Poll: What is your favorite Hetalia pairing? Pick 2. Vote Now!
Author has written 9 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, and One Piece.
Hello people of Fanfiction! For some reason or another you have stumbled across my humble profile page. As you may have noticed from the sad list of stories down there that I am no longer writing on this account. Check out TackUpwind for some new Hetalia works and also check me out as TackUpwind on DeviantArt! All of my old stories listed here are hereby discontinued. I think I might want to give Voodoo Burgers another shot,but stories like All My Demigods are gone. It was one of those things where you read somthing that you wrote a few years ago and find out that it totally sucked... So, Anyway I do suggest you try looking at my favorites for a great variety of good reads (that are mostly Hetalia related).
Fun Names, READ MINE THEN COPY AND PASTE!
YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Marizzle (awesome)
YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Red Zebra (Private I?)
YOUR STAR WARS NAME:(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Bromaeod (may the force be with me)
YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): Blue Lemonade (to the rescue!)
YOUR ARAB NAME:(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Aoncrln (how do you pronounce that?)
YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Mason?? (yhea, my mom's middle name is a boy's; you gotta problem with that?)
YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Scuppers (just sounds so depressing)
YOUR ROCK STAR NAME:(fruit, and something that can go wrong): Pinapple Skydiving (rock on?)
YOUR PIRATE NAME:(color, pirate accessory): Purple Pegleg (Arrrg!)
Okay People, Let's Get this straight. Stereotypes are only cute in Hetalia.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz ((Not all the time, at least))
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm an ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. ((There was that one time...))
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. ((why are we stupid and stuck up when cheerleaders are just whores?))
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. ((Catholic school, uniform, ugly gray plaid, less than one inch above the knee))
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. ((BRINGIN' BACK! Socks with sandals! WHAT WHAT WHAT? Socks with sandals!))
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". ((o.e))
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. ((I'm sexy and I know it!))
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. ((eeeewwwww))
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. ((Don't be a playa hata))
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. ((I beg to differ. Ivan is a cheerful creeper.))
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. ((oh really, now))
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. ((I'm just an innocent little Catholic girl. Yep, that's totally me. Completely innocent...))
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 ((they still need time to parkour around like a ninja and practice the violin))
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. ((Clarinet FTW!))
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. ((More to love, babe! More to love!))
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. ((why do we never worry about Canadians hopping the border?))
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon ((but who doesn't love watermelon?))
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. ((yes, there's absolutely no way that they joined to lift up cute girls with short skirts))
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual. ((transvestites often fancy women))
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. ((It's the only way I know how to draw!))
I am a FAN GIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. ((Oh really now?))
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak ((though I am))
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear kilts ((Dude, you forgot play the bagpipes! Which I can do BTW))
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! ((The only Albinos I can think of are Prussia and Soul Eater...))
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. ((Berwald's gay, not lesbian. Get your stereotypes straight.))
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. ((Because One Piece and Hetalia are just outlets for maturity))
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. ((WooHoo! GO America!))
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. ((Would someone really bold THIS...? Just wondering...))
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. ((How can you be a proper Hetalia fan and not like it? Hungary is my role model XD))
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. ((I would like one very much, please!))
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. ((I hate marching band! orchestra! orchestra!))
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
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Harry Potter Stuff!
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball
Hetalia Meme: Pick 12 Hetlia characters!
1) Austria (Fine, vatever.)
2) Romano (Shut up, author bastard.)
3) Prussia (It's about time you picked the awesome me!)
4) America (Of course she picked me, I'm the hero!)
5) Lithuania (Um... thank you for picking me Miss.)
6) Switzerland (All of you better not do anything stupid or I'll hit you with a peace prize!)
7) Hungary (Prussia, I've been looking for you...) *weilds frying pan*
8) Canada wait, who? (Someone remembered me?)
9) Poland (Hey Liet! This is gonna be, like, so totally cool!)
10) Russia (kolkolkolkolkol *J*)
11) England (Cheers, I was picked. Take that you bloody frog.)
12) Sweeden *stare*
1) Have you ever read a Five/Ten fic before?
Lithuania/Russia Yeah, I have but it was some pretty depressing stuff.
2) Do you think Three is hot? How hot?
Prussia? OMG! He's like Super Mega Foxy Awesome Hot!
3) What would happen if Six got One pregnant?
