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Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, Misc. Books, Ouran High School Host Club, and Lords Of The Underworld series.

You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say Im WEIRD
I say YES I AM
92 percent of the teenage population has moved on to RAP.
If YOU are part of the 8 percent that still headbang and love rock then put this on your profile!

Hello and welcome to the profile of ThisLoveThis Hate1003. I hope you will enjoy my stories and have only good things to say about them.

I am a fan of:

T.V. Shows/ Anime-Naruto, Naruto: Shippuden, Wolf's Rain, Inuyasha, Fullmetal Alchemist, Ouran Highschool Host Club

Bands/ Artists- Hollywood Undead, Tokio Hotel, Three Days Grace, and Adam Lambert.

Books- Lords of the Underworld Series, Cirque Du Freak Series, Wicked Lovely Series, and the book Speak and anything written by Jonathan Kellerman



Hair-I have red hair that is naturally crly but is straightened and bangs that i am allowing to grow out

Eyes- My eyes are normal sized and green rimmed with blue.

Likes- GOOD books/fanfiction, rainy days, fire, poetry, people(in certain amounts but mostly i like being alone), silence, and ...*cough* yaoi *cough*

Dislikes-two faced people, anyone who trys to take all the magic out of the world, and people who make loud noises and try to be as annoying as they can.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411,Witchdoctor42, Catdemon-ninja, MissPinoyz, Lala Girl in Lala Land, akatsuki-cloude, Bri Nara, DeidarasLady1003

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旦那 It means danna. The thing that Deidara calls Sasori. Translate the kanji, and laugh at the other meaning.

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If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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Sasuke Uchiha... Just when you thought you were too mature to hate a cartoon character. Copy and paste if you hate him too.

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-If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, C&P

If you think people should just shut up and
stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch..

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I don't follow my RELIGION, so I MUST not care about it.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f_ing them all.


I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.


I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.


I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty


I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm an ASIAN GIRL, so I MUST have small boobs.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too..

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak..

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to
castrate every man on the earth.


I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea
and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the
planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.


I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I read MANGA, so I MUST have no idea how to read a novel


1. Who is your favourite character?

Its a tie between Hidan and Deidara

2. What do you think of the whole Madara being Tobi-thing?

I wish it wasnt true because I prefer Tobi over Madara

3. Who would you be team-up with?

Either Deidara and Sasor/Tobi or Hidan and Kakuzu

4. If you could have any abilities what would they be?

I would like Hidan's immortality and Shadow Posession Technique

5. If Madara came up to you and asked you "Wanna' go somewhere private and have some 'fun'?" how would you react?

Back away slowly..then run and hide

6. Hidan comes in your room and starts ranting on about how Kakuzu pisses him off then begs you to convert to Jashinism, how do you react?

I would let him rant and halway listen then convert to Jashinism

7. Zetsu is standing in the corner of the living room, and he shows you a rose, he asks what you think of it, how do you react?

I would say it was really pretty then...nothing i would walk away

8. Itachi is sitting in the kitchen, drinking tea, however, when you come into the kitchen to grab a drink, he starts smiling at you, thinking you have something on your face you almost run from the room, only to be stopped by Itachi, he asks if he can brush your hair, because he admires how soft and long it is, how do you react?

whimper* I would go hide in Hidan's or Deidara's room

9. Kakuzu has been quiet for a week, and one day when you're alone he walks up to you and asks you if you have any spare change and if you'd like to go food shopping, how do you react?

"I'm broke so how the heck am I supposed to help you?"

10. Once upon a time before you 'joined' Akatsuki, you were good friends with Naruto, he'd been tracking you for years-almost as much as he does with Sasuke, when he finally finds you and begs you to come back to the village with him, how do you react?

Slap Naruto and then proclaim my alleigance to the Akatsuki

11. Upon stumbling into Ino and Sakura bitch-fighting about how pretty they are and who's-more-skilled-than-who, what do you do?

Tell tehm that they are both ugly as crap and just need t calm the heck down

12. Who's art is better? Deidara's or Sasori's?

Deidara he's right nothing will last forever and if you learn to live in the moment you will feel complete

13. You tell them you think your art is better, and they begin a huge arguement about how your art isn't as great as theirs, what do you do?

Let them rant

14. Kisame asks if you want to go swimming-your answer?

Agree with him (i can't swim worth a crap)

15. For the next two days Kisame tells you it's nothing but a harmless swim, how do you react?

Cry and beg him to leave you alone

What are your views on Sasuke?


17. Rock Lee tells you he has a crush on you, your reaction?

twitch* okay?

