's inspired. thanks for all the reviews and input.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
The Mortification Trilogy reviews
Repackaged fic with a brand new chapter! Will and Jack, Other Fish and Part 3: She be Willing to share full of odd pairings, AWE spoilers and paternity nonsense
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 8/8/2003 - Complete
Yaoi Fanfic! reviews
Jelly Jiggler and fun with yaoi cliches.
Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,310 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/18/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Jelly Jiggler, Czar Baldy-Bald the 3rd - Complete
Appetites reviews
Gluttony may have just found the perfect man to satisfy his cravings. If something in the previous sentence disturbs you, please do not read this story. It's weird. Each chapter gets worse.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/20/2005 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Gluttony, Roy M. - Complete
Faust's Little Problem reviews
Faust and Eliza have a problem and you can read it from start to conclusion.
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,280 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/14/2005 - Published: 6/3/2005 - J. Faust VIII, Eliza F. - Complete
TEAM AMERICA VS BUGGER reviews
Chris is confronting feelings for one of his teammates, Times Square is under a terrorist threat, someone turns up not to be as dead as they'd thought, and the Broadway Unified Grand Guerilla Earth Resistance is up to something. And that's just chapter 1.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/3/2004 - Published: 10/17/2004 - Complete
Millenium Rod reviews
An epic of Marik and his Millenium Rod. Oh yes, it is an epic. evil laughter
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/6/2003 - Marik I. - Complete
Tomboy Beanpole reviews
Destro has discovered something about Cobra Commander that is now constitutionally protected.
Crossover - G. I. Joe & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/7/2003 - Complete
Odor of Love reviews
Due to popular demand throughout MOTU fandom, here is a TriKlops/Stinkor slash fanfiction. Enjoy!
He-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/15/2003 - Complete
Saijin Family Values reviews
Yaoi, Yuri and ? with Dragonball characters from all 3 shows in the post-GT era, I suppose
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2002 - Pan, Bra - Complete
Mary Sue of Middle Earth and Little Taste reviews
A Hobbit Mary Sue finds love in Mirkwood.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/28/2002 - Complete
Yuri Mari Tsu reviews
Just why does Mari Tsu want to fix up Matt and Tai so bad? You can't fool me!
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/20/2002
The RankinBass Christmas Slash Special reviews
I know everybody else writes Rankin-Bass slash and all, but I wanted to have a go at it myself.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/21/2001 - Complete
Medieval Takari reviews
My attempt at a Medieval Takari. Heterosexual, Yaoi, Yuri, Het Crossbreeding... Twisted humor
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4/10/2001 - Daisuke M./Davis, Ken I. - Complete
My Blonde Angel reviews
Someone's thinking about TK............ Shounen ai. I don't think anyone's done this before.....................
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/27/2001 - Takeru T./TK, Pinochimon/Puppetmon - Complete
Why Can't I Kill You? reviews
Kronk reflects on why he couldn't kill Emperor Kuzco.
Emperor's New Groove - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2000 - Complete
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