Author has written 12 stories for Pokémon, Sonic the Hedgehog, Alice in Wonderland, Vocaloid, Naruto, Happy Tree Friends, and Touhou Project.
Name: Blue Phoenix 135790
Real Name: NOT TELLING!
Age: LIKE HELL I'D TELL YOU, BITCH!
Likes: Cookies, Naruto, Pokemon, Sonic the Hedgehog, Touhou Project, cookies, Caramelldansen, Music, And Stuff =x
Dislikes: Crazy Mofos who try to get me to tell them everything!>(
Gender: I'M A GUY, DAMMIT!
Sexuality: Bisexual, why are you asking?
The best thing to ever happen, ever:
"Let the music play!"~Miror B.
"WELCOME TO THE ROCK! AND BY THE ROCK I MEAN MY FOOT!"~Gai-Sensei
"HOLY FLYIN' SWISS CHEESE MONKEYS!"~Me
"VIVA LAS GRANTEDSHIPPING!"~Me
"Make your move or I'll kick your ass, biotch."~Me, getting my friend to make her move in chess
"...Marry me?"~Gaara, after seeing how scary Ino is
"Neji says press 'play'!"~Psygirl12
"I need pants"~Slowking
"I haven't seen this many strange letters since I placed an ad in the personals!"~James
"We'll coerce those creeps into creating chaos, causing a calamity, and in the uncontrolled commotion we'll capture those condors!" "Brilliant use of the letter C!"~Jessie and James
"Fruit doesn't grow on trees, you know!"~James
"You are...MAMA!"~Entei to Delia
"Dropped my balls!"~Juggler
"Do you think I'm blind?" "That would explain the hair." Jessie and James
"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not."~Mark Twain
"Isn't that a song?"~Me
"Who's that tap-tap-tapping? Is that that pesky raven again?"~Doofenshmirtz
"WE ARE THE BLOCKHEADS!"~Osaka, Kagura, and Tomo.
Favorite Pairings: NaruTen, GrantedShipping, AbilityShipping, LuckShipping, NaruFemKyu, GaaIno, GaaSaku, SakuHidan, LuckyShipping, FranticShipping, and others!
Least Favorite Pairings: NaruSaku, NaruHina, and Others!
List your favorite characters, then answer the questions accordingly
1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to their house for dinner. What happens?
Houndoom: How did you make dinner when you have no arms?
Spiritomb: I...Have no idea...
2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a strip club.
Tenten: I WORK THERE, BASTARD!
3) You need to stay at a friends house for the night. Who do you choose, 1 or 6?
Sableye. 'Nuff said.
4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in. What is their reaction?
Umbreon: ...WTH How is that possible??
5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?
Houndoom: Hold it right there! I am putting you, Haku, under arrest for possibal homosexual pedophilia!
Sableye: ... I'm older than him and a girl!
Houndoom: Oh. Carry on then.
6) 4 jumps you in a dark alley. Who comes to your rescue, 10, 2, or 7?
7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later, what is happening?
Deidara: ~Burn, Baby, Burn!~
8) 5 is in a car crash and is severly injured. What does 9 do?
Nagato: Eh. She'll come back. I've killed her 987 times and she always comes back.
9) 3 has to marry either 8, 4, or 9. Who do they choose?
Haku: Spiritomb is the only girl, so her!
10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?
Shukaku: ...The G-string you wore to the last christmas party i threw...
11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Which do you choose?
12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?
Umbreon: So that I can prove that you can't do anything without arms!
In the end, Umbreon got totally pwnd.
13) Everyong gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?
Haku: Crystal Ice Mirrors!
14) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10's wedding except for 8. How do they react?
Houndoom: Heh, Disastershipping, Ahoy.
15) Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Sableye: DON'T SQUISH MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
Haku: I am the only sane one left.
17) 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happened, and why are they late?
He ran out of clay!
18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your place. What happens?
Me: The knives are in the kitchen, the kareoke machine is in the basement, and the rat poison is in the cabinet, next to the vodka.
19) 3, 8, 6, and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday. How does it go? What presents did 8 get?
Houndoom: Charcoal from Sableye, a set of knitting needles from Spiri, and an exploding cake from Haku. Wait, What!?
20) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something on your lawn. What are they protesting? What do you do?
Everybody: FREE LUNCH! FREE LUNCH! FREE LUNCH!
Me: GET OFFA MAH LAWN!
21) 9 murders 2's best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?
Absol: I predict Nagato's death.
22) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save himself, or 1?
Deidara: SCREW YOU, BIOTCH!
23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?
24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue him. What happens?
Tenten: Your my savior? Seriosly?
Tenten: I'm findin' mah own way out.
25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?
Haku: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE ICE SULPTURES!
26) 4, 6, and 7 are doing the hokey-pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?
Houndoom: ...I am going to walk away quietly now. -Runs away sceaming-
27) 1 starts a fanfiction where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?
28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
29) 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason, they forget to bring any food. What happens?
Haku: WHY MUST YOU CONTINUOUSLY TORTURE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE??
30) While they are camping, they run into the blair witch. What do they do?
Houndoom: Darling, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore...
31) This quiz is over. What does everyone do now?
Everyone: GET HIM!
Me: Mangekyo Sharingan! You didn't see anything.
Everyone: We didn't see anything.
Me: You won't remember anything.
Everyone: We won't remember anything.
Me: You shal go to a random pond somewhere, and play with goldfish.
Everyone: We shall go to a random pond somewhere, and play with goldfish.
Me: You are walking away now.
Everyone: ...We are walking away now...
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word
in each line from the top.
Betcha you can't resist passing it on. LOL!
Random OC list!
Luna: An average-looking girl better known as Test Subject 1. Her special ability is to create illusions so good, she can literally kill someone with them. Aged 12, and her crush is unconfirmed. She has been known to fight randomly with Test Subject 6. Sonic-ified, she looks ridiculously like Amy Rose.
Edgar: A black-haired boy who's bangs cover his eyes, and what can be seen above his nose is covered in shadow. Known as Test Subject 2, his ability is to control shadows better than Shikamaru. Aged 12, he has a confirmed crush on Test Subject 5. Sonic-ified, he is a black chameleon with purple eyes, and black outfit.
Ruby: A very feminine-looking boy, and is known as Test Subject 3. His special ability is to create and manipulate crystals. Aged 10, and has a crush on Test Subject 4. Sonic-ified, he is a feminine yellow cat.
Skylar: A very masculine-looking girl, and is known as Test Subject 4. Her special ability is to manipulate and create clouds. Aged 14, she has a crush on Test Subject 3. Sonic-ified, she is a brown Echidna with torn brown clothing, and brown eyes.
Edna: A Gothic girl with a purple shawl covering half of her face. Known as Test Subject 5, her ability is to raise the dead for a short period of time. Aged 11, She has a crush on Test Subject 2. Sonic-ified, she is a purple Fox with black hair and a matching dress, collar, black boots, red-and-black socks, and green eyes with purple lipstick.
Adrian: A boy who looks like Deidara, but is clearly a guy. Known as Test Subject 6, his ability is to be able to copy any ability. Aged 15, he is known to start random fights with Test Subject 1. Sonic-ified, he looks strangely like a red Shadow.
Ice The Bat: A bat I created on request for my Sonic the Hedgehog-obsessed friend. A light blue bat, he is aged 19, and is the boyfriend of Rouge the Bat. He has the ability of Cryokinesis, and is a professional thief, despite being simple-minded at times.
Now read the stories or I'll send the plot bunnies after you!
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