18. Which is better? Manga or Anime?

Anime and Manga are equally awesome

19. Which village would you prefer to live in?


~final question~

20. Which Naruto coupling do you prefer more?



2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? My middle name is from the nurse who take really good care of my mom when she was in the hospital when she had me.

3. SIBLING NAMES: Christian. Non blood related: Hope and Shelbi and Alicia

4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? I had just gotten into a fight with my parents and was feeling really crappy

5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? Sorta. My fingers are stubby


7. KIDS? I would make a terrible mother

8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Yes because even though Im different I love my friends and would have your back no matter what

9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? Yes though i only use it occasionally

10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Yes i slip in random snide remarks at *cough* certain points during the school day


12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? It would all depend on if i was drunk or not





17. SHOE SIZE? 81/2 in converse and 9 regurally

18. RED OR PINK? Red because it is the color of an emotion(Anger) and bot just a sissy girly color

19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? My inability to decide on something

20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My best friends Hope and Alicia


22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Im wearing gray jeans and black converse

23. LAST THING YOU ATE? Ramen Noodles

24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? "The City" By Hollywood Undead

25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? The blue that turns out to be purple just so i could annoy people

26. FAVORITE SMELL? My Halloween Perfume!! It smells like Heaven in a bottle!!


28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE THAT ARE ATTRACTED TO YOU? Well the guy I like tells me I have really pretty eyes


30. FAVORITE DRINK? Mocha Monsters!!!!!!!!!!

31. FAVORITE SPORT? I dont really like sports but enjoy Gymnastics

32. EYE COLOR? blue, grean, and darker green

33. HAT SIZE? i have a big head if that helps

34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Yes but not colored

35. FAVORITE FOOD? Sesame Chicken

36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Scary Movie where the boy and girl end up together

37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? Nightmare on Elm St. The remake

38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? My jeans and this white t-shirt



41. FAVORITE DESSERT? MOUNTAIN HIDEAWAYS!!! for those of you who dont know they are peanut butter cookies with a miniture candy bar baked inside of them


1. Who are your favorite Naruto characters? Hidan, Deidara, and Sasori

2. What is your favorite pairing? *cough*kakuhidan*cough* and Naruhina just cuz it needs to happen

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? Yes I am a yaoi fan...of kakuhidan and a little Sasodei. I hate anything with those roles reversed. Sasori and Kakuzu are the semes. That's just the way it is

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? I wish

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: I hate to say it but I only own this wristband that has a forhead protector like Deidara's on it.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Yes I am destined to be with Deidara or Hidan just becuase

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? Naruhina because she just seems to be so in love with him

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuSaku.

9. Which team is your favorite? I gues team 7 cuz i kinda like kakashi

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Nah Obito is dead and gone

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? DUH

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Its a tie between Hidan and Deidara


14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? yah

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? no i havent but i really want to

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? *looks back at all the random crap he has done* i think its a pretty safe bet

17. Sub or dub? Dub cuz you miss a lot if youre constantly reading subtitles

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti. I hate that she destroyed Sasori even if it was mostly granny chiyo.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Funny but could get annoying after a while

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Duh.

21. Guy = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? *starts to vomit* He was NEVER sexy to begin with and nerd is being NICE!!!

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Deidara...I hate to say it but at times he does look like a girl

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Weird all the way

f24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? idk.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? HECK YEAH!!

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Yes I have started my first and will have many more on the way

27. Do you like lemons? sorta but leaning towards no

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? My parents dont understand it

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? No

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? No

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Yes I got one of my best friends hooked on it cuz she wants to see Tobi

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yeah

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' Nopers!

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? No.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Question doesnt affect me I was broke before

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? *twitch* not in the slightest

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Nope

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. I do but havent posted any in my gallery

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? HE WAS UGLY BEFORE HE IS UGLY NOW AND HE WILL BE UGLY FOREVER

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yeah I didn't feel like doing anything to my name so I just put my regular name Abby

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Uh Yah

What will happen eventually...

A random producer guy from DisneyXD is working on Naruto Shippuden until... BOOM! Jiraiya, Deidara, and Hidan crash into the room.

"What is the meaning of this, un?!" Deidara yelled out. "You took out a precious moment of my art!!"

"As much as I appreciate you getting rid of my nickname, you're going to take out the women!" Jiraiya shouted.

"You took out the swearing... and the blood," Hidan growled as he walked up to him. "What kind of f_ing ninja show doesn't have blood in it?!" Hidan brought his scythe up to the guy's neck.