Switzy got Autstria Peggers??? So thats where Lichtenstien came from.
4) Do you recall any good fics about Nine?
Poland Yeah, it was called Felicks' Like, Totally Awesome Gossip Blog. Pure Crack, but really funny.
5) Would Seven and Two make a good couple?
Romano/Hungary No, not really. They would both be arressted for domestic abuse...
6)Four/Eight or Four/Nine?
America/Canada or America/Poland I'm not a huge Americest fan, but I can't really see him with Poland either (USUK baby!)
7) What would happen if Seven discovered Three and Eight in a secret relationship?
Hungary discovers Prussia and Canada are in a secret realationship... Wow, that actually makes sense. She and Japan would probably rig their places with video cameras ;)
8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a Two/Six fic.
Switzerland and Romano are both tired of Italy getting up and running away (often naked) to Germany's house every night.
9) Is there such a thing as a Four/Ten romantic fluff story?
America/Russia Yep! However, I personally enjoythe stories where they are trying to kill eachother better...
10) Suggest a title for a One/Five Hurt/Comfort fic.
Austria/Lithuania "Empires Ripped Apart"
11) What kind of plot would you use for a Three/Eleven fic?
Prussia/England ... England was drinking after dealing with his brothers. Prussia just liked to drink. They meet at the bar and... stuff happens.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven het? What about Nine slash?
All of my friends are too busy trying to finish One Piece to watch Hetalia :(
3) If you wrote a songfic about Nine, what song would you choose?
Poland Um... Fabulous from High School Musical 2?
14) If you wrote a Two/Three/Six fic, what would the warning be?
Warning: Tomato-crazy birds of Awesomeness weilding guns
15) What pick-up line might Eight use on Five?
Canada/Lithuania "I bet your tired of being dragged around too." (Akward, but true)
6) Challenge: Write a angstyfic for Ten/Eight.
Canada/Russia "Become one with Mother Russia" is taken a little too far when Canada get raped. A few weeks later Canada finds himself pregnant. Russia ends up taking the baby. America can't stand the sight of his brother in pain and buys the baby back from Russia, and she became the state of Alaska.
Yeah, not so great. It sure does explain alot though... poor Mattie
17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Hungary walks in on Romano and Sweeden...Picture time!
18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
America and Austria??????? IDK, there would definatly be lots and lots of alcohol involved.
19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? What about Three het?
20) Does anyone one your friends list write or draw Eleven?
No, Once again refer to 12. She did draw Luffy's Jolly Roger on my hand the other day.
21) Would you write Two/Four/Five?
Romano/Switzerland/America Not if you gave me an entire collection of dubbed Drama CDs.
22) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
23) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Lithuania Just the other day, it was pretty good.
24) What's Six's super-secret kink?
Siwtzy His guns, why do you think he carries them around all the time?
25) Would Eleven shag Nine drunk or sober?
England shag Poland?????????? DRUNK very very very drunk.
26) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Hungary/Prussia Heh, Hungary ;P
27) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?
" Austria and Poland are in a happy relationship until Poland suddenly runs off with America. Austria, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with England and a brief unhappy affair with Sweeden, then follows the advice of Lithuania and finds true love with Romano." "Hungary's Yaoi Daydreams"
28) How would you feel if Three/Eight was canon?
Prussia/Canada Yay! PruCan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: So there you go guys, did you have fun?
Countries: *Look somwhat disturbed*
Hungary: *Nursing a nosebleed*
OC questionaire! This one's for Alabama
1.) Hi!! What's your real name and nickname?
2.) That’s interesting...what's your current age?
3.) Uh huh. What's your favorite food?
4.) Your favorite drink?
5.) What do you like to wear?
Let's see, well right now I'm wearing a Crimson Tide T-shirt, jeans, and a camoflauge hunting jacket. I don't really care about clothes that much.
6.) What do you like to do?
Play football, race cars, go hunting, eat barbeque, work on machines, go fishing...
7.) Classic question! What's your favorite color?
8.) Who's your favorite author?
9.) Now what's your biggest fear?
10.) Any siblings?
11.) Who's your hero?
12.) Okay, who is your worst enemy?
Technically, I'm already grown up but I would like to be an Alabama football player. Then maybe I'd go into biomedical engineering at UAB, and then go up to Huntsville and build a couple rocket ships.