"It was for the fans! I made it appropriate so even six year olds could watch!" the guy screamed as he... uh... gave himself a reason to look for new pants.

"Who gives a crap about the freakin' six-year-olds?! The freakin' fourteen year-year-olds are gonna kill you for taking out the good parts!"

There was another BOOM! Three ninja fans busted down the wall. Two jounin-level boys, and 2 chuunin-level girls.


Put this on your profile if you noticed what Disney took out of Naruto Shippuden, and you're mad about it. And add yourself to the fans invasion!

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your day isn't complete until you've terrified a complete stranger, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!

If your skin is almost always cold...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects...copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you often laugh maniacally around many people, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you often laugh maniacally when you're all by yourself, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you read in bed until past 3 in the morning, put this on your profile!

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight throuth the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital bacause they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bed room for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5.Do not go out in public.
6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.
7.Note expressions.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers you know.
12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all.
13.For legal purposes be sure to delete above note.
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill them for security purposes.
16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.
17.Make a scene whenever humanly possible.
18.The men in white coats are not your friends.
19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.
20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.
21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.
22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.
23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.
24.Always remember, um... um... Damn.
25.Train army of flying monkeys.
26.Goldfish don't like milk.
27.Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.
28.Find out who invented the word "pianist".
29.People are staring at you.
30.So act insane.
31.People are weird, but not as weird as me.
32.Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth.
33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.
34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible.
35.You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding.
36.Never pet a burning dog.
37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka.
38.Naked men dig parkas.
39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.
40.You know what would look good on you?
41.Immolated cockroaches.
42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.
43.The size of Danny DeVito.
44.Making an amusing facial expression. Like this.
45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.
46.Stalking is fun. Do it more.
47.Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!"
48.No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.
49.That way is rum.
50.Constipated people don't give a sh-t.
52.You cannot kill the snow.
53.The snow can kill you.
54.Grass can also kill you.
55.The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms...
56.Catch and castrate leprechaun.
57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say.
58.Staple paper in the middle of the page.
59.In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.
60.You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.
61.Pretend to be so around teh n00bs.
62.Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon.
63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?
64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.
65.Remember to kill HIM...
66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.
67.Note reactions. Avoid parents.
68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.
69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice.
70.Hide the bodies, otherwise peole ask embarressing questions.
71.Eat the evidence.
72.But not if it's broken glass.
73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.
74.Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.
75.Disregard last note.
76.Note reactions.
77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.
78.Stock up on ball point pens.
79.Learn to fly. Tell no one.
80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.
81.Do not stick fingers into blender.
82.Blender... Bad... Ouch.
83.Blood loss is bad.
84.Find way to re-attatch fingers.
85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.
86.Answer every question with a question.
87.Ask people what gender they are.
88.Note reactions.
89.Refer to people as "mortal".
90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me.
91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.
92.Start by drowning them in fire ants.
93.Find the creators of pop-up messages.
94.Kill them.
96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.
97.Dunk head in boiling water.
98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7.
99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling!
100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...
101.Find out who invented "Barny"
102.Kill them
103. Brutally
104.Find the creator of Naruto.
105.Threaten to kill them if they don't make more episodes.
106. Do not talk about evil plans out loud.
107.Catch anyone who heard about evil plans and kill them.
108.Do not say that out loud either.
109.Kill all witnesses.
110.Make sure you have enough space to hide all the bodies.
111.When bodies start to smell buy airfreshener.
112.If that doesn't help hide bodies else where.
113.If that doesn't work burn them.
114.Disreguard one above that doesn't help.

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Would try to put the fire out on your house

BEST FRIENDS: Would be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen

FRIENDS: will pick you up when your down

BEST FRIENDS: will push you back down and laugh

FRIENDS: ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: will say you can do better

BEST FRIENDS: will call him up and say "You have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: will help you with your drug problem

BEST FRIENDS: are the ones who sold it to you

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY." There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

1: Real Name: abygayle

2.Your nobody name (take all the letters of your first name,mix them around and put an"x" where you think it should go): bayyxgayel

3.Your gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Abyizzle

4.Your Detective name(fav. color and fav.animal): Black Wolf

5.Your Soap Oprah name(your middle name and the street you live on): Christine Griffith

586.Your Star Wars name(first three letters of your last name,first two letters of your first): Gibab

7.Your Superhero name(2nd fav color,fav drink):Green Peace Tea

8.Your Witness Protection name(middle names of your parents): Cher Phillip

9. Your Goth name (black and the name of one of your pets): Black Lola

Type your name with your knuckles: abtyygatyl3e

Type your name with your nose: abygayle

Type your name w/ your feet: abygayle

Type your name without looking:abygayle

This is Kitty.

(゚、 。 7
l、 ~ヽ

Yaaaay kitty!

Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination.

If you think that Hidan is seriously badass and fucking amazing and you are waiting for him to crawl out of the dirt and kick Shikamaru's bony ass, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Sasuke is gay and deserves to die, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Sakura is a manly bitch and deserves to die next to Sasuke, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Kakashi is also pretty badass and fucking awesome and should become Hokage, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Naruto will kick Sasuke's ass, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Akatsuki is the most fucking badass group ever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Sasuke is VERY gay, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Kiba is badass, nuff said, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Deidara and his hands are badass, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Naruto is the best fucking anime series ever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique. If so, weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

92 percent of teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them that it was uncool to breathe. Copy this to your profile if you would be the 8 percent that we laughing your ass off!

Write down your twelve favorite Naruto characters and then answer the questions below. Don't spoil the surprise by scrolling down!

1. Deidara

2. Hidan

3. Sasori

4. Kakashi

5. Kiba

6. Kakuzu

7. Itachi

8. Neji

9. Hinata


11. Kankuro

12. Sai

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Kakuzu/Kankuro Ew NO!

2) Do you think Four is hot? Kakashi- Sorta

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Well Naruto would have its first male pregnancy

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Hinata- surprisingly yes

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Kakuzu/Hidan HELL YES!! They are my favorite yaoi couple!!.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Five/Ten (Kiba/Hinata) if the whole her being in love with Naurto thing doesn't work out i could really see this couple.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Itachi- Hidan/Sai Well it would be very akward and would probably end up in Sai dying and hidan not giving a shit

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Sasori/ Iruka They have never met before. So why does Sasori feel like he's waited for him his entire existence.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Deidara/Neji I hate to say this but if i remember correctly I have actually seen one before

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. My Blood Runs Like Ink

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Kakshi/Deidara They fought before and some how hate turned into love

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Sasori-HELL NO

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Kankuro-Nope

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? NO.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? Iruka- I reall don't know

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Neji- Eye of the Tiger (IDK why just because)

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Deidara/Kakuzu/Sai- WARNING- Not for the faint hearted. (May include explosions and odd uses of ink and Kakuzu's thread)

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Iruka/Hidan- Hey your immortal right? Then that means we can keeping going forever

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? Kankuro- Hidan/Neji THEY DON'T EVEN LIKE EACH OTHER SO HOW THE HELL DOES THAT WORK

20) How emo is Seven? Itachi- Very Emo. Like just hides in his rooms cutting himself emo

21) What would One and Four say if they were fighting over Two? Deidara/Hidan- Kakashi/Hidan- Deidara You two have never even met!! KAkashi- Yah well we have the silver hair so we go together!!

22) What would Six look like if he/she was cross-dressing? Kakuzu- He would look like one MANLY lady.

23) What would a One/Two baby look like? Hidan/Deidara- Seeing as its mixing the sexiest guys in Naruto... That baby would look like an angel dipped in a vat of sexiness.

24) What is Five's ultimate weakness? Kiba- His dog!

25) Would Two and Four be better as siblings or lovers? Sibling sthey look too much alike to be lovers.

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Ghost Adventures: Claustrophobic Love by Xxwerewolf.loverxX reviews
It's the abandoned NJ Insane Asylum when Nick gets trapped in the morgue box where they would store the bodies. Zak comforts him after he gets crawled all over by a ghost. NAK, SLASH don't like don't read. Bad summary, this I know. R&R PLEASE
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Complete
The Random Adventures of Darren Shan by SouChouChou reviews
Steve wishes there were more M rated fanfics about him and Darren, Debbie wishes Steve would leave her Darren alone, Darren wishes he knew what the heck was going on and everyone else just wishes Steve would go live somewhere else.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,098 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Darren Shan, Steve Leonard - Complete
Storm by Tomboy13 reviews
Strauss finds out about Hotch and Reid's relationship and the events that follow will try them both in more ways than one.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,122 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - S. Reid, A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
As the World Comes Down by Gyaku no Sekai reviews
"Some say the world will end in fire, / Some say in ice." Bronzeshipping at the End of Days.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Marik I., Yami Marik - Complete
Playboy by Tomboy13 reviews
Hotch and Reid have been able to keep their relationship a secret for months but when a case has them posing as a couple will the secret last?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,757 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Observations of One Jack Hotchner by missunderstoodchild reviews
Jack meets his daddy's friend, Spencer, but his mommy doesn't like him. It is suppose to be told from the point of view of a very young child, so please keep that in mind. SLASH! AH/SR
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/4/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Big Brother II by toadstoolcouch reviews
Sequel to Big Brother. Incest, bdsm, extreme, slash, Seth/Pickles
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,113 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Pickles - Complete
Big Brother by toadstoolcouch reviews
Pickles and Seth meet up after years of separation when the band's parents are allowed to visit. Horrendous flashbacks and Seth's present, lecherous actions lead to Pickles' final snapping point. Incest, slash, extreme. Complete
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,253 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Pickles - Complete
An Oral Contract by Fairy Laughing reviews
Pickles takes a page out of Toki Wartooth's book. Oral contracts and whispered conversations in closets ensue. SLASH Pickles/Charles, mention of Skiwsgaar/Toki Done in 2008 as a gift in the Hearts and Guts gift exchange on LiveJournal.
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Pickles, C. F. Ofdensen - Complete
DethRisk by AbelValentine reviews
Charles had always fantasized about Pickles...but what happens when their involvement threatens his management position? This story takes place in the midst of season 2. Charles/Pickles with a little Toki/Skwisgaar action!
Metalocalypse - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,845 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/20/2009 - C. F. Ofdensen, Pickles - Complete
A Miser and a Masochist by xotakux2002x reviews
this is the tale of hidan and kakuzu, the growth of their love/hate relationship, and all the bumps and snags they hit along the way. rated for hidan's maouth and yaoi. kakuhidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,677 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Floored by Spun reviews
Post City of Ashes, Magnus/Alec. "Jace was one thing, but this – I cannot, in all good conscience, pretend this isn’t going to affect our relationship."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 60 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Cold by Whil-o-whisp reviews
Gambit x Pyro - Remy x John. just a quintuple drabble thingy that I wrote. John's cold and thinking. Remy comes home
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Gambit/Remy L., Pyro - Complete
Akatsuki Go: On Holiday by Shuriken to the face reviews
It's that time of the year again: Akatsuki Annual Bonding Week! Contains Sasodei yaoi, OOCness, footnotes, adventures, and British pop culture references.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,272 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
heat by yrume reviews
KakuHidan One-Shot - yaoi, fluff - Hidan is close to a sunstroke and therefore tries to persuade Kakuzu to take a room :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Hate Mail by Aurifex reviews
[SasoDei, implied KakuHidan] Dear Asshole. I'm telling Sasori no danna what you said about my hair. I hope he sets you on fire. Jackass. Love, Deidara. P.S....Tell your boyfriend I said hello!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Deidara, Hidan
Eavesdropping by Madripoor Rose reviews
Wolverine overhears something he shouldn't.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
Lemonade by basket-of-posies reviews
Wherein Greg is lazy and Nick is whipped. SLASH NickGreg
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Greg S., Nick S. - Complete
April's Story by Canadian Phil reviews
VIVA LA BAM. April's Words Of Wisdom. SLASH IMPLIED.
TV X-overs - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Complete
Rescue by Sarcasmcat reviews
Toboe gets in to trouble and it's up to Tsume to save him. TsumeToboe. ShonenAi.
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,854 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Complete
Role Reversal by ohcEEcho reviews
Yami has always been Yugi’s protector, his other half. How would Yugi cope if, suddenly, their roles are reversed?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,474 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi
Swallowing Pride by KoveAiden reviews
TsumeToboe and a little KibaHige. One Shot. Cute. Fluff. READ! REVIEW!
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Complete
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Four Girls and the Host Club reviews
What happens when four girls invade the club and hearts of some of Ouran's prestigous male students? A- An awesome story is created! Rated T for language and my character doped up on Mocha Monsters!*RENAMED*
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 8,932 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
A Love Long Forgotten reviews
Deidara returns to his village to bring the love of his life to join the Akatsuki. But what will he say when the reason for their love is found out?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 11,134 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki
Kligen Tames the Demons reviews
The Kligen a gang of super powered immortals has entered the lives of the Lords of the underworld with only one thing on their minds. Get with one of the Lords. *set before the Darkest Secret*
Lords Of The Underworld series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 5/2/2011
Kligen Memoirs: Red
If you all remember my story "Kligen Tames the Demon" well the character Red, who has thing for Amun, is my alter ego. This is her story.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Published: 6/29/2011
A Poem for Mama reviews
I wrote this poem for my mom so that she can get the recognition that she deserves. please note that my mom isn't dead or dying she just has been through a lot recently and needs a pick-me-up
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Complete